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hi guys you may know my im is wal i some guys call me wal-gaming that i do not like to be called wal-gaming so you know my name now it wal

I want to make an unlockable for my multicup, as I have made a challenge on a separate cup that's in the multicup, what do I do?

Tbh i haven't played Deltarune so i don't know who the queen from that game is

Warning: There's A High Chance That The Next Episode Won't Come Out Tomorrow Cuz I Think I Won't Be Playing Tomorrow And There's Some Specificly Days That I Can Play MKPC So Yea... tomorrow there won't be a new episode

Also Isabelle123 You Need To Choose A Kart (Or Bike) From DS, Wii, 7, 8 Or World

S2 E9

'Nappin'
You know the deal: https://objection.lol/objection/8585473

Nashatra: *wakes up* Huh? Where is everybody? *notices receiver* And what is that thing?
(She picks it up.)
Nashatra: Hello? Anybody there?!
Receiver: ...heh heh heh... quite the early bird, aren't you?
Nashatra: Wh-Who are you?!?

(Music Start)

Receiver: ...notice anything different? ...heh heh heh...
Nashatra: Um. Yeah... everybody's gone, for instance.
Receiver: So you noticed. Good job, little girlie.
Nashatra: Hey! I'm no little girlie!!
Receiver: Don't worry, it will all be over soon...
Nashatra: ...
Receiver: Now, have you realized WHY everyone is gone?
Nashatra: ...w-H-Wh--wh-h-WH-h-Why?
Receiver: Guess.
Nashatra: Wh-wwaaait....  you a d.. on't- mmean  --
Receiver: I kidnapped them, of course. That hotel's security runs no better than a Metapod in molasses! Twenty kilograms -- I mean grams -- of gunpowder does the job.
Nashatra: ...W-wait a m-moment... that door is... g-gone!
Receiver: Indeed it is.
Nashatra: Wh-WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?
Receiver: Nothing much. Just for us to win the next Grand Prix. You're nothing but a useless hunk of discarded trash.
Nashatra: How dare you!
Receiver: Don't worry. We didn't go closer than a meter.
Nashatra: Thank good-
Receiver: -but that means they'll die of starvation.
Nashatra: WH-WH-Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!? You... you infernal cheaters wh-who will stop at nothing... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
Receiver: ...
Nashatra: Goodness. Now what am I supposed to do?
(Music Change)

(Meanwhile...)
(Everyone is chained to the wood wall.)
Kevin: Uurgh! What do we do now?!
Nommanic: Break these chains, of course.
Phanto: I wonder how they are doing there...
(He presses his ear to the wall.)
???: My! These Pokemon are quite the defiant- AAAARGH!!
Nommanic: *smiling* Good to know that they are struggling.
Phantolom: Phan TOOOO!!
(Phantolom teleports to the prisoners' side.)
Phanto: Nice! Now hopefully he can unlock these chains...
(Phantolom fails to break the chains.)
Phantolom: Phanto...
Phanto: Great. Now what are we supposed to do? ...WAAARGH! FIRE!!
(The wall behind them starts to burn.)
Nommanic: Hopefully this will weaken the chains enough for us to break them.
Jay: *straining* Yes! I'm free! Now it's your turn!
(Jay breaks everyone else out of their chains.)
Jay: Mario Kart Fist-Fighting was pretty useful, eh?
Kevin: Okay, time to destroy the wall!

(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: ... ... ... I just remembered! Jay's phone number was... ... ...what did Opulent say again? Oh, right, that. It's... ... 225-514-2524! *slips hand into pocket* Huh?!? It's not there!
*riiing riiing riiing*
Nashatra: The hotel phone? *picks it up* Hello? Nashatra here! ... Opulent?! Why are you calling? ... Wait, they stole my phone too? ... Okay. You guys are safe, right? ... It's fine. You said a white egg-like bird? ... Edgeyworthy?! What kind of nickname is that? ... Okay, I'll be on the lookout. Anything else? ... Ah so Jay will use HIS cell phone to call ... Wait, a Pokegear? ... Oh. So what's your number? ... So it requires physical contact ... Okay got it! *hangs up* Now I just have to wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait...
(Music Change)

