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Arc 1 : Super Mario Kart PC 64
Chapter 2-1 : A brand new world
After discussing a bit, the squad decided who does what, considering every level of the 1st floor has been unlocked, and considering more people had join.
Bob-Omb Battlefield
King Bob-Omb on the summit : Max-Bros, VC
Racing with Koopa the Quick : mememo
Shoot to the Island in the Sky : Jey78
The eight red coins : Bj, Luq
Wing Mario flying : StarSplizz
Behind the Chain Chomp's gate : Nudge and Lely
Chip off Whomp's block : DaisyPeachandKeeby, Neon and Lemon
At the top of the Fortress : Master8
Shoot into the Wild Blue : Yascamer
Red coins on floating islands : KirbyBoy
Flying to the cage : Popplio
Blast Away the wall : MysteryMan
The others, who were Toad99 and Ashton would stay at the castle, while Chilli would unlock the wing cap for future missions (yes, StarSplizz is a Paratroopa so he doesn't needs that anyways)
Bob-Omb Battlefield
Max :  Let's go guys ! VC and me, as we decided previously, are heading to the summit. Take care of yourselves!
Nudge : T-The Chain Chomp is enormous 😭😭😭
Lely : Don't worry Nudge, we will get to him together. Good luck to the others!
StarSplizz : If I'm going to do the wing cap mission, then why I don't do the floating island mission while I'm there ?
Luq : Lely decided that since Jey and Yascamer left him, Max and Nudge alone in the dark world by giving up repeatedly, so they are both doing cannon missions, because if they were able to jump into the void, why wouldn't they be able to launch themselves into the sky?
StarSplizz : Fair point. *rises in the sky*
mememo : there's something I wonder about, where is gonna be the end of koopa the quick race if there is bob omb at the summit
Nudge : I see a flag from there, at the top of the rocky slope, which is also the rock that protects the star 6 from me and Lely
mememo : But it's clearly unfair, Koopa can walk on that slope and I can't
Nudge : Well let's be useful for the first time of your life.
VC : That was freaking rude
Lely : But it's a fact.
mememo : i'm being roasted rn
Jey78 : Only truth can hurt like this
Bj : Y'all are being savage
Jey78 : mememo is taking what he deserves, we are finally making a revenge against him
Bj : What ever let's do what we have to do here
Jey78 : Alright
*Something falls off from the sky*
StarSplizz : You guys haven't started yet ? I'm already done !
Nudge : Excuse me, but the powers your mech is giving to yourself are making you way stronger than you think
StarSplizz : I don't know if you are the standard or of you are truly snails. Anyways let's hurry.
Nudge looked ahead and saw Mememo struggling to take the shortcut KTQ was taking. He was trying to climb but KTQ was simply faster.
Koopa : What a dying snail
mememo : Have some respect, I'm not done
As if the Bob-Omb heard what mememo said, he started running and running to mememo, exploding on him, causing him to be launched in the pathway to the summit, right over the flag
Koopa : I see the snail got some luck
mememo had faint, but at the moment Koopa The Quick tried to reach the flag, he slipped and he got a very bad injury
Koopa : *Loud screams*
StarSplizz : I'm hearing the call of a friend *goes away*
In front of the cage...
Nudge : Lely, I just can't! 😭😭😭
Lely : Yes you can
Nudge : B-But t-the C-Chomp is s-so agressive!
Lely : Nudge, it's smiling. It's just begging for a hug
Nudge : I-I do not want to hug this thing 😭😭😭
In the meanwhile...
StarSplizz : mememo has injuried the Koopa ! I'm gonna kill him!
mememo : w-why aren't you n-nice
StarSplizz : SILENCE ! THE POOR KOOPA IS MUCH MORE INJURIED ! *grabs Mememo and puts him under the place where cannon bowls are falling*
mememo : NOOOO
*A bowl fell on Mememo's body, crushing him*
Back to Nudge and Lely...
Lely : My sixth sense is telling me a member has killed another member. Please just hug it Nudge.
Nudge : o-ok 😭😭😭
Nudge hugged the Chain Chomp. The (big) puppy licked Nudge, which caused Nudge to faint. He also broke his pillar off by biting it, and destroyed the cage, but also has gone in the background while crying.
