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7708 pts ★ RacerOn 2025-07-08 at 22:07:18
Episode 1: How to win a race?
list of current participants:
https://ibb.co/4nf90KLW
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it is the beginning of a new era. Sign ups are being sent for racers who would like to participate this season. But there are 2 racers who i'd like to mention. Joshy and Yoshi.
*at home enjoying summer*
Joshy: AND THEN HE TRIPPED DOWN THE STAIRS
Yoshi: I SAW!!
*Joshy's mom from downstairs*
Julia: Hey Yoshi, Joshy! I think y'all would wanna see this!
TV: MKPC is open for July! Sign-ups are open now! Sign up today to participate in the Mario Kart PC group! There will be fun, friends, and obviously...RACING! Come on down to MKPC Central to sign up today!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in shcok and happiness
both: YEAAAHHHHHH!!!
Julia: Get my keys Joshy!
in the car
Joshy: I cannot wait to see my friends again! I really do hope most of them stayed.
Yoshi: Y'know, last season went by so fast. I remember we'd fight all the time.
Joshy: And that sleepover we had at my place!
Yoshi: That was lit bro.
Julia: We're here! Joshy do you think you can go on y'all's own?
Joshy: Yeah ma! Don't worry! I'm getting older
enters
Yoshi: Wowwww, just like last season.
Joshy: And Mimi's still working here!
walks towards the signup desk
Mimi: Oh are you here for the Mario Kart group?
both: yes!
Mimi: Oh right! I remember y'all! Always fightin *chuckles* Anyways here's the sign up sheet.
Yoshi: Oh...this one is...different.
Mimi: Yes! Because you guys participated last season, you guys have different questions and more options on the sheet! Head to the room west.
Joshy: Okay, thanks!
filling out form
Yoshi: Im done.
Joshy: Damn bro I just started!
And someone else enters the building. Who could that be?
Jay: Could I get a sign up form please?
*Joshy and Yoshi looking from the room*
Joshy: Yooo its Jay!
Yoshi: I thought he'd take a break.
Jay enters
Jay: JOSHY?
Joshy: YOSHI?
Yoshi: JOSHY?
Joshy: JAY?
Jay: YOSHI?!
Yoshi: JOSHY?!?
*they all jump in excitement*
Jay: I'm so happy to see yall here! How's yall's summer so far?
Yoshi: Amazing.
Joshy: Awesome! By the way what cups do you think we are doing this season?
Jay: Can't tell, its a secret for these people who are reading these letters that have been typed from the owner of this fanfic.
Yoshi: Huh?
Jay: 'nun
they all finish signing up and head outside
Joshy: You guys wanna race at the practice site?
Joshy: Bet.
Jay: Ey, y'all going down twin.
Joshy: This track is just a small oval but, whatever!
they hop into the karts
Jay: 3
Yoshi: 2
Joshy: 1
All: GO!
Jay: *drifts*
Joshy: *gets item box* No item? Ugh.
Yoshi: *zooms past with mushroom*
Jay: No!
*ZOOM!*
Jay: *gets item box and gets a red shell* Ima hold this.
Yoshi: *yoshi destroys with star*
Jay: Hey!
FINAL LAP!
Joshy: *in last* Hah! I got a bullet bill! I can use this to steal 1st!
little does Joshy know, Yoshi has been holding his shock item.
SHOCK!
Joshy: NO!
1st: Yoshi
2nd: Jay
3rd: Yoshi
Jay: Hey good game yall. I'll see y'all tomorrow, i think more people gonna be here.
Joshy: Hey Yoshi? How do you win a race?
Yoshi: I dunno, hold your shock in secret after being in last to ruin someones plan of using a bullet bill to steal 1st and brag about how they won
Joshy: Right...
EPISODE 2! Coming soon...
list of current participants:
https://ibb.co/4nf90KLW
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it is the beginning of a new era. Sign ups are being sent for racers who would like to participate this season. But there are 2 racers who i'd like to mention. Joshy and Yoshi.
*at home enjoying summer*
Joshy: AND THEN HE TRIPPED DOWN THE STAIRS
Yoshi: I SAW!!
