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How to win a Race - IN SEASON 2! [EPISODE 3]
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10695 pts ★ ChampionOn 2025-06-23 at 20:18:21
Nommanic: Where's the phone?
Nommanic: *gets phone*
Nommanic: ... Wait ... what's veenyx's phone number?!
Nommanic: ... v = 22, e = 5, n = 14, y = 25, x = 24...
Nommanic: 225-514-2524!
*beep beep beep* *boop beep boop* *bebop beep boop*
Nommanic: Hey Jay! Just reminding you that I'll be back for season two...
And my name is not OCM! It's Nommanic Folloreht!
Nommanic: *gets phone*
Nommanic: ... Wait ... what's veenyx's phone number?!
Nommanic: ... v = 22, e = 5, n = 14, y = 25, x = 24...
Nommanic: 225-514-2524!
*beep beep beep* *boop beep boop* *bebop beep boop*
Nommanic: Hey Jay! Just reminding you that I'll be back for season two...
And my name is not OCM! It's Nommanic Folloreht!
1On 2025-05-26 at 23:16:16
Episode 5: Grand Prix 1c
How to win a race episode 5 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
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*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*
Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.
Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.
Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.
*they all walk out*
Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!
Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?
Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!
Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!
Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*
Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!
Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*
they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*
Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?
Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!
*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*
they exit and taunt at the finish line
Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...
*they both cross the line*
Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!
Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic
Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!
Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d
How to win a race episode 5 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
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*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*
Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.
Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.
Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.
*they all walk out*
Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!
Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?
Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!
Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!
Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*
Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!
Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*
they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*
Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?
Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!
*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*
they exit and taunt at the finish line
Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...
*they both cross the line*
Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!
Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic
Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!
Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d
Ok. Next time, if Joshy or Yoshi talks to me, I'll just ignore them completely, and if there's no one else to talk to, I'll give some cryptic responses.
I know I wasn't supposed to hear that, but maybe I can perceive other peoples' intentions (if that's allowed) in stressful situations. (Like being in last place in the last lap. I'll try harder to win the race if that happens.)
On 2025-05-25 at 20:01:36
Name: Nommanic Folloreht.
Colour: Cyan
Colour: Cyan
1Worst Track in the Base Game?
Today at 01:35:10
Well...
DS Airship Fortress
1. The annoying bullet bills
2. The somewhat annoying tight turns at the right.
3. The slightly annoying sharp turn after the cannon.
DS Airship Fortress
1. The annoying bullet bills
2. The somewhat annoying tight turns at the right.
3. The slightly annoying sharp turn after the cannon.
1/!\ Reports / Signalements /!\
On 2025-06-18 at 22:48:51
And some more inappropriate / unkind messages after this.
1On 2025-04-28 at 01:15:07
Another person. Registered since february, and decided to join. It should be obvious who I am referring to. Has an inappropriate username.
Don't hide your subtle truths!
On 2025-07-17 at 22:16:55
My username ("OCM" ) definitely stands for "Obvious Cheater Man."
Totally not stolen from WorldRecord.
Totally not stolen from WorldRecord.
5On 2025-04-19 at 00:32:21
Umm... can you make sure to not spam messages?
The Silly Adventures: Now in Season 2
Today at 01:32:15
S2E2
A day on the boat, pt. 2
1 hour later...
Red: And the winner of the Mario Kart World Competition is...
1. T
2. Jay
3. Nashatra
4. Red
5. Opulent
6. Kevin
7. Blue
8. Marcelo
9. Refridge
Red: Okay guys let's go back to the entertainment center you monkeys
At the entertainment center...
GamerGuy: Hi!!
Phanto: Hi!!
GamerGirl: Hi!!
Jay: Hi!!
T: Hi!!
Opulent: Hi!!
Man: The swimming challenge is open! The swimming challenge is open!
Red: Guys! It's time to go to the swimming challenge.
Man: Get to the other side as fast as possible!
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO
GamerGuy: H E H . T H I S S H O U L D B E E A S Y Y O U R E T A R D S .
Nashatra: *aside* he's sounding a lot like tendo yk.
Refridge: Aha! *freezes the water in his lane* Like this. *falls* OW!
Opulent: Hmm... *gets pushed by a wave of water* AAAAA *pant* *pant*
Man: GamerGuy wins first place! Opulent wins second place! Refridge wins third place!
Kevin: Breaststroke? Seriously, Opulent?
Man: Kevin gets fourth place!
T: *aside* what's jay doing?
Jay: *using a star and golden mushroom* Wheeeee!!
Man: Jay gets fifth place, Blue sixth place, Red seventh, Marcelo eight, T ninth, Phanto tenth, Nashatra eleventh, ...and GamerGirl twelfth.
Kevin: how... how'd they beat me... on my best athletic activity?
Opulent: I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu here.
GamerGuy: Me too. *to Kevin* SUCKS TO BE YOU
Opulent: I wouldn't say that...
GamerGuy: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?
Opulent: Strange. Even more deja vu here.
GamerGuy: ...
............
Back at Mario Kart...
Lakitu: Cast your votes...
Jay: Alright!
Lakitu: Because this is Desert Hills, everyone is bagging!
Jay: Bagging party everyone!
Lakitu: Everyone but Opulent is bagging! Opulent reaches the shortcut area... shock! Shock again! Jay uses a bullet bill and overtakes Opulent! Jay's in first place, and- shock again! This time it's GamerGuy that's using the bill! Meanwhile Jay is using a golden mushroom to take short cuts! Now, everyone else has finished their bagging. What's this? Opulent tries second lap bagging! Yes! She gets a Mega and Star and is using a golden mushroom! Jay is in first, T second, Phanto third, Opulent fourth, GamerGuy fifth, and GamerGirl sixth! GamerGirl throws her crystal, and GamerGuy overtakes Opulent for fifth place! Oh no! He gets hit by Phanto's green shells -- again -- and Opulent gets a bullet that gets her to second place! A shock! GamerGuy and GamerGirl are speeding towards the others with bullet bills! They overtake Phanto. They overtake Opulent, who decides to go for last-lap bagging! She pulls a golden mushroom as Jay finishes first and T second. Opulent uses the mushroom and knocks out Phanto and GamerGirl! GamerGuy finishes third, and Opulent fourth! GamerGirl is about to finish, but Phanto uses a blue shell!
Opulent: ...you mean spiny shell.
Lakitu: Phanto finishes fifth, and GamerGirl... sixth. Okay guys cast your votes...
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Lakitu: The Mario Kart Center is experiencing a malfunction! We apologize for the inconvenience!
Jay: I guess we have to do something else...
Opulent: ...
Jay: Hello?
Opulent: ...what? Oh yeah. Hey, let's ALL go back to the cabin. I have to do a lot of explaining...
(EVERYONE goes back to the cabin.)
