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7534 pts ★ RacerOn 2025-07-23 at 22:42:56
Season 2
Episode 3: Battle of the rebels
in the locker room..
Sebastian: And then I got my bullet bill!
British: That was sick.
*mimi walks in*
Mimi: I am here to announce you guys will be doing the global "Battle of the rebels" Which is a very new event we have been hosting before every Advanced Grand Prix.
everyone: Battle of the rebels??
Mimi: Yes! Instead of a practice race which you guys did last season when you were in beginner league, you guys will be in a Balloon Battle! You must make a team and try to pop the other teams balloons to win! The arena you guys will be battling on is the "Chain Chomp Wheel". The battle will be starting in 5 minutes, get ready!
everyone rushing
Jay: WHERES MY LOCKER?!
Yoshi: I THINK I FORGOT MY CODE
T: Guys we have 5 minutes, we still have time! Im gonna head to the arena.
Joshy: I'm already done, im gonna come too.
British: *putting on shoes*
5 minutes pass and everyone is ready
*The 3 teams walk out*
Announcement: Welcome to the "Battle of the rebels". If you don't know. It is an event we hold for the MKPC Advanced League before every Grand Prix, they will be doing the balloon battle on the Chain Chomp Wheel arena please enjoy, THE BATTLE OF THE REBELS.
Lakitu: Are you guys ready? THREE, TWO, ONE, BATTLE!!!
they all swarm around the arena like ants in a mound
CHAAAARRRGEEEE!!!!
British: RELEASE THE GREEN SHELLS!
green shells go scattering around the arena
Red Cherry #5: GUYS WATCH OUT THERES GREEN SHELLS COMING OUR WAY!!!
Jay: Guys we need to jump them!
Refridge: But with what?! And how?!
Yoshi: wait... we can all try to get attack items and we will attack them!
All: YEAH!
*in the pro karters area*
Pro Karter 1: Team none are trying to jump us! We must have a defense mechanism. We will use our bullet bills, red shells and bananas to stop them from raiding us!
ALL: YEAH!
*crowd cheering*
Nommanic: I have the star, now lets go!
Glitched: CHAAAAARRRRRGGGGEEE!!!!
Joshy: I popped a balloon!
T: They're firing bullet bills!
Pro Karter 5: Haha our plan is working!
with red cherries
Red Cherry 4: Now that they are fighting we can demolish both of them with our bullet bills and stars! Are yall ready?!
ALL: YEAH
Red Cherry 2: CHAAAARRRGGGEEEE!!!
with the fighting teams
Jay: Oh shit! THEY'RE COMING TO JUMP US!!!!
Glitched: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gelatin: I have a shock!
British: USE IT!!! THERES A BULLET BILL BEHIND YOU!!
*looks behind*
British: HURRY!!!!
SHOCK
Jay: Nice job gelatin! All of them have 2 balloons left!
Joshy: Guys...i'm on..my last...balloon..
Yoshi: Oh no! Joshy! DEFENSE FORMATION!
they all circle around Joshy holding their red shells ready to strike whoever attacks joshy
Pro Karter 1: Haha.. you really think a red shell will stop all 30 of us? Including the 15 red cherries! We all have bullet bills and yall only have red shells, do you reall-
Jay: Yeah just throw the shells already.
ZOOOOM
the red shells come right for the pro karters.
Yoshi: Yo look! Pro Karter 1 is on his last balloon!
Jay: Well...I got one more red shell. Just. For. You!
FIRE!
Pro Karter 1: Hey wait...I did not really mean it, We can be friends! WAIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
the pro karters look in fear
Jay: Now its just us, vs you. ATTACK!!
red shells fire eliminating the Pro Karters.
Yoshi: Now we just hae to eliminate the red cherries!
Sebastian: I got triple red shells!
Red Cherries: GUYS, ATTACK FORMATION
Team None: RELEASE THE BULLET BILLS!
Announcement: And it is a brawl, bullet bills, red and green shells all around the arena. OH! There are only 3 red cherries left! Will they be able to make a comeback?!
Nommanic: I have the shock, I can use it if you want.
T: Yeah just go ahead.
*crowd cheers*
AND TEAM NONE HAS WON THE BALLOON BATTLE!!
*crowd cheers in joy*
Joshy: Guys we did it! Thanks for protecting me!
Sebastian: We aren't gonna let anyone take our teammate away!
British: Yeah!
Jay: Im gonna head to the cafeteria im hungry as fuck.
Yoshi: Let me come with you too, im tired.
EPISODE 4 COMING SOON!
Episode 3: Battle of the rebels
in the locker room..
Sebastian: And then I got my bullet bill!
British: That was sick.
*mimi walks in*
Mimi: I am here to announce you guys will be doing the global "Battle of the rebels" Which is a very new event we have been hosting before every Advanced Grand Prix.
everyone: Battle of the rebels??
Mimi: Yes! Instead of a practice race which you guys did last season when you were in beginner league, you guys will be in a Balloon Battle! You must make a team and try to pop the other teams balloons to win! The arena you guys will be battling on is the "Chain Chomp Wheel". The battle will be starting in 5 minutes, get ready!
everyone rushing
Jay: WHERES MY LOCKER?!
Yoshi: I THINK I FORGOT MY CODE
T: Guys we have 5 minutes, we still have time! Im gonna head to the arena.
Joshy: I'm already done, im gonna come too.
British: *putting on shoes*
5 minutes pass and everyone is ready
*The 3 teams walk out*
Announcement: Welcome to the "Battle of the rebels". If you don't know. It is an event we hold for the MKPC Advanced League before every Grand Prix, they will be doing the balloon battle on the Chain Chomp Wheel arena please enjoy, THE BATTLE OF THE REBELS.
Lakitu: Are you guys ready? THREE, TWO, ONE, BATTLE!!!
they all swarm around the arena like ants in a mound
CHAAAARRRGEEEE!!!!
British: RELEASE THE GREEN SHELLS!
green shells go scattering around the arena
Red Cherry #5: GUYS WATCH OUT THERES GREEN SHELLS COMING OUR WAY!!!
Jay: Guys we need to jump them!
Refridge: But with what?! And how?!
Yoshi: wait... we can all try to get attack items and we will attack them!
All: YEAH!
*in the pro karters area*
Pro Karter 1: Team none are trying to jump us! We must have a defense mechanism. We will use our bullet bills, red shells and bananas to stop them from raiding us!
ALL: YEAH!
*crowd cheering*
Nommanic: I have the star, now lets go!
Glitched: CHAAAAARRRRRGGGGEEE!!!!
Joshy: I popped a balloon!
T: They're firing bullet bills!
Pro Karter 5: Haha our plan is working!
with red cherries
Red Cherry 4: Now that they are fighting we can demolish both of them with our bullet bills and stars! Are yall ready?!
