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Wii in 2012

What did he ever do to you? chain :koopa: to him

I main as Toad! :troll:

And I thought he was a 5 year old :troll:

I always wondered if you were actually 58

Wait why is your girlfriend 12? Isn't that pedo-----a? 🤨

There's nothing cool about me except I am good at math. 😔

What the [redacted] how did this blow up when none of my posts earlier didn't blow up. I guess as a 2019er who made an account in 2020 I am a semi OG since I have more experience than most players but a baby changing diapers in comparison to Wargor

I just wanna know since I joined in 2019/2020

Testimesout33

Shuddup Gary.
Anyways, testimesout33 is my rblx, but its inactive

TOTAL DRAMA!

My opinions on EVERY SINGLE Mario Kart!

1. SNES
It was a good Mario Kart for it's time, instead of usually 1 map and 1 cup NES racers, it had 8 maps and 4 cups, and (although executed poorly) had items! This is why it got hyped.
2. N64
Going from SNES to N64 was so different, now every map was unique, and the items and CPUs were even more fun to play around with.
3. GBA
For the first handheld Mario Kart, this is the 2000s dialect of SNES and it had 20 maps! WOW! and had all the SNES tracks! WOW! Yeah, it was also great for it's time(honestly the old Mario Kart's were better, fight me)
4. GCN
Now we have two people racing together, the best character roster and snaking. This game was broken and poorly executed for it's time, along with the Gamecube being the "failed" Nintendo console, Double Dash didn't sell well. If it was a Wii game, it would be as excessively hyped as Wii
5. Arcade
The arcade games had mission mode, but they only had 6 maps, and for an arcade game, that was fine. But the later arcade games became more and more annoying(practically I had to mute the machine) I just gave up :/.
6. DS
The one that started the modern Mario Karts! Now Battle Mode is peak enjoyment(8 Deluxe also had a good Battle Mode), and the Kart stats made a difference! Though retro tracks were poorly executed, as the Double Dash charm was lost, and the entertaining(but annoying) CPUs are weak as hell, so the boring tracks we thought as fun in the 90s are now boring. Where's the action? The nitro tracks, they were ... interesting(figure 8 circuit, i am speaking sarcasm. This game was the only game to contain the worst track of all time. It was NES racers bad). Most Nitro tracks are enjoyable/underrated(e.g. Desert Hills, Bowser's Castle), whereas a few bad apples(e.g. The circuit tracks) not so much. Mission mode was also a gamebreaker sadly only appearing in this Mario Kart. Though this game gets respect, as this is Bandy's favorite Mario Kart, and we can see why.
Wii
My favorite Mario Kart, all the Mario Karts after this is mediocre tbh.
This Mario kart fixed their retro tracks(except DK mountain, but it isn't that horrible, right? ) and the nitro tracks were all BANGERS it was hard to pick out a bad track(even the SNES track were enjoyable). The battle mode was fun as well. The controls were a bit funny(tricking with the d-pad? why not the drift button like in modern mario karts?), and it took hard work to unlock everything, and you even had to do good in time trials as well(unlike the previous Mario Kart's where only the GP's matter). The items were also good. I won't talk about CTGP as this game is enjoyable without CTGP (sorry Troy and NuoKart/Mayro)
3DS
This game is garbage! The character roster was stupid(they scrapped out toadette, dry bones, king boo, bowser jr, especially waluigi!) and like the other 3DS games, this one was also a downgrade to previous mario karts. No bikes, the Wii tracks lost their charm(especially Koopa Cape and Mushroom Gorge -_- ), the battle mode got down graded, and no VS mode. What were they attempting? Super Mario Kart for the 2010s? *facepalm*
WiiU/Switch
They are the same game, no cap. The character roster is mediocre, the bikes are back, and now there is so many tracks it gives me a headache what to play. The battle mode was nonexistent in the WiiU, it was the only good thing in the Switch. and BCP is honestly importing Mario Kart Tour tracks in the Switch. I'm not paying for that bull crap, when I can pull out my iPhone and play the same tracks on my phone.
Home Circuit
It was an interesting concept! I actually liked it. Since I had a bunch of unused legos, now time to use them! Though why is Moo Moo Meadows and Koopalings always there? O_O
Tour
And the biggest female dog of them all! This was Mario Kart 7 but even more downgraded, and was Super Mario Kart of the phone, just messed up. like fu**

Welp, sorry for swearing, I don't wanna get banned for expressing my opinions, but here you go

Wii

3.. 2.. 1.. My opinions are far more controversial than yours

1. Mario Kart 7, 8, and 8 Deluxe are absolute garbage. They lost the essence of what made Mario Kart Mario Kart. The items are now controlled

2. Super Mario Kart is underrated. All the special items are just banana variants, and the AI isn't that bad at all

3. I actually like Mario Kart 64's rubber banding. In this game, two naughty racers give you a tough time while the other 5 are slow as heck

4. I actually like the Thundercloud because I can just pass it to someone else and ignore the thing in the first place. Though I agree, it's poorly executed

5. The Mega Mushroom, Super Horn, Tanooki Tail, and Piranha Plant are all useless items, when the Star and Mushroom 's purpose was that.

6. I find the Bullet Bill bad. It is very controversial, but it's just a star but a bigger hit box and more time.

7. I absolutely hate Maple Treeway. The turns are too sharp to be enjoyable and that ruins the track

8. I believe 3DS Rainbow Road is just as bad as WiiU Rainbow Road. Like I said earlier, they aren't pure.

9. I don't find the Vanilla blocks in Vanilla lakes a hindarence at all. I actually like them because they make the track more fun, like it gives you a sense of accomplishment if you don't hit one of them

10. Funky Kong is the worst heavyweight character in Mario Kart Wii. Nintendo needed a filler character and y'all obsessed with him because of the speed stat

11. I love Luigi Circuit. Like if it's so bad, it's done in like a minute, and the end is the best section

12. I believe Mushroom Gorge, Koopa Troopa Beach, DS Bowser's Castle, Mushroom City, Yoshi Valley and Ice Ice Outpost to be the best tracks. There is lots of risk and reward going on in these tracks, and lots of decision making, along with tough shortcuts(except the mobile floor with the lava in Bowser's Castle; that's easy), that made you feel a sense of satisfaction when you beat the AI.

13. The only good rainbow road is the Super Circuit one, because in my opinion, a good track is a good track if it contains tons of decision making. All the other rainbow roads force you to take the same path over and over again. Bruhh..

Idk I am just following everyone else

Rip

waluigi pinball imo is 3/5. Good track. the only one star ratings I'd give is f8 circuit and DS baby park. And now let's analyze some disliked "bad" tracks.

1. DS Yoshi Falls. I like it because it's a mini-adventure, like you go across a canyon around a lake, and the Wii version was better because you can trick off the bridge.

2. All the SNES and GBA tracks. Just because it's flat doesn't mean it's boring. I like SNES BC2 because it's a unique track.

3. N64 Sherbet land isn't that annoying tbh.

4. Same goes for GC sherbet land

5. Luigi Circuit Wii's a banger(or is it just me because of nostalgia? This was my first video game soooo)

Imagine thinking I was a waluigi pinball hater. 💀

Like the only bad track is Figure 8 Circuit and DS baby park. Pretty much every other track has at least a decent amount of enjoyability.