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11333 pts ★ ChampionOn 2025-04-20 at 20:53:46
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...
Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)
I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.
She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.
I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)
She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)
Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.
Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.
I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!
Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...
Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)
I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.
She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.
I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)
She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)
Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.
Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.
I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!
Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.
Brother. Get the flamer!
The heavy flamer?
Bring it 🔥🔥🔥
On 2025-04-20 at 17:15:21
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...
Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)
I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.
She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.
I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)
She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)
Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.
Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.
I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!
Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...
Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)
I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.
She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.
I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)
She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)
Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.
Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.
I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!
Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.
Brother. Get the flamer!
On 2025-03-22 at 19:38:24
Feels like I'm running in place
A past I can't erase
I'm breaking, breaking apart
I know they're after me
It's like I'm fading away
They took it all away
Left nothing, nothing but scars
They make it hard to breathe
Don't know where it went wrong
But my love for this is gone
I tried to numb the pain
But I can't get away
Hiding behind this disguise
The games I had to play
The hell I had to pay
Everything comes with a price
Yeah
Your waiting for me to fail
That ship will never sail
Keep pulling and pushing me down
Well I just won't let go
I know you wish I was dead
I'm stuck inside your head
Keep taking and breaking your crown
I'm better left alone
Don't know where it went wrong
But my love for this is gone
I tried to numb the pain
But I can't get away
Hiding behind this disguise
The games I had to play
The hell I had to pay
Everything comes with a price
Yeah
Go!
A past I can't erase
I'm breaking, breaking apart
I know they're after me
It's like I'm fading away
They took it all away
Left nothing, nothing but scars
They make it hard to breathe
Don't know where it went wrong
But my love for this is gone
I tried to numb the pain
But I can't get away
Hiding behind this disguise
The games I had to play
The hell I had to pay
Everything comes with a price
Yeah
Your waiting for me to fail
That ship will never sail
Keep pulling and pushing me down
Well I just won't let go
I know you wish I was dead
I'm stuck inside your head
Keep taking and breaking your crown
I'm better left alone
Don't know where it went wrong
But my love for this is gone
I tried to numb the pain
But I can't get away
Hiding behind this disguise
The games I had to play
The hell I had to pay
Everything comes with a price
Yeah
Go!
On 2024-07-05 at 08:21:59
This one's nice. Guess I was in the mood today 
Move Along
Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall, everyone stands
Another day, and you've had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold
Speak to me
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
Move along
So a day when you've lost yourself completely
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving
All the pain held in your
Hands are shaking cold
Your hands are mine to hold
Speak to me
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
Along, along, along
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do (Know you do)
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
Move Along
Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall, everyone stands
Another day, and you've had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold
Speak to me
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
Move along
So a day when you've lost yourself completely
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving
All the pain held in your
Hands are shaking cold
Your hands are mine to hold
Speak to me
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
Along, along, along
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do (Know you do)
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
On 2024-05-31 at 07:37:11
Legends Never Die
Against The Current, League of Legends
Legends never die
When the world is calling you
Can you hear them screaming out your name?
Legends never die
They become a part of you
Every time you bleed for reaching greatness
Relentless you survive
They never lose hope when everything's cold
And the fighting's near
It's deep in their bones, they'll run into smoke
When the fire is fierce
Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
Legends never die
When the world is calling you (the world is calling you)
Can you hear them screaming out your name?
Legends never die
They become a part of you (they become a part of you)
Every time you bleed for reaching greatness
Legends never die
They're written down in eternity
But you'll never see the price it costs
The scars collected all of their lives
When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts
And avenge defeat
Before it all starts, they suffer through harm
Just to touch a dream
Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
Legends never die
When the world is calling you (when the world is calling you)
Can you hear them screaming out your name?
Legends never die
They become a part of you (they become a part of you)
Every time you bleed for reaching greatness
Legends never die
When the world is calling out your name
Begging you to fight
Pick yourself up once more
Pick yourself up, 'cause
Legends never die
When the world is calling you (when the world is calling you)
Can you hear them screaming out your name?