Lely : CONGRATS NUDGE ! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU ! wait , where has the Chain Chomp gone ? Oh but Nudge fainted!  
Lely took Nudge in his backpack, and ran to the place where the Chain Chomp has gone.
Lely : Ok, what's going on here----- AAEEEE
Lely arrived to the place where the Chain Chomp was gone, and the puppy was crying for a reason : the horrifying sight of mememo's body crushed under a bowl. There wasn't any blood though, and mememo didn't look like if anything was broken in him, he was just flat.
Lely : Who did such an horrible thing ? mememo couldn't go to the---- but wait---- *faints as well*
Don't forget the others, they're important as well...
Jey78 : Time to launch myself into the skYYYYYYYYY
At the summit...
Max-Bros : Oh my god this thing is enormous
King Bob-Omb : Yes ! I'm so great! I'm so good !
VC : Maybe, but I would have imagined you in a better form. You're just a few circles after all.
King Bob-Omb : HOW DARE YOU DRESPECT-DISRESPECT THE GREAT GOD KING BOB OMB ! I SHOULD BE WORSHIPPED EVERYWHERE !
While King Bob-Omb was still bragging about how he deserved everything because he was so great, Max moved slowly, and he threw him on the ground.
King Bob-Omb : I. AM. MAAAAAAD !!!
KBO started running all over the place, without any intelligence, his moves didn't make any sense, and he finally stopped, to catch some breath, and VC took opportunity of this moment to grab him and then throw him on the ground as strongly as he could.
King Bob-Omb : *gibberish that didn't make any sense*
At this moment, the King Bob-Omb started to run to VC, and VC got threw by King Bob-Omb,  very strongly. He was injuried when he fell on the ground, and he wasn't able to stand up, even with Max's help, so Max was alone against a mad KBO.
Max : AAHHHHH !!!
Max ran a lot and then he realized a backflip, without even knowing he was able to do one, and he found himself in King Bob-Omb's back. He threw King Bob-Omb a last time on the ground, which caused King Bob-Omb to break completely, which caused a star to appear.
VC : i-i do not feel so well...
Max didn't want to go all the way down, but slowly a rock hill started to get out from the ground, creating a barrier, but also a river for them to get down peacefully.
Max : If Popplio was here he would have lived this
By the way, you may wonder if Luq and Bj were done by the time. Well they were, they just had to run to the star now. Also what about Jey ?
Jey78 : It's been at least 15 minutes since I'm here, but since it says I'm gonna die if I break the wrong box, I feel super insecure.
Let's try this one...
Jey happened to break the correct box, and used the cannon to go down.
Jey : Is everyone done ?
StarSplizz : I killed mememo, and I don't know where are Lely and Nudge, but I think all the others are done.
Bj : YOU KILLED MEMEMO ????
Jey78 : No. This is too much. He was very annoying but killing him is way too extreme. Tell me you're joking.
StarSplizz : I'm not joking. He injuried Koopa the Quick so bad and he whined. He dared asking for help while the poor Koopa needed more help.
Bj : Are you an idiot ? I saw Koopa the Quick slipping !
StarSplizz : You don't make any sense. And anyways, it's not like we will miss him.
Max : THAT IS ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE ! I HATE MEMEMO AS WELL BUT HE DIDNT DESERVE TO DIE ! PLUS KOOPA HAS SLIPPED BY HIS OWN ! AND HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT IT DOESNT MATTERS !
Luq : I'm sorry StarSplizz but we won't miss this side of you if you ever go back to your nice self.
Bj : Tbh, we won't miss you if you DIE if you keep killing other people. If you kill other people, you deserve the same thing.
Jey78 : I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE ! 👏
Max : You are an horrible person ! WHERE IS MEMEMO ! WHERE ARE LELY AND NUDGE ? DID YOU KILLED THEM AS WELL ? IF YOU KILLED THEM, IM GONNA KILL YOU !
StarSplizz : I don't have any clue about where they are !
