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11333 pts ★ ChampionOn 2023-01-02 at 05:16:13
Near the cabins...
Buzzma: YESH! I'VE FOUND A SHOTGUN!
K: SHUSH! You don't want to alert any of our competitors!
Buzzma: OK
K(Steals shotgun)
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1On 2022-12-17 at 00:49:14
Dawn of the first day (Day 1)
It is morning, and everyone are finding themselves in the island's various sections. Next to the waterfall, MisterCringeh wakes up.
MisterCringeh: Huh? Where am I? Is that Buzzma?
Buzzma: Who is that on the hill?
MisterCringeh: Hey Buzzma! It's me, MisterCringeh!
Buzzma: Oh hi
!
Meanwhile, by the rocks...
Max: I seem to be on a beach of black rocks. Is that a spear over there? Alright, I'll send out snorl-
The Host: I took the strange ball in your pocket during your sleep.
Max: WHAT? WHY WERE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY POCKETS? AND WHY CAN I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOWHERE NEARBY?
The Host: I have speakers, cameras and microphones all around here. Remember, you're all on TV...
Max: OK. Phew. No privacy around here. Got it. Anyway, why don't I pick up that spear?
*Max picks up the spear*
Max: Perfect.
Deep into the forest...
Dietsoda: Hmm... Could do with some knives down here.
Noob: Did somebody say "knives"?
Dietsoda: Yes, I did. And if you don't give me any, I will find some other way to stab you.
Noob: OK, jeez. I found these combat knives here, if I give them to you, can we work together?
Dietsoda: Just hand over the knives.
Noob: I'll give them if you let m-
Dietsoda: I SAID, HAND OVER THE KNIVES!
Noob: OK, I'm sorry.
*Noob gives 2 of the knives, but keeps one*
Dietsoda: Give me the other one.
Noob: No, unless y-
*Dietsoda pushes Noob forwards, knocking him other and covering his cloak and mask in mud*
Dietsoda: Alright, see you later! If you survive, that is...
Noob: Oh no, I'm stuck in this mud. HELP!
StarSplizz: Do you need help?
Noob: Yes please.
StarSplizz: Alright, I'll pull you out.
Back at the rocks...
K: What is this place? Is it a cave?
Nudge: HEY!
K: (OH NO) H-Hello?
Nudge: Don't move, or I'll stab you!
K: With what? You have no weapons! I'm not scared of a little bunny! (Or am I..?)
StarSplizz: STOP!
Noob: Uh... Stop?
Nudge: Oh hello, I was just about to stab K over here, do you want to watch?
Noob: No thanks, we actually came to... what did we come for?
StarSplizz: To stop Nudge from hurting anyone...
Nudge: Like that's going to work...
Back by the waterfall...
MisterCringeh: What time is it?
Buzzma: It's five O' clock!
Noob: Wait, what's that by the river?
K: Some strange yellow object approaching us...
StarSplizz: Should we run?
Buzzma: Oh, Hello everyone!
MisterCringeh: Hello
Nudge: Oh no, more people to deal with...
Buzzma: Mean!
*Nudge throws a pebble at Buzzma, hitting her in the forehead*
Buzzma: OUCH! Why are you so mean.
Nudge: And why are you so upset over a pebble?
Keeby: Oh hey guys! Fiery and I have been gathering medical supplies on the beach, do you need some?
Fiery: I also found 6 weapons! A pistol, knife, axe, a-
D4rk: That's great, but why are we all here on this tiny rocky area? And where's Max?
*Popplio can be seen sliding down the river like a waterslide*
Popplio: Wheeeeee!
*Popplio flies out of the river, knocking K over*
K: OOF!
The Host: Alright everyone, it is the end of the day. Helicopters will be sent to pick you up.
*Max comes out from a cave, holding a flashlight, two batteries and his spear*
Max: Alright, let's go find a searchlight, everyone. Noob?
*Noob has fallen over and has a knife in his back. Dietsoda can be seen running away.*
Noob: H-help me!
Buzzma: Huh
D4rk: I knew that guy was up to something! His gas mask is so shady!
*A helicopter arrives overhead*
Keeby: OK, Let's go!
Back at the cabin...
The Host: Alright everybody, I see that there have been no deaths today?
Fiery: None at all.
The Host: I see. Maybe we need to do something to make you hate eachother? Hey D4rk! Buzzma says you have silly tastes in music!