ALL: YEAH
Red Cherry 2: CHAAAARRRGGGEEEE!!!
with the fighting teams
Jay: Oh shit! THEY'RE COMING TO JUMP US!!!!
Glitched: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gelatin: I have a shock!
British: USE IT!!! THERES A BULLET BILL BEHIND YOU!!
*looks behind*
British: HURRY!!!!
SHOCK
Jay: Nice job gelatin! All of them have 2 balloons left!
Joshy: Guys...i'm on..my last...balloon..
Yoshi: Oh no! Joshy! DEFENSE FORMATION!
they all circle around Joshy holding their red shells ready to strike whoever attacks joshy
Pro Karter 1: Haha.. you really think a red shell will stop all 30 of us? Including the 15 red cherries! We all have bullet bills and yall only have red shells, do you reall-
Jay: Yeah just throw the shells already.
ZOOOOM
the red shells come right for the pro karters.
Yoshi: Yo look! Pro Karter 1 is on his last balloon!
Jay: Well...I got one more red shell. Just. For. You!
FIRE!
Pro Karter 1: Hey wait...I did not really mean it, We can be friends! WAIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
the pro karters look in fear
Jay: Now its just us, vs you. ATTACK!!
red shells fire eliminating the Pro Karters.
Yoshi: Now we just hae to eliminate the red cherries!
Sebastian: I got triple red shells!
Red Cherries: GUYS, ATTACK FORMATION
Team None: RELEASE THE BULLET BILLS!
Announcement: And it is a brawl, bullet bills, red and green shells all around the arena. OH! There are only 3 red cherries left! Will they be able to make a comeback?!
Nommanic: I have the shock, I can use it if you want.
T: Yeah just go ahead.
*crowd cheers*
AND TEAM NONE HAS WON THE BALLOON BATTLE!!
*crowd cheers in joy*
Joshy: Guys we did it! Thanks for protecting me!
Sebastian: We aren't gonna let anyone take our teammate away!
British: Yeah!
Jay: Im gonna head to the cafeteria im hungry as fuck.
Yoshi: Let me come with you too, im tired.
EPISODE 4 COMING SOON!
Very Good Episode! Also The Fact That This Was Battle Mode Instand Of The Normal Grand Prix Mode It's Very Cool!
On 2025-07-09 at 21:24:57
NOTICE!! Before the episode starts, i'd like to announce that there are 14 people in the fanfic and someone can take that last spot because the max i can have is 15. To sign up, please give me ONLY your NAME, COLOR, and PERSONALITY. I dont need no red-black, i dont need no "where i was born" i just ONLY need, name color and personality. Adding your kart is fine i dont mind 
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Season 2
Episode 2: Rival Reunion
Another person walks into the building
Joshy: Yo look! There's another person joining!
Yoshi: Is that..
Jay: I dunno who that is :/
Joshy: Guys we should make a friend group like last year!
2 other people enter the building
Jay: WAIT! Hold on you see?!
Joshy: WAIT. IS THAT?
Jay: ITS BRITISH!!!
at the signup desk
British: Could I have a sign up form please?
Mimi: Sure! Have you participated in last season's Mario Kart?
British: Yes!
Mimi: Hmmm, it says here your name is ShyGuys
British: Oh! Thats because I had the option to change my name for the Mario Kart thats why.
Mimi: Oh ok! Please head to the room down to west!
British enters
Jay: BRITISH!?
British: JAY?!
both: YAY YAY YAY!
Jay: ITS JUST LIKE LAST SEASON! THE 4 OF US!! We're STILL HERE!!
Joshy: Hey British! Nice to see you again!
British: Hi Joshy!
Yoshi: I'm kinda wanting to meet the new people, oh look here he comes!
T: Uhm, hi!
Joshy: Hi! What's your name?
T: My name is...T...
Jay: Hi T! You wanna be our friends? Don't be shy!
T: Uhm okay!
T and British filling out their form
Joshy: So T? Where you from?
T: Uhm, not that far from here. I'm from MKPC Town, some
of my other friends live there!
Joshy: Really? I live in MKPC Town too! So that's why my alley neighbor was moving.
British: And what's your favorite food?
T: I guess fried shrimp..
Jay: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, i love shrimp too man. I could have a whole bowl of those right now
Yoshi: Anyways y'all done yet?
both: yeah!
Mimi: Are you guys done!
all: yes!
Mimi: Okay! Your practicing session
will be out on the track with your coach!
all: okay!
they walk off
Jay: c-coach...? I already have a coach who makes us do up downs for other peoples mistakes
Joshy: Damn that sucks.
more and more people come in and sign in
*they head outside*
T: *whispers* thats our coach? He's so short!
Joshy: Haha! Look who's no longer shy!
Jay: He's not that short.
Yoshi: he looks 5'2!!
British: And he looks 29.
Jay: guys why are we making fun of him
Coach: Oh! Hello! You must be the Mario Kart Racers! Well today is your first lesson because guess what?
all: what?
Coach: Y'all's Grand Prix is in 2 days.
all:WHAT?!?!
Coach: Don't worry, you guys already learned the basics from y'all's last season coach, we're now learning advanced techniques now. I have your assigned karts based on y'all's form. Jay: You get a standard kart you didnt pick
Joshy: You also get standard
Yoshi: and you
British: You get the B-Dasher
British: WHAT!?
Coach: Ey man thats what your dad picked.
And T, wait. T you're not supposed to be here, you supposed to be in the beginner class.
No! But please! I've been practicing! I don't need the beginner class! Please coach, just let me show you my skill!
Coach: Okay then. We'll put your "skills" to the test. You'll be showing off on "N64 Wario Stadium"
*T gulps*
Jay to T: You can do this!
Coach: Your goal is to collect all the coins without missing/or going back. Now with that, show us your skills. 3, 2, 1, GO!
T grabs the first 5 coins and does a drift in style
Coach: Hm, thats skills *checks off* but i bet he can't reverse drift.
T reverse drifts and grabs the next 10 coins.
Joshy: You can do this T!!
T starts approching the ring of fire jump.
Yoshi: Oh no! The ring of fire jump!!
British: I know he can do this.
T slams the gas
Jay: Oooh, this is scary!
T jumps and lands into a drift
*everyone jaw dropped*
Coach: He actually did it...he actually did it.
T collects the last 5 coins and finishes with a stylish drift.
*hops out kart*
T: So can I stay?! Please! Please! Please!
Coach: Okay, you proved yourself.
other coach comes in the court
Coach 2: I'm done teaching the beginner class. We can merge them together now.
Coach: Alright. I'll give you guys 10 minutes to get to know each other and we'll do a race to test all of yalls skills and to see what yall need to work on.
chatter
Jay: Guys let's go talk to the new people!
Joshy: Wait first we gotta gather up to people we know first. Cause we needa make a powerful team!
Yoshi: Yeah ok...