Some time later...
Jay: Oh hey it's 7:00PM! I guess we didn't have to find something else to do.
Red: Dinnertime! Our dinner is... Spaghetti with Mushrooms and Meatballs.
(They eat dinner while watching the Super Mario Bros Movie.)
Red: Bedtime everyone!
*click*
LIGHTS OUT
GOODNIGHT
Alarm: Here is some music to help you sleep.
(The easy parts -- the parts Beethoven wrote for Elise to play -- of Fur Elise play.)
A day on the boat, pt. 2
1 hour later...
Red: And the winner of the Mario Kart World Competition is...
1. T
2. Jay
3. Nashatra
4. Red
5. Opulent
6. Kevin
7. Blue
8. Marcelo
9. Refridge
Red: Okay guys let's go back to the entertainment center you monkeys
At the entertainment center...
GamerGuy: Hi!!
Phanto: Hi!!
GamerGirl: Hi!!
Jay: Hi!!
T: Hi!!
Opulent: Hi!!
Man: The swimming challenge is open! The swimming challenge is open!
Red: Guys! It's time to go to the swimming challenge.
Man: Get to the other side as fast as possible!
THREE
TWO
ONE
GO
GamerGuy: H E H . T H I S S H O U L D B E E A S Y Y O U R E T A R D S .
Nashatra: *aside* he's sounding a lot like tendo yk.
Refridge: Aha! *freezes the water in his lane* Like this. *falls* OW!
Opulent: Hmm... *gets pushed by a wave of water* AAAAA *pant* *pant*
Man: GamerGuy wins first place! Opulent wins second place! Refridge wins third place!
Kevin: Breaststroke? Seriously, Opulent?
Man: Kevin gets fourth place!
T: *aside* what's jay doing?
Jay: *using a star and golden mushroom* Wheeeee!!
Man: Jay gets fifth place, Blue sixth place, Red seventh, Marcelo eight, T ninth, Phanto tenth, Nashatra eleventh, ...and GamerGirl twelfth.
Kevin: how... how'd they beat me... on my best athletic activity?
Opulent: I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu here.
GamerGuy: Me too. *to Kevin* SUCKS TO BE YOU
Opulent: I wouldn't say that...
GamerGuy: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?
Opulent: Strange. Even more deja vu here.
GamerGuy: ...
............
Back at Mario Kart...
Lakitu: Cast your votes...
Jay: Alright!
Lakitu: Because this is Desert Hills, everyone is bagging!
Jay: Bagging party everyone!
Lakitu: Everyone but Opulent is bagging! Opulent reaches the shortcut area... shock! Shock again! Jay uses a bullet bill and overtakes Opulent! Jay's in first place, and- shock again! This time it's GamerGuy that's using the bill! Meanwhile Jay is using a golden mushroom to take short cuts! Now, everyone else has finished their bagging. What's this? Opulent tries second lap bagging! Yes! She gets a Mega and Star and is using a golden mushroom! Jay is in first, T second, Phanto third, Opulent fourth, GamerGuy fifth, and GamerGirl sixth! GamerGirl throws her crystal, and GamerGuy overtakes Opulent for fifth place! Oh no! He gets hit by Phanto's green shells -- again -- and Opulent gets a bullet that gets her to second place! A shock! GamerGuy and GamerGirl are speeding towards the others with bullet bills! They overtake Phanto. They overtake Opulent, who decides to go for last-lap bagging! She pulls a golden mushroom as Jay finishes first and T second. Opulent uses the mushroom and knocks out Phanto and GamerGirl! GamerGuy finishes third, and Opulent fourth! GamerGirl is about to finish, but Phanto uses a blue shell!
Opulent: ...you mean spiny shell.
Lakitu: Phanto finishes fifth, and GamerGirl... sixth. Okay guys cast your votes...
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Lakitu: The Mario Kart Center is experiencing a malfunction! We apologize for the inconvenience!
Jay: I guess we have to do something else...
Opulent: ...
Jay: Hello?
Opulent: ...what? Oh yeah. Hey, let's ALL go back to the cabin. I have to do a lot of explaining...
(EVERYONE goes back to the cabin.)
Some time later...
Jay: Oh hey it's 7:00PM! I guess we didn't have to find something else to do.
Red: Dinnertime! Our dinner is... Spaghetti with Mushrooms and Meatballs.
(They eat dinner while watching the Super Mario Bros Movie.)
Red: Bedtime everyone!
*click*
LIGHTS OUT
GOODNIGHT
Alarm: Here is some music to help you sleep.
(The easy parts -- the parts Beethoven wrote for Elise to play -- of Fur Elise play.)
11On 2025-07-24 at 22:09:15
S2 E1:
A day on the boat, pt.1
Georgie: hehe they won't know what's coming...
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*riiing riiing riiing*
Red: *yawn* whut tom es et?
Alarm: The time is 8:00.
Jay: *wakes up* I'm... up.
RED: WAKE UP EVERYBODY TIME FOR BREAKFAST
Kevin:...I'm up
(Everybody gets up.)
Red: Okay here's our breakfast you can have eggs, cereal, or a sandwich.
(They eat their breakfast.)
Red: okay guys what do you want to do?
Jay, T, and Opulent:Mario Kart!!
Refridge: Ice skating!
Red: You know what, let's all go to the entertainment center.
(They go to the entertainment center (C) 2025 Cruise Corporation).
Red: Okay guys have fun!
At the Mario Kart Station...
GamerGuy: Hi T, hi Jay!
Jay: Hi! *to Opulent* He used to be our friend until 3 years ago, when he left.
Opulent: Hello. And who's that?
GamerGuy: That's GamerGirl.
Opulent: *narrowing eyes, crossing arms, and tapping her right index finger on her left arm like Miles Edgeworth* ...so you've found a girlfriend at this tender age.
GamerGuy: HEY!!
GamerGirl: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
GamerGuy: H O W D A R E Y O U !
Opulent: Ow Ow! Hiyah!
GamerGuy: Y O U W I L L N O T G O U N P U N I S H E D !
Opulent: Ouch! Ooooff!
GamerGuy: There. All done.
Jay: Okay! Anyways let's race.
Everyone: Yeah!
Phanto: Hi everyone! I'm joining too
Lakitu: Cast your votes...
... ... ...
3 2 1 GO!
(They all get a rocket start.)
GamerGuy: Heh.
Lakitu: GamerGuy in first place, well ahead of Opulent and T locked in for second place, with GamerGirl and Phanto close behind competing for 4th!
Phanto: Nice, triple greens... HIYAH!
Lakitu: And GamerGirl takes the fall! She falls to fifth. Meanwhile Jay seems to be bagging! Whoa! He gets a shock and a bullet bill and gets to second place! It seems like GamerGuy has a huge lead!
