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Seriously stop. Your not funny. Know one wants to get spoiled other than you who asked me to spoil it

Not funny and not true

Sounds to much like how the hero would say it
Here is the more villainous alternative:
[color=black]Boi: I guess he will be a challenging start, it seems. I guess I should shoot him... no. Too powerfull aura. He’d sense it and I’d become the victim. I can’t be the victim if I want to reach the final 2 though. If I send out a Pokemon they would likely die... you know what. Screw it. Arcanine. DESTROY THE MEDAL!!!!

Ok. All this episode does is set up the final episode (and also hint at some things)

Episode 5: a blazing hunt

Last episode, the fire group were finally rescued by Lely, and the water group lost kraze and found out that Boi had both the water medal and Bj, who is the owner of the medal

Max: Bj. How dare he betray us.
Coolio: hey max, have you found anything?
Max: I found bj, the water medal and Boi
Coolio: they’re all together?
Max: yes. And Bj seems to be helping Boi
Coolio: it seems like there is only one medal left. The fire one. I don’t need it since I have fire powers.
Max: let’s get everyone and start heading over to kalimari desert

With the discovery of Bj joining Boi, they are going for the fire medal, the final option. But what about the original fire group? What are they doing after the castle explosion?

Nudge: good morning
Lely: seems like your back to being cute with all your fur back again. Also it midnight
Nudge: anyway, time to go to the fire medal... ow
Lely: what’s the problem
Nudge: my left leg really hurts
Lely: must be the explosion
Nudge: how am I meant to move now?
Lely: does anyone have bandages *spots some in scamer’s pocket* thank you. Now you should be able to keep that part of you leg still.
Nudge: thanks. I’d say we go to kalimari desert
Lely: I agree. Let’s get on the train nearby that goes to kalimari desert next

It looks like they are also going to kalimari desert
However, Boi and Bj have different plans

Boi: I say we should head over to to chemical plant zone
Bj: good idea. Do you have a fast way to travel?
Boi: that I would. Corvinight (corvinight comes out of pokeball) I need to to fly us to chemical plant zone in that direction
Bj: great. Is there anywhere we will have to pass?
Boi: just kalimari desert

It seems like they will cut through kalimari desert to reach chemical plant zone.
Let’s check back in on the water group once they reach kalimari Desert

Max: kalimari desert. We have arrived. Now, where do we look...
*train comes past*
it looks like the trains are still active despite the big medal hunt... wait a minute. Looks who’s inside.
Nudge: it looks like we have arrived and aren’t alone
Lely: it seems like max, coolio and gamer are here too. And a random shy guy too for good luck
Shy guy: what did you just call me?
Lely: a random shy guy
Shy guy: I am not a random shy guy. I am... *gets thrown of cliff by nudge*
Nudge: since we are high up. We should check up here *looks around for a moment, then sees Boi* it seems like he is here too
Max: hello.... What are you looking at?
Nudge: Him
Max: so it seems like he’s here too
Boi: you got a problem with me?
Bj: you ether not *falls off*
Max: how dare you betray us, Bj
Toad: hey look I found a purple crystal
Nudge: gotcha. You will NOT go with Boi
Boi: he very much will *corvinight grabs Bj, but nudge refuses to let go, so he goes with them*
Also, you all have to deal with the vines of power!
scamer: aaaaaaaaaahhhhh
Lely: didn’t know you were scared of vines... but I have to spend more time without the cutest creature in our friend group

It looks like things are getting close to a final fight. Let’s rush ahead a bit to when Boi, Bj and Nudge arrive

Boi: the fire medal should be here somewhere
*10 minutes later*
Nudge: ah-ha. Found it. *puts it on* the best thing is that everyone has arrived.
*insert picture here of everyone at the power plant*

Next episode will make more sense for blue team

Why are you calling me the antagonist? You are the antagonist

Almost as useful as your amogus message on whatever topic it was on

As long as they don’t die, yes

That’s why I mentioned them

For the next season, here are the people that will be added to it (personalities later):
@16Bits: Redshell
@TendoKiddo: tendo
@VC: VC
@MH_Osc-omb: Osc-omb
@Tyshawn: Shawn

Bj is gaining the black coloring, since he joined you

Don’t worry, that won’t be the saddest death this season...