*Joshy's mom from downstairs*
Julia: Hey Yoshi, Joshy! I think y'all would wanna see this!
TV: MKPC is open for July! Sign-ups are open now! Sign up today to participate in the Mario Kart PC group! There will be fun, friends, and obviously...RACING! Come on down to MKPC Central to sign up today!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in shcok and happiness
both: YEAAAHHHHHH!!!
Julia: Get my keys Joshy!
in the car
Joshy: I cannot wait to see my friends again! I really do hope most of them stayed.
Yoshi: Y'know, last season went by so fast. I remember we'd fight all the time.
Joshy: And that sleepover we had at my place!
Yoshi: That was lit bro.
Julia: We're here! Joshy do you think you can go on y'all's own?
Joshy: Yeah ma! Don't worry! I'm getting older
enters
Yoshi: Wowwww, just like last season.
Joshy: And Mimi's still working here!
walks towards the signup desk
Mimi: Oh are you here for the Mario Kart group?
both: yes!
Mimi: Oh right! I remember y'all! Always fightin *chuckles* Anyways here's the sign up sheet.
Yoshi: Oh...this one is...different.
Mimi: Yes! Because you guys participated last season, you guys have different questions and more options on the sheet! Head to the room west.
Joshy: Okay, thanks!
filling out form
Yoshi: Im done.
Joshy: Damn bro I just started!
And someone else enters the building. Who could that be?
Jay: Could I get a sign up form please?
*Joshy and Yoshi looking from the room*
Joshy: Yooo its Jay!
Yoshi: I thought he'd take a break.
Jay enters
Jay: JOSHY?
Joshy: YOSHI?
Yoshi: JOSHY?
Joshy: JAY?
Jay: YOSHI?!
Yoshi: JOSHY?!?
*they all jump in excitement*
Jay: I'm so happy to see yall here! How's yall's summer so far?
Yoshi: Amazing.
Joshy: Awesome! By the way what cups do you think we are doing this season?
Jay: Can't tell, its a secret for these people who are reading these letters that have been typed from the owner of this fanfic.
Yoshi: Huh?
Jay: 'nun
they all finish signing up and head outside
Joshy: You guys wanna race at the practice site?
Joshy: Bet.
Jay: Ey, y'all going down twin.
Joshy: This track is just a small oval but, whatever!
they hop into the karts
Jay: 3
Yoshi: 2
Joshy: 1
All: GO!
Jay: *drifts*
Joshy: *gets item box* No item? Ugh.
Yoshi: *zooms past with mushroom*
Jay: No!
*ZOOM!*
Jay: *gets item box and gets a red shell* Ima hold this.
Yoshi: *yoshi destroys with star*
Jay: Hey!
FINAL LAP!
Joshy: *in last* Hah! I got a bullet bill! I can use this to steal 1st!
little does Joshy know, Yoshi has been holding his shock item.
SHOCK!
Joshy: NO!
1st: Yoshi
2nd: Jay
3rd: Yoshi
Jay: Hey good game yall. I'll see y'all tomorrow, i think more people gonna be here.
Joshy: Hey Yoshi? How do you win a race?
Yoshi: I dunno, hold your shock in secret after being in last to ruin someones plan of using a bullet bill to steal 1st and brag about how they won
Joshy: Right...
EPISODE 2! Coming soon...
Can't wait for the next episode lol btw this could be interesting and mostly because we do not know which cup it's going to be but i think it could be maybe Wii's flower cup or maybe Ds's Flower cup i may be wrong but i'll just guess
2On 2025-06-23 at 19:06:57
I Would Like To Still Be On The Fanfic Since I've Got To Appear In The 3rd Race Of Season 1 So I'll Want To Be Here Again!
(btw i won't change my name, color and personality)
(btw i won't change my name, color and personality)
1On 2025-05-30 at 22:58:39
Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d
Episode 6 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
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in the locker, 10 minute break before the final race of the Mushroom Cup
Joshy: That race was wild, remember when we were taunting at the line? That was so funny!
