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6408 pts ★ RacerOn 2024-04-08 at 03:17:50
Glad to see we're done with fighting! But I predict there's just going to be more fighting on the horizon...
There isn't.
It just took me more episodes to do the transition. Before, I would have said everything was fake and everyone was manipulated. But now I bothered making a transition because I was tired to produce fights. But I had to go through the hassle of making a transition episode. That's all the energy it took me to just stop the fighting. So now, no more of it for a longgggg while.
On 2024-04-08 at 00:38:01
Chapter 5 : Brave
On an exceptionally dark night,
The top of the world felt so lonely...
Lely : Then what do you want ? What do you want ! Let us be for a split second.
Eli : No. I will hunt you down.
Max : This is incomprehensible. We just wanted to give a shirt to Ben, and you are chasing us as if we killed someone in your family. It is too much.
Alice : Don't even mention the topic !
Eli : She's right ! It's hurtful !
Max : Oh please, you said much worse.
Lely : Agreed, quite hypocritical of you to cherrypick the sujects we can bring up. You brought up worse.
Alice : Well I was forever a girl who was mistreated, made fun of, I was the victim of a lot actually. I was a victim of homophobia, transphobia, and I was always rejected for who I was. So why would I not be able to choose the subjects ? My life was far worse than yours.
Max : You want to hear my perspective ? Victim of an ableist society, always being made fun of, always being the scapegoat of things. I have gone through a lot too. I was even called a simp by a girl who has dated like dozens of people in her teenage years alone !
Eli : Nobody cares about you ! Alice is more important. She always has been. So now we are making clear things that apparently weren't clear : we can do anything with your life if we ever want to. So watch your every step.
Lely : Oh my God a wolf pack ! What are you gonna do next ? Howl ?
Alice : That's definitively something Max's furry ass would do
Max : I don't howl. You when you get drunk, though...
Alice : At least I enjoy life and relieve stress in a good way ! You just take it out on others.
Lely : I think being tense and apologizing is better than drinking sake at 15 like it's water...
Eli : The same water that you have in your cunt when Max approaches you on the couch ?
And they kept on fighting. Lely tried to stop it several times, but Eli would never be satisfied. It led nowhere. Eventually, James and Ben were able to catch the trophy that Angrybird had trouble winning. Choco had dug a passage underground and had stolen the trophy from James and Ben. But in the end, right before giving the trophy to Ster, Nudgy stole it and his team won.
And Eli was still initiating bickering. It was so tiring. Exhausting. Fighting over nothing for a while is plainly exhausting.
Until the night came. Eli and Alice went into their dorms. However, Lely decided to go shopping for snacks to eat them on the beach that was lit up by the starry nighty sky and the seaside city lights. Max accompanied him.
Lely : It feels like we didn't even compete. We just fought. What can we do ? We should talk it out.
Max : Are you serious ? We have been trying but Eli is stupid. I know people are more honest at night, but still.
Lely : I am gonna call them. They might answer.
Lely called Alice and she texted him to come over to their hut. Lely was really scared to get killed. But he found her in front of the hut.
Alice : I was waiting for you, where are you and Max ?
Lely : We're over here by the bay.
They walked, Lely staying alert just in case. In 1 minute, they were back to Max's spot. The kitsune was waiting for them, not saying anything, his eyes filled with distrust.
Lely : So. Why are we fighting this much ?
Max : Yeah. I'm curious.
Alice : Oh, it's not about me.
Lely : Huh ? What ?
Max : You said terrible stuff to him, don't act innocent...
Alice : Oh... I am sorry. For me, it is all acting. I swear. A facade.
Lely : A facade for who ? Is there some kind of mastermind ?
Max : Who the hell asked you to be a bitch
Alice : Eli did. Well, he seems. To me, Ben is just awkward. But Eli wants to kill him. And I am afraid he will come for me if I don't play hateful.
Lely : Yeah but it has gone too far
Max : The extents he goes to when he feels something are crazy. We need to stop him, send him home or something.
Alice : I will confront him about that tomorrow. But, first... I wanted to tell you something.
Lely and Max nodded.
Alice : I have been feeling really bad for everything I said. Can we hug it out so that everything is finally cleared ? Because I am truly sorry to have brought up your adoption, insecurities... for me, it was acting, and I didn't care about the words I was spewing. But it seemed to make you cry. I could never do that again. Please forgive me...
Lely looked very hesitant. Max straight up refused. But Lely went forward and let himself fall in Alice's arms, probably with a little tear or two, but not with a sad expression this time. Max mumbled.
Max : Fine. Only because it gives me a chance to hug Lely...
And that was it. They ate the snacks they got at the mall. They looked at the sky and took pictures. Eventually, they went back at their huts, and Alice asked Lely and Max if she could sleep in their hut because she was scared of Eli.
And with that, the night passed.
Eli : Hmmm... good morning, Alice !
Nobody answers him.
Eli : Hmmm... Alice ? Wait... where is she ? OH THEY TOOK HER. IM GONNA KILL THEM !
Lely, Max and Alice were awake as Eli burst through the door. None of them seemed surprised. Alice had told them about the sleeping habits of Eli, and they planned such thing.
Eli seemed mad that she was here. Relieved that she was not killed. But angry because she was here.
Eli : Grr... what have you done to her !
Lely : Nothing. She chose not to go back to her hut after we talked on the bitch. We know everything. Quit acting like that, Eli.
Max : And I advise you to remain calm or else we are telling Chuck.
Eli : Tell him. And you ! You traitor. You dared to betray me. Come back here !
Alice : Absolutely not.
Eli : Oh yes you are.
Alice : I said no. You do not have my consent.
Lely : Get out, Eli. Enough is enough. You are a nuisance.
Eli : And you are too !!
Max : He tried to fix this. He was the one to go to Alice. If he hadn't do that, we would still be in a fight. And while he fixed things, you created problems. Don't see how he is the nuisance here. Get out of here.
Eli : I... WON'T !!! ARGHHH !
Alice : dodges him but hits the bed Ouch ! STOP THAT !
Eli : attacks Alice and chokes her You betrayed me... now come here !
Lely and Max : Both jump at Eli Let go of her, you asshole ! You are going to be out right now !