Opulent: Okay, second-lap bagging is all I have left.
Lakitu: Second lap! Opulent is trying to do some second-lap bagging! Meanwhile Jay is smuggling a golden mushroom and is catching up to GamerGuy! Who will win? They are now in the third lap and... ah! Opulent gets a triple-shock, blue shell, and a bullet bill! Jay notices the threat and backs down in time, pulling a mushroom! The blue shell hits GamerGuy and Jay gets to first place! Meanwhile Opulent has smuggled a golden mushroom too and is zooming past the racers! He takes a detour to knock GamerGuy out of his kart! It's a bad break for him!
GamerGirl: Catch!
Lakitu: GamerGirl has thrown her boyfriend- I mean GamerGuy- a shard! GamerGuy's speed seems to have increased! Wow! He's speeding to Opulent and Jay, who have reached the jumps! Oh no! Phanto pulled even more triple greens and is continuously attacking GamerGuy with them! One of them knocks out his shard!
GamerGuy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lakitu: Jay gets first place, with Opulent finishing in second! T gets a nice third, with Phanto finishing fourth. What's this? He u-turns and flings GamerGirl's unconscious body through the finish line! I guess that means she gets fifth place.
Phanto: L BOZO
GamerGuy: no... nooo... noooooo... NO!
GamerGuy: Y O U W I L L P A Y T H E P R I C E
3/5 Laps
Lakitu: WHAT IS HAPPENING
*shock* *shock* *Bomb-ob* *Blue shell* *Red Shell* *Shock*
Jay: Ow ow OUCH!
Opulent: It's... OUCH! OWowow DarkGamer OWOWOWOWOUCH!!
Jay: Ouch! Ru... owowow RUN!
(They run.)
Jay: Whew! We escaped- WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?
*bang* *bang*
Speaker: Emergency! Emergency! Submarine attacking ship.
GamerGuy: W H A T I S T H A T ?
(He goes outside.)
Georgie: hehe another bomb should do it- OUCH! Whatever. Buddy, yo cooked.
GamerGuy: T H E O N L Y O N E G E T T I N G C O O K E D T O D A Y I S Y O U G E O R G I E .
Georgie: How about THIS?!?
(The Switch 2 explodes.)
GamerGuy: P A T H E T I C , L I L ' P I G .
Georgie: C'mon! A nuke gotta do it!
GamerGuy: ( C O M E T O M E P I G . G I V E M E T H O S E E X P L O S I V E S .)
(Georgie comes and gives.)
GamerGuy: Well this crap's useless.
Georgie: ...WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EXPLOSIVES
Nashatra: *leaning over* What happened here?
GamerGuy: ...shenanigans...
Refridge: What are you doing there?
Nashatra: Oops gotta go.
GamerGirl: GamerGuy, let's go! Phanto, Jay, and T are waiting! Oh and Opulent too.
...
Phanto: ... and over at Moonview City, I got a job at chick-fil-a
Opulent: Chick-fil-a?!
Phanto: Yeah. Oh hi GamerGuy!
GamerGuy: Hiiiii!!!
Red: Lunchtime everybody!
Jay: Oops we gotta go. Bye!
Phanto: Bye!
...
At the restaurant...
Red: Okay guys today's lunch will be... PIZZA!
Everyone: Yay!
Waiter: Okay anything else?
Jay: I love fried shrimp man I could have a whole bowl of these now
Oh and a bowl for... T here.
Waiter: ...that's it? ... ... Okay please wait for your food.
20 minutes later...
Waiter: Here's your pizza, and here's your shrimp.
T: Yum!
Refridge: So, what's your favorite pizza topping?
Jay: Shrimp!
Opulent: Pineapple!
Red: That's disgusting!
Nashatra: Which one? The shrimp or the pineapple?
Red: Both of them you idiots!
20 minutes later...
Red: Okay guys! Time to head back to our cabin.
(They head back to their cabin.)
Red: Okay it's family video game time!
Everyone: Hurray!
...to be continued
A day on the boat, pt.1
Georgie: hehe they won't know what's coming...
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*riiing riiing riiing*
Red: *yawn* whut tom es et?
Alarm: The time is 8:00.
Jay: *wakes up* I'm... up.
RED: WAKE UP EVERYBODY TIME FOR BREAKFAST
Kevin:...I'm up
(Everybody gets up.)
Red: Okay here's our breakfast you can have eggs, cereal, or a sandwich.
(They eat their breakfast.)
Red: okay guys what do you want to do?
Jay, T, and Opulent:Mario Kart!!
Refridge: Ice skating!
Red: You know what, let's all go to the entertainment center.
(They go to the entertainment center (C) 2025 Cruise Corporation).
Red: Okay guys have fun!
At the Mario Kart Station...
GamerGuy: Hi T, hi Jay!
Jay: Hi! *to Opulent* He used to be our friend until 3 years ago, when he left.
Opulent: Hello. And who's that?
GamerGuy: That's GamerGirl.
Opulent: *narrowing eyes, crossing arms, and tapping her right index finger on her left arm like Miles Edgeworth* ...so you've found a girlfriend at this tender age.
GamerGuy: HEY!!
GamerGirl: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
GamerGuy: H O W D A R E Y O U !
Opulent: Ow Ow! Hiyah!
GamerGuy: Y O U W I L L N O T G O U N P U N I S H E D !
Opulent: Ouch! Ooooff!
GamerGuy: There. All done.
Jay: Okay! Anyways let's race.
Everyone: Yeah!
Phanto: Hi everyone! I'm joining too
Lakitu: Cast your votes...
... ... ...
3 2 1 GO!
(They all get a rocket start.)
GamerGuy: Heh.
Lakitu: GamerGuy in first place, well ahead of Opulent and T locked in for second place, with GamerGirl and Phanto close behind competing for 4th!
Phanto: Nice, triple greens... HIYAH!
Lakitu: And GamerGirl takes the fall! She falls to fifth. Meanwhile Jay seems to be bagging! Whoa! He gets a shock and a bullet bill and gets to second place! It seems like GamerGuy has a huge lead!
Opulent: Okay, second-lap bagging is all I have left.
Lakitu: Second lap! Opulent is trying to do some second-lap bagging! Meanwhile Jay is smuggling a golden mushroom and is catching up to GamerGuy! Who will win? They are now in the third lap and... ah! Opulent gets a triple-shock, blue shell, and a bullet bill! Jay notices the threat and backs down in time, pulling a mushroom! The blue shell hits GamerGuy and Jay gets to first place! Meanwhile Opulent has smuggled a golden mushroom too and is zooming past the racers! He takes a detour to knock GamerGuy out of his kart! It's a bad break for him!
