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What does bpp mean ? 💀

I mean, biological or not, I still don't see the link with communism...

imo, I think it’s communist

Meme of the Day : Enough is enough
Meme of the Day
Do you know Meme of the Day ? I'd be surprised if you told me you didn't, it's pretty popular actually... and not in necessarily a good sense now. Let's begin with the beginning, back in 2020.
*insert cute and light pop intro with sparkling water with sunshine reflects*
2020 : Unperfect but a good concept
I'd be lying if I said I was into memes anyways. I strongly evolved on it since... summer 2022 I think. However, the concept is fun, it's simply putting funny memes on the topic, laughing about it and call it a day. First can we think about how during the "nitpick era" (yes Pianta we left it, sorry, I didn't dare to wake you up when it changed.) this topic would never have been accepted? People would call it useless, and since the nitpick era took place around the end of 2022 (the MAIN nitpicking started here), the topic would have blown up with terrible memes. So this topic can be glad to be born in 2020, in a chillax and fun ambiance. Now I'm not saying every single meme was funny. I'm saying people were slow on it. Of course the issues were there. But they weren't too bad at the time, and I didn't care a bit about memes at that time so... (spoiler : I still don't)
People making their own memes
Yes, because before, people used to just copy-paste memes from meme websites, which was kind of unoriginal, but it would have prevented the topic from getting a downslide that we will get to later on. However, the idea was good, people making their own memes, you think the topic would be more original if people did. It started that way, however we can't lie to ourselves and say it kept on going that way later on. Let's be honest. It's terrible now.
The Bluey scandal
So yeah. A scandal. Yup. Oh my god... when I remember what happened back in February... I swear. Anyways. The Bluey scandal. It all started simply, Bluey making unfunny memes. Making more, more, more, more, more, and more. It was terrible. I mean, it was just unfunny memes, but that added to the whines of people not liking it and not being able to unfilled the topic, and to the fact Bluey ignored and dodged the debates... Anyways. Yes. People were going mad at him and reporting him. But at the same time, unfollowing the topic would have costed nothing... Anyways. Bluey barely did anything to defend himself, and when he did, he did the silliest things possible, renaming himself to "Bluey the funny man" (yes because modesty was clearly not killing him 💀) dodging every debate and act as if we said nothing, or facepalm everything that went against him. I think that's about where I myself unfollowed the topic (I followed it after its peak, and I can't recall when it is 💀). Anyways, the situation was getting annoying, until Bluey deleted his account after a one week ban given by Max. But man, it wasn't done. It wasn't anywhere near done... we were still far away.
KirbyBoy and the blow-up
So sure, Bluey already filled the topic but also made it unbearable for almost everyone. Now it was ignoring KirbyBoy,  who came later. To give you a number, Meme of the Day currently has 210 pages, which is, if I'm not wrong, the topic with the most pages on MKPC. 210 pages might seem like too much for 2 years and 7 months only. Well...
25 pages, a.k.a. 11,9% of the total countenance of the topic, happened in April only (and April isn't even fully done 💀 I'm crying rn) that's enormous and anormal, that kind of reminds me of guess the course 2, a game made by Yascamer that also unreasonably blew up in the affair of WEEKS... anyways. And let's not lie to ourselves and pretend d that it was all funny and all relevant. I can make it quick and simple. One sentence. KirbyBoy made unfunny memes and people begged him to stop. Using the "not funny didn't laugh." I mean, using it once is okay, but by repeating the same thing over and over again like a broken disk, you just look as dumb. And anyways, KirbyBoy is gonna say "nO iT's FuNny !" Nah. That's just very annoying. And guess what. The topic got locked by Max !
But am I complaining ?
Climax
I'mma clarify what I said. It started off funnily, reached a peak and became both funny and original. But then, a downslide occurred, the topic becoming absolutely terrible. The topic deserved 100% to be locked. And it could even stay that way for all that I could care. It, actually should. Isn't 210 pages enough ? Just let the concept breathe. Two or three weeks should be convenient. One week isn't gonna be magic. And you know what I mean by that. And also, why am I saying that.

