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We should have a feature where we can just spectate CPUs on our custom tracks, if we don't wanna get involved in the race.

We should have the option to do replays. Like, after a race, it should have a replay option where we can see ourselves race at different angles.


Also, PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE
Make intros to tracks!

GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS we should have intros to the beginnings of the tracks. Like in MK8DLX when they play the music and show a bit of the track.

Super Cherry:
Creates a clone that does the exact same controls as the original. You can make your character go right and so will the other. Use an item and so will the other. It lasts for 30 seconds, and you have to be careful with both of them. It can randomly despawn one of the 2 players. So basically, if your clone's in last but you're in first, your "First place" Character could randomly despawn. Or if your clone despawns, lucky break, I guess.

BBoobb--oommbb
Looks like a bob-omb with too much caffine. If you use it, it stays in one spot and explodes infinitely.

Item Box. When you use it, it spins the roullette again. It has a 78% chance of getting the Item box again, and the rest gets a better item. You use it again and it gives you a higher percentage of getting the Item Box again and a lower percentage of getting an even better item. This continues on until either 1: You finish the race, 2: you get a good Item instead of the Item box, or 3: you get to 1% chance and pray that you could get the best item, or get item box and then it's 100%, and it keeps going in a loop until you finish.

I could give you Mapel Treeway, but that's only if no one else has theirs ready.
DM me to get the link.

Yeah, that one's a good one

I know Y'all are gonna hate me for this, but:

You can skip "Go back" And just click the friend icon at the bottom of the side bar. If you already made a friend, you can go to chat instead. It saves a lot of time.

WHEN WILL I EVER GET THE JUICY TASTE OF ADVENTURE AGAIN?!

For serious! I wanna know what happens next!

I want myself a new episode pls!

Name: Poofie Master
Color: Orange (Closest color to beige that you can actually see)
Desc. Master of the Poofie world (Kind of obvious) Has P-Wing, Crimson Slim, and The Gold glider. The Poofie Portal has taken him to a new dimension, where he has been forced to race in SUPER ULTIMATE KART!!!

Episode 7

They've never been so happy in their lives. For the first time in their lives, they are actually competing for more than just points. They're competing for the hope of going home. Which you can do by getting 50000 points (They all start with 0) But THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

They've never been so miserable in their entire lives. They've never driven a kart that goes 150cc! They've never had to drift on floating platforms or dangerous areas! Worst of all, their home was so close yet so far. If they're gonna get home, they better step up their game!

Wayne: WHAT IS WITH these Item boxes?! I never get bombs!
Melody: I think in this world they're called "Bob-ombs".
Mushroom Man: Bup Bup Bup Bup Bu-
Wayne (Shoving a red shell down Mushroom man's engine): No one ASKED you!
Molly: Poofie Master is actually beating us and some of the others by a lot! I never thought he'd ever be better at something than me!
PM (From a distance): Believe it!
Nommanic: I thought you noobs would actually be good, considering how dangerous your Poofie World actually is!
Liza: HEY! We don't drive karts. we fight bad guys!
Opulent: Lay off them, Nommanic! Some of them have probably never driven a kart in their lives! (Eyes at Liza, who is currently driving into a wall multiple times.) Besides. We all know who's gonna win.
Nommanic: Thanks, Opulent. I didn't know you believed in me so much!
The two glared at each other enough that it seemed like sparks were flying in between their eyes.
Wayne (in a teasing voice): Aww! Sibling love! So beautiful!
Opulent (To Wayne): SHUT UP!
Cruelie Master (Voice echoing from every direction): Well, looks like the majority has finished the race, so now which track you wanna do? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding! Only I can decide!
Melody (Whispering): Guys! We need to stop fighting! I think I have a plan to get out of here, but it will require everyone's participation. We need to stop bickering, and actually work together!
Wayne: So, tell us already!
Melody (Whispering): I can't right now. Cruelie Master's control panel can allow him to hear us from every corner. For now, we'll have to wait till an intermission.
SM7: Intermission? What are you talking about?
PM: After Waluigi Pinball, he gave us a little break, remember?
SM7: Ooooh Yeahhhh!
Cruelie Master: Well, that's enough! Let's move on!
Melody: See you later, I guess. When we meet again, I'll tell you the plan.
Then they get warped away to the next challenge.
PM (Thinking): When we meet again, I guess.