Yoshi: I know right? *laughing* and that Ossama guy came in late and carried?
Ossama: Oh...it's nothing.
UK: Which track are we doing today anyway?
August: I think it was a land full of shy guys and stuf...shy guy hazard? Shy guy bastard? Oh! It was Shy Guy Bazaar!
WorldRecord: We need to make a plan!
12 minutes pass and 3 minutes remain until the final race
Joshy: I think we should get going for the race, Ima go get changed
UK: Same.
Sebastian: This gonna be sick!
after changing they head down to the race track
*crowd cheering*
Announcement: Welcome to the final race of the 3DS Mushroom Cup! Today we will be racing on the Shy Guy Bazaar! Be careful, the shy guys get a little aggressive when new-comers step on their territory, but mostly they're friendly little guys!
Limey: Hey August, do you think we gon' win this race?
August: Yeah!
they walk into their karts
Joshy: Yo guys, i got a plan!
*Sebastian, UK, WorldRecord, August, Ossama, Yoshi ask what*
Joshy: That Pro Karter is on to something crazy, he wants to see us lose and cry, so let's try to try to drive in a wall formation while keeping our defense items on the back of our karts!
Sebastian: Thats heck of an idea!
UK: Damn bro, that's actually a good plan.
they get set up
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?!
Pro Karters: YEAH!
Team None: YES!
Lakitu: On your marks, get set....GO!!!
ZOOM!!!
Joshy: Wall formation!
their racing line forms a wall
Pro Karter #1: What the hell is this?
shy guy walking
La la la la la~. *sees kart*
UK: OH SHIT!! *swerves*
Shy Guy: AHHHHHH!!! *covers*
UK: *drives to shy guy* aw you poor thing, are you ok?
Shy Guy: Y-yes... thank you
UK: You look bored! Wanna hop in?
Shy Guy: Yeah!
a shy guy watches from the distance and mistakes hopping in for a ride for being kidnapped
Shy Guy: Oh no! He's being kidnapped! I need to go tell General Guy!
UK and Shy Guy
*catches up to the front pack*
Joshy: Hey UK, OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!
*frowns*
UK: Hey! He's not no thing, he's a Shy Guy!
Shy Guy: hi...
Yoshi: AWWW! YOU'RE SUCH A CUTIE!!
Sebastian: What's all the commotion? OH MY GOSH! AREN'T YOU SUCH A CUTIE
WorldRecord: What what? Lemme see too! *looks* AWWWWWWWW!!!!
Pro Karter #1: Hah! They're so distracted by that ugly thing, I can catch them off guard, and they don't know I have a formation plan too! Team! RELEASE THE RED SHELLS!
back with team none
August: Uhm...guys? Look behind you
Joshy: Oh shit! DEFENSE WALL FORMATION!
they block the red shells!
Joshy: See! My plans always work
Lakitu: SECOND LAP!
Ossama: Do y'all hear that? Or am I tripping?
General Guy: GIVE BACK MY SHY GUY!
AHHHHH!
UK: Okay. Which of you bitches decided to snitch?
Shy Guy: I did!! driving his little streetle
UK: You little BITCH!! *throws his red shell backwards*
Shy Guy: *dodges by swerving* Hey! Don't waste items now! *smirking*
UK: GRRRRRRR
Ossama: GUYS GENERAL GUY IS RIGHT THERE!
General Guy: RELEASE THE POW BLOCKS!!
BOOM!!!
Stella: What the heck is going on in the front? Ima go check it out! *zooms past*
Announcement: What is going on with the race?
Nommanic: Stella wait! Im coming too!
front pack
Shy Guy: Oh no! What have I done?!
UK: No no! Don't worry! I actually don't know how to stop this...
Yoshi: I got it! Give me the shy guy!
UK: *hands shy guy*
Yoshi: Thank you, MR GENERAL GUY!! HERE IS YOUR SHY GUY!! Be safe little guy!
Shy Guy: You too!
Yoshi: *they drive off* See! That was easy!
