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Some people think I'm actually black in race because of my skin color even though it was because when i was younger i kept playing in the sun and made my skin darker
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Why did you even tell your brother about MKPC at this point @shadowo
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Recently I started listening to ASMR and it's so relaxing and makes me calm
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Invu wrote:
@Kr4mpus the real question is not why are they so weird, it's why are they your friends

Some of them were my friends since nursery and I don't like socializing a lot because I'm an introvert and even though they act really weird, they actually care for me like actual friends do
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This is honestly entertaining telling people what my sussy classmates have been doing shit

Me and my classmates: *In clinic because we had a checkup*
Me: *Lies down on a bed while waiting*
My friend:
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*Lies down next to me, hugs me, and starts humping me*


I wanna kms
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I wanna dieeeeee

My classmates during Robotics bc free time: *casual sumo wrestling*
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One of the competitors: *charges, turns around, starts humping the opponents


Anyone got any braincells and insanity pills to donate?
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Me and my classmates: *playing charge(clap game from the Philippines)
Those who died:
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active squeezing of the cheeks of the remaining players playing

Someone pls murder me
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Do you guys have the sudden urge to open up all of your Christmas gift in advance before Christmas
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One of my friend said this when Chinese class was over and my teacher left:
"老师,我要吃你的很大的屁股.

Translation: "Teacher, I want to eat your very big butt...

ISTG my friends needs help and therapy
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Invu wrote:
jujunpc wrote:
I'm pretty sure for 3 mins my butt got injured by some motherfucker who kneed my right bun

Your classmates are actually ill

They aren't ill, they are mentally broken
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I'm pretty sure for 3 mins my butt got injured by some motherfucker who kneed my right bun
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Senko wrote:
i just (accidentally) ate toilet paper

how the fuck this shit happened I really need to make better jokes

Come on he probably
mistook it for a marshmallow, it's perfectly normal. Hey look marshmallow stripshttps://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1174100163204239382/1176071736463208448/Z.png?ex=656d8928&is=655b1428&hm=0f3045463fe235f24f9a0b9684139b4b51501596741e57976016b685f034d43e&=
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Senko wrote:
TendoZhion wrote:
It seems like it's becoming a trend that we're leaving making topics up to staff. Tell me if I'm wrong.

You're from Antarticia 😑. That is the biggest lie I've heard all day long.

That was just some April Fools joke I did on well, April Fools, it's just that he got banned the same day and it wasn't a joke

Aight next we do north korea

People already do NK as a joke so it's a little pointless imo... maybe if there's another silly country we can do that

You know what time it is? It's Belgiuming time!
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Senko wrote:
TendoZhion wrote:
It seems like it's becoming a trend that we're leaving making topics up to staff. Tell me if I'm wrong.

You're from Antarticia 😑. That is the biggest lie I've heard all day long.

That was just some April Fools joke I did on well, April Fools, it's just that he got banned the same day and it wasn't a joke

Aight next we do north korea
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croassung wrote:
croassung wrote:
You've been invited to Magnificent Marigold's Magical Macademy "M littra magica est". Before you can begin your first lesson, you'll be sorted onto one of the 4 houses by the sorting hat. When you put on the hat, you hear a voice.

"Ah, you're an interesting one!" says the sorting hat. "Every year i choose 1 student for a special challenge, and I choose you. the Magical Macademy had 8 founders who 2 of each have established 1 of the houses. Only I know which founded which. But there's a long-lost fifth house that contained many great artifacts. If you can tell me who founded each of the 4 houses, i'll let you sort yourself into any of the 4 houses you want. But if you can tell me the name of the fifth house, i'll let you sort into that house and you get to keep what's in it."

"The 2 founders of each house wore hats with different colors and symbols. No founder started for than 1 house. From Funflame and Imaginez, one founded the Gianteye house and the other founded the Longmous house. From Miraculo and Rimbleby, one founded the Longmous house and the other founded the Meramaid house. and Septimus didn't found Vidopnir."

"The 4 houses are Gianteye, Meramaid, Longmous, and Vidopnir. The 8 founders are Deepmire (Blue Stars), Funflame (Red Swirls), Hypnotum (Red Stars), Imaginez (Yellow Moons), Miraculo (Red Moons), Rimbleby (Blue Moons), Septimus (Yellow Stars), and Tremenda (Blue Swirls)"

Who founded what?
What is the name of the secret house?

