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People who reverse drift online don't play fair
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12814 pts ★ ChampionOn 2023-12-14 at 08:18:50
Their is an exploit in this game called Reverse Drifting. It is a technique people use to gain speed. That is great in all, but people who uses the technique online gets a great advantage and is so in the lead people can't catch up. This alone ruins the race for everyone who's trying to get first place. Is it really worth it to just reverse drift when people are literally just starting Mario Kart PC?
Using a bit of critical thinking, you could notice that mario kart is a racing game and by logic... everybody will try to found any method to be faster, in a better example, in mario kart online (im talking about oficcial ones) you dont get any kind of matchmaking with people that just started, at your first online race can easily get a match with any kind of top player that already tryharded the game and knows what character is faster lol. Anyways, even if the reverse drifting gets nerfed or banned, dont you think that players will figure out another way to get faster?, even could be worse than RD lol, and i dont really know why there's much drama about reverse drift, is easier to learn and this is said from someone who rarely plays online and sucks on it anyways xD, in the worst case that you dont like rd, just don't play online or idk mkpc isn't just online races so do what u want.
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1/!\ Advent Calendar 2023
On 2023-12-11 at 21:45:56
So.... i can guess that i miss a big drama about the todays challenge ... is bad to ask about how it happened or shall i shut up? :everythingisfine:
What are the best tracks in MK history?
On 2024-01-09 at 21:33:58
Wii Rainbow road supremacy no leo lloros :gamba:
3-inator's Retro Track Project
On 2023-12-05 at 04:19:36
:gambapog:
On 2023-12-02 at 20:43:30
omaga cant wait to see the gba luigi circuit
What is the best Rainbow Road in the Mario kart series?
On 2023-11-25 at 16:29:21
My fav RR, i think is kinda obvious that its Wii RR, my second fav one its the remake of n64 RR, and talking about the best in general we all can guess that its 3Ds RR
1this is stupid but ill reamke tracks in quick mode
On 2024-01-06 at 04:48:59
yes im going to remake all tracks quick mode or coplete mode IN QUICK MODE as you can see im like the best person who makes mkpc quick mode
lmao so ill remake some complete mode tracks also u can do quick mode tracks to! cause i add FIZAZZ like flying cars lol
lmao so ill remake some complete mode tracks also u can do quick mode tracks to! cause i add FIZAZZ like flying cars lol
Have fun
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5Un Mario kart 9 ?
On 2020-07-24 at 02:38:05
@SuperCoppin
Good point, I say this because some people consider MKT to be the ninth installment of the game (despite being the fourteenth xD), and I think mk8 had great potential to make better circuits, I'm not saying they are all bad, but they were able have improved certain circuits, such as the sweet cannon or the electrodome
Good point, I say this because some people consider MKT to be the ninth installment of the game (despite being the fourteenth xD), and I think mk8 had great potential to make better circuits, I'm not saying they are all bad, but they were able have improved certain circuits, such as the sweet cannon or the electrodome
On 2020-07-24 at 01:43:37
I think they will call it mario kart 10, since MKT counts as the ninth installment of the game
Track Creator 101 (Kinda Useless or Kinda Usefull advices, recomendations and stuff that you can add in your tracks)
On 2024-01-02 at 23:36:37
First of all... Happy New Year qlonas :gamba:, second yep its been a while but lets say that i forget for a while that i did this topic lmao... now yep lets go
My favorite part of making tracks, texturing helps to define the idea that you have for any part of the track, making clear the kind of texture that the element has, obviously not everything will have the same texture and blah blah blah lets go to the point, today i'm gonna show some ways that i use for do textures
A- Using Confetti + Fragment Blur effect:
The first way that i learned to do textures, even if its a bit outdated, i still using it sometimes and it works really good when you learn how to use it correctly. So let me explain step by step how to do it.
1- Selecting the part where you'll apply the texture, easily you can use the magic wand tool and select it doing click on the zone.
Extra: if you need to select multiples zones you can selec the "add" section and each click that you just keep pressed control when you click.
2- Create a new layer WITHOUT end the selection btw.
3- Pick the base color of the place where you'll add the texture and pick as secondary color a darker tone of that one
4- Pick the paint bucket tool, pick "Confetti" and fill the zone with that.
5- Go to effects > Blurs > Fragment.
6- Set the distance and frames as your preference and apply the fragment effect.
7- Click on the base layer and make the zones darker.
8- Now you can finally end the selection.
Extra: to highlight the details in the texture, you can apply light and constract settings as you can see here:
B- Using a Tileset or Already Existing Textures.
Probably the easier way to do textures in my opinion, because you just need a texture pattern so here we go.
1- Pick the tile that you would like to use. Make sure that the image repeats the pattern appropriately.
2- Add a new layer
3- In that layer, copy and paste the tile until you have a square (or something similar to a square) that covers the whole part where the texture will be placed.
4- Go back to the first layer, and with magic wand tool select the part where the texture will be placed.
5- Now go back to the texture's layer and invert the selection (you can use CTRL + I or just looking for the option)
6- Cut that selection using CTRL + X (you can also delete it with eraser tool but with cutting it is a shortcut basically lol)
7- Flatten and enjoy :gamba:
Extra: Again, to highlight the details in the texture, you can apply light and constract settings just like in the past method.
Extra II: after you cut the excedent on the texture, you can make that texture gray (just go to adjustments and pick black & withe), go to layer settings and pick overlay blend to get the color that you already have in your track
C- Do it by yourself
The most complicated now we're on the hardest way to do textures and its basically doing them by yourself, there's no much that i could explain because i rarely do a whole track doing textures by myself such as these kind of tiles:
As you can guess... is a headache but it worths.... sometimes
Said that, for another day i'll explain some basic stuff about lightning and shadows and how to do them (a least on my way)so cya fellas.
Textures & Shading
My favorite part of making tracks, texturing helps to define the idea that you have for any part of the track, making clear the kind of texture that the element has, obviously not everything will have the same texture and blah blah blah lets go to the point, today i'm gonna show some ways that i use for do textures
A- Using Confetti + Fragment Blur effect:
The first way that i learned to do textures, even if its a bit outdated, i still using it sometimes and it works really good when you learn how to use it correctly. So let me explain step by step how to do it.
1- Selecting the part where you'll apply the texture, easily you can use the magic wand tool and select it doing click on the zone.
Extra: if you need to select multiples zones you can selec the "add" section and each click that you just keep pressed control when you click.
2- Create a new layer WITHOUT end the selection btw.
3- Pick the base color of the place where you'll add the texture and pick as secondary color a darker tone of that one
4- Pick the paint bucket tool, pick "Confetti" and fill the zone with that.
5- Go to effects > Blurs > Fragment.
6- Set the distance and frames as your preference and apply the fragment effect.
7- Click on the base layer and make the zones darker.
8- Now you can finally end the selection.
Extra: to highlight the details in the texture, you can apply light and constract settings as you can see here:
B- Using a Tileset or Already Existing Textures.
Probably the easier way to do textures in my opinion, because you just need a texture pattern so here we go.
1- Pick the tile that you would like to use. Make sure that the image repeats the pattern appropriately.
2- Add a new layer
3- In that layer, copy and paste the tile until you have a square (or something similar to a square) that covers the whole part where the texture will be placed.
4- Go back to the first layer, and with magic wand tool select the part where the texture will be placed.
5- Now go back to the texture's layer and invert the selection (you can use CTRL + I or just looking for the option)
6- Cut that selection using CTRL + X (you can also delete it with eraser tool but with cutting it is a shortcut basically lol)
7- Flatten and enjoy :gamba:
Extra: Again, to highlight the details in the texture, you can apply light and constract settings just like in the past method.