Ossama: Uhm, He's still chasing us.
birdo appears out of no where and starts shooting eggs
UK: WHAT THE HELL?! CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
WorldRecord: I think I get it! Since Shy Guys first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 2 that's why birdo was able to spawn, and shy guys have a master, which is General Guy who appeared in Paper Mario 64! So that means...WE NEED TO BEAT THE BOSSES IN THE GAME BUT...I don't have an NES or an N64.
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!!
Yoshi: Lucky for you I got a whole game set up in my kart! Hurry up it's the final lap!
starts up Mario Bros 2
Yoshi: HURRY UP AND BEAT BIRDO!!
UK: AHHH SHE'S SHOOTING EGGS!!
Sebastian: Well you're lucky they didn't break
.
UK: Oh
He makes it to the birdo stage
WorldRecord: So I have to grab her eggs and throw them back!
beats birdo
WorldRecord: YES! Got it!
*birdo disappears*
WorldRecord: Now give me the Nintendo 64!
Yoshi: SHIT! HE'S SENDING A BUNCH OF HIS SHY GUYS
WorldRecord: IM GOING!!
Joshy: AHHHHHHH!!! ITS ALMOST THE END OF THE RACE!! HURRY!!!!!!
August: YOU STUPID LITTLE SHY GUYS!! GET OFF ME!!
WorldRecord:
General Guy: AHHHHHHHHH ILL COME BACK FOR YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!
Lakitu: Race finished!
Results:
1. Yoshi
2. WorldRecord
3. Ossama
4.UK
5. August
6. Joshy
7. Stella
8. Nommanic
9. Sebastian
10. Zach
11. Miku
12. Max
13. Coolmonkey
14. Limey
15. Marcelo
WorldRecord: WE DID IT! I mean, I did it.
Yoshi: *in shock* OH? YOU MEAN WE DID IT?! Without me what would you use to stop them? Hmmm?
WorldRecord: Yeah..
Shy Guy: You saved us! Y'all did it!
August: Yeah!
UK: Amazing!
Joshy: Awesome!
Ossama: We did it!
Announcement: Well folks that the end of the Grand Prix! We hope you enjoyed the Grand Prix! This was a fun event to host! We will now hand the trophy to the winning team.
Announcer: Here is your trophy.
UK: WOOHOO!
Joshy: YEAHH!!!!
YOSHI: WE ROCK!
OSSAMA: WE'RE THE BEST!
WorldRecord: YES!!!
Coolmonkey: WE DID IT!!!
Stay tuned for "Episode 7: Rainbow Riot"
Episode 6 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
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in the locker, 10 minute break before the final race of the Mushroom Cup
Joshy: That race was wild, remember when we were taunting at the line? That was so funny!
Yoshi: I know right? *laughing* and that Ossama guy came in late and carried?
Ossama: Oh...it's nothing.
UK: Which track are we doing today anyway?
August: I think it was a land full of shy guys and stuf...shy guy hazard? Shy guy bastard? Oh! It was Shy Guy Bazaar!
WorldRecord: We need to make a plan!
12 minutes pass and 3 minutes remain until the final race
Joshy: I think we should get going for the race, Ima go get changed
UK: Same.
Sebastian: This gonna be sick!
after changing they head down to the race track
*crowd cheering*
Announcement: Welcome to the final race of the 3DS Mushroom Cup! Today we will be racing on the Shy Guy Bazaar! Be careful, the shy guys get a little aggressive when new-comers step on their territory, but mostly they're friendly little guys!
Limey: Hey August, do you think we gon' win this race?
August: Yeah!
they walk into their karts
Joshy: Yo guys, i got a plan!
*Sebastian, UK, WorldRecord, August, Ossama, Yoshi ask what*
Joshy: That Pro Karter is on to something crazy, he wants to see us lose and cry, so let's try to try to drive in a wall formation while keeping our defense items on the back of our karts!
Sebastian: Thats heck of an idea!
UK: Damn bro, that's actually a good plan.
they get set up
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?!
Pro Karters: YEAH!
Team None: YES!
Lakitu: On your marks, get set....GO!!!