(Meanwhile...)
Jay: Well, what do we have here?
Stella: No Pro Karters in sight...
Refridge: ...so this is what they stole...
(Everyone picks up their stuff.)
Jay: *picks up a phone* Huh? This isn't my cell phone!
Refridge: ... ...Wait! Can it be Nashatra's?
Nommanic: ... I'm guessing they took it to prevent her from contacting us...
Kevin: I have an idea! Let's call our room's phone!
Opulent: ... ... Let's try... 251-HSI-NNOH.
*riing riing riing*
Opulent: ... Hi there, It's Opulent. ... Well, actually, they stole your phone too and locked us up. ... Yeah, they did.
(...)
Stella: Don't worry; we are safe.
Nommanic: I'm sending one of my Pokemon. It looks like a white egg-like bird and is holding your cell phone... I took a photo to show you where we are. Hope you don't mind. ... Yeah, his nickname is Edgeyworthy. ... Don't judge. Make sure to look for him, okay?
(...)
Jay: One more thing. I'll be using MY cell phone to call you if anything happens.
(...)
Nommanic: I can also call using my Pokegear. ... Yes, a Pokegear. ... No, when a Pokegear touches a different personal contact technology, it registers it into its list. ... Yeah, that's what I meant. I already registered it. ... ...
Okay, what do we do now?
Kevin: I
Indianario: have
Jay: no
Refridge: clue
Marcelo: at
Stella: all!
Leader: *bursting in* Everyone! We have a situation here! Come over at once!
(Music Change)

(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: *standing up* Oh! It's... Edgeyworthy, right?
Edgeyworthy: Toge Togi!
Nashatra: Lets see... here's my phone, thank you. ... Wait... they didn't say where they put the data... oh. It's in the photos... Thanks a lot! Okay then... time to find them!

(Back at the ???)

Leader: Catch them!
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Silver: Horn Drill!
Phanto: Whirlpool! And Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Eruption!
Jay: Withdraw! Smash them!
Opulent: Bite and Ember!
T: (Skull Bash!)
Leader: Cease this madness! If you don't... they die.
Marcelo: Waait...
Everyone: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?
(A spotlight shines on Green, Yellow, Gold, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, who are chained to a metal wall.)
Nommanic: That knife you're holding can't kill if aimlessly thrown.
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Nashatra: *running in* Hello everybody! How......
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(Music Change)
Green: ... *smirks*
Leader: ...!
(All the chains suddenly break, and the Leader throws the knife in shock.)
Nommanic: Remember!
Everyone else: NOO
Nommanic: That
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: knife
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: can't
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: kill if
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: aimlessly
Everyone else: OOO
Nommanic: thrown!
Everyone else: O!!
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*ping*
Leader: ...! *types furiously on his phone*
Nashatra: *looking* Oh! Looks like you gotta go GAMBLING!!!! Don't gamble in real life, kids.
Nommanic: Hey! I'm the one that's supposed to be breaking the fourth wall.
(Music Change)
Jay: Yes, but I can also break that wall. Hey, @SuperSwimmer, you listening? Note that @OCM may post some of his fanfic characters in the style of the Archipelago bio lists on SFA!
Nommanic: You're not supposed to know that!
Pro Karter #2: Yes, but keep in mind that the person who owns this fanfic is @OCM! He writes what we are doing in this forum message!
T: Yes, but why would he do that?!
Jay: T! You're supposed to be shy, not speak out like this!
Crystal: Look, have you forgotten that this is a fan fiction?!
Gold: Whaddya mean? I put YOU in my picture book "Crystal's Hunting-Crop Whip: Complicated & Tawdry!"
Red: Careful there! You might be sued for copyright infringement!
Blue: And don't expect us to help you when you get lawsuited!
Police: It's the police. Open up.
???: A major scientific break-in! Open up!
Stella: Darn! We still haven't done the teleportation Pokemon yet!
Police: It's the real police. Open up.
???: Tape players and tapes of the Super Mario Bros. Movie! Also, CDs of drawing software!
Police: It's the real police! Not some fake actor police! Open up!
Nashatra: WAIT WHAT?!?
Police: ...Nah. Just joking.
Phanto: Look, can you just wait there and do nothing until we are done with this?! Now where were we?
Leader: Teleportation. Why did HE have to send a forum message now?
(Music Change)
Pro Karter #2: Remember, focus!
Leader: Right...
Silver: Horn Drill! Huh?!
(Phantolom disappears.)
Phanto: Whirlpool!
Nommanic: Flamethrower!
(The battle continues for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.)
Police: It's the police. Open up.
Leader: Dddaaarrrnnn   iiittt!!!
Policeman: You are arrested on suspicion of kidnapping.
(The Pro Karters are taken back into custody.)