Eli : repeatedly punches Alice in the head NO ! THIS IS IT !
But Alice protected herself well. She got the bruises on the back of her head, where it wouldn't hurt her nose, lips or eyes. Eventually, Lely and Max managed to catch Eli and throw him out of the hut. He fell there, unconscious. Chuck, who had watched the whole scene unfold, quickly nodded at all three of them and carried Eli's unconscious body to the plane where he was sent home by a pilot. And he was then gone for well.
Lely : Shit, are you okay ?
Alice : Yea, my head hurts slightly though. I don't need a doctor, but some rest. I heard we had a day off today. Anyways, thanks for protecting me. I don't know what is going on with him.
Max : He is crazy... but let's join the common huts.
Common Hut
Nudge : Oh we got rid of him ? Good !
Angrybird : Chuck has told me. I will come to your hut and leave VC and Noob as two.
Alice : This is perfect... perfect.
Lely : And there we have it ! The solution to the problem. That is the good way to deal with this situation. Will this lead to a happy ending ?
Nudge : Oh you're so corny...
Angrybird : Nah, drama is finally done. And that's so good to hear.
Lely : I know, right ?
MKPC Archipel
2024 Season
The end
On an exceptionally dark night,
The top of the world felt so lonely...
Lely : Then what do you want ? What do you want ! Let us be for a split second.
Eli : No. I will hunt you down.
Max : This is incomprehensible. We just wanted to give a shirt to Ben, and you are chasing us as if we killed someone in your family. It is too much.
Alice : Don't even mention the topic !
Eli : She's right ! It's hurtful !
Max : Oh please, you said much worse.
Lely : Agreed, quite hypocritical of you to cherrypick the sujects we can bring up. You brought up worse.
Alice : Well I was forever a girl who was mistreated, made fun of, I was the victim of a lot actually. I was a victim of homophobia, transphobia, and I was always rejected for who I was. So why would I not be able to choose the subjects ? My life was far worse than yours.
Max : You want to hear my perspective ? Victim of an ableist society, always being made fun of, always being the scapegoat of things. I have gone through a lot too. I was even called a simp by a girl who has dated like dozens of people in her teenage years alone !
Eli : Nobody cares about you ! Alice is more important. She always has been. So now we are making clear things that apparently weren't clear : we can do anything with your life if we ever want to. So watch your every step.
Lely : Oh my God a wolf pack ! What are you gonna do next ? Howl ?
Alice : That's definitively something Max's furry ass would do
Max : I don't howl. You when you get drunk, though...
Alice : At least I enjoy life and relieve stress in a good way ! You just take it out on others.
Lely : I think being tense and apologizing is better than drinking sake at 15 like it's water...
Eli : The same water that you have in your cunt when Max approaches you on the couch ?
And they kept on fighting. Lely tried to stop it several times, but Eli would never be satisfied. It led nowhere. Eventually, James and Ben were able to catch the trophy that Angrybird had trouble winning. Choco had dug a passage underground and had stolen the trophy from James and Ben. But in the end, right before giving the trophy to Ster, Nudgy stole it and his team won.
And Eli was still initiating bickering. It was so tiring. Exhausting. Fighting over nothing for a while is plainly exhausting.
Until the night came. Eli and Alice went into their dorms. However, Lely decided to go shopping for snacks to eat them on the beach that was lit up by the starry nighty sky and the seaside city lights. Max accompanied him.
Lely : It feels like we didn't even compete. We just fought. What can we do ? We should talk it out.
Max : Are you serious ? We have been trying but Eli is stupid. I know people are more honest at night, but still.
Lely : I am gonna call them. They might answer.
Lely called Alice and she texted him to come over to their hut. Lely was really scared to get killed. But he found her in front of the hut.
Alice : I was waiting for you, where are you and Max ?
Lely : We're over here by the bay.
They walked, Lely staying alert just in case. In 1 minute, they were back to Max's spot. The kitsune was waiting for them, not saying anything, his eyes filled with distrust.
Lely : So. Why are we fighting this much ?
Max : Yeah. I'm curious.
Alice : Oh, it's not about me.
Lely : Huh ? What ?
Max : You said terrible stuff to him, don't act innocent...
Alice : Oh... I am sorry. For me, it is all acting. I swear. A facade.
Lely : A facade for who ? Is there some kind of mastermind ?
Max : Who the hell asked you to be a bitch
Alice : Eli did. Well, he seems. To me, Ben is just awkward. But Eli wants to kill him. And I am afraid he will come for me if I don't play hateful.
Lely : Yeah but it has gone too far
Max : The extents he goes to when he feels something are crazy. We need to stop him, send him home or something.
Alice : I will confront him about that tomorrow. But, first... I wanted to tell you something.
Lely and Max nodded.
Alice : I have been feeling really bad for everything I said. Can we hug it out so that everything is finally cleared ? Because I am truly sorry to have brought up your adoption, insecurities... for me, it was acting, and I didn't care about the words I was spewing. But it seemed to make you cry. I could never do that again. Please forgive me...
Lely looked very hesitant. Max straight up refused. But Lely went forward and let himself fall in Alice's arms, probably with a little tear or two, but not with a sad expression this time. Max mumbled.
Max : Fine. Only because it gives me a chance to hug Lely...
And that was it. They ate the snacks they got at the mall. They looked at the sky and took pictures. Eventually, they went back at their huts, and Alice asked Lely and Max if she could sleep in their hut because she was scared of Eli.
And with that, the night passed.
Eli : Hmmm... good morning, Alice !
Nobody answers him.
Eli : Hmmm... Alice ? Wait... where is she ? OH THEY TOOK HER. IM GONNA KILL THEM !
Lely, Max and Alice were awake as Eli burst through the door. None of them seemed surprised. Alice had told them about the sleeping habits of Eli, and they planned such thing.
Eli seemed mad that she was here. Relieved that she was not killed. But angry because she was here.
Eli : Grr... what have you done to her !
Lely : Nothing. She chose not to go back to her hut after we talked on the bitch. We know everything. Quit acting like that, Eli.
Max : And I advise you to remain calm or else we are telling Chuck.
Eli : Tell him. And you ! You traitor. You dared to betray me. Come back here !
Alice : Absolutely not.