Sebastian: Hey y'all!
All: SEBASTIAN!! Yay yay yay!
the other people go quiet and look at them
Biddybud: Woah those people look nice to hangout with
Stella: You guys are still here?! Hiii!!
All: STELLA!!!!
Joshy: This is fire! First we see each other now he have the whole group!
biddybud walks towards them
Biddybud: Uhm, hi!
British: Hi! Wanna be our friend!
Biddybud: Yeah! You guys are so nice!
Jay: Aw thanks!
Nommanic comes running
Nommanic: WOAH! YOU GUYS ARE HERE TOO?! HIII!
All: NOMMANIC!!!!!!
they all jump in joy
T: It's so nice to have you guys as friends..
Sebastian: Yeah man! We're here for you anytime!
Coach: Okay alright time's up, now you guys will be racing against the Pro Karters and Red Cherries.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT?!
Coach: Mhm! This season all of you will be going against each other, instead of 2 teams there are 3, so I hope you guys made a plan with that free time..anyways let the race begin! We will head to the practice site!
Jay: Y'all is it just me or Pro Karter #2 is staring into our souls..
Joshy: Aha, he just mad me and yoshi started taunting at the finish line after we beat him last season.
Yoshi: That was funny
Pro Karters Team
Pro Karter #2: Oh hell no, im not letting them make fun of me this time.
Pro Karter 5: Dude chill, we gon destroy them either way, in the practice AND in the grand prix. We're the best team out of them 2!
back to Team None
Coach: Alright you guys get to your karts!
Red Cherries coach: Are yall ready? THREE, TWO, ONE, GO GO GO!! AND YES THERE ARE ENOUGH ITEMS FOR EVERYONE!
ZOOOOMMM
Jay: A red shell! Ok ima hold this.
they all take a drift and some get bumped off
Yoshi: Oh shit this is crazy! Because are getting piled up back there!
T: Oh wow!
Biddybud: I got a star! I can plow through that pile!
Sebastian: Yo look! Biddybud is plowing through that pile with his star!
Stella: That's why the star is my favorite item
Joshy: This is kinda weird we're racing on a running track.
British: Yeah but it works either way.
they all drift again, people piling up again.
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 2!
Sebastian: This is an easy win-
they get spun out by a bullet bill
Yoshi: My shock i've been holding!
Jay: *glares at Pro Karter 2* That damn bitch.
grabs a golden mushroom
T: Go get em jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM
Pro Karter 2: *laughing* That stupid bitch..
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*gets spun out by me*
Nommanic: Guys c'mon let's win with Jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 3 GO GO GO!!
Red Cherry 6: *uses a shock*
T: No! Not my super leaf!
Stella: Here, you can use my super leaf, i mean this isnt the Grand Prix. Haha.
T: Oh thank you stella!
T spins out pro karters joining Jay with his win
Joshy: *slams gas*
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Red Cherry Coach: And the winner is...JAY!!!
Everyone cheering
Pro Karter 2: shouts in anger
in the locker room
Yoshi: That was awesome Jay!
Jay: Man im not gonna let some kid run me over then call me a b word, haha.
T: That was a sick play though!
laughing
Biddybud: H-hey Jay..Amazing job for saving us.
Jay: Thanks biddybud! wanna hang out with us?
Biddybud: Okay!
Sebastian: And then i had a bullet bill....
talking
EPISODE 3 COMING SOON...
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Season 2
Episode 2: Rival Reunion
Another person walks into the building
Joshy: Yo look! There's another person joining!
Yoshi: Is that..
Jay: I dunno who that is :/
Joshy: Guys we should make a friend group like last year!
2 other people enter the building
Jay: WAIT! Hold on you see?!
Joshy: WAIT. IS THAT?
Jay: ITS BRITISH!!!
at the signup desk
British: Could I have a sign up form please?
Mimi: Sure! Have you participated in last season's Mario Kart?
British: Yes!
Mimi: Hmmm, it says here your name is ShyGuys
British: Oh! Thats because I had the option to change my name for the Mario Kart thats why.
Mimi: Oh ok! Please head to the room down to west!
British enters
Jay: BRITISH!?
British: JAY?!
both: YAY YAY YAY!
Jay: ITS JUST LIKE LAST SEASON! THE 4 OF US!! We're STILL HERE!!
Joshy: Hey British! Nice to see you again!
British: Hi Joshy!
Yoshi: I'm kinda wanting to meet the new people, oh look here he comes!
T: Uhm, hi!
Joshy: Hi! What's your name?
T: My name is...T...
Jay: Hi T! You wanna be our friends? Don't be shy!
T: Uhm okay!
T and British filling out their form
Joshy: So T? Where you from?
T: Uhm, not that far from here. I'm from MKPC Town, some
of my other friends live there!
Joshy: Really? I live in MKPC Town too! So that's why my alley neighbor was moving.
British: And what's your favorite food?
T: I guess fried shrimp..
Jay: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, i love shrimp too man. I could have a whole bowl of those right now
Yoshi: Anyways y'all done yet?
both: yeah!
Mimi: Are you guys done!
all: yes!
Mimi: Okay! Your practicing session
will be out on the track with your coach!
all: okay!
they walk off
Jay: c-coach...? I already have a coach who makes us do up downs for other peoples mistakes
Joshy: Damn that sucks.
more and more people come in and sign in
*they head outside*
T: *whispers* thats our coach? He's so short!
Joshy: Haha! Look who's no longer shy!
Jay: He's not that short.
Yoshi: he looks 5'2!!
British: And he looks 29.
Jay: guys why are we making fun of him
Coach: Oh! Hello! You must be the Mario Kart Racers! Well today is your first lesson because guess what?
all: what?
Coach: Y'all's Grand Prix is in 2 days.
all:WHAT?!?!
Coach: Don't worry, you guys already learned the basics from y'all's last season coach, we're now learning advanced techniques now. I have your assigned karts based on y'all's form. Jay: You get a standard kart you didnt pick
Joshy: You also get standard
Yoshi: and you
British: You get the B-Dasher
British: WHAT!?
Coach: Ey man thats what your dad picked.
And T, wait. T you're not supposed to be here, you supposed to be in the beginner class.
No! But please! I've been practicing! I don't need the beginner class! Please coach, just let me show you my skill!
Coach: Okay then. We'll put your "skills" to the test. You'll be showing off on "N64 Wario Stadium"
*T gulps*
Jay to T: You can do this!
Coach: Your goal is to collect all the coins without missing/or going back. Now with that, show us your skills. 3, 2, 1, GO!
T grabs the first 5 coins and does a drift in style
Coach: Hm, thats skills *checks off* but i bet he can't reverse drift.
T reverse drifts and grabs the next 10 coins.
Joshy: You can do this T!!
T starts approching the ring of fire jump.
Yoshi: Oh no! The ring of fire jump!!