Jay: What now?
(They watch two random people playing chess.)
???: Well, you've got no place to go. I'll tell you what your problem is. You broght our your queen too fast.
Nommanic: ...true enough...
???: What do you think? She's one of these feminists looking to get out of the house? No, the Queen is old-fashioned. Likes to stay home. Cook. Take care of her man. Make sure he feels good.
Opulent: ...
Stella: ...
Nashatra: ...
Red: ...
Nommanic: Unfortunately, you are quite incorrect. Having never studied chess terminology, you never know that the Queen used to be called the Minister. Historians believe that this shift was caused by several powerful queens, like... (Darn it! I forgot their names!)
???: *moving a piece* Checkmate.
(The person with the black text groans, then packs up the chess set and trudges off.)
Nommanic and Nashatra: For future reference, don't taunt your girlfriend while you're playing chess.
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Kevin and Stella: Watch out! You'll fall into that lake!
Nommanic and Nashatra: ...I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
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Blue and Red: *suddenly shocked* Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAT?!?
Nommanic and Nashatra: What was that about?
Kevin and Stella: No idea!
(They teleport back to the hotel.)
Everyone but Blue and Red: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Jay, T, Opulent, Phanto, and Nommanic: Beats me.

...to be continued...

Season 2
   Episode 9
       'Nappin'

THE END

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Agreed.
@NotNashatra, I think you almost died again

S2 E5

The Pro Karter HQ
https://objection.lol/objection/7954491

Nommanic: Everyone! Remember what Pro Karter #1 said? "...you win... ...for now..." They are probably planning something!
Jay: How about we follow them to they Headquarters?
Nommanic: ...inconspicuously. *sends a bird outside* Now we wait for develop ments.
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(Music Start)
Leader: Okay. Status reports?
Pro Karter #1: Umm... uhhh...
Pro Karter #2: The Mario Kart Cup and battling the Nones were both failures.
Leader: Wh-WHAAAT?!?
Pro Karter #2: Hush!
Leader: We need to fix this problem NOW!
Pro Karters #1-4: Yes, SIR!
(Music Change)
Leader: Okay! First of all, were you followed?
Pro Karter #1: No, your Leadership.
Pro Karter #3: There was a white egg-like bird, but it wasn't suspicious.
Leader: ...! An egg-like bird? The Pokemon pamphlet!
(Pro Karter #1 gives him the pamphlet.)
Leader: Egg... egg... bird... bird... Togetic?
Pro Karter #4: What?
Leader: It's a rare Pokemon. Does any of the Nones own one?
Pro Karter #2: Not likely, your Leadership. We have no knowledge of it being in one of the Nones' possesion.
Leader: Hmm... Nommanic seems to be a veteran trainer. It is possible he owns one. Team! Locate the bird at once!
Pro Karters #5-12: Yes, SIR!
Leader: Go, five to twelve! Follow that bird!
(Music change.)
(Outside...)
Pro Karter #5: There it is! Eggy, white, and... a bird!
Pro Karter: #8: Chase after it!
(They chase it.)

(At the hotel...)
Nommanic: ... Edgeyworthy should be back by now. I wonder what happened?
Jay: ...maybe the Pro Karters saw it?
Nommanic: ...maybe. Take care! * changes his shoes and leaves*

(back outside...)
Pro Karter #6: ...argh! It's too high up!
(a faint noise is heard.)
Pro Karter #7: What is that?
Pro Karter #10: No idea.
Pro Karter #11: Huh. It's heading towards a hotel.

