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CAMP MKPC
Ep4: Minimum Wage Mayhem





*race in progress*
CoolioFoolio: You will not beat me!
DryBonesFromMKDS: Oh yeah? ATleast I'm not as far behind as Keinieo!
Keinieo: WIll you stop making fun of me? because you two are both fucking losers!*pulls out a fucking spiny and a bullet bill*
DryBonesFromMKDS & CoolioFoolio: oh shit.
Keinieo: *uses spiny on coolio and uses bullet bill to speed into first place* HAHA, I WIN!

AFTER RACE:

Coke: Annd now we announce the three winners! 1st place goes to Keinieo! 2nd place goes to DryBonesFromMKS! and 3rd place goes to CoolioFoolio!
CoolioFoolio: Screw you!
DryBonesFromMKDS: I'll get you next time!
Keinieo: I won the race, so ha!
Toad-: PSST KEINIEO
Keinieo: what toad-.
Toad-: COME HERE! I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING!
Keinieo: uhh, okay?

IN THE KITCHEN:

Keinieo: Uhh, Toad- WE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN  HERE!
Toad-: SHH KEINIEO! SO I SAW A VIDEO ONLINE THAT SAID THAT FRIES CAN SOAK UP KETCHUP, JUST LIKE SPONGES!
Keinieo: Uhh Toad- that is entirely fake.
Toad-: ITS NOT FAKE, IT IS REAL! I CHECKED THE COMMENTS AND THEY SAID THEY TRIED IT AND IT WORKED AND TASTED BETTER!
Keinieo: Uhh those are bot comments toad-!
Toad-: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH KEINIEO IT IS REAL!!!!!!!!
NOW I GET THE PLATE, KETCHUP AND FRY TO TEST MY HYPOTHESIS!
Toad-: *puts a single fry on a plate* THERE! THAT SHOOD DO IT. NOW, THE KETCHUP! *brings out a gallon of ketchup and starts pouring it all over the fry*
Keineio: Dude, stop it, thats enough.*ketchup starts flooding the room*
Keinieo: DUDE THATS ENOUGH

OUTSIDE KITCHEN DOOR:

SillyCringeh: What is going on in there? WHY IUS TEH DOOR LOCKED!? OPEN UP NOW!

INSIDE KITCHEN:
Keinieo: UHH, EVERYTHING IS FINE! *sees a sledgehammer and grabs it and then proceeds to break the door down only for all that ketchup to come spilling out*
Toad-: OOPS!
SillyCringeh: You two are not leaving the cafeteria until you clean up this mess.
Keinieo: fuck you toad-.
SillyCringeh: Also I'm going to talk to the main camp ranger!
NotNashatra: Uhh, what are you two doing in here?
Keinieo: Mr blue idiot here saw a youtube video about fries being like sponges and flooded the whole kitchen with ketchup! and got me involved!
Fiery: Ha! get owned!
Keinieo: you did not have to come in and make that comment.
Fiery: Well, *slips* AUGH!

INSIDE YOSHILOVER'S OFFICE:

YoshiLOVER: *trying to solve a Rubik's cube* how do i solve this?
SillyCringeh: YOSHILOVERRRRRRRR!
YoshiLOVER: Yes? *puts away the rubiks cube*
SillyCringeh: YOUR FUCKING CAMPERS JUST FUCKED UP MY KITCHEN!
YoshiLOVER: what can I do about it?
SillyCringeh: You can make them do an activity where they set up their own kitchen and run it for a week! just to let them know what it feels like to be cooking for their ungrateful asses 24/7! and pay them the same amount of pay i get for cooking, and all of that money you sent me? I'm going to use it to go on vacation with BlueCore, baby Mario, and DRONZY!
YoshiLOVER: Maybe not make them their own resturaunt, It be easier to make them run your fast food place a couple miles down.
SillyCringeh: YOU MOTHERFU- okay fine.
YoshiLOVER: okay then! *through speaker* ACTIVITY TIME!!!!!!