GamerGirl: Catch!
Lakitu: GamerGirl has thrown her boyfriend- I mean GamerGuy- a shard! GamerGuy's speed seems to have increased! Wow! He's speeding to Opulent and Jay, who have reached the jumps! Oh no! Phanto pulled even more triple greens and is continuously attacking GamerGuy with them! One of them knocks out his shard!
GamerGuy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lakitu: Jay gets first place, with Opulent finishing in second! T gets a nice third, with Phanto finishing fourth. What's this? He u-turns and flings GamerGirl's unconscious body through the finish line! I guess that means she gets fifth place.
Phanto: L BOZO
GamerGuy: no... nooo... noooooo... NO!
GamerGuy: Y O U W I L L P A Y T H E P R I C E
3/5 Laps
Lakitu: WHAT IS HAPPENING
*shock* *shock* *Bomb-ob* *Blue shell* *Red Shell* *Shock*
Jay: Ow ow OUCH!
Opulent: It's... OUCH! OWowow DarkGamer OWOWOWOWOUCH!!
Jay: Ouch! Ru... owowow RUN!
(They run.)
Jay: Whew! We escaped- WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?
*bang* *bang*
Speaker: Emergency! Emergency! Submarine attacking ship.
GamerGuy: W H A T I S T H A T ?
(He goes outside.)
Georgie: hehe another bomb should do it- OUCH! Whatever. Buddy, yo cooked.
GamerGuy: T H E O N L Y O N E G E T T I N G C O O K E D T O D A Y I S Y O U G E O R G I E .
Georgie: How about THIS?!?
(The Switch 2 explodes.)
GamerGuy: P A T H E T I C , L I L ' P I G .
Georgie: C'mon! A nuke gotta do it!
GamerGuy: ( C O M E T O M E P I G . G I V E M E T H O S E E X P L O S I V E S .)
(Georgie comes and gives.)
GamerGuy: Well this crap's useless.
Georgie: ...WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EXPLOSIVES
Nashatra: *leaning over* What happened here?
GamerGuy: ...shenanigans...
Refridge: What are you doing there?
Nashatra: Oops gotta go.
GamerGirl: GamerGuy, let's go! Phanto, Jay, and T are waiting! Oh and Opulent too.
...
Phanto: ... and over at Moonview City, I got a job at chick-fil-a
Opulent: Chick-fil-a?!
Phanto: Yeah. Oh hi GamerGuy!
GamerGuy: Hiiiii!!!
Red: Lunchtime everybody!
Jay: Oops we gotta go. Bye!
Phanto: Bye!
...
At the restaurant...
Red: Okay guys today's lunch will be... PIZZA!
Everyone: Yay!
Waiter: Okay anything else?
Jay: I love fried shrimp man I could have a whole bowl of these now
Oh and a bowl for... T here.Waiter: ...that's it? ... ... Okay please wait for your food.
20 minutes later...
Waiter: Here's your pizza, and here's your shrimp.
T: Yum!
Refridge: So, what's your favorite pizza topping?
Jay: Shrimp!
Opulent: Pineapple!
Red: That's disgusting!
Nashatra: Which one? The shrimp or the pineapple?
Red: Both of them you idiots!
20 minutes later...
Red: Okay guys! Time to head back to our cabin.
(They head back to their cabin.)
Red: Okay it's family video game time!
Everyone: Hurray!
...to be continued
On 2025-07-24 at 20:21:20
S1
Epilogue
Georgie: THEY WILL PAY
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Red: Dinnertime everybody!
(They sit down to eat dinner and watch TV.)
Reporter: ...and an exclusive report on the Worst Shopping fire! Police are baffled as to the cause, though Opulent, Jay, and T are suspected-
Opulent, Jay, and T: OUCH!!
Blue: Don't fight at the dinner table!
*diiing dooong*
Blue: Yes?
Epilogue
Georgie: THEY WILL PAY
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Red: Dinnertime everybody!
(They sit down to eat dinner and watch TV.)
Reporter: ...and an exclusive report on the Worst Shopping fire! Police are baffled as to the cause, though Opulent, Jay, and T are suspected-
Opulent, Jay, and T: OUCH!!
Blue: Don't fight at the dinner table!
*diiing dooong*
Blue: Yes?
Is It Time For GamerGuy And/Or GamerGirl?
when will they make an appearance? I'm picturing GamerGuy DESTROYING everyone in gbabc1
Season 2.
sry but where are we right now? like how long until season 2 cuz I really wanna see what you cook up with those characters!
...thanks for motivating me:
S2 Prologue
Blue: Yes?
Mailman: Hey I've got invitations for all of yall to go to Sinnoh to spend the holiday.
Everyone: Yay!
Blue: Alright everybody finish your dinner and pack up.
(They eat their dinner and pack up.)
Red: Get in the car, NOW!
(They drive for hours.)
Marcelo: *yawn* I'm getting sleepy.
Red: We're almost there.
(They arrive at the port.)
Man: You here to spend the holiday at Sinnoh? Great! Your suitcases with your names here, and your car there!
(They get ready.)
Jay: You ready for this?
T: ...yes.
Man: All aboard! Your cabins are... here on the map. The market is... here, the restaurant... is here, and... the recreation center is here. You drive Mario Karts, right?
Jay: Yeah.
T: ...yes?
Opulent: Yeah.
Man: That's nice to hear. Bon voyage!
Opulent: It's "bon bvoyahe."
(They enter their cabins.)
Speaker: Good night! We at the Cruise Corporation hope you don't get seasick!
(Moonlight Sonata, Movement 1 plays, and they eventually drift to sleep.)
Am i just dumb, or what, cuz i dont really see any teasing towards GamerGuy and GamerGirl… wait is it like GamerGuy and GamerGirl are at where the are currently?
They will be met at the entertainment center, Mario Kart station in Episode 1
1
1On 2025-07-22 at 21:28:05
S1
Epilogue
Georgie: THEY WILL PAY
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Red: Dinnertime everybody!
(They sit down to eat dinner and watch TV.)
Reporter: ...and an exclusive report on the Worst Shopping fire! Police are baffled as to the cause, though Opulent, Jay, and T are suspected-
Opulent, Jay, and T: OUCH!!
Blue: Don't fight at the dinner table!
*diiing dooong*
Blue: Yes?
Epilogue
Georgie: THEY WILL PAY
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Red: Dinnertime everybody!
(They sit down to eat dinner and watch TV.)
Reporter: ...and an exclusive report on the Worst Shopping fire! Police are baffled as to the cause, though Opulent, Jay, and T are suspected-
Opulent, Jay, and T: OUCH!!
Blue: Don't fight at the dinner table!
*diiing dooong*
Blue: Yes?
