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8615 pts ★ ExpertOn 2025-10-02 at 19:01:27
Since There's Right Now Four Characters I May Start The First Episode In A Few Hours But I'm Just Saying So Y'all Can Know And So That Other People Could Have The Chance To Join The Fanfic
On 2025-10-01 at 23:51:04
So... Since No One Has Joined Yet Here's The Proluge Episode For The Start Of This New Fanfic!
(2 Years After The Events Of All Four Seasons In Sebastian Kart: The Story...)
(In Sebastian's House...)
Sebastian: What A Nice Day To Relax...
Sebastian: I Could Probably Play Something Like... Super Mario Party Jamboree Since It Has Been Finally Out..
Sebastian: But I Don't Know If I Should Actually Play That Or Maybe-
(Suddenly In The TV There's A Annoucement)
Sebastian: Huh? What's That...
News: Some Of Y'all May Remember The Place "Racers Mansion" Where People Usually Go To Participe In Grand Prixs And It Also Had Showed Us Popular People To This Day Like: Sebastian, Isabelle, Yoshi LOVER, Cobaltgpt And More
Sebastian: Wait They Are Talking About That Place?
News: And The Announcement We're Doing It's That... A NEW TOURNAMENT It's Being Made!
Sebastian: Wait WHAT?!
News: This Tournament Will Have 24 Of The Most Popular People From That Place And They Will Participe In A Tournament To See Who's The Winner!
News: Anyways Commentators Of That Place Y'all Can Now Explain About This!
Commentator 1: Heya Everyone, As Y'all Heard We're Hosting A Tournament With 24 Of The Most Popular People That Were Here And They Will Race Against Each Other In Three Races!
Sebastian: Three... Races?
Commentator 1: And After Three Races Four People With The Least Amount Of Points Will Be ELIMINATED!
Commentator 1: And The Points Will Reset After The Three Races!
Sebastian: Oh Wow..
Commentator 1: So Get Ready For Brand New Tracks And Chaos!
Commentator 1: We're Going To Call The People Who Will Participe So They Can Come Here!
News: Thanks For Talking And As Y'all Heard About This Tournament-
(Sebastian Turns Off The TV Surprised)
Sebastian: Oh Wow... That Seems Pretty Cool! I Don't Think I May Get Invited But That Seems Cool-
(Suddenly He Gets A Message)
Sebastian: Huh?
(The Message: Hey Sebastian! Would You Like To Participe In A Tournament We're Hosting?)
Sebastian: WAIT WHA-
(One Hour Later..)
Sebastian: Alright... Here I Am...
Sebastian: I'm So Nervous And Excited About This!
Sebastian: Anyways... Here... We... GO!
End Of The Proluge Episode!
Hope Y'all Have Liked This Proluge Episode For This New Start!
EPISODE 0 The Proluge: A New Start!
(2 Years After The Events Of All Four Seasons In Sebastian Kart: The Story...)
(In Sebastian's House...)
Sebastian: What A Nice Day To Relax...
Sebastian: I Could Probably Play Something Like... Super Mario Party Jamboree Since It Has Been Finally Out..
Sebastian: But I Don't Know If I Should Actually Play That Or Maybe-
(Suddenly In The TV There's A Annoucement)
Sebastian: Huh? What's That...
News: Some Of Y'all May Remember The Place "Racers Mansion" Where People Usually Go To Participe In Grand Prixs And It Also Had Showed Us Popular People To This Day Like: Sebastian, Isabelle, Yoshi LOVER, Cobaltgpt And More
Sebastian: Wait They Are Talking About That Place?
News: And The Announcement We're Doing It's That... A NEW TOURNAMENT It's Being Made!
Sebastian: Wait WHAT?!
News: This Tournament Will Have 24 Of The Most Popular People From That Place And They Will Participe In A Tournament To See Who's The Winner!
News: Anyways Commentators Of That Place Y'all Can Now Explain About This!
Commentator 1: Heya Everyone, As Y'all Heard We're Hosting A Tournament With 24 Of The Most Popular People That Were Here And They Will Race Against Each Other In Three Races!
Sebastian: Three... Races?
Commentator 1: And After Three Races Four People With The Least Amount Of Points Will Be ELIMINATED!
Commentator 1: And The Points Will Reset After The Three Races!
Sebastian: Oh Wow..
Commentator 1: So Get Ready For Brand New Tracks And Chaos!
Commentator 1: We're Going To Call The People Who Will Participe So They Can Come Here!
News: Thanks For Talking And As Y'all Heard About This Tournament-
(Sebastian Turns Off The TV Surprised)
Sebastian: Oh Wow... That Seems Pretty Cool! I Don't Think I May Get Invited But That Seems Cool-
(Suddenly He Gets A Message)
Sebastian: Huh?
(The Message: Hey Sebastian! Would You Like To Participe In A Tournament We're Hosting?)
