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On 2024-09-29 at 14:33:23
(sorry for revive, i just have a song i really want to post)
Pressure OST: Search Party (With lyrics)
Fixing wires (SEARCHING)
Spilling out my life
No surprise
Risking life for it to end anyway
Dead campfire (SCANNING)
Snuffed out like a light
No surprise
Risking pain as if I was even sane
Sea of iron (SEEKING)
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires (SEETHING)
Casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight
Don't bother with an amber alert (PULSING)
Sure-fire way to get myself hurt
"EXR-P": funny name for a slave (PINGING)
Going through hell to see the next day
Don't bother with an amber alert (RADAR)
Sure-fire way to get myself hurt
"EXR-P": funny name for a slave (GAMMA)
Going through hell to see the next day
Fixing wires (SEARCHING)
Spilling out my life
No surprise
Risking life for it to end anyway
Dead campfire (SCANNING)
Snuffed out like a light
No surprise
Risking pain as if I was even sane
Sea of iron (SEEKING)
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires (SEETHING)
Casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight
Booming sirens, make the ears hurt (PULSING)
Not sure if all this was worth
Fighting through wave after wave (PINGING)
Dragged through currents kept at bay
Booming sirens, make the ears hurt (RADAR)
Not sure if all this was worth
Fighting through wave after wave (GAMMA)
Dragged through currents kept at bay
ARCHIVE
OLD TIDES
TIME: NIGH (Trudging our way out of this hollow place)
DIVINE
PROLOGUE (Speak no worry, speak of me)
BEDROCK (Find SOLACE and GLEE [NO PEACE])
DEPTH (Our time for rest has ended now)
COLD (Our bodies will not be found)
END GOAL (Does it even matter if we survive anyway?!)
Raise your hands up to heaven
Speak so loud your throat achens
Our final test: True Damnation
Stalking those who roam this land
Weep your tears, your will strengthens
Crush their palms with your fate
And
Stain your hands with their tears
Oh
Spill their blood on these sands
Intercom:
Making scheming plans (WARNING)
Giving us demands (RIDGE WORKER DETECTED)
Twiddling our hands
Trying, finding rites (CODE 100)
Never ending fights
A search party with no invite
Looking up to God (SWITCHING)
Praying your demands (DIRECTIVE)
Begging for his hands
Trying, finding rites (CODE 100)
Never ending fights
A search party with no invite
Pandemonium:
Pandering mime
You know that it's time
Showtime
Left concrete walls
Just to be caught by Searchlights
Pandering mime
You know that it's time
Showtime
Left concrete walls
Just to-
[KEY: Angler Chainsmoker Pinkie Froger]
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too deep
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too deep
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too deep
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too-
Guts stain my chains
Your mind too tame
Guts stain my chains
Your mind too tame
Guts stain my chains
Your mind too tame
Steering quiet
Staying silent
Lifesigns violent
Mind incompliant
Steering quiet
Staying silent
Lifesigns violent
Mind icompliant
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Faith my savior (SEARCHING)
Mind in prayer
Search, no answer (SCANNING)
Beaming flayers
Mind is racing (SEEKING)
Heartrate raising
Life is fleeting (SEETHING)
End I'm drearing
Faith my savior (YOU.)
Mind in prayer (DON'T.)
Search, no answer (NEED)
Beaming flayers (HELP. NO)
Mind is racing (FAITH)
Heartrate raising (CAN'T)
Life is fleeting (SAVE.)
End I'm drearing (YOU.)
Can we pretend we're not trapped here?
Life of dark you've taught us to fear
Trials, test runs, nothing coheared
Absolute pain all I could hear
Injuries our life held sustained
Inquiry, our meaning unchained
Vials, papers, ethics tapered
All. I. Saw. Was.
Suffering, an unkept wildfire
Treachery, God's bleeding divine
Lies, myths, fables, tales
All. I. See. Is
Plentiful, those pains that you cause
Bountiful, the "joy" you feed off
You. Won't. Hold. Us.
Time we stick it to that big "boss"
Sea of iron
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight
Fixing wires, spilling guts of lies
No surprise
Risking life for it to shine like a light
Dead campfire, snuffed out like a light
No surprise
Risking pain as if you'd live anyway
Sea of iron
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight
-.-. .-. .. -- .. -. .- .-..
-.-. .-. .. - .. -.-. .- .-..
... .- ...- . ... .... .. .--.
-- .- -.- . .-.. .. ..-. .
-.-. .-. .. -- .. -. .- .-..
-.-. .-. .. - .. -.-. .- .-..
Searchlights:
DANCING IN THE DARK
CREATOR WITH NO SPARK
STRUGGLING TO FILL
DEATH OF GOD'S WILL
Expendable:
Beneath the sand
Our heroes and friends lay burried
In gentler hands
Our very own soul will pave us our way
Scraping the stars
These Searchlights shine lighting up the night sky
Burning demands
These shackles that hold us will not be seen
Oh
deep breaths, dull steps, mind blank, time tanked
1, 2, 3, 4 Foes counted more
deep breaths, dull steps, mind blank, time tanked
4, 5, 6, 7 God forsakened
!CODE 410!
Pressure OST: Search Party (With lyrics)
Fixing wires (SEARCHING)
Spilling out my life
No surprise
Risking life for it to end anyway
Dead campfire (SCANNING)
Snuffed out like a light
No surprise
Risking pain as if I was even sane
Sea of iron (SEEKING)
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires (SEETHING)
Casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight
Don't bother with an amber alert (PULSING)
Sure-fire way to get myself hurt
"EXR-P": funny name for a slave (PINGING)
Going through hell to see the next day
Don't bother with an amber alert (RADAR)
Sure-fire way to get myself hurt
"EXR-P": funny name for a slave (GAMMA)
Going through hell to see the next day
Fixing wires (SEARCHING)
Spilling out my life
No surprise
Risking life for it to end anyway
Dead campfire (SCANNING)
Snuffed out like a light
No surprise
Risking pain as if I was even sane
Sea of iron (SEEKING)
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires (SEETHING)
Casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight
Booming sirens, make the ears hurt (PULSING)
Not sure if all this was worth
Fighting through wave after wave (PINGING)
Dragged through currents kept at bay
Booming sirens, make the ears hurt (RADAR)
Not sure if all this was worth
Fighting through wave after wave (GAMMA)
Dragged through currents kept at bay
ARCHIVE
OLD TIDES
TIME: NIGH (Trudging our way out of this hollow place)
DIVINE
PROLOGUE (Speak no worry, speak of me)
BEDROCK (Find SOLACE and GLEE [NO PEACE])
DEPTH (Our time for rest has ended now)
COLD (Our bodies will not be found)
END GOAL (Does it even matter if we survive anyway?!)