Is It Time For GamerGuy And/Or GamerGirl?
when will they make an appearance? I'm picturing GamerGuy DESTROYING everyone in gbabc1
Season 2.
sry but where are we right now? like how long until season 2 cuz I really wanna see what you cook up with those characters!
...thanks for motivating me:
S2 Prologue
Blue: Yes?
Mailman: Hey I've got invitations for all of yall to go to Sinnoh to spend the holiday.
Everyone: Yay!
Blue: Alright everybody finish your dinner and pack up.
(They eat their dinner and pack up.)
Red: Get in the car, NOW!
(They drive for hours.)
Marcelo: *yawn* I'm getting sleepy.
Red: We're almost there.
(They arrive at the port.)
Man: You here to spend the holiday at Sinnoh? Great! Your suitcases with your names here, and your car there!
(They get ready.)
Jay: You ready for this?
T: ...yes.
Man: All aboard! Your cabins are... here on the map. The market is... here, the restaurant... is here, and... the recreation center is here. You drive Mario Karts, right?
Jay: Yeah.
T: ...yes?
Opulent: Yeah.
Man: That's nice to hear. Bon voyage!
Opulent: It's "bon bvoyahe."
(They enter their cabins.)
Speaker: Good night! We at the Cruise Corporation hope you don't get seasick!
(Moonlight Sonata, Movement 1 plays, and they eventually drift to sleep.)
On 2025-07-22 at 20:55:55
S1
Epilogue
Georgie: THEY WILL PAY
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Red: Dinnertime everybody!
(They sit down to eat dinner and watch TV.)
Reporter: ...and an exclusive report on the Worst Shopping fire! Police are baffled as to the cause, though Opulent, Jay, and T are suspected-
Opulent, Jay, and T: OUCH!!
Blue: Don't fight at the dinner table!
*diiing dooong*
Blue: Yes?
Epilogue
Georgie: THEY WILL PAY
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Red: Dinnertime everybody!
(They sit down to eat dinner and watch TV.)
Reporter: ...and an exclusive report on the Worst Shopping fire! Police are baffled as to the cause, though Opulent, Jay, and T are suspected-
Opulent, Jay, and T: OUCH!!
Blue: Don't fight at the dinner table!
*diiing dooong*
Blue: Yes?
Is It Time For GamerGuy And/Or GamerGirl?
when will they make an appearance? I'm picturing GamerGuy DESTROYING everyone in gbabc1
Season 2.
1On 2025-07-22 at 20:52:33
Is it too late to join?
I'm still waiting for your application.
Name, colour, personality, and special powers, etc.
On 2025-07-21 at 23:31:28
S1
Epilogue
Georgie: THEY WILL PAY
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Red: Dinnertime everybody!
(They sit down to eat dinner and watch TV.)
Reporter: ...and an exclusive report on the Worst Shopping fire! Police are baffled as to the cause, though Opulent, Jay, and T are suspected-
Opulent, Jay, and T: OUCH!!
Blue: Don't fight at the dinner table!
*diiing dooong*
Blue: Yes?
Epilogue
Georgie: THEY WILL PAY
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Red: Dinnertime everybody!
(They sit down to eat dinner and watch TV.)
Reporter: ...and an exclusive report on the Worst Shopping fire! Police are baffled as to the cause, though Opulent, Jay, and T are suspected-
Opulent, Jay, and T: OUCH!!
Blue: Don't fight at the dinner table!
*diiing dooong*
Blue: Yes?
On 2025-07-21 at 01:27:45
Here's a character:
Name: Inferno
Species: Infernape (Shiny)
Moves: Flame Wheel, Fury Swipes, Crunch, and Taunt.
Backstory: As a Chimchar, Inferno was left in the wild by a Trainer, and he found the ways of wildlife in a hard way in the forest place I forgot that was in Sinnoh. He somehow managed to get all the way to Hearthome City after evolving into a Monferno. He also managed to learn how to talk after being in Hearthome City. He decided to go back into the wild after he evolved into a Infernape. He is in fact, very wild, and he goes hard on new Trainers.
Text color: Red
Name: Inferno
Species: Infernape (Shiny)
Moves: Flame Wheel, Fury Swipes, Crunch, and Taunt.
Backstory: As a Chimchar, Inferno was left in the wild by a Trainer, and he found the ways of wildlife in a hard way in the forest place I forgot that was in Sinnoh. He somehow managed to get all the way to Hearthome City after evolving into a Monferno. He also managed to learn how to talk after being in Hearthome City. He decided to go back into the wild after he evolved into a Infernape. He is in fact, very wild, and he goes hard on new Trainers.
Text color: Red
Umm... according to Pokemonshowdown,
"Your team was rejected for the following reasons:
- Infernape can't learn Crunch."
Edit: Wait what item?
On 2025-07-21 at 00:28:21
I guess this episode shows how hard it is to write a dialogue with multiple POVs.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
hey why aren’t I in this episode
You're supposed to be dead (or at least almost dead) after getting exploded last episode.
1On 2025-07-20 at 20:41:55
Is it too late to create a character for the fantic?
You can still submit your character(s).
On 2025-07-20 at 00:27:45
I guess this episode shows how hard it is to write a dialogue with multiple POVs.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)
Meanwhile...
Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.
... ...
Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!
... ...
Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!
... ...
Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!
Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...
Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*
...
Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...
... ...
Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.
... ...
Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?
... ...
Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.
... ...
Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)
... ...
Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)
... ...
Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)
Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END
End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.
1On 2025-07-11 at 00:49:31
S1 E4
Best Shopping
Georgie: We Sell explosive switch 2s and we sell explosive versions of the accessories of the switch 2!
Nashatra: Do you ever sell normal non explosive items-
Georgie: NO
Kevin: Alright let’s leave-
Georgie: *locks every exit* You won’t leave until you buy one of our totally safe products.
Georgie: Our SAFEST item is a nuke-
(Refridge proceeds to freeze him, but gets beaten up)
Red: You're grounded!
Georgie: Buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nashatra: V-very nice! I, uh, forgot my wallet. I'll be back. *leaves*
(Georgie tries to nuke Nashatra, but Nommanic hands her a Focus Sash. Nashatra passes out but otherwise is fine.)
Georgie: if you wanted to teleport out of here, WELL YA CANT! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I PUT A FORCE FIELD ON THR WALLS OF THE SHOP SO IF YOU TRY TO TELEPORT BYOND THE BOUNDARIES OF THE FIELD, YOULL ONLY TELEPORT TO THE WALL AND GET ELECTROCUTED!!!!!
Nommanic: Teleport!
(He tries to teleport and gets stuck in a wall.)
Nommanic: EEEEEYYYYYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *cough* Follow Me and *cough* Focus Punch!
Georgie: hehehehe electrocuted means you dead.