Eli : Oh yes you are.
Alice : I said no. You do not have my consent.
Lely : Get out, Eli. Enough is enough. You are a nuisance.
Eli : And you are too !!
Max : He tried to fix this. He was the one to go to Alice. If he hadn't do that, we would still be in a fight. And while he fixed things, you created problems. Don't see how he is the nuisance here. Get out of here.
Eli : I... WON'T !!! ARGHHH !
Alice : dodges him but hits the bed Ouch ! STOP THAT !
Eli : attacks Alice and chokes her You betrayed me... now come here !
Lely and Max : Both jump at Eli Let go of her, you asshole ! You are going to be out right now !
Eli : repeatedly punches Alice in the head NO ! THIS IS IT !
But Alice protected herself well. She got the bruises on the back of her head, where it wouldn't hurt her nose, lips or eyes. Eventually, Lely and Max managed to catch Eli and throw him out of the hut. He fell there, unconscious. Chuck, who had watched the whole scene unfold, quickly nodded at all three of them and carried Eli's unconscious body to the plane where he was sent home by a pilot. And he was then gone for well.
Lely : Shit, are you okay ?
Alice : Yea, my head hurts slightly though. I don't need a doctor, but some rest. I heard we had a day off today. Anyways, thanks for protecting me. I don't know what is going on with him.
Max : He is crazy... but let's join the common huts.
Common Hut
Nudge : Oh we got rid of him ? Good !
Angrybird : Chuck has told me. I will come to your hut and leave VC and Noob as two.
Alice : This is perfect... perfect.
Lely : And there we have it ! The solution to the problem. That is the good way to deal with this situation. Will this lead to a happy ending ?
Nudge : Oh you're so corny...
Angrybird : Nah, drama is finally done. And that's so good to hear.
Lely : I know, right ?
MKPC Archipel
2024 Season
The end
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2On 2024-04-05 at 23:55:51
Another long episode just got deleted. At this point I'm gonna save them from now on because this is bullshit
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13On 2024-04-01 at 13:33:50
@NotThatKrazey oh no you're not. I am not asking anyone anytime soon and even if I did it would be everyone but you 💀
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3On 2024-03-31 at 23:57:13
Btw this is on hiatus cause my phone is broken and this one is small so for now no episode upcoming 
On 2024-03-31 at 17:27:33
ill join
name
oke
personelity: bassicly Zoink but better in every way at geometry dash, lanquid
gender:male
weight:250 pounds
species: roblox guy
freind: Ben, Eli, or Max
enemy: Chuck
color: red with black eyes and braces
name
okepersonelity: bassicly Zoink but better in every way at geometry dash, lanquid
gender:male
weight:250 pounds
species: roblox guy
freind: Ben, Eli, or Max
enemy: Chuck
color: red with black eyes and braces
You're giving me so much for your character yet none of it makes sense
tell me what i need to add for it to make more sense
Nothing, since I am adding you
fixed it!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so funny, so funny yhat i changed my mind, im adding you
this is your noseThis is your brain, and it is about as functional as a reheated frozen dino chicken nugget
2On 2024-03-31 at 00:25:33
ill join
nameoke
personelity: bassicly Zoink but better in every way at geometry dash, lanquid
gender:male
weight:250 pounds
species: roblox guy
freind: Ben, Eli, or Max
enemy: Chuck
color: red with black eyes and braces
name
okepersonelity: bassicly Zoink but better in every way at geometry dash, lanquid
gender:male
weight:250 pounds
species: roblox guy
freind: Ben, Eli, or Max
enemy: Chuck
color: red with black eyes and braces
You're giving me so much for your character yet none of it makes sense
tell me what i need to add for it to make more sense
Nothing, since I am adding you
fixed it!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so funny, still not adding you though
On 2024-03-31 at 00:22:33
ill join
nameoke
personelity: bassicly Zoink but better in every way at geometry dash, lanquid
gender:male
weight:250 pounds
species: roblox guy
freind: Ben, Eli, or Max
enemy: Chuck
color: red with black eyes and braces
name
okepersonelity: bassicly Zoink but better in every way at geometry dash, lanquid
gender:male
weight:250 pounds
species: roblox guy
freind: Ben, Eli, or Max
enemy: Chuck
color: red with black eyes and braces
You're giving me so much for your character yet none of it makes sense
tell me what i need to add for it to make more sense
Nothing, since I am not adding you
On 2024-03-31 at 00:12:49
ill join
nameoke
personelity: bassicly Zoink but better in every way at geometry dash, lanquid
gender:male
weight:250 pounds
species: roblox guy
freind: Ben, Eli, or Max
enemy: Chuck
color: red with black eyes and braces
name
okepersonelity: bassicly Zoink but better in every way at geometry dash, lanquid
gender:male
weight:250 pounds
species: roblox guy
freind: Ben, Eli, or Max
enemy: Chuck
color: red with black eyes and braces
You're giving me so much for your character yet none of it makes sense
On 2024-03-31 at 00:03:51
Neither of you is joining
On 2024-03-26 at 02:00:25
Eli : Hey ! Hey ! You ! You ! I don't like your boyfriend !
I like how Eli's go-to intimidation technique is quoting Avril Lavigne.
1On 2024-03-26 at 01:55:43
Eli 15
Lely 10
Max 10
James 8
Nudge 7
Ben 7
Krazey 7
Alice 6
VC 5
Noob 4
Dayzi 3
Choco 3
Angrybird 3
For a centric episode, I think it's great. The others' appearances were quite rushed, but that will evolve in the future.
Lely 10
Max 10
James 8
Nudge 7
Ben 7
Krazey 7
Alice 6
VC 5
Noob 4
Dayzi 3
Choco 3
Angrybird 3
For a centric episode, I think it's great. The others' appearances were quite rushed, but that will evolve in the future.
On 2024-03-24 at 22:59:20
Chapter 4 : Behind The Mask
You’re probably wet with tears,
Holding a heavy breath in your mouth,
While just looking at me...
The distance is disappearing...
As if by fate, twice again...
Chuck : I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ALL FOR SO LONG ! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU !
Eli : Getting a shirt for Ben.
Chuck : Yeah well ya got on my bad side. Anyways. Go get the trophy high up there. And bring it down. You have to give it to the chuckster Pianta, but where is he ? Idk.
