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On 2023-10-28 at 12:00:42
Register and Memory Jogger: 8:45 - 9:00
Assembly (If it's a Monday or Tuesday): 9:00 - 9:30
Maths and Mark Memory Jogger: 9:35 - 10:20
Breaktime: 10:20 - 10:35
Reading: 10:40 - 11:35
English/Spelling: 11:35 - 12:00/12:10
Lunch (If it's Thursday): 12:00 - 12:50
Swimming (If it's Thursday): 12:50 - 14:45
Extra Break (After Swimming): 14:45 - 15:00
Other Stuff (If it's Thursday): 15:00 - 15:20
Lunch (Mon, Tues, Wed and Fri): 12:10 - 13:10
Other Lessons: 13:10 - 15:00
Golden Time (Extra Break) (If it's Friday): 14:30 - 14:45
Dream Big Assembly (If it's Friday): 14:45 - 15:10
Home Time: 15:20
So, We have lots of exciting things happening on Thursday and Friday.
What the ACTUAL fuck is a "Dream Big Assembly" πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
An assembly where you watch Minecraft Manhunt
No Not that...
Ever heard of a joke?
He's 8 years old of course he hasn't
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On 2023-10-27 at 19:13:30
Register and Memory Jogger: 8:45 - 9:00
Assembly (If it's a Monday or Tuesday): 9:00 - 9:30
Maths and Mark Memory Jogger: 9:35 - 10:20
Breaktime: 10:20 - 10:35
Reading: 10:40 - 11:35
English/Spelling: 11:35 - 12:00/12:10
Lunch (If it's Thursday): 12:00 - 12:50
Swimming (If it's Thursday): 12:50 - 14:45
Extra Break (After Swimming): 14:45 - 15:00
Other Stuff (If it's Thursday): 15:00 - 15:20
Lunch (Mon, Tues, Wed and Fri): 12:10 - 13:10
Other Lessons: 13:10 - 15:00
Golden Time (Extra Break) (If it's Friday): 14:30 - 14:45
Dream Big Assembly (If it's Friday): 14:45 - 15:10
Home Time: 15:20
So, We have lots of exciting things happening on Thursday and Friday.
What the ACTUAL fuck is a "Dream Big Assembly" πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
An assembly where you watch Minecraft Manhunt
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I might be cooked
On 2024-08-16 at 21:53:49
I have been reported by our favourite forum moderator because I killed him in Mario Kart Personal Computer Custom Track Project mogi. It might be over for me guys. Please give me your support, I'm gonna need it guys
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Borderland [Feedbacks]
On 2024-01-31 at 16:54:02
I guess it's good idk I'm too lazy to read I probs skipped all the good lines
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On 2024-01-31 at 16:32:29
It fucking sucks
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Maxxie's Complete Mario Kart's official Topic
On 2024-02-15 at 21:20:54
The collab ends on February 19th
Gonna have to drop out of this. I'll still work on Lost Boardwalk, just I feel like making other stuff first
[Collab] Mario Kart DS Remake
On 2023-12-04 at 18:07:54
DS Mario Circuit
or does it need to be accurate to DS version?
or does it need to be accurate to DS version?
The game is about to be hacked
On 2024-08-13 at 22:46:41
You have 3 weeks
please tell me this is a joke
please tell me this is a joke
Did HilmAndrew Fake His Death?
On 2024-08-11 at 12:57:44
Whether he's dead or not is not your business. The mods will sort that out, not you. I will be locking this topic, and dont want to see any more topics on this situation
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Ideas for things to add to the quick editor
On 2022-04-14 at 19:48:36
Another increase the size of the space to allow the adding of more track and allow wider or smaller tracks and add more themes like, riverside park, broken pier and Luigi circuit and mabye even add n64, gcn and wii themes
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On 2022-04-14 at 17:13:44
Branching paths, curved intersection, Diagonals, more terrain options (for example for lakeside park being able to add land and water) are some ideas I have to add to the quick editor
[FANFIC] Pure Darkness
On 2023-12-21 at 12:59:28
Itβs crazy how I keep on thinking of plot elements later in the story but I canβt find a way to make the first episode not full of filler
Yeah I'm in the same situation here. I have good plans for later episodes of my fanfic, but the current episode it's hard to think of anything interesting
@KirbytripleDX_2014 very relatable
On 2023-02-12 at 00:40:29
Color: #F60
Name: Nudge
Personality: Smart but slightly psycopathic
Species: Humanoid Bunny
Abilities: Sharp Claws for climbing and attacking
Name: Nudge
Personality: Smart but slightly psycopathic
Species: Humanoid Bunny
Abilities: Sharp Claws for climbing and attacking
MKPC Lounge 2022
On 2023-08-14 at 15:09:55
bonjour j'up ceci car c'est bien les lounges donc svp rejoignez le serv comme Γ§a vous pourrez jouer et vous entrainer avec pleins de joueurs et devenir meilleur au jeu
hello I'm upping this because lounges are cool so please join the serv so you can play and train with lots of players and become better at the game
depressive era
yourself era
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Yes
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On 2023-06-29 at 23:12:35
bonjour j'up ceci car c'est bien les lounges donc svp rejoignez le serv comme Γ§a vous pourrez jouer et vous entrainer avec pleins de joueurs et devenir meilleur au jeu
hello I'm upping this because lounges are cool so please join the serv so you can play and train with lots of players and become better at the game
One's experience does not represent the whole thing overall
But yeah, nice joke
Weird tactic to invalidate your entire argument
How does it invalidate anything in anyways
Short answer
Long answer
A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be interpreted literally. It usually takes the form of a story, often with dialogue, and ends in a punch line, whereby the humorous element of the story is revealed; this can be done using a pun or other type of word play, irony or sarcasm, logical incompatibility, hyperbole, or other means. Linguist Robert Hetzron offers the definition:
Boris Yeltsin and Bill Clinton enjoying a joke
A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which the funniness culminates in the final sentence, called the punchline⦠In fact, the main condition is that the tension should reach its highest level at the very end. No continuation relieving the tension should be added. As for its being "oral," it is true that jokes may appear printed, but when further transferred, there is no obligation to reproduce the text verbatim, as in the case of poetry.