Extra II: after you cut the excedent on the texture, you can make that texture gray (just go to adjustments and pick black & withe), go to layer settings and pick overlay blend to get the color that you already have in your track
C- Do it by yourself
The most complicated now we're on the hardest way to do textures and its basically doing them by yourself, there's no much that i could explain because i rarely do a whole track doing textures by myself such as these kind of tiles:
As you can guess... is a headache but it worths.... sometimes
Said that, for another day i'll explain some basic stuff about lightning and shadows and how to do them (a least on my way)so cya fellas.
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121On 2023-12-08 at 19:40:27
Ayo i'm back so, time for the next ... basically lesson xd
Probably my favorite tool of almost any painting software, but what makes layers so good ? you may wonder, well layers funtion is simple, when you create one and have it selected they allow you to draw above or below the canvas depending on the order in which you put them; it also lets you set the opacity of each layer, letting you fade or intensify whatever is in that layer, brings the easy option of enable or disable a layer so you can see how works something without that layer, and something pretty important for future stuff, the blending mode of the layer.
So basic stuff to know about layers (how to create one and its elements)
A-) Click Add New Layer to add as many layers as you want. The background layer is the default layer you will see every time you start a new project unless you make changes in the Settings area.
B-) You can see these options that i number:
1- New Layer : kinda stupid that i explain what it does, but well you can guess that option lets you add a new layer how many times you want
2- Delete Layer: Doing the contrary to the first option, this one lets you delete every layer that you have selected.
3- Duplicate Layer: This option lets you duplicate the layer that you have selected.
4- Merge Layer Down: With this option, you can combine the layer you have selected with the one below it.
5- Move Up/Down Layers: As it's name says, this option is used to up or down the layer that you have selected.
Basically Shortcut: You can also move layers by just clicking and dragging it with the mouse.
6- Layer Settings: Clicking on this option, you can set some options suck as Layer Opacity, Blend Mode, Name of the Layer, Enable/Disable layer and anything else that i might be forgetting.
7- Enable/Disable Layers: Basically a shortcut to Enable/Disable layers with just one click (this sound like a slogan for propaganda lmao).
C-) If you save the project without flatten the layers, the software (a least the ones that i used) will save the track as another project, on my case paint.net saves projects with layers as .pdn files being able to open only with paint.net, shall i worry about it? Nah is common so don't worry, to save the whole project as image format, just click on "Save As" and instead pick the image format of your prefference, probably it'll ask you if you want to flatten the layers, by logic you'll click yes. Another way is just... flatten everything before saving (look for the option in your software, in case of using paint.net the shortcut is CTRL + Shift + F):gamba: .
- Tracing an existing layout: Easily with layers, you can replicate any part of any existing track with just putting it's map in a layer below your main layout.
Example:
- Create a layout variant without affecting the original layout: sounds a bit confusing but lemme explain with images:
As you can see, with layers i easily can have a kind of preview of how will look something before merge the layers.
- Edit something without affect the main layout: as you can guess, layers can help you to work in details without affecting the main layout, i mean that you can erase something that goes through the layout but if it's in another layer, the layout won't be affected.
Example:
As you can see, i deleted part of the background without deleting the main layout thanks to separated both in layers before.
- Visual Effects: There's a lot of ways to do visual effects, like shades, higlightings, fading textures to simulate tunnels or going inside something, glows, etc, the only limit is your imagination...... and your skill using the software of course :gamba: .
Example:
i always have a big amount of layers in each track, because i add an effect or texture and try to polish it at best, sometimes is funny to do and sometimes is a hard headache :gamba:
- Texturing: There's a lot of ways to make textures too, and with layers you can apply them in a easier way; on the next time i'll go ahead and explain some methods that i use to aply textures anyways, because with texturing a track, it can have a noticeable change in a good way, as you can see here:
In short, after you learn how to use layers, easily you'll be able to improve your tracks so dont fear and learn how to use them, in summary of the summary, God Gamba Bless Layers and for the next time, i'll show you some ways to add textures for you track.
Layers
Probably my favorite tool of almost any painting software, but what makes layers so good ? you may wonder, well layers funtion is simple, when you create one and have it selected they allow you to draw above or below the canvas depending on the order in which you put them; it also lets you set the opacity of each layer, letting you fade or intensify whatever is in that layer, brings the easy option of enable or disable a layer so you can see how works something without that layer, and something pretty important for future stuff, the blending mode of the layer.
Soooo something that i could tell you, is that my tracks are like onions by the amount of layers that i use (original quote by tox lol), i mean not every track will need this amount of layers, is just that im pretty meticulous lol.
So basic stuff to know about layers (how to create one and its elements)
A-) Click Add New Layer to add as many layers as you want. The background layer is the default layer you will see every time you start a new project unless you make changes in the Settings area.
B-) You can see these options that i number:
1- New Layer : kinda stupid that i explain what it does, but well you can guess that option lets you add a new layer how many times you want
2- Delete Layer: Doing the contrary to the first option, this one lets you delete every layer that you have selected.
3- Duplicate Layer: This option lets you duplicate the layer that you have selected.
4- Merge Layer Down: With this option, you can combine the layer you have selected with the one below it.
5- Move Up/Down Layers: As it's name says, this option is used to up or down the layer that you have selected.
Basically Shortcut: You can also move layers by just clicking and dragging it with the mouse.
6- Layer Settings: Clicking on this option, you can set some options suck as Layer Opacity, Blend Mode, Name of the Layer, Enable/Disable layer and anything else that i might be forgetting.
7- Enable/Disable Layers: Basically a shortcut to Enable/Disable layers with just one click (this sound like a slogan for propaganda lmao).
C-) If you save the project without flatten the layers, the software (a least the ones that i used) will save the track as another project, on my case paint.net saves projects with layers as .pdn files being able to open only with paint.net, shall i worry about it? Nah is common so don't worry, to save the whole project as image format, just click on "Save As" and instead pick the image format of your prefference, probably it'll ask you if you want to flatten the layers, by logic you'll click yes. Another way is just... flatten everything before saving (look for the option in your software, in case of using paint.net the shortcut is CTRL + Shift + F):gamba: .
Some examples where layers can be very useful:
- Tracing an existing layout: Easily with layers, you can replicate any part of any existing track with just putting it's map in a layer below your main layout.
Example:
- Create a layout variant without affecting the original layout: sounds a bit confusing but lemme explain with images:
As you can see, with layers i easily can have a kind of preview of how will look something before merge the layers.
- Edit something without affect the main layout: as you can guess, layers can help you to work in details without affecting the main layout, i mean that you can erase something that goes through the layout but if it's in another layer, the layout won't be affected.
Example:
As you can see, i deleted part of the background without deleting the main layout thanks to separated both in layers before.
- Visual Effects: There's a lot of ways to do visual effects, like shades, higlightings, fading textures to simulate tunnels or going inside something, glows, etc, the only limit is your imagination...... and your skill using the software of course :gamba: .
Example:
i always have a big amount of layers in each track, because i add an effect or texture and try to polish it at best, sometimes is funny to do and sometimes is a hard headache :gamba:- Texturing: There's a lot of ways to make textures too, and with layers you can apply them in a easier way; on the next time i'll go ahead and explain some methods that i use to aply textures anyways, because with texturing a track, it can have a noticeable change in a good way, as you can see here:
In short, after you learn how to use layers, easily you'll be able to improve your tracks so dont fear and learn how to use them, in summary of the summary, God Gamba Bless Layers and for the next time, i'll show you some ways to add textures for you track.
33On 2023-12-06 at 22:23:21
Well keep in mind this:
- English isn't my native languaje so i apologize in advance for any inconvenience caused by some misunderstanding in my messages in the worst case.
