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(DISCONTINUED) The Silly Adventures [fanfic]
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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2025-07-21 at 00:25:36
I guess this episode shows how hard it is to write a dialogue with multiple POVs.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
hey why aren’t I in this episode
On 2025-07-10 at 21:49:10
Georgie: if you wanted to teleport out of here, WELL YA CANT! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I PUT A FORCE FIELD ON THR WALLS OF THE SHOP SO IF YOU TRY TO TELEPORT BYOND THE BOUNDARIES OF THE FIELD, YOULL ONLY TELEPORT TO THE WALL AND GET ELECTROCUTED!!!!!
Blue: I don’t believed that. *tries to teleport and get fucking electrocuted and still remains inside the store* you were right…. *dies*
George: hehehehe electrocuted means you dead.
(george don’t care)
Blue: I don’t believed that. *tries to teleport and get fucking electrocuted and still remains inside the store* you were right…. *dies*
George: hehehehe electrocuted means you dead.
(george don’t care)
On 2025-07-08 at 02:48:20
Hey lookie a lot of characters that will not get used until much later!
Yellow
???:???
Much like Green.
Apparently, they know each other.
Gold
Just your totally normal stupid guy. He has been dumped 17 times already.
Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!
Crystal
She aims to be like her father, Silver. Refers to Red as "little sister." Carries a hunting-crop, like all great fictional detectives do. (Sherlock Holmes if you didn't get the reference.)
Ruby
He has a REALLY loud voice. This often annoys others
Sapphire
An up and coming magician. She doesn't know it, but she and Ruby are (half) siblings.
Emerald
Apparently knows Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. She's currently on a "mission"
Diamond
Has some "powers" that no one really believes in. Apparently, she is Pearl's cousin.
Pearl
Diamond's little cousin, she has Diamond's "powers" to a greater degree.
Platinum
A mysterious picture-book author and illustrator.
Yellow
???:???
Much like Green.
Apparently, they know each other.
Gold
Just your totally normal stupid guy. He has been dumped 17 times already.
Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!
Crystal
She aims to be like her father, Silver. Refers to Red as "little sister." Carries a hunting-crop, like all great fictional detectives do. (Sherlock Holmes if you didn't get the reference.)
Ruby
He has a REALLY loud voice. This often annoys others
Sapphire
An up and coming magician. She doesn't know it, but she and Ruby are (half) siblings.
Emerald
Apparently knows Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. She's currently on a "mission"
Diamond
Has some "powers" that no one really believes in. Apparently, she is Pearl's cousin.
Pearl
Diamond's little cousin, she has Diamond's "powers" to a greater degree.
Platinum
A mysterious picture-book author and illustrator.
“ Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!” feared by everyone except George because one time he almost choked him to death and he broke several of his bones just because he liked grow a garden
On 2025-07-08 at 02:33:40
Georgie: Our SAFEST item is a nuk-
(He gets frozen by Refri-
Georgie:
(freezes, stabs, star beams, explodes, shoots, whacks, diamond swords, flamethrows, Swifts, Thunders, Surfs, Auroua Beams, Bit, Rollouted, Rock Slid, Quick-Attacked, Dragon Raged, Twistered, Ice Fanged, Sleep Powdered, Psybeam, Confused, Disabled, Thunder Waved, Earthquaked, Magnituded, Flown, Extrasensorized, and Cuts, and hunting-crops refridge to death .)
Red: YOU KILLED HIM!
Georgie: buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nash: take my money and give it to me because we are leaving and your coming with us.
Georgie: did I ask?
Nash: QUIET OR YOURE BACON
(He gets frozen by Refri-
Georgie:
(freezes, stabs, star beams, explodes, shoots, whacks, diamond swords, flamethrows, Swifts, Thunders, Surfs, Auroua Beams, Bit, Rollouted, Rock Slid, Quick-Attacked, Dragon Raged, Twistered, Ice Fanged, Sleep Powdered, Psybeam, Confused, Disabled, Thunder Waved, Earthquaked, Magnituded, Flown, Extrasensorized, and Cuts, and hunting-crops refridge to death .)
Red: YOU KILLED HIM!
Georgie: buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nash: take my money and give it to me because we are leaving and your coming with us.
Georgie: did I ask?
Nash: QUIET OR YOURE BACON
Nah, canon Nashata would probably be like:
Nashatra: Huh, v-very nice product!