Episode 6

PM: OK, guys! If we're going to get to the Poofie Portal, we'll have to get up now, or else we'll be late!
Wayne (Sleepily) Does it matter what time we get there?
PM: Well, if we want to get there at noon, and then get back at 6:00, we have to leave now.
Melody: I'm pretty sure most of us are still asleep.
Eric: Nonsense! I'm sure they're all...
Eric pulls out an air horn and blasts it as loud as he could. They could hear many groans upstairs
Eric (Smug): Wide awake.
Donna (To Eric): I... Hate... You.
Nommanic: If we leave now, I think we'd probably collapse of tiredness halfway there.
Liza: I could keep everyone awake with a Super Duper Happy Song-
Donna and Wayne: NO!
PM: Alright guys! Let's go!
And off they went. Past Poofie City, Past Reeses Castle, all the way to the Poofie Portal. (Map here: )
Poofie Master was just finishing up talking to the Mega Poofies about which dimension he wanted them to go to, when suddenly they heard a large WHOOSH, and also heard some kind of hovering device.
Melody: Oh no.
Wayne: We don't have time for this!
???: The Poofie Palls! And... Others? Who are you?
PM: They were just passing through. What do you want, Cruelie Master?
Opulent: Wait. There are villains here to?
Donna (Rolling eyes): Sort of...
Eric: Well, what doohickey have you invented now?
Cruelie Master: Well, because you've brought a couple extra... friends...
He shoots a glare to everyone that's not the Poofie Palls
I'll have to make extra preparations. But for now, I'll just... BOOP!
A ball shoots from a gadget that traps everyone in it.
Maker: What the... What is this?
Cruelie Master: Wha- HEY! Gray is MY color!
Maker: What the- I've been using gray for fanfics WAY longer than you!
PM: What are they talking about?
Melody: I have no idea.
Cruelie Master: Anyways, you all will be put into a special race. MY race. I've been trying to get the Poofie Portal to go to the MKPCverse for ages! But it seems that you helped me do it first. Oh! And look! I guess I don't need extra preparations! There's a pile of karts right there!
He points to Maker, Esther, EAS, SM7, Nommanic, Opulent, Mushroom Man, and Luma-BUP's karts.
Cruelie Master: Ok, everyone into the portal!
He tosses the ball dome into the Portal. Then he grabbed the pile of karts and tossed that into the Portal. Then went in himself.
When they exited, they almost fell of the side of SNES rainbow road.
Cruelie Master came to a platform above the entire track.
Cruelie Master: As you can see, from this control panel, I can control the track, items, and everything else in online mode in the MKPCverse! So get your karts ready.
Lakitu came down from the sky looking like he was just traumatized for life. He was trembling in his cloud, his eyes as big as saucers.
3 2 1 GO!

Episode 5

PM & SM7 START
Poofie Master and SM7 walk into a room with a desk with a half finished comic on it, a bed, a pencil kit, a PC with Hollow Knight: Silksong still paused, and many comics and drawings on the walls.
SM7: Wow! I love your room, but where am I gonna sleep?
PM: I think there are sleeping bags in the storage room. It's just downstairs under the stairs.
SM7 exits the room and goes down the stairs. As he goes down, the stairs creak under his feet. For some reason, it seems that everyone has already gone to bed, judging how silent it was. As he finds the storage room (Because it was labeled "Storage"_), he opens the door to find TWENTY large chests at the least!
SM7: What the- Is this storage room entirely based on Minecraft? Which one has the sleeping bags?!
SM7 searches through out the chests individually until he finds the sleeping bags. His eyelids wanted to go down with the force of a jet plane going 100 miles an hour. When he walks back up the stairs, he sees Poofie Master finishing the comic on his desk.
SM7: How are you still awake? What time is it?
PM: It's only 10:30. And I'm finishing up a comic so that I can take all of these and bring them to the publishing department!
SM7: All of them? Why didn't you just bring them one at a time?
PM: Every time I bring them a comic, they always back all them up to another date! That's why I still have all these! Tomorrow's the next date that their gonna publish them, and I'm sure that their gonna do it this time!
SM7: Don't you realize they're probably just playing you? They're never actually gonna publish them!
The room goes silent.
PM climbs into his bed and says "Good night."