D4rk: YOU WHAT!?!?!?
Buzzma: I'm sorry, It's true that your Cake-Pop is wacky.
D4rk: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S K-POP, AND SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH!
Buzzma: You're such a meanie! I will kill you first!
The Host: And Dietsoda, did Keeby ever tell you about how violence is wrong?
Dietsoda: You're dead.
This goes on for a while, until everyone has something against eachother...
The Host: So who are you voting off the island?
Popplio: I vote for K. Water parks aren't just for babies!
Dietsoda: Keeby is dead in my eyes.
MisterCringeh: I vote Buzzma. We can no longer be allies.
Max: I have to go with Dietsoda here, he was really violent towards Noob today.
Noob: Yeah, I have to vote for Dietsoda here.
Buzzma: D4rk is such a meanie!
Fiery: Yeah, D4rk overreacted a bit, I'd rather not have him on the island.
Nudge: How would you feel if I voted K?
Keeby: I'm going for D4rk, I care about Buzzma's feelings!
Buzzma: Thank you!
D4rk: I'm voting Buzzma!
StarSplizz: I think that I will vote Dietsoda.
K: I vote for...
D4rk!
D4rk: NOOOOOOO!
The Host: So it's settled. Get on the boat, demon.
The boat is sent off the island...
Max: There's something sad abo-
*The boat explodes in the distance*
Popplio: WOAH!
The Host: I personally strapped 50 tonnes of remote explosives to that boat...
Max: SO YOU JUST KILLED D4RK?!?!
The Host: yes
MisterCringeh: Don't get voted off. Noted.
The Host: Get to bed. Goodnight.
*Max is still shocked*
To be continued...
It is morning, and everyone are finding themselves in the island's various sections. Next to the waterfall, MisterCringeh wakes up.
MisterCringeh: Huh? Where am I? Is that Buzzma?
Buzzma: Who is that on the hill?
MisterCringeh: Hey Buzzma! It's me, MisterCringeh!
Buzzma: Oh hi
!Meanwhile, by the rocks...
Max: I seem to be on a beach of black rocks. Is that a spear over there? Alright, I'll send out snorl-
The Host: I took the strange ball in your pocket during your sleep.
Max: WHAT? WHY WERE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY POCKETS? AND WHY CAN I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOWHERE NEARBY?
The Host: I have speakers, cameras and microphones all around here. Remember, you're all on TV...
Max: OK. Phew. No privacy around here. Got it. Anyway, why don't I pick up that spear?
*Max picks up the spear*
Max: Perfect.
Deep into the forest...
Dietsoda: Hmm... Could do with some knives down here.
Noob: Did somebody say "knives"?
Dietsoda: Yes, I did. And if you don't give me any, I will find some other way to stab you.
Noob: OK, jeez. I found these combat knives here, if I give them to you, can we work together?
Dietsoda: Just hand over the knives.
Noob: I'll give them if you let m-
Dietsoda: I SAID, HAND OVER THE KNIVES!
Noob: OK, I'm sorry.
*Noob gives 2 of the knives, but keeps one*
Dietsoda: Give me the other one.
Noob: No, unless y-
*Dietsoda pushes Noob forwards, knocking him other and covering his cloak and mask in mud*
Dietsoda: Alright, see you later! If you survive, that is...
Noob: Oh no, I'm stuck in this mud. HELP!
StarSplizz: Do you need help?
Noob: Yes please.
StarSplizz: Alright, I'll pull you out.
Back at the rocks...
K: What is this place? Is it a cave?
Nudge: HEY!
K: (OH NO) H-Hello?
Nudge: Don't move, or I'll stab you!
K: With what? You have no weapons! I'm not scared of a little bunny! (Or am I..?)
StarSplizz: STOP!
Noob: Uh... Stop?
Nudge: Oh hello, I was just about to stab K over here, do you want to watch?
Noob: No thanks, we actually came to... what did we come for?
StarSplizz: To stop Nudge from hurting anyone...
Nudge: Like that's going to work...
Back by the waterfall...
MisterCringeh: What time is it?
Buzzma: It's five O' clock!
Noob: Wait, what's that by the river?
K: Some strange yellow object approaching us...
StarSplizz: Should we run?
Buzzma: Oh, Hello everyone!
MisterCringeh: Hello
Nudge: Oh no, more people to deal with...
