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I'm trying to process some things...

This is a bit mature, to be clear.

But, to the majority, I'll be back next week.

I'm finally out of my... ahem... dead guy in a room moment...
Another Switch 2 Edition. At least there's an update for a game I already own. What, no driving a vehicle? I'm done. At least they have Splattoon stuff now, I can finally ditch that inkling head mod I always wanted to make.

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

This fanfic is really interesting. By the way, these are the color codes:

Hunter: Light Yellow
Harper: Pink

I'm gettin' a crack at this. (If it's not too late)

Hunter
A reserved, Hunter Yoshi who is always on target. Can shoot arrows.

Harper
A lovable, talkative pink Yoshi who is concerned about speed. Can throw an undone bow out in the road to trip other racers.

Thank you. (And it was about the whole Cyberpunk bla bla I was yapping about.)

Thanks, mate.

I would like to apologize to @FantomeThief and @six_seven for my previous (cough-cough very previous) behavior. To be clear, I got kicked out because I ''looked and sounded like Teedle''.
And BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, I'm not joking, I'm serious. Remember, Teedle had gotten denied entry for his vid on how to get free games on Switch.
I just ended up going home and later watched Austin Evans and then Teedle's reaction vid.

I thought I was a terrible rapper... Anyway, sorry I'm late.

I'll just eat my shoes
Really expecting just to lose
I'm a little on momentum
Helps me boost my inner venom
Droppin' beats like I'm Beethoven
Might well as well be Mister Koven
ChatGPT ain't behind it
If I was smart I wouldn't say it
But if I was a Superman
I'd rather be a Spider-Man.

Oh nonono lil mate
I'll be back one day.
I just had a visit
One day longer not gonna stay
Be drivin' like I'm villainous
I drop what I gonna say.
Pass that mic back
And I'll come back Saturday.

Yoshi! Er...
I'm an epic Yoshi
Got a brotha named Boshi.
I like drivin' karts and bikes
And I like spidermen and tights (wait wut?)
Er... that's all I got, your turn, Roxas.

So. You ask a player, and then you rap it out. If the majority of the audience face-palms you, you're out. Player that isn't out wins the battle and gets to challenge someone else.

Please don't ping inactive players.

Let's go.

Would you say that phonk is different than or the same as an anime opening? (in genre terms and style.)

Wii U. What do you think I watch YouTube on? It's a homebrew beast, has hall-effect joysticks, a built-in camera, a built-in Wii sensor bar (try pointing your Wii Remote at the Gamepad next time), and has a hardy design. ''Dat funness'' is just there. The menu could have different colors (okay at least the Switch has dark mode, I hate looking at a white screen at 3:00 AM) but is better than your games in a row you can't change, and a few icons at the bottom and top. Where's the fun Nintendo flair? Yet they want homebrew dead just because it voids the warranty. It makes a dead console live again, adds stuff Nintendo doesn't even try! Like how would you like to play PS4 games on your Switch? You can with Chitaki. But the Switch is dull without homebrew, the Wii U's great and even better with homebrew. And it's basically a televised 3DS. The only reason the Wii U didn't sell well is because of Nintendo's ''NEW CONTROLLER'' business. It looked like a 3DS you can't take anywhere and was such a bad representation of the console.

I heard a joke that kept getting spammed around MKPC. I wouldn't have known it otherwise.

Bad Apple? (sorry if I'm braindead)

This sounds like a poem by an Inkling. (starts clapping, then corrects himself and starts snapping.)

I will never look at Mariokart Wii the same ever again...

...Every Mariokart Anti-Piracy screen. MKWii's Anti-Piracy screen is crazy. I can still see eyeball-less Wario...