THE ARCHIVE(EPISODE 2)
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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-07-05 at 18:59:44
The Archive is an official spinoff to Camp MKPC releasing in between episodes and it is very short but it will focus on @YoshiLOVER (and a
tape).
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THE ARCHIVE
EPISODE 1: FOND MEMORIES
A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF CAMP MKPC:
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: My home is a mess, the sink is dirty, my switch has dust all over it, and if I keep putting stuff in my attic, it’s going to collapse. I’m going to clean it.
HOURS LATER:
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
*thoughts pulls him forcibly to the VCR*
YoshiLOVER: NO, NO NOOOOOOOO
*tape goes into vcr*
*static*
YoshiLOVER: *sheds tear*
TAPE 1:
3/4/1998
Past Self: I finally learned how to put a N64 ROM on a cartridge, I’m going to test it on real hardware for the first time!
*puts cartridge in and turns on TV and N64*
GAME:
CAMP MKPC [PLAY] [TUTORIAL]
Past Self: *presses play*
Dang these graphics look great!
*N64 starts to overheat*
Wait why is there smoke coming out of my N64-
*N64 explodes*
*cut off*
Past Self: *outside of his house as fire trucks and police cars keep arriving at the scene as the n64 explosion caused a house fire* MY NINTENDO 64 EXPLODED AND NOW ITS COSTING ME MY HOME AND I DONT KOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
*tape ends*
YoshiLOVER: *starts crying*
THE ARCHIVE
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 2 SOON
EPISODE 1: FOND MEMORIES
A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF CAMP MKPC:
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: My home is a mess, the sink is dirty, my switch has dust all over it, and if I keep putting stuff in my attic, it’s going to collapse. I’m going to clean it.
HOURS LATER:
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
*thoughts pulls him forcibly to the VCR*
YoshiLOVER: NO, NO NOOOOOOOO
*tape goes into vcr*
*static*
YoshiLOVER: *sheds tear*
TAPE 1:
3/4/1998
Past Self: I finally learned how to put a N64 ROM on a cartridge, I’m going to test it on real hardware for the first time!
*puts cartridge in and turns on TV and N64*
GAME:
CAMP MKPC [PLAY] [TUTORIAL]
Past Self: *presses play*
Dang these graphics look great!
*N64 starts to overheat*
Wait why is there smoke coming out of my N64-
*N64 explodes*
*cut off*
Past Self: *outside of his house as fire trucks and police cars keep arriving at the scene as the n64 explosion caused a house fire* MY NINTENDO 64 EXPLODED AND NOW ITS COSTING ME MY HOME AND I DONT KOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
*tape ends*
YoshiLOVER: *starts crying*
THE ARCHIVE
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 2 SOON
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On 2025-07-05 at 23:56:33
THE ARCHIVE
EPISODE 1: FOND MEMORIES
A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF CAMP MKPC:
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: My home is a mess, the sink is dirty, my switch has dust all over it, and if I keep putting stuff in my attic, it’s going to collapse. I’m going to clean it.
HOURS LATER:
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
*thoughts pulls him forcibly to the VCR*
YoshiLOVER: NO, NO NOOOOOOOO
*tape goes into vcr*
*static*
YoshiLOVER: *sheds tear*
TAPE 1:
3/4/1998
Past Self: I finally learned how to put a N64 ROM on a cartridge, I’m going to test it on real hardware for the first time!
*puts cartridge in and turns on TV and N64*
GAME:
CAMP MKPC [PLAY] [TUTORIAL]
Past Self: *presses play*
Dang these graphics look great!
*N64 starts to overheat*
Wait why is there smoke coming out of my N64-
*N64 explodes*
*cut off*
Past Self: *outside of his house as fire trucks and police cars keep arriving at the scene as the n64 explosion caused a house fire* MY NINTENDO 64 EXPLODED AND NOW ITS COSTING ME MY HOME AND I DONT KOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
*tape ends*
YoshiLOVER: *starts crying*
THE ARCHIVE
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 2 SOON
EPISODE 1: FOND MEMORIES
A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF CAMP MKPC:
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: My home is a mess, the sink is dirty, my switch has dust all over it, and if I keep putting stuff in my attic, it’s going to collapse. I’m going to clean it.