Sebastian: WAIT WHA-
(One Hour Later..)
Music:
Sebastian: Alright... Here I Am...
Sebastian: I'm So Nervous And Excited About This!
Sebastian: Anyways... Here... We... GO!
End Of The Proluge Episode!
Hope Y'all Have Liked This Proluge Episode For This New Start!
2On 2025-10-01 at 02:10:30
Some Of Y'all May Know That I've Made A Fanfic Called Sebastian Kart: The Story. But There's Some Bad News About That.. It Has Been Cancelled Sadly BUT...
I've Decided To Make A Fanfic About EVERYTHING That Happened AFTER All Of The Four Seasons Of That Other Fanfic!
And There's Going To Be A Lot Of New Things Here And This Time... There Can Be Up To 24 People!
And You Can Make Up To Two Characters (If You Want)
Anyways Here's Everything You Need Like To Join The Fanfic!
Name:
Personality:
Text Color:
Any Kart/Bike From Mario Kart DS, Wii, 7, 8, Tour Or World:
Any Glider From Mario Kart 7, 8, Tour Or World (World Automatically You Don't Choose A Glider):
Side: Good Or Bad (There Can Be 20 Good People And 4 Bad People For This)
Gender: Boy Or Girl
Name: Sebastian
Personality: Friendly To Everyone
Text Color: Blue
Kart: Mach 8
Glider: World Glider
Side: Good
Gender: Boy
And Here's The List Of Everyone Who Joins!
Good Team:
Sebastian
Nommanic
Opulent
Whisper
Marcelo
Cat-Cube
Isabelle
Choco
Cobaltgpt
Katie
???
Glitch
India
Random Guy 1
Random Guy 2
Random Guy 3
Random Guy 4
Random Guy 5
Random Girl 1
Random Girl 2
Bad Team:
Dark Lord
Scarbe
Cyberspace
Dawson
(Down Here You Can See Everything About Dark Lord, Katie And Dawson Only If You Want)
Hope Y'all Wish Me Luck Making This New Fanfic!
I've Decided To Make A Fanfic About EVERYTHING That Happened AFTER All Of The Four Seasons Of That Other Fanfic!
And There's Going To Be A Lot Of New Things Here And This Time... There Can Be Up To 24 People!
And You Can Make Up To Two Characters (If You Want)
Anyways Here's Everything You Need Like To Join The Fanfic!
Name:
Personality:
Text Color:
Any Kart/Bike From Mario Kart DS, Wii, 7, 8, Tour Or World:
Any Glider From Mario Kart 7, 8, Tour Or World (World Automatically You Don't Choose A Glider):
Side: Good Or Bad (There Can Be 20 Good People And 4 Bad People For This)
Gender: Boy Or Girl
Name: Sebastian
Personality: Friendly To Everyone
Text Color: Blue
Kart: Mach 8
Glider: World Glider
Side: Good
Gender: Boy
And Here's The List Of Everyone Who Joins!
Good Team:
Sebastian
Nommanic
Opulent
Whisper
Marcelo
Cat-Cube
Isabelle
Choco
Cobaltgpt
Katie
???
Glitch
India
Random Guy 1
Random Guy 2
Random Guy 3
Random Guy 4
Random Guy 5
Random Girl 1
Random Girl 2
Bad Team:
Dark Lord
Scarbe
Cyberspace
Dawson
(Down Here You Can See Everything About Dark Lord, Katie And Dawson Only If You Want)
Name: Dark Lord
Personality: Hates Sebastian A Lot And Knows How To Attack People
Text Color: Black
Kart: Bowser Bruiser (From World If Y'all Are Wondering)
Glider: Vampire Wings (From Tour)
Side: Bad
Gender: Boy
Name: Katie
Personality: Friends With Sebastian And She Likes To Be Alongside Sebastian
Text Color: Purple
Kart: Birthday Girl (From 7)
Glider: Planet Glider (From Tour)
Side: Good
Gender: Girl
Name: Dawson
Personality: Secretly An Ally Of Dark Lord And Knows How To Act Normal And Kind Towards Other People
Text Color: #a30f0f
Kart: Lightning Streamliner (From Tour)
Glider: Swooper (From 7)
Side: Bad
Gender: Boy
Personality: Hates Sebastian A Lot And Knows How To Attack People
Text Color: Black
Kart: Bowser Bruiser (From World If Y'all Are Wondering)
Glider: Vampire Wings (From Tour)
Side: Bad
Gender: Boy
Name: Katie
Personality: Friends With Sebastian And She Likes To Be Alongside Sebastian
Text Color: Purple
Kart: Birthday Girl (From 7)
Glider: Planet Glider (From Tour)
Side: Good
Gender: Girl
Name: Dawson
Personality: Secretly An Ally Of Dark Lord And Knows How To Act Normal And Kind Towards Other People
Text Color: #a30f0f
Kart: Lightning Streamliner (From Tour)
Glider: Swooper (From 7)
Side: Bad
Gender: Boy
Hope Y'all Wish Me Luck Making This New Fanfic!
