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Extremely innapropriate topics mentioned for an overly young userbase, I understand you need to vent but do it somewhere else please

Greetings!

This is my first post. What a charming community! It feels like a relic of the past- in a good way! It's a really fun game, with a pretty great playerbase!

I really like making tracks, too. The engine is suprisingly robust!

Virtual Game Cards GONE WRONG...

Uhh... I was playing Mariokart 8 Deluxe yesterday and I discovered a glitch that turns MK8DX into Mariokart World.

Doesn't SNES Donut Plains look like Moo Moo Meadows and Moo Moo Farm? And they're producing dairy and wheat!

no, 2 weeks.

Is this an old topic?

The only way i can describe these last few episodes:
chaos, death, and destruction

CAMP MKPC EPISODE 6 OFFICIAL TRAILER:

YoshiLOVER: So today we are going to SKIP episode 5 for no reason
Keinieo: are you fucking stupid you cant just skip episode 5 ITS ILLEGAL
YoshiLOVER: Based off my understanding of the law it is PERFECTLY LEGAL to skip an episode so your the fucking stupid one
KirbyTripleDX: yeah why should we skip episode 5 atleast have a reason to.
YoshiLOVER: there are several reasons why but im not telling you.
Toad-: its because our creator just gave up on the episode and hey im no longer stupid yay..

episode 6 next month or smth like that

CAMP MKPC
Ep5: Untitled



soon

CAMP MKPC
Ep4: Minimum Wage Mayhem





*race in progress*
CoolioFoolio: You will not beat me!
DryBonesFromMKDS: Oh yeah? ATleast I'm not as far behind as Keinieo!
Keinieo: WIll you stop making fun of me? because you two are both fucking losers!*pulls out a fucking spiny and a bullet bill*
DryBonesFromMKDS & CoolioFoolio: oh shit.
Keinieo: *uses spiny on coolio and uses bullet bill to speed into first place* HAHA, I WIN!

AFTER RACE:

Coke: Annd now we announce the three winners! 1st place goes to Keinieo! 2nd place goes to DryBonesFromMKS! and 3rd place goes to CoolioFoolio!
CoolioFoolio: Screw you!
DryBonesFromMKDS: I'll get you next time!
Keinieo: I won the race, so ha!
Toad-: PSST KEINIEO
Keinieo: what toad-.
Toad-: COME HERE! I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING!
Keinieo: uhh, okay?

IN THE KITCHEN:

Keinieo: Uhh, Toad- WE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN  HERE!
Toad-: SHH KEINIEO! SO I SAW A VIDEO ONLINE THAT SAID THAT FRIES CAN SOAK UP KETCHUP, JUST LIKE SPONGES!
Keinieo: Uhh Toad- that is entirely fake.
Toad-: ITS NOT FAKE, IT IS REAL! I CHECKED THE COMMENTS AND THEY SAID THEY TRIED IT AND IT WORKED AND TASTED BETTER!
Keinieo: Uhh those are bot comments toad-!
Toad-: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH KEINIEO IT IS REAL!!!!!!!!
NOW I GET THE PLATE, KETCHUP AND FRY TO TEST MY HYPOTHESIS!
Toad-: *puts a single fry on a plate* THERE! THAT SHOOD DO IT. NOW, THE KETCHUP! *brings out a gallon of ketchup and starts pouring it all over the fry*
Keineio: Dude, stop it, thats enough.*ketchup starts flooding the room*
Keinieo: DUDE THATS ENOUGH

OUTSIDE KITCHEN DOOR:

SillyCringeh: What is going on in there? WHY IUS TEH DOOR LOCKED!? OPEN UP NOW!

INSIDE KITCHEN:
Keinieo: UHH, EVERYTHING IS FINE! *sees a sledgehammer and grabs it and then proceeds to break the door down only for all that ketchup to come spilling out*
Toad-: OOPS!
SillyCringeh: You two are not leaving the cafeteria until you clean up this mess.
Keinieo: fuck you toad-.
SillyCringeh: Also I'm going to talk to the main camp ranger!
NotNashatra: Uhh, what are you two doing in here?
Keinieo: Mr blue idiot here saw a youtube video about fries being like sponges and flooded the whole kitchen with ketchup! and got me involved!
Fiery: Ha! get owned!
Keinieo: you did not have to come in and make that comment.
Fiery: Well, *slips* AUGH!