HOURS LATER:
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
*thoughts pulls him forcibly to the VCR*
YoshiLOVER: NO, NO NOOOOOOOO
*tape goes into vcr*
*static*
YoshiLOVER: *sheds tear*
TAPE 1:
3/4/1998
Past Self: I finally learned how to put a N64 ROM on a cartridge, I’m going to test it on real hardware for the first time!
*puts cartridge in and turns on TV and N64*
GAME:
CAMP MKPC [PLAY] [TUTORIAL]
Past Self: *presses play*
Dang these graphics look great!
*N64 starts to overheat*
Wait why is there smoke coming out of my N64-
*N64 explodes*
*cut off*
Past Self: *outside of his house as fire trucks and police cars keep arriving at the scene as the n64 explosion caused a house fire* MY NINTENDO 64 EXPLODED AND NOW ITS COSTING ME MY HOME AND I DONT KOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
*tape ends*
YoshiLOVER: *starts crying*
THE ARCHIVE
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 2 SOON
peak…?
I dunno how to feel about this spinoff tbh. It’s a bit short and could be written better, but it sounds like a cool concept tho so hopefully we’ll get another one of these after Episode 2 of Camp MKPC
On 2025-07-06 at 00:00:19
THE ARCHIVE
EPISODE 1: FOND MEMORIES
A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF CAMP MKPC:
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: My home is a mess, the sink is dirty, my switch has dust all over it, and if I keep putting stuff in my attic, it’s going to collapse. I’m going to clean it.
HOURS LATER:
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
*thoughts pulls him forcibly to the VCR*
YoshiLOVER: NO, NO NOOOOOOOO
*tape goes into vcr*
*static*
YoshiLOVER: *sheds tear*
TAPE 1:
3/4/1998
Past Self: I finally learned how to put a N64 ROM on a cartridge, I’m going to test it on real hardware for the first time!
*puts cartridge in and turns on TV and N64*
GAME:
CAMP MKPC [PLAY] [TUTORIAL]
Past Self: *presses play*
Dang these graphics look great!
*N64 starts to overheat*
Wait why is there smoke coming out of my N64-
*N64 explodes*
*cut off*
Past Self: *outside of his house as fire trucks and police cars keep arriving at the scene as the n64 explosion caused a house fire* MY NINTENDO 64 EXPLODED AND NOW ITS COSTING ME MY HOME AND I DONT KOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
*tape ends*
YoshiLOVER: *starts crying*
THE ARCHIVE
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 2 SOON
This is actually quite awesome! I kinda wish more people are in it, though.EPISODE 1: FOND MEMORIES
A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF CAMP MKPC:
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: My home is a mess, the sink is dirty, my switch has dust all over it, and if I keep putting stuff in my attic, it’s going to collapse. I’m going to clean it.
HOURS LATER:
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
*thoughts pulls him forcibly to the VCR*
YoshiLOVER: NO, NO NOOOOOOOO
*tape goes into vcr*
*static*
YoshiLOVER: *sheds tear*
TAPE 1:
3/4/1998
Past Self: I finally learned how to put a N64 ROM on a cartridge, I’m going to test it on real hardware for the first time!
*puts cartridge in and turns on TV and N64*
GAME:
CAMP MKPC [PLAY] [TUTORIAL]
Past Self: *presses play*
Dang these graphics look great!
*N64 starts to overheat*
Wait why is there smoke coming out of my N64-
*N64 explodes*
*cut off*
Past Self: *outside of his house as fire trucks and police cars keep arriving at the scene as the n64 explosion caused a house fire* MY NINTENDO 64 EXPLODED AND NOW ITS COSTING ME MY HOME AND I DONT KOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
*tape ends*
YoshiLOVER: *starts crying*
THE ARCHIVE
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 2 SOON
On 2025-07-06 at 00:01:25
THE ARCHIVE
EPISODE 1: FOND MEMORIES
A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF CAMP MKPC:
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: My home is a mess, the sink is dirty, my switch has dust all over it, and if I keep putting stuff in my attic, it’s going to collapse. I’m going to clean it.
HOURS LATER:
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
*thoughts pulls him forcibly to the VCR*
YoshiLOVER: NO, NO NOOOOOOOO
*tape goes into vcr*
*static*
YoshiLOVER: *sheds tear*
TAPE 1:
3/4/1998
Past Self: I finally learned how to put a N64 ROM on a cartridge, I’m going to test it on real hardware for the first time!