Max ran to the summit, but he saw Lely and Nudge on the ground, then he thought StarSplizz had killed them as well, but when he cried in front of Lely, his tears acted like a calling to Lely and Nudge. So both woke up.
Lely : W-What happened
Max : You won't believe what happened ! COME HERE !
Nudge : I hope nobody has died. We aren't in a killing game, we don't need people to die.
Max : LOOK IN FRONT OF YOU
Nudge : I don't know, I fainted since the Chain Chomp licked me. Then I think Lely fainted because he saw a dead----- oh yeah. I haven't see that.
Lely : WHO DID THAT ?!
Max : As I said, follow me, I will show you who.
2 minutes later....
Lely : WHAAAAAT ??? HOW COULD YOU !!! I HATE YOU !!! ASSASSIN ! PSYCHOPATH !
StarSplizz : SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL YOU AS WELL !
Max : IF YOU KILL HIM ILL KILL YOU TOO !!!!
Every Bob-Omb Battlefield's player got warped in the castle, even mememo's corpse. Bj took him to the castle's lake, to clean him, and tried to revive him.
Toad99 : Do you guys need any help ?
Max : No, but we have much to say *stares at StarSplizz with a deadly stare*
Toad99 : Come on I'm listening. You can tell me everything.
Max : There is killers in us
Toad99 : WHAT
Hey, let's see what Whomp's Fortress squad is doing !
DaisyPeachandKeeby : I hope the Bob-Omb Battlefield squad is doing well, I'm kinda worried about them. Something is telling me they aren't doing fine...
Ralsei : They're weak bitches. Our squad is more powerful, he is better, we will get better results. We already crushed King Whomp out of this world, and the others are doing fine I think.
Lemon : Please don't call them bitches. And I don't think a squad is specifically better than the other, it's not a competition, it's just teamwork
On the top of Whomp's Fortress...
Master8 : I was waiting for them to beat King Bob-Omb, but now I can climb the Fortress.
Master8 jumped from platform to platform without too much problems. He used his mech to become smaller, so the small platforms weren't an issue to him. He reached the top of the Fortress easily and brought another star for the squad.
Yascamer : I am pretty scared, because I went to the place where the star is, and if I don't launch myself properly, I'm gonna end up in the void. WAIT HOW DID I TALK IN ENGLISH ?
Yascamer launched himself and, while he was screaming, he still launched himself in the right place. He grabbed the third star, while KirbyBoy was already coming back from the red coin star.
Popplio : I forgot where the owl is... Oh KirbyBoy and Yascamer are back ! Let's go, we are soon done with this world ! Let's see if the owl is hiding in this tree...
Owl : YOU JUST WOKE ME UP ! YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDER !
Popplio : Please, can you offer me a ride ? I'll be very grateful.
The owl and Popplio flied around, then Popplio, while he was afraid, decided to let the owl fly away, while falling. He fell inthe right place, but he slipped on the top of the cage, and after one second, his hands were the only thing which were touching the cage now.
Popplio : a-a-ahh...
His hands were slowly slipping as well, and he was now about to fall off. However, he managed to grab the other side of the cage with his legs, and he managed to get back on the tiny cage, then he broke the block which was preventing him to reach the star, and he grabbed the star, then a waterslide appeared.
Popplio : WHAT ? SO DOPE !!!
When he arrived at the starting area, everybody was there, with their stars. So everybody got warped to the castle.
Max : You are back guys ! Was it easy for you ? On our side, there was killing *throwing a death stare at StarSplizz yet again*
Ralsei : Oh, it was hard for you ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! Bob-Omb Battlefield is easier, yet we did it super easily ! There was no problem on our side ! Y'll are weak bitches !
Nudge : Ralsei please stop being so obnoxious. This is not a competition,  it's teamwork.
Ralsei : NO ! ITS COMPETITION ! YOU JUST DONT WANT TO ADMIT IT BECAUSE YOURE WEAK !!! BAHAHAHAHAHA !
Bj : I'm just coming back with an alive mememo
