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WHY CAN'T I PLAY MKPC ON MY COMPUTER?!?!?!?!?

Kinda OT but:
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You can't play Mortal Kombat Kollection (MKPC) on a calculator because calculators lack the necessary hardware and operating system to run a modern PC game. Calculators are designed for mathematical functions, not for the complex graphics, processing power, and storage required by games like Mortal Kombat. The game's software is designed for a computer's operating system and hardware, which are fundamentally different from a calculator's.

AI Overview     Water is "wet" because its molecular structure allows it to adhere to other molecules, a property known as cohesion and adhesion. A water molecule is made of an oxygen and two hydrogen atoms (\(H_{2}O\)), where the oxygen atom pulls more electrons, creating a partial negative charge and leaving the hydrogen atoms with a partial positive charge. These partial charges allow the molecules to stick to one another (cohesion) and to other surfaces, which is what we experience as wetness. 

Any exposed skin is vulnerable to frostbite. The risk of frostbite is less than 5% when the air temperature is above 5 F (minus 15 C), but the risk rises as the wind chill falls. At wind chill levels below minus 18 F (minus 28 C), frostbite can occur on exposed skin in 30 minutes or less.

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Spyro doesn't fly in the Skylanders games because it's a gameplay limitation to create challenges and platforming puzzles, even though his wings could theoretically handle it. The developers designed the levels to be explored by running, jumping, and gliding, not full flight, to ensure proper game progression and to require players to think creatively to overcome obstacles.

(Oh and btw I googled them all and copy-n-pasted the AI Overview.)

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(Yes, this is a report and not a useless message.)

BUT SAYING SAUSAGE IS FUN… 😔
OH YEAH, @JeorgeWilliam2012 DID SOMETHING FUNNY
REALLY BAD.

I don't know what the "something really bad" you are talking about is, but maybe it's him saying *****.

Also, he said this in my DMs:

https://i.postimg.cc/7hdh7DYB/Screenshot-from-2025-10-26-15-30-46.png
https://i.postimg.cc/QdLVdXzh/Screenshot-from-2025-10-26-15-32-36.png

btw I don't think the person I'm quoting right now IS Lakitu/Refridge, I think it's someone with the same IP and a very similar name.
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https://i.postimg.cc/dtT5my8z/Screenshot-from-2025-06-18-15-46-22.png

And some more inappropriate / unkind messages after this.
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Another person. Registered since february, and decided to join. It should be obvious who I am referring to. Has an inappropriate username.
https://i.postimg.cc/v8tpBJNM/Screenshot-from-2025-04-27-18-10-42.png

[Fanfic] Mario Party: All-Stars. (S2)

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Nommanic: Y'all Are Getting It Stolen If Is A Star..
Shimoro: You Both Don't Deserve This If This Is A Star Right Here..
Shimoro: You Don't Deserve It And Y'all Are Also Gonna Get It Stolen..

Opulent: Let's See What It Is...
(Opulent Hits The Hidden Block And A ??? Appears...)
Shimoro: YOU'RE GETTING IT STOLEN.....


It's probably not a star. I predict it will be... 5 coins.
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Bowser: Nobody Can Say I Didn't Make The World A Better Place Can They?
Bowser: NO! BWAHAHAHA!

Opulent: Yes We Can..
Nommanic: Yes We Can..
Stella: Same..
Tris: Same..


This was kinda confusing the first time I read it.

Did Bowser just answer NO to his own question, thus saying that some people can say he didn't make the world a better place?
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Sorry For Not Making A Episode In A Bit Of A Long Time Since I've Not Been Able To Play MKPC These Days And I Was Thinking Of How To Start This Episode And Plus Someone May Need To Say Anything So I Don't Have To Triple Post To Risk Getting Banned..
Anyways Into The Episode!

(S2)EPISODE 2: Western Land.