*puts cartridge in and turns on TV and N64*
GAME:
CAMP MKPC [PLAY] [TUTORIAL]
Past Self: *presses play*
Dang these graphics look great!
*N64 starts to overheat*
Wait why is there smoke coming out of my N64-
*N64 explodes*
*cut off*
Past Self: *outside of his house as fire trucks and police cars keep arriving at the scene as the n64 explosion caused a house fire* MY NINTENDO 64 EXPLODED AND NOW ITS COSTING ME MY HOME AND I DONT KOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
*tape ends*
YoshiLOVER: *starts crying*
THE ARCHIVE
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 2 SOON
This is actually quite awesome! I kinda wish more people are in it, though.EPISODE 1: FOND MEMORIES
A COUPLE OF YEARS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF CAMP MKPC:
June 7th, 2017.
YoshiLOVER: My home is a mess, the sink is dirty, my switch has dust all over it, and if I keep putting stuff in my attic, it’s going to collapse. I’m going to clean it.
HOURS LATER:
YoshiLOVER: *finds an old tape from decades ago while cleaning out his attic* Oh, no, I was trying not to come across this tape for decades. *sees VCR* IM NOT PUTTING THE TAPE IN.
VCR IN HEAD: FEED ME THE TAPE
YoshiLOVER: NO, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD.
*thoughts pulls him forcibly to the VCR*
YoshiLOVER: NO, NO NOOOOOOOO
*tape goes into vcr*
*static*
YoshiLOVER: *sheds tear*
TAPE 1:
3/4/1998
Past Self: I finally learned how to put a N64 ROM on a cartridge, I’m going to test it on real hardware for the first time!
*puts cartridge in and turns on TV and N64*
GAME:
CAMP MKPC [PLAY] [TUTORIAL]
Past Self: *presses play*
Dang these graphics look great!
*N64 starts to overheat*
Wait why is there smoke coming out of my N64-
*N64 explodes*
*cut off*
Past Self: *outside of his house as fire trucks and police cars keep arriving at the scene as the n64 explosion caused a house fire* MY NINTENDO 64 EXPLODED AND NOW ITS COSTING ME MY HOME AND I DONT KOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!
*tape ends*
YoshiLOVER: *starts crying*
THE ARCHIVE
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 2 SOON
As I said earlier it’s entirely focused on YoshiLOVER
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2On 2025-08-19 at 13:41:41
Well Camp MKPC episode 2 is out, now I gotta make the archive episode 2
On 2025-08-29 at 15:53:43
THE ARCHIVE
EPISODE 2: THE INCIDENT
June 7th: 2017
YoshiLOVER: *sees smoke rising miles from his house* what is that.
*phone rings*
YoshiLOVER: Im Coming! *picks up phone* hello?
OTHER END:
Starfy: YoshiLOVER! Get over here NOW! ITS AN EMERGENCY!
Red Yoshi: A REALLY BIG ONE!!!!!
*hangs up*
YoshiLOVER: Im coming now! *gets i his car and drives* i wonder what kind of nonsense is going on over there. *starts going over the limit and passes by a police car* SHIT.
*sirens blaring*
Cop: PULL OVER NOW!
YoshiLOVER: *pulls down window* how may i help you officer?
Cop: Liscence and registration?
YoshiLOVER: *gives those things to the officer*
Cop: Do you know that you were going 30 over the limit?
YoshiLOVER: no.
Cop: *hands speeding ticket to YoshiLOVER* Pay this by tomorrow or else you will face some charges.
YoshiLOVER: ok *grabs the ticket and speeds off into the distance*
Cop: ugh, typical.
other cops from walkie talkie: ARREST HIM! Did i just hear him speed of into the distance? Dissapointing. What are you doing just sitting there! GO CHASE HIM!
Cop: Can you guys shut up? Im enjoying my donut!
OTHER CAR:
YoshiLOVER: IM HERE!
Starfy: we couldnt defend the lab.
Red Yoshi: Yeah we tried.
Diet: were sorry.
YoshiLOVER: A "sorry"? Thats all you can say? Im dissapointed in you ALL!