Legends never die
They become a part of you (they become a part of you)
Every time you bleed for reaching greatness
Legends never die
Cool guy used it in a warhammer 40K music video so here you go
EDIT; It occurs to me that perhaps a warning is in order. The video has some blood. CGI blood, but still blood. If you're particularly sensitive to that find somewhere else to hear the song. I won't judge lol
Tbh I've never played League of Legends but the song is 🔥
Against The Current, League of Legends
Legends never die
When the world is calling you
Can you hear them screaming out your name?
Legends never die
They become a part of you
Every time you bleed for reaching greatness
Relentless you survive
They never lose hope when everything's cold
And the fighting's near
It's deep in their bones, they'll run into smoke
When the fire is fierce
Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
Legends never die
When the world is calling you (the world is calling you)
Can you hear them screaming out your name?
Legends never die
They become a part of you (they become a part of you)
Every time you bleed for reaching greatness
Legends never die
They're written down in eternity
But you'll never see the price it costs
The scars collected all of their lives
When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts
And avenge defeat
Before it all starts, they suffer through harm
Just to touch a dream
Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
Legends never die
When the world is calling you (when the world is calling you)
Can you hear them screaming out your name?
Legends never die
They become a part of you (they become a part of you)
Every time you bleed for reaching greatness
Legends never die
When the world is calling out your name
Begging you to fight
Pick yourself up once more
Pick yourself up, 'cause
Legends never die
When the world is calling you (when the world is calling you)
Can you hear them screaming out your name?
Legends never die
They become a part of you (they become a part of you)
Every time you bleed for reaching greatness
Legends never die
Cool guy used it in a warhammer 40K music video so here you go
EDIT; It occurs to me that perhaps a warning is in order. The video has some blood. CGI blood, but still blood. If you're particularly sensitive to that find somewhere else to hear the song. I won't judge lol
Tbh I've never played League of Legends but the song is 🔥
On 2024-04-11 at 01:49:53
Another one from Sabaton
Swedish Pagans
A wise woman said
Once you're hardened in battle, there's no coming back
(Fight or fall)
And before the attack
Feel your blood starts to boil
In your veins as you charge
(Hundreds fallen)
As the fire inside is ignited by bloodshed
In berserkers from North
Could it be as was said
When the serpent be woken
Fenrir howls
Swedish pagans, marching ashore
Forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor
Out from Asgard, our viking ship sails
Never to turn back again
Where brothers have fought is where we will be proven
On ground stained by blood
(Standing tall)
And we know if we fall, our comrades awaits in Valhall
(Odin's calling)
As the fire inside, is ignited by bloodshed
In the circuits of nord
Will it be as was said, will the serpents be woken
Fenrir howls
Swedish pagans, marching ashore
Forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor
Out from Asgard, our viking ship sails
Never to turn back again
First to the battle, first to the feast
Destiny waiting, no retreat, retreat
Swedish pagans, marching a shore
Forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor
Out from Asgard, our viking ship sails
Never to turn back again
Hope ye like it.
Swedish Pagans
A wise woman said
Once you're hardened in battle, there's no coming back
(Fight or fall)
And before the attack
Feel your blood starts to boil
In your veins as you charge
(Hundreds fallen)
As the fire inside is ignited by bloodshed
In berserkers from North
Could it be as was said
When the serpent be woken
Fenrir howls
Swedish pagans, marching ashore
Forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor
Out from Asgard, our viking ship sails
Never to turn back again
Where brothers have fought is where we will be proven
On ground stained by blood
(Standing tall)
And we know if we fall, our comrades awaits in Valhall
(Odin's calling)
As the fire inside, is ignited by bloodshed
In the circuits of nord
Will it be as was said, will the serpents be woken
Fenrir howls
Swedish pagans, marching ashore
Forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor
Out from Asgard, our viking ship sails
Never to turn back again
First to the battle, first to the feast
Destiny waiting, no retreat, retreat
Swedish pagans, marching a shore
Forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor
Out from Asgard, our viking ship sails
Never to turn back again
Hope ye like it.