And with that, they began.
James : It's not fair ! They just threw us out there !
Max : Lely. What do we do ?
Lely was staring into eternity and not responding.
Max : Lely... Let's go.
No way to shake him. He was morally dead.
Ben : I don't know what to do honestly. Slowly climb and make our way up. These platforms might help us, but they look like the Ricco Harbor ones. Not trustworthy.
James : I don't know. Really.
Elsewhere...
Dayzi : You can just fly up. Nothing complicated.
Eli : That's cheating !
Alice : How do you want to win when there is no common ground ??
Noob : Oh my god stop complaining ! It slows you down ! And also, Paratroopas have both no stamina when they're going up,and they are going slow. It might seel super unfair, but I'd say that it might just be a tiny advantage.
Nudge : Is there an elevator or something ? This seems to be like a city, right ?
Nudge was right. Metal tubes were crossing a whole part of the stadium, while a small city/village was occupying the other.
Krazey : Well... I don't know, there might be. But I'd aim for the right wing of the stadium. Climbing on metal tubes can be quite easy, especially as a hampter.
Nudge : Oh you aren't as dumb as I thought
Lely : The metal tubes ? Sounds like something I could slip off. We should head to the city instead.
Max : Oh finally you woke up
Max and Lely started running towards the city, while Nudge and Krazey were heading to the metal tubes.
Choco : Against every expectation, I'd very much rather dig underground. My mate left me for the skies, can't really follow him there. Plus I'm pretty sure we can go underground, there has to be a way.
Choco started roaming around, searching for a way to an apparent underground.
Eli : With the platforms and the tubes, we might get to the top in no time !
Alice : I'd rather head for the city instead. Do you see how high is the trophy ? Going by the metal tube way is a death wish.
Eli : If you say so... but Lely and Max are already heading for the city.
Alice : That's a cool opportunity to teach them something... don't mess with the Elijahs
Eli : Damn right.
So Lely and Max were heading to the city, followed by Eli and Alice whose cruelty had just rised. Krazey and Nudgy went to the metal tubes to climb faster. Choco was roaming, trying to go below, while Dayzi was slowly making his way up.
Ben : James... let's just rest for this round.
James : Why ?? No.
Ben : We should hide ourselves... and steal the trophy right before the winner brings it down.
James : That is so foul !
Ben : Yeah, but it's easier.
James : ...
Ben and James were trying to find a good spot to hide and not be noticed.
VC : Wow, what are these two guys doing ? They seem like they are hiding...
Noob : They could have plotted to steal the trophy right when the winner brings it down. Everything can happen. We should head for the trophy and alert the others.
VC and Noob headed for the city as well.
Angrybird : Wait ! My mates left me !! Oh, but I am a bird. I will give some competition to Dayzi.
And with that, everyone was gone.
Lely and Max reached the city.
Lely : Now let's seek for an elevator
Max : Might we get something to eat first ?
Lely : I don't think we have the time.
Eli : Hey ! Hey ! You ! You ! I don't like your boyfriend !
Max : Why the fuck are you here ??
Eli : To teach you something. Never mess with the Elijahs.
Lely : You think you're scary ? You're just a bitch...
Alice : That's it. You want to mess with us ?
Lely : I can't mess with you, at least not with your mind. It's already enough of a mess by itself.
Eli : That is an horrible thing to say !!
Lely : You think you're better ??
Alice got mad and went straight for Lely's neck. The teenager was not taken aback, he expected that. He started kicking her until she finally gave up.
Once their physical fight was done, they looked at each other with a rage that can hardly be described.
Max : Why are you getting physical, Alice ?
Alice : He made fun of my mind. He should kill himself.
Lely : You deserved it. Don't act like you are a tough girl. And don't make fun of me. If you don't do either of these, I won't say these bitchy things again. But for now, you crossed the line.
Eli : *pulls out knife* This is what you want ? *cuts Lely on the arm*
Lely : Now what the fuck ? You're going to kill me ?
Eli : I told you to not mess with us.
Max : No you're not. *jumps on Eli and takes possession of the knife* I have the weapon now, so we are all listening to me.
Eli : You can't do shit with that !
Max : The only thing I'll do is a remodeling of your ugly face if you don't shut up. This is enough violence. Now you need to stop. Why are you so rude ?? We were friends two days ago ??
Eli : He sided with Ben !
Max : He was smarter than you were ! Swallow that shit real deep.
Eli : ... AHHHHH ! YOU WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT !!
Eli jumps in fury. Max simply avoids him, and Eli falls on concrete. His face bruised and his nose bleeding, he looked to Max, who wasn't even flinching. Alice jumped on Max too, but this time Lely kicked in and he kicked her to the ground.
Lely : We didn't hit you. You did. Now we are defending ourselves. Oh but no I know what we hit. Your ego.
Eli : *breathes in and out* You'll PAY !
Eli jumps but this time Lely catches him and watches him. His glare has never been this scary. Eli, Max and Alice are taken aback. Lely just whispers "Oh no we won't. In fact, rent is due." Before letting go of him. Eli thought Lely would push him, but no. However, his glare was enough to make them comprehend what was happening.
But anyways, let's see how the others are doing...
Nudge : Krazey ! Jump !
Krazey : Are you like, blind or something ? If I jump I'll fall.
Nudge : The gap is small ! The most you can do is put under danger your future kids ! JUMP !
Krazey : *jumps and everything goes smoothly* Wow. That was close.
Nudge : Right. Anyways, let's climb higher up for now.
Krazey : No. Let's take a break first.
Nudge : You're so lazy !
Krazey : I know.
Dayzi was flying up... but he was getting tired.
Dayzi : Aahhhh ! I got a cramp *starts falling*
Dayzi screamed until he fell in a pond.
Dayzi : Well... I have to start everything over again. But anyways, where is Choco ?
Choco was still exploring, he had reached a small hill which he found suspicious but he had nothing to dig. So he seeked for something that could help him dig.
Choco : A shovel, is there any shovel ? Or maybe I can try to destroy it with a car ? It seems steep enough to be broken...
Meanwhile, Angrybird...
Angrybird : My wings are already tired but I think I made it quite high. Oh isn't that Nudge and Krazey ?