Raise your hands up to heaven
Speak so loud your throat achens
Our final test: True Damnation
Stalking those who roam this land
Weep your tears, your will strengthens
Crush their palms with your fate
And
Stain your hands with their tears
Oh
Spill their blood on these sands
Intercom:
Making scheming plans (WARNING)
Giving us demands (RIDGE WORKER DETECTED)
Twiddling our hands
Trying, finding rites (CODE 100)
Never ending fights
A search party with no invite
Looking up to God (SWITCHING)
Praying your demands (DIRECTIVE)
Begging for his hands
Trying, finding rites (CODE 100)
Never ending fights
A search party with no invite
Pandemonium:
Pandering mime
You know that it's time
Showtime
Left concrete walls
Just to be caught by Searchlights
Pandering mime
You know that it's time
Showtime
Left concrete walls
Just to-
[KEY: Angler Chainsmoker Pinkie Froger]
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too deep
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too deep
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too deep
Fear us, the deep
Lurking deep beneath
Steep steps
Good things lie
And all good men cheat
Fear us, the deep
Lurking in the depths
Deep breaths
Deafening depths
And you're way too-
Guts stain my chains
Your mind too tame
Guts stain my chains
Your mind too tame
Guts stain my chains
Your mind too tame
Steering quiet
Staying silent
Lifesigns violent
Mind incompliant
Steering quiet
Staying silent
Lifesigns violent
Mind icompliant
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Rebound
Return
Payback
Selfserve
Faith my savior (SEARCHING)
Mind in prayer
Search, no answer (SCANNING)
Beaming flayers
Mind is racing (SEEKING)
Heartrate raising
Life is fleeting (SEETHING)
End I'm drearing
Faith my savior (YOU.)
Mind in prayer (DON'T.)
Search, no answer (NEED)
Beaming flayers (HELP. NO)
Mind is racing (FAITH)
Heartrate raising (CAN'T)
Life is fleeting (SAVE.)
End I'm drearing (YOU.)
Can we pretend we're not trapped here?
Life of dark you've taught us to fear
Trials, test runs, nothing coheared
Absolute pain all I could hear
Injuries our life held sustained
Inquiry, our meaning unchained
Vials, papers, ethics tapered
All. I. Saw. Was.
Suffering, an unkept wildfire
Treachery, God's bleeding divine
Lies, myths, fables, tales
All. I. See. Is
Plentiful, those pains that you cause
Bountiful, the "joy" you feed off
You. Won't. Hold. Us.
Time we stick it to that big "boss"
Sea of iron
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight
Fixing wires, spilling guts of lies
No surprise
Risking life for it to shine like a light
Dead campfire, snuffed out like a light
No surprise
Risking pain as if you'd live anyway
Sea of iron
Caught in death's grip tight
No surprise
Risking blight for a chance to see the light
Beaming spires casting judgement's light
No surprise
Risking fight, this encounter's shining knight
-.-. .-. .. -- .. -. .- .-..
-.-. .-. .. - .. -.-. .- .-..
... .- ...- . ... .... .. .--.
-- .- -.- . .-.. .. ..-. .
-.-. .-. .. -- .. -. .- .-..
-.-. .-. .. - .. -.-. .- .-..
Searchlights:
DANCING IN THE DARK
CREATOR WITH NO SPARK
STRUGGLING TO FILL
DEATH OF GOD'S WILL
Expendable:
Beneath the sand
Our heroes and friends lay burried
In gentler hands
Our very own soul will pave us our way
Scraping the stars
These Searchlights shine lighting up the night sky
Burning demands
These shackles that hold us will not be seen
Oh
deep breaths, dull steps, mind blank, time tanked
1, 2, 3, 4 Foes counted more
deep breaths, dull steps, mind blank, time tanked
4, 5, 6, 7 God forsakened
!CODE 410!
On 2024-05-28 at 09:46:24
The Stupendium - The Most Fashionable Faction (TF2 Song)
3, 2, 1, Begin!
Watch out! The scout's out and about.
Running around, bringing bonks right down on your scalp (Bonk!)
Do you even know who you're talking to here?
I'm a streak of greased lightning, keep fighting for years
I'm a stunner, number one run and gunner
My beats bring the heat 'cause I'm a sweet double jumper
Your finger’s on the trigger but before you get to pull it
I'll take a sip of fizz and go whizzing past your bullets
I'm on it like a rocket on a course to freakin' pound ya
Call me Super-Sonic 'cause I'm running rings around ya (Whew!)
I'm a dab hand with a sandman
I'm the baddest in the badlands
I'm a speed freak on a kill streak
See a blur and then it's bang bang
I'm the Demo! Boom goes my M.O.
Tyrant from the highlands getting violent on the bellows
The only thing more volatile than me would be my ammo
I'll leave you blown to pieces while my piece is screaming blammo
Did this have whisky in or was it nitroglycerine?
I'll find out on the way out if I'm spouting flaming p*ss again
'Cause if I live another day my liver might go anyway
And I'd rather go in glory so in war I won't be giving in
I suffer for my art
I've got sulphur on the heart
This tartan Spartan's gonna tear you apart.
Fire shots at the Cyclops, it never ends well
Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together in hell
Zoom, red dot
Boom, headshot
Your head's got a new lead clot
Bring you to a dead stop, leave you with your head popped
Another target on the list that can be checked off
'Cause on a mission I am viciously efficient
My vitals just my rifle and a set of jars to p*ss in
When it comes to assassins you could say I'm high-calibre
Yanking my machete from your head like it's Excalibur
No mercy mercenary, I'll take you down like cattle when
My true forte's in 2Fort playing blood sports on the battlements
Spray your brain 'fore you know what's happening
Safe to say, ya won't be wearing hats again
If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well have we got the game for you
No there isn’t any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who’s
The most fashionable faction in TF2
Listen up ‘cause I won’t say it again
You'd better not be sissies because war is not a game!
Unless of course it's war games, then I’m all for games
Hope you're keeping score because numerate I sure ain't!
I am good at fighting, ask Sun Tzu
I taught him all he knows in the art of Shovel Fu
Way back in ancient China when I met him one night
He said Soldier’s really cool and the best at winning fights
Now I win all the fight money wherever I go
'Cause my rockets go BOOM then you explode
Now, the army told me that I was crazy
But I wrote this song so I’m clearly amazing
Gentlemen, it won't be gentle when
I sneak into your base and steal the faces of your helpless friends
Stealing your briefcase really was a brief case
You think you're smart but I have the intelligence
Be a man! Why do you have to die screaming?
I shoot you, take the loot and take my suit for dry cleaning.
I’m not cheating you ignorant swine!
I creep in and sneak things right into your spine
When I fight with my butterfly it stings like a bee
So tonight tell your mother 'hi', give her a kiss from me
I'm debonair with deadly flair, I'm anyone and anywhere
The face your mother wakes to is the last you'll ever see
I am heavy weapons guy
I make puny babies cry
Want to live? Rule one:
Don't. Touch. My. Gun.
May be slow, no need to rush ya
When i'm rolling with Natascha
Fill you dead with holes we crush ya
Leave you cold like snow in Russia.
Puny gun! I punch more damage!
Chew you up for lunch like sandvich
Think you can outrun me? Prove it
I'd like to see you outrun bullet
If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well have we got the game for you
No there isn’t any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who’s
The most fashionable faction in TF2
Howdy! The engineer’s in the field (Ya!)
Farm boy charm with a megaton yield (Woo!)
I’ve got a cranium laced with uranium
Dispense your offense with the weapons I wield (Yeehaw!)
I'm hot stuff, ‘cause I’ve a hundred degrees
So if you boil my blood you’ll get burned on Steam
I'm over qualified to leave you nullified and tan your sorry hide
You'd better run and hide or die by my machines
Just a friendly Engy
Preventing entry with a deadly sentry
Each practical problem I solve, my skill mounts
The only thing higher than my IQ is my kill count
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Emboldened scolding folds of red and gold are my desire!