Episode 4: vine panic
Last episode on the Mario kart PC show, Lely started his journey to bowsers castle, and the grass gang joined the water group, since their medal was found by Boi first. Everyone except coolio and max was trapped underwater and since coolio can’t go underwater, max is left with enough time to only save 2 out of the 3 drowning friends. Who does he leave to die?

max: I already know who to save first. *he swims in to grab bj* but the other person... I’m going to have to go with... *he swims down to grab gamer* you. Sorry kraze. Someone had to die and it happened to be you. I’m going to collect your body so you can be buried
Coolio: let’s go everyone... wait! Where’s Bj
Max: I just saved him. You guys saw it, didn’t you?
Gamer: yes
Coolio: let’s go I’m the direction Boi was going. Maybe Bj will be there and we might be able to get the water medal
*they all get on coolio, and forget kraze’s body, so he can’t be buried*

They seems to have mostly survived the attack, along with bj going missing, but how are the fire people doing

Nudge: this pipe is certainly not a good place to sleep. I am getting very tired
Lely: I mean it has been 24 hours since I started making my way to you. It should take 1 more hour
Nudge: So you’ve been distracted by cuteness for a added up total of an hour! stop wasting time.
Lely: surprised your not shouting at me and oh look. A cute little cat
Nudge: I just told you to stop. Also I’m too tired to shout
Lely: sorry. Why don’t you go to sleep?
Nudge: I can’t. The heat has melted my fur causing the pipe to be too rough to sleep on. I’m surprised your not tired.
Lely: if I didn’t sleep it would take 18 hours. I added 6 hours of team to allow myself to sleep. It did mean delaying swing your cute face though
Nudge: ok

It seems like nudge is very sleepy and Lely is almost there. What is Boi up to?

Boi: it seems like I have found the water medal up on this frozen summit but I don’t need 2...
bj, want the water medal?
Bj: WTF!!
Boi: Well, I could have trapped you as well. *Snags a Turtwig.* Since I don’t need two medals, I might as well help you get the water one. What do you say?
Bj: Hmmm.. fine. But only because I know what happens if I say no.
Boi: Listen Bj. I chose to save you not because of favoritism. No. It’s because you are a worthy person I would like facing in the finale, if we get there, of course. But I need you to understand that I kill the badder bad guys, not just random. But here, it’s everyone for themselves. You can’t trust anybody. And I’m not saving you to form a trick alliance, no no. I’m here to help only my rivals. And those rivals are my final fights. So. You understand now?
Bj: … I.. don’t know. Let me think about it.[/quote]
Boi: you take your time. Just know. The water medal is right in my pocket so if you want it, I will give it to you

They just left the summit, but it seems like a couple people arrived aswell

max: it should be around here somewhere... I have an idea. I will look for Boi, coolio looks for bj and gamer looks for the medal.
Coolio: sounds good
Gamer: idea good

It seems like they know what to do. It has been an hour so that means Lely should have arrived at the castle

Lely: I have arrived at the castle and oh look. A cute little koopa...
Nudge: oi
Lely: sorry. Anyway. Let me press the button that is buried in the corner which reveals a bridge
Toad: hello. I just woke up. Did I miss anything?
Nudge: Lely finally reached the castle
Toad: you seem like you haven’t slept
Nudge: that’s because I haven’t
Lely: when I cross this bridge and reach the control room, you will be released from the pipe. That was a security system incase of intruders
Nudge: so your saying that there was a secret bridge to get across.
Lely: yep. Any time to let a paratroopa
Nudge: no. It’s time to save us
Lely: right sorry.
*10 minutes later*
Lely: when I press this button, the pipes will be opened up. Are you ready
Nudge: yes
Lely: got it *accidentally pressed the wrong button* oops. Wrong one. This is the right one
Nudge: cool. What did that button you pressed do?
Lely: that was the self destruct button
Nudge: how long do we have to escape?
Lely: 5 minutes
Nudge: ok *passes out due to exhaustion*
Toad: this isn’t good. We can’t go fast now
Lely: why not?
Toad: due to nudge’s lack of sleep, he just fainted
Lely: oh no. I’ll carry him
*4 minutes later*
Lely: just across this bridge then we *explosion* are safe. It seems like we survived. Let’s rest here since nudge needs speed. The burnt grass here is soft so it won’t be too rough for him

It seems like they barely survived the pipe. While they escaped, max made a crazy discovery

