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Whatever... anyways it's not a sex joke lmfao, you love him, like idk, I love BTS as an example
And no I'm not crushing on BTS lol

Nudge : I love Tenko. I just learnt about him and he loves blood as well. We should do something tonight

Arc 1 : Super Mario Kart PC 64
Chapter 2-1 : A brand new world
After discussing a bit, the squad decided who does what, considering every level of the 1st floor has been unlocked, and considering more people had join.
Bob-Omb Battlefield
King Bob-Omb on the summit : Max-Bros, VC
Racing with Koopa the Quick : mememo
Shoot to the Island in the Sky : Jey78
The eight red coins : Bj, Luq
Wing Mario flying : StarSplizz
Behind the Chain Chomp's gate : Nudge and Lely
Chip off Whomp's block : DaisyPeachandKeeby, Neon and Lemon
At the top of the Fortress : Master8
Shoot into the Wild Blue : Yascamer
Red coins on floating islands : KirbyBoy
Flying to the cage : Popplio
Blast Away the wall : MysteryMan
The others, who were Toad99 and Ashton would stay at the castle, while Chilli would unlock the wing cap for future missions (yes, StarSplizz is a Paratroopa so he doesn't needs that anyways)
Bob-Omb Battlefield
Max :  Let's go guys ! VC and me, as we decided previously, are heading to the summit. Take care of yourselves!
Nudge : T-The Chain Chomp is enormous 😭😭😭
Lely : Don't worry Nudge, we will get to him together. Good luck to the others!
StarSplizz : If I'm going to do the wing cap mission, then why I don't do the floating island mission while I'm there ?
Luq : Lely decided that since Jey and Yascamer left him, Max and Nudge alone in the dark world by giving up repeatedly, so they are both doing cannon missions, because if they were able to jump into the void, why wouldn't they be able to launch themselves into the sky?
StarSplizz : Fair point. *rises in the sky*
mememo : there's something I wonder about, where is gonna be the end of koopa the quick race if there is bob omb at the summit
Nudge : I see a flag from there, at the top of the rocky slope, which is also the rock that protects the star 6 from me and Lely
mememo : But it's clearly unfair, Koopa can walk on that slope and I can't
Nudge : Well let's be useful for the first time of your life.
VC : That was freaking rude
Lely : But it's a fact.
mememo : i'm being roasted rn
Jey78 : Only truth can hurt like this
Bj : Y'all are being savage
Jey78 : mememo is taking what he deserves, we are finally making a revenge against him
Bj : What ever let's do what we have to do here
Jey78 : Alright
*Something falls off from the sky*
StarSplizz : You guys haven't started yet ? I'm already done !
Nudge : Excuse me, but the powers your mech is giving to yourself are making you way stronger than you think
StarSplizz : I don't know if you are the standard or of you are truly snails. Anyways let's hurry.
Nudge looked ahead and saw Mememo struggling to take the shortcut KTQ was taking. He was trying to climb but KTQ was simply faster.
Koopa : What a dying snail
mememo : Have some respect, I'm not done
As if the Bob-Omb heard what mememo said, he started running and running to mememo, exploding on him, causing him to be launched in the pathway to the summit, right over the flag
Koopa : I see the snail got some luck
mememo had faint, but at the moment Koopa The Quick tried to reach the flag, he slipped and he got a very bad injury
Koopa : *Loud screams*
StarSplizz : I'm hearing the call of a friend *goes away*
In front of the cage...
Nudge : Lely, I just can't! 😭😭😭
Lely : Yes you can
Nudge : B-But t-the C-Chomp is s-so agressive!
Lely : Nudge, it's smiling. It's just begging for a hug
Nudge : I-I do not want to hug this thing 😭😭😭
In the meanwhile...
StarSplizz : mememo has injuried the Koopa ! I'm gonna kill him!
mememo : w-why aren't you n-nice
StarSplizz : SILENCE ! THE POOR KOOPA IS MUCH MORE INJURIED ! *grabs Mememo and puts him under the place where cannon bowls are falling*
mememo : NOOOO
*A bowl fell on Mememo's body, crushing him*
Back to Nudge and Lely...
