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I can tell you have beef with me just for saying "useless topic" to you. i mean I wans't wrong in my perspective. You just had to start this beef with my reply. You just HAD to.

the quote is still kinda in the quote your quoting

how did you mess up the quote so bad

Its true every time I see someone with a Girl profile or username I always assume that they're girl. I need to stop lol

I hope you get along with your dad, Are you guys okay?

Luigi- The underated king, that barley has any games mainly on him.

I saw her yesertday, ONLINE, not in real life, she's nice, even though I didn't even know her for 30 minutes.

crazy 8 and lucky 7 would be really broken, espicially for a SMK themed game but I see what you're thinking there (btw there is a topic where you can suggest updates for MKPC)

Episode 2: "LET'S START THESE ENGINES!" (I added some references in this episode, comment how much you found and which ones!)


After months of training, the pre-racers are setting up for their first Grand Prix in their garage. (After the argument)



August: You guys better not be goofing off fighting again. putting on her racing equipment




Mr. David: Yeah yeah, and you better not make us lose. smirking



Joshy: Could you leave her alone? It's gonna be our 1st Grand Prix, what'dya expect from us? To be advanced blue shell dodgers, advanced engines. NO, plus some rules take away our advantage to win anyway. Like no borrowing items from your teamate-



Mr. David: THERE'S TEAMS??!?!?



Joshy: Yes....anyways, no "intentionally bumping", no teaming with the other team, like who the f*ck would do that? And so on.



Announcement: MKPC Global racers-


Mr. David: Did I just hear 'global'?


Announcement:...You have 5 minutes to get ready for the Worldwide MKPC Grand Prix, It will be on live tv all around the world. So do your best and good luck!



Iam: steps in his custom kart



Coolmonkey: Yo bro, I like your custom kart as he steps into his custom kart as well.



Iam: Oh! Thanks man! I like yours too



5 minutes pass...




Announcment: Sorry for the interruption but at this time can we have all MKPC Global Racers' coaches and staff head up to the Track.




they all drive to the track while everything is getting started



Lakitu (in the background): Yeah yeah, I think I know what to do already.



MKfan: Did we get a team name?



Joshy: Holy f*cking sh*t, we don't.



everything is prepared and the crowd is going crazy.




Commentator: Welcome one, Welcome all to the all-famous "MKPC Worldwide Racing", We are so glad you could join us on this event kids at school will be talking about it for years to come! We have 2 teams! First, we got..."None"




crowd laughs



Commentator: And we got the "PRO KARTERS" (this was my past username, by the way, it was a reference). Without further ado, let me present this track. This track is "Figure 8 Circuit". So without further ado...LET'S START THESE ENGINES!



Lakitu: lakitu floating towards the Starting Line. 3....2....1....GO!!!




VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM




Commentator: Oh we see team "None" has a lead and we have two racers side by side!




Mr. David: I'm gonna get this win!




Joshy: Do you even know how to drift?




Mr. David: F*ck.




Joshy: starts a sharp drift around the curve and gets an item




item sound effect




Joshy: A banana...its okay! At least I got protection!




Commentator: We are now looking at 5th-12th place and its not looking very pretty! We have someone with the Shock!!! Many men, many many many many men, have a star, they might just get 1st, and win this track for good (a reference to 50 Cent's "Many Men" song.


2nd Commentator: Very funny.



crowd laughs



Commenator: Anyways... Oh no. Is that a blue shell I see?




Opposing team racer #8: Hahaha, that stupid Yoshi in 1st will regret his life. throws Blue Shell



Coolmonkey: notices the blue shell and yells to Joshy to alert him JOSHY!!!! BLUE SHELL!!!! USE MY MUSHROOM!!!



Iam who is beside him: Ah! Uh uh uh, remember? We can't let our teammates use our items.



Coolmonkey: Right! Oh f....................iddle sticks!



Iam: stares at him You're the definition of "I am family-friendly" bro.



back in 1st to Joshy Joshy: looks behind him Oh sh*t. Blue shell!



KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM




crowd looks away and flinches.




Some random boy in the crowd: That sucks.





Joshy: dizzy Awwww...argh....sees clear again Oh shoot!




All the other racers pass him




LAP 2



Mr. David: holding a bullet bill Oh! Joshy you want this? Come and take it! Oh yeah you can't, because we can't share our items...remember? Ahahahahahaha! takes off



Joshy: That stupid f*cking b*tch.




Joshy is in last.



Joshy: I need to do this...for my family...For everyone I love! FOR THE TEAM!!!



He gets an item box and gets 2 items, the shock and bullet bill



Joshy: smirks Bet.


LAP 3!!!!! GO GO GO!!!!



Commentator: We have "PRO KARTERS" racers in the lead.


KA-CHOW



Commentator: SHOCK! OH! OH! WHAT A COMEBACK!




crowd goes crazy




Commentator: WE HAVE A TEAM "None" RACER MAKING A CRAZY COMEBACK!



Joshy uses his bullet bill and makes it to 1st



Commentator: WOW! WOW! WOW! ARE YOU SEEING THIS CAMENDA?!


2nd Commentator: YES! YES I AM INDEED, HE IS THE DEFENITION OF "Save Yourself" OH MY GOODNESS



everything is in slow mo. Picture are being taken all over the stadium, everyone is screaming in joy, lakitu is waving his flag....everything goes back to regular speed


Joshy passes the finish line and gets 1st for his team




crowd: screams in happiness and joy





Both Commentators: YESSSSSSSSS WOW WOW WOW WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING RACE!



Next episode coming soon...

Maybe, but the reason why I'm not making much is because of school, or I have to do other stuff when I'm free on the weekends, Next episode will come out 80% babymario64 guaranteed, so...stay tuned!

Episode 1: If you're late, You're late!


(heres some background music if you want)


Lady at the desk: Actually, Since all the people are taking so long to come here, Let's just practice at the Training Ring! Its a 5 minute drive from here to there!



Yoshi: Okay! This isn't so bad after all!




they all go into the bus and taking a seat


Driver: Buckle Up! Because this ride is gonna get bumpy! And crazy.


Joshy: What exactly do you mean by c-crazy....?



the bus takes a jerking acceleration and they zoom onto the freeway zooming by several cars



Joshy: Now I'm in a situation where taking a s-sh*t beforehand would be useful!




Kirby: Chill out! We're on the best bus in the city!


Uranium: I-I'm already c-carsick



the bus goes faster, crashes off the highway and onto the freeway




CoolMonkey: AH! Are you crazy?!?! OH! WOE IS ME FOR ALL OF US SHALL BE ARRESTED AND PUT INTO CUSTODY!



back at the regester building, a new person named August walks in.




August: Hello? *quietly* where the hell is everyone



something catches August's eye, A Mario Kart



August: Oh f*ck yeah




back on the freeway



Yoshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Uranium: *about to throw up*
UHS, OUHG, OUGHHHHHHHHHHHH, I-it's a-about to c-come o-o-ut



Driver: We're here!




everyone walks out of the bus with a face that looks like they've been on the MOST intense rollercoaster ever




Lady at the desk: Oh my! I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Mimi! Some people just call me Miriah! (MER-RI-YUH), I love meat!



Joshy: Well nice to meet you Mimi!
I know you like MY meat!



everyone stares at him



Yoshi: You're really bad at making dirty jokes


Kirby: Unbelivable.


Mimi: a little flustered by what Joshy said A-anyways...the Karts are over there! Once you get yours follow me!



Joshy and Yoshi are in the back of the line talking about Mimi


Joshy: Yo bro, Mimi is really cute bro, she's mine.



Yoshi: I have more charisma than you! You have NO chance!



coolmonkey pops up between them


Coolmonkey: Good luck on that, you're no where in her leauge.



they all look at each other



Joshy: It's on.



at the Training Ring



Mimi: So, Turn on your engines, And to get a good boost, y-you have to hit the acceleration when Lakitu, or the board says "2"! Got it? Once we master driver, start boosting, we'll get onto Drifting! The best part of this Training Journey!



they hear a noise that sounds like a new trainer



August: skids to a stop in style H-Hi guy! My name is August and-



Joshy: Yes we get it! Now get in the line so we get going!