Liza & Esther & Molly & EAS START
Liza: I'm SO excited to share a room with you guys! This is gonna be SO much fun! I can't believe we're actually doing this! I-
Molly: LIZA! CALM DOWN!
EAS: Suddenly, I don't think I want to share a room anymore...
Esther: Let's just spend the night. We won't get too worked up if we're going back to the Poofie Portal tomorrow. Remember how long that took.
Liza: Right. But this is just so overwhelming! This is my first time sharing a room with more than one person!
Molly rolls her eyes.
Esther opens the door to see one half of the room with weights and video game controllers perfectly organized, and the wallpaper is blue. And on the other half is CLUTTERED! Paper and toys and books and pencils and crayons and etc. EVERYWHERE! And the wallpaper is pink.
Esther: Uhh... Who's side is who's? because I remember picking Molly...
EAS: What?! I picked Molly! I remember you saying "I pick Liza"!
Molly: Yeah, EAS chose me. The blue side's mine.
Esther: Oh no...
As they set up their stuff (At least tried to for some people...), it was time to go to sleep. Liza insisted that they stay up, but no one listened.

Luma-BUP & Eric START
Eric and Luma-BUP walk into a room full of pranking supplies.
Eric: So, this is my room...
Luma-BUP: So, you're a prankster, huh?
Eric: I won an award... 3 times.
Luma-BUP: Well, master pranker, we certainly can't let any of this night go to waste, can we?
Both get a devilish grin.

Wayne & Mushroom Man START
Wayne: What the- WHY am I covered with Coconuts?! He says as he wakes up.
Mushroom man: Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup!
Wayne: Could things get any worse than this...

Oppulent & Donna START
After Donna Finaly smashed the radio that was playing "It's Raining Tacos" on repeat for the last ten minutes, (Eric & Luma-BUP's doing), they started their night.
Oppulent: Your room is... The attic?
Donna: Spacious, creepy, no one ever bothers me here, She says as she gives the radio one more wack as it attempts to play "Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese" In a very sorrowful voice
Donna: And if you look in the boxes, you can find whatever you want in here. One time I found one of Wayne's bombs.
Boof cuddles up to Donna, both of them white and slightly transparent.
Oppulent: Ok... Well I think we better get rest.
Donna: You can do that. I'm dead, so I don't need sleep. Plus I like the night. Oh. And if you hear a scream that sounds like it's coming from an Aztec death whistle, don't go looking for me.
Donna floats through the ceiling out of the room, and Boof follows. Oppulent is left alone in the dark, creepy attic. And something tells her that it's not gonna be a peaceful night.
It's raining tacosssss- SMASH!

Maker & Hi-Chew START
Hi-Chew introduces her room to Maker. It has a stand for painting, several paint brushes, many color pallets, a pile of blank canvases, and the wallpaper is custom painted, looking like many drawings.
Maker: Artsy.
Hi-Chew: Well, I love art! It's one of my favorite hobbies! Ok. It IS my favorite!
Maker: Well, no offense, but I don't think I could sleep in a room that looks like an eye sore.
Hi-Chew: Well I can easily fix that! Just get under that black blanket over there!
Maker approaches the blanket and puts it over his head. It's soft, heavy, and really comfortable.
Maker: Hey! This isn't too bad!
Hi-Chew: I knew someone would like it! Good night, new friend!
And over all, it was a pretty peaceful night.