1On 2024-03-25 at 00:53:23
As a child, you would wait and watch from far away
But you always knew that you'd be the one
That work while they all play
In youth, you'd lay awake at night and scheme
Of all the things that you would change
But it was just a dream
Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town
Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town
From dust
Will come
When you will have to rise
Above the best and prove yourself
Your spirit never dies
Farewell, I've gone to take my throne above
But don't weep for me
'Cause this will be the labor of my love
Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town
Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town
From dust
Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town
Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town
From dust
But you always knew that you'd be the one
That work while they all play
In youth, you'd lay awake at night and scheme
Of all the things that you would change
But it was just a dream
Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town
Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town
From dust
Will come
When you will have to rise
Above the best and prove yourself
Your spirit never dies
Farewell, I've gone to take my throne above
But don't weep for me
'Cause this will be the labor of my love
Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town
Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town
From dust
Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town
Here we are, don't turn away now (don't turn away)
We are the warriors that built this town
From dust
1On 2024-02-18 at 01:59:52
Cognition failed. Request explain
On 2024-02-12 at 03:07:57
This topic lacks war songs. Favorite song right now. Metal. Title; Shiroyama. Enjoy.
It’s the nature of time that the old ways must give in
It’s the nature of time that the new ways comes in sin
When the new meets the old it always ends the ancient ways
And as history told the old ways go out in a blaze
Encircled by a vulture, the end of ancient culture
The dawn of destiny draws near
Imperial force defied, facing 500 Samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered, 60 to 1 the sword face the gun
Bushido dignified, it’s the last stand of the Samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
As a new age begins the way of the warrior comes to an end
As a new age begins the ways of old must apprehend
It’s the nature of time that the old ways must give in
It’s the nature of time that the new ways comes in sin
An offer of surrender, Saigo ignore contender
The dawn of destiny is here
Until the dawn they hold on
Only 40 are left at the end
None alive, none survive
Shiroyama
60 to one, facing the gun
60 to one, culture undone
It’s the nature of time that the old ways must give in
It’s the nature of time that the new ways comes in sin
When the new meets the old it always ends the ancient ways
And as history told the old ways go out in a blaze
Encircled by a vulture, the end of ancient culture
The dawn of destiny draws near
Imperial force defied, facing 500 Samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered, 60 to 1 the sword face the gun
Bushido dignified, it’s the last stand of the Samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
As a new age begins the way of the warrior comes to an end
As a new age begins the ways of old must apprehend
It’s the nature of time that the old ways must give in
It’s the nature of time that the new ways comes in sin
An offer of surrender, Saigo ignore contender
The dawn of destiny is here
Until the dawn they hold on
Only 40 are left at the end
None alive, none survive
Shiroyama
60 to one, facing the gun
60 to one, culture undone
1On 2024-01-04 at 03:41:22
Alright time to insert some war songs 😈😈😈😈😈😈
This one's by Sabaton
It's under crimson skies hell's horizon
Our trap will spring
Unaware of our presence they'll be marching
Straight to their doom
We are prepared for war ready for fire
Stand by to charge
Counting down as they march into destruction
Their time has come
They'll never know we give no warning
We set a trap they took the bait
Leading them straight into hell
They will not live to tell the tale
We'll strike at dusk and fight 'til dawn
Tonight our foe is bound to fail
Our time is now already at arms
Upon our chosen ground dead men marching
No sign of hope
Victory will be ours before the dawn breaks
Tonight we charge
They'll never know we give no warning
We set a trap they took the bait
Leading them straight into hell
They will not live to tell the tale
We'll strike at dusk and fight 'til dawn
Tonight our foe is bound to fail
Our time is now already at arms
Chaos and disorder sound of the attack
Charging down the mountain frontal assault
Guns light up the darkness mortars rip the ground
Like a force of nature shaking the field