mememo : STARSPLIZZ ! WHY DID YOU DO THAT !
StarSplizz : You just took what you deserved ! I DONT CARE AT ALL IF YOU ARE HURT !
Max : HE IS ALIVE AND YOU'RE WHINING ? YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE !
StarSplizz : STOP SWEARING !
Lely : WE ARE SWEARING BECAUSE IT'S APPROPRIATE IN THIS SITUATION!
StarSplizz : IM GONNA KILL YOU A SECOND TIME MEMEMO !
Luq : Please STOP
Lemon : Agreed
MysteryMan : Yeah. This is enough. I've always been a Koopa, or a Dry Bones in my early days, and you're RUINING OUR
IMAGE ! And I'm not even talking about the fact you almost killed someone, thats HORRIBLE !
Chilli : AHHH !
Ralsei : WHAT HAPPENED, ONE OF THE STUPIDEST BITCH AROUND HERE ?
Chilli : I just brought someone called FieryToad. He told me he was a Toad who once tried to get the Wing Cap, but the switch disappeared and he was stucked here for years !!!
FieryToad : Hello everyone!--- wait, what's happening? Sounds like we arrived at the wrong moment...
Max : I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE ! *kicks SS in the head*
At this moment, StarSplizz felt weird, he couldn't explain what he was feeling. He saw all his life playing in front of him, then the scene where he caused harm to mememo played again, but black flashlights appeared sometimes. It showed a carmine color all over the scene. Then he saw the current moment, where Max was crying because he was guilty of kicking StarSplizz but at the same time he was too mad at StarSplizz to hold this any more ; everything was blurry, he didn't know if Max made him blind ; Lely was completely going crazy, he was crying, screaming and bonking is head against the walls while mememo was still too angry to say anything to StarSplizz. Nudge was standing there and he just looked annoyed. MysteryMan looked at StarSplizz with an angry stare, but he looked a bit concerned since SS looked completely empty and blank, and wasn't saying anything. The vision became more and more blurry, with Ralsei going crazy, screaming the word bitch all around the castle, while Lemon was somehow rapping what he thought in Japanese. That was the real scene, but that looked like a nightmare. Suddenly, he started to think everybody was going completely crazy due to his actions. Popplio just fainted for no reason ; while VC was painting the castle walls with any color he could find. Chilli was laughing like a psychopath, FieryToad thought he was Spider-Toad from Super Mario 63, for some reason. Toad99 was screaming Rayman, and was "singing" Rayman soundtracks. Suddenly he started to cry uncontrollably, which caused every MKPCian to go back to their normal selves.
Max : Don't fake a cry ! I admit I was rude but you deserved it.
Lely : I don't think he's faking it. To be honest, I have my own theory about this stupid mess.
Nudge : Go ahead Lely. I'm a genius and I still haven't figured out any logic explanation to this. I'm overthinking it so go ahead, tell us
Lely : You remember that cursed key ? Well, I think it had more effects than simply stucking us in a black room with a stupid yellow head.  First off, look at what we became for a second. It's the fault of the cursed key. We completely went crazy for a second, just because StarSplizz was going crazy himself. And his mind might have been possessed. StarSplizz is usually very nice. When you think about it in a rational way, it's impossible that StarSplizz did that
Nudge : So ?
Lely : He has been possessed.
Every other MKPCian screamed "Ooh." They were clear lyrics startled by what Lely was assuming.
Anyways, is Lely theory true ? And if StarSplizz has truly been possessed, who possessed him ? Well discover than soon in...
MKPC Archipel
End of episode 2-1
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This episode took like more than 2 hours, I'd almost say more. It took a lot of time but I was in a car trop so anyways it was preventing me from getting bored. However it's still a lot of work. And for this episode, I clearly did what I could, I offered the best I can offer, and I gave my everything, so I hope you will enjoy it.