Krazey : Hey Nudge look at who is above us !
Angrybird : Hello !
Nudge : We should get going...
James and Ben...
James : What do we do ? Dayzi fell ! Nobody's reaching the top any soon !
Ben : Shhh ! I am writing a love letter.
James : Shouldn't we plan on making a trap instead ?
Ben : I said shush...
James : Tssk...
VC and Noob...
VC : Look at who fell from the skies ! We are going slowly but surely. But for now, let's take a break and see what we are doing later.
Noob : James and Ben are for sure hiding something either way. Nobody saw them since a while.
VC : Nudge, Krazey and Angrybird have reached quite a height in the metal tubes. Angrybird is with us for now. They are a little above us.
Noob : Lely, Max, Alice and Eli are in the city. I am pretty sure a fight's going on in there.
VC : I don't know. Tbh, I wouldn't even be surprised. Alice and Eli are way too agressive these days.
Noob : Right...
Choco was still searching.
Choco : Oh yeah, but you need a key for the cars. I don't know anymore.
Meanwhile, Eli...
Eli : This is not over...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 season
Chapter 4
The end
You’re probably wet with tears,
Holding a heavy breath in your mouth,
While just looking at me...
Lely's POV
We began walking towards Chuck. A song, behind the mask by twice, started playing in my head, and everything went mute. I couldn't hear the hubbub from others. Chuck seemed enraged that we left. He wanted us to come back and give the crowd what they came for. But my mind wasn't ready. It was as if my trust had been broken really hardly. Broken to the point that it's beyond broken. Broken to the point where I feel like I lost myself.
We began walking towards Chuck. A song, behind the mask by twice, started playing in my head, and everything went mute. I couldn't hear the hubbub from others. Chuck seemed enraged that we left. He wanted us to come back and give the crowd what they came for. But my mind wasn't ready. It was as if my trust had been broken really hardly. Broken to the point that it's beyond broken. Broken to the point where I feel like I lost myself.
Max's POV
When Alice said that, I felt something in Lely. He should have burst out crying, but his face was neutral. It was as if the blow either didn't hurt him, or on the opposite, hit him too hard to even respond. I hardly believe what is going on right now. Ben is an ongoing, provocative fire, and Alice keeps being so violent towards Lely every time he tried to fix the situation. I want to protect him from this.
When Alice said that, I felt something in Lely. He should have burst out crying, but his face was neutral. It was as if the blow either didn't hurt him, or on the opposite, hit him too hard to even respond. I hardly believe what is going on right now. Ben is an ongoing, provocative fire, and Alice keeps being so violent towards Lely every time he tried to fix the situation. I want to protect him from this.
Nudge's POV
As we are walking towards Chuck, I am questioning a lot. Would I have been this mean to Lely ? Maybe. But would have I said it in such a way ? No. My way is very clear, it is sarcasm all along. Alice ? It's almost as if she said violent and hurtful words in the most serious way possible to maliciously hurt the person as much as she can. I'm starting to consider, which is more toxic for the group. Ben or her ? In an oily fire, both the oil and the fire are faulty. So really. I don't know.
As we are walking towards Chuck, I am questioning a lot. Would I have been this mean to Lely ? Maybe. But would have I said it in such a way ? No. My way is very clear, it is sarcasm all along. Alice ? It's almost as if she said violent and hurtful words in the most serious way possible to maliciously hurt the person as much as she can. I'm starting to consider, which is more toxic for the group. Ben or her ? In an oily fire, both the oil and the fire are faulty. So really. I don't know.
Alice's POV
I should probably murder Ben at this point. We'll pretend he has been sent home, and we won't tell. I'm pretty sure everybody's willing to cover and help me. That guy is making everything so much worse. Lely is siding with him. I don't regret what I said. Side with assholes ? You are one too. Cry about it little dumbass.
I should probably murder Ben at this point. We'll pretend he has been sent home, and we won't tell. I'm pretty sure everybody's willing to cover and help me. That guy is making everything so much worse. Lely is siding with him. I don't regret what I said. Side with assholes ? You are one too. Cry about it little dumbass.
Ben's POV
Well, will I die or not ? I am pretty sure Alice will try to eliminate me. She's gone so far now. I need to build a legacy before she finally gets me. And then, I will be able to die in peace.
Well, will I die or not ? I am pretty sure Alice will try to eliminate me. She's gone so far now. I need to build a legacy before she finally gets me. And then, I will be able to die in peace.
VC's POV
Is there any hope now ? Every moment turns into a fight. This is a hellfire. How long can we last like that ? Shouldn't we talk it out peacefully ? Because I feel like even if Alice said something really horrible, things aren't done. And the sooner we get rid of the tension, the smallest it'll be. If we wait, someone might die. I will never let that happen.
Is there any hope now ? Every moment turns into a fight. This is a hellfire. How long can we last like that ? Shouldn't we talk it out peacefully ? Because I feel like even if Alice said something really horrible, things aren't done. And the sooner we get rid of the tension, the smallest it'll be. If we wait, someone might die. I will never let that happen.
Krazey's POV
Wow. Alice went hard. Not as hard as... erm. Shh for now.
Wow. Alice went hard. Not as hard as... erm. Shh for now.
The distance is disappearing...
As if by fate, twice again...
Chuck : I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ALL FOR SO LONG ! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU !
Eli : Getting a shirt for Ben.
Chuck : Yeah well ya got on my bad side. Anyways. Go get the trophy high up there. And bring it down. You have to give it to the chuckster Pianta, but where is he ? Idk.
And with that, they began.
James : It's not fair ! They just threw us out there !
Max : Lely. What do we do ?
Lely was staring into eternity and not responding.
Max : Lely... Let's go.
No way to shake him. He was morally dead.
Ben : I don't know what to do honestly. Slowly climb and make our way up. These platforms might help us, but they look like the Ricco Harbor ones. Not trustworthy.
James : I don't know. Really.
Elsewhere...
Dayzi : You can just fly up. Nothing complicated.
Eli : That's cheating !
Alice : How do you want to win when there is no common ground ??
Noob : Oh my god stop complaining ! It slows you down ! And also, Paratroopas have both no stamina when they're going up,and they are going slow. It might seel super unfair, but I'd say that it might just be a tiny advantage.