*she slowly backs away*
Nashatra: I would buy it, but I-I forgot my wallet… Lemme just…
*she would promptly gtfo of there*
or smh like that idk
On 2025-07-08 at 01:05:22
Georgie: Our SAFEST item is a nuk-
(He gets frozen by Refri-
Georgie:
(freezes, stabs, star beams, explodes, shoots, whacks, diamond swords, flamethrows, Swifts, Thunders, Surfs, Auroua Beams, Bit, Rollouted, Rock Slid, Quick-Attacked, Dragon Raged, Twistered, Ice Fanged, Sleep Powdered, Psybeam, Confused, Disabled, Thunder Waved, Earthquaked, Magnituded, Flown, Extrasensorized, and Cuts, and hunting-crops refridge to death .)
Red: YOU KILLED HIM!
Georgie: buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nash: take my money and give it to me because we are leaving and your coming with us.
Georgie: did I ask?
Nash: QUIET OR YOURE BACON
(He gets frozen by Refri-
Georgie:
(freezes, stabs, star beams, explodes, shoots, whacks, diamond swords, flamethrows, Swifts, Thunders, Surfs, Auroua Beams, Bit, Rollouted, Rock Slid, Quick-Attacked, Dragon Raged, Twistered, Ice Fanged, Sleep Powdered, Psybeam, Confused, Disabled, Thunder Waved, Earthquaked, Magnituded, Flown, Extrasensorized, and Cuts, and hunting-crops refridge to death .)
Red: YOU KILLED HIM!
Georgie: buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nash: take my money and give it to me because we are leaving and your coming with us.
Georgie: did I ask?
Nash: QUIET OR YOURE BACON
On 2025-07-08 at 00:57:18
Georgie: We Sell explosive switch 2s and we sell explosive versions of the accessories of the switch 2!!!
Nash: do you ever sell normal non explosive ite-
Georgie: N O
Nash: do you ever sell normal non explosive ite-
Georgie: N O
Pearl: alright let’s leav-
Georgie: *locks every exit*you won’t leave until you buy one of our totally safe products.
On 2025-07-08 at 00:47:54
Georgie: We Sell explosive switch 2s and we sell explosive versions of the accessories of the switch 2!!!
Nash: do you ever sell normal non explosive ite-
Georgie: N O
Nash: do you ever sell normal non explosive ite-
Georgie: N O
On 2025-07-07 at 23:13:13
Georgie: sorry no refunds
*cuts the f*cking power to the (insert building name here)
*cuts the f*cking power to the (insert building name here)
On 2025-07-07 at 07:17:13
Well humans are also animals so I guess that countd
On 2025-07-07 at 07:13:32
I saw a fangame where the human literally becomes infected and I think it’s canon lore.
On 2025-07-07 at 06:44:43
Uhh just a tidbit this universe’s version of Nashatra is aware she was in Forsaken one. In fact, she likes the game (she used to play a lot of Dead By Daylight when she was a teen).
George: *cracks knuckles*
”Try me, little piggie. I eat your kind for breakfast.” ~Nashatra, peobably.
”I can pie hike in 5 seconds and you look like a failed mii creation also not to mention I turned a living life sized potato into mashed potato once, and it was a literal cyborg.”
~George probably.
”Oh, you wanna go low? I don’t wanna hear it from the pig who’s family is fuckin’ dead (…Ok, that was a pretty messed up thing to say, to be honest.).”
”I have a potion, it killed my family, SO IMA INFECT YOU WITH IT *throws it at Nash*” george don’t care
*All the potion does is drench Nashatra’s clothes with the watery substance.*
“…Dude, really? I swear, kids these days…”
*She walks off to go change out of her soaked clothes.*
[END OF HYPOTHETICAL ENCOUNTER]
And later becomes an infected
On 2025-07-07 at 06:19:10
Uhh just a tidbit this universe’s version of Nashatra is aware she was in Forsaken one. In fact, she likes the game (she used to play a lot of Dead By Daylight when she was a teen).
George: *cracks knuckles*
”Try me, little piggie. I eat your kind for breakfast.” ~Nashatra, peobably.
”I can pie hike in 5 seconds and you look like a failed mii creation also not to mention I turned a living life sized potato into mashed potato once, and it was a literal cyborg.”