-Finds inspiration in the weirdest places
-likes peace and quiet
-avid artist
-Can somehow recall any pokemon's name
-Friendly, but still prefers to be left to their own devices
-hates being bothered
-OCD

Smart and this Color

me when truth

oh I didn't know I multiposted, sorry.

🤖Nudge is a robot🤖

I'm noticing that my character only says "REVIVEAMOGUS" and I admit I do that, but in that story I do it ALL the time, and it's making me feel bad*sniff* I'm totally not like that in real life*sniff*
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1-4 : Fear
Yascamer and Jey jumped into the void, in order to get out of Bowser's Dark World, but they just realized they would respawn in the level, yet they decided to try it until the point where they would reach game over.
Max : WHAT IF THEY'RE TRULY DEAD NOW ?
Nudge : They are cowards. We don't need them.
Max : STILL, THEY ARE OUR FRIENDS
Nudge : Look at Lely. He looks in much more pain and fear than them, yet he hasn't given up yet
Max : ... Fair point. ANYWAYS, LET'S DEFEAT BOWSER SO WE ARE FINALLY DONE WITH THIS SH*T
Lely : This is absolutely horrible 😭
Nudge : Please don't give up Lely. Plus someone marked instructions for us.
Max : What does it say ?
Nudge : It says "get out while it's still time"
Max : How helpful.
Lely : L-let's enter this
They jumped into the pipe. The arena didn't change at all, even after 26 years.
Bowser : BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'LL DIE
Lely : And that's it ? Doesn't looks scary. *surprises Bowser and grabs his tail, then proceeds to throw him on a bomb*
Nudge : Earth is round BUT THAT WAS FUCKING UNEXPECTED
Bowser : YOU IDIOOOOOTTSSS
Max : Lely, you cried for nothing
Nudge : so long gay bowser
Bowser : YOU HAVENT SEEN EVERYTHING HAAAAAHHAAAHAAA
Max : Boring. *throws him on another bomb, causing him to die*
Nudge : That was so DISAPPOINTING.
Lely : Meh. The key is cursed. *sighs in disgust*
Nudge : What do you mean ?
Lely : I've already seen this kind of key in a fangame called Super Mario 63. It's gonna teleport us in another area, yet it's still gonna unlock the basement
Max : And where are we gonna teleport ?
The three saw a flash light appearing, which warped them in the next world, which was...
Lely : Wing Mario over the Rainbow !
Max : OH MY GOSH
Nudge : What's wrong Max ?
Max : The sign says we have to collect the 8 red coins without falling, or we'll be trapped in a dark and terrifying room with Wario's laughing head
Lely : HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *falls into void due to the cloud melting*
Max : COME ON NUDGE WE'RE GONNA FALL TOO ! GRAP THIS STUPID CAP BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF CONTROL !
Nudge : I'm tryiiiiiing
Obviously, the gang fell in the terrifying room...
They had to wait for hours...
Wario's head with empty eyes : BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lely : I'm gonna kick your ugly nose if you don't stop ! I HAD ENOUGH ! ITS BEEN 4 FUCKING HOURS BECAUSE THE CLOUD IS IDIOT !
And hours...
Daisy : Do you still think they're doing fine, Lemon ?
Lemon : Might be me, but I'm hearing a terrifying laugh and some screams for someone I know
Quorzel : Do you mean they're trapped in a castle's secret room ? In this case we need to--
Popplio : We can't, it's dumb. I saw this waterpark behind the aquariums of Jolly Roger Bay, but I haven't figure out how to access it, and I already drowned in the secret aquarium while searching it so uuuhhh bad idea
Ralsei : It's been 7 hours,at this point they're dying bitches
Ashton : Stop being insuferable
Lely : GUYS I HAVE ENOUGH I WANNA KNOCK MY HEAD AGAINST THIS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL
VC : AAAAAAAH ! WHAT HAPPENED ?
MysteryMan : Lely fell out from nowhere...
Nudge : WHAT IS THAT---- OH MY GOD WE COULD HAVE JUST---
Max : It's not even Lely's fault, it's the cloud's fault
Yascamer : Ah ben vous voilà enfin
Jey : Vous en avez mis du temps ! Je commençais à m'inquiéter !
Nudge : Shut up. You were the one who gave up before entering the pipe, while Lely's state was worse; but still, you committed suicide just to GET OUT
Jey : Hear me out, I'm really sorry, but fear is fear, and you can't control it.
Nudge : LieAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lely : That puppy is so cute !!!! 😍
Nudge : P-please. GET THAT OUT FROM ME !
Lely : No ! It's so cute !
Nudge : Please please please please, I'M GONNA DIE MENTALLY
Lely : I still think you should fight with your fears. I did it in Bowser's Dark World, now it's your turn.
Nudge : Please I just can't.
Lely : Guess what, it understood you were scared of something and now it's crying too. Aw look at that. You can't be scared of a crying puppy, if you're not afraid of bloody deaths, like WHAT
Nudge : O-okay *touches it* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Luq : Listen to me Lely, I have an idea
Lely : I'm listening
Luq : We are going to Bob-Omb Battlefield. There is 6 missions. We're 17, we met the 99th Toad of the castle and he wanted to join.
Toad99 : Hi
Lely : OH YES I GOT IT. We're 17. 3 people are going to fight King Bob-Omb, 3 people are going to fight King Whomp. For the red coins, there will be 2 people in each level. That leaves 9 people.
Luq : 1 will go against Koopa the Quick. One will go at the top of the Fortress. For the floating island, 1 person will go. For the cage mission with the owl as well. That leaves us with 5 people.
Lely : 1 person will try the Winged Mario mission, 1 person will go to Shoot Into the Wild Blue, one person will try Blast Away the Wall. That leaves us with 2 persons. For Behind the Chain Chomp's Gate. Nudge will go there, and I will also got here, to protect and reassure him.
Nudge : NOOOOOOOOOO
Lely : Nudge, I'm going with you. People are fighting dangerous bosses, are flying all over the worlds, between cannons, owls and wing caps. We just have to free the Chomp from a wooden pillar. That's it. We can DO IT.
Nudge : O-ok....
Max : To me, that's good.
LET'S GO !
To be continued...