Nudge : Is there an elevator or something ? This seems to be like a city, right ?
Nudge was right. Metal tubes were crossing a whole part of the stadium, while a small city/village was occupying the other.
Krazey : Well... I don't know, there might be. But I'd aim for the right wing of the stadium. Climbing on metal tubes can be quite easy, especially as a hampter.
Nudge : Oh you aren't as dumb as I thought
Lely : The metal tubes ? Sounds like something I could slip off. We should head to the city instead.
Max : Oh finally you woke up
Max and Lely started running towards the city, while Nudge and Krazey were heading to the metal tubes.
Choco : Against every expectation, I'd very much rather dig underground. My mate left me for the skies, can't really follow him there. Plus I'm pretty sure we can go underground, there has to be a way.
Choco started roaming around, searching for a way to an apparent underground.
Eli : With the platforms and the tubes, we might get to the top in no time !
Alice : I'd rather head for the city instead. Do you see how high is the trophy ? Going by the metal tube way is a death wish.
Eli : If you say so... but Lely and Max are already heading for the city.
Alice : That's a cool opportunity to teach them something... don't mess with the Elijahs
Eli : Damn right.
So Lely and Max were heading to the city, followed by Eli and Alice whose cruelty had just rised. Krazey and Nudgy went to the metal tubes to climb faster. Choco was roaming, trying to go below, while Dayzi was slowly making his way up.
Ben : James... let's just rest for this round.
James : Why ?? No.
Ben : We should hide ourselves... and steal the trophy right before the winner brings it down.
James : That is so foul !
Ben : Yeah, but it's easier.
James : ...
Ben and James were trying to find a good spot to hide and not be noticed.
VC : Wow, what are these two guys doing ? They seem like they are hiding...
Noob : They could have plotted to steal the trophy right when the winner brings it down. Everything can happen. We should head for the trophy and alert the others.
VC and Noob headed for the city as well.
Angrybird : Wait ! My mates left me !! Oh, but I am a bird. I will give some competition to Dayzi.
And with that, everyone was gone.
Lely and Max reached the city.
Lely : Now let's seek for an elevator
Max : Might we get something to eat first ?
Lely : I don't think we have the time.
Eli : Hey ! Hey ! You ! You ! I don't like your boyfriend !
Max : Why the fuck are you here ??
Eli : To teach you something. Never mess with the Elijahs.
Lely : You think you're scary ? You're just a bitch...
Alice : That's it. You want to mess with us ?
Lely : I can't mess with you, at least not with your mind. It's already enough of a mess by itself.
Eli : That is an horrible thing to say !!
Lely : You think you're better ??
Alice got mad and went straight for Lely's neck. The teenager was not taken aback, he expected that. He started kicking her until she finally gave up.
Once their physical fight was done, they looked at each other with a rage that can hardly be described.
Max : Why are you getting physical, Alice ?
Alice : He made fun of my mind. He should kill himself.
Lely : You deserved it. Don't act like you are a tough girl. And don't make fun of me. If you don't do either of these, I won't say these bitchy things again. But for now, you crossed the line.
Eli : *pulls out knife* This is what you want ? *cuts Lely on the arm*
Lely : Now what the fuck ? You're going to kill me ?
Eli : I told you to not mess with us.
Max : No you're not. *jumps on Eli and takes possession of the knife* I have the weapon now, so we are all listening to me.
Eli : You can't do shit with that !
Max : The only thing I'll do is a remodeling of your ugly face if you don't shut up. This is enough violence. Now you need to stop. Why are you so rude ?? We were friends two days ago ??
Eli : He sided with Ben !
Max : He was smarter than you were ! Swallow that shit real deep.
Eli : ... AHHHHH ! YOU WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT !!
Eli jumps in fury. Max simply avoids him, and Eli falls on concrete. His face bruised and his nose bleeding, he looked to Max, who wasn't even flinching. Alice jumped on Max too, but this time Lely kicked in and he kicked her to the ground.
Lely : We didn't hit you. You did. Now we are defending ourselves. Oh but no I know what we hit. Your ego.
Eli : *breathes in and out* You'll PAY !
Eli jumps but this time Lely catches him and watches him. His glare has never been this scary. Eli, Max and Alice are taken aback. Lely just whispers "Oh no we won't. In fact, rent is due." Before letting go of him. Eli thought Lely would push him, but no. However, his glare was enough to make them comprehend what was happening.
But anyways, let's see how the others are doing...
Nudge : Krazey ! Jump !
Krazey : Are you like, blind or something ? If I jump I'll fall.
Nudge : The gap is small ! The most you can do is put under danger your future kids ! JUMP !
Krazey : *jumps and everything goes smoothly* Wow. That was close.
Nudge : Right. Anyways, let's climb higher up for now.
Krazey : No. Let's take a break first.
Nudge : You're so lazy !
Krazey : I know.
Dayzi was flying up... but he was getting tired.
Dayzi : Aahhhh ! I got a cramp *starts falling*
Dayzi screamed until he fell in a pond.
Dayzi : Well... I have to start everything over again. But anyways, where is Choco ?
Choco was still exploring, he had reached a small hill which he found suspicious but he had nothing to dig. So he seeked for something that could help him dig.
Choco : A shovel, is there any shovel ? Or maybe I can try to destroy it with a car ? It seems steep enough to be broken...
Meanwhile, Angrybird...
Angrybird : My wings are already tired but I think I made it quite high. Oh isn't that Nudge and Krazey ?
Krazey : Hey Nudge look at who is above us !
Angrybird : Hello !
Nudge : We should get going...
James and Ben...
James : What do we do ? Dayzi fell ! Nobody's reaching the top any soon !
Ben : Shhh ! I am writing a love letter.
James : Shouldn't we plan on making a trap instead ?
Ben : I said shush...
James : Tssk...
VC and Noob...
VC : Look at who fell from the skies ! We are going slowly but surely. But for now, let's take a break and see what we are doing later.
Noob : James and Ben are for sure hiding something either way. Nobody saw them since a while.
VC : Nudge, Krazey and Angrybird have reached quite a height in the metal tubes. Angrybird is with us for now. They are a little above us.