Its my sacred duty, keep the beauty burning higher
Leave you dismembered in the embers, every felling swells the pyre!
I'm a terror from the nether, something that you've never seen
With a charcoal soul, heart pumping kerosene
You've met your match you'll be a charred patch on the floorboards
I'll strike a match and strike the match off of the scoreboard
What's it matter if my brain's deranged when I snuff you out?
Boy, does it look lovely out! Candy canes and fluffy clouds!
Racking up the kills as I’m cranking up the grill
Easy to blow you away when you're just powder
Got a little headache? You'd better call the Medic!
Were you wanting anesthetic? Really don’t be so pathetic
That burning is a bird within your sternum that snuck in whilst I was working
But I think a bloody dove is quite a lovely aesthetic
You grazed your knee? Well it seems to me
You need invasive exploratory surgery
See I may have a little uncertainty
Between patient, Specimen? It’s a blur to me.
Get the point of my syringes at your hiney
I’ll Übercharge and buff you 'til you're shiny
I could fix you quick with my medi-gun
The procedure is painless but that’s no fun…
If you’re feeling blue or you’re seeing red
If what’s on your mind’s what’s on your head
Who wants to battle
When there’s catalogues of hats to browse instead?
It’s not how far you push the cart
What matters is the noble art
Of dressing heads in dandy threads
To wear whilst you are blown apart
If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well have we got the game for you
No there isn’t any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who’s
The most fashionable faction in TF2
EDIT: another song
Hit Single Real - Car's Little Song
Hello my name is car and I made this song for everyone!
Enjoy is please hahehe
Open all your eyes
See that my name is car car car
Tell me you got it right
Let me say it one more time!
Caa̸̞̤̓͐͐-̷̞͛̋͋͝a̴̧̦̥̻̅a̷̛̦̗̝͑̇̕ȧ̶̙̫́̐͆-̸͍͌͆̕͠a̶̰͒ä̵́ͅ
I once met a man
His name starts with a G!
Thanks to him, I now have 47 friends
And you're one!
I'll always be here: forever free!
Look ahead
Grow with me
Open all your eyes
See that my name is car car car
Tell me you got it right
Let me say it one more time
Caa̸̞̤̓͐͐-̷̞͛̋͋͝a̴̧̦̥̻̅a̷̛̦̗̝͑̇̕ȧ̶̙̫́̐͆-̸͍͌͆̕͠a̶̰͒ä̵́ͅ...
3, 2, 1, Begin!
Watch out! The scout's out and about.
Running around, bringing bonks right down on your scalp (Bonk!)
Do you even know who you're talking to here?
I'm a streak of greased lightning, keep fighting for years
I'm a stunner, number one run and gunner
My beats bring the heat 'cause I'm a sweet double jumper
Your finger’s on the trigger but before you get to pull it
I'll take a sip of fizz and go whizzing past your bullets
I'm on it like a rocket on a course to freakin' pound ya
Call me Super-Sonic 'cause I'm running rings around ya (Whew!)
I'm a dab hand with a sandman
I'm the baddest in the badlands
I'm a speed freak on a kill streak
See a blur and then it's bang bang
I'm the Demo! Boom goes my M.O.
Tyrant from the highlands getting violent on the bellows
The only thing more volatile than me would be my ammo
I'll leave you blown to pieces while my piece is screaming blammo
Did this have whisky in or was it nitroglycerine?
I'll find out on the way out if I'm spouting flaming p*ss again
'Cause if I live another day my liver might go anyway
And I'd rather go in glory so in war I won't be giving in
I suffer for my art
I've got sulphur on the heart
This tartan Spartan's gonna tear you apart.
Fire shots at the Cyclops, it never ends well
Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together in hell
Zoom, red dot
Boom, headshot
Your head's got a new lead clot
Bring you to a dead stop, leave you with your head popped
Another target on the list that can be checked off
'Cause on a mission I am viciously efficient
My vitals just my rifle and a set of jars to p*ss in
When it comes to assassins you could say I'm high-calibre
Yanking my machete from your head like it's Excalibur
No mercy mercenary, I'll take you down like cattle when
My true forte's in 2Fort playing blood sports on the battlements
Spray your brain 'fore you know what's happening
Safe to say, ya won't be wearing hats again
If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well have we got the game for you
No there isn’t any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who’s
The most fashionable faction in TF2
Listen up ‘cause I won’t say it again
You'd better not be sissies because war is not a game!
Unless of course it's war games, then I’m all for games
Hope you're keeping score because numerate I sure ain't!
I am good at fighting, ask Sun Tzu
I taught him all he knows in the art of Shovel Fu
Way back in ancient China when I met him one night
He said Soldier’s really cool and the best at winning fights
Now I win all the fight money wherever I go
'Cause my rockets go BOOM then you explode
Now, the army told me that I was crazy
But I wrote this song so I’m clearly amazing
Gentlemen, it won't be gentle when
I sneak into your base and steal the faces of your helpless friends
Stealing your briefcase really was a brief case
You think you're smart but I have the intelligence
Be a man! Why do you have to die screaming?
I shoot you, take the loot and take my suit for dry cleaning.
I’m not cheating you ignorant swine!
I creep in and sneak things right into your spine
When I fight with my butterfly it stings like a bee
So tonight tell your mother 'hi', give her a kiss from me
I'm debonair with deadly flair, I'm anyone and anywhere
The face your mother wakes to is the last you'll ever see
I am heavy weapons guy
I make puny babies cry
Want to live? Rule one:
Don't. Touch. My. Gun.
May be slow, no need to rush ya
When i'm rolling with Natascha
Fill you dead with holes we crush ya
Leave you cold like snow in Russia.
Puny gun! I punch more damage!
Chew you up for lunch like sandvich
Think you can outrun me? Prove it
I'd like to see you outrun bullet
If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well have we got the game for you
No there isn’t any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who’s
The most fashionable faction in TF2
Howdy! The engineer’s in the field (Ya!)
Farm boy charm with a megaton yield (Woo!)
I’ve got a cranium laced with uranium
Dispense your offense with the weapons I wield (Yeehaw!)
I'm hot stuff, ‘cause I’ve a hundred degrees
So if you boil my blood you’ll get burned on Steam
I'm over qualified to leave you nullified and tan your sorry hide
You'd better run and hide or die by my machines
Just a friendly Engy
Preventing entry with a deadly sentry
Each practical problem I solve, my skill mounts
The only thing higher than my IQ is my kill count
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Emboldened scolding folds of red and gold are my desire!
Its my sacred duty, keep the beauty burning higher
Leave you dismembered in the embers, every felling swells the pyre!
I'm a terror from the nether, something that you've never seen
With a charcoal soul, heart pumping kerosene
You've met your match you'll be a charred patch on the floorboards
I'll strike a match and strike the match off of the scoreboard
What's it matter if my brain's deranged when I snuff you out?
Boy, does it look lovely out! Candy canes and fluffy clouds!
Racking up the kills as I’m cranking up the grill
Easy to blow you away when you're just powder
Got a little headache? You'd better call the Medic!
Were you wanting anesthetic? Really don’t be so pathetic
That burning is a bird within your sternum that snuck in whilst I was working
But I think a bloody dove is quite a lovely aesthetic
You grazed your knee? Well it seems to me
You need invasive exploratory surgery
See I may have a little uncertainty
Between patient, Specimen? It’s a blur to me.
