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(DISCONTINUED) The Silly Adventures [fanfic]

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notgeorge wrote:
Uhh just a tidbit this universe’s version of Nashatra is aware she was in Forsaken one. In fact, she likes the game (she used to play a lot of Dead By Daylight when she was a teen).

George: *cracks knuckles*

”Try me, little piggie. I eat your kind for breakfast.” ~Nashatra, peobably.
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Uhh just a tidbit this universe’s version of Nashatra is aware she was in Forsaken one. In fact, she likes the game (she used to play a lot of Dead By Daylight when she was a teen).
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OCM wrote:
Yo, another character!

Green
Personality: ???
Origin: ???
Powers: ???
Team: ???
???: ???


Details about the protagonist and antagonist
Red: the mom of the family, she grounds and whacks people
Blue: Totally normal middle-aged American man who is totally normal (by American standards.:p)

Opulent ??? "???" ???
Personality: Same as his twin
Excellent at Mario Kart
He and Nommanic are never at the same place at the same time. This may or may not cause confusion.


Episode 2:
Car Accident
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Everyone is in the car.
Red: *speeding up to 120* Let's smash into these police cars.
Nashara: WHAT THE-
KABOOM
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Some time later...
Police: Do you know why I pulled you over?
(Red proceeds to whack them, but is stunned with a stun gun.)
Blue: No. *pulls out a gun* this vehicle is totaled. By the law of the land, you have no right to search it as a warrent. *gets a document* This paper says that a vehicle has the properties "mobility" and "roadworthiness." This wreck is none of them. Now LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *gets stunned*
Police: Excuse me sirs and ma'ams but we must search that car.
(Refridge cuts the power -- again, but is promptly stunned.)
Police: *into walkie-talkie* requesting flashlight.
Marcelo: *spawns diamond sword* HIYAA- *gets stunned.*
Police: Don't even try to resist or I'll have you held in contempt of... of... I don't know!
(Kevin uses the star beam and explosives to kill the policemen)
Nashara: And that is how you escape the police force!
Jay: Hey look! Karts!
Everyone: Let's GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Everyone -- but Nommanic -- gets in the karts.)
Jay: Where did Nommanic go?
Opulent: Here.
3... 2... 1... GO!
(They have a wonderful time reverse drifting. If they can, of course.)
T: Eeek!
Everyone: !
(The neighboring city is... not having a good time. The ground -- parts of it, of course -- is in the air.)
Jay: Nommanic! What are you reading?!
Opulent: Oh? An acrostic manga. In english, of course.
Red: Perhaps... lets investigate or you'll be grounded.
T: Uhh...
Kevin: Let's go!
Refridge: Eh, whatever.
Opulent: Nope.
Kevin: To the city!
(Everyone runs to the city.)
Nommanic: Next time, you could pay more attention to what we say.
Marcelo: Oh. But why?
Nommanic: Maybe you'll find an acrostic?!
Marcelo: "Maybe?"
Nommanic: An acrostic is-
Marcelo: No need to explain that!
Blue: I think I found something!
Nommanic: Cinnamon! That completes the acrostic!
Everyone: ???
Blue: What is that?
(Green hovers in the distance.)
Green: ...
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Not the best take on cynicism but I’ll take it.

also ARE THEY RED, BLUE, AND GREEN FROM BLOCK TALES????? PURPLE WHEN =O
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Hey hey hey I wanna join in!

Name: Nashatra (or Nash for short)
Color: Maroon
Personality: She’s the only sane person of the group. She’s mostly a down-to-earth and soft person, but can get pretty cynical. She’s also likely to watch stuff from afar and occasionally comment on whatever is happening (mostly with snark or sarcasm, but sometimes praise whenever someone does something smart for once).

Side note I forgor: She won’t hesitate to swear.
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What weird quotes do you randomly think of

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”THINGS ARE GOING TO GET A WHOLE LOT BLUUER!” -Bluudud
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"I AM THE PERFECT ASSISTANT!" -Toilet, II 17.
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”You SUCK, don’t you?” ~Marker, TPOT 2 I think.
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"If you're bored, go punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
"Sonic what did we talk about yesterday-"
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"Wah Wah."

-Woody, BFB 14.
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"Mario Kart Yoshi Bike" -Illy
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"Where am I? Who are you? "

Relatable, me🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️
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0 IQ Simulator (Meme Topic)

Messages 643 - Mario Mario
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OCM wrote:

Kinda OT but:
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AI Overview
You can't play Mortal Kombat Kollection (MKPC) on a calculator because calculators lack the necessary hardware and operating system to run a modern PC game. Calculators are designed for mathematical functions, not for the complex graphics, processing power, and storage required by games like Mortal Kombat. The game's software is designed for a computer's operating system and hardware, which are fundamentally different from a calculator's.