- I won't do a french translation because... i think that you'all can easily figure out that i speak sapish(spanish) and i haven't take any kind of french lessons yet so...
- I won't teach any kind of ""right or perfect"" way to make tracks, this will be more a kind of advices, recomendations and some than other stuff based on my own criteria so i won't force you to follow my methods.
- If you'll just critize my methods because you have better ways to do it, feel free to create your own topic and share your knowledge (F.U with much affection and well-deserved respect)
- Keep in mind that i just use paint.net, so im not sure how can be used or how are named some tools or effects in others softwares.
- As almost every tutorial in the world, i'm gonna start with the basic so that overtime i can introduce properly or in a more understable way some advance stuff (or a least something that i consider as such)
- With my activity on the site isn't the best so is kinda rare to see me very active at forums, so you can guess that i won't do a daily message explaining something, i think that basically will be just like 10 messages or idk.
Said that.... Time to start with some basic stuff........
Well obviusly every track starts with that.... a least mines start with making the layout, so the layout desing will ups in your creativity xd i'll just want to give this poins to take in consideration:
1- Readbility: What i mean with this? Well, the track will be a mess if the layout just get lost in the background or in a big amount of useless details because the main road will be hard to see, so always try to keep pretty clear the limits of the drivable part, of the one which is only decorative. Here an example:
Even if the layout has no drawn walls, you can do an outline or make the outside a bit darker, highlighting the main layout.
2- Keeping Clear the main elements: Jumps, boost pannels, offroad, holes, those elements that i mentioned (specially the jumps that i highlighted lol), needs to be pretty noticeable in the track, always try to dont blend them with the track, even these "hidden" ones that could help in shortcuts, doesnt need to be pretty hidden or almost unoticeables. Here some examples:
As separated, some examples for the jumps.... Why a separated example?, well because keep in mind this is a flat game, so some kind of sursprise jumps such like the ones of mobile floor like in wii bowser castle works good in 3d (not really but you'all get it) because there's a kind of anticipation due is a 3d model so you can see everything better, meanwhile in 2d... well to keep it short, just make every jump pretty noticiable DONT MAKE INVISIBLE JUMPS... please
Extra tip: try to keep a kind of patter to boost and jump pannels so people that already played your tracks can figure out better any element (as example and totally not propaganda lol, you can see that in almost all my tracks i keep a main desing for boost pannels and all that kind of stuff.)
3- Size and creativity of the layout: Size does matter!..... and yep i'm still talking about tracks (totally intentional out of context lol), Something a bit hard to master at the beggining but after mastering it, is pretty easy, keep in mind that if you want to make some W I D E patch or narrow ones, you have to test them in mkpc to see if it plays well, a tip for this is that you can take measurements on the basis of already done tracks, so you can already figure out how will be that W I D E or narrow part in your track. Examples:
Now about the creativity of the layout, yep is nice that you can create a layout different to the others, but in some cases, try to dont exagerate with the""creativity""here some examples:
When a turn is pretty... hard to take, just try to tour-ify that turn. You can guess that i'll show some examples lol
Tip (a least in paint.net): DONT use the circle tool to make curves, use rounded rectangle instead. No i'm not crazy (yet), you can do better shaped circles with rounded rectangle tool and works better than elipse in short or small corners, just set the corner size with a pretty high number and do a circle just like with elipse tool see this image to notice the differences:
Even if it's a bit unoticeable, is pretty obvius that with rounded circle the turns will be better, obviously i do them in a new layer to don't mess so much the main layout:
Having explained all this, which I consider basic knowledge, for the next time i'll go ahead and explain about using layers, soooo see ya next time!!!
- English isn't my native languaje so i apologize in advance for any inconvenience caused by some misunderstanding in my messages in the worst case.
- I won't do a french translation because... i think that you'all can easily figure out that i speak sapish(spanish) and i haven't take any kind of french lessons yet so...
- I won't teach any kind of ""right or perfect"" way to make tracks, this will be more a kind of advices, recomendations and some than other stuff based on my own criteria so i won't force you to follow my methods.
- If you'll just critize my methods because you have better ways to do it, feel free to create your own topic and share your knowledge (F.U with much affection and well-deserved respect)
- Keep in mind that i just use paint.net, so im not sure how can be used or how are named some tools or effects in others softwares.
- As almost every tutorial in the world, i'm gonna start with the basic so that overtime i can introduce properly or in a more understable way some advance stuff (or a least something that i consider as such)
- With my activity on the site isn't the best so is kinda rare to see me very active at forums, so you can guess that i won't do a daily message explaining something, i think that basically will be just like 10 messages or idk.
Said that.... Time to start with some basic stuff........
The layout
Well obviusly every track starts with that.... a least mines start with making the layout, so the layout desing will ups in your creativity xd i'll just want to give this poins to take in consideration:
1- Readbility: What i mean with this? Well, the track will be a mess if the layout just get lost in the background or in a big amount of useless details because the main road will be hard to see, so always try to keep pretty clear the limits of the drivable part, of the one which is only decorative. Here an example:
Even if the layout has no drawn walls, you can do an outline or make the outside a bit darker, highlighting the main layout.
2- Keeping Clear the main elements: Jumps, boost pannels, offroad, holes, those elements that i mentioned (specially the jumps that i highlighted lol), needs to be pretty noticeable in the track, always try to dont blend them with the track, even these "hidden" ones that could help in shortcuts, doesnt need to be pretty hidden or almost unoticeables. Here some examples:
As separated, some examples for the jumps.... Why a separated example?, well because keep in mind this is a flat game, so some kind of sursprise jumps such like the ones of mobile floor like in wii bowser castle works good in 3d (not really but you'all get it) because there's a kind of anticipation due is a 3d model so you can see everything better, meanwhile in 2d... well to keep it short, just make every jump pretty noticiable DONT MAKE INVISIBLE JUMPS... please
Extra tip: try to keep a kind of patter to boost and jump pannels so people that already played your tracks can figure out better any element (as example and totally not propaganda lol, you can see that in almost all my tracks i keep a main desing for boost pannels and all that kind of stuff.)
3- Size and creativity of the layout: Size does matter!..... and yep i'm still talking about tracks (totally intentional out of context lol), Something a bit hard to master at the beggining but after mastering it, is pretty easy, keep in mind that if you want to make some W I D E patch or narrow ones, you have to test them in mkpc to see if it plays well, a tip for this is that you can take measurements on the basis of already done tracks, so you can already figure out how will be that W I D E or narrow part in your track. Examples:
Now about the creativity of the layout, yep is nice that you can create a layout different to the others, but in some cases, try to dont exagerate with the""creativity""here some examples:
When a turn is pretty... hard to take, just try to tour-ify that turn. You can guess that i'll show some examples lol
Tip (a least in paint.net): DONT use the circle tool to make curves, use rounded rectangle instead. No i'm not crazy (yet), you can do better shaped circles with rounded rectangle tool and works better than elipse in short or small corners, just set the corner size with a pretty high number and do a circle just like with elipse tool see this image to notice the differences:
Even if it's a bit unoticeable, is pretty obvius that with rounded circle the turns will be better, obviously i do them in a new layer to don't mess so much the main layout:
Having explained all this, which I consider basic knowledge, for the next time i'll go ahead and explain about using layers, soooo see ya next time!!!
7551Have you heard of MMD?
On 2024-01-07 at 20:52:50
I already created another topic like this, but I wanted to create it here, and I'll will ask again. Has anyone heard of MMD or MikuMikuDance before? This is completely off-topic btw.
yup i used to use it a lot before in my old pc that could stand mme and wanted to do somekind of animations (glad i deleted everything bc massive cringe KKKKKKKK)
[COLLAB FANFIC] MKPC Invasion (Gore Warning)
On 2024-01-12 at 00:05:34
guh
Episode 1: Sirena Beach
It's been 11 months since the prologues. The food is running out in the bunker and everybody is tired.