Riddles by Dan Katz & Alex Rosenthal

The secret house is Minotaur. Bro this is too easy I wonder why...maybe because I didnt watch the video and guessed randomly

ok but like
actually use your brain

Alright let me use my brain to search for the answer on YouTube8)
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croassung wrote:
You've been invited to Magnificent Marigold's Magical Macademy "M littra magica est". Before you can begin your first lesson, you'll be sorted onto one of the 4 houses by the sorting hat. When you put on the hat, you hear a voice.

"Ah, you're an interesting one!" says the sorting hat. "Every year i choose 1 student for a special challenge, and I choose you. the Magical Macademy had 8 founders who 2 of each have established 1 of the houses. Only I know which founded which. But there's a long-lost fifth house that contained many great artifacts. If you can tell me who founded each of the 4 houses, i'll let you sort yourself into any of the 4 houses you want. But if you can tell me the name of the fifth house, i'll let you sort into that house and you get to keep what's in it."

"The 2 founders of each house wore hats with different colors and symbols. No founder started for than 1 house. From Funflame and Imaginez, one founded the Gianteye house and the other founded the Longmous house. From Miraculo and Rimbleby, one founded the Longmous house and the other founded the Meramaid house. and Septimus didn't found Vidopnir."

"The 4 houses are Gianteye, Meramaid, Longmous, and Vidopnir. The 8 founders are Deepmire (Blue Stars), Funflame (Red Swirls), Hypnotum (Red Stars), Imaginez (Yellow Moons), Miraculo (Red Moons), Rimbleby (Blue Moons), Septimus (Yellow Stars), and Tremenda (Blue Swirls)"

Who founded what?
What is the name of the secret house?

Riddles by Dan Katz & Alex Rosenthal

The secret house is Minotaur. Bro this is too easy I wonder why...maybe because I didnt watch the video and guessed randomly
koopa1
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My classmates: *casually pushing each other to see who's stronger*
Me: Yo can you push me I wanna try
Classmate: Ok, *pushes ass up*
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Invu wrote:
Tbh I feel like I would give Chilli a second chance but I really don't trust him anymore seeing that he technically "bullied" me and annoyed me with his message and Pipe Valley comments so...

1. How is that bullying ? Bullying is a serious subject so it's kind of weird that you are just using that word because someone just made stupid comments about your track
2. He is getting unbanned soon. He has had his dumbass moments but I don't see the point of holding a grudge after 3 fucking months. I believe the ban was a bit long but it helped him change and truly reflect on how silly what he did was. He isn't a bad person deep down, he's just very immature.  

Anyways with the new mods we won't struggle with him if he becomes insuferable in the future again, because he is at the edge of the permaban, and the new mods act faster than the older ones so...

I didn't know what word to use to describe what Chilli said so dont ask
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croassung wrote:
Your agent is about to enter a room with 4 other people, and you're on the lookout for 12 assassins, each having a playing card corresponding to their role. You receive news about how the assassins operate:

Victims are invited to a room with at least 1 of the assassins to play a game. Each player receives 2 playing cards from the deck in secret. Then 3 cards from the deck are placed on the table. Each assassin then swaps 1 of their cards with their card. One of the 3 cards on the table are revealed to the players. After betting, they play their role card showing that they're ready. When the last card is revealed, the assassins will take-out the others.

You send out a drone that looks like a flea onto the room to inspect the cards each player has:
Agent: ♦King ♣King
Player 1: ♠Queen ♦Jack
Player 2: ♥King ♦King
Player 3: ♣Queen ♥Queen
Player 4: ♠King ♦Queen

Before the drone could fully inspect the 3 cards on the table, someone swats the drone. The drone was able to send some of the information though:
-Somewhere to the right of a king there's one or two queens.
-Somewhere to the left of a queen there's one or two queens.
-Somewhere to the left of a heart there's one or two spades.
-Somewhere to the right of a spade there's one or two spades.

At least One of the players, not including your agent, is a victim

Who are the assassins?

Player 1,3,4 and the agent
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Tbh I feel like I would give Chilli a second chance but I really don't trust him anymore seeing that he technically "bullied" me and annoyed me with his message and Pipe Valley comments so...

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