(Everyone Has Their Cowboys/Cowgirls Outfits For Western Land As They Get Ready To Start)
???: Alright Now That Y'all Have The Outfits On.. Let's Start The Party!
Everyone: Alright! / Okay! / Let's Do This!
Turn 1/10


Opulent: Let's Start And Try To Win!
Stella: Yeah!
(They Both Roll Their Dices At The Same Time And Opulent Gets A 6 And Stella Gets A 3 Meaning They Rolled A 9)
Opulent: Decent I Suppose
Stella: Yeah Anyways Let's Just Start Moving
(Both Opulent And Stella Start Moving And Stop At The Crossroad To Decide Where To Go)
Stella: Should We Go Towards The Item Shop Or The Train Path?
Opulent: I'd Say Probably The Train Path Since There's Also A Boo Over There
Opulent: What Do You Think Stella?

Stella: Sure! That Could Work!
(Opulent And Stella Continue Moving In The Train Path And They Land In A Lucky Space And Get 7 Coins)
Opulent: Honestly I'll Take It!
Stella: Same!
Sebastian: Alright Our Turn Now!
Star: Ready?
Sebastian: Yep I'm Ready-
(Both Star And Sebastian Roll Their Dices And Star Gets A 5 But Sebastian Gets A 1 Meaning They Rolled A 6..)
Sebastian: Uhh...
Star: You Weren't Ready It Seems...
Sebastian: Sorry..
Star: Is Okay Alright?
(Sebastian And Star Start Moving And They Stop At The Crossroad)
Star: We Should Go Towards The Item Shop To Buy Something And So We Can't Get Hit By The Train..
Sebastian: Honestly You're Not Wrong..
(Sebastian And Star Continue Moving And Land In A Blue Space Getting 3 Coins)
Sebastian & Star: Nice!
Nommanic: Time For Our Turn Now!
Tris: Yep!
(Nommanic And Tris Roll Their Dices And Nommanic Gets A 4 While Tris Gets A 7 Meaning They Rolled A 11)
Nommanic: Nice!
Tris: Great!
(Both Nommanic And Tris Start Moving And Don't Stop At The Crossroad As They Walk Towards The Shop Immediately Without Even Thinking And Pass Both Sebastian And Star But Stop At The Shop)
Tris: Should We Buy Something?
Nommanic: Not Sure But Probably A Double Dice Could Work
Tris: You Know What? Sure!
(They Buy A Double Dice For 5 Coins And Then Continue Walking And Stop In A Crossroad But Go Right And Land In A Blue Space Getting 3 Coins)
Nommanic: Alright!
Tris: Okay Nice!
Glitch: Okay Our Turn Now!
Shimoro: Okay..
(Glitch And Shimoro Roll Their Dice And Glitch Gets A 4 And Shimoro Gets A 3 Meaning They Rolled A 7)
Glitch: Uh.. Sure
Shimoro: Well... It Is What It Is
(Glitch And Shimoro Start Moving And They Stop At The Crossroad)
Shimoro: We Should Go To The Train Path So We Could Go Towards Boo
Glitch: That's Not A Bad Idea But I Think We Should Go Towards The Shop So We Could Buy Something Next Turn Since We Land In A Lucky Space
Shimoro: Huh.. You're Not Wrong But I Think Boo Is Better Then A Shop
Glitch: Umm.. Okay..
(Shimoro And Glitch Start Moving In The Train Path And Land In A Blue Space Getting 3 Coins)
???: Minigame Time!
???: This'll Be A Free For All Minigame And Only One Player From Each Team Will Participe In Specific Minigames Alright?
???: Anyways...

(??? Spins The Wheel And The Selected Minigame Is...)
???: Three Throw!
Sebastian: Wait Three Throw From Mario Party 4?!
Star: Oh Cool!
Opulent: Three Throw?
Stella: So That's The First Minigame?
Nommanic: Sure!
Tris: Alright! Nice Minigame To Start!
Glitch: Yooo! Three Throw!
Shimoro: Oh Interesting..
???: The Players Who'll Play This Minigame Will Be.. Sebastian..
???: Opulent..
???: Tris..
???: And Shimoro!

