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As I said earlier it’s entirely focused on YoshiLOVER

THE ARCHIVE
EPISODE 1: FOND MEMORIES

A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF CAMP MKPC:
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: My home is a mess, the sink is dirty, my switch has dust all over it, and if I keep putting stuff in my attic, it’s going to collapse. I’m going to clean it.

HOURS LATER:
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
*thoughts pulls him forcibly to the VCR*
YoshiLOVER: NO, NO NOOOOOOOO
*tape goes into vcr*
*static*
YoshiLOVER: *sheds tear*

TAPE 1:
3/4/1998
Past Self: I finally learned how to put a N64 ROM on a cartridge, I’m going to test it on real hardware for the first time!
*puts cartridge in and turns on TV and N64*

GAME:
CAMP MKPC [PLAY] [TUTORIAL]
Past Self: *presses play*
Dang these graphics look great!
*N64 starts to overheat*
Wait why is there smoke coming out of my N64-
*N64 explodes*
*cut off*
Past Self: *outside of his house as fire trucks and police cars keep arriving at the scene as the n64 explosion caused a house fire* MY NINTENDO 64 EXPLODED AND NOW ITS COSTING ME MY HOME AND I DONT KOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
*tape ends*
YoshiLOVER: *starts crying*

THE ARCHIVE

CAMP MKPC EPISODE 2 SOON

The Archive is an official spinoff to Camp MKPC releasing in between episodes and it is very short but it will focus on @YoshiLOVER (and a
tape).


TRAILER IN A TOPIC CALLED “PRESENTING MY FINEST WORK YET”

Or even better,

Recoverless Spiny Shell:
if this shell hits you, your cooked, it spawns 1000 more bot players who are 1000x faster than you and the lap count(for bots only) Is cut down to 2,

and your lap count(players only) is now 100 laps, and it teleports you far out of bounds and you must make it back to the course and by then all the CPUs would have won by now and you wouldn't even have time to drive all 100 added laps

meaning you automatically lose and your VR gets automatically knocked down to a -9999999999999

and the mega superstar rank you worked so hard for is taken away from you and you get the ultra noob rank,

not only that but also when it hits you it notifies your whole town that you suck at mario kart (via email) and all the unlockables are re-locked and an app is installed into your device called “Mario Kart Job” and the premise of this game is that all tracks have been replaced by fast food restaurants that youlll be forced to do tasks in it and Mario kart is permanently locked until you complete Mario Kart Job

Every Direct:
90% RPGs
9% filler
1% actually good content

Then pick up a copy of Dork Diaries for yourself and see what I mean

Dude, did you actually read all the reasons

4: references so bad it gives dreamworks and warner bros a run for their money
5: main character is a spoiled gen z teeny bopper
6: every book is the same generic rom com plot with nothing really interesting
7: horrible drawings
8: the main characters band is genuinely awful

wut

if this book ever gets a movie adaptation (which I hope it doesn’t) it’ll probably fail so bad that every dork diaries book will have to be recalled(which is what I hope happens to dork diaries after the movies release)

It’s this peice of fucking garbage ITS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!

I KEEP GETTING THOSE ADS AND THE TITLE IS IN THE CORNER

Those ads are for a game called “I See Your Desire”

SAMESAMESAMESAME

Almost every time I go onto MKPC I see an ad with a n**** person in it and I hate it so dang much

“I….. am Steve” From A Minecraft Movie

A five year old