Lely : My sixth sense is telling me a member has killed another member. Please just hug it Nudge.
Nudge : o-ok 😭😭😭
Nudge hugged the Chain Chomp. The (big) puppy licked Nudge, which caused Nudge to faint. He also broke his pillar off by biting it, and destroyed the cage, but also has gone in the background while crying.
Lely : CONGRATS NUDGE ! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU ! wait , where has the Chain Chomp gone ? Oh but Nudge fainted!  
Lely took Nudge in his backpack, and ran to the place where the Chain Chomp has gone.
Lely : Ok, what's going on here----- AAEEEE
Lely arrived to the place where the Chain Chomp was gone, and the puppy was crying for a reason : the horrifying sight of mememo's body crushed under a bowl. There wasn't any blood though, and mememo didn't look like if anything was broken in him, he was just flat.
Lely : Who did such an horrible thing ? mememo couldn't go to the---- but wait---- *faints as well*
Don't forget the others, they're important as well...
Jey78 : Time to launch myself into the skYYYYYYYYY
At the summit...
Max-Bros : Oh my god this thing is enormous
King Bob-Omb : Yes ! I'm so great! I'm so good !
VC : Maybe, but I would have imagined you in a better form. You're just a few circles after all.
King Bob-Omb : HOW DARE YOU DRESPECT-DISRESPECT THE GREAT GOD KING BOB OMB ! I SHOULD BE WORSHIPPED EVERYWHERE !
While King Bob-Omb was still bragging about how he deserved everything because he was so great, Max moved slowly, and he threw him on the ground.
King Bob-Omb : I. AM. MAAAAAAD !!!
KBO started running all over the place, without any intelligence, his moves didn't make any sense, and he finally stopped, to catch some breath, and VC took opportunity of this moment to grab him and then throw him on the ground as strongly as he could.
King Bob-Omb : *gibberish that didn't make any sense*
At this moment, the King Bob-Omb started to run to VC, and VC got threw by King Bob-Omb,  very strongly. He was injuried when he fell on the ground, and he wasn't able to stand up, even with Max's help, so Max was alone against a mad KBO.
Max : AAHHHHH !!!
Max ran a lot and then he realized a backflip, without even knowing he was able to do one, and he found himself in King Bob-Omb's back. He threw King Bob-Omb a last time on the ground, which caused King Bob-Omb to break completely, which caused a star to appear.
VC : i-i do not feel so well...
Max didn't want to go all the way down, but slowly a rock hill started to get out from the ground, creating a barrier, but also a river for them to get down peacefully.
Max : If Popplio was here he would have lived this
By the way, you may wonder if Luq and Bj were done by the time. Well they were, they just had to run to the star now. Also what about Jey ?
Jey78 : It's been at least 15 minutes since I'm here, but since it says I'm gonna die if I break the wrong box, I feel super insecure.
Let's try this one...
Jey happened to break the correct box, and used the cannon to go down.
Jey : Is everyone done ?
StarSplizz : I killed mememo, and I don't know where are Lely and Nudge, but I think all the others are done.
Bj : YOU KILLED MEMEMO ????
Jey78 : No. This is too much. He was very annoying but killing him is way too extreme. Tell me you're joking.
StarSplizz : I'm not joking. He injuried Koopa the Quick so bad and he whined. He dared asking for help while the poor Koopa needed more help.
Bj : Are you an idiot ? I saw Koopa the Quick slipping !
StarSplizz : You don't make any sense. And anyways, it's not like we will miss him.
Max : THAT IS ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE ! I HATE MEMEMO AS WELL BUT HE DIDNT DESERVE TO DIE ! PLUS KOOPA HAS SLIPPED BY HIS OWN ! AND HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT IT DOESNT MATTERS !
Luq : I'm sorry StarSplizz but we won't miss this side of you if you ever go back to your nice self.
Bj : Tbh, we won't miss you if you DIE if you keep killing other people. If you kill other people, you deserve the same thing.