1I'm getting sick :(
On 2025-11-13 at 22:08:31
i hope you stay sick forever
Dude Don't Say That To Him..
Also GamerGuy I Hope You Can Get Better Soon Because It's Not Great When Anyone It's Sick..
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1Share and Announce YOUR Major Projects!
On 2025-10-18 at 20:36:02
Right Now I Have Two Major Big Projects Being Made And Those Two Are:
Sebastian Kart X: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?mid=14224
(It's A QM Multicup And Will Even Have MORE Cups Then Sebastian Kart Crossroads But Right Now I Have A Demo Made With 9 Cups So Far)
And Sebastian Kart In Complete Mode Extra Content: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?mid=13990
(A CM Multicup That I Had Already Finished But I'm Adding Extra Content To It With New Tracks And Cups Right Now There's Only The Four Main Cups And Not Anything New... For Now)
Sebastian Kart X: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/circuit.php?mid=14224
(It's A QM Multicup And Will Even Have MORE Cups Then Sebastian Kart Crossroads But Right Now I Have A Demo Made With 9 Cups So Far)
And Sebastian Kart In Complete Mode Extra Content: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?mid=13990
(A CM Multicup That I Had Already Finished But I'm Adding Extra Content To It With New Tracks And Cups Right Now There's Only The Four Main Cups And Not Anything New... For Now)
1happy birthday BowserJr03
On 2025-11-03 at 21:39:57
Happy Birthday!
2Don't hide your subtle truths!
On 2025-04-14 at 22:24:37
I AM THE CREATOR OF THE BCP FROM MARIO KART 8 DELUXE
1HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY
On 2025-10-31 at 19:17:53
Happy Halloween!
I Wish There Was A Boo Smiley
2This is Mario Kart [fanfic]
On 2025-10-03 at 22:18:35
Here's challenge for you: Find all the references in this episode. (There are 12 of them.) I put them all in a spoiler at the end. (I wrote this all in one day btw.)
Season 1 Episode 6
Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills of Desert
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9814943
(Music Starts Immediately)
Mimi: HOPE YALL HAD A RELAXING WEEKEND, TIME FOR THE NEXT CUP!!!
(Everyone breakfasts and changes into racer uniform, nothing unusual.)
Buck: We're gonna win this one!
Explorers: No, us!
Nommanic: Not a chance!
Toad: We're gonna win this one, too! ... Speaking of which, what cup are we doing today for the 4-day Grand Prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing--
Sébastien: AHAHAHA!! We're doing the FLOWER CUP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH--
Sebastian: Sorry, I think he's on something. Snap out of it! If you keep acting like this we will lose the Grand Prix! I know you don't want that so you better chill out!
Sébastien: ...Hugh?!
Canada: Is he drunk?
Sebstian: He sounds drunk.
Explorer: Guys! We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
Cinnamon: Sit your ass down boy! *attacks*
potterpot: oh no! stop the fight!
Sebastian: Explorer, calm down!
Explorer: NO! HE PUSHED ME!! Sit your ass down, boy!
(Sebastian collapses.)
Nommanic and Katie: SEBASTIAAAN!!
(Music Change)
Then, Explorer dealt the final blow and knocked Sebastian to the wall. Nommanic and Katie approach him.
S-Sebastian?
Nnnnnrgk!
With that, Sebastian jumps out the window, shattering the glass to a hundred pieces. Without hesitation, Katie dives after him. With hesitation, Nommanic dives, but not before:
Cinnamon! When you're done, follow us!!!
Explorers: E-Explorer! Wh-why did you do that?!
Explorer: Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you! He should burn! Burn! Give him death!
Cinnamon: Please! True Biddybudders know when to crash out and when to not! Just... whatever.
Cinnamon follows Nommanic and Katie out the window. Meanwhile, Nommanic and Katie were trying their hardest to calm Sebastian down.
Hey... Are you okay?
Yeah... I-I'm okay...
You don't seem okay at all.
I'm telling you the truth! I'm o-okay!...
It's just that...
I always feel like I'm not great at all... Like... Not even in school I'm good... Not even in some birthdays I get invited to... always ignored in different ways... Bullied And...
Just leave me alone...
I prefer to just be here alone waiting for the next race than being with anyone...
Don't say that! You're actually great! Like...
Ruby: Ahem. SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
(Music Change)
Sebastian: ...? I'm... fine?
Ruby: Yes! SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
Sebastian takes several deep breaths. Then...
Sebastian: SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
WELCOME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race!
(Nommanic checks the track teller.)
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Nommanic: Not that I need it.
The race starts, and everyone is bagging... except for Nommanic and Cinnamon?!?