AI Overview     Water is "wet" because its molecular structure allows it to adhere to other molecules, a property known as cohesion and adhesion. A water molecule is made of an oxygen and two hydrogen atoms (\(H_{2}O\)), where the oxygen atom pulls more electrons, creating a partial negative charge and leaving the hydrogen atoms with a partial positive charge. These partial charges allow the molecules to stick to one another (cohesion) and to other surfaces, which is what we experience as wetness. 

Any exposed skin is vulnerable to frostbite. The risk of frostbite is less than 5% when the air temperature is above 5 F (minus 15 C), but the risk rises as the wind chill falls. At wind chill levels below minus 18 F (minus 28 C), frostbite can occur on exposed skin in 30 minutes or less.

AI Overview
Spyro doesn't fly in the Skylanders games because it's a gameplay limitation to create challenges and platforming puzzles, even though his wings could theoretically handle it. The developers designed the levels to be explored by running, jumping, and gliding, not full flight, to ensure proper game progression and to require players to think creatively to overcome obstacles.

(Oh and btw I googled them all and copy-n-pasted the AI Overview.)

mmmmmm AI overview

I understand that Skylanders is supposed to not have Spyro fly, but like dude what is the purpose of wings if you can't even use the for what they're ment for?
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dude why doesnt Spyro use his wings to fly over tiny gaps in Skylanders? is he stupid???
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Happy Birthday topic

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To @RealGamerGuy-YT, @MKMaker_, @CanadaFromPWA, @indiancharizard, @IvnahlJr, @notgeorge, @neptunogamermkpc, & @BlueCore:

Thank you for wishing me a Happy B-day to me! Sorry I wasn’t on yesterday, I was going through something I don’t want to talk about.

Again, thank you, y’all are the best lads ever =D
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Are any of you Youtubers out there?

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I’m a YTer too! (Name is MrTreehouse)

Here’s a vid from me (plz sub): https://youtu.be/tdMJQOKKknQ?si=xWH64wpLAwovObnG

Scratch Kart

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guys its mah birthday!! fete

Happy Birthday!
https://i.imgflip.com/7w978q.gif
May this Marker wish you luck.
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Worst track in mario kart history

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GamerJax55 wrote:
Placement | Track Name       | Reason

3rd worst | Amsterdam Drift  | I don't like the music
2nd worst | Neo Bowser City  | Hard not to fall off
1st worst | N64 Rainbow Road | [#1(N64)Too long] [#2(WiiU)No shortcuts]

Can agree with amsterdam drift but not bc of the music, the track itself is just very bland with not much to do. rainbow is really just a 50/50 either it's ok or unplayable lol. neo bowser city, at least in my opinion, isn't actually that bad, the falling off thing is remedied by break-drifting which separates good players and players who just vr-grind on local matches, but that's just my opinion, ignore it if you want to.

You were cooking with NBC and Amsterdam Drift tbh. RR N64 tho idk.

like some rr are way too narrow and sharp, but some of them like whichever rr version is on mk8dx is actually decently playable with wide(r) roads and more shallow turns, but maybe it's not actually wider and i just don't have good memory of any other rr

Oh ok I see. RR N64 is kinda unplayable bc it takes a long time to go around the track if you don’t know that infamous skip.
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GamerJax55 wrote:
Placement | Track Name       | Reason

3rd worst | Amsterdam Drift  | I don't like the music
2nd worst | Neo Bowser City  | Hard not to fall off
1st worst | N64 Rainbow Road | [#1(N64)Too long] [#2(WiiU)No shortcuts]

Can agree with amsterdam drift but not bc of the music, the track itself is just very bland with not much to do. rainbow is really just a 50/50 either it's ok or unplayable lol. neo bowser city, at least in my opinion, isn't actually that bad, the falling off thing is remedied by break-drifting which separates good players and players who just vr-grind on local matches, but that's just my opinion, ignore it if you want to.

You were cooking with NBC and Amsterdam Drift tbh. RR N64 tho idk.

Knock knock jokes

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Knock knock who's there?
Wii.
Wii who?
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Your Wii from Amazon!










Can u read that?

I feel like “Wii U!” would be a better punchline.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
*SLAM*
THE DOOR! (yes, asdfmovie ref)

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