What Mario Kart track would most likely make you want to eat a saltine cracker? (ANY track in the series)

My personal pick is DS Airship Fortress because of the holes in the wooden ship

Uh what exactly do you mean

Well, this question can mean many things. It can mean the track can make you feel hungry for one, the track is so stressful that you want to treat yourself with one, the track would absolutely slap with a cracker, or (if you don't like saltines) the track is boring and you'd rather eat that than play the track. I don't know man, just take the question however you want it to I guess