GamerGuy: What the hell is Nommanic doing? He's gonna lose!
The racers have finished bagging, and the Red Cherries are in last!
Guys! We're in last! We need something!
I have a Super Leaf!
We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
Nommanic: Alright, solid lead... What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Look at this!
Cinnamon: Huh? *looks back* What the fu--?! They're coming at us angry and with CLENCHED UP FISTS!! OH NO!!
Everyone reaches the second lap.
Katie: Sebastian! THREE INCOMING BLUE SHELLS!!
Sebastian: ...! Don't worry! I'll take the damage!
What the hell?! Sebastian DOVE OUT OF HIS KART!!!
Katie: Sebastian! Wh-what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just... Just win for me!!
The three blue shells smack into Sebastian. Now that's gonna hurt.
Katie: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Sebastian: Katie, keep going! Down's stop heeeere!!
Katie: Right! I have to win for you, Sebastian!
Let's see how SUPER SMASH BROS is doing here...
Nommanic: Dammit! I can't outrace them! The Cherries are coming!
Cinnamon: I'll use my item!
(Music Change)
And the Shadow Locks slam onto the cherries, making them all drop to last! Now, Katie is in first, but Explorers and Explorer are falling behind!
Explorers: Ugh! *stops the kart and bags* Should we help Sebastian?
No reply by Explorer.
Explorers: Ugh. FINE.
While he is bagging, Explorers hops out of the kart and helps Sebastian into the truck.
Explorers: ... ... ... ... Those are the items! Let's go!
Huh? Explorer used the Flower Bud... and they zoom down the track in the OOB? That was definitely NOT in the spec. How can a Flower Bud be more pompous or more OP that it already is Khura'in III? Now, in the front...
Sebastian: I'm back. *looks at minimap* OH NO, EVEN MORE BLUE SHELLS!
(Music Change)
Vvvrrr...
OH MY, THAT IS WHOLESOME!! NOMMANIC USES HIS MUSHROOM TO BOUNCE SEBASTIAN'S KART OUT OF THE SPINY SHELL'S BLAST ZONE! BOTH OF THEM TAKE A WIDE DRIFT INTO THE OFF-ROAD AND SIMULTANEOUSLY TRICK AT A JUMP! HOW WHOLESOME! Meanwhile, Explorer's OP item got him to first place very fast.
THIRD LAP, FINAL LAP!!!
This is it. The final lap. So many racers are bagging in a desperate chance too... oh no, Explorers and Explorer win. Uh oh. The Pro Karters are not friendly right now. GamerGuy and GamerGirl are safely ahead of them, just like the shou-- anyways, Kevin and Stella aren't having a great time.
Heh heh heh... we may failed to kidnap you one time, but--
What the-- THE PRO KARTER LEADER IS CONFESSING TO KIDNAPPING?!?
We won't fail this time, though!
Kevin: Now!
Kevin and Stella attack the Pro Karters like crazy, and for the final strike, Stella Gigavolts everyone else, and Kevin blows the Karters off the stage.
Yeah!
Meanwhile, Nommanic and Cinnamon aren't having a great time either. They had been karted.
Buck: Alright. Did you really think you can beat me at Mario Kart?
Cinnamon: No. (Just trust me, okay?)
Tom: Wha--
Cinnamon: Just kidding!
Nommanic constructs a knife--
--that can't kill if aimlessly thrown!
Cinnamon waves it around the air, stabbing both Buck and Tom, before flinging them into the air. While in the air, Tom and Buck collide with a Red Cherry one who got blown up into the air. The impact loosens the knife, and the bodies fall into the oasis...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stella: Huh?
The knife stabs into Stella's back, killing-- no wait, LEAVING HER WITH ONE HP LEFT!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: See? I told you it can't kill if aimlessly thrown!
Kevin: You didn't have to rub it in!
And with that, Nommanic and Cinnamon finish the race.
Explorer(s): YES YES WE WON THE RACE!!!
(Sebastian walks over to them and punches Explorer in the face.)
India: Eh watch out man you almost hit my samosas and fish!
(Explorer whams into Stella, who--)
India: My samosas! Whack whack WHACKWHACK--
Kevin: Calm down! She's on... low... HP.
Nommanic: You know, Cheetos aren't really my favorite snacks.
Season 1
Episode 6
Hills and Hills...of Desert
THE END
...to be continued...
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References list:
Season 1 Episode 6
Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills and Hills of Desert
Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9814943
(Music Starts Immediately)
Mimi: HOPE YALL HAD A RELAXING WEEKEND, TIME FOR THE NEXT CUP!!!
(Everyone breakfasts and changes into racer uniform, nothing unusual.)
Buck: We're gonna win this one!
Explorers: No, us!
Nommanic: Not a chance!
Toad: We're gonna win this one, too! ... Speaking of which, what cup are we doing today for the 4-day Grand Prix?