ZOOM!!!
Joshy: Wall formation!
their racing line forms a wall
Pro Karter #1: What the hell is this?
shy guy walking
La la la la la~. *sees kart*
UK: OH SHIT!! *swerves*
Shy Guy: AHHHHHH!!! *covers*
UK: *drives to shy guy* aw you poor thing, are you ok?
Shy Guy: Y-yes... thank you
UK: You look bored! Wanna hop in?
Shy Guy: Yeah!
a shy guy watches from the distance and mistakes hopping in for a ride for being kidnapped
Shy Guy: Oh no! He's being kidnapped! I need to go tell General Guy!
UK and Shy Guy
*catches up to the front pack*
Joshy: Hey UK, OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!
*frowns*
UK: Hey! He's not no thing, he's a Shy Guy!
Shy Guy: hi...
Yoshi: AWWW! YOU'RE SUCH A CUTIE!!
Sebastian: What's all the commotion? OH MY GOSH! AREN'T YOU SUCH A CUTIE
WorldRecord: What what? Lemme see too! *looks* AWWWWWWWW!!!!
Pro Karter #1: Hah! They're so distracted by that ugly thing, I can catch them off guard, and they don't know I have a formation plan too! Team! RELEASE THE RED SHELLS!
back with team none
August: Uhm...guys? Look behind you
Joshy: Oh shit! DEFENSE WALL FORMATION!
they block the red shells!
Joshy: See! My plans always work
Lakitu: SECOND LAP!
Ossama: Do y'all hear that? Or am I tripping?
General Guy: GIVE BACK MY SHY GUY!
AHHHHH!
UK: Okay. Which of you bitches decided to snitch?
Shy Guy: I did!! driving his little streetle
UK: You little BITCH!! *throws his red shell backwards*
Shy Guy: *dodges by swerving* Hey! Don't waste items now! *smirking*
UK: GRRRRRRR
Ossama: GUYS GENERAL GUY IS RIGHT THERE!
General Guy: RELEASE THE POW BLOCKS!!
BOOM!!!
Stella: What the heck is going on in the front? Ima go check it out! *zooms past*
Announcement: What is going on with the race?
Nommanic: Stella wait! Im coming too!
front pack
Shy Guy: Oh no! What have I done?!
UK: No no! Don't worry! I actually don't know how to stop this...
Yoshi: I got it! Give me the shy guy!
UK: *hands shy guy*
Yoshi: Thank you, MR GENERAL GUY!! HERE IS YOUR SHY GUY!! Be safe little guy!
Shy Guy: You too!
Yoshi: *they drive off* See! That was easy!
Ossama: Uhm, He's still chasing us.
birdo appears out of no where and starts shooting eggs
UK: WHAT THE HELL?! CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
WorldRecord: I think I get it! Since Shy Guys first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 2 that's why birdo was able to spawn, and shy guys have a master, which is General Guy who appeared in Paper Mario 64! So that means...WE NEED TO BEAT THE BOSSES IN THE GAME BUT...I don't have an NES or an N64.
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!!
Yoshi: Lucky for you I got a whole game set up in my kart! Hurry up it's the final lap!
starts up Mario Bros 2
Yoshi: HURRY UP AND BEAT BIRDO!!
UK: AHHH SHE'S SHOOTING EGGS!!
Sebastian: Well you're lucky they didn't break
.UK: Oh
He makes it to the birdo stage
WorldRecord: So I have to grab her eggs and throw them back!
beats birdo
WorldRecord: YES! Got it!
*birdo disappears*
WorldRecord: Now give me the Nintendo 64!
Yoshi: SHIT! HE'S SENDING A BUNCH OF HIS SHY GUYS
WorldRecord: IM GOING!!
Joshy: AHHHHHHH!!! ITS ALMOST THE END OF THE RACE!! HURRY!!!!!!
August: YOU STUPID LITTLE SHY GUYS!! GET OFF ME!!
WorldRecord:
General Guy: AHHHHHHHHH ILL COME BACK FOR YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!
Lakitu: Race finished!