Get the point of my syringes at your hiney
I’ll Übercharge and buff you 'til you're shiny
I could fix you quick with my medi-gun
The procedure is painless but that’s no fun…
If you’re feeling blue or you’re seeing red
If what’s on your mind’s what’s on your head
Who wants to battle
When there’s catalogues of hats to browse instead?
It’s not how far you push the cart
What matters is the noble art
Of dressing heads in dandy threads
To wear whilst you are blown apart
If you’re seeing red or you’re feeling blue
If you wanna bust caps and wear them too
If you like warfare in stylish headwear
Well have we got the game for you
No there isn’t any greater
Military millinery simulator
We fight all day to find out who’s
The most fashionable faction in TF2
EDIT: another song
Hit Single Real - Car's Little Song
Hello my name is car and I made this song for everyone!
Enjoy is please hahehe
Open all your eyes
See that my name is car car car
Tell me you got it right
Let me say it one more time!
Caa̸̞̤̓͐͐-̷̞͛̋͋͝a̴̧̦̥̻̅a̷̛̦̗̝͑̇̕ȧ̶̙̫́̐͆-̸͍͌͆̕͠a̶̰͒ä̵́ͅ
I once met a man
His name starts with a G!
Thanks to him, I now have 47 friends
And you're one!
I'll always be here: forever free!
Look ahead
Grow with me
Open all your eyes
See that my name is car car car
Tell me you got it right
Let me say it one more time
Caa̸̞̤̓͐͐-̷̞͛̋͋͝a̴̧̦̥̻̅a̷̛̦̗̝͑̇̕ȧ̶̙̫́̐͆-̸͍͌͆̕͠a̶̰͒ä̵́ͅ...
On 2024-03-27 at 22:09:42
i have a lot of favourite songs at the moment so i'll just pick 2 random ones that i like
OR3O - Best Friends (KinitoPET Song)
Hi I’m Kinito
Your virtual buddy on the screen
We’ll go with the flow
I’m nothing like you’ve ever seen
Welcome to the web world
Where you can help out my crew with tasks
Come give it a whirl
Also would you mind if I ask
What's your favorite color and cuisine?
What place do you want to live in?
Who is your best friend in the world
And is the answer me?
Answer correctly
Answer me please
You are my friend
Are you content?
Just you and me
It’ll be so much fun, You’ll have a ball
Don’t want you free
Forever and ever no pretend
Forever and ever you’re my friend
Oops that’s an error
Let's get back to where we last left off
Here is a tour of
The world that i built for you with love
Look at the walls it's what you drew
And look there is all your favorite foods
I was wondering just one little thing
Will you stay with me?
Answer correctly
Answer me please
You have no voice
There is no choice
Just you and me
It’ll be so much fun, You’ll have a ball
Don’t want you free
Forever and ever you’re my friend
Why not give the access all to me
Just put in the code on the screen
And i'll be waiting here patiently
Wait, what is happening?
Why’d you delete me
This is no more fun please change it back
I’m so sorry
I guess it's goodbye, is this the end?
I'm sorry i wanted to be your friend
Hi I’m Kinito
Your virtual buddy on the screen
We’ll go with the flow
I’m nothing like you’ve ever seen
Welcome to the web world
Where you can help out my crew with tasks
Come give it a whirl
Also would you mind if I ask
What's your favorite color and cuisine?
What place do you want to live in?
Who is your best friend in the world
And is the answer me?
Answer correctly
Answer me please
You are my friend
Are you content?
Just you and me
It’ll be so much fun, You’ll have a ball
Don’t want you free
Forever and ever no pretend
Forever and ever you’re my friend
Oops that’s an error
Let's get back to where we last left off
Here is a tour of
The world that i built for you with love
Look at the walls it's what you drew
And look there is all your favorite foods
I was wondering just one little thing
Will you stay with me?
Answer correctly
Answer me please
You have no voice
There is no choice
Just you and me
It’ll be so much fun, You’ll have a ball
Don’t want you free
Forever and ever you’re my friend
Why not give the access all to me
Just put in the code on the screen
And i'll be waiting here patiently
Wait, what is happening?
Why’d you delete me
This is no more fun please change it back
I’m so sorry
I guess it's goodbye, is this the end?
I'm sorry i wanted to be your friend
The Stupendium - Wool Over Our Eyes (Cult of the Lamb song)
As I skip amongst the thickets
Well, just look at what I’ve found
An innocent wee critter
Sitting, shivering on the ground
Entrapped and gagged and bound
Upon a sacrificial mound
Such a miserable predicament
So, how’d you like the sound
Of a haven-cum-community
A vibrant congregation
Of waywards just like you
The fates aligned for me to save from
The depraved and heathen demons
And their vile abominations
Enslaving feeble minds
Into a life of prostration
Not like my operation
Not the slightest correlation
Why, we’ve dances, feasts and festivals
It’s like we’re on vacation
No time for contemplation
Would you like to come and take some
Salvation in exchange
For just some light indoctrination?
THE PACT IS SEALED
Welcome in, brethren!
Step down off the pentagram
Blessed be and bend the knee
And pledge to me forever and
Forget the need to question and
We’ll never need to reprimand
Lethargy is heresy
You’re very keen to lend a hand
There’s effigies to render
And a temple yet to build
We’ve many seeds to tend to
And there’s earth still left to till
And every second spare
You’d best remember to keep filled
In reverent prayer and penance
Lest dissenters will be KILL-
-ecting up the mess
Until they find their crimes regrettable
All evidence says heaven’s light’s
Not likely for the sceptical
The bedding’s of the finest moss
The lichen often edible
Now, don’t you think your life outside
Was tiresome and forgettable?
Deep in the dark of the woods
Where secrets sleep
We serve he who waits beneath
Till the soul, devotion reap
For the lamb who herds the sheep
In the dark of the woods
We pledge our lives
Sages say that faith is blind
Arms raised high in sacrifice
Pull down wool over our eyes
Time for your donations
Fill the dish up, pass the gold plate
Every penny pays to kill
The Bishops of the Old Faith
Our benefactor waits
Betwixt the crippling links of old chains
Tethered to the plains
Until the heretics are all slain
So, pay the tithes and pray you might
Remain upon the list of all
The cherished, chosen children
For whom love is unconditional
Your contribution’s absolution
For the guilt within you all
Our movement may be new
But all your sins are still original
You’ll find my sermons stirring
Form the circle, get your heads down
Heavy hangs the neck
Of any vessel of the Red Crown
Blessed to be the shepherd
Of the desperate and oppressed now
Destined for ascension
Ne’er the wealthy ever left ground
So, empty out your bank accounts
And dance around the fire
And focus your devotion
Through the crackling of the pyre
So potent and ambrosial
It flows through blackened spires
To satiate our patron
And their rancorous desires
CLAUNECK:
The game is barely set
Yet e’er within the deck you’ve dwelt
We’ve never met and yet
We meet again upon my pelts
The cards we want are often drawn
But seldom ever dealt
But, chance the hand you’re given
Mayhap lift you where you fell
Tell me, little lamb
Do you see destiny immutable?
Does fate or dedication
Keep you bended knee and dutiful?
Feign predestination?
Or is zealotry the truth of all
The paths you never take and never leave
Yet in the future walk?