Chapter 1-3 : MKPC into the Dark World
Nudge : So we are 16. To prevent things to become messy, I think only 5 people should go to defeat Bowser. I want to kill him, I like killing people
Ashton : No problem but I'm not going there
Lely : If Nudge goes there I'll go there
Max : If Lely goes there I'll go there
Jey : And if Max goes there, I'll go there
Yascamer : Si Jey y va j'y vais aussi
*The 5 people went into Bowser's hallway and fell into the predictable trap. However, it still caused Lely to scream.*
Max : Here we are... that's pretty scary lol
Jey : Please save us from there 😱
Lely : D-Don't worry Jey. W-we got t-this.
Yascamer : lely pourquoi tu tremble
Nudge : We can even hear the Koopa's Road music playing in the background. It's fun
*The first platforming challenges were easy. Nudge was hopping from platform to platform, but Lely and Jey felt insecure about the platforms*
Lely : AAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭
Jey : Help 😭
Nudge : I wondered why Lely joined, because he knows he is such a crybaby
Lely : It was a sacrafise
Yascamer : Attention montez pas par la ça glisse
Nudge : Yes, it's better to be safe. I like deaths, but I don't really want you to die
Max : Beware, if you fall from these platforms, you risk injuries, broken bones, and even death
Lely : *crying and sobbing in fear*
Max : D-Don't cry Lely, it's okay
Nudge : I love when he is suffering
Jey : You are a psychopath
Nudge : I'm just being myself
Jey : And your self is a psychopath
Lely : THODE THINGS ARE GONNA ATTACK US WITH ELECTRICITY 😭😭😭😭
Max : Don't worry, we just have to dodge them,
they're not a big deal
Yascamer : Y a des Goombas et des cristaux
Jey : Cristals are not a risk and Goombas neither. Be careful to not touch them, or kick them
Lely : Look at the path, it's so thin, we're gonna fall 😭
Max : Not if we're careful. Don't worry Lely, look at the pipe instead. It means we're almost there
Lely : O-ok
*In the meanwhile*
VC : I hope they're doing fine
Lemon : I think they're doing fine. I'm just worried about Lely, since he is super sensitive
Chilli : We gotta talk with them Toads to see if they like Amogus BAHAHAAHAHAHAH
Quorzel : Are you mentally unstable
Chilli : No I'm not revive amogus hahaha hey
Ralsei : I like what you're saying. However, you act like a dying and drunk idiot
Popplio : You aren't better
Ralsei : Yes I'm better
Ashton : No you aren't you BITCH
Ralsei : SHUT IT UP NOW
MysteryMan : Please stop, you both. You are giving kindergarten vibes.
Master : Yeah, please stop. That Chocolate Lake song performed by Fudge Lake ft. Milk Lake is a banger, lemme listen to it peacefully.
*back to Dark World*
Lely : WHAT IS THAT PIPE ? 🥶
Nudge : The pipe that goes to Bowser's arena
Jey : I'm not going in there. *throws himself in the void*
Yascamer : Moi non plus
Lely : Guys NOOOOOO
Will Lely jump ? Will they succeed ? Will they defeat Bowser forever ?

To be continued...

🪦logic these days🪦

What is?

Why did 6 of them react with xd?

ok sure, but the point I'm trying to make, most people aren't mean to Ashton.