Buzzma: Mean!
*Nudge throws a pebble at Buzzma, hitting her in the forehead*
Buzzma: OUCH! Why are you so mean
.Nudge: And why are you so upset over a pebble?
Keeby: Oh hey guys! Fiery and I have been gathering medical supplies on the beach, do you need some?
Fiery: I also found 6 weapons! A pistol, knife, axe, a-
D4rk: That's great, but why are we all here on this tiny rocky area? And where's Max?
*Popplio can be seen sliding down the river like a waterslide*
Popplio: Wheeeeee!
*Popplio flies out of the river, knocking K over*
K: OOF!
The Host: Alright everyone, it is the end of the day. Helicopters will be sent to pick you up.
*Max comes out from a cave, holding a flashlight, two batteries and his spear*
Max: Alright, let's go find a searchlight, everyone. Noob?
*Noob has fallen over and has a knife in his back. Dietsoda can be seen running away.*
Noob: H-help me!
Buzzma: Huh
D4rk: I knew that guy was up to something! His gas mask is so shady!
*A helicopter arrives overhead*
Keeby: OK, Let's go!
Back at the cabin...
The Host: Alright everybody, I see that there have been no deaths today?
Fiery: None at all.
The Host: I see. Maybe we need to do something to make you hate eachother? Hey D4rk! Buzzma says you have silly tastes in music!
D4rk: YOU WHAT!?!?!?
Buzzma: I'm sorry, It's true that your Cake-Pop is wacky.
D4rk: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S K-POP, AND SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH!
Buzzma: You're such a meanie
! I will kill you first!The Host: And Dietsoda, did Keeby ever tell you about how violence is wrong?
Dietsoda: You're dead.
This goes on for a while, until everyone has something against eachother...
The Host: So who are you voting off the island?
Popplio: I vote for K. Water parks aren't just for babies!
Dietsoda: Keeby is dead in my eyes.
MisterCringeh: I vote Buzzma. We can no longer be allies.
Max: I have to go with Dietsoda here, he was really violent towards Noob today.
Noob: Yeah, I have to vote for Dietsoda here.
Buzzma: D4rk is such a meanie!
Fiery: Yeah, D4rk overreacted a bit, I'd rather not have him on the island.
Nudge: How would you feel if I voted K?
Keeby: I'm going for D4rk, I care about Buzzma's feelings!
Buzzma: Thank you!
D4rk: I'm voting Buzzma!
StarSplizz: I think that I will vote Dietsoda.
K: I vote for...
D4rk!
D4rk: NOOOOOOO!
The Host: So it's settled. Get on the boat, demon.
The boat is sent off the island...
Max: There's something sad abo-
*The boat explodes in the distance*
Popplio: WOAH!
The Host: I personally strapped 50 tonnes of remote explosives to that boat...
Max: SO YOU JUST KILLED D4RK?!?!
The Host: yes
MisterCringeh: Don't get voted off. Noted.
The Host: Get to bed. Goodnight.
*Max is still shocked*
To be continued...
Looks like I'm indirectly responsible for D4rk's death. Kill one! Muahahaha
2On 2022-12-15 at 01:02:25
Can I join?
Name: K
Color: too lazy to see what others have picked so this green. If someone's got it you pick.
Personality: very patient. Berserk fighter prone to maniacal laughter during fights. Typical strategy in last-one-standing fight is wait it out and sneak up on someone while they're occupied.
Species: human but bigger and stronger
Description: totally black skin and red eyes. Skilled at smithcraft but that part is probably totally useless.
Name: K
Color: too lazy to see what others have picked so this green. If someone's got it you pick.
Personality: very patient. Berserk fighter prone to maniacal laughter during fights. Typical strategy in last-one-standing fight is wait it out and sneak up on someone while they're occupied.
Species: human but bigger and stronger
Description: totally black skin and red eyes. Skilled at smithcraft but that part is probably totally useless.
1Ranking Nintendo
On 2024-09-15 at 23:52:46
1; DK
2; Zalda
3; Mayro
4; Kriby
5; never played Metroid
2; Zalda
3; Mayro
4; Kriby
5; never played Metroid
Quick Age Check
On 2024-09-16 at 23:52:12
But is it 6 feet wide or 6 feet deep? Or is its volume 6 square feet? And if it's volume is 6 feet, how wide is the hole?