Sebastian, Opulent, Tris & Shimoro: Alright..
(Minutes Later... Sebastian, Opulent, Tris And Shimoro Are All Standing In Front Of A Lot Of Baskets Moving Left And Right While The Others Watch.. The Red Baskets Give 1 Point And The Gold Baskets Give 3 Points)
Sebastian: Alright I'm Ready!
Opulent: Let's See How Well I Do..
Tris: Time To Do This!
Shimoro: I'm Ready To Be Ballin!

Start!

(They All Start Grabbing Some Basketball Balls With Their Color As They All Start Jumping And Throwing The Balls To The Baskets)
Sebastian: Why Do I Have To Be In The Middle?.. It's Not Great Being At The Middle In This Minigame
Shimoro: Yeah Same But I'm On In The Middle

Opulent: Atleast I'm Not In The Middle Too
Tris: I Wish I Wasn't In The Middle Aswell..
(Meanwhile The Others Are Watching The Minigame..)
Star: Come On! You Can Do It Even Tho You're In The Middle!
Stella: You're Doing Well Opulent!
Nommanic: Go! Go!
Glitch: Nice! Continue Doing Well!
Sebastian: Throw.. Grab A Ball And Throw.. Grab A Ball And Throw..
Tris: You're Distracting Me By Repeating That!
Shimoro: Come On! Come On!
Opulent: Alright Perfect!
Finish!
Minigame Points: Opulent: 19, Sebastian: 7, Tris: 7, Shimoro: 16
Opulent Wins!

Opulent: Nice! First Place!
Shimoro: Bruh..
Sebastian & Tris: Oh We Tied
Total Results For Now:
Team Fiery Force: 1st (0 Stars, 27 Coins)
Team Shiny Sprites: 2nd (0 Stars, 16 Coins)
Team Lightly Speed: 3rd (0 Stars, 15 Coins)
Team Rhytem Riders: 4th (0 Stars, 10 Coins)



End Of Episode 2! Hope You All Liked The Episode!
And Since I Had Now Made A Double Post Someone Needs To Say Anything So I Don't Risk Getting Banned By Triple Posting For Next Episode


Pretty cool episode! By the way, I think Nommanic would've gone for "Rhyperior Riders" or "Rhyhorn Riders" instead of "Rhytem Riders" for the team name. It would've fit the Pokemon theme.
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I noticed something interesting with the teams, which is that for Red Team, Opulent and Stella make a duo with Opulent representing Fire --> Reshiram --> Truth and Stella representing Thunder --> Zekrom --> Ideals. (It's a Gen V Pokemon Thing)

Anyways, for Green team, I can't really think of a good name, maybe Astral Barrage?
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Nommanic in Green Team, Opulent in Red Team.

Edit: Fiery Force sounds good for Red Team!
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Name: Stella

Text Color:Fuchsia

Personality: https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=17739&page=1

You're describing Kevin. (Was it intentional?:o)

Correct description if it was NOT intentional:

Name: Stella
Weapons: Star Blade (I think that's what I called it), Star Bow
Elemental Ally: Lightning
Items: 1-UP Mushroom x3
Desc.: Stella had a good relationship with the rest of the party, and is an average fighter. She prefers using a bow or magic. Her best friend is Abby. Like the other survivors of the shipwreck, she can swim.
Party: 1
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Color: Fuchsia (I would do Yellow but it's too hard to see)

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H-How did I miss this topic?!

(btw I'm pretty sure you're allowed to triple post IF the posts aren't on similar days. So for example triple posting on 10-12, 10-15, and 10-27 SHOULD be fine.)

Enough talk! Now onto the characters! (Season two, because there's already max people.)


Nommanic Folloreht

#0080ff

You know, you know. But, as a buddy, he's pretty pedantic. ("That's not a violin, that's a viola!";)

Nommanic's Rescue Operation:
Nommanic has been trapped on the peak of Mt. Silver! It is YOUR job to rescue him before he freezes to death! Solve puzzles, identify clues, and put those clues together before it's too late!

Each turn, he generates a random item for you!


Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht (If I'm allowed to submit two characters for the next Season.)

#00c0ff

As a buddy, just Serious, and Cheerful at the same time.