(george don’t care)
(Suddenly, the wall cracks.)
Nommanic: Not enough? *cough* Okay, Explosion!
(The wall blows up.)
Nommanic: *cough cough cough* Now where did I put the potions? *sprays something.* That's better *cough*
(Nothing happens for a second, then Georgie lounges.)
Georgie: Hiyah!
Nommanic: Ouch! I-ice Fang a-and W-waterfall..!
Georgie: Ouch! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Several more rainbow beams hit Georgie. Crystal proceeds to hunting-crop Georgie)
Georgie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA W-what is that?
(A mysterious aura fills the room. Georgie gets teleported to the wall and gets electrocuted.)
Nommanic: We should shop somewhere else.
(Two mysterious auras fill the room and the wall explodes.)
Georgie: 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Nashatra: I guess *cough* that's the end for *cough* him!
Red: Okay! Let's find somewhere else to shop!
Nashatra: We need a rest.
Marcelo: In that case, why not a picnic!
Everyone: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!
Red: Let's go!
(Everyone gets in another car that got hot-wired.)
T: I think we should go back to our city.
Jay: In that case, we should go in mario karts.
Some people: Yay!
Other people: Boo!
Opulent: I'm in.
T: Me too. Did you see me rock N64 Wario Stadium?
Opulent: I wasn't there.
Jay: I think only me, Joshy, Yoshi... and British were there. And the coach, too.
(Opulent bumps Jay off.)
Jay: YO WHAAAAAT?!?
Pro Karter 2: *laughing* That stupid bitch..
Jay: What was that?!
Opulent: A recording. Hey. Just saying, but I don't like shrimp that much.
Jay: I like shrimp- WAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?
British: And what's your favorite food?
T: I guess fried shrimp..
Jay: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, i love shrimp too man. I could have a whole bowl of those right now
Opulent: I recorded the whole of season 2 episode 2. Here!
S2E2 HTWAR added to Court Record
Everyone: Here we are!
Best Shopping
Georgie: We Sell explosive switch 2s and we sell explosive versions of the accessories of the switch 2!
Nashatra: Do you ever sell normal non explosive items-
Georgie: NO
Kevin: Alright let’s leave-
Georgie: *locks every exit* You won’t leave until you buy one of our totally safe products.
Georgie: Our SAFEST item is a nuke-
(Refridge proceeds to freeze him, but gets beaten up)
Red: You're grounded!
Georgie: Buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nashatra: V-very nice! I, uh, forgot my wallet. I'll be back. *leaves*
(Georgie tries to nuke Nashatra, but Nommanic hands her a Focus Sash. Nashatra passes out but otherwise is fine.)
Georgie: if you wanted to teleport out of here, WELL YA CANT! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I PUT A FORCE FIELD ON THR WALLS OF THE SHOP SO IF YOU TRY TO TELEPORT BYOND THE BOUNDARIES OF THE FIELD, YOULL ONLY TELEPORT TO THE WALL AND GET ELECTROCUTED!!!!!
Nommanic: Teleport!
(He tries to teleport and gets stuck in a wall.)
Nommanic: EEEEEYYYYYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *cough* Follow Me and *cough* Focus Punch!
Georgie: hehehehe electrocuted means you dead.
(george don’t care)
(Suddenly, the wall cracks.)
Nommanic: Not enough? *cough* Okay, Explosion!
(The wall blows up.)
Nommanic: *cough cough cough* Now where did I put the potions? *sprays something.* That's better *cough*
(Nothing happens for a second, then Georgie lounges.)
Georgie: Hiyah!
Nommanic: Ouch! I-ice Fang a-and W-waterfall..!
Georgie: Ouch! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Several more rainbow beams hit Georgie. Crystal proceeds to hunting-crop Georgie)
Georgie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA W-what is that?
(A mysterious aura fills the room. Georgie gets teleported to the wall and gets electrocuted.)
Nommanic: We should shop somewhere else.
(Two mysterious auras fill the room and the wall explodes.)
Georgie: 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Nashatra: I guess *cough* that's the end for *cough* him!
Red: Okay! Let's find somewhere else to shop!
Nashatra: We need a rest.
Marcelo: In that case, why not a picnic!
Everyone: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!
Red: Let's go!
(Everyone gets in another car that got hot-wired.)
T: I think we should go back to our city.
Jay: In that case, we should go in mario karts.
Some people: Yay!
Other people: Boo!
Opulent: I'm in.
T: Me too. Did you see me rock N64 Wario Stadium?
Opulent: I wasn't there.
Jay: I think only me, Joshy, Yoshi... and British were there. And the coach, too.
(Opulent bumps Jay off.)
Jay: YO WHAAAAAT?!?
Pro Karter 2: *laughing* That stupid bitch..
Jay: What was that?!
Opulent: A recording. Hey. Just saying, but I don't like shrimp that much.
Jay: I like shrimp- WAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?
British: And what's your favorite food?
T: I guess fried shrimp..
Jay: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, i love shrimp too man. I could have a whole bowl of those right now
Opulent: I recorded the whole of season 2 episode 2. Here!
S2E2 HTWAR added to Court Record
Another person walks into the building
Joshy: Yo look! There's another person joining!
Yoshi: Is that..
Jay: I dunno who that is :/
Joshy: Guys we should make a friend group like last year!
2 other people enter the building
Jay: WAIT! Hold on you see?!
Joshy: WAIT. IS THAT?
Jay: ITS BRITISH!!!
at the signup desk
British: Could I have a sign up form please?
Mimi: Sure! Have you participated in last season's Mario Kart?
British: Yes!
Mimi: Hmmm, it says here your name is ShyGuys
British: Oh! Thats because I had the option to change my name for the Mario Kart thats why.
Mimi: Oh ok! Please head to the room down to west!
British enters
Jay: BRITISH!?
British: JAY?!
both: YAY YAY YAY!
Jay: ITS JUST LIKE LAST SEASON! THE 4 OF US!! We're STILL HERE!!
Joshy: Hey British! Nice to see you again!
British: Hi Joshy!
Yoshi: I'm kinda wanting to meet the new people, oh look here he comes!
T: Uhm, hi!
Joshy: Hi! What's your name?
T: My name is...T...
Jay: Hi T! You wanna be our friends? Don't be shy!
T: Uhm okay!
T and British filling out their form
Joshy: So T? Where you from?
T: Uhm, not that far from here. I'm from MKPC Town, some
of my other friends live there!
Joshy: Really? I live in MKPC Town too! So that's why my alley neighbor was moving.
British: And what's your favorite food?
T: I guess fried shrimp..
Jay: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, i love shrimp too man. I could have a whole bowl of those right now
Yoshi: Anyways y'all done yet?
both: yeah!