LoGic
LoGic
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1What Is The Worst Things About MKPC
On 2024-08-01 at 18:45:55
As everyone else says, the community. But also DS Rainbow Road. Fight me.
There is a reason I always vote DS rainbow road in multiplayer (other people find it hard)
Item 1; if you find that tightrope easy, good for you! 👏
Item 2;
4On 2024-08-01 at 18:32:44
As everyone else says, the community. But also DS Rainbow Road. Fight me.
22What is the point of reverse drifting
I'm a failure
On 2024-07-22 at 23:03:52
many people said that I only produce average things, so that means I will only be called average because sad because and people call me a highlighter, I can't make good topics to attract people, I'm a failure!
its FRICKING mkpc no one gives a sh1t about you because its the internet you will never find friends on the internet but you will irl
Never find friends on the internet? Alright well apparently #### Lely, Dietsoda, K, xrunner, Max, Nodac or anyone else because apparently according to this random ### guy you aren't my friends
Sorry, you're doing what to all those people???
Not to me. The others though...
I will literally knife anyone who tries to #### me.
Also @Yoshi649 don't be so hard on yourself. I can't really say it better than the others already have, but you're cool, ok? Don't think you're a failure because you couldn't impress a bunch of weirdos online
2[Fanfic] - The Dark Ages of MKPC - TW : Violence
On 2024-08-26 at 18:09:25
Love it 😂😂😂
1On 2024-07-24 at 03:43:27
The whole Fiery-vigilante thing came up quickly!
Anyways great episode! One of the best MKPC fanfics so far
Anyways great episode! One of the best MKPC fanfics so far
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1On 2024-07-23 at 20:56:29
Can I please be in chapter three
Please read everything, Lely said that he wouldn't add anyone else for now
He is part of the fanfic though
Oh damn then @Leadgaming you'll probably be in when you're relevant to the plot
I actually planned to give him lines in Chapter 2 but they were cancelled out. They will be in Chapter 3 instead.
Why did you change your username? lely
Why do you care so much about usernames? yoshi649
You pinged lely just now
On 2024-07-15 at 00:40:46
Since this blew up harder than expected, I'll expand the limit to 14 people
Wait so I can join?
2Hunger Games simulator
On 2024-08-31 at 17:20:41
Somebody put me in one
.Bro you’re in the default template Dudzi sent lmao
Oh
On 2024-08-31 at 06:31:51
Somebody put me in one
Suggestions For MKPC
On 2024-06-26 at 01:23:20
Stop asking Wargor for updates. These previous ideas are unlikely to be added. Adding voices to the characters would be long and totally useless because it would be less "SNES". The N64 and GCN tracks are for the most part not found and in poor quality + the circuits of the other members exist. And no need to add them in play in doubles especially given the ton of circuits that would have to be added in these cases.
Just stop asking Wargor for useless things all the time.
Just stop asking Wargor for useless things all the time.
Are you dumb? These are suggestions, Not commands.
See the date of that comment
I know, I was late.
But I couldn't NOT say anything I wanna cry
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1On 2024-06-25 at 00:58:47
New Idea: People should be awarded for contributing to the site. For example: reporting Mistranslations on the Report a wrong Translation topic more than 5 times. (with the reports getting accepted)
For the translations you do, or anything you do that helps MKPC at all, you should be given a badge called "Contributor to the site".
Like the achievements on Lely's profile.
This would get more people to report Mistranslations, and help out with the site!
For the translations you do, or anything you do that helps MKPC at all, you should be given a badge called "Contributor to the site".
Like the achievements on Lely's profile.
This would get more people to report Mistranslations, and help out with the site!
Or we'd have even more minimodding and the admins would get a backlog of messages from people desperately trying to be seen as useful just so they can get a badge.
Good idea tho! Honestly! It's good, I just have a bad habit of always playing devil's advocate
2On 2024-06-25 at 00:53:01
@BMKRacer explain why you're facepalming a bunch of ancient messages.
Aaaaand the account is deleted. It was an alt, wasn't it
Aaaaand the account is deleted. It was an alt, wasn't it
On 2023-03-22 at 00:02:33
If I was Wargor, I think we should replace every Mario character by Danganronpa characters... And I'd make this game 3D, it only lacks that to be perfect. Also community should have the power to ban anyone by their own will.
Imagine if ch*cks or HELLOOOOO or ( insert da list) started banning
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