MAIN AREA:

NotNashatra: I thought there would be no activity today,
YoshiLOVER: THERE IS! Today's activity will be called "COLLECT VALUABLE ITEMS FOR PROF-
SillyCringeh: *pulls out a shotgun while getting in her car letting yoshilover know about today's activity that she suggested*
YoshiLOVER: Alright Change of plans! Today, SillyCringeh and all the other chefs are going on vacation! and she needs you to manage her fast-food joint while she is gone!
Fiery: Excuse me? I am not getting a job-

AT FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:


BREAKFAST

Keinieo: Alright, waiting for the first customer.*falls asleep on the job*
Luis: KEINIEO! ARE YOU SLEEPING ON THE JOB!?
Keinieo: What huh? who are you?
Luis: I am you manager, Luis, and look, There are 67 customers waiting in line! NOW GET TO WORK!
Keinieo: Okay jeez! Okay sir can i take your order?
Joshy: Oh yeah I'll have a medium large sprite with extra large fries with a triple bacon cheeseburger and yeah that'll be my order.
Keinieo: Okay, I'll call your order when it's ready. Guys we have a number 5 triple bacon cheeseburger, XL fries with medium large sprite
NotNashatra: On it! *walks to the freezer and gets some patties*
Fiery: *closes the freezer door on NotNashatra and locks it* Ha!

INSIDE FREEZER:

NotNashatra: HEY LET ME OUT! FIIIIIIIERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

OUTSIDE FREEZER:

Fiery: hehe.

LUNCH

JellyGroove: has anyone seen NotNashatra in a while?
Isabelle123: Nope,
KirbyTrpleDX: Not at all.
JellyGroove: I guess I'll check teh freezer. *opens freezer and finds that NotNashatra has completely been entrappen in ice* Uhh guys?
MEANWHILE:
Keinieo: May I Take your order?
idiot: 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS!
Keinieo: get out. NOW.
YoshiKart8: KEINIEO! OFFICE, NOW!

Main OFFICE:

Luis: Keinieo, do you know why you are here?
Keinieo: is it because i refused service to that big back customer, he asked for FIFTY FIVE-
Luis: Well, partially yes but a major reason you are in here is because, look to your right.
Keinieo: fine, *looks to his right* OH MY GOODNESS *sees NotNashatra trapped in a block of ice*
Luis: just give me time to check the security cameras.
Fiery: So, who did it?
Jellygroove: I know it was you fiery. you're the only one in this ENTIRE BUILDING WHO WOULD GET AWAY WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
NotNashatra: WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS ICE CUBE FIREY, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU.
Fiery: Not my fault you're so easy to prank, btw it was just a prank, chill.
NotNashatra: DUDE, YOU COULD'VE FUCKING KILLED ME!
Luis: Alright, after reviewing the footage, I can safely say that FIERY DID IT! FIERY, GO TO HUMAN RECSOURCES NOW!
NotNashatra: I knew it.
Fiery: oh no......
Luis: And NotNashatra, you're going back to camp early today well, when that ice cube is fully melted.
Keinieo: I guess i'll continue my work.

HUMAN RESOURCES:

jean10: Alright Fiery, this is the second time you were sent here, what di you do, I promise I won't beat you up this time.
Fiery: I locked someone in an ice cube for 4 hours...
jean10: promise broken.
Fiery: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *gets beaten up*

MAIN RESTAURANT:

Isabelle123: He did anyone hear that scream
YoshiKart8: nope, not at all.
Fiery: hi guys! *continues to act like nothing happened* does anyone want get out of work early?
Every employee: YES
Then let's start a fight so we're all hurt so they have to send us back early!