It is generally held that jokes benefit from brevity, containing no more detail than is needed to set the scene for the punchline at the end. In the case of riddle jokes or one-liners, the setting is implicitly understood, leaving only the dialogue and punchline to be verbalised. However, subverting these and other common guidelines can also be a source of humourβthe shaggy dog story is an example of an anti-joke; although presented as a joke, it contains a long drawn-out narrative of time, place and character, rambles through many pointless inclusions and finally fails to deliver a punchline. Jokes are a form of humour, but not all humour is in the form of a joke. Some humorous forms which are not verbal jokes are: involuntary humour, situational humour, practical jokes, slapstick and anecdotes.
Identified as one of the simple forms of oral literature by the Dutch linguist AndrΓ© Jolles, jokes are passed along anonymously. They are told in both private and public settings; a single person tells a joke to his friend in the natural flow of conversation, or a set of jokes is told to a group as part of scripted entertainment. Jokes are also passed along in written form or, more recently, through the internet.
Stand-up comics, comedians and slapstick work with comic timing and rhythm in their performance, and may rely on actions as well as on the verbal punchline to evoke laughter. This distinction has been formulated in the popular saying "A comic says funny things; a comedian says things funny".
Boris Yeltsin and Bill Clinton enjoying a joke
A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which the funniness culminates in the final sentence, called the punchline⦠In fact, the main condition is that the tension should reach its highest level at the very end. No continuation relieving the tension should be added. As for its being "oral," it is true that jokes may appear printed, but when further transferred, there is no obligation to reproduce the text verbatim, as in the case of poetry.
It is generally held that jokes benefit from brevity, containing no more detail than is needed to set the scene for the punchline at the end. In the case of riddle jokes or one-liners, the setting is implicitly understood, leaving only the dialogue and punchline to be verbalised. However, subverting these and other common guidelines can also be a source of humourβthe shaggy dog story is an example of an anti-joke; although presented as a joke, it contains a long drawn-out narrative of time, place and character, rambles through many pointless inclusions and finally fails to deliver a punchline. Jokes are a form of humour, but not all humour is in the form of a joke. Some humorous forms which are not verbal jokes are: involuntary humour, situational humour, practical jokes, slapstick and anecdotes.
Identified as one of the simple forms of oral literature by the Dutch linguist AndrΓ© Jolles, jokes are passed along anonymously. They are told in both private and public settings; a single person tells a joke to his friend in the natural flow of conversation, or a set of jokes is told to a group as part of scripted entertainment. Jokes are also passed along in written form or, more recently, through the internet.
Stand-up comics, comedians and slapstick work with comic timing and rhythm in their performance, and may rely on actions as well as on the verbal punchline to evoke laughter. This distinction has been formulated in the popular saying "A comic says funny things; a comedian says things funny".
On 2023-06-29 at 23:07:59
bonjour j'up ceci car c'est bien les lounges donc svp rejoignez le serv comme Γ§a vous pourrez jouer et vous entrainer avec pleins de joueurs et devenir meilleur au jeu
hello I'm upping this because lounges are cool so please join the serv so you can play and train with lots of players and become better at the game
One's experience does not represent the whole thing overall
But yeah, nice joke
Weird tactic to invalidate your entire argument
On 2023-06-29 at 23:05:51
bonjour j'up ceci car c'est bien les lounges donc svp rejoignez le serv comme Γ§a vous pourrez jouer et vous entrainer avec pleins de joueurs et devenir meilleur au jeu
hello I'm upping this because lounges are cool so please join the serv so you can play and train with lots of players and become better at the game
What do you think about me?
my new account
On 2024-07-13 at 15:57:52
i donβt have any words
when you are banned, you donβt make alts, as all that it does is make your ban twice as long and also gives you an ip ban
when you get banned again, donβt try again, just wait patiently until your unban
when you are banned, you donβt make alts, as all that it does is make your ban twice as long and also gives you an ip ban
when you get banned again, donβt try again, just wait patiently until your unban
Its not ban evasion he was unbanned a couple days ago but apparently his IP was still banned, @Senko I believe then unbanned the IP but then forgot to unban the accounts (Or the IP is still banned and I just missed it loads of times) but it should be sorted now
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im depressed.
On 2023-12-30 at 13:19:39
i was in the smash bros tournament today filled with hope, then i lost all my matches and now have depression any tips from you guys so i can get back in there?
do you know what depression is really like ? No you don't
Yeah, it would be like saying youβre gonna end it when you lose a lounge
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