British: I know he can do this.
T slams the gas
Jay: Oooh, this is scary!
T jumps and lands into a drift
*everyone jaw dropped*
Coach: He actually did it...he actually did it.
T collects the last 5 coins and finishes with a stylish drift.
*hops out kart*
T: So can I stay?! Please! Please! Please!
Coach: Okay, you proved yourself.
other coach comes in the court
Coach 2: I'm done teaching the beginner class. We can merge them together now.
Coach: Alright. I'll give you guys 10 minutes to get to know each other and we'll do a race to test all of yalls skills and to see what yall need to work on.
chatter
Jay: Guys let's go talk to the new people!
Joshy: Wait first we gotta gather up to people we know first. Cause we needa make a powerful team!
Yoshi: Yeah ok...
Sebastian: Hey y'all!
All: SEBASTIAN!! Yay yay yay!
the other people go quiet and look at them
Biddybud: Woah those people look nice to hangout with
Stella: You guys are still here?! Hiii!!
All: STELLA!!!!
Joshy: This is fire! First we see each other now he have the whole group!
biddybud walks towards them
Biddybud: Uhm, hi!
British: Hi! Wanna be our friend!
Biddybud: Yeah! You guys are so nice!
Jay: Aw thanks!
Nommanic comes running
Nommanic: WOAH! YOU GUYS ARE HERE TOO?! HIII!
All: NOMMANIC!!!!!!
they all jump in joy
T: It's so nice to have you guys as friends..
Sebastian: Yeah man! We're here for you anytime!
Coach: Okay alright time's up, now you guys will be racing against the Pro Karters and Red Cherries.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT?!
Coach: Mhm! This season all of you will be going against each other, instead of 2 teams there are 3, so I hope you guys made a plan with that free time..anyways let the race begin! We will head to the practice site!
Jay: Y'all is it just me or Pro Karter #2 is staring into our souls..
Joshy: Aha, he just mad me and yoshi started taunting at the finish line after we beat him last season.
Yoshi: That was funny
Pro Karters Team
Pro Karter #2: Oh hell no, im not letting them make fun of me this time.
Pro Karter 5: Dude chill, we gon destroy them either way, in the practice AND in the grand prix. We're the best team out of them 2!
back to Team None
Coach: Alright you guys get to your karts!
Red Cherries coach: Are yall ready? THREE, TWO, ONE, GO GO GO!! AND YES THERE ARE ENOUGH ITEMS FOR EVERYONE!
ZOOOOMMM
Jay: A red shell! Ok ima hold this.
they all take a drift and some get bumped off
Yoshi: Oh shit this is crazy! Because are getting piled up back there!
T: Oh wow!
Biddybud: I got a star! I can plow through that pile!
Sebastian: Yo look! Biddybud is plowing through that pile with his star!
Stella: That's why the star is my favorite item
Joshy: This is kinda weird we're racing on a running track.
British: Yeah but it works either way.
they all drift again, people piling up again.
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 2!
Sebastian: This is an easy win-
they get spun out by a bullet bill
Yoshi: My shock i've been holding!
Jay: *glares at Pro Karter 2* That damn bitch.
grabs a golden mushroom
T: Go get em jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM
Pro Karter 2: *laughing* That stupid bitch..
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*gets spun out by me*
Nommanic: Guys c'mon let's win with Jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 3 GO GO GO!!
Red Cherry 6: *uses a shock*
T: No! Not my super leaf!
Stella: Here, you can use my super leaf, i mean this isnt the Grand Prix. Haha.
T: Oh thank you stella!
T spins out pro karters joining Jay with his win
Joshy: *slams gas*
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Red Cherry Coach: And the winner is...JAY!!!
Everyone cheering
Pro Karter 2: shouts in anger
in the locker room
Yoshi: That was awesome Jay!
Jay: Man im not gonna let some kid run me over then call me a b word, haha.
T: That was a sick play though!
laughing
Biddybud: H-hey Jay..Amazing job for saving us.
Jay: Thanks biddybud! wanna hang out with us?
Biddybud: Okay!
Sebastian: And then i had a bullet bill....
talking
EPISODE 3 COMING SOON...
Cool Episode!
1On 2025-07-08 at 22:07:18
Episode 1: How to win a race?
list of current participants:
https://ibb.co/4nf90KLW
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it is the beginning of a new era. Sign ups are being sent for racers who would like to participate this season. But there are 2 racers who i'd like to mention. Joshy and Yoshi.
*at home enjoying summer*
Joshy: AND THEN HE TRIPPED DOWN THE STAIRS
Yoshi: I SAW!!
*Joshy's mom from downstairs*
Julia: Hey Yoshi, Joshy! I think y'all would wanna see this!
TV: MKPC is open for July! Sign-ups are open now! Sign up today to participate in the Mario Kart PC group! There will be fun, friends, and obviously...RACING! Come on down to MKPC Central to sign up today!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in shcok and happiness
both: YEAAAHHHHHH!!!
Julia: Get my keys Joshy!
in the car
Joshy: I cannot wait to see my friends again! I really do hope most of them stayed.
Yoshi: Y'know, last season went by so fast. I remember we'd fight all the time.
Joshy: And that sleepover we had at my place!
Yoshi: That was lit bro.
Julia: We're here! Joshy do you think you can go on y'all's own?
Joshy: Yeah ma! Don't worry! I'm getting older
enters
Yoshi: Wowwww, just like last season.
Joshy: And Mimi's still working here!
walks towards the signup desk
Mimi: Oh are you here for the Mario Kart group?
both: yes!
Mimi: Oh right! I remember y'all! Always fightin *chuckles* Anyways here's the sign up sheet.
Yoshi: Oh...this one is...different.
Mimi: Yes! Because you guys participated last season, you guys have different questions and more options on the sheet! Head to the room west.
Joshy: Okay, thanks!
filling out form
Yoshi: Im done.
Joshy: Damn bro I just started!
And someone else enters the building. Who could that be?
Jay: Could I get a sign up form please?
*Joshy and Yoshi looking from the room*
Joshy: Yooo its Jay!
Yoshi: I thought he'd take a break.
Jay enters
Jay: JOSHY?
Joshy: YOSHI?
Yoshi: JOSHY?
Joshy: JAY?
Jay: YOSHI?!
Yoshi: JOSHY?!?
*they all jump in excitement*
Jay: I'm so happy to see yall here! How's yall's summer so far?
Yoshi: Amazing.
Joshy: Awesome! By the way what cups do you think we are doing this season?
Jay: Can't tell, its a secret for these people who are reading these letters that have been typed from the owner of this fanfic.
Yoshi: Huh?
Jay: 'nun
they all finish signing up and head outside
Joshy: You guys wanna race at the practice site?
Joshy: Bet.
Jay: Ey, y'all going down twin.