K: puts out the fire he summoned This is our last piece of meat.
Everybody: ME FIRST ME FIRST
Nudge pulls the meat out of K's hand and locks himself in the toilet, all of that in mere seconds, everybody is in shock
Pianta: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS YOU very rude slurs that can make you sad 😥 YOU alr you get the point
K: facts
15 minutes later Nudge comes out from the toilet with the map of Delfino Island (how) and lays it on the table in the plan room and points at the Sirena Beach hotel
IlluZhion: I bet there's a shit ton of food there. Should help us if we rescue lemon and she will be hungry. silent laughing SHUT UP
Nudge: I seriously hope she dies so you finally stop complaining about her being in danger. IT'S LITERALLY BEEN 11 MONTHS
IlluZhion: "Never back down, never give up" Nick Eh 30
Popplio: EHHHHMAZING QUOTE frend
IlluZhion: Ikr?
Dark: Just shut up and let Nudge present his plan.
Meanwhile at the other side of the island: pogrub to
Nudge: We're going to capture, by that i mean kill everyone in the hotel.
IlluZhion: we're gonna troll the civilians LMAOOOO
Pianta: Wake up babe new christchurch sequel just dropped
K: This is so D4RK bruh
Pianta: It definitely is possible. opens the closet, it's filled with guns
Popplio: DID YOU ROB A FUCKING POLICE STATION?
Pianta: Forgot about MKPCverse? I'm a police officer.
Popplio: STOP BREAKING THE FREAKING 4TH WALL!
Pianta: BLEHHHHH ⁚P i am NOT doing that u can’t make me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⁚P
Dark: Why won’t you ban them?
Popplio: he already removed your perms? increasingly smaller font I guess your ban hammer is just a normal one now.
Dark: What you want to do now; go there and kill everyone?
Nudge: Exactly. And maybe get the food that is definitely for Lemon and not for us.
K: That would be a nice test of our abilities. summons fire
IlluZhion: OK. So step 1. We arm ourselves to the fucking teeth.. Step 2. We go to the hotel. Step 3. The ultimate USA experience. Step 4: Find lemons… i mean Lemon.
Nudge: Perfect. We leave now
Popplio: But it's like 3AM! Look through the hatch.
Nudge: We attack early in the morning. It's so nobody will notice us.
everybody gets a gun and starts going to the hatch
Popplio: blows boogers :flushed: with his nose I think i have a cold....
Pianta: opens the hatch Fresh air, finally! the rest leaves after him
Nudge: We're going through the forest. We have to stay as quiet as possible or they will spot us, Let's go!
IlluZhion: Should i fly and scout the area?
Dark: I don't think we need visibility right now. We'll probably reach the hotel by 7AM.
Little did the team know, the team's phones all found a cellular tower and logged into MKPC. MKPC Notification sounds are turned off on all phones before 6AM.because its literally 1984
At Senko's home:
Senko's phone:
Senko jumps out, turns off the alarm and begins immidiately checking the bad team's accounts. All of them have connected today and by using the mod tools he found out where did the phones connect.
Senko: Gotcha! I now have to group call everyone including the new guy that got assigned to the case.
gta5 franklin ringtone
Senko: Guys. WE FOUND THEM. THE ENTIRE TEAM. They are in the forest, nearing Sirena Beach. You mustn't let them reach it, Noob, Dietsoda and a new guy meet at the entrance to the forest. The rest goes with me to the hotel.
Dietsoda: So what, do we have to go right yawns now?
Noob: At least you have a reason to wake us up this time. Senko mutes his microphone
StarSplizz: Man, I'm so flippin' tired. At least we know where they are...
Lely: yawns just give me 5 minutes..
Sorbet: See.. uh, some of you guys in the hotel!
After taking the boat the team started to gather at about 5:30AM.
At the hotel:
everyone arrives
Senko: Before you go to the forest, take thie walkie-talkie. We need to have some sort of contact between each other. The 'newbie' will be waiting for you at the entrance to the forest.
Dietsoda: takes the walkie-talkie Have fun doing nothing at the hotel!
Senko: ...
Sorbet: At least you have a valid reason to wake us up.
Senko: SHUT UP
Sorbet: sighs
Lely: yawns At least there's a nice view here. So what are we doing at the hotel?
Senko: Making sure that we get every bit of information back to the HQ. we need to stay in touch with the rest of the team, and make sure they don't reach the hotel.
Sorbet: Let's set up the base in one of the rooms on the top floor. Most of 'em should be empty.
Senko: Shit! I forgot to give them batteries for the walkie-talkie! Sorbet, get these AAs and get to them as fast as you can!
Sorbet sprints off
Meanwhile, at the edge of the forest...
Dietsoda, Noob and Starsplizz all come closer to meet the newbie
?????: Hi guys! It's a pleasure to be working with you! shakes everyone's hand My name is Axol.
Noob: We're the frickin shy guy team.
Axol: Well if you way so...
Dietsoda: You can do whatever you want, but we need to catch these mayflies ASAP. If we won't, Senko will be really angry at us.
Noob: He's right. Let's go, Axol!
After around a 30min walk, Dietsoda spots some movement.
Dietsoda: Shit! Axol, come here. Noob, hide and blend with your surroundings! QUICK!
they quickly hide, dietsoda draws his bow
Suddenly, Sorbet runs straight into them
Dietsoda, Axol and Sorbet: Ow!
Dietsoda: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!
Sorbet: Senko ordered to give you some batteries. He forgot to give them to you with the walkie-talkie.
some more noise is made in the distance
Dietsoda: Shhhhh! draws his bow once again
Suddenly, multiple phones start ringing with MKPC notifications. Dietsoda hears a sound extremely close to him. It's Nudge. He seems confused with all the sound nearby and isn't even looking in his direction. He's literally like a feet away from Dietsoda.
Sorbet: (sees the future) muffled laughter just shoot...
Dietsoda shoots, AND MISSES AN ARROW LITERALLY POINT BLANK AND HITS THE TREE BEHIND HIM
Nudge is shocked for a second, and then...
Nudge, Sorbet and Axol:
Nudge: NOW I KNOW WHY YOU ARE A WOOD ELF ALL YOU CAN HIT IS WOOD HHAHAHAHA BYE IDIOTS runs away
Dietsoda: HOW COULD HAVE I POSSIBLE MISSED THAT?! This is fucking humiliating. I have a feeling something bad is gonna happen... uses the walkie-talkie Hello? Senko? looks at Sorbet Nice fucking batteries.
Axol: We need to leave the forest and alert them immidiately.
Nearby...
IlluZhion: WOOD ELF LOL
Pianta: That was the funniest shit I've ever heard.
Dark: That still means they know we are nearing the hotel. I've already told the rest to turn on airplane mode.
Popplio: We should go before they alert the rest.
K: Can you give me a sec? I've gotta pee.
K goes to a nearby tree, what he doesn't realize that he is standing right in front of Noob.
Noob: what? NOONONONO STOP STOP STOP DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
K: Who the hell is this? Guys, I think I have one of 'em! pulls out a gun and shoots Noob before he runs away
Nudge: Did you just fucking piss on him?
Pianta: bro used the jarate link to tf2 wiki
IlluZhion: Guys, look! The hotel is right there!
Nudge: Okay. IlluZhion, you fly to the roof and enter the vents. The rest goes with me. We are going to do some serious trolling.
The good guys make it to the forest entrance. They can see the baddies quickly approaching
the hotel.
Dietsoda: How the hell are we gonna contact these mayflies before they reach the hotel?