Max: ah ha. I have found Boi. I can’t reach him since there is ice in the way and I can barely see but what if I listen.
Bj: I have decided. I want the medal
Boi: good decision. Now we can go and find the fire medal

it is the decision of everyone and they need to decide where to go next out of the places to get the fire medal first:
Kalimari desert
Chemical plant zone
Cascade river

I’m doing this since the grass medal has been taken by Boi and he is going straight to the water medal so might as well
And you join fire team since you are on your way to them to save them

By the way, I don’t think I mentioned it but I will be removing water team and that means Lely joins fire and grass joins water. Episode in about an hour

I couldn’t think of a good decicion however I think I’ll ck to use it a bit more where there will be a decicion I just thought of

Episode 3: dangerous food and pipes
Last episode, we saw that both the water and grass groups are going to choco island 1, and that the fire group is trapped in a leaky lava pipe with only 1 functional exit

Nudge: there are 2 escape options . Stay calm. 1 is to climb out, the other is to call lely.
Toad: Why Lely?
Nudge: he helped make this castle. He should know how to break us out
Yascamer: ok
*nudge gets out phone*
Nudge: LELY!!! WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!
*Lely here’s call and gets out phone*
Lely:what is the problem?
Nudge: WE ARE TRAPPED IN THE PIPE IM THE CASTLE YOU HELPED MAKE.
Lely: ok. It should take me 1 day to reach the castle *puts phone in pocket*
Nudge: lely is going to help us. We just need to wait 24 hours.
Toad: TWENTY FOUR!!!!
Yascamer: trop long

While they are waiting for Lely, let’s check in on the water team

Lely: I will have to leave you since the fire group are in danger. They have no way to escape and need to do something in the castle
Max: it’s a long swim. Good luck
Bj: they should just figure out how to get out themselves
Max: it is the smartest decision. Anyway, up this water geyser

It seems like they have reached choco island 1. What about the grass gang?

kraze: WOUUUUUUUUULD you LOOK AT THHHHAT. WEEEEEEEEEEE ARRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIVED
Coolio: and it seems like the water group are here too... without Lely
Gamer: where Lely?
Kraze: I DUUUUUUUNO
max: it seams like grass gang have also come here
Bj: I guess there are 2 medals here. Probably even all 3
coolio: hello max and bj. Why are you here?
max: we came here for the water medal
Bj: even though I don’t like it here
coolio: we came here because we found a riddle at mushroom valley that lead us here.
Gamer: I solved
max:  we should all split up. There arnt many places to check, but I think there are enough for 1 each.
I will check the giant cake
Bj will check the mini cakes
Coolio can check the faraway cotton candy
Gamer can check the close ones
And kraze can check the ice cream

The search lasted a while so let’s check out the start of Lely’s journey
Lely: that’s was a pretty boring swim. The worst thing was that I saw a lot of dolphins but they all ran away from me. They were so cute
Nudge: you know we can still here you, right?
Lely: you do? I guess that means I won’t be alone
Nudge: stop getting distracted. Hurry up. The more time you waste, the higher the chance we die becomes
Lely: sorry
1 hour later
Lely: how am I meant to get over this poison swamp? I’ve been thinking for the last 5 minutes
Nudge: have your thought about going around?
Lely: great idea. Oh look. Cute little snakies. Let me just pet o...
Nudge: LELY!!! Pay attention. Stop getting distracted.
Lely: right. Sorry

While they were dealing with Lely’s cuteness addiction, something happened at choco island 1

Max: why are there vines growing everywhere?
coolio: someone must have found the grass medal
boi: There were gonna consequences for leaving me out, you know. Also, water team, I have the riddle for your medal and you don’t get it
max: we left you out since you normally mess things up
boi: thanks for being honest. Now I especially hate YOU
max: well I am the strongest one here so what are you going to do
boi: what am I going to do? You’ll see. *he summons a grass platform and floats off*
max: now what could he have done?
*vine smacks everyone into the water and then grabs everyone except max and coolio to trap underwater*
Max: I need to save them since coolio can’t go underwater. But I don’t have enough time to save them all.

I’m going to change the way I use color
Instead of color being per person, it’s per group
I have decided to do this because I find it really tedious adding color to everything said. Expect the next episode today

There are important one at the end of each episode for certain people