*sigh*... How to put this in a way where the I hate revive club won't bitch about me.....
No one is mean to you, why do you think that exactly?

Two words : Burning pipe

I love dogs 😭😭😭
Well I'm referencing one of your fanfics Nudve

Chapter 1-2 : Arrival at Peach's Castle
Nudge : I think we're done with our bags, we can go to Peach's Castle now
Daisy : I also own a big castle how about visiting it someday ?
Nudge : No problem, but we need to compete with them first
Luq : Why are we obligated to do this ?
Nudge : Because it's fun
Ashton : Blood isn't fun at all. It means someone is hurt.
Lely : Eh. I don't think there will be blood. Maybe a little, but it never hurts to fight with our own limits
Max : I agree.
Ashton : I bet you are an alt account Lely just made to agree with himself
Max : I'm a real person
Ralsei : What a dumbass
Luq : Nobody asked for this
Ralsei : I don't need askers to talk you disrespectful bitch
Master : But we don't need people who don't need askers for talking to not ask them to talk.
Ralsei : That's grammatically uncorrect. Go to school or don't talk to me.
Nudge : Shut up now. Let's go to Peach's Castle and stop arguing.
Popplio : I agree
Ralsei : I disagree
Popplio : I AGREE
Ralsei : I DISAGREE MORE
Popplio : I AGREE EVEN MORE---
Nudge : You are brats...
Jey : Guys, let's stop. Let's go to Peach's Castle instead
Ralsei : Fine you bitch
Jey : Don't be agressive, I did nothing to you
Ralsei : bitch isn't agressive. Everyone is a bitch except me.
Jey : You're really immature. Anyways let's make some progress
Nudge : But we simply have to jump in that warp pipe right there
Yascamer : Ça a l'air profond et terrifiant
Daisy : Indeed. I feel unsure about jumping in there.
Lely : There's no danger in there. I already entered it, you feel like you're doing paraglider
Ashton : This is too scary 😭
Lely : Ah, poor cutie is scared. Come in my arms.
Nudge : Uh... Since you're the one proposing it...
Don't forget I had a trauma with pipes
Lely : There's enough room in my arms
Nudge : I would have liked other arms, but that's fine
Max : This is just funny 😂
Ralsei : NOT FUNNY DIDNT LAUGH
Quorzel : You just got coconut mailed! Share this with your friends to totally coconut mall them !
Nudge : Never gonna give you up
Max : Never gonna let you down
Nudge : Never gonna tell a lie and kalimari desert you
Max : Never gonna make you cry
Nudge : Never gonna say goodbye
Max : Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Popplio : WATERPARK
Ralsei : REVIVE
Chilli : AMOGUS
Jey : What is going on ? ._.
Lely : People are messing around with their obsessions
Jey : Let's quit this mess, and actually let all of them arguing with themselves
Lely : Great idea, just taking Nudge and Ashton
*Lely took Nudge and Ashton in his arms, then them and Jey jumped*
Max : WAIT FOR ME !!!
MysteryMan : Me too. This mess is really a lot to handle.
*Max and MysteryMan jumped in the pipe*
Nudge : He's gonna crush us
Ashton : The fat ass Snorlax is gonna crush us ! HELP
Lely : Don't fat shame him or I'll hurt you forever
Ashton : 😭😭😭
Lely : Seems like you understood. No need to play with your hair everyday
Nudge : Lely takes the verb hurting to a whole new level
*the rest of the participants jumped into the pipe*
Lely : We're gonna bounce and we're gonna get out guys. Ready ?
Ashton : I'm ready 😭
*Lely, Ashton, Nudge, Max, MysteryMan bounced and got out of the pipe beautifully, like a firework. The rest arrived, looking like a bigger firework*
VC : Hello there
Lely : VC ???? WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE ?
VC : Don't you remember, I didn't want to participate to Danganronpa and I was left there. It's a pretty nice place but everything feels lonely, especially the castle.
Nudge : We're doing mild challenges now
VC : Then I'm joining
Nudge : No problem
*they entered Peach's Castle, but they heard a haunting laugh*
Bowser : Come to beat me before doing anything... BWAHAHAHAHAHA !
Ashton : HAAAAA 😭😭😭
Lely : Let's jump into the "dark world"
To be continued...

🚓Police are coming for Nudge🚓