*for the next 5 hours fighting erupted the building as managers tried to stop the chaos but by then it was too late, and this happened.*


Fiery: *double slams KirbyTripleDX onto a stove*
KirbyTripleDX: *screams in pain*
Fiery: Maybe a little flame wouldn't hurt
KirbyTripleDX: HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING*he says as he's getting doused in gasoline*
Fiery: Hehehehe, *pulls out a lighter and sets KirbyTripleDX on fire*
Keinieo: Oh no. *leaves the building and ducks behind a tree*

*the building fucking explodes leaving debris all over the parking lot and blocking the road that would lead back to camp*

SillyCringeh: That was a great vacation! *sees her building destroyed* OH FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets out and slams the car door shut and slams the restaurant door open*
Fiery: Hii, so we may have made a small inconvenience for your restaurant.
SillyCringeh: You are going to clean this place until it looks better than when you arrived, then you will leave, and never come back
Fiery: Pfft, or what.
SillyCringeh: *throws Fiery into a nearby fire* or that happens. Start rebuilding NOW
Fiery: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

3 Days Later:

NotNashatra: Oh hey, you're finally back! what the hell happened?
JellyGroove: Someone caused the entire building to blow up.
NotNashatra: oof, okay.
Keinieo: The medical center is going to be very busy today.
NotNashatra: Hey, how are you the only one who looks fine?
Keinieo: i ducked behind a tree at the last second.
YoshiLOVER: Well at the end of the day, you only get paid 5 dollars.
*both look at YoshiLOVER*
Keinieo: Damn, i expected more especially after surviving an explosion.

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Red Team(full)
@Keinieo
@Fiery
@Mr_Pizza_Man
@YoshiKart8
@SuperSwimmer
@Diet_Coke

Blue Team(full)
@ToadFromMKDD
@JellyGroove
@WorldRecord
@--T--
@Toad-
@Glitched

Yellow Team(full)
@Isabelle123
@DryBonesFromMKDS
@NotNashatra
@KirbytripleDX_2014
@-SillyCringeh-
@CoolioFoolio

Green Team(full)

@WeegeeWogic
@GamerJax55
@NEXO_64
@ShyGuysThebest
@jay--
@Kirby64Switch2

Evil Camp Rangers(full)
@YoshiLOVER
@Diet_Coke
@Short_Red_yoshi_10
@Starfy-Store-Seller-2002

Good Camp Rangers(full)
@NEXO_64
@WeegeeWogic

Camp Security(full)
@-iz-

Technician(full)
@neptunogamermkpc

Head Chef(full)
@-SillyCringeh-

Chefs(full)
@DRONZY
@MR_BABY_MARIO
@BlueCore(sorry)

Build Zone Operators(full)
@ToadFromWiiCube
@Ahwatever/idiart

No No Zone Guards(full)
@SuperSwimmer
@GamerJax55

Janitors:
@Explorers557
@indiancharizard/India
@Catfat3

Manager:
@luis_halloween_time

Human Resources:
@jean10

lol its been a while

If I had to describe each episode in one word this is what it would be like:
PILOT: ARRIVAL
E2: TRUCKS
E3: GUNS:
E4: W*RK
E5: ÈŘŘÔŌ030373829R
E6: CHAOS
E7: DESTROY
E8: FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-Error
E9: END

CAMP MKPC
Ep2: Truck Racing Chaos!
25% COMPLETE



Everyone: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPEAKEUP!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: WAKE UPP!!!!!!!
Kein: What!?
Kirby: This place has become too dangerous, we need to leave! Jelly and Nash are waiting in the truck.
Kein: okay..
*they go to the truck*
Kirby: Kein sit.
okay..
Jelly: When are GONNA GO!!
Nash: KIRBY DRIIIVE!!!!!!
*an hour later*
Yoshi: LET GO OF THE PEDAL AND YOU WALK BACK ALIVE!!!!
Kirby: KEIN!!! TAKE THESE BOMBS AND BLOW UP YOSHI’S TRUCK! WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF JUMPING OVER A GIANT HOLE!!
Kein: okay.. * jumps out of the truck and tries to blow up the truck but misses and falls into the hole* NO, NO, NOOOO!!!!!!
Yoshi: *from above the hole* Looks like we already lost a fellow camper!
Jelly: TBH he was the biggest loser.
Nash: looks like we’re not all cut out for it.
Kirby: I couldn’t even remember his name!
NO, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*wakes up*
Kein: Thank god that was just a dream.*looks to his right
Toad-: *vomiting cockroaches* god I hated that bed so much. BLECH!!!!!!!!
MORE TO COME SOON!