Nommanic: I'm pretty sure we're doing--
Sébastien: AHAHAHA!! We're doing the FLOWER CUP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH--
Sebastian: Sorry, I think he's on something. Snap out of it! If you keep acting like this we will lose the Grand Prix! I know you don't want that so you better chill out!
Sébastien: ...Hugh?!
Canada: Is he drunk?
Sebstian: He sounds drunk.
Explorer: Guys! We need to get a team name! We will be named, THE BIDDYBUDDERS!
Cinnamon: Sit your ass down boy! *attacks*
potterpot: oh no! stop the fight!
Sebastian: Explorer, calm down!
Explorer: NO! HE PUSHED ME!! Sit your ass down, boy!
(Sebastian collapses.)
Nommanic and Katie: SEBASTIAAAN!!
(Music Change)
Then, Explorer dealt the final blow and knocked Sebastian to the wall. Nommanic and Katie approach him.
S-Sebastian?
Nnnnnrgk!
With that, Sebastian jumps out the window, shattering the glass to a hundred pieces. Without hesitation, Katie dives after him. With hesitation, Nommanic dives, but not before:
Cinnamon! When you're done, follow us!!!
Explorers: E-Explorer! Wh-why did you do that?!
Explorer: Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you! He should burn! Burn! Give him death!
Cinnamon: Please! True Biddybudders know when to crash out and when to not! Just... whatever.
Cinnamon follows Nommanic and Katie out the window. Meanwhile, Nommanic and Katie were trying their hardest to calm Sebastian down.
Hey... Are you okay?
Yeah... I-I'm okay...
You don't seem okay at all.
I'm telling you the truth! I'm o-okay!...
It's just that...
I always feel like I'm not great at all... Like... Not even in school I'm good... Not even in some birthdays I get invited to... always ignored in different ways... Bullied And...
Just leave me alone...
I prefer to just be here alone waiting for the next race than being with anyone...
Don't say that! You're actually great! Like...
Ruby: Ahem. SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
(Music Change)
Sebastian: ...? I'm... fine?
Ruby: Yes! SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
Sebastian takes several deep breaths. Then...
Sebastian: SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!
WELCOME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race!
(Nommanic checks the track teller.)
Desert Hills: Bagger
Reason: A lot of shortcuts and offroad
Results: If done correctly on not bagged too long, you will get 1st place to 14th if reverse drifter.
Nommanic: Not that I need it.
The race starts, and everyone is bagging... except for Nommanic and Cinnamon?!?
GamerGuy: What the hell is Nommanic doing? He's gonna lose!
The racers have finished bagging, and the Red Cherries are in last!
Guys! We're in last! We need something!
I have a Super Leaf!
We don't need abilities! We need to knock them out! With out fists!!! ITS SUPER SMASH BROS TIME!
Nommanic: Alright, solid lead... What is that noise?! *looks back* What the?! Look at this!
Cinnamon: Huh? *looks back* What the fu--?! They're coming at us angry and with CLENCHED UP FISTS!! OH NO!!
Everyone reaches the second lap.
Katie: Sebastian! THREE INCOMING BLUE SHELLS!!
Sebastian: ...! Don't worry! I'll take the damage!
What the hell?! Sebastian DOVE OUT OF HIS KART!!!
Katie: Sebastian! Wh-what are you doing?!
Sebastian: Just... Just win for me!!
The three blue shells smack into Sebastian. Now that's gonna hurt.
Katie: *tears up* Sebastian did that for me..?
Sebastian: Katie, keep going! Down's stop heeeere!!
Katie: Right! I have to win for you, Sebastian!
Let's see how SUPER SMASH BROS is doing here...
Nommanic: Dammit! I can't outrace them! The Cherries are coming!
Cinnamon: I'll use my item!
(Music Change)
And the Shadow Locks slam onto the cherries, making them all drop to last! Now, Katie is in first, but Explorers and Explorer are falling behind!
Explorers: Ugh! *stops the kart and bags* Should we help Sebastian?
No reply by Explorer.
Explorers: Ugh. FINE.
While he is bagging, Explorers hops out of the kart and helps Sebastian into the truck.
Explorers: ... ... ... ... Those are the items! Let's go!
Huh? Explorer used the Flower Bud... and they zoom down the track in the OOB? That was definitely NOT in the spec. How can a Flower Bud be more pompous or more OP that it already is Khura'in III? Now, in the front...
Sebastian: I'm back. *looks at minimap* OH NO, EVEN MORE BLUE SHELLS!
(Music Change)
Vvvrrr...
OH MY, THAT IS WHOLESOME!! NOMMANIC USES HIS MUSHROOM TO BOUNCE SEBASTIAN'S KART OUT OF THE SPINY SHELL'S BLAST ZONE! BOTH OF THEM TAKE A WIDE DRIFT INTO THE OFF-ROAD AND SIMULTANEOUSLY TRICK AT A JUMP! HOW WHOLESOME! Meanwhile, Explorer's OP item got him to first place very fast.
