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they're really making it realistic huh

CAMP MKPC
Ep2: Truck Racing Chaos!



Everyone: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPEAKEUP!!!!!!!!!
KirbyTripleDX: WAKE UPP!!!!!!!
Keinieo: What!?
KirbyTripleDX: This place has become too dangerous, we need to leave! Jelly and Nash are waiting in the truck.
Keinieo: okay..
*they go to the truck*
KirbyTrpleDX: Keinieo sit.
Keinieo: okay..
JellyGroove: When are GONNA GO!!
NotNashatra: KIRBY DRIIIVE!!!!!!
*an hour later*
YoshiLOVER: LET GO OF THE PEDAL AND YOU WALK BACK ALIVE!!!!
KirbyTrpleDX: KEIN!!! TAKE THESE BOMBS AND BLOW UP YOSHI’S TRUCK! WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF JUMPING OVER A GIANT HOLE!!
Keinieo: okay.. * jumps out of the truck and tries to blow up the truck but misses and falls into the hole* NO, NO, NOOOO!!!!!!
YoshiLOVER: *from above the hole* Looks like we already lost a fellow camper!
JellyGroove: TBH he was the biggest loser.
NotNashatra: looks like we’re not all cut out for it.
KirbyTripleDX: I couldn’t even remember his name!
Keinieo: NO, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*wakes up*
Keinieo: Thank god that was just a dream.*looks to his right
Toad-: *vomiting cockroaches* god I hated that bed so much. BLECH!!!!!!!!
Keinieo: okay. *walks outside into an empty lobby as everyone is in the Grand Prix zone* ima go eat.
CAFETERIA:
Fiery: hi
Keinieo: hi.
Fiery: *bites into a frozen solid pancake thinking it's a regular pancake* OUCH MY TEETH *5 teeth fall off* WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!
Keinieo: I'll pass.
Baby Mario: THE STIFF PANCAKE WASNT ME IT WAS CRINGEH
SillyCringeh: NO IT WAS YOU! YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO USE THE DISPLAY PANCAKE BATTER!
BlueCore SILLYCRINGEH STOP BEING SO HARD ON HIM ITS ONLY HIS FIRST YEAR AT THE CAFETERIA
SillyCringeh: uhh excuse me? im head chef here and your job is to follow my orders.
*BlueCore and SillyCringeh start an argument*
YoshiLOVER: *through megaphone* ACTIVITY TIME!!!!
NotNashatra: why the hell did you have to use a megaphone
WorldRecord: do that again and I will throw you deep into the woods
neptuno: not my problem
JellyGroove: who’s this guy
YoshiLOVER: he’s the technician and he’s coming on our activity to make sure things go smoothly! Speaking of the activity, today’s activity is TRUCK RACING CHAOS!!!! You will race from one track to the other while trying to destroy eachother’s trucks! Now, get in the cannon and START THE ACTIVITY!!!*shoves everyone into the cannon and blasts everyone off*
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*lands*
Speaker: PICK YOUR TEAM!
Keinieo: I’ll go into red team.
Speaker: 3 2 1 GO!!!!!!!!!!
INSIDE RED TRUCK:

Fiery: when we reach the lead position we should launch every green shell we can to stay in the position!
*green shell hits red truck*
Fiery: OH COME ON!!!!!!
Keinieo: what happened!?
Fiery: You go to the roof to defend our truck!
Keinieo: wait why- *gets thrown onto the roof* WHAT THE- ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO KILL ME!?
Fiery: Totally not!
YELLOW TRUCK:
NotNashatra: liars
RED TRUCK:
YoshiKart8: not cool fiery.
Keinieo: UHH ARE YOU GUYS GONNA IGNORE THE FACT THAT IM ON TOP OF A MOVING TRUCK WITH NO DEFENSES WITH A SPINY SHELL BEING THROWN RIGHT AT US?! and we are all riding on a waterfall.
*spiny shell hits truck sending a massive shockwave causing all trucks to fall into the waterfall resulting in Keinieo being ejected into the chasm*
Keinieo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *lands in Jolly Roger bay* *gets up* Hello? Anyone? looks like im stuck in that bay level from Mario 64, what a coincidence. *walks around for hours* i hope i dont see that creepy eel thing.
WATERFALL:
NotNashatra: Is everyone okay?
WorldRecord: noo.
MrPizzaMan: Im sure were fine- OH LORD JESUS WE ARE HANGING FROM THE WATERFALL.
neptuno: is everyone okay?
NotNashatra: WE WERE UNTIL MR SPINY SHELL CANNON LAUNCHED ALL OF US INTO A CHASM!
Toad-: HEY!
JellyGroove: hey where did Keinieo go?
SuperSwimmer: aint this a beautiful sight
Coke: less talking more lifting.
neptuno: okay chill. ima lift you up in a second i just gotta go get my tow truck.
Fiery: finally were getting out of this sh*thole.

CHASM:
Keinieo: *panicking* how am i going to get back up there! *laughs nervously* *sees a purple truck and wood scraps* maybe i could make something out of this. *proceeds to build a ramp with glider pad* now This is something i could work with!