Joshy: This track is just a small oval but, whatever!
they hop into the karts
Jay: 3
Yoshi: 2
Joshy: 1
All: GO!
Jay: *drifts*
Joshy: *gets item box* No item? Ugh.
Yoshi: *zooms past with mushroom*
Jay: No!
*ZOOM!*
Jay: *gets item box and gets a red shell* Ima hold this.
Yoshi: *yoshi destroys with star*
Jay: Hey!
FINAL LAP!
Joshy: *in last* Hah! I got a bullet bill! I can use this to steal 1st!
little does Joshy know, Yoshi has been holding his shock item.
SHOCK!
Joshy: NO!
1st: Yoshi
2nd: Jay
3rd: Yoshi
Jay: Hey good game yall. I'll see y'all tomorrow, i think more people gonna be here.
Joshy: Hey Yoshi? How do you win a race?
Yoshi: I dunno, hold your shock in secret after being in last to ruin someones plan of using a bullet bill to steal 1st and brag about how they won
Joshy: Right...
EPISODE 2! Coming soon...
list of current participants:
https://ibb.co/4nf90KLW
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it is the beginning of a new era. Sign ups are being sent for racers who would like to participate this season. But there are 2 racers who i'd like to mention. Joshy and Yoshi.
*at home enjoying summer*
Joshy: AND THEN HE TRIPPED DOWN THE STAIRS
Yoshi: I SAW!!
*Joshy's mom from downstairs*
Julia: Hey Yoshi, Joshy! I think y'all would wanna see this!
TV: MKPC is open for July! Sign-ups are open now! Sign up today to participate in the Mario Kart PC group! There will be fun, friends, and obviously...RACING! Come on down to MKPC Central to sign up today!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in shcok and happiness
both: YEAAAHHHHHH!!!
Julia: Get my keys Joshy!
in the car
Joshy: I cannot wait to see my friends again! I really do hope most of them stayed.
Yoshi: Y'know, last season went by so fast. I remember we'd fight all the time.
Joshy: And that sleepover we had at my place!
Yoshi: That was lit bro.
Julia: We're here! Joshy do you think you can go on y'all's own?
Joshy: Yeah ma! Don't worry! I'm getting older
enters
Yoshi: Wowwww, just like last season.
Joshy: And Mimi's still working here!
walks towards the signup desk
Mimi: Oh are you here for the Mario Kart group?
both: yes!
Mimi: Oh right! I remember y'all! Always fightin *chuckles* Anyways here's the sign up sheet.
Yoshi: Oh...this one is...different.
Mimi: Yes! Because you guys participated last season, you guys have different questions and more options on the sheet! Head to the room west.
Joshy: Okay, thanks!
filling out form
Yoshi: Im done.
Joshy: Damn bro I just started!
And someone else enters the building. Who could that be?
Jay: Could I get a sign up form please?
*Joshy and Yoshi looking from the room*
Joshy: Yooo its Jay!
Yoshi: I thought he'd take a break.
Jay enters
Jay: JOSHY?
Joshy: YOSHI?
Yoshi: JOSHY?
Joshy: JAY?
Jay: YOSHI?!
Yoshi: JOSHY?!?
*they all jump in excitement*
Jay: I'm so happy to see yall here! How's yall's summer so far?
Yoshi: Amazing.
Joshy: Awesome! By the way what cups do you think we are doing this season?
Jay: Can't tell, its a secret for these people who are reading these letters that have been typed from the owner of this fanfic.
Yoshi: Huh?
Jay: 'nun
they all finish signing up and head outside
Joshy: You guys wanna race at the practice site?
Joshy: Bet.
Jay: Ey, y'all going down twin.
Joshy: This track is just a small oval but, whatever!
they hop into the karts
Jay: 3
Yoshi: 2
Joshy: 1
All: GO!
Jay: *drifts*
Joshy: *gets item box* No item? Ugh.
Yoshi: *zooms past with mushroom*
Jay: No!
*ZOOM!*
Jay: *gets item box and gets a red shell* Ima hold this.
Yoshi: *yoshi destroys with star*
Jay: Hey!
FINAL LAP!
Joshy: *in last* Hah! I got a bullet bill! I can use this to steal 1st!
little does Joshy know, Yoshi has been holding his shock item.
SHOCK!
Joshy: NO!
1st: Yoshi
2nd: Jay
3rd: Yoshi
Jay: Hey good game yall. I'll see y'all tomorrow, i think more people gonna be here.
Joshy: Hey Yoshi? How do you win a race?
Yoshi: I dunno, hold your shock in secret after being in last to ruin someones plan of using a bullet bill to steal 1st and brag about how they won
Joshy: Right...
EPISODE 2! Coming soon...
Can't wait for the next episode lol btw this could be interesting and mostly because we do not know which cup it's going to be but i think it could be maybe Wii's flower cup or maybe Ds's Flower cup i may be wrong but i'll just guess
2On 2025-06-23 at 19:06:57
I Would Like To Still Be On The Fanfic Since I've Got To Appear In The 3rd Race Of Season 1 So I'll Want To Be Here Again!
(btw i won't change my name, color and personality)
(btw i won't change my name, color and personality)
1On 2025-05-30 at 22:58:39
Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d
Episode 6 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
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in the locker, 10 minute break before the final race of the Mushroom Cup
Joshy: That race was wild, remember when we were taunting at the line? That was so funny!
Yoshi: I know right? *laughing* and that Ossama guy came in late and carried?
Ossama: Oh...it's nothing.
UK: Which track are we doing today anyway?
August: I think it was a land full of shy guys and stuf...shy guy hazard? Shy guy bastard? Oh! It was Shy Guy Bazaar!
WorldRecord: We need to make a plan!
12 minutes pass and 3 minutes remain until the final race
Joshy: I think we should get going for the race, Ima go get changed
UK: Same.
Sebastian: This gonna be sick!
after changing they head down to the race track
*crowd cheering*
Announcement: Welcome to the final race of the 3DS Mushroom Cup! Today we will be racing on the Shy Guy Bazaar! Be careful, the shy guys get a little aggressive when new-comers step on their territory, but mostly they're friendly little guys!
Limey: Hey August, do you think we gon' win this race?
August: Yeah!
they walk into their karts
Joshy: Yo guys, i got a plan!
*Sebastian, UK, WorldRecord, August, Ossama, Yoshi ask what*
Joshy: That Pro Karter is on to something crazy, he wants to see us lose and cry, so let's try to try to drive in a wall formation while keeping our defense items on the back of our karts!
Sebastian: Thats heck of an idea!
UK: Damn bro, that's actually a good plan.
they get set up
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?!
Pro Karters: YEAH!
Team None: YES!
Lakitu: On your marks, get set....GO!!!
ZOOM!!!
