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Messages 1257 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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United States
"YOU KILLED-A MY BROTHER, YOU SONS OF A BITCHES!" - Mario
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Messages 277 - Toadsworth Toadsworth
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United States
"Hey yall scott here" - Scott the Woz
Messages 462 - Metal Luigi Metal Luigi
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Sweden
All one must do Is lock in

-Renokas1 (the free bird guy)
Messages 344 - Peach Peach
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Bulgaria
"Ah yes, it's another Chewsday for me"
Messages 1744 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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United Kingdom
"It doesn't matter if your pronouns are he/him, she/her or they/them, because, at the end of the day, it's night!"

"You know, I don't even believe anything, BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT SOME REAL BULLSHIT HERE! YOU'RE A FLUKE!"

"I hear voices inside my head ;( they tell me to eat my veggies D:"

"Next level starts, and we're in Japan. There's a secret boss called Hatsune Miku. Then we open her up like a can of sardines! *gunshot*"

"To celebrate, they kick Panama out of Panama and make a canal"

"🎶 Except Turkey! Turkey makes a brand new Turkey! 🎶"

"Persia just made Persia Persian again"

"a nonbinary guitar renter was in a car crash (a gender bender fender lender fender bender)"

"YOU'LL NEVER TOUCH MY NO NO SQUARE AGAIN!! SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!! AAAAAAAAAA-"

"Paint brush. I don't know what could be better than that."
*looks up at item labelled "better paint brush"*
"My god."

"Why'd you join the army?"
"I flipped a coin."

"You know what they say: the happier the cat, the higher the cookie production rate will go up by in several decimals!"

"RELEASE. THE SHOPPING SHARKS."

"If you're a singlet, you're harming the plural community."

"My name is Flowey and I AM RACIST-"

"Home > Dating tips > 12 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Shy Guy"

"Okay, hold up, I have a theory. Oh my god. You guys- you guys are so ready. Are you- are you guys ready? You guys know the word Rudy? If you were to rearrange the words, it spells The Roaring Knight. Isn't that insane?"

"My hitbox ran away from me"
Messages 344 - Peach Peach
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Bulgaria
"DOOM? DOOM? WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOOM!!!"
Messages 1838 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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Ireland
"Asgore Piss Theory"

"Let's get this farty sharted!"

"Salesperson Ena... Spamton Ena... Spamt Ena... Spamtenna- NO-"

"Non-binary weddings be like "I now pronouns you they and them""

"Trans women are women"
1000 years later...
"hholy shit... sans undertale....."

"I'm a gay furry living in a heterosexual hellscape!"

"No girlfriend? BECOME THE GIRLFRIEND"

"1 day ago - Gaming disorder officially recognised by the World Health Organisation"
"2 hours ago - World Health Organisation finally stops classifying trans people as mentally ill"

"Top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat"
"Cat ears"
Messages 143 - Buzzy Beetle Buzzy Beetle
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Sweden
Don't be a dino-phobe, Luigi. It takes all colours to make a rainbow. Except black. There's no black in a rainbow.

-Mario
Messages 118 - Buzzy Beetle Buzzy Beetle
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Australia
synapses fire
- some video one of my maths teachers used to teach us that there is no such thing as a maths person or whatever

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