Jey78 : I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE ! 👏
Max : You are an horrible person ! WHERE IS MEMEMO ! WHERE ARE LELY AND NUDGE ? DID YOU KILLED THEM AS WELL ? IF YOU KILLED THEM, IM GONNA KILL YOU !
StarSplizz : I don't have any clue about where they are !
Max ran to the summit, but he saw Lely and Nudge on the ground, then he thought StarSplizz had killed them as well, but when he cried in front of Lely, his tears acted like a calling to Lely and Nudge. So both woke up.
Lely : W-What happened
Max : You won't believe what happened ! COME HERE !
Nudge : I hope nobody has died. We aren't in a killing game, we don't need people to die.
Max : LOOK IN FRONT OF YOU
Nudge : I don't know, I fainted since the Chain Chomp licked me. Then I think Lely fainted because he saw a dead----- oh yeah. I haven't see that.
Lely : WHO DID THAT ?!
Max : As I said, follow me, I will show you who.
2 minutes later....
Lely : WHAAAAAT ??? HOW COULD YOU !!! I HATE YOU !!! ASSASSIN ! PSYCHOPATH !
StarSplizz : SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL YOU AS WELL !
Max : IF YOU KILL HIM ILL KILL YOU TOO !!!!
Every Bob-Omb Battlefield's player got warped in the castle, even mememo's corpse. Bj took him to the castle's lake, to clean him, and tried to revive him.
Toad99 : Do you guys need any help ?
Max : No, but we have much to say *stares at StarSplizz with a deadly stare*
Toad99 : Come on I'm listening. You can tell me everything.
Max : There is killers in us
Toad99 : WHAT
Hey, let's see what Whomp's Fortress squad is doing !
DaisyPeachandKeeby : I hope the Bob-Omb Battlefield squad is doing well, I'm kinda worried about them. Something is telling me they aren't doing fine...
Ralsei : They're weak bitches. Our squad is more powerful, he is better, we will get better results. We already crushed King Whomp out of this world, and the others are doing fine I think.
Lemon : Please don't call them bitches. And I don't think a squad is specifically better than the other, it's not a competition, it's just teamwork
On the top of Whomp's Fortress...
Master8 : I was waiting for them to beat King Bob-Omb, but now I can climb the Fortress.
Master8 jumped from platform to platform without too much problems. He used his mech to become smaller, so the small platforms weren't an issue to him. He reached the top of the Fortress easily and brought another star for the squad.
Yascamer : I am pretty scared, because I went to the place where the star is, and if I don't launch myself properly, I'm gonna end up in the void. WAIT HOW DID I TALK IN ENGLISH ?
Yascamer launched himself and, while he was screaming, he still launched himself in the right place. He grabbed the third star, while KirbyBoy was already coming back from the red coin star.
Popplio : I forgot where the owl is... Oh KirbyBoy and Yascamer are back ! Let's go, we are soon done with this world ! Let's see if the owl is hiding in this tree...
Owl : YOU JUST WOKE ME UP ! YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDER !
Popplio : Please, can you offer me a ride ? I'll be very grateful.
The owl and Popplio flied around, then Popplio, while he was afraid, decided to let the owl fly away, while falling. He fell inthe right place, but he slipped on the top of the cage, and after one second, his hands were the only thing which were touching the cage now.
Popplio : a-a-ahh...
His hands were slowly slipping as well, and he was now about to fall off. However, he managed to grab the other side of the cage with his legs, and he managed to get back on the tiny cage, then he broke the block which was preventing him to reach the star, and he grabbed the star, then a waterslide appeared.
Popplio : WHAT ? SO DOPE !!!
When he arrived at the starting area, everybody was there, with their stars. So everybody got warped to the castle.
Max : You are back guys ! Was it easy for you ? On our side, there was killing *throwing a death stare at StarSplizz yet again*
Ralsei : Oh, it was hard for you ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! Bob-Omb Battlefield is easier, yet we did it super easily ! There was no problem on our side ! Y'll are weak bitches !
Nudge : Ralsei please stop being so obnoxious. This is not a competition,  it's teamwork.