Joshy: Wall formation!
their racing line forms a wall
Pro Karter #1: What the hell is this?
shy guy walking
La la la la la~. *sees kart*
UK: OH SHIT!! *swerves*
Shy Guy: AHHHHHH!!! *covers*
UK: *drives to shy guy* aw you poor thing, are you ok?
Shy Guy: Y-yes... thank you
UK: You look bored! Wanna hop in?
Shy Guy: Yeah!
a shy guy watches from the distance and mistakes hopping in for a ride for being kidnapped
Shy Guy: Oh no! He's being kidnapped! I need to go tell General Guy!
UK and Shy Guy
*catches up to the front pack*
Joshy: Hey UK, OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!
*frowns*
UK: Hey! He's not no thing, he's a Shy Guy!
Shy Guy: hi...
Yoshi: AWWW! YOU'RE SUCH A CUTIE!!
Sebastian: What's all the commotion? OH MY GOSH! AREN'T YOU SUCH A CUTIE
WorldRecord: What what? Lemme see too! *looks* AWWWWWWWW!!!!
Pro Karter #1: Hah! They're so distracted by that ugly thing, I can catch them off guard, and they don't know I have a formation plan too! Team! RELEASE THE RED SHELLS!
back with team none
August: Uhm...guys? Look behind you
Joshy: Oh shit! DEFENSE WALL FORMATION!
they block the red shells!
Joshy: See! My plans always work
Lakitu: SECOND LAP!
Ossama: Do y'all hear that? Or am I tripping?
General Guy: GIVE BACK MY SHY GUY!
AHHHHH!
UK: Okay. Which of you bitches decided to snitch?
Shy Guy: I did!! driving his little streetle
UK: You little BITCH!! *throws his red shell backwards*
Shy Guy: *dodges by swerving* Hey! Don't waste items now! *smirking*
UK: GRRRRRRR
Ossama: GUYS GENERAL GUY IS RIGHT THERE!
General Guy: RELEASE THE POW BLOCKS!!
BOOM!!!
Stella: What the heck is going on in the front? Ima go check it out! *zooms past*
Announcement: What is going on with the race?
Nommanic: Stella wait! Im coming too!
front pack
Shy Guy: Oh no! What have I done?!
UK: No no! Don't worry! I actually don't know how to stop this...
Yoshi: I got it! Give me the shy guy!
UK: *hands shy guy*
Yoshi: Thank you, MR GENERAL GUY!! HERE IS YOUR SHY GUY!! Be safe little guy!
Shy Guy: You too!
Yoshi: *they drive off* See! That was easy!
Ossama: Uhm, He's still chasing us.
birdo appears out of no where and starts shooting eggs
UK: WHAT THE HELL?! CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
WorldRecord: I think I get it! Since Shy Guys first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 2 that's why birdo was able to spawn, and shy guys have a master, which is General Guy who appeared in Paper Mario 64! So that means...WE NEED TO BEAT THE BOSSES IN THE GAME BUT...I don't have an NES or an N64.
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!!
Yoshi: Lucky for you I got a whole game set up in my kart! Hurry up it's the final lap!
starts up Mario Bros 2
Yoshi: HURRY UP AND BEAT BIRDO!!
UK: AHHH SHE'S SHOOTING EGGS!!
Sebastian: Well you're lucky they didn't break
.
UK: Oh
He makes it to the birdo stage
WorldRecord: So I have to grab her eggs and throw them back!
beats birdo
WorldRecord: YES! Got it!
*birdo disappears*
WorldRecord: Now give me the Nintendo 64!
Yoshi: SHIT! HE'S SENDING A BUNCH OF HIS SHY GUYS
WorldRecord: IM GOING!!
Joshy: AHHHHHHH!!! ITS ALMOST THE END OF THE RACE!! HURRY!!!!!!
August: YOU STUPID LITTLE SHY GUYS!! GET OFF ME!!
WorldRecord:
General Guy: AHHHHHHHHH ILL COME BACK FOR YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!
Lakitu: Race finished!
Results:
1. Yoshi
2. WorldRecord
3. Ossama
4.UK
5. August
6. Joshy
7. Stella
8. Nommanic
9. Sebastian
10. Zach
11. Miku
12. Max
13. Coolmonkey
14. Limey
15. Marcelo
WorldRecord: WE DID IT! I mean, I did it.
Yoshi: *in shock* OH? YOU MEAN WE DID IT?! Without me what would you use to stop them? Hmmm?
WorldRecord: Yeah..
Shy Guy: You saved us! Y'all did it!
August: Yeah!
UK: Amazing!
Joshy: Awesome!
Ossama: We did it!
Announcement: Well folks that the end of the Grand Prix! We hope you enjoyed the Grand Prix! This was a fun event to host! We will now hand the trophy to the winning team.
Announcer: Here is your trophy.
UK: WOOHOO!
Joshy: YEAHH!!!!
YOSHI: WE ROCK!
OSSAMA: WE'RE THE BEST!
WorldRecord: YES!!!
Coolmonkey: WE DID IT!!!
Stay tuned for "Episode 7: Rainbow Riot"
Episode 6 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
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in the locker, 10 minute break before the final race of the Mushroom Cup
Joshy: That race was wild, remember when we were taunting at the line? That was so funny!
Yoshi: I know right? *laughing* and that Ossama guy came in late and carried?
Ossama: Oh...it's nothing.
UK: Which track are we doing today anyway?
August: I think it was a land full of shy guys and stuf...shy guy hazard? Shy guy bastard? Oh! It was Shy Guy Bazaar!
WorldRecord: We need to make a plan!
12 minutes pass and 3 minutes remain until the final race
Joshy: I think we should get going for the race, Ima go get changed
UK: Same.
Sebastian: This gonna be sick!
after changing they head down to the race track
*crowd cheering*
Announcement: Welcome to the final race of the 3DS Mushroom Cup! Today we will be racing on the Shy Guy Bazaar! Be careful, the shy guys get a little aggressive when new-comers step on their territory, but mostly they're friendly little guys!
Limey: Hey August, do you think we gon' win this race?
August: Yeah!
they walk into their karts
Joshy: Yo guys, i got a plan!
*Sebastian, UK, WorldRecord, August, Ossama, Yoshi ask what*
Joshy: That Pro Karter is on to something crazy, he wants to see us lose and cry, so let's try to try to drive in a wall formation while keeping our defense items on the back of our karts!
Sebastian: Thats heck of an idea!
UK: Damn bro, that's actually a good plan.
they get set up
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?!
Pro Karters: YEAH!
Team None: YES!
Lakitu: On your marks, get set....GO!!!
ZOOM!!!
Joshy: Wall formation!
their racing line forms a wall
Pro Karter #1: What the hell is this?
shy guy walking
La la la la la~. *sees kart*
UK: OH SHIT!! *swerves*
Shy Guy: AHHHHHH!!! *covers*
UK: *drives to shy guy* aw you poor thing, are you ok?