Results:
1. Yoshi
2. WorldRecord
3. Ossama
4.UK
5. August
6. Joshy
7. Stella
8. Nommanic
9. Sebastian
10. Zach
11. Miku
12. Max
13. Coolmonkey
14. Limey
15. Marcelo
WorldRecord: WE DID IT! I mean, I did it.
Yoshi: *in shock* OH? YOU MEAN WE DID IT?! Without me what would you use to stop them? Hmmm?
WorldRecord: Yeah..
Shy Guy: You saved us! Y'all did it!
August: Yeah!
UK: Amazing!
Joshy: Awesome!
Ossama: We did it!
Announcement: Well folks that the end of the Grand Prix! We hope you enjoyed the Grand Prix! This was a fun event to host! We will now hand the trophy to the winning team.
Announcer: Here is your trophy.
UK: WOOHOO!
Joshy: YEAHH!!!!
YOSHI: WE ROCK!
OSSAMA: WE'RE THE BEST!
WorldRecord: YES!!!
Coolmonkey: WE DID IT!!!
Stay tuned for "Episode 7: Rainbow Riot"
I'll Revive The Topic By Just Saying That This Could Have Been The Best Or One Of The Best Episodes
On 2025-05-27 at 17:59:28
Episode 5: Grand Prix 1c
How to win a race episode 5 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
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*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*
Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.
Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.
Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.
*they all walk out*
Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!
Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?
Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!
Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!
Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*
Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!
Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*
they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*
Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?
Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!
*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*
they exit and taunt at the finish line
Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...
*they both cross the line*
Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!
Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic
Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!
Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d
How to win a race episode 5 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
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*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*
Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.
Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.
Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.
*they all walk out*
Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!
Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?
Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!
Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!
Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*
Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!
Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*
they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*
Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?
Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!
*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*
they exit and taunt at the finish line
Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...
*they both cross the line*
Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!
Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic
Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!
Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d
The Fact That The Only Thing I Said Here It's Hi, I'm Sebastian It's Crazy Lol
I Hope I Talk A Little Bit More In The Next Episode Lmao
Anyways Good Episode
On 2025-05-25 at 22:04:21
Here is the list of people in the fanfic
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucIWN4BEn00BWinF45VxxAXBcJoNIEn6Eg28CfrSHGw/edit?usp=sharing
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucIWN4BEn00BWinF45VxxAXBcJoNIEn6Eg28CfrSHGw/edit?usp=sharing
Cool!
On 2025-05-25 at 20:33:41
Alright Here I Am For This
Name: Sebastian
Color: Dark Blue
Personality: A Fan Of Mario Games Most Likely Mario Kart, He's Friendly To Everyone Expect To Some People Who Bully Him
Name: Sebastian
Color: Dark Blue
Personality: A Fan Of Mario Games Most Likely Mario Kart, He's Friendly To Everyone Expect To Some People Who Bully Him
1thoughts on Sonic CD
What's your favorite Mariokart 8 Deluxe track? ( or CTGP Deluxe track)
On 2025-03-05 at 23:33:16
Here's My Two Favorite Tracks From Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Base Game: Big Blue
DLC Madrid Drive (For Some Reason)
Base Game: Big Blue
DLC Madrid Drive (For Some Reason)
Rating cups, multicups ,circuits, battle courses and everything else
On 2025-06-06 at 21:28:33
1On 2025-06-06 at 20:10:51
I Have A Question Before I Send A Track Ok?
Does It Have To Be Complete Mode Only Or It Can Be In Both Quick Mode And Complete Mode?
Does It Have To Be Complete Mode Only Or It Can Be In Both Quick Mode And Complete Mode?
Something you HATE a lot
On 2025-04-15 at 21:10:24
The World 3 In Super Mario Bros 3 Because Of The Cheep Cheeps And All Of That
(UPCOMING FANFIC)MKPC's mushroom kingdom adventure
On 2025-07-25 at 18:34:14
Well if ya wanna join just say it
there are 4 teams (each with a leader)
all teams have 5 spots(1 of them being for a leader)but red team has four spots cuz im the leader of red team
Red Team
Blue Team
Green Team
Yellow Team
there are 4 teams (each with a leader)
all teams have 5 spots(1 of them being for a leader)but red team has four spots cuz im the leader of red team
Red Team
Blue Team
Green Team
Yellow Team
I want to Join and i'll be in Blue Team.