~George probably.
”Oh, you wanna go low? I don’t wanna hear it from the pig who’s family is fuckin’ dead (…Ok, that was a pretty messed up thing to say, to be honest.).”
”I have a potion, it killed my family, SO IMA INFECT YOU WITH IT *throws it at Nash*” george don’t care
On 2025-07-07 at 06:04:14
Uhh just a tidbit this universe’s version of Nashatra is aware she was in Forsaken one. In fact, she likes the game (she used to play a lot of Dead By Daylight when she was a teen).
George: *cracks knuckles*
”Try me, little piggie. I eat your kind for breakfast.” ~Nashatra, peobably.
”I can pie hike in 5 seconds and you look like a failed mii creation also not to mention I turned a living life sized potato into mashed potato once, and it was a literal cyborg.”
~George probably.
On 2025-07-07 at 05:45:13
Uhh just a tidbit this universe’s version of Nashatra is aware she was in Forsaken one. In fact, she likes the game (she used to play a lot of Dead By Daylight when she was a teen).
George: *cracks knuckles*
On 2025-07-07 at 05:31:07
Also my character absolutely hates forsaken and grow a garden and hates anyone who likes any of those games
EDIT: he also works at a hotel called “Best Inn”(based on a Roblox roleplay game called “STAY AT THE WORST HOTEL KNOWN TO MAN”)
EDIT: he also works at a hotel called “Best Inn”(based on a Roblox roleplay game called “STAY AT THE WORST HOTEL KNOWN TO MAN”)
On 2025-07-06 at 00:57:45
Edit: Please, people, READ! The protagonist is NOT to be taken by forum members! She is a default character created by the writer!!!
Edit2: Also, tell me which side you choose! (Protagonist or antagonist or neutral.)
*ahem*
I've read the rules, and I think this should be legal.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FANFIC CONTAINS MANY INSTANCES OF SILLINESS, IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, AND IS DESIGNED TO REPRESENT A WORLD THAT IS QUITE FAR FROM REALITY.
Note: The following fanfic is written as a Silly Adventure (You're not supposed to know what a Silly Adventure is.). A Silly Adventure usually contains ridiculously large amounts of monetary payments, consuming by mouth random objects in the world around,and also punching for no apparent reason which usually cause a world war or something like that.
According to the rules, violence is not allowed, so I'll exclude punching. (Just in case
)
Anyways...
You can submit as many characters as you want.
You must have a name and colour with your application.
You can choose to be more detailed.
That's it!
Characters List:
One more thing: each season will have a different goal. (like vacation, shopping, etc.)
That's it! (fr this time)
Edit2: Also, tell me which side you choose! (Protagonist or antagonist or neutral.)
*ahem*
I've read the rules, and I think this should be legal.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FANFIC CONTAINS MANY INSTANCES OF SILLINESS, IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, AND IS DESIGNED TO REPRESENT A WORLD THAT IS QUITE FAR FROM REALITY.
Note: The following fanfic is written as a Silly Adventure (You're not supposed to know what a Silly Adventure is.). A Silly Adventure usually contains ridiculously large amounts of monetary payments, consuming by mouth random objects in the world around,
According to the rules, violence is not allowed, so I'll exclude punching. (Just in case
)Anyways...
You can submit as many characters as you want.
You must have a name and colour with your application.
You can choose to be more detailed.
That's it!
Characters List:
Red(protagonist)
Blue(antagonist)
Refridge
Kevin
T
Marcelo
Nashatra
Jay
Blue(antagonist)
Refridge
Kevin
T
Marcelo
Nashatra
Jay
One more thing: each season will have a different goal. (like vacation, shopping, etc.)
That's it! (fr this time)
Can I be in the fanfic,
Name: Georgie
Dialogue Color: Blue Sky
Personality: likes anything potato flavored, almost often says “don’t ask questions” to someone’s face, and likes to beat the crap out of people he hates on first sight.
EDIT: he also likes violence
1/!\ Reports / Signalements /!\
On 2025-11-23 at 04:14:48
I- i... i...
*vomit*
*soul leaves body*
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Just Ban moopyfrompiggy From Existence
Am I the one who makes useless topics that could easily fit into space for anything?
Just because I said that your topic was useless doesn’t mean you can go and report me unless i say something really messed up(0% chance of that happening)
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