Axol: Heh, guys.. I forgot to tell you something. My ability is telepathy.
Sorbet: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? CONTACT SENKO RIGHT NOW!
Axol: jinx the cat thinking img
At the hotel:
StarSplizz: flies in That's the last part of the radio transmitter.
Lely: The base is set up. I am so tired. Even tho it took around a hour.
(low opacity css injection)Axol(telepathically):SENKO! SENKO CAN YOU HEAR ME??
Senko: I think I am hearing voices... Or it's just axol using his ability?
Tele-Axol: IT'S ME AXOL!
Senko: Why are you contacting me telepathically and not through the walkie-talkie?
Tele-Axol: You gave us empty batteries. Look, the members you were supposed to 'ban' are rapidly approaching the hotel. They said they are 'going to do some serious trolling' if you know what that means...
Senko: This doesn't look good. And the rest of us has no weapons... LELY, GET A GUN AND PREPARE TO FIGHT!
Lely: We are going to destroy them all!
StarSplizz: You bet!
Senko: Axol, look. Just get to the hotel as soon as possible. We need your help the most. I'll hide the guns in the fruit kiosk.
Axol: I'll tell it to the rest of the team. By the way, we don't know where Noob is. I tried contacting, but i can't seem to find him.
door opens and closes, Noob enters. He is soaked in some kind of yellow liquid :hmmmm:
Senko: What the fuck do you think you are doing?
Noob: pulls his gun out and runs to the toilet
Senko: Huh. Looks like I'll have to get another one from the base.
StarSplizz: The fluid Noob was soaked in. Was that- runs to the toilet, vomiting can be heard from it
A few minutes later:
Popplio: We're finally here. No turning back now... looks at the sign Phew, no dogs allowed.
Everybody pulls out guns
Nudge: waves to IlluZhion, who is on the roof OK, enter the vents.
Pianta: This is No Russian but IRL. pulls out a literal fucking minigun
Dark: Facts
K: Let's go! kicks the door open and throws in a flashbang
Popplio quickly shoots the receptionist pianta before he can activate the auto-lock system
Lely: What the hell is happening- flash FUCK! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
Senko: Looks like we'll have to fight.
StarSplizz: gets flashed mid-flight I CAN'T SEE! smashes into Senko
Senko: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
StarSplizz: I WISH I COULD, Y'KNOW?
Meanwhile, just a few feet away...
Tele-Axol: THEY ENTERED THE BUILDING. I REPEAT. THEY ENTERED THE BUILDING!
Dietsoda: We'll have to wait till these mayflies get to the next floor so we can get the guns from the fruit stand. We can't do anything about the situation, although I mught try to snipe them from the door...
Sorbet: It's terrible hearing all those piantas die...
Axol: Wait. There's a ladder that leads to the rooftop! We could get to them using the vents!
Dietsoda: Great idea. But if we want to meet them alive we need to be quick.
Inside the hotel:
Pianta: non-stop firing the minigun HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! CRY SOME MOREEEEE!!!
Nudge: cuts a pianta (not that one) to death Looks like IlluZhion is missing out on a lot of fun...!
K: laughs manically DON'T WORRY. I HAVE BULLETS FOR ALL OF YOU!
Suddenly, bullets starts flying from the top floor
Senko: TAKE THAT YOU RULEBREAKERS
StarSplizz: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MY WRATH
the bad team takes cover behind the fruit stand, but it suddenly begins to levitate and flies away
Senko: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME
Lely: AND ME TOO also starts shooting
Tele-Axol: Senko, we're entering through the vents. I hope you have some more guns in the 'base'
Senko: Understood. Some help would be appreciated a lot.
The bad team quickly runs up the staircase to the next floor and closes themselves in the spa.
Dark: This isn't looking good.
Pianta: Nonsense. Senko is wasting his energy on useless abilities.
Nudge: We just wait it out until IlluZhion gets through the vents to them.
K: Should i lit the hotel on fire? summons fire
Dark: You want to burn down the food?
K: whatever, just shut up
Popplio: I can't wait for them to finally die so we can get all the food for ourselves...
Speaking about the vents:
Illuzhion can hear multiple people entering the vents
IlluZhion: I should stay in one of the dead ends and wait until they exit the vents.
Dietsoda: Thank god I don't have claustrophobia...
Axol: The exit should be nearby.
They exit the vents, right in the room where the temporary base is. They grab some guns and meet the rest of the good team.
StarSplizz: They're here!
Lely: Nice to meet you, Axol, although we will have to wait for this massacre to end before we could actually talk.
Popplio: Guys, surrender! We've got you surronded!
Lely alter ego: Do you think you are in the MKPC police to say that. YOU AREN'T. And you think that after saying all these disgusting things and posting these disgusting videos, you will get away with it? YOU FUCKING WON'T AS LONG AS I AND SENKO ARE HERE TO PROTECT MKPC. We have been searching you for months now, and after almost a year. The time finally has come. To finally ban you FOREVER. WE WILL NOT SURRENDER. WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH AND NOTHING, I REPEAT NOTHING WILL MAKE US LO-
IlluZhion charges at Lely with his horns and they literally go right through him. Illuzhion quickly jumps down to the lower floor and joins the rest of the bad team.
Lely falls down all the way to the ground floor and is slowly dying (lmao)
Senko: NO! YOU MURDERERS! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! I SWEAR ON MY LIFE!
Nudge: Aaaaand that is the perfect example on an 'epic fail'
Senko jumps down and uses levitation on himself to slow down his fall. He then proceeds to use his ability to completely heal Lely. He passes out from the energy cost.
Lely alter ego: How? I should be d- looks at Senko, he's unconscious Shit! RETREAT! QUICK! GET DOWN HERE!
The rest of the team runs down the stairs (StarSplizz flies down), picks up Senko and run away.
Noob: who has just run out of the toilet WAIT FOR ME!
Nudge: Now! GO AFTER THEM! BEFORE THEY ESCAPE!
The bad team chased the good team, although they managed to get on a boat and quickly go back to Delfino Plaza.
K: Have you seen Noob get out of the toilet? That was the funniest thing I've ever seen!
Noob: We have barely managed to escape. That way too fucking close.
Dietoda: YOU WERE IN THE TOILET THE ENTIRE TIME?
Lely: WHY DID YOU NOT HELP US?
StarSplizz: lmao
Noob: I probably ate something stale yesterday, sorry guys.
Sorbet: big breakfast big shit
Axol: We should've checked the vents before we let Lely do his heartwarming speech.
Dietsoda: That mayfly probably hid in one of the dead ends in the vents. All we had to do was just check them. Sorry guys..
Axol: It's not your fault. It was kinda everyone's fault tbh...
Lely: ARE YOU BLAMING SENKO?
Noob: Maybe. He literally wasted all of his energy on reviving you and he used so much of it I don't think he will live...
Dietsoda: That mayfly's got a point. Reviving you was probably the worst thing Senko could've done, but I still think that literally 20+ piantas that died here > you
Noob: We're here. Now we just need to rush Senko to the hospital.
Senko woke up in the hospital, extremely tired.
Lely: SENKO!! YOU'RE ALIVE!
they hug idk man
Senko: God, I'm so fucking tired. I feel like even if I slept all day i wouldn't be able to regain my energy.
Lely: Don't say that! You're lucky to be even alive! I already called the rest when you started waking up!
StarSplizz: Finally, you're awake!
Dietsoda: I thought you were never going to wake up.
Axol: Same.
StarSplizz: But we still need to defeat the guys we were supposed to ban!
Noob: I think they could attack Gelato Beach. It's the closest to Sirena Beach and Pinna Park is
Sorbet: We're taking a boat tomorrow to fortify the place. We can't let 'em win this time.