I'ma probably make Glitched's appearance just Reclusa with an error screen on it because I have no idea what that is on the pfp...

CAMP MKPC EPISODE 2 OFFICIAL TRAILER:

INSIDE THE TRUCK:

*everyone is tired out after the activity*
neptuno: So i have just found the damages made to the truck during the activity and there is a leak in the gas tank, headlight wire snapped in half, and there is a huge scratch mark on the side of the veichle.
WorldRecord: and half the seats have been ripped from the floor
neptuno: thanks WorldRecord.
NotNashatra: so how long till we get back to camp?
MrPizzaMan & SuperSwimmer: we are going the wrong way.
Fiery: well ALERT THE FREAKING DRIVER.
YoshiKart8: Does anyone know where Keinieo went? we haven't seen him in a while.
IN TOW TRUCK COCKPIT:
NotNashatra: *hops in truck* KirbyTripleDX, WERE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
WELL YOU COULDA TOLD ME THAT BEFORE I STRAPPED ALL FOUR DAMAGED TRUCKS TO THE TOW TRUCK.
BACK IN TRUCK:
NEXO_64: does anyone hear arguing in the cockpit?
GamerJax55: *looks through binoculars and sees a flying truck* do we have a fifth truck that flies?
JellyGroove: No, not at all.
GamerJax55: well you will be suprised when you see this.
Refridge: what?

CAMP] MKPC  EPISODE 2
coming out when it comes out.. I'LL SEE YOU THERE!!!

CAMP] MKPC
            PILOT

MORNING:
Keinieo: *wakes up from last night's party* that was an insane party that was started for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON.
*doorbell rings*
Keinieo: well i wonder who could that be.
*opens door*
Mailman: Good Morning! I've got some mail for you today!
Keinieo: well you could've dropped it in the mailbox and left *takes mail and closes door* i wonder what i got for mail, theres a couple of coupons for free pizza and, what AN INVITATION!? I never get invitations!
What's in the invitation:
YoshiLOVER: Congratulations! You have won an invitation to CAMP MKPC!!!!! Where you could Race! Build Tracks! and talk with other racers! Come to the bus stop by 12:00AM! where everyone will be waiting! ILL SEE YOU THERE!!!
Keinieo: I gotta call my friend about this, *dials friend's number* JELLYGROOVE! DID YOU GET AN INVITATION TO THIS PLACE CALLED CAMP MKPC!?
JellyGroove: HECK YES!! I'M GOING TO PACK MY STUFF AND I WILL BE ON MY WAY!!
PencilGroove: what was that?
JellyGroove: oh nothing.
PencilGroove: okay.
JellyGroove: *quickly pulls out an entire pack of oatmeal cookies and an entire garlic pizza and puts them in his bag before going out the front door to get to the bus station before the bus arrives* ALRIGHT SEE YA LATER ROOMMATE I GOTTA GO.
PencilGroove: wait what
*door slams*
BUS STOP:
Keinieo: JELLYGROOOVE!!!
JellyGroove: KEINIEO!!!!
Keinieo: Excited for the trip!?
NotNashatra: oh you're coming too?
Keinieo: Yes
JellyGroove: OH BUS IS HERE!!!!

Everyone: *gets in bus*
BUS:
Keinieo; ahh now im comfortable, got my Switch 2, ohh boy i am so ready.
JellyGroove: Ima sit right here bc i'm not comfortable sitting with YoshiKart8.
Refridge: what's wrong with YoshiKart8?
JellyGroove: i get weird vibes from him.
Refridge: makes sense.
NotNashatra: guys you won't beleive this but camp MKPC is 24 hours away.
Everyone WHAT
YoshiKart8: OH HELL NAW GET ME OFF THIS BUS.
NotNashatra: well too late bud we can't turn back the door's already closed.
YoshiKart8: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*18 hours later*
INSIDE THE BUS: *absolute chaos happening in the front half of the bus*