(meanwhile...)
Nommanic: ......Pro Karters? You sure? ...... ...well, hopefully everything will be fine. Let's distract them.

Pro Karter #6: What is that?
Pro Karter #12: It looks like a fountain.
Pro Karter #11: We have to chase down that bird Togetic!
flash! ...rumbl...
Pro Karter #5: Its...
Pro Karters: A THUNDERSTORM!

Nommanic: ...perfect. They're distracted. Now time to get out of here!

Walkie-talkie: sccrt They have been no si of a thunderstom. sccrt
Pro Karter #5: Perhaps that Nommanic used it to distract us? The thunder was... that way? Lets split up!
(The group splits up.)

Pro Karter #5: That bird is going through that window! Hold up... Hello, we have followed the bird to Worst Hotel. Co.! It's on the second floor.
Walkie-talkie: scccrtttt Excellent. Spy on them. Leader Out. sccccccrrrttt Nice. We'll keep on following that trainer...

Pro Karter #9: ...following that trainer. Hopefully he can give us a lead.
Pro Karter #12: There he is! Chase him!
Nommanic: ...Darn it!

(Music Change)
(Meanwhile at the HQ)
Leader: ...Hmm... they found the bird and the trainer. Okay everyone. What should we do now?
Pro Karter #1: Confront them!
Leader: ...if you wish.
Pro Karter #2: We have a record of their past doings. Apparently, the trainer once fought in a war on an island, your Leadership.
Leader: Hmm... what was the trainer's role in the war?
Pro Karter #2: He was the strategist, according to this record of the war. It was named "The WAR of Shy guys and Yoshis." The writer only goes by the name... NEXO_64.
Leader: ...I have heard of him, that NEXO_64. No. 1, we shall confront them. Prepare yourselves! No. 4, prepare the Karts!
(Sometime later...)
(Music Change)
Leader: Off we go!

(Meanwhile...)
Jay: ...he hasn't returned in a while. I wonder what happened? Hey, any one of you can contact him?
Opulent: I'll try. His number is...

riiing riiing riiing ......... riiing riiing riiing
Nommanic: Who's there?
Jay: Hey Nommanic! What's going on?
Nommanic: Being pursued by 4 Pro Karters... Edgyworthy (the egg shaped bird) returned, right?
Leader: ...so it's name is Edgyworthy...
Nommanic: They found me! Be right back.
Pro Karter #1: You won't escape this time... heh heh heh...
Nommanic: I'm sorry, but you cannot kidnap me.
Pro Karter #1: What are you talking about?
Nommanic: I'm talking aboot... THIS!! *disappears*
Pro Karter #1: Where did he go?
Leader: To the hotel! You, get to the room using a ladder. We will keep watch, and you will go into the hotel itself!