Nommanic & Peno START
Nommanic: So... What am I looking at here?
Peno: Well, it's my room, of course.
Nommanic: Does it even have a floor?
Peno: I think so...
Nommanic: Because all I can see is snacks. Oh, and a mini-fridge.
Peno: Yeah... I don't know how we're gonna fit you in here...
They stand at the entrance to the room, staring at the floor covered in snacks.
Peno: We're not very good at this, are we?

And THAT concludes all of our nights with the groups! Tune in for Episode six, when the karts REALLY come into play!

Episode 4
Choosing where to sleep

PM: Ok guys. Now that it's getting dark, (And we finally got that pile of wood out of the kitchen)...
Wayne: It was a Work of ART!
PM: It's now time to decide where you guys (Points to everyone that's not the Poofie Palls) are sleeping! Let's see... There are 8 of you, which means 8 people will have to share a room! I'll be sitting out...
Wayne: WHAT?! Why do YOU get to?
Fine. As an example, they can chose me.
Everyone picked their groups. Esther Picked Liza (And Molly since they share a room) And EAS chose Molly (And Liza since they share a room).
Mushroom Man chose Wayne, and Luma-BUP chose Wayne as well. When Poofie Master said he couldn't do that, he chose Eric.
Super Mega 7 chose Poofie Master. Maker chose Hi-Chew. Nommanic chose Peno, and Oppulent chose Donna.
PM: Well now that we all chose who we're sleeping with, goodnight! C'mon, SM7.
Wayne: Wait! I wanna change who I'm with!
PM: I said good night.
With that, everyone went to where they were sleeping.
Mushroom Man: Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup Bup!
Wayne: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME??!!

Here ya go!

Theme: Police chase
I tried

Episode 3
Donna comes downstairs to find Wayne, Peno, and Nommanic building a room.
Donna: Uh... What are you doing?
Wayne: We're making a room!
Donna: Why?
Wayne looked at Peno and shrugged.
Well there was nothing better to do so we decided to build character!
Peno: And Nommanic wanted help!
Donna: There are plenty of other ways to build character. And why is it in the kitchen?
Peno: Where else would we put it?
Donna: Oh, I don't know. OUTSIDE, maybe?
Wayne: Wouldn't that just be a shed?
Nommanic: Yeah, I think that would just be a shed.
Donna: Not to mention, the only tools you're using are nails and a hammer.
Peno: They were the only tools we could find in Melody's shed.
Donna: Wait. You're using MELODY'S tools?
Peno, Wayne, and Nommanic: Yeah. Why?
Donna: Can someone pass the nails?
Poofie Master comes down to find Wayne, Peno, Nommanic, and Donna building a room.
PM: Woah, Woah, WOAH! What do you think you're doing?
Nommanic: We're building a room obviously.
PM: You can't just BUILD a room in the middle of the kitchen!
Wayne: Yes we can. If you have a complaint, then too bad, you can't sue us. We live here, too.
Peno: I don't think that's how suing works...
Nommanic: Give us 1 good reason to not build a room in here.
PM: Well for one thing, there's the tax fee witch you, the people building the room, will have to pay for.
Nommanic: I don't see that being a problem.
PM: It's about 100 dollars per month.
Nommanic: Ok, guys. It's a rap!
Donna: Aww. I really wanted to waste Melody's tools.
SM7: Then where will we sleep?
Maker: Like Poofie Master said, we'll have to share-
Opulent: Wait! Why can't we just get to the Poofie Portal ourselves? Can't we just travel back through it and continue our normal lives?
PM: Honestly, I'm surprised we haven't thought of that already.
Melody (From far away): WHERE ARE MY HAMMERS??!!
PM: Well then, it's settled! We'll go back to the Poofie Portal tomorrow and get you guys home. (Turns to Poofie Palls) that means you'll still have to share a room, though.
Wayne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!