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Could you drop the Rasta? And highest recorded IQ is only 238, 450 is literally impossible

I'm not a Rasta

Wait, then what the hell is this? If you're new, you wouldn't need another chance, you'd have a clean sheet.

You sure? That's a big coincidence then. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
Also, why did you cancel the race?

I don't think you're fooling anyone. You shoulda said nothing, they'd never know unless they specifically started looking.
And you joined today. How would you know enough about somebody in a day to call them a "soldier"? They'd need to be an incredibly shallow individual.

On lap two, it's this disgusting looking twilight all purple colour. It's only night on lap 3 iirc.

Let's be honest, the purple sky woulda been hella ugly anyways.

Anyway, turns out that Mario Kart 8 wasn't made to support dynamic lighting like that, & it's pretty tough to add in. Unlike the Coconut Mall cars, this would actually take a ton of effort to fix; probably too much for a $25 DLC.

Honestly, now there's no cop-out excuse for y'all to hide behind for Sunset Wilds. It's a big W.

Ounce for Ounce, Pound for Pound?
Wave 4 & Wave 5 are tied for the best.
Wave 1 had 7 lackluster tracks
Wave 2 brought that down to 5 lackluster tracks
Wave 3 brought that down to 3 lackluster tracks
Wave 4 & 5 only have 1 lame course each

Other people seem to be having the same misconceptions that older Pokemon fans have: the newer versions are worse. When in reality, it's not that they're alot worse, you're just not a fucking toddler anymore.

For example, if you were like "Sunset Wilds is trash, but the sun setting makes it bareable" then the issue is with YOU. You've allowed yourself to take the sun setting as a cop-out for how bad it has always been.
Same for Koopa Cape: "The track is ugly" well no shit, it always was. Boot up your Wii right now & tell me that shit is pretty.

"Moonview Highway is too easy" Did we.....play the same game? Too much online, it seems, to legit make you think it was challenging.

It's not that it's really worse, you just don't have the same 7 year old thoughts that you've carried through your entire life  about them, up until now.

Anyways, really good wave. Only drawback is the shitty GBA track, which, in fairness, was expected, so you can say that both Wave's 4 & 5 are perfect.

You can't change characters for a single cup, I don't think. It needs to be a multicup for that.

The same way you can't change the cup icon when only one, you can't change characters.

I didn't really want to sit here and list 'em all, if you know what I mean. I could, I guess...
Castlevania 4
Megaman X
Super Metroid
Monster Hunter Rise
Xenoblade 2
Smash Ultimate
Smash 4
Amazing Mirror
Fire Emblem (Blazing Blade)
Path of Radiance
Origami King
Sonic Frontiers
Pokemon Scarlet & Violet
Advance Wars 1,2 & 3
Pokemon Black 2/White 2
Xenoblade 1 DE
Yoshi's Crafted World
Street Fighter 3
Bayonetta 1,2 & 3
Street Fighter 2
Tropical Freeze
DKC 1,2 & 3
DKC Returns
Kirby Super Star
Forgotten Land
Mario Strikers 1(The only GOOD one)
Engage, Three Houses
Sonic Mania
Twilight Princess
Skyward Sword
Ocarina of Time
Majora's Mask
Link's Awakening
F-ZERO 1
Star Fox 2
Prime 1,2 & 3
Breath of the Wild....

Metroid Fusion
Metroid Prime 2
Kirby Planet Robobot
Kirby Return to Dream Land Deluxe
Xenoblade Chronicles 3
Splatoon 3
We only enjoy good games in these parts

The second two aren't hot takes. And technically, Mario Kart Wii did not introduce Rainbow Road(yes, I know what you meant)

Idk man, we have 20 years of sales reports to prove this shit ain't worth it. Maybe they'll prove me wrong in November, but to say a substantial amount of people want Mario RPGs is definitely not true so far, and I'll be very damn sure to say so.

Casuals don't agree with me, they just don't agree with the RPGs. There's a difference.
In that case, fans cope too often and should accept reality(ie their favorite games r ass)

Hello? These games make no money. Like it or not, the general public ain't interested, and the general public is everyone. Does changing it to "almost everyone" make you feel better?  Kingdom Battle hit big, for real, and then Sparks of Hope, did poorly. If something coming off a massive success fails, what makes you think the remake of this bootleg Final Fantasy game is gonna make numbers? M&L dudes literally went bankrupt, original PM failed horribly, Mario + Rabbids seems to have died off, everyone knows that "no one", aka casuals, want it. We can come back to this in November if you feel like, to see how this goes. But Mario RPG will finally die after this, it's been a long time coming. RIPBOZO, won't be missed.
Anyway, the Sonic comparison doesn't work. Everyone universally loved Sonic Mania. They couldn't not love it, after a decade of shit Sonic. Not everyone loved Mario RPG, and again, "everyone" is the general public, the people who put others in power, the people who are affected by everything around them, the people who don't have 100% of their day to spend on gaming. If they don't want it, then it's not worth making.

Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon is not that bad
NSMB games were night and day, and if you couldn't differentiate between them you need glasses
Every Mario Kart looks like vomit
Mario Strikers Charged is fake Strikers, GCN & Battle League are the REAL Strikers games, we don't accept that BS in the Strikers Family

The first 2 Paper Mario games are just as bad as Sticker Star and Color Splash, Super and Origami King are the only ones worth playing.

All these Mario RPG series are garbage and I hope that once this Mario RPG remake flops Nintendo give the fuck up already, clearly nobody wants these things

Minus world is pretty meh now, SMW credits better.
Also 64 DS