They never knew we gave no warning
We set a trap they took the bait
Cut off retreat
Release
Unleash
The beast within berserker rage is
Released
Unleashed
A storm of force unbreakable war machine
Victims of the ambush stains the ground with blood
Fields of execution murderous plan
Soldiers turn to madmen in the dead of night
Fighting with a fury fiery eyes
They never knew we gave no warning
We set a trap they took the bait
Cut off retreat
Release
Unleash
The beast within berserker rage is
Released
Unleashed
A storm of force unbreakable war machine
Release
Unleash
The beast within berserker rage is released
This one's by Sabaton
It's under crimson skies hell's horizon
Our trap will spring
Unaware of our presence they'll be marching
Straight to their doom
We are prepared for war ready for fire
Stand by to charge
Counting down as they march into destruction
Their time has come
They'll never know we give no warning
We set a trap they took the bait
Leading them straight into hell
They will not live to tell the tale
We'll strike at dusk and fight 'til dawn
Tonight our foe is bound to fail
Our time is now already at arms
Upon our chosen ground dead men marching
No sign of hope
Victory will be ours before the dawn breaks
Tonight we charge
They'll never know we give no warning
We set a trap they took the bait
Leading them straight into hell
They will not live to tell the tale
We'll strike at dusk and fight 'til dawn
Tonight our foe is bound to fail
Our time is now already at arms
Chaos and disorder sound of the attack
Charging down the mountain frontal assault
Guns light up the darkness mortars rip the ground
Like a force of nature shaking the field
They never knew we gave no warning
We set a trap they took the bait
Cut off retreat
Release
Unleash
The beast within berserker rage is
Released
Unleashed
A storm of force unbreakable war machine
Victims of the ambush stains the ground with blood
Fields of execution murderous plan
Soldiers turn to madmen in the dead of night
Fighting with a fury fiery eyes
They never knew we gave no warning
We set a trap they took the bait
Cut off retreat
Release
Unleash
The beast within berserker rage is
Released
Unleashed
A storm of force unbreakable war machine
Release
Unleash
The beast within berserker rage is released
Bro...
On 2025-05-23 at 19:01:48
By creating this topic, you give him what he wants. Attention. This means he will come back again.
Remember kids. He doesn't exist. 👻
Remember kids. He doesn't exist. 👻
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On 2025-05-31 at 18:05:52
New horus heresy edition looking good with MK2 power armour and saturnine terminators. Also nice to see the salamanders and iron warriors in a trailer.
Bosnian-Knight jumpscare.
Yep the trailer is freaking awesome. Saturnine plate looks uh ... different but still, it's tempting
Also Russ is definitely coming back
On 2024-07-13 at 01:57:37
This topic must come out of hibernation again because this:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/07/12/chalnath-dispatches-at-all-costs/
What is this?
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/07/12/chalnath-dispatches-at-all-costs/
What is this?
On 2024-04-25 at 03:16:08
A sample of my army. Currently going through all the miniatures and leveling up their look. (Resized the images. Hopefully not too pixelated now)
Some tactical marines
Intercessor squad
Vulkan He'stan
Adrax Agatone
Librarian
Repulsor tank (gotta get some modeling putty or something for this one)
Some tactical marines
Intercessor squad
Vulkan He'stan
Adrax Agatone
Librarian
Repulsor tank (gotta get some modeling putty or something for this one)
2On 2024-04-20 at 21:19:25
Ugh. Dude. Great rift? Before Emperor? Nah. Galactic History 101. Listen now before the inquisition reads your heretical misinformation and hunts you down.
Human history. Bold letters indicate where you were wrong 🤓🧐
M1 - M15; Age of Terra
Mankind started pioneering space travel and settled it's home system.
M15 - M25; "Dark" Age of Technology
Humanity discovers the warp and learns to use it for ftl travel. An expensive age of colonization follows. Human psykers (people who can use the powers of the warp like magic) appear in M22. An AI rebellion occurs, and the far-flung colonies lose contact and descend into anarchy.
M25 - M30; Age of Strife
The warp overflows into real space and warp storms cover the galaxy for millenia. Towards the end of the era, the being known as the Emperor rose to power on Terra and recolonized the galaxy.
M31;
Horus Heresy, the Great Scouring, etc. Nothing that critical until M41.
M41; Dark Imperium
999, M41. The 13th black crusade and the opening of the Great Rift.
Well you were only off by a few thousand years. Maybe they won't notice. 🤫
M1 - M15; Age of Terra
Mankind started pioneering space travel and settled it's home system.