Ralsei : NO ! ITS COMPETITION ! YOU JUST DONT WANT TO ADMIT IT BECAUSE YOURE WEAK !!! BAHAHAHAHAHA !
Bj : I'm just coming back with an alive mememo
mememo : STARSPLIZZ ! WHY DID YOU DO THAT !
StarSplizz : You just took what you deserved ! I DONT CARE AT ALL IF YOU ARE HURT !
Max : HE IS ALIVE AND YOU'RE WHINING ? YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE !
StarSplizz : STOP SWEARING !
Lely : WE ARE SWEARING BECAUSE IT'S APPROPRIATE IN THIS SITUATION!
StarSplizz : IM GONNA KILL YOU A SECOND TIME MEMEMO !
Luq : Please STOP
Lemon : Agreed
MysteryMan : Yeah. This is enough. I've always been a Koopa, or a Dry Bones in my early days, and you're RUINING OUR
IMAGE ! And I'm not even talking about the fact you almost killed someone, thats HORRIBLE !
Chilli : AHHH !
Ralsei : WHAT HAPPENED, ONE OF THE STUPIDEST BITCH AROUND HERE ?
Chilli : I just brought someone called FieryToad. He told me he was a Toad who once tried to get the Wing Cap, but the switch disappeared and he was stucked here for years !!!
FieryToad : Hello everyone!--- wait, what's happening? Sounds like we arrived at the wrong moment...
Max : I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE ! *kicks SS in the head*
At this moment, StarSplizz felt weird, he couldn't explain what he was feeling. He saw all his life playing in front of him, then the scene where he caused harm to mememo played again, but black flashlights appeared sometimes. It showed a carmine color all over the scene. Then he saw the current moment, where Max was crying because he was guilty of kicking StarSplizz but at the same time he was too mad at StarSplizz to hold this any more ; everything was blurry, he didn't know if Max made him blind ; Lely was completely going crazy, he was crying, screaming and bonking is head against the walls while mememo was still too angry to say anything to StarSplizz. Nudge was standing there and he just looked annoyed. MysteryMan looked at StarSplizz with an angry stare, but he looked a bit concerned since SS looked completely empty and blank, and wasn't saying anything. The vision became more and more blurry, with Ralsei going crazy, screaming the word bitch all around the castle, while Lemon was somehow rapping what he thought in Japanese. That was the real scene, but that looked like a nightmare. Suddenly, he started to think everybody was going completely crazy due to his actions. Popplio just fainted for no reason ; while VC was painting the castle walls with any color he could find. Chilli was laughing like a psychopath, FieryToad thought he was Spider-Toad from Super Mario 63, for some reason. Toad99 was screaming Rayman, and was "singing" Rayman soundtracks. Suddenly he started to cry uncontrollably, which caused every MKPCian to go back to their normal selves.
Max : Don't fake a cry ! I admit I was rude but you deserved it.
Lely : I don't think he's faking it. To be honest, I have my own theory about this stupid mess.
Nudge : Go ahead Lely. I'm a genius and I still haven't figured out any logic explanation to this. I'm overthinking it so go ahead, tell us
Lely : You remember that cursed key ? Well, I think it had more effects than simply stucking us in a black room with a stupid yellow head.  First off, look at what we became for a second. It's the fault of the cursed key. We completely went crazy for a second, just because StarSplizz was going crazy himself. And his mind might have been possessed. StarSplizz is usually very nice. When you think about it in a rational way, it's impossible that StarSplizz did that
Nudge : So ?
Lely : He has been possessed.
Every other MKPCian screamed "Ooh." They were clear lyrics startled by what Lely was assuming.
Anyways, is Lely theory true ? And if StarSplizz has truly been possessed, who possessed him ? Well discover than soon in...
MKPC Archipel
End of episode 2-1
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This episode took like more than 2 hours, I'd almost say more. It took a lot of time but I was in a car trop so anyways it was preventing me from getting bored. However it's still a lot of work. And for this episode, I clearly did what I could, I offered the best I can offer, and I gave my everything, so I hope you will enjoy it.