Keinieo: UGH This ride is taking so long!!!!!
YoshiKart8: can you please stop complaining its only been about *looks at phone* 18 HOURS!!!!??? WHAT THE HECK!?
Coke: I just heard the reviews and they aren't so great.
Toad-: *digs through the huge, huge, HUGE pile of bags in the back of the bus and comes across Coke's bag and finds some oreos in there and eats it* MMM THESE OREOS ARE SO YUMMY
Coke: WAIT ARE THOSE MY OREOS!? TOAD-!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CANT GO EATING OREOS OUT OF RANDOM PEOPLE'S BAGS!!!
Toad-: BUT THERE REALLY YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!
JellyGroove: you better not go digging through my bag for oatmeal cookies.
Toad-:EW OATMEAL COOKIES ARE YUCKY
YoshiKart8: but on the bright side we might have fun at camp!
Keinieo: *looks at reviews on phone and starts to feel nervous* Yeah, totally..
Bus Driver: I'm about to play a video on the tv on the ceiling, please watch from any side
Refridge: ima freeze my head in  the air conditioner its too hot
NotNashatra: well its only a couple of seconds before the air conditioner breaks after being on way too long.
*air conditioner breaks*
*tv static*
YoshiLOVER: Hello Everyone! In just 6 hours you will arrive at the wonderful and tire-pumping fun CAMP MKPC!!!! you will be able to compete head to head in VS or Battle!! You can also BUILD YOUR OWN RACETRACKS!!!! There will also be TEAM BUILDING ACTIVITIES!!!!!! Like Find All The Blue Coins!!! Tire Parkour!!! Item Box Friendly Fire!!! We also have a cleaning crew that keeps the rooms tidy and sanitized with Absolutely 0% insect problems!
NotNashatra: that's an obvious lie.
YoshiLOVER: The Food we serve is 100% Fresh! and on Fridays we serve PIZZA!!! The Day you leave on August 4th!!!! I'LL SEE YOU THERE!!!!!
*TV turns off*
Keinieo: Well THAT was very pleasant...
NEXO_64: my back is starting to hurt
Bus Driver: dude shut up we are only six hours away so can you please stop whining and just deal with it.
NotNashatra: i think you should go see a chiropractor after we get back.
Keinieo: just six hours left on this bus.
*6 HOURS LATER*
CAMP DROPOFF ZONE:
YoshiLOVER: WELCOME TO CAMP MKPC!!!!!! it is kinda late for you to be doing trackbuilder or GP, so go to the cabins and get some rest.
Keinieo: okay...
CABIN:
Keinieo: this place looks very sketchy..
JellyGroove: AAAAA WHY ARE THERE COCKROACHES ALL OVER MY BED
Keinieo and NotNashatra: Oh, my god.
YoshiKart8: well let's just go to bed, JellyGroove, you can sleep on my bunk tonight while Toad- can sleep on your cockroach bed
JellyGroove: okay..
Toad-: WHAT
THE NEXT DAY:
YoshiLOVER: WAKEY WAKEY TIME TO WAKE UP AND HEAD TO THE CAFETERIA FOR BREAKFAST!!!
Everyone: okay..
Coke: i hope they have oreos to make up for the fact Toad- ate all of my oreos.
AFTER BREAKFAST
YoshiLOVER: Okay It Is TIME TO INTRODUCE THE OTHER RANGERS!! We got Diet, ShortYoshi, Starfy, Nexo_84, and WeegeeWogic!
All rangers: HI!!
Next, Before the Team Building Activity, we will split you all into teams and i have chosen a perfect lineup! for all 4 teams!Now to the activity, Today's Activity is Find All the Blue Coins! We scattered blue coins ALL OVER CAMP!!!! And the team with the most blue coins WINS!!! Now 3, 2, 1, FIND THE BLUE COINS
Keinieo, most cringe speech i ever heard but okay
3 HOURS LATER:
Keinieo: I Have already collected 6000 blue coins and my team is STILL in second place, *sees door leading to the no no zone* Huh, i wonder what's behind that "Rangers Only Door"
*opens door to no no zone* and closes it behind himself*
Keinieo: *walks down stairs* Man, it's very dark in here, i wonder where's the light switch, *feels a light switch* i found it! *turns on lights* is this, a subway station? This is definetely suspicious. *looks around for hours*
*door swings open*
YoshiLover: Don't you know that you are NOT supposed to be down here?
Keinieo: what?
YoshiLOVER: oh so you just ZONED OUT MY #1 RULE!? looks like I might have to KILL you.
Keinieo: wait WHY!?
YoshiLOVER: ohh to PREVENT ANY RUMORS ABOUT THIS PLACE FROM SPREADING.*pulls out RPG* you broke my rule, now you will have to pay the price for what you've done *shoots*
Keinieo: OHH MY GOD*dodges the RPG*
YoshiLOVER: BREAKING AND ENTERING CANNOT BE FORGIVEN. *shoots again*
Keinieo: PLEASE, GIVE ME A CHANCE, IM GOOD AT KEEPING SECRETS!
YoshiLOVER: alright, i'll give you a chance, under one condition, never pull that sh*t again. also, your team won, and dinners already finished. so its best that you get to bed.
Keinieo: okay, *goes to cabin and heads straight to bed* what a long day...