Mind Reader: Guess (or read) what Opulent is thinking! Most points out of 5 rounds wins! (Sudden Death SSB if there's a tie.)

She lets you know what your opponents are planning or thinking!
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[Fanfic] Total Drama MKPC

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Here, @OCM:
https://i.postimg.cc/L8rCL36B/Screenshot-2026-01-26-8-29-16-AM.png
The Shysters:
https://i.postimg.cc/43Y7cjx1/Screenshot-2026-01-26-8-37-08-AM.png


Sabrina's Shyster colour is supposed to be magenta. And Veenyx's is supposed to be jade. I think I may have forgotten to mention that Nommanic has dark brown hair. Oh, and that's not how his hat is supposed to be...

Everything else looks great.
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I make comics at home in my free time, and I could make a GRAPHIC NOVEL ADAPTATION of this fanfic! Although, I often draw my characters as stickmen, but I could draw small, non-human characters (like Cat-Cube). I could also draw anime, but only during close-ups or something. You can send me a photo of what you want your character to be, and I'll try to recreate it as a stickman (unless it's non-human, like youknowwho. I may finish by late February or early March!
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One question, is it fine if I tweak/add some parts to the adaptation?


Alright, time for my characters' appearances!

Nommanic Folloreht has a Yellow-and-Black cap, and wears a Sky Blue jacket and black pants. His eye colour is blue.

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His hat:https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/c/c0/HeartGold_SoulSilver_Ethan.png

His clothes: https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a4/Black_White_Hilbert.png


Opulent has long black hair, wears a purple jacket over a sky blue shirt, and wears black pants.

Tricia has yellow hair, wears a black shirt, and yellow shorts. For shoes, she wears skates.

Veenyx has brown hair, a white shirt, and black shorts. He's also a terrible cook, by the way. (I'm kinda interested seeing how you will show him having a crush on K--)

And for this adaptation, can you add an additional character? (It's an adaptation, after all.)


Sabrina Nisaro

She's cheerful, kinda shy, and here to cheer Nommanic on! She was gonna join but didn't make it in time. She and Nommanic are best friends!! ppst; she loves him.

Appearance: brown hair, SOMETIMES wears a black jacket. She also wears a light gray shirt over a pink-and-white (pls DON'T make the pink look like magenta, it's supposed to be light pink) long-sleeve, (This part is only relevant if she's not wearing her jacket) and black pants.


Anyways, Nommanic, Veenyx, and Sabrina are Shysters, which means they can change into a Shy Guy if they're wearing their Shy Guy costume. Nommanic's is this colour, Veenyx's is this colour, and Sabrina's is this colour.

(This is not related to my message at all, but I always pictured Katie as wearing a purple shirt or jacket. Probably because of her text colour.)
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Wait is "Oriamybab" just "Baby Mario" but scrambled???? :p lol

Yep! :D:D:D

Nommanic Folloreht -- The Roll Of Cinnamon

Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht -- My full username + Nommanic's last name

Sabrina Nisaro -- Sabrina (The Gym Leader) + Sanrio (I was thinking of adding her to this fanfic, so she's here too)

Veenyx Oiramybab -- Babymario64 --> Veenyx --> Jay (Yea I just took another user's username for this character)

Tricia Surge -- Tricia as in Tricia McMillian (if you know you know) + Lt. Surge (she's the daughter of Lt. Surge, after all)

Michi McMillian -- McMillian from ↑, Michi short for Michelle
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Welcome to another episode of My OC being introduced in another person's fanfiction because I thought of the OC and designed it but it was meant to be introduced later in my fanfic!

(Think, think! What other OCs do I have...?)


Tricia Surge (Tricia Surge)
Blue Team
Personality: Always in a hurry, like Barry from DPPTBDSP. (Sinnoh Pokemon games)
Strengths: Can electro-skate. Basically, ice skate on anything with her electric skates.
Weaknesses: Not... really anything. Just a normal gal who just so happens to be the daughter of Lt. Surge. (A Pokemon character)
She trains two Raichu, one of them Mega X and the other Mega Y. Mega Raichu X Knows Volt Tackle, Mega Kick, Body Slam, and Nuzzle, while Mega Raichu Y knows Thunder, Surf, Rain Dance, and Nasty Plot.