Senko: Well good luck guys, I'll try to get out of here asap.
StarSplizz: Bye!
Noob: See you soon!
Dietsoda: I gotta go.
Sorbet: Get well soon!
Axol: Same goes for me. Goodbye!
Lely: I'll go check on you every day. Bye!
Senko: I guess it's just me now...
End of Episode 1
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Episode 1: Sirena Beach
It's been 11 months since the prologues. The food is running out in the bunker and everybody is tired.
K: puts out the fire he summoned This is our last piece of meat.
Everybody: ME FIRST ME FIRST
Nudge pulls the meat out of K's hand and locks himself in the toilet, all of that in mere seconds, everybody is in shock
Pianta: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS YOU very rude slurs that can make you sad 😥 YOU alr you get the point
K: facts
15 minutes later Nudge comes out from the toilet with the map of Delfino Island (how) and lays it on the table in the plan room and points at the Sirena Beach hotel
IlluZhion: I bet there's a shit ton of food there. Should help us if we rescue lemon and she will be hungry. silent laughing SHUT UP
Nudge: I seriously hope she dies so you finally stop complaining about her being in danger. IT'S LITERALLY BEEN 11 MONTHS
IlluZhion: "Never back down, never give up" Nick Eh 30
Popplio: EHHHHMAZING QUOTE frend
IlluZhion: Ikr?
Dark: Just shut up and let Nudge present his plan.
Meanwhile at the other side of the island: pogrub to
Nudge: We're going to capture, by that i mean kill everyone in the hotel.
IlluZhion: we're gonna troll the civilians LMAOOOO
Pianta: Wake up babe new christchurch sequel just dropped
K: This is so D4RK bruh
Pianta: It definitely is possible. opens the closet, it's filled with guns
Popplio: DID YOU ROB A FUCKING POLICE STATION?
Pianta: Forgot about MKPCverse? I'm a police officer.
Popplio: STOP BREAKING THE FREAKING 4TH WALL!
Pianta: BLEHHHHH ⁚P i am NOT doing that u can’t make me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⁚P
Dark: Why won’t you ban them?
Popplio: he already removed your perms? increasingly smaller font I guess your ban hammer is just a normal one now.
Dark: What you want to do now; go there and kill everyone?
Nudge: Exactly. And maybe get the food that is definitely for Lemon and not for us.
K: That would be a nice test of our abilities. summons fire
IlluZhion: OK. So step 1. We arm ourselves to the fucking teeth.. Step 2. We go to the hotel. Step 3. The ultimate USA experience. Step 4: Find lemons… i mean Lemon.
Nudge: Perfect. We leave now
Popplio: But it's like 3AM! Look through the hatch.
Nudge: We attack early in the morning. It's so nobody will notice us.
everybody gets a gun and starts going to the hatch
Popplio: blows boogers :flushed: with his nose I think i have a cold....
Pianta: opens the hatch Fresh air, finally! the rest leaves after him
Nudge: We're going through the forest. We have to stay as quiet as possible or they will spot us, Let's go!
IlluZhion: Should i fly and scout the area?
Dark: I don't think we need visibility right now. We'll probably reach the hotel by 7AM.
Little did the team know, the team's phones all found a cellular tower and logged into MKPC. MKPC Notification sounds are turned off on all phones before 6AM.
At Senko's home:
Senko's phone:
Senko jumps out, turns off the alarm and begins immidiately checking the bad team's accounts. All of them have connected today and by using the mod tools he found out where did the phones connect.
Senko: Gotcha! I now have to group call everyone including the new guy that got assigned to the case.
gta5 franklin ringtone
Senko: Guys. WE FOUND THEM. THE ENTIRE TEAM. They are in the forest, nearing Sirena Beach. You mustn't let them reach it, Noob, Dietsoda and a new guy meet at the entrance to the forest. The rest goes with me to the hotel.
Dietsoda: So what, do we have to go right yawns now?
Noob: At least you have a reason to wake us up this time. Senko mutes his microphone
StarSplizz: Man, I'm so flippin' tired. At least we know where they are...
Lely: yawns just give me 5 minutes..
Sorbet: See.. uh, some of you guys in the hotel!
After taking the boat the team started to gather at about 5:30AM.
At the hotel:
everyone arrives
Senko: Before you go to the forest, take thie walkie-talkie. We need to have some sort of contact between each other. The 'newbie' will be waiting for you at the entrance to the forest.
Dietsoda: takes the walkie-talkie Have fun doing nothing at the hotel!
Senko: ...
Sorbet: At least you have a valid reason to wake us up.
Senko: SHUT UP
Sorbet: sighs
Lely: yawns At least there's a nice view here. So what are we doing at the hotel?
Senko: Making sure that we get every bit of information back to the HQ. we need to stay in touch with the rest of the team, and make sure they don't reach the hotel.
Sorbet: Let's set up the base in one of the rooms on the top floor. Most of 'em should be empty.
Senko: Shit! I forgot to give them batteries for the walkie-talkie! Sorbet, get these AAs and get to them as fast as you can!
Sorbet sprints off
Meanwhile, at the edge of the forest...
Dietsoda, Noob and Starsplizz all come closer to meet the newbie
?????: Hi guys! It's a pleasure to be working with you! shakes everyone's hand My name is Axol.
Noob: We're the frickin shy guy team.
Axol: Well if you way so...
Dietsoda: You can do whatever you want, but we need to catch these mayflies ASAP. If we won't, Senko will be really angry at us.
Noob: He's right. Let's go, Axol!
After around a 30min walk, Dietsoda spots some movement.
Dietsoda: Shit! Axol, come here. Noob, hide and blend with your surroundings! QUICK!
they quickly hide, dietsoda draws his bow
Suddenly, Sorbet runs straight into them
Dietsoda, Axol and Sorbet: Ow!
Dietsoda: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!
Sorbet: Senko ordered to give you some batteries. He forgot to give them to you with the walkie-talkie.
some more noise is made in the distance
Dietsoda: Shhhhh! draws his bow once again
Suddenly, multiple phones start ringing with MKPC notifications. Dietsoda hears a sound extremely close to him. It's Nudge. He seems confused with all the sound nearby and isn't even looking in his direction. He's literally like a feet away from Dietsoda.
Sorbet: (sees the future) muffled laughter just shoot...
Dietsoda shoots, AND MISSES AN ARROW LITERALLY POINT BLANK AND HITS THE TREE BEHIND HIM
Nudge is shocked for a second, and then...
Nudge, Sorbet and Axol:
Nudge: NOW I KNOW WHY YOU ARE A WOOD ELF ALL YOU CAN HIT IS WOOD HHAHAHAHA BYE IDIOTS runs away
Dietsoda: HOW COULD HAVE I POSSIBLE MISSED THAT?! This is fucking humiliating. I have a feeling something bad is gonna happen... uses the walkie-talkie Hello? Senko? looks at Sorbet Nice fucking batteries.
Axol: We need to leave the forest and alert them immidiately.
Nearby...
IlluZhion: WOOD ELF LOL
Pianta: That was the funniest shit I've ever heard.
Dark: That still means they know we are nearing the hotel. I've already told the rest to turn on airplane mode.
Popplio: We should go before they alert the rest.
K: Can you give me a sec? I've gotta pee.
K goes to a nearby tree, what he doesn't realize that he is standing right in front of Noob.
Noob: what? NOONONONO STOP STOP STOP DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
K: Who the hell is this? Guys, I think I have one of 'em! pulls out a gun and shoots Noob before he runs away
Nudge: Did you just fucking piss on him?
Pianta: bro used the jarate link to tf2 wiki
IlluZhion: Guys, look! The hotel is right there!
Nudge: Okay. IlluZhion, you fly to the roof and enter the vents. The rest goes with me. We are going to do some serious trolling.