(In the hotel...)
Nommanic: ...the Pro Karters are trying to bring us out by force.
Nashatra: Wha-WHAAAT?!?
SLAM
Refridge: The door!
Jay: ...Ugh... Feels like we're in the war again.
Opulent: What war?
Kevin: .........
T: .........
Jay: .........
Nommanic: .........
(The door flies open.)
Pro Karter #6: We demand admission! *elbows Opulent*
Pro Karter #5: You can't keep us out!
Pro Karter #6: We demand, that you can't keep us out!
Marcelo: Who are you? What do you want?
Pro Karter #5: I am P.K.5!
Pro Karter #6: And I demand that I am P.K.6!
Pro Karter #5: *aside* It's all right. You don't need to demand that.
Pro Karter #6: All right! I am P.K.6, and that is NOT a demand, that is a solid FACT! What we demand is solid FACTS!
Pro Karter #5: No, we don't! That is precisely what we don't demnd!
Pro Karter #6: We DON'T demand solid facts! What we demand is a total ABSENCE of solid facts. I demand that I may or may not be P.K.6!
Nashatra: But who the **** are you?!
Pro Karter #5: We, are Pro Karters.
Pro Karter #6: *pointing* Though we may not be.
Pro Karter #5: Yes, we ARE. We are quite definitely here as representatives of the Amalgamated Union of Pro Karters, and we want this trainer out, and we want him out NOW!
Jay: What's the problem?
Pro Karter #5: I'll tell you what the problem is, mate, demarcation, that's the problem!
Pro Karter #6: We demand, that demarcation may or may not be the problem!
Pro Karter #5: You just let the machines get on with the adding up, and we'll take care of the eternal verities, thank you very much. You might want to check your legal position, you do, mate. Under law the Sport of Mario Kart is quite clearly the inalienable prerogative of your working karters. Any bloody machine goes and actually FINDS it and we're straight out of a hobby, aren't we? I mean, what's the use of our sitting up half the night arguing that there may or may not be a SuperGrandMaster if this machine only goes and gives you his bleeding phone number the next morning?
Pro Karter #6: That's right, we demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
(A beeping sound is heard.)
Nommanic: May I make an observation at this point?
Pro Karter #6: We'll go on strike!
Pro Karter #5: That's right! You'll have a national Karters' strike on your hands!
(A ringing sound steadily gets louder.)
Nommanic: All I wanted to say, was that... you'll never become a great trainer.
(Music Change.)
This is the police! Open up!
Pro Karter #9: *from outside on a stepladder* We'll smash this window!
Nommanic: Careful. That stepladder could fall if you do that...
Jay: That's a ladder.
Nommanic: No, it's a stepladder.
Jay: Wha... Stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions!
Nommanic: Whose cultural assumptions are you calling narrow?!
Pro Karter #9: I'll smash this window-AAAAAH!
Nommanic: ...that's Thundershock for ya.
Police: Pro Karters! You are hereby arrested for infiltrating private property!
Leader: Wha... WHAAAAAT?!?!?

(Music Change)
(Later, after the initial trial...)
Jay: ...turns out they got away with it.
Nommanic: Hey I have an idea!
Jay: What?
Nommanic: Mario Kart: Running edition.
...

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...to be continued...
Season 2
   Episode 5
       The Pro Karter HQ
           THE END

I guess this episode shows how hard it is to write a dialogue with multiple POVs.

S1E5
The Conclusion (?)
Opulent: ALRIGHT so what will we eat for picnic?
Jay: I'm not that hungry.
T: Me neither.
Opulent: Me threeither. Let's see... OK I'll fry some shrimp and get a Subway for myself.
T: ... Umm... Are you sure you can fry shrimp?
Opulent: Frying isn't that hard, right? Just dry the pan and add oil and cook until cooked. Let's go to the store!
(They hop in their karts.)

Meanwhile...

Marcelo: Don't you think we should head back-
Red: N O
Blue: Let's take a vote: raise your hand of you want to go back.
(Everybody but Red raises his/her hand.)
Blue: Outvoted, sorry!
Red: F I N E !
Refridge: *cough* Is she always like this?
Blue: Nah, she's just not that happy right now.

... ...

Opulent: Here we are! You buy some shrimp (about 1 liter or quart) and I buy some Subways.
Jay: Ok. To the shrimp section!

... ...

Blue: Here's the deal: Me and Red will shop for toilet paper and porkchops-
Red: And ballpoint pens!
Blue: -while you talk amongst yourselves because you're too young to shop-
Red: ...you silly silly children.
(They leave.)
Nommanic: Okay! Let's shop (shh) without them seeing us!
Everyone: Yeah!

... ...

Opulent: Woah!
Nommanic: What are you doing here?
Opulent: Buying some Subways. You?
Nommanic: Shopping with them-
Opulent: That's it bye!
Nommanic: Bye!

Nashatra: I think I heard... Nommanic talking to himself?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Nashatra: I know it doesn't make sense... but...
... ...

Red: Okay, 24897483 packages of ballpoint pens. They keep on dissappearing.
Blue: That's too much. *gets whacked*

...

Green: I think he somehow... resisted it?
Yellow: What!
Green: I mean, um, that he didn't seem to be...

... ...

Jay: Okay! Wait where are you going?
Opulent: Getting a pan and a induction heater.

... ...

Refridge: ...so the obvious conclusion is...
Marcelo: ...that there are two Nommanics.
Nashatra: I hate to say it, but that is impossible. As silly as... Refridge taking a swim in an ice-cold... lake!
Refridge: Hey! Where did you see that?

... ...