Mimi: Are you guys done!
all: yes!
Mimi: Okay! Your practicing session
will be out on the track with your coach!
all: okay!
they walk off
Jay: c-coach...? I already have a coach who makes us do up downs for other peoples mistakes
Joshy: Damn that sucks.
more and more people come in and sign in
*they head outside*
T: *whispers* thats our coach? He's so short!
Joshy: Haha! Look who's no longer shy!
Jay: He's not that short.
Yoshi: he looks 5'2!!
British: And he looks 29.
Jay: guys why are we making fun of him
Coach: Oh! Hello! You must be the Mario Kart Racers! Well today is your first lesson because guess what?
all: what?
Coach: Y'all's Grand Prix is in 2 days.
all:WHAT?!?!
Coach: Don't worry, you guys already learned the basics from y'all's last season coach, we're now learning advanced techniques now. I have your assigned karts based on y'all's form. Jay: You get a standard kart you didnt pick
Joshy: You also get standard
Yoshi: and you
British: You get the B-Dasher
British: WHAT!?
Coach: Ey man thats what your dad picked.
And T, wait. T you're not supposed to be here, you supposed to be in the beginner class.
No! But please! I've been practicing! I don't need the beginner class! Please coach, just let me show you my skill!
Coach: Okay then. We'll put your "skills" to the test. You'll be showing off on "N64 Wario Stadium"
*T gulps*
Jay to T: You can do this!
Coach: Your goal is to collect all the coins without missing/or going back. Now with that, show us your skills. 3, 2, 1, GO!
T grabs the first 5 coins and does a drift in style
Coach: Hm, thats skills *checks off* but i bet he can't reverse drift.
T reverse drifts and grabs the next 10 coins.
Joshy: You can do this T!!
T starts approching the ring of fire jump.
Yoshi: Oh no! The ring of fire jump!!
British: I know he can do this.
T slams the gas
Jay: Oooh, this is scary!
T jumps and lands into a drift
*everyone jaw dropped*
Coach: He actually did it...he actually did it.
T collects the last 5 coins and finishes with a stylish drift.
*hops out kart*
T: So can I stay?! Please! Please! Please!
Coach: Okay, you proved yourself.
other coach comes in the court
Coach 2: I'm done teaching the beginner class. We can merge them together now.
Coach: Alright. I'll give you guys 10 minutes to get to know each other and we'll do a race to test all of yalls skills and to see what yall need to work on.
chatter
Jay: Guys let's go talk to the new people!
Joshy: Wait first we gotta gather up to people we know first. Cause we needa make a powerful team!
Yoshi: Yeah ok...
Sebastian: Hey y'all!
All: SEBASTIAN!! Yay yay yay!
the other people go quiet and look at them
Biddybud: Woah those people look nice to hangout with
Stella: You guys are still here?! Hiii!!
All: STELLA!!!!
Joshy: This is fire! First we see each other now he have the whole group!
biddybud walks towards them
Biddybud: Uhm, hi!
British: Hi! Wanna be our friend!
Biddybud: Yeah! You guys are so nice!
Jay: Aw thanks!
Nommanic comes running
Nommanic: WOAH! YOU GUYS ARE HERE TOO?! HIII!
All: NOMMANIC!!!!!!
they all jump in joy
T: It's so nice to have you guys as friends..
Sebastian: Yeah man! We're here for you anytime!
Coach: Okay alright time's up, now you guys will be racing against the Pro Karters and Red Cherries.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT?!
Coach: Mhm! This season all of you will be going against each other, instead of 2 teams there are 3, so I hope you guys made a plan with that free time..anyways let the race begin! We will head to the practice site!
Jay: Y'all is it just me or Pro Karter #2 is staring into our souls..
Joshy: Aha, he just mad me and yoshi started taunting at the finish line after we beat him last season.
Yoshi: That was funny
Pro Karters Team
Pro Karter #2: Oh hell no, im not letting them make fun of me this time.
Pro Karter 5: Dude chill, we gon destroy them either way, in the practice AND in the grand prix. We're the best team out of them 2!
back to Team None
Coach: Alright you guys get to your karts!
Red Cherries coach: Are yall ready? THREE, TWO, ONE, GO GO GO!! AND YES THERE ARE ENOUGH ITEMS FOR EVERYONE!
ZOOOOMMM
Jay: A red shell! Ok ima hold this.
they all take a drift and some get bumped off
Yoshi: Oh shit this is crazy! Because are getting piled up back there!
T: Oh wow!
Biddybud: I got a star! I can plow through that pile!
Sebastian: Yo look! Biddybud is plowing through that pile with his star!
Stella: That's why the star is my favorite item
Joshy: This is kinda weird we're racing on a running track.
British: Yeah but it works either way.
they all drift again, people piling up again.
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 2!
Sebastian: This is an easy win-
they get spun out by a bullet bill
Yoshi: My shock i've been holding!
Jay: *glares at Pro Karter 2* That damn bitch.
grabs a golden mushroom
T: Go get em jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM
Pro Karter 2: *laughing* That stupid bitch..
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*gets spun out by me*
Nommanic: Guys c'mon let's win with Jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 3 GO GO GO!!
Red Cherry 6: *uses a shock*
T: No! Not my super leaf!
Stella: Here, you can use my super leaf, i mean this isnt the Grand Prix. Haha.
T: Oh thank you stella!
T spins out pro karters joining Jay with his win
Joshy: *slams gas*
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Red Cherry Coach: And the winner is...JAY!!!
Everyone cheering
Pro Karter 2: shouts in anger
in the locker room
Yoshi: That was awesome Jay!
Jay: Man im not gonna let some kid run me over then call me a b word, haha.
T: That was a sick play though!
laughing
Biddybud: H-hey Jay..Amazing job for saving us.
Jay: Thanks biddybud! wanna hang out with us?
Biddybud: Okay!
Sebastian: And then i had a bullet bill....
talking
Joshy: Yo look! There's another person joining!
Yoshi: Is that..
Jay: I dunno who that is :/
Joshy: Guys we should make a friend group like last year!
2 other people enter the building
Jay: WAIT! Hold on you see?!
Joshy: WAIT. IS THAT?
Jay: ITS BRITISH!!!
at the signup desk
British: Could I have a sign up form please?
Mimi: Sure! Have you participated in last season's Mario Kart?
British: Yes!
Mimi: Hmmm, it says here your name is ShyGuys
British: Oh! Thats because I had the option to change my name for the Mario Kart thats why.
Mimi: Oh ok! Please head to the room down to west!
British enters
Jay: BRITISH!?
British: JAY?!
both: YAY YAY YAY!
Jay: ITS JUST LIKE LAST SEASON! THE 4 OF US!! We're STILL HERE!!