Saviour or enslaver?
Oh, these labels are but shallow things
You brave the twisting mists
Betwixt the hallowed and the harrowing
And pray that they may shift
Amidst the rhapsody of Haro’s wings
So, just embrace the chaos
And the clarity the tarot brings
Deep in the dark of the woods
Where secrets sleep
We serve he who waits beneath
Till the soul, devotion reap
For the lamb who herds the sheep
In the dark of the woods
We pledge our lives
Sages say that faith is blind
Arms raised high in sacrifice
Pull down wool over our eyes
The time has come, enlightened ones
The hour is at hand
Or do you doubt the crown?
The righteous power it commands?
We swear to scriptures devilish
Devout or ever-damned
Till fetid grip of heretics
Is scoured from the land
Who today can truly say
Their faith has never faltered?
Whose neck, so trained to pray
Would never strain against the halter?
These reins that pave the way
Towards our patron’s radiant reign
And so, which waif ordained by grace
Shall fate see slain upon the altar?
For what have we to give
Once coin and toil have been expended?
For naught have we to live
If plots of soil to be lamented
Are the unascended end
To whence our mortal coil has wended
The rested dead are spoiled
Not with the spoils we are intended
But flesh, bequeathed freely,
grants a life a higher purpose
In death, a deeper meaning,
everlasting pious service
Sowing seeds precedes a reaping
Start a line, now who’s the first?
You all decided to convert
So tell me, why’re you so nervous?
For your fervour has been fated now
To satiate the beast
In chains he waits beneath
And how he craves to be released
We celebrate in blessed flame
So, pray and take a seat
And pledge unto their name
Lest you be plated at the feast
Let your faith remain unshaken
In our monastery’s beliefs
You’ve no claim to consecration
When there’s coffers to be greased
Stay praiseful to your deity
Their prophecy and priest
For the sheep may be the shepherd
But the flock is being fleeced
Deep in the dark of the woods
Where secrets sleep
We serve he who waits beneath
Give the flesh, ascension seek
From the lamb who herds the sheep
In the dark of the woods
We pledge our lives
Sages say that faith is blind
Arms raised high in sacrifice
Pull down wool over our eyes
As I skip amongst the thickets
Well, just look at what I’ve found
An innocent wee critter
Sitting, shivering on the ground
Entrapped and gagged and bound
Upon a sacrificial mound
Such a miserable predicament
So, how’d you like the sound
Of a haven-cum-community
A vibrant congregation
Of waywards just like you
The fates aligned for me to save from
The depraved and heathen demons
And their vile abominations
Enslaving feeble minds
Into a life of prostration
Not like my operation
Not the slightest correlation
Why, we’ve dances, feasts and festivals
It’s like we’re on vacation
No time for contemplation
Would you like to come and take some
Salvation in exchange
For just some light indoctrination?
THE PACT IS SEALED
Welcome in, brethren!
Step down off the pentagram
Blessed be and bend the knee
And pledge to me forever and
Forget the need to question and
We’ll never need to reprimand
Lethargy is heresy
You’re very keen to lend a hand
There’s effigies to render
And a temple yet to build
We’ve many seeds to tend to
And there’s earth still left to till
And every second spare
You’d best remember to keep filled
In reverent prayer and penance
Lest dissenters will be KILL-
-ecting up the mess
Until they find their crimes regrettable
All evidence says heaven’s light’s
Not likely for the sceptical
The bedding’s of the finest moss
The lichen often edible
Now, don’t you think your life outside
Was tiresome and forgettable?
Deep in the dark of the woods
Where secrets sleep
We serve he who waits beneath
Till the soul, devotion reap
For the lamb who herds the sheep
In the dark of the woods
We pledge our lives
Sages say that faith is blind
Arms raised high in sacrifice
Pull down wool over our eyes
Time for your donations
Fill the dish up, pass the gold plate
Every penny pays to kill
The Bishops of the Old Faith
Our benefactor waits
Betwixt the crippling links of old chains
Tethered to the plains
Until the heretics are all slain
So, pay the tithes and pray you might
Remain upon the list of all
The cherished, chosen children
For whom love is unconditional
Your contribution’s absolution
For the guilt within you all
Our movement may be new
But all your sins are still original
You’ll find my sermons stirring
Form the circle, get your heads down
Heavy hangs the neck
Of any vessel of the Red Crown
Blessed to be the shepherd
Of the desperate and oppressed now
Destined for ascension
Ne’er the wealthy ever left ground
So, empty out your bank accounts
And dance around the fire
And focus your devotion
Through the crackling of the pyre
So potent and ambrosial
It flows through blackened spires
To satiate our patron
And their rancorous desires
CLAUNECK:
The game is barely set
Yet e’er within the deck you’ve dwelt
We’ve never met and yet
We meet again upon my pelts
The cards we want are often drawn
But seldom ever dealt
But, chance the hand you’re given
Mayhap lift you where you fell
Tell me, little lamb
Do you see destiny immutable?
Does fate or dedication
Keep you bended knee and dutiful?
Feign predestination?
Or is zealotry the truth of all
The paths you never take and never leave
Yet in the future walk?
Saviour or enslaver?
Oh, these labels are but shallow things
You brave the twisting mists
Betwixt the hallowed and the harrowing
And pray that they may shift
Amidst the rhapsody of Haro’s wings
So, just embrace the chaos
And the clarity the tarot brings
Deep in the dark of the woods
Where secrets sleep
We serve he who waits beneath
Till the soul, devotion reap
For the lamb who herds the sheep
In the dark of the woods
We pledge our lives
Sages say that faith is blind
Arms raised high in sacrifice
Pull down wool over our eyes
The time has come, enlightened ones
The hour is at hand
Or do you doubt the crown?
The righteous power it commands?
We swear to scriptures devilish
Devout or ever-damned
Till fetid grip of heretics
Is scoured from the land
Who today can truly say
Their faith has never faltered?
Whose neck, so trained to pray
Would never strain against the halter?
These reins that pave the way
Towards our patron’s radiant reign
And so, which waif ordained by grace
Shall fate see slain upon the altar?
For what have we to give
Once coin and toil have been expended?
For naught have we to live
If plots of soil to be lamented
Are the unascended end
To whence our mortal coil has wended
The rested dead are spoiled
Not with the spoils we are intended
But flesh, bequeathed freely,
grants a life a higher purpose
In death, a deeper meaning,
everlasting pious service
Sowing seeds precedes a reaping
Start a line, now who’s the first?
You all decided to convert
So tell me, why’re you so nervous?
For your fervour has been fated now
To satiate the beast
In chains he waits beneath
And how he craves to be released
We celebrate in blessed flame
So, pray and take a seat
And pledge unto their name
Lest you be plated at the feast
Let your faith remain unshaken
In our monastery’s beliefs
You’ve no claim to consecration
When there’s coffers to be greased
Stay praiseful to your deity
Their prophecy and priest
For the sheep may be the shepherd
But the flock is being fleeced
Deep in the dark of the woods
Where secrets sleep
We serve he who waits beneath
Give the flesh, ascension seek
From the lamb who herds the sheep
In the dark of the woods
We pledge our lives
Sages say that faith is blind
Arms raised high in sacrifice
Pull down wool over our eyes
1
On 2024-02-21 at 20:57:28
*instrumental*
Two...
2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3
The deepest end of GD Memes
Bro this is fire!