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*gets in truck* lets see how this goes... *truck starts* wait i think its a little bit to dangerous-*truck blasts off the glider pad*
Keinieo: *trying not to scream*

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Truck: *flying out of the chasm*

OUTSIDE TOW TRUCK:
NEXO_64: Hey Jellygroove, you still worried about him?
JellyGroove: Yeah, I dont want to lose another best friend.
NEXO_64: have you ever told me how you lost your previou-
JellyGroove: I dont want to talk about it. *walks back inside*
NEXO_64: I wonder what happened.

INSIDE THE TRUCK:

*everyone is tired out after the activity*
neptuno: So i have just found the damages made to the truck during the activity and there is a leak in the gas tank, headlight wire snapped in half, and there is a huge scratch mark on the side of the veichle.
WorldRecord: and half the seats have been ripped from the floor
neptuno: thanks WorldRecord.
NotNashatra: so how long till we get back to camp?
MrPizzaMan & SuperSwimmer: we are going the wrong way.
Fiery: well ALERT THE FREAKING DRIVER.
YoshiKart8: Does anyone know where Keinieo went? we haven't seen him in a while.
IN TOW TRUCK COCKPIT:
NotNashatra: *hops in truck* KirbyTripleDX, WERE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
KirbyTripleDX: WELL YOU COULDA TOLD ME THAT BEFORE I STRAPPED ALL FOUR DAMAGED TRUCKS TO THE TOW TRUCK.
BACK IN TRUCK:
NEXO_64: does anyone hear arguing in the cockpit?
GamerJax55: *looks through binoculars and sees a flying truck* do we have a fifth truck that flies?
JellyGroove: No, not at all.
GamerJax55: well you will be suprised when you see this.
Refridge: what?
JellyGroove: Give me that! *looks through binoculars* ITS KEINIEO.
*truck lands on one of the trucks*
Keinieo: *vomits*
JellyGroove: KEINIEO! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
NotNashatra: Thank god youre okay.
YoshiLOVER: *comes in helicopter* Does anyone need rescuing?*
all: WE DO!
Toad-: I DO!
YoshiLOVER: Alright ill handle the annoying person! *pulls toad-(now renamed @UltraToad-) into the helicopter and flies back to camp*
NotNashatra: rude.
YoshiLOVER: Sorry! i couldnt hear you!
NotNashatra: Dammit! lets just take a different route back to camp.
A FEW HOURS LATER:
Keinieo: Glad were back.
Glitched: Hey Keinieo: wanna come over and spend the night in the track builder zone with me, ToadFromMKDD, and WorldRecord?
Keinieo: uhh sure!
*they all walk to build zone*

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CREDITS:

Red Team(full)
@Keinieo
@Fiery
@Mr_Pizza_Man
@YoshiKart8
@SuperSwimmer
@Diet_Coke

Blue Team(full)
@ToadFromMKDD
@JellyGroove
@WorldRecord
@--T--
@Toad-
@Glitched

Yellow Team(full)
@Isabelle123
@DryBonesFromMKDS
@NotNashatra
@KirbytripleDX_2014
@-SillyCringeh-
@CoolioFoolio

Green Team(full)

@WeegeeWogic
@GamerJax55
@NEXO_64
@ShyGuysThebest
@jay--
@Kirby64Switch2

Evil Camp Rangers(full)
@YoshiLOVER
@Diet_Coke
@Short_Red_yoshi_10
@Starfy-Store-Seller-2002

Good Camp Rangers(full)
@NEXO_64
@WeegeeWogic

Camp Security(full)
@-iz-

Technician:
@neptunogamermkpc

Head Chef:
@-SillyCringeh-

Chefs:
@DRONZY
@MR_BABY_MARIO
@BlueCore(sorry)

Episode 2 is not coming out until I get my new computer because it’s just not worth it trying to do it on mobile

1: I’m a procrastinator
2: I’m on mobile
3: sometimes I accidentally close the tab and the whole part of an episode I just wrote resets

Dude I’m not some robot who makes episodes within a millisecond

🍄 Mushroom Cup:
- Mario Bros. Circuit (@NexusX)
- Crown City 1 (@BowserJr03)
- Whistlestop Summit 🕒
- DK Spaceport 🕒

🌻 Flower Cup:
- Desert Hills
- Shy Guy Bazaar
- Wario Stadium
- Airship Fortress

⭐ Star Cup:
- DK Pass
- Starview Peak
- Sky-High Sundae (@RedPikmin95)
- Wario Shipyard (@Starl-)

🐚 Shell Cup:
- Koopa Troopa Beach 🕒
- Faraway Oasis
- Crown City 2
- Peach Stadium 1 🕒

🍌 Banana Cup:
- Peach Beach
- Salty Salty Speedway
- Dino Dino Jungle
- Great ? Block Ruins 🕒

🍂 Leaf Cup:
- Cheep Cheep Falls 🕒
- Dandelion Depths
- Boo Cinema 🕒
- Dry Bones Burnout 🕒

⚡ Lightning Cup:
- Moo Moo Meadows 🟨🕒
- Choco Mountain 🕒
- Toad's Factory
- Bowser's Castle 🕒

👑 Special Cup:
- Acorn Heights
- Mario Circuit
- Peach Stadium 2 🕒
- Rainbow Road 😭


(still figuring out how to include the bonus tracks)

It's traumatizing right I mean it's messed up because it's sold for the sega Genesis and the SNES and Simba commits suicide by the rope strat