August: tears up a little bit O-okay.....



Mimi: getting irratated GOSH WILL YOU STOP TALKING AND LISTEN?! WE DON'T HAVE TO LEARN DRIFTING, YOU GUYS CAN GO TO GRAND PRIX AND LOSE YOUR ASSES OFF. AM. I. CLEAR?



All: YES MA'AM



Joshy: to yoshi Okay, She's your's


Yoshi: No she's your's!



Uranium: Will ya stop arguing? Y'know what? Square up my guy!



August: G-guys?


C'MON SQUARE UP JOSHY



August can you please stop fighting? Please? tears up



C'MON JOSHY YOU SCARED OR WHAT?! HUH?



I SAID CAN YOU STOP!!!!!!




silence....





Chapter 2 coming soon!

                                                Prolouge PT.2

2 people walk in, which is coolmonkey and joshyesploshi


Yoshi649: FINALLY! C'MON SIGN UP I WANNA GET RACING!



Lady at the desk: Uhhh, I think you got this wrong....This is like, you sign up, and you gotta take a 50 minute drive to Mario Kart University. But right now we're just waiting for others.



Yoshi649: ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS-



JoshyEsploshi: puts his hand on Yoshi's shoulder Just take it easy, I've felt that way, where I always had to wait for something and-



Yoshi649: I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR STUPID LECTURE, LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE!



coolmonkey looks at JoshyEsploshi in confusion



CoolMonkey: What's up with you my guy?



Yoshi649: And don't call me guy.



another person walks in



Kirby: Hey guys! What's up? he trys to say in a cool way


Yoshi: to himself I can't live 1 second longer with these people

Joshy: So uhhh, what we doing?



Yoshi: Y'know what? F*ck it.


Yoshi charges towards Joshy and tackles him to the ground beating him up



Kirby: Oh my! OH MY! Someone get security!



CoolMonkey: HEY HEY HEY! STOP IT! he grabs Yoshi away as Kirby goes to treat Joshy all bruised up


Lady at the desk: coming back from getting papers WHAT HAPPENED?!?


CoolMonkey and Kirby: Yoshi and Jo shi got into a fight.



Lady at the desk: Both of you in the office!




in the office....



Lady at the desk: So why did you tackle him?



Yoshi: This sh*t is taking TOO long, I wanna race NOW! Plus, this b*tch is annoying as f*ck



Joshy: OH HEY WATCHING YA F*CKING MOUTH, I MAY LOOK INNOCENT AND KIND BUT OH BOY MY MOUTH WILL SAY STUFF I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IF YOU'RE GONNA SAY THAT TO ME!



Lady at the desk: looks at them for a couple of seconds and wipes her glasses before beginning to talk I'll be nice and make a deal, I'll let you guys stay, if you guys can not cuss or fight each other. Deal?



Joshy and Yoshi: D e a l .



Chapter 1 coming soon!

                                                          Prolouge


Yoshi649: Finally, After all those hours on the plane, I am here! Mario Kart PC! walks in Wow! That's alot of people here! If they are going against me i'm gonna kick ass!walks towards the sign up desk



Lady at the desk: Oh hello! You must be Yoshi649 signing up!


Yoshi649: I sure am! signing the paper So what do I do now?


You need to wait for 14 more people to come! It will take a few days or less...



Yoshi649: WHAT?!?! SO I COME HERE JUST TO WAIT FOR A FEW DAYS FOR THOSE F*CKING SLOW POKES TO SIGN UP TOO?!?


everyone in the building stares at him with disappointment and shame



Yoshi649: Heh heh....to himself quietly This is great! Very great! Just f*cking awesome!

But thats not the main reason I made a fanfic, mostly because I was deadass bored

Doesn't matter just stop drawing attention to a dead topic