INSIDE YOSHILOVER'S OFFICE:

YoshiLOVER: *trying to solve a Rubik's cube* how do i solve this?
SillyCringeh: YOSHILOVERRRRRRRR!
YoshiLOVER: Yes? *puts away the rubiks cube*
SillyCringeh: YOUR FUCKING CAMPERS JUST FUCKED UP MY KITCHEN!
YoshiLOVER: what can I do about it?
SillyCringeh: You can make them do an activity where they set up their own kitchen and run it for a week! just to let them know what it feels like to be cooking for their ungrateful asses 24/7! and pay them the same amount of pay i get for cooking, and all of that money you sent me? I'm going to use it to go on vacation with BlueCore, baby Mario, and DRONZY!
YoshiLOVER: Maybe not make them their own resturaunt, It be easier to make them run your fast food place a couple miles down.
SillyCringeh: YOU MOTHERFU- okay fine.
YoshiLOVER: okay then! *through speaker* ACTIVITY TIME!!!!!!

MAIN AREA:

NotNashatra: I thought there would be no activity today,
YoshiLOVER: THERE IS! Today's activity will be called "COLLECT VALUABLE ITEMS FOR PROF-
SillyCringeh: *pulls out a shotgun while getting in her car letting yoshilover know about today's activity that she suggested*
YoshiLOVER: Alright Change of plans! Today, SillyCringeh and all the other chefs are going on vacation! and she needs you to manage her fast-food joint while she is gone!
Fiery: Excuse me? I am not getting a job-

AT FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:


BREAKFAST

Keinieo: Alright, waiting for the first customer.*falls asleep on the job*
Luis: KEINIEO! ARE YOU SLEEPING ON THE JOB!?
Keinieo: What huh? who are you?
Luis: I am you manager, Luis, and look, There are 67 customers waiting in line! NOW GET TO WORK!
Keinieo: Okay jeez! Okay sir can i take your order?
Joshy: Oh yeah I'll have a medium large sprite with extra large fries with a triple bacon cheeseburger and yeah that'll be my order.
Keinieo: Okay, I'll call your order when it's ready. Guys we have a number 5 triple bacon cheeseburger, XL fries with medium large sprite
NotNashatra: On it! *walks to the freezer and gets some patties*
Fiery: *closes the freezer door on NotNashatra and locks it* Ha!

INSIDE FREEZER:

NotNashatra: HEY LET ME OUT! FIIIIIIIERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

OUTSIDE FREEZER:

Fiery: hehe.

LUNCH

JellyGroove: has anyone seen NotNashatra in a while?
Isabelle123: Nope,
KirbyTrpleDX: Not at all.
JellyGroove: I guess I'll check teh freezer. *opens freezer and finds that NotNashatra has completely been entrappen in ice* Uhh guys?
MEANWHILE:
Keinieo: May I Take your order?
idiot: 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS!
Keinieo: get out. NOW.
YoshiKart8: KEINIEO! OFFICE, NOW!

Main OFFICE:

Luis: Keinieo, do you know why you are here?
Keinieo: is it because i refused service to that big back customer, he asked for FIFTY FIVE-
Luis: Well, partially yes but a major reason you are in here is because, look to your right.
Keinieo: fine, *looks to his right* OH MY GOODNESS *sees NotNashatra trapped in a block of ice*
Luis: just give me time to check the security cameras.
Fiery: So, who did it?
Jellygroove: I know it was you fiery. you're the only one in this ENTIRE BUILDING WHO WOULD GET AWAY WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
NotNashatra: WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS ICE CUBE FIREY, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU.
Fiery: Not my fault you're so easy to prank, btw it was just a prank, chill.
NotNashatra: DUDE, YOU COULD'VE FUCKING KILLED ME!
Luis: Alright, after reviewing the footage, I can safely say that FIERY DID IT! FIERY, GO TO HUMAN RECSOURCES NOW!
NotNashatra: I knew it.
Fiery: oh no......
Luis: And NotNashatra, you're going back to camp early today well, when that ice cube is fully melted.
Keinieo: I guess i'll continue my work.