Joshy: Hey British! Nice to see you again!
British: Hi Joshy!
Yoshi: I'm kinda wanting to meet the new people, oh look here he comes!
T: Uhm, hi!
Joshy: Hi! What's your name?
T: My name is...T...
Jay: Hi T! You wanna be our friends? Don't be shy!
T: Uhm okay!
T and British filling out their form
Joshy: So T? Where you from?
T: Uhm, not that far from here. I'm from MKPC Town, some
of my other friends live there!
Joshy: Really? I live in MKPC Town too! So that's why my alley neighbor was moving.
British: And what's your favorite food?
T: I guess fried shrimp..
Jay: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, i love shrimp too man. I could have a whole bowl of those right now
Yoshi: Anyways y'all done yet?
both: yeah!
Mimi: Are you guys done!
all: yes!
Mimi: Okay! Your practicing session
will be out on the track with your coach!
all: okay!
they walk off
Jay: c-coach...? I already have a coach who makes us do up downs for other peoples mistakes
Joshy: Damn that sucks.
more and more people come in and sign in
*they head outside*
T: *whispers* thats our coach? He's so short!
Joshy: Haha! Look who's no longer shy!
Jay: He's not that short.
Yoshi: he looks 5'2!!
British: And he looks 29.
Jay: guys why are we making fun of him
Coach: Oh! Hello! You must be the Mario Kart Racers! Well today is your first lesson because guess what?
all: what?
Coach: Y'all's Grand Prix is in 2 days.
all:WHAT?!?!
Coach: Don't worry, you guys already learned the basics from y'all's last season coach, we're now learning advanced techniques now. I have your assigned karts based on y'all's form. Jay: You get a standard kart you didnt pick
Joshy: You also get standard
Yoshi: and you
British: You get the B-Dasher
British: WHAT!?
Coach: Ey man thats what your dad picked.
And T, wait. T you're not supposed to be here, you supposed to be in the beginner class.
No! But please! I've been practicing! I don't need the beginner class! Please coach, just let me show you my skill!
Coach: Okay then. We'll put your "skills" to the test. You'll be showing off on "N64 Wario Stadium"
*T gulps*
Jay to T: You can do this!
Coach: Your goal is to collect all the coins without missing/or going back. Now with that, show us your skills. 3, 2, 1, GO!
T grabs the first 5 coins and does a drift in style
Coach: Hm, thats skills *checks off* but i bet he can't reverse drift.
T reverse drifts and grabs the next 10 coins.
Joshy: You can do this T!!
T starts approching the ring of fire jump.
Yoshi: Oh no! The ring of fire jump!!
British: I know he can do this.
T slams the gas
Jay: Oooh, this is scary!
T jumps and lands into a drift
*everyone jaw dropped*
Coach: He actually did it...he actually did it.
T collects the last 5 coins and finishes with a stylish drift.
*hops out kart*
T: So can I stay?! Please! Please! Please!
Coach: Okay, you proved yourself.
other coach comes in the court
Coach 2: I'm done teaching the beginner class. We can merge them together now.
Coach: Alright. I'll give you guys 10 minutes to get to know each other and we'll do a race to test all of yalls skills and to see what yall need to work on.
chatter
Jay: Guys let's go talk to the new people!
Joshy: Wait first we gotta gather up to people we know first. Cause we needa make a powerful team!
Yoshi: Yeah ok...
Sebastian: Hey y'all!
All: SEBASTIAN!! Yay yay yay!
the other people go quiet and look at them
Biddybud: Woah those people look nice to hangout with
Stella: You guys are still here?! Hiii!!
All: STELLA!!!!
Joshy: This is fire! First we see each other now he have the whole group!
biddybud walks towards them
Biddybud: Uhm, hi!
British: Hi! Wanna be our friend!
Biddybud: Yeah! You guys are so nice!
Jay: Aw thanks!
Nommanic comes running
Nommanic: WOAH! YOU GUYS ARE HERE TOO?! HIII!
All: NOMMANIC!!!!!!
they all jump in joy
T: It's so nice to have you guys as friends..
Sebastian: Yeah man! We're here for you anytime!
Coach: Okay alright time's up, now you guys will be racing against the Pro Karters and Red Cherries.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT?!
Coach: Mhm! This season all of you will be going against each other, instead of 2 teams there are 3, so I hope you guys made a plan with that free time..anyways let the race begin! We will head to the practice site!
Jay: Y'all is it just me or Pro Karter #2 is staring into our souls..
Joshy: Aha, he just mad me and yoshi started taunting at the finish line after we beat him last season.
Yoshi: That was funny
Pro Karters Team
Pro Karter #2: Oh hell no, im not letting them make fun of me this time.
Pro Karter 5: Dude chill, we gon destroy them either way, in the practice AND in the grand prix. We're the best team out of them 2!
back to Team None
Coach: Alright you guys get to your karts!
Red Cherries coach: Are yall ready? THREE, TWO, ONE, GO GO GO!! AND YES THERE ARE ENOUGH ITEMS FOR EVERYONE!
ZOOOOMMM
Jay: A red shell! Ok ima hold this.
they all take a drift and some get bumped off
Yoshi: Oh shit this is crazy! Because are getting piled up back there!
T: Oh wow!
Biddybud: I got a star! I can plow through that pile!
Sebastian: Yo look! Biddybud is plowing through that pile with his star!
Stella: That's why the star is my favorite item
Joshy: This is kinda weird we're racing on a running track.
British: Yeah but it works either way.
they all drift again, people piling up again.
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 2!
Sebastian: This is an easy win-
they get spun out by a bullet bill
Yoshi: My shock i've been holding!
Jay: *glares at Pro Karter 2* That damn bitch.
grabs a golden mushroom
T: Go get em jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM
Pro Karter 2: *laughing* That stupid bitch..
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*gets spun out by me*
Nommanic: Guys c'mon let's win with Jay!
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Red Cherries Coach: LAP 3 GO GO GO!!
Red Cherry 6: *uses a shock*
T: No! Not my super leaf!
Stella: Here, you can use my super leaf, i mean this isnt the Grand Prix. Haha.
T: Oh thank you stella!
T spins out pro karters joining Jay with his win
Joshy: *slams gas*
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Red Cherry Coach: And the winner is...JAY!!!
Everyone cheering
Pro Karter 2: shouts in anger
in the locker room
Yoshi: That was awesome Jay!
Jay: Man im not gonna let some kid run me over then call me a b word, haha.
T: That was a sick play though!
laughing
Biddybud: H-hey Jay..Amazing job for saving us.
Jay: Thanks biddybud! wanna hang out with us?
Biddybud: Okay!
Sebastian: And then i had a bullet bill....
talking
Everyone: Here we are!
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