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CAMP MKPC


CREDITS:

Red Team(full)
@Keinieo
@Fiery
@Mr_Pizza_Man
@YoshiKart8
@SuperSwimmer
@Diet_Coke

Blue Team(full)
@ToadFromMKDD
@JellyGroove
@WorldRecord
@--T--
@Toad-
@Glitched

Yellow Team(full)
@Isabelle123
@DryBonesFromMKDS
@NotNashatra
@KirbytripleDX_2014
@-SillyCringeh-
@CoolioFoolio

Green Team(full)

@WeegeeWogic
@GamerJax55
@NEXO_64
@ShyGuysThebest
@jay--
@Kirby64Switch2

Evil Camp Rangers(full)
@YoshiLOVER
@Diet_Coke
@Short_Red_yoshi_10
@Starfy-Store-Seller-2002

Good Camp Rangers(full)
@NEXO_64
@WeegeeWogic

Camp Security(full)
@-iz-

so you want me to release the pilot without filling out all the teams?

CAMP MARIO KART PC OFFICIAL TRAILER:

INSIDE THE BUS: *absolute chaos happening in the front half of the bus*

Keinieo: UGH This ride is taking so long!!!!!
YoshiKart8: can you please stop complaining its only been about *looks at phone* 18 HOURS!!!!??? WHAT THE HECK!?
Coke: I just heard the reviews and they aren't so great.
Toad-: MMM THESE OREOS ARE SO YUMMY
Coke: WAIT ARE THOSE MY OREOS!? TOAD-!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CANT GO EATING OREOS OUT OF RENDOM PEOPLE'S BAGS!!!
Toad-: BUT THERE REALLY YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!
YoshiKart8: but on the bright side we might have fun at camp!
Keinieo: *looks at reviews on phone and starts to feel nervous* Yeah, totally..
I'm about to play a video on the tv on the ceiling, please watch from any side
*tv static*
YoshiLOVER: Hello Everyone! In just 6 hours you will arrive at the wonderful and tire-pumping fun CAMP MKPC!!!! you will be able to compete head to head in VS or Battle!! You can also BUILD YOUR OWN RACETRACKS!!!! There will also be TEAM BUILING ACTIVITIES!!!!!! Like Find All The Blue Coins!!! Tire Parkour!!! Item Box Friendly Fire!!! We also have a cleaning crew that keeps the rooms tidy and sanitized with Absolutely 0% insect problems!
NotNashatra: that's an obvious lie.
YoshiLOVER: The Food we serve is 100% Fresh! and on Fridays we serve PIZZA!!! The Day you leave on August 4th!!!! I'LL SEE YOU THERE!!!!!
*TV turns off*
Keinieo: Well THAT was very pleasant...

CAMP] MKPC
coming out when it comes out.. I'LL SEE YOU THERE!!!