The good guys make it to the forest entrance. They can see the baddies quickly approaching
the hotel.
Dietsoda: How the hell are we gonna contact these mayflies before they reach the hotel?
Axol: Heh, guys.. I forgot to tell you something. My ability is telepathy.
Sorbet: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? CONTACT SENKO RIGHT NOW!
Axol: jinx the cat thinking img
At the hotel:
StarSplizz: flies in That's the last part of the radio transmitter.
Lely: The base is set up. I am so tired. Even tho it took around a hour.
(low opacity css injection)Axol(telepathically):SENKO! SENKO CAN YOU HEAR ME??
Senko: I think I am hearing voices... Or it's just axol using his ability?
Tele-Axol: IT'S ME AXOL!
Senko: Why are you contacting me telepathically and not through the walkie-talkie?
Tele-Axol: You gave us empty batteries. Look, the members you were supposed to 'ban' are rapidly approaching the hotel. They said they are 'going to do some serious trolling' if you know what that means...
Senko: This doesn't look good. And the rest of us has no weapons... LELY, GET A GUN AND PREPARE TO FIGHT!
Lely: We are going to destroy them all!
StarSplizz: You bet!
Senko: Axol, look. Just get to the hotel as soon as possible. We need your help the most. I'll hide the guns in the fruit kiosk.
Axol: I'll tell it to the rest of the team. By the way, we don't know where Noob is. I tried contacting, but i can't seem to find him.
door opens and closes, Noob enters. He is soaked in some kind of yellow liquid :hmmmm:
Senko: What the fuck do you think you are doing?
Noob: pulls his gun out and runs to the toilet
Senko: Huh. Looks like I'll have to get another one from the base.
StarSplizz: The fluid Noob was soaked in. Was that- runs to the toilet, vomiting can be heard from it
A few minutes later:
Popplio: We're finally here. No turning back now... looks at the sign Phew, no dogs allowed.
Everybody pulls out guns
Nudge: waves to IlluZhion, who is on the roof OK, enter the vents.
Pianta: This is No Russian but IRL. pulls out a literal fucking minigun
Dark: Facts
K: Let's go! kicks the door open and throws in a flashbang
Popplio quickly shoots the receptionist pianta before he can activate the auto-lock system
Lely: What the hell is happening- flash FUCK! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
Senko: Looks like we'll have to fight.
StarSplizz: gets flashed mid-flight I CAN'T SEE! smashes into Senko
Senko: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
StarSplizz: I WISH I COULD, Y'KNOW?
Meanwhile, just a few feet away...
Tele-Axol: THEY ENTERED THE BUILDING. I REPEAT. THEY ENTERED THE BUILDING!
Dietsoda: We'll have to wait till these mayflies get to the next floor so we can get the guns from the fruit stand. We can't do anything about the situation, although I mught try to snipe them from the door...
Sorbet: It's terrible hearing all those piantas die...
Axol: Wait. There's a ladder that leads to the rooftop! We could get to them using the vents!
Dietsoda: Great idea. But if we want to meet them alive we need to be quick.
Inside the hotel:
Pianta: non-stop firing the minigun HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! CRY SOME MOREEEEE!!!
Nudge: cuts a pianta (not that one) to death Looks like IlluZhion is missing out on a lot of fun...!
K: laughs manically DON'T WORRY. I HAVE BULLETS FOR ALL OF YOU!
Suddenly, bullets starts flying from the top floor
Senko: TAKE THAT YOU RULEBREAKERS
StarSplizz: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MY WRATH
the bad team takes cover behind the fruit stand, but it suddenly begins to levitate and flies away
Senko: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME
Lely: AND ME TOO also starts shooting
Tele-Axol: Senko, we're entering through the vents. I hope you have some more guns in the 'base'
Senko: Understood. Some help would be appreciated a lot.
The bad team quickly runs up the staircase to the next floor and closes themselves in the spa.
Dark: This isn't looking good.
Pianta: Nonsense. Senko is wasting his energy on useless abilities.
Nudge: We just wait it out until IlluZhion gets through the vents to them.
K: Should i lit the hotel on fire? summons fire
Dark: You want to burn down the food?
K: whatever, just shut up
Popplio: I can't wait for them to finally die so we can get all the food for ourselves...
Speaking about the vents:
Illuzhion can hear multiple people entering the vents
IlluZhion: I should stay in one of the dead ends and wait until they exit the vents.
Dietsoda: Thank god I don't have claustrophobia...
Axol: The exit should be nearby.
They exit the vents, right in the room where the temporary base is. They grab some guns and meet the rest of the good team.
StarSplizz: They're here!
Lely: Nice to meet you, Axol, although we will have to wait for this massacre to end before we could actually talk.
Popplio: Guys, surrender! We've got you surronded!
Lely alter ego: Do you think you are in the MKPC police to say that. YOU AREN'T. And you think that after saying all these disgusting things and posting these disgusting videos, you will get away with it? YOU FUCKING WON'T AS LONG AS I AND SENKO ARE HERE TO PROTECT MKPC. We have been searching you for months now, and after almost a year. The time finally has come. To finally ban you FOREVER. WE WILL NOT SURRENDER. WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH AND NOTHING, I REPEAT NOTHING WILL MAKE US LO-
IlluZhion charges at Lely with his horns and they literally go right through him. Illuzhion quickly jumps down to the lower floor and joins the rest of the bad team.
Lely falls down all the way to the ground floor and is slowly dying (lmao)
Senko: NO! YOU MURDERERS! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! I SWEAR ON MY LIFE!
Nudge: Aaaaand that is the perfect example on an 'epic fail'
Senko jumps down and uses levitation on himself to slow down his fall. He then proceeds to use his ability to completely heal Lely. He passes out from the energy cost.
Lely alter ego: How? I should be d- looks at Senko, he's unconscious Shit! RETREAT! QUICK! GET DOWN HERE!
The rest of the team runs down the stairs (StarSplizz flies down), picks up Senko and run away.
Noob: who has just run out of the toilet WAIT FOR ME!
Nudge: Now! GO AFTER THEM! BEFORE THEY ESCAPE!
The bad team chased the good team, although they managed to get on a boat and quickly go back to Delfino Plaza.
K: Have you seen Noob get out of the toilet? That was the funniest thing I've ever seen!
Noob: We have barely managed to escape. That way too fucking close.
Dietoda: YOU WERE IN THE TOILET THE ENTIRE TIME?
Lely: WHY DID YOU NOT HELP US?
StarSplizz: lmao
Noob: I probably ate something stale yesterday, sorry guys.
Sorbet: big breakfast big shit
Axol: We should've checked the vents before we let Lely do his heartwarming speech.
Dietsoda: That mayfly probably hid in one of the dead ends in the vents. All we had to do was just check them. Sorry guys..
Axol: It's not your fault. It was kinda everyone's fault tbh...
Lely: ARE YOU BLAMING SENKO?
Noob: Maybe. He literally wasted all of his energy on reviving you and he used so much of it I don't think he will live...
Dietsoda: That mayfly's got a point. Reviving you was probably the worst thing Senko could've done, but I still think that literally 20+ piantas that died here > you
Noob: We're here. Now we just need to rush Senko to the hospital.
Senko woke up in the hospital, extremely tired.
Lely: SENKO!! YOU'RE ALIVE!
they hug idk man
Senko: God, I'm so fucking tired. I feel like even if I slept all day i wouldn't be able to regain my energy.
Lely: Don't say that! You're lucky to be even alive! I already called the rest when you started waking up!
StarSplizz: Finally, you're awake!
Dietsoda: I thought you were never going to wake up.
Axol: Same.
StarSplizz: But we still need to defeat the guys we were supposed to ban!