Shy Guy: Y-yes... thank you
UK: You look bored! Wanna hop in?
Shy Guy: Yeah!
a shy guy watches from the distance and mistakes hopping in for a ride for being kidnapped
Shy Guy: Oh no! He's being kidnapped! I need to go tell General Guy!
UK and Shy Guy
*catches up to the front pack*
Joshy: Hey UK, OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!
*frowns*
UK: Hey! He's not no thing, he's a Shy Guy!
Shy Guy: hi...
Yoshi: AWWW! YOU'RE SUCH A CUTIE!!
Sebastian: What's all the commotion? OH MY GOSH! AREN'T YOU SUCH A CUTIE
WorldRecord: What what? Lemme see too! *looks* AWWWWWWWW!!!!
Pro Karter #1: Hah! They're so distracted by that ugly thing, I can catch them off guard, and they don't know I have a formation plan too! Team! RELEASE THE RED SHELLS!
back with team none
August: Uhm...guys? Look behind you
Joshy: Oh shit! DEFENSE WALL FORMATION!
they block the red shells!
Joshy: See! My plans always work
Lakitu: SECOND LAP!
Ossama: Do y'all hear that? Or am I tripping?
General Guy: GIVE BACK MY SHY GUY!
AHHHHH!
UK: Okay. Which of you bitches decided to snitch?
Shy Guy: I did!! driving his little streetle
UK: You little BITCH!! *throws his red shell backwards*
Shy Guy: *dodges by swerving* Hey! Don't waste items now! *smirking*
UK: GRRRRRRR
Ossama: GUYS GENERAL GUY IS RIGHT THERE!
General Guy: RELEASE THE POW BLOCKS!!
BOOM!!!
Stella: What the heck is going on in the front? Ima go check it out! *zooms past*
Announcement: What is going on with the race?
Nommanic: Stella wait! Im coming too!
front pack
Shy Guy: Oh no! What have I done?!
UK: No no! Don't worry! I actually don't know how to stop this...
Yoshi: I got it! Give me the shy guy!
UK: *hands shy guy*
Yoshi: Thank you, MR GENERAL GUY!! HERE IS YOUR SHY GUY!! Be safe little guy!
Shy Guy: You too!
Yoshi: *they drive off* See! That was easy!
Ossama: Uhm, He's still chasing us.
birdo appears out of no where and starts shooting eggs
UK: WHAT THE HELL?! CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
WorldRecord: I think I get it! Since Shy Guys first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 2 that's why birdo was able to spawn, and shy guys have a master, which is General Guy who appeared in Paper Mario 64! So that means...WE NEED TO BEAT THE BOSSES IN THE GAME BUT...I don't have an NES or an N64.
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!!
Yoshi: Lucky for you I got a whole game set up in my kart! Hurry up it's the final lap!
starts up Mario Bros 2
Yoshi: HURRY UP AND BEAT BIRDO!!
UK: AHHH SHE'S SHOOTING EGGS!!
Sebastian: Well you're lucky they didn't break
.UK: Oh
He makes it to the birdo stage
WorldRecord: So I have to grab her eggs and throw them back!
beats birdo
WorldRecord: YES! Got it!
*birdo disappears*
WorldRecord: Now give me the Nintendo 64!
Yoshi: SHIT! HE'S SENDING A BUNCH OF HIS SHY GUYS
WorldRecord: IM GOING!!
Joshy: AHHHHHHH!!! ITS ALMOST THE END OF THE RACE!! HURRY!!!!!!
August: YOU STUPID LITTLE SHY GUYS!! GET OFF ME!!
WorldRecord:
General Guy: AHHHHHHHHH ILL COME BACK FOR YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!
Lakitu: Race finished!
Results:
1. Yoshi
2. WorldRecord
3. Ossama
4.UK
5. August
6. Joshy
7. Stella
8. Nommanic
9. Sebastian
10. Zach
11. Miku
12. Max
13. Coolmonkey
14. Limey
15. Marcelo
WorldRecord: WE DID IT! I mean, I did it.
Yoshi: *in shock* OH? YOU MEAN WE DID IT?! Without me what would you use to stop them? Hmmm?
WorldRecord: Yeah..
Shy Guy: You saved us! Y'all did it!
August: Yeah!
UK: Amazing!
Joshy: Awesome!
Ossama: We did it!
Announcement: Well folks that the end of the Grand Prix! We hope you enjoyed the Grand Prix! This was a fun event to host! We will now hand the trophy to the winning team.
Announcer: Here is your trophy.
UK: WOOHOO!
Joshy: YEAHH!!!!
YOSHI: WE ROCK!
OSSAMA: WE'RE THE BEST!
WorldRecord: YES!!!
Coolmonkey: WE DID IT!!!
Stay tuned for "Episode 7: Rainbow Riot"
I'll Revive The Topic By Just Saying That This Could Have Been The Best Or One Of The Best Episodes
On 2025-05-27 at 17:59:28
Episode 5: Grand Prix 1c
How to win a race episode 5 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
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*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*
Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.
Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.
Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.
*they all walk out*
Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!
Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?
Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!
Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!
Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*
Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!
Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*
they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*
Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?
Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!
*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*
they exit and taunt at the finish line
Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...
*they both cross the line*
Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!
Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic
Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!
Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d
How to win a race episode 5 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
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*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*
Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.
Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.
Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.
*they all walk out*
Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!
Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?
Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!
Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!
Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*
Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!
Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*
they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*
Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?
Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!
*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*
they exit and taunt at the finish line
Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...
*they both cross the line*
Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!
Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic
Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!
Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d
The Fact That The Only Thing I Said Here It's Hi, I'm Sebastian It's Crazy Lol
I Hope I Talk A Little Bit More In The Next Episode Lmao
Anyways Good Episode
On 2025-05-25 at 22:04:21
Here is the list of people in the fanfic
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucIWN4BEn00BWinF45VxxAXBcJoNIEn6Eg28CfrSHGw/edit?usp=sharing
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucIWN4BEn00BWinF45VxxAXBcJoNIEn6Eg28CfrSHGw/edit?usp=sharing
Cool!
On 2025-05-25 at 20:33:41
Alright Here I Am For This
Name: Sebastian
Color: Dark Blue
Personality: A Fan Of Mario Games Most Likely Mario Kart, He's Friendly To Everyone Expect To Some People Who Bully Him
Name: Sebastian
Color: Dark Blue
Personality: A Fan Of Mario Games Most Likely Mario Kart, He's Friendly To Everyone Expect To Some People Who Bully Him
1thoughts on Sonic CD
What's your favorite Mariokart 8 Deluxe track? ( or CTGP Deluxe track)
On 2025-03-05 at 23:33:16
Here's My Two Favorite Tracks From Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Base Game: Big Blue
DLC Madrid Drive (For Some Reason)
Base Game: Big Blue
DLC Madrid Drive (For Some Reason)
Rating cups, multicups ,circuits, battle courses and everything else
On 2025-06-06 at 21:28:33
1On 2025-06-06 at 20:10:51
I Have A Question Before I Send A Track Ok?