THIRD LAP, FINAL LAP!!!
This is it. The final lap. So many racers are bagging in a desperate chance too... oh no, Explorers and Explorer win. Uh oh. The Pro Karters are not friendly right now. GamerGuy and GamerGirl are safely ahead of them, just like the shou-- anyways, Kevin and Stella aren't having a great time.
Heh heh heh... we may failed to kidnap you one time, but--
What the-- THE PRO KARTER LEADER IS CONFESSING TO KIDNAPPING?!?
We won't fail this time, though!
Kevin: Now!
Kevin and Stella attack the Pro Karters like crazy, and for the final strike, Stella Gigavolts everyone else, and Kevin blows the Karters off the stage.
Yeah!
Meanwhile, Nommanic and Cinnamon aren't having a great time either. They had been karted.
Buck: Alright. Did you really think you can beat me at Mario Kart?
Cinnamon: No. (Just trust me, okay?)
Tom: Wha--
Cinnamon: Just kidding!
Nommanic constructs a knife--
--that can't kill if aimlessly thrown!
Cinnamon waves it around the air, stabbing both Buck and Tom, before flinging them into the air. While in the air, Tom and Buck collide with a Red Cherry one who got blown up into the air. The impact loosens the knife, and the bodies fall into the oasis...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stella: Huh?
The knife stabs into Stella's back, killing-- no wait, LEAVING HER WITH ONE HP LEFT!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: See? I told you it can't kill if aimlessly thrown!
Kevin: You didn't have to rub it in!
And with that, Nommanic and Cinnamon finish the race.
Explorer(s): YES YES WE WON THE RACE!!!
(Sebastian walks over to them and punches Explorer in the face.)
India: Eh watch out man you almost hit my samosas and fish!
(Explorer whams into Stella, who--)
India: My samosas! Whack whack WHACKWHACK--
Kevin: Calm down! She's on... low... HP.
Nommanic: You know, Cheetos aren't really my favorite snacks.
Season 1
Episode 6
Hills and Hills...of Desert
THE END
...to be continued...
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References list:
#1: "Is he drunk?"
From "How to Win a Race" (Season 2 Episode 4) by --jay--
#2: "Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you!"
Quote from Frank Sahwit in "The First Turnaout" (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)
#3: "Like... Not even in school I'm good..."
From "Sebastian Kart: The Story" (Season 1 Episode 3.5) by Sebastian_Valdez4
#4: "SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!"
References Apollo Justice (From the Ace Attorney series)
#5: "WELCOME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race!" and the race after that inspired by HTWAR S2 E4 by --jay--
#6: "GamerGuy and GamerGirl are safely ahead of them, just like the shou--"
References -GamerGuy- who said in "Super Smash Bros. X MKPC": "alright I think I might do GamerGirl if I have time (who am I kidding I have 4 days off because of Labor Day) although if I do make GamerGirl she'll be an echo fighter for GamerGuy, which means she should be next to him on the roster (make sure it says an "3" next to GamerGirl's name on the roster) just like they shou-" and "the "just like they shou-" part is a reference to @OCM's fanfic where it says "oh look, GamerGirl's helping his boyfr- *cough cough* friend!""
#7: "How can a Flower Bud be more pompous or more OP that it already is Khura'in III?"
References "Phoenix Wright: Spirit of Justice" (Turnabout Revolution.) "Inga Karkhuul Haw'kohd Dis'nahm Bi'ahni Lawga Ormo Pohmpus Da'nit Ar'edi Iz Khura'in III"
#8: "THE PRO KARTER LEADER IS CONFESSING TO KIDNAPPING?!?" and "-that can't kill if aimlessly thrown!"
References "The Silly Adventures" (Season 2 Episode 9) by OCM
#9: "You didn't have to rub it in!"
References Kevin's bio in the Archipelago character bio list by SuperSwimmer
#10: "Eh watch out man you almost hit my samosas and fish!"
From indiancharizard, who wrote "I wanna see india eating samosas and fish in next episode
ALSO YOU never mentioned his chappal"
#11: "A scientific break-in has discovered that Cheetos are poisonous!" references "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Douglas Adams.
SPOILER ALERT FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES
#12: "Buck: We're gonna win this one!
Explorers: No, us!
Nommanic: Not a chance!
Toad: We're gonna win this one, too!"
References... something. I'm not telling because it's a spoiler, duh.
From "How to Win a Race" (Season 2 Episode 4) by --jay--
#2: "Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Shutupshutupshutup! I hate you!"
Quote from Frank Sahwit in "The First Turnaout" (Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney)
#3: "Like... Not even in school I'm good..."