Knock em out!
Second drop, right now.
3: 2.1, 2.2, 2.3
I wish there was a way I could earn money free man
Too easy! Lemon squeezy!
WWWOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH
It's Wulzy
You've been trolled!
GD Cologne
It's not yellow.
Fire in the hole!
I beat The Golden!
I beat Zodiac!
The hardest level in the game:
Back On Track
AAAAAAAAAA
I died... at 69%
I take them on a journey
to the recent taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Venomous pen in my palm is sick
Your sweater looks like Juniper's skin (What?)
Taking credit for something you didn't do.
And she said:
"Hehe, I'm so confused"
22 people are playing Future Funk.
I can't think of any clips to add here
[BEEP]
2.2 Sneak Peek
2.2 Sneak Peek (Release PLEASE)
2.2 Sneak Peek; 2.2 Sneak Peek
*instrumental*
2
On 2024-02-02 at 22:55:16
Fire in the hole!
in the,
Fire in the hole
Fire!
Fire in the hole
The hole
in the?
Hahahaha!
Fire in the hole!
in the,
Fire in the hole
Fire
Fire in the hole!
The hole!
Fire in the hole!
Oh matey
5
On 2024-02-02 at 22:33:44
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
And you will know when you get there
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's a road that you go when you die
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's got Princess Peach, Mario and the Toad
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go (We'll go)
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go when you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again, uncle
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go when you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again
Oh Rainbow Road
wait didn't i already post that-
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
NO IT'S WATER ON THE HILL
NO IT'S AIR IN THE HOUSE!
NO IT'S H2O ON A CURVED NATURAL OBJECT KNOWN AS A HILL
On 2024-02-02 at 22:31:45
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
And you will know when you get there
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's a road that you go when you die
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's got Princess Peach, Mario and the Toad
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go (We'll go)
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go when you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again, uncle
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go when you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again
Oh Rainbow Road
wait didn't i already post that-
Ooo I’m sorry..
its ok!
On 2024-02-02 at 22:31:30
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
And you will know when you get there
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's a road that you go when you die
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's got Princess Peach, Mario and the Toad
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go (We'll go)
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go when you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again, uncle
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go when you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again
Oh Rainbow Road
wait didn't i already post that-
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
NO IT'S WATER ON THE HILL
On 2024-02-02 at 22:03:37
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
And you will know when you get there
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's a road that you go when you die
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's got Princess Peach, Mario and the Toad
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go (We'll go)
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go when you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again, uncle
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go when you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again
Oh Rainbow Road
wait didn't i already post that-
On 2024-01-31 at 21:37:31
Yuh
Ay
Yo
Ya
I was gonna rise
to the sky!
With my
Moon Fries!
They all let me down
to sound so solid
Then I found
Moon Fries!
Life could be much more
I was left on the floor
'Til I saw with my eyes
Moon Fries!
Finally I ran to home
But I should've known
It was all a lie
Moon Fries!
I was gonna rise
to the sky
with my
Moon Fries!
They all let me down
to sound so solid
Then I found
Moon Fries!
Moon Fries!
Moon Fries!
On 2024-01-25 at 21:12:52
*music + gameplay*
*build up*
Geometry Dash
*beat drop*
*more music for about a minute or something idk*
*quiet music*
*quiet music gets slowly louder*
3....
2....
1.
Geometry Dash
*more music for the rest of the song*
*build up*
Geometry Dash
*beat drop*
*more music for about a minute or something idk*
*quiet music*
*quiet music gets slowly louder*
3....
2....
1.
Geometry Dash
*more music for the rest of the song*
3
On 2024-01-21 at 22:12:06
search WOTFI 2022 rap
the title of this topic clearly says to post your favourite song lyrics, not tell people to search them up on Youtube or whatever else
1
On 2024-01-21 at 22:09:49
NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION L + RAITIO CAUSE U LOOK LIKE A MINION
No one asked for you to create an account L + Ratio cause you look like a bitch
bro its a song lyric
then post the full song instead? because it really looked like you were being toxic
On 2024-01-20 at 08:58:44
spamton
Woah! If it isn’t a Lightner!
Hey hey hey!
Look like you’re [[all alone on a late night?]]
All your friends [[abandoned you for the slime]] you are?
Sales gone down the [[drain]] [[drain]]?
Living in a goddamn garbage can?!
Haeahaeahaeahaeah!
Friend, either you're [[closing your eyes]]
To [[savings]] you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the calibre of [[discounts]]
Indicated by the presence of a [[heart shaped object]]
In your community
Hey kid, look at you! Right time, right place
[[Ripe for the picking]] Right money in your pocket!
You’re so lucky! Very lucky! Oh so very very lucky!
That you get to be investing in this [[Very Special Product]]
From everybody’s favorite [[number 1 rated salesman]]
[[Circa 1997]] Mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!
Yes I’m mighty proud to say it! [[Yes sir]]!
Don’t you want to have a little fun [[little sponge]]??
Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum???
Live comfortably [[capital at risk]] [[yum yum]]
Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!
[[Hey chum!]] I can see you’re having violent thoughts
But don’t you wanna wanna be a be a [[big shot!]]
[[Enquire today!]] While the secret’s in stock!
All you gotta do is
[[Hyperlink blocked]]
I used to be nothing but the email guy
Now I’m the [[It burns! Ow! Stop! Help me! It burns!]] guy!
We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe
We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need
If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee
We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free
[[Are you feeling down?]] [[Have you lost control?]]
[[Is your life a mess?]] [[Do your friends despise you?!]]
Well here’s [[one weird trick discovered by a mom]]
And I’m sure [[number 5 will surprise you!]]
All you’ve ever dreamed of, shining, glistening!
Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the [[silly string]]!
You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it’s yours!
Eahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn’t listening
See it says just here, right here, last year
On the third of the fourth at five-o-six
You searched cat pics online [[well that’s just fine]]!
[[Moist, delicious cookies]]
Little tippy tap kitty catalyst
Now we have a list
And we’ll guess what every habit is
Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?
You’ll be categorically catatonic
At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands
A [[cavalcade of all your favorite brands]]
An advertism schism cataclysm [[cash on demand]]!
You’d better cancel your plans
[[Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper]]!
Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?
Why won’t Mike just call me backgammon?
Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?
Bed bath? Bath sponge?
Sponge who hates its [[$4.99]] life boat?
Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?
Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?
Jackdaw? Doorstop?
[[Stop! No, please! Don’t take my furniture!]] Stopwatch?
Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?
Adderall? Ads are all seeping
Ping pong? Ponchos?
Choke chains? Chainsaws?
Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?
[[Do you want a cat or not?!]]
Well you wanna be a [[big shot!]] don’t you?
Don’t you wanna be the [[next big thing]]?
You can do it! Yes it’s true it’s really true
There’s nothing to it, I can prove it
Hear the registers ring!
Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring.
You’re kidding? It’s for you
[[Garbage noise]] Wanna know a secret…?
[[Hyperlink blocked]]
[[You too can]] have a [[communion]] with [[unintelligible laughter]]
Soon I’ll even surpass that damned [[clown around town!]]
We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe
We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need
If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee
We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free
Holy [[cungadero]] there you [[funky]] little [[worm]]
You seem unaware of all the money you could earn
If you wanna get the gold
Well there is stuff you gotta learn
Milk the humans of their kindness
Then there’s [[butter to be churned]]
You. Want. It. Need. It.