M15 - M25; "Dark" Age of Technology
Humanity discovers the warp and learns to use it for ftl travel. An expensive age of colonization follows. Human psykers (people who can use the powers of the warp like magic) appear in M22. An AI rebellion occurs, and the far-flung colonies lose contact and descend into anarchy.
M25 - M30; Age of Strife
The warp overflows into real space and warp storms cover the galaxy for millenia. Towards the end of the era, the being known as the Emperor rose to power on Terra and recolonized the galaxy.
M31;
Horus Heresy, the Great Scouring, etc. Nothing that critical until M41.
M41; Dark Imperium
999, M41. The 13th black crusade and the opening of the Great Rift.
Well you were only off by a few thousand years. Maybe they won't notice. 🤫
Eh, I was going for the basics. Only a few inaccuracies are fine. Also prefer the non-human history but still.
Yep I'm just being a nerd lol
On 2024-04-20 at 21:15:08
Ugh. Dude. Great rift? Before Emperor? Nah. Galactic History 101. Listen now before the inquisition reads your heretical misinformation and hunts you down.
Human history. Bold letters indicate where you were wrong 🤓🧐
M1 - M15; Age of Terra
Mankind started pioneering space travel and settled it's home system.
M15 - M25; "Dark" Age of Technology
Humanity discovers the warp and learns to use it for ftl travel. An expensive age of colonization follows. Human psykers (people who can use the powers of the warp like magic) appear in M22. An AI rebellion occurs, and the far-flung colonies lose contact and descend into anarchy.
M25 - M30; Age of Strife
The warp overflows into real space and warp storms cover the galaxy for millenia. Towards the end of the era, the being known as the Emperor rose to power on Terra and recolonized the galaxy.
M31;
Horus Heresy, the Great Scouring, etc. Nothing that critical until M41.
M41; Dark Imperium
999, M41. The 13th black crusade and the opening of the Great Rift.
Well you were only off by a few thousand years. Maybe they won't notice. 🤫
M1 - M15; Age of Terra
Mankind started pioneering space travel and settled it's home system.
M15 - M25; "Dark" Age of Technology
Humanity discovers the warp and learns to use it for ftl travel. An expensive age of colonization follows. Human psykers (people who can use the powers of the warp like magic) appear in M22. An AI rebellion occurs, and the far-flung colonies lose contact and descend into anarchy.
M25 - M30; Age of Strife
The warp overflows into real space and warp storms cover the galaxy for millenia. Towards the end of the era, the being known as the Emperor rose to power on Terra and recolonized the galaxy.
M31;
Horus Heresy, the Great Scouring, etc. Nothing that critical until M41.
M41; Dark Imperium
999, M41. The 13th black crusade and the opening of the Great Rift.
Well you were only off by a few thousand years. Maybe they won't notice. 🤫
On 2024-04-13 at 02:11:56
AHAH!!! Fellow Warhammer nerds (and disinterested chaps reading this out of pure boredom), I have a bold prediction!
Ok first off I highly doubt that anything about this has been mentioned before, but I don't sift through a dozen websites every day so if you've heard this before... Well, good for you! 👍😛
Alright, a quick Warhammer history lesson. In the early days of the Imperium (galactic human empire) the Emperor of Mankind created 20 powerful beings known as the primarchs. Each was a true superhuman, possessed of astonishing intellect and immense strength and wisdom. Each of the primarchs was given a legion of augmented soldiers (called Adeptus Astartes, or simply Space Marines) to lead.
Unfortunately half the primarchs turned against the Emperor with their legions, and a huge war was fought, which in a way continues even thousands of years later, in the 41st millennium. To prevent the power of a whole legion being misused again, the loyalist legions were broken down into small autonomous armies called Chapters. All of the loyalist primarchs were either slain or vanished centuries ago, but now it seems they are returning.
Over the last few years, Games Workshop, the company that owns and operates the Warhammer games, has returned several primarchs to the Warhammer scene. Two of these, Roboute Guilliman and Lion ElJohnson, are loyalists. More will obviously show up. Come on, this is GW! Stringing out a bunch of heroes returns is gonna earn them a lot of money, so it's gonna happen.