Sebastian Kart... IN COMPLETE MODE!
On 2025-07-24 at 19:08:16
Some Of You May Know That I Mostly Make Quick Mode Tracks But Now These Last Days I've Started Making Complete Mode Tracks And What I'll Do It's That I'll Make Tracks From Super Sebastian Kart TO Sebastian Kart CROSSROADS In Complete Mode! And Rn There Are A Few Tracks Added And You Guys Can Request Me Some Tracks If Y'all Want Since I Need To Think Alot Doing This So Wish Me Luck And Here You Guys Can Request Me Any Track That I've Made That Y'all Would Like To See!
Sebastian Kart All Stars: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?mid=10174
Sebastian Kart Crossroads: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?mid=13778
And Also Here's The Tracks Order For Every Sebastian Kart Game That Will Be Here In Each Cups So Y'all Can Choose Which Would You Guys Like To See (If Y'all Want To Choose)
Apple Cup:
SSK Sebastian Circuit 1
SKDD Cat Park
SKSC Jungle Park
SK64 Martina Beach
Candy Cup:
SK DS Mia Town
SK6 Desert Temple
SKD Bubu's Mansion
SKC Sebastian & Thomy Stadium
Pizza Cup:
SKDD Flower Bridge
SSK Martina Ice World 1
SKC Pizza Festival
SK7 Neo Jesy City
Special Cup:
SK DS Franco Stadium
SKD Nana's Clouds On The Sky
SKSC Bruno Castle 2
SK6 RAINBOW ROAD
Hope Y'all Can Help Me Choosing Some Tracks To Make And Wish Me Luck For This!
Sebastian Kart All Stars: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?mid=10174
Sebastian Kart Crossroads: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?mid=13778
And Also Here's The Tracks Order For Every Sebastian Kart Game That Will Be Here In Each Cups So Y'all Can Choose Which Would You Guys Like To See (If Y'all Want To Choose)
Apple Cup:
SSK Sebastian Circuit 1
SKDD Cat Park
SKSC Jungle Park
SK64 Martina Beach
Candy Cup:
SK DS Mia Town
SK6 Desert Temple
SKD Bubu's Mansion
SKC Sebastian & Thomy Stadium
Pizza Cup:
SKDD Flower Bridge
SSK Martina Ice World 1
SKC Pizza Festival
SK7 Neo Jesy City
Special Cup:
SK DS Franco Stadium
SKD Nana's Clouds On The Sky
SKSC Bruno Castle 2
SK6 RAINBOW ROAD
Hope Y'all Can Help Me Choosing Some Tracks To Make And Wish Me Luck For This!
Stupid features in MKPC you want gone
On 2025-07-12 at 19:19:34
Blooper.
Same
Sebastian Kart CROSSROADS Booster Course Pass
On 2025-07-12 at 15:48:16
Here's The Teaser For The Next Tracks For The Next Wave Including The ONE Crossover Track For This Wave!
Music For First Half:
Hope Y'all Like This Third Wave!
Music For First Half:
Wii Dk Summit! The Track That Was Planned For The Base Game Cups It's Now Here In The BCP!
SK DS Bubu Pass!
A Brand New Track Called... Isabelle's Shipyard!
SK64 Pig Farm!
SK7 Thomy Shipyard!
Fire Fortress Will Also Come To This Wave! And Now... We Should Go To A Road Guys That's...
SK DS Bubu Pass!
A Brand New Track Called... Isabelle's Shipyard!
SK64 Pig Farm!
SK7 Thomy Shipyard!
Fire Fortress Will Also Come To This Wave! And Now... We Should Go To A Road Guys That's...
Hope Y'all Like This Third Wave!
On 2025-07-10 at 21:26:50
Here are the tracks that will be in Wave 2!
Hope y'all like the tracks for this wave!