Don’t. You. See?
But if you wanna make your screen green
You’re gonna need my Kromer key
Yes you’ve got trouble my friend [[whadayatalk?]]
Right here in Cyber City!
See I used to be a [[top notch]] [[big shot!]]
Best deals! Best wheels! Best [[best prices in the tri-state area]]
But you can get it back! Ha ha ha! Yes you can!
All you gotta do is follow through my [[twelve step plan]]
Bigger, bigger, better like the telephone was telling me
[[You gotta know the territory!]] Spend a hand, lend a grand
Who’s gonna patronize a little bitty
Two by four kinda store anymore?
Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!
Make a deal! [[Big deal]] [[High score!]] [[Our store is closing]]
Hot tip! Drop shipping! 4, 3, 2, 1!
Not skipping offers wired into your inbox
Swing by the gift shop! Think of the [[big shot!]]
All this and more, click
[[Hyperlink blocked]]
Can anyone hear me?
Help…
Mike…
Mike?
We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe
We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need
If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee
We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free
[[Insurance!]] Know that I’m the best in policy!
[[Honestly]] do you want to end in poverty?
Buddy, I’m the one to help invest it properly!
I’m here to talk about [[extended warranty]]!
It’s a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance
First day, half price, fire sale like never before!
And it’s there to explore, when you step in the door
The very model of a modern major general store!
But the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it
Now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the haves are very glad its
Just the haven’ts that’re lacking what they’re having
Now the ads have got the traffic
And we’ve grabbed your demographic
So you’re packing up your basket
Cos your dad has gotta have it
He’ll be sad if you don’t wrap it with a tag, it’ll be tragic
So you’re manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic
Seems that everybody has it, man you really gotta have it
So you get it, you’re ecstatic, but a crackle in the static
And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic
So you trash it then you get back into your car cos you don’t have it
And the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it
Now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the hads are very glad its
[[Hochi mama]] what a mouthful!
In the [[encyclopedia of]] [[being afraid]]
There ain’t nothing to be scared of till there’s fees to be paid
There’s deals to be made with [[seasonal savings]]!
Regional ratings are lethally fading
Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising
[Neat little plate with a needless engraving]
Legally grey but sweet with the phrasing
Feet in the grave but gleefully trading
Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]
Deal so good I’ll [$!$$] myself
Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]
[Gone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan]
Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]
I can feel that [smooth taste] already!
Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]
[[Hyperlink blocked]]
Woah! If it isn’t a Lightner!
Hey hey hey!
Look like you’re [[all alone on a late night?]]
All your friends [[abandoned you for the slime]] you are?
Sales gone down the [[drain]] [[drain]]?
Living in a goddamn garbage can?!
Haeahaeahaeahaeah!
Friend, either you're [[closing your eyes]]
To [[savings]] you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the calibre of [[discounts]]
Indicated by the presence of a [[heart shaped object]]
In your community
Hey kid, look at you! Right time, right place
[[Ripe for the picking]] Right money in your pocket!
You’re so lucky! Very lucky! Oh so very very lucky!
That you get to be investing in this [[Very Special Product]]
From everybody’s favorite [[number 1 rated salesman]]
[[Circa 1997]] Mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!
Yes I’m mighty proud to say it! [[Yes sir]]!
Don’t you want to have a little fun [[little sponge]]??
Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum???
Live comfortably [[capital at risk]] [[yum yum]]
Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!
[[Hey chum!]] I can see you’re having violent thoughts
But don’t you wanna wanna be a be a [[big shot!]]
[[Enquire today!]] While the secret’s in stock!
All you gotta do is
[[Hyperlink blocked]]
I used to be nothing but the email guy
Now I’m the [[It burns! Ow! Stop! Help me! It burns!]] guy!
We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe
We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need
If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee
We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free
[[Are you feeling down?]] [[Have you lost control?]]
[[Is your life a mess?]] [[Do your friends despise you?!]]
Well here’s [[one weird trick discovered by a mom]]
And I’m sure [[number 5 will surprise you!]]
All you’ve ever dreamed of, shining, glistening!
Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the [[silly string]]!
You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it’s yours!
Eahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn’t listening
See it says just here, right here, last year
On the third of the fourth at five-o-six
You searched cat pics online [[well that’s just fine]]!
[[Moist, delicious cookies]]
Little tippy tap kitty catalyst
Now we have a list
And we’ll guess what every habit is
Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?
You’ll be categorically catatonic
At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands
A [[cavalcade of all your favorite brands]]
An advertism schism cataclysm [[cash on demand]]!
You’d better cancel your plans
[[Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper]]!
Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?
Why won’t Mike just call me backgammon?
Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?
Bed bath? Bath sponge?
Sponge who hates its [[$4.99]] life boat?
Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?
Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?
Jackdaw? Doorstop?
[[Stop! No, please! Don’t take my furniture!]] Stopwatch?
Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?
Adderall? Ads are all seeping
Ping pong? Ponchos?
Choke chains? Chainsaws?
Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?
[[Do you want a cat or not?!]]
Well you wanna be a [[big shot!]] don’t you?
Don’t you wanna be the [[next big thing]]?
You can do it! Yes it’s true it’s really true
There’s nothing to it, I can prove it
Hear the registers ring!
Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring.
You’re kidding? It’s for you
[[Garbage noise]] Wanna know a secret…?
[[Hyperlink blocked]]
[[You too can]] have a [[communion]] with [[unintelligible laughter]]
Soon I’ll even surpass that damned [[clown around town!]]
We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe
We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need
If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee
We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free
Holy [[cungadero]] there you [[funky]] little [[worm]]
You seem unaware of all the money you could earn
If you wanna get the gold
Well there is stuff you gotta learn
Milk the humans of their kindness
Then there’s [[butter to be churned]]
You. Want. It. Need. It.
Don’t. You. See?
But if you wanna make your screen green
You’re gonna need my Kromer key
Yes you’ve got trouble my friend [[whadayatalk?]]
Right here in Cyber City!
See I used to be a [[top notch]] [[big shot!]]
Best deals! Best wheels! Best [[best prices in the tri-state area]]
But you can get it back! Ha ha ha! Yes you can!
All you gotta do is follow through my [[twelve step plan]]
Bigger, bigger, better like the telephone was telling me
[[You gotta know the territory!]] Spend a hand, lend a grand
Who’s gonna patronize a little bitty
Two by four kinda store anymore?
Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!
Make a deal! [[Big deal]] [[High score!]] [[Our store is closing]]
Hot tip! Drop shipping! 4, 3, 2, 1!
Not skipping offers wired into your inbox
Swing by the gift shop! Think of the [[big shot!]]
All this and more, click
[[Hyperlink blocked]]
Can anyone hear me?
Help…
Mike…
Mike?
We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe
We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need
If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee
We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free
[[Insurance!]] Know that I’m the best in policy!
[[Honestly]] do you want to end in poverty?
Buddy, I’m the one to help invest it properly!
I’m here to talk about [[extended warranty]]!
It’s a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance
First day, half price, fire sale like never before!
And it’s there to explore, when you step in the door
The very model of a modern major general store!