From "Sebastian Kart: The Story" (Season 1 Episode 3.5) by Sebastian_Valdez4
#4: "SEBASTIAN VALDEZ IS FIIINE!!!"
References Apollo Justice (From the Ace Attorney series)
#5: "WELCOME ONE WELCOME ALL TO THE 2005 GRAND PRIX FLOWER CUP! This is an great day to be racing on the DESERT HILLS! Each day there will be one race!" and the race after that inspired by HTWAR S2 E4 by --jay--
#6: "GamerGuy and GamerGirl are safely ahead of them, just like the shou--"
References -GamerGuy- who said in "Super Smash Bros. X MKPC": "alright I think I might do GamerGirl if I have time (who am I kidding I have 4 days off because of Labor Day) although if I do make GamerGirl she'll be an echo fighter for GamerGuy, which means she should be next to him on the roster (make sure it says an "3" next to GamerGirl's name on the roster) just like they shou-" and "the "just like they shou-" part is a reference to @OCM's fanfic where it says "oh look, GamerGirl's helping his boyfr- *cough cough* friend!""
#7: "How can a Flower Bud be more pompous or more OP that it already is Khura'in III?"
References "Phoenix Wright: Spirit of Justice" (Turnabout Revolution.) "Inga Karkhuul Haw'kohd Dis'nahm Bi'ahni Lawga Ormo Pohmpus Da'nit Ar'edi Iz Khura'in III"
#8: "THE PRO KARTER LEADER IS CONFESSING TO KIDNAPPING?!?" and "-that can't kill if aimlessly thrown!"
References "The Silly Adventures" (Season 2 Episode 9) by OCM
#9: "You didn't have to rub it in!"
References Kevin's bio in the Archipelago character bio list by SuperSwimmer
#10: "Eh watch out man you almost hit my samosas and fish!"
From indiancharizard, who wrote "I wanna see india eating samosas and fish in next episode
ALSO YOU never mentioned his chappal"
#11: "A scientific break-in has discovered that Cheetos are poisonous!" references "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Douglas Adams.
SPOILER ALERT FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES
#12: "Buck: We're gonna win this one!
Explorers: No, us!
Nommanic: Not a chance!
Toad: We're gonna win this one, too!"
References... something. I'm not telling because it's a spoiler, duh.
I Like So Much How The Start Of The Episode (Like Before The Race Starts) Sebastian And Katie Have A Lot Of Dialogue!
I Also Love How You Made A Reference Of Season 1 Episode 3.5 Of My Fanfic Sebastian Kart: The Story!
On 2025-09-08 at 03:55:07
Alright So I Want To Join As Well! Idk Why I Haven't Joined Before Tbh
Here's My First Character:
Name: Sebastian
Personality: Friendly, Knows How To Drive And Can Get Confused At Some Specific Things Sometimes..
Text Color: Blue
Parther: Katie (Btw I May Start Including This Character For Some Of My New Tracks)
Kart: Red Fire (From Double Dash)
Special Item: Fire Flower
Special Abilities: None
Age: 14
And Here's The Second Character:
Name: Katie
Personality: Knows Where To Go, Can Be A Bit Funny Sometimes And She's Likes To Be Alongside Sebastian
Text Color: Purple
Parther: Sebastian
Kart: (Same As Sebastian)
Special Item: Ice Flower
Special Abilities: None
Age: 15
Here's My First Character:
Name: Sebastian
Personality: Friendly, Knows How To Drive And Can Get Confused At Some Specific Things Sometimes..
Text Color: Blue
Parther: Katie (Btw I May Start Including This Character For Some Of My New Tracks)
Kart: Red Fire (From Double Dash)
Special Item: Fire Flower
Special Abilities: None
Age: 14
And Here's The Second Character:
Name: Katie
Personality: Knows Where To Go, Can Be A Bit Funny Sometimes And She's Likes To Be Alongside Sebastian
Text Color: Purple
Parther: Sebastian
Kart: (Same As Sebastian)
Special Item: Ice Flower
Special Abilities: None
Age: 15
1Collab For Sebastian Kart In CM!
On 2025-10-26 at 22:07:22
Well Uhhh...
This It's Already Like The Second Time I've Revived This Topic Just So That There Can Be More Tracks So Sebastian Kart In Complete Mode Can Have Collab Tracks In The Extra Content Update...
Anyways Remember That You Can Sent Up To Three Tracks Here If You're Going To Add Any Track Or Multiple Tracks!
This It's Already Like The Second Time I've Revived This Topic Just So That There Can Be More Tracks So Sebastian Kart In Complete Mode Can Have Collab Tracks In The Extra Content Update...
Anyways Remember That You Can Sent Up To Three Tracks Here If You're Going To Add Any Track Or Multiple Tracks!
On 2025-10-24 at 14:57:14
I Forgot To Say That Tracks That Use Pixel Art Really Fit And Work For This Because My Main Cups Of The CM Multicup Are All Made With Pixels!