Warhammer 40k 10th edition is here, and with it comes a new space marine codex (army rulebook). In the past there were codex supplements for certain unique space marine armies and the special units they fielded, but now most of these have been consolidated into the main space marine codex. However, special units for the Dark Angels space marines were not included in the new codex, and they recently got a codex supplement containing these special units.
So, two other Space Marines Chapters don't have any units in the main codex. The Blood Angels and the Space Wolves. Both chapters will most likely get codex supplements in the future, and the Blood Angels' primarch is dead, soooo...
Well that took forever to get to the point lol. Hope you enjoyed this little essay, and uuuh feel free to tear apart my theory if you have a different one or are just better informed.
Cheers
Ok first off I highly doubt that anything about this has been mentioned before, but I don't sift through a dozen websites every day so if you've heard this before... Well, good for you! 👍😛
Alright, a quick Warhammer history lesson. In the early days of the Imperium (galactic human empire) the Emperor of Mankind created 20 powerful beings known as the primarchs. Each was a true superhuman, possessed of astonishing intellect and immense strength and wisdom. Each of the primarchs was given a legion of augmented soldiers (called Adeptus Astartes, or simply Space Marines) to lead.
Unfortunately half the primarchs turned against the Emperor with their legions, and a huge war was fought, which in a way continues even thousands of years later, in the 41st millennium. To prevent the power of a whole legion being misused again, the loyalist legions were broken down into small autonomous armies called Chapters. All of the loyalist primarchs were either slain or vanished centuries ago, but now it seems they are returning.
Over the last few years, Games Workshop, the company that owns and operates the Warhammer games, has returned several primarchs to the Warhammer scene. Two of these, Roboute Guilliman and Lion ElJohnson, are loyalists. More will obviously show up. Come on, this is GW! Stringing out a bunch of heroes returns is gonna earn them a lot of money, so it's gonna happen.
Warhammer 40k 10th edition is here, and with it comes a new space marine codex (army rulebook). In the past there were codex supplements for certain unique space marine armies and the special units they fielded, but now most of these have been consolidated into the main space marine codex. However, special units for the Dark Angels space marines were not included in the new codex, and they recently got a codex supplement containing these special units.
So, two other Space Marines Chapters don't have any units in the main codex. The Blood Angels and the Space Wolves. Both chapters will most likely get codex supplements in the future, and the Blood Angels' primarch is dead, soooo...
I predict that the Space Wolves primarch, Leman Russ, will be next to rejoin his Chapter. I can't think of any better explanation for why the Space Wolves would be left out of the codex, and Leman Russ is one of the most popular primarchs, so I predict that Leman Russ's return to Warhammer will be in motion by the end of 2024.
Well that took forever to get to the point lol. Hope you enjoyed this little essay, and uuuh feel free to tear apart my theory if you have a different one or are just better informed.
Cheers
2On 2024-03-26 at 00:54:34
Maybe I'll share predictions for what order the primarchs will come back one of these days. Because any that aren't dead will definitely show up. Guaranteed
On 2024-03-20 at 23:53:07
Reveals tommorow!
I have heard that chaos space marines will get new models so I'm hoping for a jump pack lord and raptors/warp talons so I could get some night lord models.
Also dog:
I have heard that chaos space marines will get new models so I'm hoping for a jump pack lord and raptors/warp talons so I could get some night lord models.
Also dog:
Awww he's so cute! 🥰 What do you think? Tomb kings pooch?
Hoping they start something to bring Vulkan back one of these days 🙏
On 2024-01-21 at 03:05:51
I believe the tau should get a second faction for tau auxiliaries. This would be where the only tau you can bring are pathfinders, fire warriors, a leader unit or two and maybe stealth suits. It would then have all the current kroot units with maybe an extra one or two units. Then follow this with more races with 2-3 infantry some elite and a leader unit or two.
A shameless revive has occurred
Looks like kroot armies are on the horizon! And the dark angels space Marines just got a nice new box set. Love those Terminators. Dark angels are gonna be scary now.
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