Michi McMillian
Red Team
Personality: Just a chill gal with a lot of friends. Dresses preppily (is that a word? Ask google).
Strengths: Can use jutsus, and is a witch (Harry Potter universe). Wand: Phoenix feather and Alder. I have no idea how long any wand should be. Probably not important, anyway.
Weaknesses: ANYTHING Physical. ANYTHING.

Veenyx Oiramybab
Chef
Personality: He's kind but vengeful.
Strengths: He trains Pokemon, and moves that don't have perfect accuracy miss less often when used by his Pokemon.
Weaknesses: He has a crush on... *flips through notes* ... KIARA! I REPEAT! HE HAS A CRUSH ON KIARA!!

Anyways, some information I forgot to include:
Nommanic, Opulent, and Veenyx are friends with Kiara and Sebastian.
Opulent has pyrokinesis.
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Edit: This DID encourage other people to join.

...seriously? No one entered?

I'll join. Hopefully this'll motivate others to join.


Nommanic Folloreht

Blue Team

Male

Personality: Somewhat of a pedant. Strengths: Puzzles, deductions. Weaknesses: Speed, Strength. Can wield a spear or Riptide trident. Trains Pokemon.



Second character:

Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht

Blue Team

Female

Personality: Serious at some times, casual at other times. Strengths: Mind Reading, Stamina, Jump, Speed, Strength. Weaknesses: None. Can wield a dagger or bow. Also trains Pokemon.



That's it for now.

If you need more info about them, just ask me. I'll be happy to answer.

btw, if custom colours are allowed, Nommanic's colour is #0080ff and Opulent's is #00c0ff.
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https://backrooms-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/level-1/artistlivesinme.jpg

you did not help me now I'm in level 1-


Volo? Volo?! VOLO?!? We need your help!!

...

Now come to think of it, Volo's dead. And it's not like Giratina will get you out of the backrooms--


https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/2/2a/Distortion_World_B7F_Pt.png

Spoke too soon. Uh oh. I don't think Cyrus is happy.
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The Mach Bike in reality

https://i.postimg.cc/B6bsn2qC/Harley-Davidson-XRTT.webp

It's based off the Harley-Davidson 1972 XRTT bike


What a coincidence that I watched a video (or short?) about this the night before last night! I remember that the same model of bike (Harley-Davidson 1972 XRTT) was shown in the video.
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I'm gonna need you to sit down lil boi (reference to OCM's This is Mariokart).
You're disrespecting the newer players, which is against the rules. I'm going to ask you one thing...
Stop worrying about fame, and shut up. (If you guys haven't realized I'm having a bad day.)
MKPC isn't a riot site of Peter Griffins.


Me, trying to find the episode where it was said:


(The reference is probably: Cinnamon: Sit your ass down boy! *attacks*)

Actually, if that was the reference you were talking about, then the reference actually came from HTWAR (How to Win a Race) by jay-- :

Jay: Sit your ass down boy! *pushes off*

Funnily enough, Sebastian_Valdez4's fanfic "The Story" was inspired by jay--'s, and Sebastian gave credit ("Also this it's a bit inspired on jay's fanfic so jay-- please don't get mad a me D: " ), but other MK fanfics started crediting Sebastian ("Ok OK if any of you are wondering, yes I did take inspiration from @ Sebastian_Valdez4 fanfic if your wondering...." -- "{Fanfic} Yoshi LOVER's Grand Prix!" ), which makes sense, because it's been a while since HTWAR was last updated...

Yeah, if you were wondering, the whole point of this post was just to make a meme but I got distracted and started remembering other stuff I read on the forum and created that paragraph.
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32Xtreme wrote:
https://i.postimg.cc/76ctQ35f/a9jwsk.jpg
My version of that Dipshit289 meme

You aren't supposed to spam messages! At least read the rules and FOLLOW them before posting anything on the forum!

(Also not to mention some of those posts were inappropriate.)
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