Does It Have To Be Complete Mode Only Or It Can Be In Both Quick Mode And Complete Mode?
Does It Have To Be Complete Mode Only Or It Can Be In Both Quick Mode And Complete Mode?
Something you HATE a lot
On 2025-04-15 at 21:10:24
The World 3 In Super Mario Bros 3 Because Of The Cheep Cheeps And All Of That
Don't hide your subtle truths!
On 2025-04-14 at 22:24:37
I AM THE CREATOR OF THE BCP FROM MARIO KART 8 DELUXE
1(UPCOMING FANFIC)MKPC's mushroom kingdom adventure
On 2025-07-25 at 18:34:14
Well if ya wanna join just say it
there are 4 teams (each with a leader)
all teams have 5 spots(1 of them being for a leader)but red team has four spots cuz im the leader of red team
Red Team
Blue Team
Green Team
Yellow Team
there are 4 teams (each with a leader)
all teams have 5 spots(1 of them being for a leader)but red team has four spots cuz im the leader of red team
Red Team
Blue Team
Green Team
Yellow Team
I want to Join and i'll be in Blue Team.
Sebastian Kart... IN COMPLETE MODE!
On 2025-07-24 at 19:08:16
Some Of You May Know That I Mostly Make Quick Mode Tracks But Now These Last Days I've Started Making Complete Mode Tracks And What I'll Do It's That I'll Make Tracks From Super Sebastian Kart TO Sebastian Kart CROSSROADS In Complete Mode! And Rn There Are A Few Tracks Added And You Guys Can Request Me Some Tracks If Y'all Want Since I Need To Think Alot Doing This So Wish Me Luck And Here You Guys Can Request Me Any Track That I've Made That Y'all Would Like To See!
Sebastian Kart All Stars: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?mid=10174
Sebastian Kart Crossroads: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?mid=13778
And Also Here's The Tracks Order For Every Sebastian Kart Game That Will Be Here In Each Cups So Y'all Can Choose Which Would You Guys Like To See (If Y'all Want To Choose)
Apple Cup:
SSK Sebastian Circuit 1
SKDD Cat Park
SKSC Jungle Park
SK64 Martina Beach
Candy Cup:
SK DS Mia Town
SK6 Desert Temple
SKD Bubu's Mansion
SKC Sebastian & Thomy Stadium
Pizza Cup:
SKDD Flower Bridge
SSK Martina Ice World 1
SKC Pizza Festival
SK7 Neo Jesy City
Special Cup:
SK DS Franco Stadium
SKD Nana's Clouds On The Sky
SKSC Bruno Castle 2
SK6 RAINBOW ROAD
Hope Y'all Can Help Me Choosing Some Tracks To Make And Wish Me Luck For This!
Sebastian Kart All Stars: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?mid=10174
Sebastian Kart Crossroads: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?mid=13778
And Also Here's The Tracks Order For Every Sebastian Kart Game That Will Be Here In Each Cups So Y'all Can Choose Which Would You Guys Like To See (If Y'all Want To Choose)
Apple Cup:
SSK Sebastian Circuit 1
SKDD Cat Park
SKSC Jungle Park
SK64 Martina Beach
Candy Cup:
SK DS Mia Town
SK6 Desert Temple
SKD Bubu's Mansion
SKC Sebastian & Thomy Stadium
Pizza Cup:
SKDD Flower Bridge
SSK Martina Ice World 1
SKC Pizza Festival
SK7 Neo Jesy City
Special Cup:
SK DS Franco Stadium
SKD Nana's Clouds On The Sky
SKSC Bruno Castle 2
SK6 RAINBOW ROAD
Hope Y'all Can Help Me Choosing Some Tracks To Make And Wish Me Luck For This!
Stupid features in MKPC you want gone
On 2025-07-12 at 19:19:34
Blooper.
Same
Sebastian Kart CROSSROADS Booster Course Pass
On 2025-07-12 at 15:48:16
Here's The Teaser For The Next Tracks For The Next Wave Including The ONE Crossover Track For This Wave!
Music For First Half:
Hope Y'all Like This Third Wave!
Music For First Half:
Wii Dk Summit! The Track That Was Planned For The Base Game Cups It's Now Here In The BCP!
SK DS Bubu Pass!
A Brand New Track Called... Isabelle's Shipyard!
SK64 Pig Farm!
SK7 Thomy Shipyard!
Fire Fortress Will Also Come To This Wave! And Now... We Should Go To A Road Guys That's...
SK DS Bubu Pass!
A Brand New Track Called... Isabelle's Shipyard!
SK64 Pig Farm!
SK7 Thomy Shipyard!
Fire Fortress Will Also Come To This Wave! And Now... We Should Go To A Road Guys That's...
Hope Y'all Like This Third Wave!
On 2025-07-10 at 21:26:50
Here are the tracks that will be in Wave 2!
Hope y'all like the tracks for this wave!
(I'll Not Say The Tracks In Order This Time Okay?)
Music For The First Half Of Tracks:
I Hope Y'all Like This Upcoming Wave!
Hope y'all like the tracks for this wave!
(I'll Not Say The Tracks In Order This Time Okay?)
Music For The First Half Of Tracks:
The Nether Fortress From Minecraft Will Come To Sebastian Kart Crossroads!
Next Track I'll Show It's... GBA Cheese Land!
SSK Nana Valley 1!
MK World Faraway Oasis!
DS Desert Hills!
SM7E Bowser's Castle It's Also Coming To Sebastian Kart Crossroads And Mostly Because Of One Reason...
Next Track I'll Show It's... GBA Cheese Land!
SSK Nana Valley 1!
MK World Faraway Oasis!
DS Desert Hills!
SM7E Bowser's Castle It's Also Coming To Sebastian Kart Crossroads And Mostly Because Of One Reason...
I Hope Y'all Like This Upcoming Wave!
On 2025-07-10 at 21:12:24
heres my tracks https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=203326&collab=5L8Xw49NXtkj1r7R8DtIsSf2
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=144508&collab=ecp2BupToocp3nog0a5barBF
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=191813&collab=TfoEIHGMmXyi4xtMq4-WoiZP
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=144508&collab=ecp2BupToocp3nog0a5barBF
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?id=191813&collab=TfoEIHGMmXyi4xtMq4-WoiZP
Mario's Goomba Circuit And Fire Fortress Work So Well For The BCP!
Btw Mario Circuit 2 R May Have To Be Replaced Because It's Just Mario Circuit 2 But Reverse But The Other Two Work So Well For This!
Btw I'll Reveal The Wave 2 Tracks In Some Minutes Maybe
Yes you can.
By The Way Guys get ready because i'm about to say the tracks that will be in the Wave 2!