But the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it
Now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the haves are very glad its
Just the haven’ts that’re lacking what they’re having
Now the ads have got the traffic
And we’ve grabbed your demographic
So you’re packing up your basket
Cos your dad has gotta have it
He’ll be sad if you don’t wrap it with a tag, it’ll be tragic
So you’re manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic
Seems that everybody has it, man you really gotta have it
So you get it, you’re ecstatic, but a crackle in the static
And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic
So you trash it then you get back into your car cos you don’t have it
And the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it
Now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the hads are very glad its
[[Hochi mama]] what a mouthful!
In the [[encyclopedia of]] [[being afraid]]
There ain’t nothing to be scared of till there’s fees to be paid
There’s deals to be made with [[seasonal savings]]!
Regional ratings are lethally fading
Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising
[Neat little plate with a needless engraving]
Legally grey but sweet with the phrasing
Feet in the grave but gleefully trading
Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]
Deal so good I’ll [$!$$] myself
Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]
[Gone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan]
Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]
I can feel that [smooth taste] already!
Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]]
[[Hyperlink blocked]]
On 2024-01-04 at 19:44:27
Don't deal with the devil
A lesson that I learned well when I meddled
Made a bet and now it's settled
Say farewell to Elder Kettle
I'm on an adventure, indentured
Fetching debts from sketchy characters
I'm a kitchen dish that can dish it out
Quick, tip me over and pour me out
I'm short and stout and I'm rockin' out
And I'm knockin' out with my pinky out
And I'm counting down, but don't count me out
When you pick me up, you won't put me down
Got the whole toon town on lock down
And the list goes like this, oh
Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot
Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon
Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms
Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack
Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great
Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks
Phantom Express, Cala Maria
Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles
Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard
You signed a contract!
My name is Cuphead
Fragile, empty-headed, artful-dodger
Tricked by easy riches
Now I'm picking fights with monsters
Twenty times my size (oh snap!)
I'm sorry that I bet it all
I'm sorry that I have to hurt you
We both signed the dotted line
Now it's your soul or mine!
At midnight the clock will chime
Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot
Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon
Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms
Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack
Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great
Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks
Phantom Express, Cala Maria
Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles
Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard
You signed a contract!
Face to face with every loss I take
I learn the way the bosses change
But hey, two can play at this game
Uh-huh, multiplayer aeroplanes
Oh brother, where art thou? (Mugman!)
I'm sorry that I bet it all
I'm sorry that I roped you into this
We co-signed the dotted line
Now it's your soul and mine
Sing the chorus one more time
Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot
Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon
Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms
Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack
Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great
Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks
Phantom Express, Cala Maria
Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles
Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard
You signed a contract!
Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot (my name is Mugman)
Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon (fragile, empty headed, Cuphead's brother)
Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms (tricked by easy riches, now I'm picking fights with monsters)
Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack! (Twenty times my size, oh snap!)
Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great (I'm sorry that we bet it all)
Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks (I'm sorry that we have to hurt you)
Phantom Express, Cala Maria
Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles (we all signed the dotted line)
Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard (now it's your soul or mine)
You signed a contract! (We signed a contract!)
Snake eyes, King Dice
Deck is stacked, dice are loaded, yet I still survive
Don't deal with the devil, a lesson that I learned well
Still indebted, so I rebelled
We descended, made him cry and now it's settled
Say goodbye to that darn devil
Swear the story's not embellished
I'm a dish, a bit disheveled
Relishing the bellows from my fellow fiends of Inkwell
That I let go, "Hip-hip-Hoorah" echos
Turn the page and say all's well that ends well!
A lesson that I learned well when I meddled
Made a bet and now it's settled
Say farewell to Elder Kettle
I'm on an adventure, indentured
Fetching debts from sketchy characters
I'm a kitchen dish that can dish it out
Quick, tip me over and pour me out
I'm short and stout and I'm rockin' out
And I'm knockin' out with my pinky out
And I'm counting down, but don't count me out
When you pick me up, you won't put me down
Got the whole toon town on lock down
And the list goes like this, oh
Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot
Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon
Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms
Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack
Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great
Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks
Phantom Express, Cala Maria
Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles
Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard
You signed a contract!
My name is Cuphead
Fragile, empty-headed, artful-dodger
Tricked by easy riches
Now I'm picking fights with monsters
Twenty times my size (oh snap!)
I'm sorry that I bet it all
I'm sorry that I have to hurt you
We both signed the dotted line
Now it's your soul or mine!
At midnight the clock will chime
Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot
Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon
Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms
Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack
Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great
Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks
Phantom Express, Cala Maria
Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles
Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard
You signed a contract!
Face to face with every loss I take
I learn the way the bosses change
But hey, two can play at this game
Uh-huh, multiplayer aeroplanes
Oh brother, where art thou? (Mugman!)
I'm sorry that I bet it all
I'm sorry that I roped you into this
We co-signed the dotted line
Now it's your soul and mine
Sing the chorus one more time
Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot
Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon
Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms
Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack
Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great
Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks
Phantom Express, Cala Maria
Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles
Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard
You signed a contract!
Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot (my name is Mugman)
Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon (fragile, empty headed, Cuphead's brother)
Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms (tricked by easy riches, now I'm picking fights with monsters)
Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack! (Twenty times my size, oh snap!)
Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great (I'm sorry that we bet it all)
Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks (I'm sorry that we have to hurt you)
Phantom Express, Cala Maria
Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles (we all signed the dotted line)
Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard (now it's your soul or mine)
You signed a contract! (We signed a contract!)
Snake eyes, King Dice
Deck is stacked, dice are loaded, yet I still survive
Don't deal with the devil, a lesson that I learned well
Still indebted, so I rebelled
We descended, made him cry and now it's settled
Say goodbye to that darn devil
Swear the story's not embellished
I'm a dish, a bit disheveled
Relishing the bellows from my fellow fiends of Inkwell
That I let go, "Hip-hip-Hoorah" echos
Turn the page and say all's well that ends well!
5
On 2024-01-04 at 11:21:55
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
And you will know when you get there
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's a road that you go when you die
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's got Princess Peach, Mario and the Toad
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go
We'll go
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go
When you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again Uncle
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go
When you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again
On Rainbow Road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
And you will know when you get there
It's called a road
It's called a Rainbow Road
It is a road that you go
It's a road that you go when you die
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's got Princess Peach, Mario and the Toad
It's a road called Rainbow Road
It's a road we're all gonna go
We'll go
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go
When you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again Uncle
It's Rainbow Road
It's where you go
When you die
It's Rainbow Road
I'll miss you again
On Rainbow Road
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2
Are there YouTubers on MKPC?
On 2024-10-13 at 18:29:51
i post mkpc content on my channel so uh here's a video i made a few hours ago
On 2024-08-21 at 00:34:27
if your a youtuber, can you please play pixel kart on your channel
my laptop does have a screen recorder built in to it so i could play some and then save the recording as a file and then upload it to yt
if you do would you know when and what would your channel be called
i already have an account on yt called Not Used so i'll upload it there
send a link of the channel cuz i cant find it
https://www.youtube.com/@notused4783
1
On 2024-08-20 at 23:58:00
if your a youtuber, can you please play pixel kart on your channel
my laptop does have a screen recorder built in to it so i could play some and then save the recording as a file and then upload it to yt
if you do would you know when and what would your channel be called
i already have an account on yt called Not Used so i'll upload it there
1
On 2024-08-20 at 23:54:25
if your a youtuber, can you please play pixel kart on your channel
my laptop does have a screen recorder built in to it so i could play some and then save the recording as a file and then upload it to yt
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