Opulent: Okay. Time to fry.
(She puts the heat on high and waits for the water to evaporate. Then she adds a generous amount of oil and puts in shrimp in. Suddenly the pan catches fire.)
T: Umm... *squirts water at the fire*
(The fire increases dramatically.)
Jay: R U N
(They hop into their karts.)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Jay: *slowing down* So, what are you going to do about the fire?
Opulent: ...It going to be fine.
Jay: *using a golden mushroom* WHEEEEeeeee!!
Opulent: Right. Bagging.

... ...

Refridge: Some ice cream, and- *notices the fire* what's that?!
Everyone else: !!!!!!!!!!
Marcelo: Someone call the fire department!
Nashatra: But YOU'RE the one with the phone.
Marcelo: ...right. *beep boop boop* Hello? I'm in Worst Shopping inc. and there's a huge fire right outside. ... Okay thanks. *hangs up* I guess all we can do is wait.
(Red and Blue run in.)
Red: Naughty children! I TOLD you to stay where you silly kids are AT! I TOLD YOU TO STAY WHERE YOU WERE!
Everybody but Nommanic, Blue, and Red point at him (Nommanic, that is.)
Red: You're GROUNDED for 24736666666666666668920555555555555555555555555555599999999999999992333333333333334777777777777213333333333333333330000000000000000000000000-
Nommanic: ...centimiliyocto seconds.
(He stands still for 2.47366666666670020902074611513 seconds, then walks outside.)
Red: Marcelo! Kevin! You're grounded for 213890 years!
Marcelo: W-what did I do?!
Red: Get in the car, everybody!
(They get in the car.)

... ...

Opulent: Hey, I'm gonna try something.
(She uses a mushroom and grinds on the highway edge.)
Opulent: Oop. That's our exit.
(Everybody exits the highway.)
Jay: Home at last. Hey, are we formally adopted into the family?
Opulent: I don't think so. Red doesn't like boys.
Jay: WHY?!?
Opulent: idk
...but I'll let you on on a secret
(No, you will not find out about the secret. Not now, at least, you forum kids.)

... ...

Red: I'm gonna try something.
(She rams the car into everything)
Red: Whoops! That's our exit.
(She exits the highway.)
Nashatra: Home at last...
Red: Okay everyone! Dinnertime!
(They go in the house.)

Season 1: Shoppe.
THE END

End notes: I think this episode is kinda lame, frankly. Oh, and stay tuned for the S1 Epilogue and S2 Prologue.

Georgie: Our SAFEST item is a nuk-
(He gets frozen by Refri-
Georgie:
(freezes, stabs, star beams, explodes, shoots, whacks, diamond swords, flamethrows, Swifts, Thunders, Surfs, Auroua Beams, Bit, Rollouted, Rock Slid, Quick-Attacked, Dragon Raged, Twistered, Ice Fanged, Sleep Powdered, Psybeam, Confused, Disabled, Thunder Waved, Earthquaked, Magnituded, Flown, Extrasensorized, and Cuts, and hunting-crops refridge to death .)
Red: YOU KILLED HIM!
Georgie:  buy my explosive pro controller 2 and your good to go-
Nash: take my money and give it to me because we are leaving and your coming with us.
Georgie: did I ask?
Nash: QUIET OR YOURE BACON

I saw a fangame where the human literally becomes infected and I think it’s canon lore.

And later becomes an infected

”I have a potion, it killed my family, SO IMA INFECT YOU WITH IT *throws it at Nash*” george don’t care

”I can pie hike in 5 seconds and you look like a failed mii creation also not to mention I turned a living life sized potato into mashed potato once, and it was a literal cyborg.”
~George probably.

George: *cracks knuckles*

Yo, another character!

Green
Personality: ???
Origin: ???
Powers: ???
Team: ???
???: ???

Details about the protagonist and antagonist
Red: the mom of the family, she grounds and whacks people
Blue: Totally normal middle-aged American man who is totally normal (by American standards.)

Opulent ??? "???" ???
Personality: Same as his twin
Excellent at Mario Kart
He and Nommanic are never at the same place at the same time. This may or may not cause confusion.

Episode 2:
Car Accident