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SET MY ENTIRE LAB ON FIRE! THERE WAS A BUNCH OF IMPORTANT STUFF IN THERE! Do you have NO IDEA how expensive that all is!?
Starfy: There were 3 arsonists, one of their head were in the shape of a rock. another one of them looked like they had white gloves and, i cant remember the third one.
Diet: I See one of them!
Jelly Bean: uh oh
Diet: it looks like theyre headed into the woods!
YoshiLOVER: go kill them.* hands Red Yoshi, Starfy, and Diet guns*
Red Yoshi: Uhh These people are innocent!
Not after they BURNED DOWN MY FUCKING LAB!
Starfy: Alright sir, we will go after them
Red yoshi: wait where did Diet go?
*3 bangs are heard*
Diet: *dragging 3 dead bodies* got em.
YoshiLOVER: alright, bury them. ill call over a construction crew first thing in the morning.
THE ARCHIVE 2
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 3 SOON
EPISODE 2: THE INCIDENT
June 7th: 2017
YoshiLOVER: *sees smoke rising miles from his house* what is that.
*phone rings*
YoshiLOVER: Im Coming! *picks up phone* hello?
OTHER END:
Starfy: YoshiLOVER! Get over here NOW! ITS AN EMERGENCY!
Red Yoshi: A REALLY BIG ONE!!!!!
*hangs up*
YoshiLOVER: Im coming now! *gets i his car and drives* i wonder what kind of nonsense is going on over there. *starts going over the limit and passes by a police car* SHIT.
*sirens blaring*
Cop: PULL OVER NOW!
YoshiLOVER: *pulls down window* how may i help you officer?
Cop: Liscence and registration?
YoshiLOVER: *gives those things to the officer*
Cop: Do you know that you were going 30 over the limit?
YoshiLOVER: no.
Cop: *hands speeding ticket to YoshiLOVER* Pay this by tomorrow or else you will face some charges.
YoshiLOVER: ok *grabs the ticket and speeds off into the distance*
Cop: ugh, typical.
other cops from walkie talkie: ARREST HIM! Did i just hear him speed of into the distance? Dissapointing. What are you doing just sitting there! GO CHASE HIM!
Cop: Can you guys shut up? Im enjoying my donut!
OTHER CAR:
YoshiLOVER: IM HERE!
Starfy: we couldnt defend the lab.
Red Yoshi: Yeah we tried.
Diet: were sorry.
YoshiLOVER: A "sorry"? Thats all you can say? Im dissapointed in you ALL!
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SET MY ENTIRE LAB ON FIRE! THERE WAS A BUNCH OF IMPORTANT STUFF IN THERE! Do you have NO IDEA how expensive that all is!?
Starfy: There were 3 arsonists, one of their head were in the shape of a rock. another one of them looked like they had white gloves and, i cant remember the third one.
Diet: I See one of them!
Jelly Bean: uh oh
Diet: it looks like theyre headed into the woods!
YoshiLOVER: go kill them.* hands Red Yoshi, Starfy, and Diet guns*
Red Yoshi: Uhh These people are innocent!
Not after they BURNED DOWN MY FUCKING LAB!
Starfy: Alright sir, we will go after them
Red yoshi: wait where did Diet go?
*3 bangs are heard*
Diet: *dragging 3 dead bodies* got em.
YoshiLOVER: alright, bury them. ill call over a construction crew first thing in the morning.
THE ARCHIVE 2
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 3 SOON
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On 2025-08-30 at 05:05:36
THE ARCHIVE
EPISODE 2: THE INCIDENT
June 7th: 2017
YoshiLOVER: *sees smoke rising miles from his house* what is that.
*phone rings*
YoshiLOVER: Im Coming! *picks up phone* hello?
OTHER END:
Starfy: YoshiLOVER! Get over here NOW! ITS AN EMERGENCY!
Red Yoshi: A REALLY BIG ONE!!!!!
*hangs up*
YoshiLOVER: Im coming now! *gets i his car and drives* i wonder what kind of nonsense is going on over there. *starts going over the limit and passes by a police car* SHIT.
*sirens blaring*
Cop: PULL OVER NOW!
YoshiLOVER: *pulls down window* how may i help you officer?
Cop: Liscence and registration?
YoshiLOVER: *gives those things to the officer*
Cop: Do you know that you were going 30 over the limit?