And Also This Track It's The First Track That Will Be In The Diamond Cup Because Of The Layout, And Maybe Diffilculty I Guess But Anyways.. Only 3 Tracks Had Been Accepted So Far
On 2025-10-23 at 22:35:30
Ummm... I Think This Topic It's Just Dead Right Now.. But I'll Revive It Rn So People Can Sent Other Tracks So I Can Add The Collab Cups To The Extra Content Of Sebastian Kart In CM
On 2025-10-15 at 17:35:15
So I'll Revive This Topic Just So That Y'all Can Sent Tracks For Sebastian Kart In CM
(Also Remember That You Can Sent Up To Three Tracks That Have To Be In CM And They Cannot Be Any Retro)
(Also Remember That You Can Sent Up To Three Tracks That Have To Be In CM And They Cannot Be Any Retro)
On 2025-10-14 at 21:59:16
The Title Says What This It's About..
There's A Extra Content That I'm Planing To Add To Sebastian Kart In Complete Mode And Besides Retro Tracks And Other Extra Tracks To Be Added I Also Want To Add Some Collab Tracks! And You Can Sent Up To Three Tracks That You Want Here!
It Has To Be Complete Mode Only Too If Y'all Are Wondering And It CANNOT BE Any Retro Track So If Y'all Want To Sent Tracks To Collab With Me For My Extra Content Of Sebastian Kart In Complete Mode Then You Can Do It! If You Want
Here Are The Cups That Will Be Here With Yours And Other's Tracks!
And I'll Be Deciding The Order Depending On The Diffilculty And Layout
Bread Cup:
??? By ???
Boshi Skatepark By -GamerGuy-
??? By ???
??? By ???
Cherry Cup:
??? By ???
??? By ???
??? By ???
??? By ???
Lemon Cup:
??? By ???
??? By ???
??? By ???
Castlegrounds By -Kirbster-
Diamond Cup:
Waluigi Stadium By S3
??? By ???
??? By ???
??? By ???
There's A Extra Content That I'm Planing To Add To Sebastian Kart In Complete Mode And Besides Retro Tracks And Other Extra Tracks To Be Added I Also Want To Add Some Collab Tracks! And You Can Sent Up To Three Tracks That You Want Here!
It Has To Be Complete Mode Only Too If Y'all Are Wondering And It CANNOT BE Any Retro Track So If Y'all Want To Sent Tracks To Collab With Me For My Extra Content Of Sebastian Kart In Complete Mode Then You Can Do It! If You Want
Here Are The Cups That Will Be Here With Yours And Other's Tracks!
And I'll Be Deciding The Order Depending On The Diffilculty And Layout
Bread Cup:
??? By ???
Boshi Skatepark By -GamerGuy-
??? By ???
??? By ???
Cherry Cup:
??? By ???
??? By ???
??? By ???
??? By ???
Lemon Cup:
??? By ???
??? By ???
??? By ???
Castlegrounds By -Kirbster-
Diamond Cup:
Waluigi Stadium By S3
??? By ???
??? By ???
??? By ???
What to do and what NOT to do if you're a new player
On 2025-10-16 at 21:11:31
I Like That You Included Me Here!
But Even Tho The Second Things Says That I Don't Have To Play As The Best Character Which It's Daisy I Basically Do That And Because... Yoshi LOVER Had Made A Characters That's Basically Me And I Have The Daisy Stats But When I First Played The Game I Used To Play As Luigi (Because He's My Fav Mario Character)
But Even Tho After What I Said This Topic Could Really Be Nice And Good If There's Any New Players!
But Even Tho The Second Things Says That I Don't Have To Play As The Best Character Which It's Daisy I Basically Do That And Because... Yoshi LOVER Had Made A Characters That's Basically Me And I Have The Daisy Stats But When I First Played The Game I Used To Play As Luigi (Because He's My Fav Mario Character)
But Even Tho After What I Said This Topic Could Really Be Nice And Good If There's Any New Players!
1Who is your Smash Ultimate main?
On 2025-10-14 at 13:49:54
Luigi 
What your favorite item says about you (very subjective)
On 2025-09-18 at 00:30:03
: you like to cause chaosTrue
Mario Kart PC! FIFA World Cup Champions Championship!
On 2025-09-07 at 18:51:29
This Seems Interesting! Also I Didn't Expect To Be Invited To Something Like This
Also How Will This Work?
(Portugal Ver: Isso parece interessante! Além disso, eu não esperava ser convidado para algo assim.
E como isso vai funcionar?)
(I've Used A Translator To Understand Btw)
Also How Will This Work?
(Portugal Ver: Isso parece interessante! Além disso, eu não esperava ser convidado para algo assim.
E como isso vai funcionar?)
(I've Used A Translator To Understand Btw)