Noob: I think they could attack Gelato Beach. It's the closest to Sirena Beach and Pinna Park is
Sorbet: We're taking a boat tomorrow to fortify the place. We can't let 'em win this time.
Senko: Well good luck guys, I'll try to get out of here asap.
StarSplizz: Bye!
Noob: See you soon!
Dietsoda: I gotta go.
Sorbet: Get well soon!
Axol: Same goes for me. Goodbye!
Lely: I'll go check on you every day. Bye!
Senko: I guess it's just me now...
End of Episode 1
my target is 20kb for eps
i want 50+ for the end ep heh. new standard for fanfics.
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Good episode but I don't hug furries, especially if their name is Max-Bros
ok idc since he named the character Senko and that i'm not a furry
True you are an Oshawott, which is about as bad
being a oshawott should be amazing, no job, no study, just osha osha wott :gamba:
31JUSTICE FOR QUICKMODERS!!!!!!!
On 2024-01-06 at 03:45:03
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA PEAK TOPIC
Now yep, being serious the only thing that can improve a bit quick mode is increase the tile limit up to 4x4 size o idk, with the time you'll notice that with a good using of paint and complete mode you'll do better tracks.
Now yep, being serious the only thing that can improve a bit quick mode is increase the tile limit up to 4x4 size o idk, with the time you'll notice that with a good using of paint and complete mode you'll do better tracks.
87If there was another MKT, what city tracks do you want?
On 2023-11-24 at 01:11:30
Venezuela in MKT so i can call it Cacas Dash :genius: jkjk
altough yep, i would like to see some latam tracks like mexico, argentina, brazil (theres already a CT xd)bolivia and its beautiful beaches :gamba: jkjk and well overall i'll try to do my own version of a Tour styled track based on Caracas (aka Cacas Dash) but well it wont be soon bc i have to cheeck some stuff in google maps lol
altough yep, i would like to see some latam tracks like mexico, argentina, brazil (theres already a CT xd)bolivia and its beautiful beaches :gamba: jkjk and well overall i'll try to do my own version of a Tour styled track based on Caracas (aka Cacas Dash) but well it wont be soon bc i have to cheeck some stuff in google maps lol
Post Your Underappreciated Tracks!
On 2023-12-08 at 07:56:35
Cielo Roca Picuda aka: the most forgoten track of Roca Picuda Themed tracks :gamba:
Share your favorite video game OSTs
On 2023-12-04 at 18:07:17
Thecnically both are remixes but both are fire so
Mario Kart Wii is not as Good as People Say.
On 2023-11-29 at 17:02:20
Mario Kart Wii is So Overrated that Nintendo Put EVERY SINGLE Star Cup Course from MKWii in MK8DLX. How Come No Other MK Game Get's that Treatment. 
Honestly, MKDD, MKDS, MK7, and MK8/MK8DLX, were Better than MKWii. MK7 has First-Person Mode. MKDD has Double Player Mode.
Honestly, MKDD, MKDS, MK7, and MK8/MK8DLX, were Better than MKWii. MK7 has First-Person Mode. MKDD has Double Player Mode.
But can't deny that are good retros, compared with snes rainbow road or baby park or toad's turnpike or... shall i still giving examples?
On 2023-11-29 at 03:02:47
Well as you can guess i dissagree
1- MKWII such as almost every videogame easily can break friendships lmao
2- In a part, yep i agree that sometimes the gameplay can be pretty broken but..... in almost every mario kart there's a bunch of broken stuff lmao, just check sky high sundae.
3- How the hell will you controle the direction while you're falling in air? i mean yep is a game with little sense, but to take the logical sense out of it's going too far, and could easily make the whole gameplay even more broken lmao.
4- The fact that you complain about unlocking stuff, without offend but it just shows that you're enough lazy or enough skilln't to play the game
5- Wait... the cpus are harder to beat for you? LMAO even to me were easier to beat and im not a kind of competitive player, just play for a while and you'll get used to beat them.
6- My real only complain of mkwii, is the retro tracks selection, being almost all the retros.... trash honestly i just liked 4 or 5 retro tracks and the main problem is like there's like 3 or 4 mario circuits lmao, the other problem a least for me is that they could pick another n64 track, leaving DK jungle parkway for mk7 .. i mean replacing the cannon with a glidder jump would be better tbf but well.
7- Well if you're talking about glitches.... did you know that every mario kart game has a bunch of glitches right? By example the glitch in Maka wuhu that skips part of the track, just to say one of the lot of glitches that mario kart games has in general, but even with that the games are good lol nothing is perfect.
8- The fact that MKWII is the best mario kart for big part of the fans, is because:
- It has a long character rooster even if almost everybody just picks funky kong lmao
- It brings the tricks and wheelies, being two things that makes the gameplay even more epic and less... average like in others racing games.
- Brings some new objects such like mega mushroom, POW block and Lightning cloud.... being the last two hated af lololololol.
- Brings the halfpipe jumps, even if are pretty useless in almost every track where are placed, it has a good mix between dramatic and visually good in gameplays... ignoring that are pretty useless in almost every track lol.
- Had the online events, that were loved by the comunnity (ignoring the fact that it was meant to be the mission mode that could be even more better imo)
- Wii Rainbow Road the best RR in layout terms.
- Koopa Cape is better.
- Funky Kong + Bowser bike.
- Luma.
1- MKWII such as almost every videogame easily can break friendships lmao
2- In a part, yep i agree that sometimes the gameplay can be pretty broken but..... in almost every mario kart there's a bunch of broken stuff lmao, just check sky high sundae.
3- How the hell will you controle the direction while you're falling in air? i mean yep is a game with little sense, but to take the logical sense out of it's going too far, and could easily make the whole gameplay even more broken lmao.
4- The fact that you complain about unlocking stuff, without offend but it just shows that you're enough lazy or enough skilln't to play the game
5- Wait... the cpus are harder to beat for you? LMAO even to me were easier to beat and im not a kind of competitive player, just play for a while and you'll get used to beat them.
6- My real only complain of mkwii, is the retro tracks selection, being almost all the retros.... trash honestly i just liked 4 or 5 retro tracks and the main problem is like there's like 3 or 4 mario circuits lmao, the other problem a least for me is that they could pick another n64 track, leaving DK jungle parkway for mk7 .. i mean replacing the cannon with a glidder jump would be better tbf but well.
7- Well if you're talking about glitches.... did you know that every mario kart game has a bunch of glitches right? By example the glitch in Maka wuhu that skips part of the track, just to say one of the lot of glitches that mario kart games has in general, but even with that the games are good lol nothing is perfect.
8- The fact that MKWII is the best mario kart for big part of the fans, is because:
- It has a long character rooster even if almost everybody just picks funky kong lmao
- It brings the tricks and wheelies, being two things that makes the gameplay even more epic and less... average like in others racing games.
- Brings some new objects such like mega mushroom, POW block and Lightning cloud.... being the last two hated af lololololol.
- Brings the halfpipe jumps, even if are pretty useless in almost every track where are placed, it has a good mix between dramatic and visually good in gameplays... ignoring that are pretty useless in almost every track lol.
- Had the online events, that were loved by the comunnity (ignoring the fact that it was meant to be the mission mode that could be even more better imo)
- Wii Rainbow Road the best RR in layout terms.
- Koopa Cape is better.
- Funky Kong + Bowser bike.
- Luma.
Well actually it's mainly because it's Wii nostalgia.
Case in point: Wii Sports 1 is one of the shittiest games ever made, yet people think it's better than Switch Sports.
lmao true, it even reminds me when wuhu loop and maka wuhu were kind of overrated on its moment bc both tracks based on wii sports.... now both are pretty forgoten :gamba:
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