Noob : Lely, Max, Alice and Eli are in the city. I am pretty sure a fight's going on in there.
VC : I don't know. Tbh, I wouldn't even be surprised. Alice and Eli are way too agressive these days.
Noob : Right...
Choco was still searching.
Choco : Oh yeah, but you need a key for the cars. I don't know anymore.
Meanwhile, Eli...
Eli : This is not over...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 season
Chapter 4
The end
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311On 2024-03-21 at 08:02:56
Lely 11
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Restarting? Man, somebody has to keep count of how many reboots we've had from Lels by this point.
Ah no I just meant I would start writing for this again. Dw it's steady for now.
Emphasis on "for now", right?
Nah, I really think that this fanfic has a lot of potential. I think there is too much fighting though, I should probably reduce it a bit
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1On 2024-03-21 at 01:37:21
Lely 11
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Restarting? Man, somebody has to keep count of how many reboots we've had from Lels by this point.
Ah no I just meant I would start writing for this again. Dw it's steady for now.
1On 2024-03-21 at 01:01:24
Lely 11
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
Nudge 8
Eli 7
Alice 6
Max 5
Ben 5
Krazey 4
Noob 4
VC 2
Dayzi 1
Choco 1
James 1
Angrybird 1
That line distribution was a bit tougher. But anyways this means the fanfic is restarting !!
On 2024-03-19 at 03:25:48
Chapter 3 : Rush
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
"Appealing?" That's a new one.
What is wrong with my wording again 😭
On 2024-03-19 at 01:18:38
Chapter 3 : Rush
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
The stadium of MKPC Archipel was an architectural prowess. Not only it was huge to begin with, but it was also beautiful. The flag of the archipelago was flying proudly over a huge crowd that was cheering and applauding loudly. The spectators were doing all sorts of things, the wave thing, throwing paper planes, they were very enthusiastic.
Chuck : Hello everyone ! As you see, the 13 competitors have now arrived to the stadium and the platforms are emerging. You might be confused about what is going on yet. Well, this is not your classic football match for sure. But for now, I will let the 13 competitors introduce themselves.
Well. Everything has to start with Nudge.
Nudge : Hi everyone. I'm Nudge. I'm smart, probably the only one worth of that title in this group. I was there in 2022... yeah that's it. Oh and I won't hesitate to murder people on the set if it means winning ? Why ? Because i just, very simply feel like it.
Some people were mocking his braggy, nerdy appearance. Mario100 was fumbling at his words. Nudge just left, and the crowd cheered quite loudly, but he didn't care much about that anyways. Next was Max.
Max : Well hello everyone, I'm a kitsune, I'm Max. Some people call me a furry but I'm not, I'm just naturally a fox. Oh, i'm quite nice, and I was there in 2022 too ! That's it for me, bye ^^
Well, the crowd started debating whether Max was a furry or not : they didn't even cheer until some point where some clapped out of politeness and pity. Next was Lely, looking quite relaxed.
Lely : Hello everyone ! I'm Lely. Don't worry, I grew up a lot since last time, I'm not spewing that cute bullshit anymore. That's probably for the better. I was there in 2022. A lot of things changed ! I hope they're for the better, I'm looking forward to competing again !
The crowd didn't seem very passionate, but still clapped. Some screamed "well he still looks so gay and dumb!" which earned some dark glares from Mario100 and Alice. Next was VC.
VC : Well, I thought we might continue the OG streak. I was here in 2022 too and I was... probably not the most noticed contestant. I never was much at the front. I hope this season gives me a chance to shine !
People cheered and clapped loudly, seemingly appreciating VC's simple but optimistic speech. VC, not expecting that, smiled shyly and left. Next was Dayzi.
Dayzi : Hey. Well, I'm another introvert OG. I'm not too interesting, you'll see. But I still wanted to participate, even if it's to be at the short end of the stick.
Some cheered. Not too loudly, but they were still there. A bit like Dayzi, in a way. Next was Choco.
Choco : Hey everyone. If you thought the previous 2 were introverts, then you're in for a ride lol. I prepared this speech but I never talk aside from that. And now that's it, bye !
The crowd smiled, some mocking him and mimicking his shy behavior. But he didn't mind. Lely was tilting his head though, not understanding. Next was Ben.
Ben : Hello everyone ! I participated in this because every show needs a big bad boy like me. Yeah 😎 have you seen my six-pack ? I'm gonna throw my shirt so that you can see it... *throws his shirt to the crowd* there ! I'm rippled ! And I'm doing this for one girl... she id everything to me. But look at my physique, I think I'm gonna get her ! No diff ! Yah. 🥵
The crowd cheered really loudly. Many thirsty kpop fans were drooling and taking maby pictures of his torso. Ben was bragging, showing off and winking at the audience. At some point, Noob had enough of whatever this was and decided to go next.
Noob : These days, that guy gets his only attention from having the same name as Ben Shapiro... well. Big fail for him. You cheer, you cheer, but in fact, not much to cheer for. He is a simp, an insecure teenager that simps for Andrew Tate and the big Alpha males because... because what ? Guess. Because that's what he's not. What he's wearing is silicone. *Alice and Lely lift off the costume to show a regular physique* See ? He's showing off plastic. It's giving Ken. Oh well. About me ? I had enough of him. That's it. Personnally I came here to discover new experiences to grow as an individual because I did see this trip as a perfect opportunity to grow up.
The crowd booed and cheered. They booed Ben's silicone costume, the fact he was pretending to be a big man while Noob, according to them, was the true big man. Ben was just there, humiliated. Lely would have felt bad if Ben wasn't bragging. Next was James.
James : The architectural job of this stadium ! This is a prowess ! This is the work of a whole life ! This is something ! I love it ! I can't even form a long sentence ! I don't care what we're doing. Playing there is already enough for me. I'm James ! Bye !
The crowd just laughed. James didn't give a fuck about his introduction, he just let his random thoughts bubble out of his mouth. Oh well. That was appealing to some. Next was Angrybird.
Angrybird : Hello everyone, I'm Angrybird. Don't worry about my name, I'm a kind person. That's... about it.
The crowd had nothing to say about his personnality, so they talked about his name and laughed loudly. They clapped, but not because they liked it, but because they laughed. Next was Krazey.
