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10. Luigi
9. Funky Kong
8. Waluigi
7. Bowser Jr.
6. Yoshi
5. Daisy
4. King Boo
3. Larry
2. Rosalina
1. Iggy

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!

That's what I was going for.

When I first watched this underrated gem, I thought it was horrible. But once I finished the series, I was convinced that it wasn't all that bad. Here is why The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 is mind-blowing in 3. 2. 1.
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The opening scene is very cool, at least for '89 standards.
Kooky and Hip are so adorable!
I know I'm always picking on Cheatsy for being ugly as heck, but I still like him because he's a chaotic devil with a slightly relatable side. My favorite part about him is whenever he stares like, "Why am I here? I never agreed to this."
In case you couldn't tell, the Koopalings steal the spotlight. I know this wasn't intentional, but I like it whenever you get to know the villains more.
One thing I love is how DiC was more willing to experiment with character designs. What did Nintendo show us? Larry's uncombed hair and Wendy without her bracelets. Those are fine, but who was asking for those? Now what did DiC show us? ROY'S EYES! Yes. You read that right. Sure, his face is covered in trash and his sunglasses respawn once said trash is shaken off, but I still like to pretend they did the unthinkable.
Random Things I Like That I Really Shouldn't:
• Cheatsy's frequent use of alliteration
• That bow on Kootie-Pie's tail.
• Speaking of Kootie-Pie, I never realized she had an accent until I heard her say, "Don't try to get on my good soid." Again, something I like that I really shouldn't.
Bully doesn't get a ton of screen time, but when he does, oh boy, he has the best lines. Who can forget such classics as, "You? Beautiful? I thought you were part of the garbage." It's even funnier with context.
I think it's time I finally talk about the Mario Bros. The pasta jokes are toned down, but aren't completely gone, which I kinda like. Also, Luigi's voice in this show is probably more recognizable than his modern voice.
Those satisfying endings when Bowser finally puts Kootie-Pie in her place.
I now ask that you take the next 8 minutes to appreciate Big Mouth for the comedy gold that he is.

Me: Frontrunning
Dry Bones: All I have is a poison mushroom to throw in front of me to try and catch Daisy. *throws poison mushroom* *drives over it* That wasn't my smartest idea
Me: Wins the race

WARNING:

The first episode was a parody of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Kooky's laugh will never not be annoying.
Kootie-Pie. Just Kootie-Pie.
Why does Bowser look like King K. Rool?
So, uhm, what happened to Peach's hair?
Cheatsy is the reason you shouldn't do drugs.
Now that we got the character designs out of the way, can I mention how freakin' irritating Toad is?
Hip and Hop are too generic for my liking.
Kooky is fine at first, but as the series goes on, his personality just becomes "ooh, I'm so evil."
In Reign Storm, the robot princess is so obviously fake, but nobody fell for it until Mario said something about a tan. That is seriously messed up.
Wow, how original, an episode where someone is turned into a baby. It's not like that was in Super Show or anything.
Kootie-Pie Rocks. No, not because it's a Kootie-Pie episode. It's because it aged like milk. Everything just screams 90's, and it aired mere weeks before Milli-Vanilli was exposed. And its working title: "Strawberry, Chocolate, or Vanilli?" No thanks.
Recycled Koopa is cheesy as heck, and that end shot with the Statue of Liberty talking is nightmare feul.
So in my unfinished review series, I brought up how in one episode, Kootie-Pie's shoes disappeared and reappeared randomly four times in one episode. Well, I recently discovered that it happened in two episodes, so nice work DiC. You done f**ked up.
Is it just me, or does the frog suit make everyone look really stupid?
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I might make a Mind-Blowing counterpart to this soon. I don't know. I might also make a Triggered post for Super Mario World.
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Entries added after the initial post:
So Hip and Hop are only 6, but in Life's Ruff, they can be seen driving a car with no issues. Okay. Sure.
In Never Koop a Koopa, Cheatsy implies that Kastle Koopa has a royal stable. I don't see no horses.
The Nipper Plant in Reign Storm will be engraved in my memory forever.
Why does Cheatsy get like 50% of the Koopalings' screen time while Bully is pretty much invisible for the entire series.

You can press shift to get up to two more. You start with one active balloon and 4 in stock, so you basically have 5 balloons, with only 3 being able to be used at a time.

There's one with all their stuff for those who just want palette swaps and one where they're stripped down for those who want entirely new outfits without having to do a whole bunch of editing.

If you wanna make your own Koopaling outfits, I made some templates for you.
Larry:


Iggy:


Wendy:


Lemmy:


Roy:


Morton:


Ludwig:

WARNING: The following post contains examples of poor editing skills.







I know it's not much, but I thought it'd be fun. If there are any other outfits you'd like to see these characters in, let me know in the comments.

Sadly, all the people who signed up didn't participate, so I'm gonna make it a normal track contest again. Rules are the same. I give you a theme, and you have one week to make a new track based on that theme. I will judge based on looks, difficulty, music, and how well it fits the theme. Like last time, I will also be alternating between Nitro and Retro, and I'm also considering adding a category where you have to recreate one of my tracks (similar to the bonus challenge in Champion's Course). The first Nitro theme is...

Sadly, the contest already started, but I might do something like this again.
Also, I was gonna end this today, but I only had one entry, so I'll give you all another week.

I decided that 7 players is a good amount. Welcome to the first ever Champion's Course Competition! As a reminder, here are the competitors:
@RacerT
@POG_holaa0974a
@Rocket7
@RacerK
@RacerR
@MarioDude2
@RacerS
The first theme is:

I need one more participant. Then we'll get started.

I can handle it, but thanks for offering.

If you want, you can compete in sort of a tag team with somebody else. When you're not able to compete, somebody else can take over. What do you think of that?

There are only two spots open! Sign up while you can!

Participants:
@RacerT
@POG_holaa0974a
@Rocket7
@RacerK
@RacerR
@MarioDude2
@RacerS

I don't have any bias. I don't pick winners and losers based on creators. I pick them based on the tracks they make. It's more than just how they look. It's about how fun they are the drive on, how easy it is to know where you're supposed to go, and various other qualities. I'll try to judge as fairly as I can. And about that time I "bragged" about RacerT doing a good job and how you needed to step up your game,
1. I was just congratulating him, and while I was letting everyone know they should do better if they want to beat him, a lot of the winners were hard picks, so they were already pretty good.
2. I wasn't just talking to you. I was talking to everyone who didn't win. There were lots of competitors each week, and I was just trying to motivate them to do better than RacerT.
Again, I'll try to judge as fairly as possible, but if you don't like how I judge tracks, you don't need to participate.

Apparently, people really enjoyed my track contest, so I'm gonna make it a little bit bigger. It will be like the original, but with a few changes. There will be 8 competitors. Each week, I will give a theme, and they will have to make a track based on that theme. The creator of the best track gets a badge. Whoever made the worst track will be eliminated. The last two remaining will compete for their track to have the title of Champion's Course. And after that, there's another challenge. If the winner can do an amazing job at recreating one of my own courses, they will earn an extra special badge. The competition will start in May, or once 8 people sign up, whichever comes first.