(I'll Not Say The Tracks In Order This Time Okay?)
Music For The First Half Of Tracks:
I Hope Y'all Like This Upcoming Wave!
Hope y'all like the tracks for this wave!
(I'll Not Say The Tracks In Order This Time Okay?)
Music For The First Half Of Tracks:
The Nether Fortress From Minecraft Will Come To Sebastian Kart Crossroads!
Next Track I'll Show It's... GBA Cheese Land!
SSK Nana Valley 1!
MK World Faraway Oasis!
DS Desert Hills!
SM7E Bowser's Castle It's Also Coming To Sebastian Kart Crossroads And Mostly Because Of One Reason...
Next Track I'll Show It's... GBA Cheese Land!
SSK Nana Valley 1!
MK World Faraway Oasis!
DS Desert Hills!
SM7E Bowser's Castle It's Also Coming To Sebastian Kart Crossroads And Mostly Because Of One Reason...
I Hope Y'all Like This Upcoming Wave!
On 2025-07-10 at 21:12:24
heres my tracks https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=203326&collab=5L8Xw49NXtkj1r7R8DtIsSf2
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=144508&collab=ecp2BupToocp3nog0a5barBF
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=191813&collab=TfoEIHGMmXyi4xtMq4-WoiZP
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=144508&collab=ecp2BupToocp3nog0a5barBF
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=191813&collab=TfoEIHGMmXyi4xtMq4-WoiZP
Mario's Goomba Circuit And Fire Fortress Work So Well For The BCP!
Btw Mario Circuit 2 R May Have To Be Replaced Because It's Just Mario Circuit 2 But Reverse But The Other Two Work So Well For This!
Btw I'll Reveal The Wave 2 Tracks In Some Minutes Maybe
Yes you can.
By The Way Guys get ready because i'm about to say the tracks that will be in the Wave 2!
On 2025-07-10 at 20:55:02
heres my tracks https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=203326&collab=5L8Xw49NXtkj1r7R8DtIsSf2
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=144508&collab=ecp2BupToocp3nog0a5barBF
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=191813&collab=TfoEIHGMmXyi4xtMq4-WoiZP
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=144508&collab=ecp2BupToocp3nog0a5barBF
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=191813&collab=TfoEIHGMmXyi4xtMq4-WoiZP
Mario's Goomba Circuit And Fire Fortress Work So Well For The BCP!
Btw Mario Circuit 2 R May Have To Be Replaced Because It's Just Mario Circuit 2 But Reverse But The Other Two Work So Well For This!
Btw I'll Reveal The Wave 2 Tracks In Some Minutes Maybe
On 2025-07-08 at 22:59:30
Alright So This It's A Teaser Of Every Track For This First Wave Guys So Get Ready To See What Will Be The Tracks Coming To This New Wave!
Music (If you want to hear while seeing the tracks)
Hope Y'all Like This First Wave Of Sebastian Kart Crossroads Booster Course Pass!
Music (If you want to hear while seeing the tracks)
Golden Mushroom Cup: SKD Sebastian Stadium!
SNES Mario Circuit 2
Riverside Oval
SKSC Jungle Park
Acorn Cup: Hill Circuit 3
Wii Moo Moo Meadows
MK World Boo Cinema
SK6 Desert Temple
And Finally... The Cup With The TWO Crossover Tracks For This First Wave!
SNES Mario Circuit 2
Riverside Oval
SKSC Jungle Park
Acorn Cup: Hill Circuit 3
Wii Moo Moo Meadows
MK World Boo Cinema
SK6 Desert Temple
And Finally... The Cup With The TWO Crossover Tracks For This First Wave!
Hope Y'all Like This First Wave Of Sebastian Kart Crossroads Booster Course Pass!
On 2025-07-07 at 22:14:25
Here's my first one, Hill Circuit 3 (this one is a remake of a complete mode version of a quick mode track). Have fun making it in quick mode inspired by this version!
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=178702
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=178702
Alright! I'll Make It Soon Okay? Because Now I Have To Leave But I'll Try My Best Making Hill Circuit 3 When I'm Back
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