HUMAN RESOURCES:

jean10: Alright Fiery, this is the second time you were sent here, what di you do, I promise I won't beat you up this time.
Fiery: I locked someone in an ice cube for 4 hours...
jean10: promise broken.
Fiery: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *gets beaten up*

MAIN RESTAURANT:

Isabelle123: He did anyone hear that scream
YoshiKart8: nope, not at all.
Fiery: hi guys! *continues to act like nothing happened* does anyone want get out of work early?
Every employee: YES
Then let's start a fight so we're all hurt so they have to send us back early!


*for the next 5 hours fighting erupted the building as managers tried to stop the chaos but by then it was too late, and this happened.*


Fiery: *double slams KirbyTripleDX onto a stove*
KirbyTripleDX: *screams in pain*
Fiery: Maybe a little flame wouldn't hurt
KirbyTripleDX: HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING*he says as he's getting doused in gasoline*
Fiery: Hehehehe, *pulls out a lighter and sets KirbyTripleDX on fire*
Keinieo: Oh no. *leaves the building and ducks behind a tree*

*the building fucking explodes leaving debris all over the parking lot and blocking the road that would lead back to camp*

SillyCringeh: That was a great vacation! *sees her building destroyed* OH FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets out and slams the car door shut and slams the restaurant door open*
Fiery: Hii, so we may have made a small inconvenience for your restaurant.
SillyCringeh: You are going to clean this place until it looks better than when you arrived, then you will leave, and never come back
Fiery: Pfft, or what.
SillyCringeh: *throws Fiery into a nearby fire* or that happens. Start rebuilding NOW
Fiery: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

3 Days Later:

NotNashatra: Oh hey, you're finally back! what the hell happened?
JellyGroove: Someone caused the entire building to blow up.
NotNashatra: oof, okay.
Keinieo: The medical center is going to be very busy today.
NotNashatra: Hey, how are you the only one who looks fine?
Keinieo: i ducked behind a tree at the last second.
YoshiLOVER: Well at the end of the day, you only get paid 5 dollars.
*both look at YoshiLOVER*
Keinieo: Damn, i expected more especially after surviving an explosion.

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Red Team(full)
@Keinieo
@Fiery
@Mr_Pizza_Man
@YoshiKart8
@SuperSwimmer
@Diet_Coke

Blue Team(full)
@ToadFromMKDD
@JellyGroove
@WorldRecord
@--T--
@Toad-
@Glitched

Yellow Team(full)
@Isabelle123
@DryBonesFromMKDS
@NotNashatra
@KirbytripleDX_2014
@-SillyCringeh-
@CoolioFoolio

Green Team(full)

@WeegeeWogic
@GamerJax55
@NEXO_64
@ShyGuysThebest
@jay--
@Kirby64Switch2

Evil Camp Rangers(full)
@YoshiLOVER
@Diet_Coke
@Short_Red_yoshi_10
@Starfy-Store-Seller-2002

Good Camp Rangers(full)
@NEXO_64
@WeegeeWogic

Camp Security(full)
@-iz-

Technician(full)
@neptunogamermkpc

Head Chef(full)
@-SillyCringeh-

Chefs(full)
@DRONZY
@MR_BABY_MARIO
@BlueCore(sorry)

Build Zone Operators(full)
@ToadFromWiiCube
@Ahwatever/idiart

No No Zone Guards(full)
@SuperSwimmer
@GamerJax55

Janitors:
@Explorers557
@indiancharizard/India
@Catfat3

Manager:
@luis_halloween_time

Human Resources:
@jean10

lol its been a while