YoshiLOVER: no.
Cop: *hands speeding ticket to YoshiLOVER* Pay this by tomorrow or else you will face some charges.
YoshiLOVER: ok *grabs the ticket and speeds off into the distance*
Cop: ugh, typical.
other cops from walkie talkie: ARREST HIM! Did i just hear him speed of into the distance? Dissapointing. What are you doing just sitting there! GO CHASE HIM!
Cop: Can you guys shut up? Im enjoying my donut!
OTHER CAR:
YoshiLOVER: IM HERE!
Starfy: we couldnt defend the lab.
Red Yoshi: Yeah we tried.
Diet: were sorry.
YoshiLOVER: A "sorry"? Thats all you can say? Im dissapointed in you ALL!
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SET MY ENTIRE LAB ON FIRE! THERE WAS A BUNCH OF IMPORTANT STUFF IN THERE! Do you have NO IDEA how expensive that all is!?
Starfy: There were 3 arsonists, one of their head were in the shape of a rock. another one of them looked like they had white gloves and, i cant remember the third one.
Diet: I See one of them!
Jelly Bean: uh oh
Diet: it looks like theyre headed into the woods!
YoshiLOVER: go kill them.* hands Red Yoshi, Starfy, and Diet guns*
Red Yoshi: Uhh These people are innocent!
Not after they BURNED DOWN MY FUCKING LAB!
Starfy: Alright sir, we will go after them
Red yoshi: wait where did Diet go?
*3 bangs are heard*
Diet: *dragging 3 dead bodies* got em.
YoshiLOVER: alright, bury them. ill call over a construction crew first thing in the morning.
THE ARCHIVE 2
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 3 SOON
EPISODE 2: THE INCIDENT
June 7th: 2017
YoshiLOVER: *sees smoke rising miles from his house* what is that.
*phone rings*
YoshiLOVER: Im Coming! *picks up phone* hello?
OTHER END:
Starfy: YoshiLOVER! Get over here NOW! ITS AN EMERGENCY!
Red Yoshi: A REALLY BIG ONE!!!!!
*hangs up*
YoshiLOVER: Im coming now! *gets i his car and drives* i wonder what kind of nonsense is going on over there. *starts going over the limit and passes by a police car* SHIT.
*sirens blaring*
Cop: PULL OVER NOW!
YoshiLOVER: *pulls down window* how may i help you officer?
Cop: Liscence and registration?
YoshiLOVER: *gives those things to the officer*
Cop: Do you know that you were going 30 over the limit?
YoshiLOVER: no.
Cop: *hands speeding ticket to YoshiLOVER* Pay this by tomorrow or else you will face some charges.
YoshiLOVER: ok *grabs the ticket and speeds off into the distance*
Cop: ugh, typical.
other cops from walkie talkie: ARREST HIM! Did i just hear him speed of into the distance? Dissapointing. What are you doing just sitting there! GO CHASE HIM!
Cop: Can you guys shut up? Im enjoying my donut!
OTHER CAR:
YoshiLOVER: IM HERE!
Starfy: we couldnt defend the lab.
Red Yoshi: Yeah we tried.
Diet: were sorry.
YoshiLOVER: A "sorry"? Thats all you can say? Im dissapointed in you ALL!
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SET MY ENTIRE LAB ON FIRE! THERE WAS A BUNCH OF IMPORTANT STUFF IN THERE! Do you have NO IDEA how expensive that all is!?
Starfy: There were 3 arsonists, one of their head were in the shape of a rock. another one of them looked like they had white gloves and, i cant remember the third one.
Diet: I See one of them!
Jelly Bean: uh oh
Diet: it looks like theyre headed into the woods!
YoshiLOVER: go kill them.* hands Red Yoshi, Starfy, and Diet guns*
Red Yoshi: Uhh These people are innocent!
Not after they BURNED DOWN MY FUCKING LAB!
Starfy: Alright sir, we will go after them
Red yoshi: wait where did Diet go?
*3 bangs are heard*
Diet: *dragging 3 dead bodies* got em.
YoshiLOVER: alright, bury them. ill call over a construction crew first thing in the morning.
THE ARCHIVE 2
CAMP MKPC EPISODE 3 SOON
IM IN THIS ONE!!!
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