Krazey : Hello everyone, I'm your local pervert. I'm a pervert, a nerd and a weirdo. It's kinda odd for me to be surrounded by innocent kids, but I got used to it eventually. Well. Every place needs someone chill but a bit weird on the sides, y'know. Well that gotta be me, I guess.
He left and his personnality appealed to a lot, making a lot of people laugh, and a few disgusted, surprisingly. Next was Eli.
Eli : Hello everyone ! I'm Eli. I'm pretty chill, calm, and even caring most of the time. But. There is always a but. If I ever see any of you mocking my cousin, not cheering for her, or even making her feel bad, then you'll hear about for me. Be sure and aware of that.
Some of them started mocking Eli, which earned some dark glares from him. Next was Alice.
Alice : Hey everyone ! I'm Alice. I am the cousin in question : indeed, we are very protective when it comes to our loved ones. That's our common point. Guess it's family thing ! Well anyways, I'm not too mean, I'm even really kind and caring, and a shoulder to cry on. But just one thing : don't mess with us. Anyways, that's it ^^
Some people mocked Eli and Alice, some cheered. Well, Chuck was ready to start the match anyways.
Chuck : Well, let's--
Ben : Wait ! I need to use the bathroom.
Ben ran to the other side of the stadium, while Chuck wqs confused. People decided to follow him to see what he was up to.
In the bathrooms...
Ben : *cries* WHY DID YOU EXPOSE ME ? THAT WAS SO HUMILIATING ! IT WAS MEAN ! IT WAS FOUL ! WHY ??
Noob : Awww you gonna cry ?
Lely : Well. I'm sorry, I feel bad. But you bragging is insufferable. Maybe this was a good lesson. I am truly sorry that you had to learn it the hard way.
Ben : Yeah but now a whole huge crowd hates me ! I have no shirt ! My brain is about to burst out from panic !
Krazey : The other thing that is bursting right now is my bladder. Get out, I need to piss.
Nudge : Well me too.
Eventually, they all entered the bathrooms and left Ben alone in the middle. He was crying, sobbing, and locked himself in a a shower.
When they all got out, including Ben...
Ben : Doesn't anyone have abs ? That way you give me your shirt and you can show off...
Lely : Me personnally no. And the whole crowd is waiting for us. I think at this point they're getting mad either way, so keep a composure, a cool face, and I don't think they'll look at you for long. But if we stay in there, it'll generate havoc. Considering how braindead most of this crowd is, some of them might be really annoying to deal with when they're in cat rampage mode.
Nudge : Extremely rare Lely W
Max : Whoo ! This day needs to be saved in history !
Krazey : Yay fellas. We did it. Whoops. Got carried away. Anyways, if Ben really is insecure, they must have got jerseys somewhere. They weren't dumb enough to made only 13 of them ?
Eli : Oh I got some. But he doesn't deserve them. He needs to learn to be a true man, to own up for his stupidities and that is a good lesson.
Lely : Quit being an asshole and give me these shirts.
Eli : Why the hell are you talking to me like that ? Asshole yourself ! Why tf are you giving him these shirts ! It only makes him repeat what he did...
Lely : We don't have a lot of time. I can be a prick, but not for too long. I couldn't be shirtless in front of that audience neither. So now HAND IT TO ME.
Eli : What the hell ? Then go be shirtless. That would be a lesson too. *tries to grab Lely*
Lely : Just because you were showed in poolsuit at the national info doesn't mean everybody has the same confidence. Now hand these shirts to me Eli, I am NOT in the mood for this.
Eli : THAT IS A DARE THAT YOU FAILED. DUKE ELIJAH 1, LELY 0. !
Lely : You failed at being intelligent and at getting common sense. Now hand me these shirts.
Alice : Lely, he is right. That would be a lesson.
Eli : AHHH ! YOU FINALLY STEP IN.
Max : If we're playing this stupid game I stand by Lely. It was his lesson. Was. Now it's enough. Are you just straight out of kindergarten or how's it going ?
Nudge : Never thought we'd get a Lely W and a Max W in the same day. Man this brings the best in both of you.
Eli : W ? More like L to me. Are we using letters instead of words ? Sure.
Alice : Hey, hey. Eli is right. Now stop. Y'all, this is the last warning. I am fire. Never forget that.
Lely : Last warning ? Oh for sure, and you are getting on my last nerve now. So just stop. Quit being delusional and biased. This is not Alice in Wonderland.
Krazey : Oof. I would have hated that.
Alice : I like you, Lely. But this is too far. You are a dumbass. A gay, edgy dumbass with bad music taste.
Lely : Bahahaha you can speak
Alice : Yeah that's freedom of speech. I will forever use my voice.
Noob : She really thought she ate 💀 No, but, fr, seriously. What the hell is going on.
Alice : Yeah well at least I wasn't adopted ! My mom liked me when she gave birth ! Yours didn't even want to see your ugly face.
Lely : Oh. That wasn't very nice. Anyways, HAND ME THESE SHIRTS OR ELSE I AM GONNA CRUSH YOUR BODY SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF YOUR PIANO'S KEYS, THE ONE YOU PLAY WITH EVERY DAY !
Noob : Am I dreaming ? Did she really say that for real ? 💀
VC : It's crazy how we argue over nothing. If you had handed these shirts... also that insult was foul. Really, that was the worst thing you could say. Big L from you
Max : No you did not just say this.
Nudge : She did.
Max : Shut up it's horrible and immoral !
Nudge : I agree, for once.
Krazey : You know what's funny ? His biological parents probably didn't want him, but his adoptive parents did. Well. At least he has a better childhood.
Nudge : I agree with that aswell
Lely : You know what. I liked you both. I had faith and trust in you. But you are really way too excessive sometimes. And this was the bitch move of the century. But anyways,
I'll take this shirt *proceeds* and here. Ben, you have a shirt. Now let's go, they're waiting for us.
Noob : Does he even care ??
Nudge : He does. It's visible. Max will get tears tonight. But for now, he's holding it back. Hardly... but yes, he does care...
MKPC Archipel - 2024 Season
Chapter 3
The end
3On 2024-03-07 at 23:23:40
A super long episode just deleted itself. I am TIRED.
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