Mario Kart content because I know that's what you want and I'm a fanservice writer
Hello everyone, welcome to a script about Mario Kart (finally ! 😄) Today we are gonna talk about the GBA remakes and how they made meh tracks some of the best in the whole series.
Ideas for potential GBA remakes
Unleashing the potential
- I think most of the Mario Kart fanbase can agree on the fact that 8DX's renditions of the GBA tracks are incredible. They literally unleash the true potential of the originals. These tracks were extremely limited since they were basically in 2D and didn't change much during the whole track in terms of visuals. However ! Nintendo didn't waste this opportunity, and decided to redo the tracks. And in 8, they're amazing. Mario Circuit, Cheese Land, Ribbon Road, they all look really good. They're almost unrecognizable, due to the antigraity, the new features, the new shortcuts...
But wait, it doesn't stop there !
The DLC is made from fanservice
- Why wouldn't we mention the fanservice that has been happening in the DLC ? We've reached a point where the scheme is predictable. There is gonna be at least 2 Tour city tracks, 1 modern track that we've never seen before, or a Tour nitro that isn't a city track, a DS remake, a Wii fan favorite and a GBA overhaul. For this one let's focus on the GBA overhauls then. It all started in Wave 1 with Sky Garden, a track that caused a lot of controversy, and we will get back to that later. In the Wave 2, we've got Snow Land, which honestly showed us Nintendo was still able to overhaul the tracks. In Wave 3, we've got Boo Lake, which showed us Nintendo can keep up the good work, and in Wave 4, we've got Riverside Park which showed us we can be on par with the base game's visuals.
And let's get back to Sky Garden before talking about those tracks.
Sky Garden, the shame of the family ?
- Sky Garden was originally the 10th track of the game, at the perfect mid point through the game. Considering this factor, it's not as hard as the latest tracks which can be really tricky, but don't get fooled thinking this is Peach Circuit floating, because this isn't. This is a track with a lot of shortcuts and sharp turns. The scenery is in the sky, on a cloudy road. Pretty creative, right ? Well, fans loved this track a lot. It actually got a lot of appreciation, notably from me, since this was one of my favorite tracks when I first discovered the game. But the remake really made some fans mad. And... pretty justified if you ask me. So basically, a person got interviewed when the Wave 1 of the DlC was about to launch. They were talking about remaking tracks so they can adapt to today's style while staying faithful to the original. Well... not really ! A lot of turns were absolutely butchered for no reason. The track was short, easy and simple. So sure, it looked way better than the Tour version,
which is literally terrible. It looks a tad more natural and detailed. And while there's some shortcuts, the charm got lost, the turns got butchered, the theming wasn't quite explored as far as it could have been done, so fans were mad.
Snow Land, the salvation
- On July 27th, they did announce the Wave 2 coming. I was super sick and had the Covid at that time so... anyways. Snow Land got me really excited. The track looked really good, it was a fair overhaul, and it met my expectations actually. So, it's not quite the overhaul Riverside Park got, but it's still very good. The track used dimensions to its advantage. So the track had depth now and looks like a stroll around a small, icy place somewhere... there is also some snowy pine trees at some point, and a lot of incredible shortcuts, which made the fans kinda happy. This track was not quite magnificent, but it was still really good and set the standards for later.
Boo Lake, nobody's booing
- What a shitty pun... anyways! Boo Lake was the GBA overhaul we've got in Wave 3. And boy, it was magnificent this time. You see, Boo Lake was a tad bit more original than Snow Land (13th track btw, based on a wider and longer Vanilla Lake but without much lakes). It was the 6th track of the game, so it's pretty early. The track was supposed to be a bridge over some spooky lake and you could see a mansion and it's muddy gardens in the background. Well, Boo Lake's remake was amazing. Everything we lacked was a bit of adventure and water. Since either way that was just gonna be another Ghost Valley or Banshee Boardwalk. The lake had to be seen, and with the modern mechanics it was actually possible. Well, there is an antigravity section with ramp, a shortcut, and it's underwater ! So the track feels spookier and more realistic now. The water also looks really beautiful here. So this track showed us how far Nintendo can go. But there's still one left...  
Riverside Park, base game track who got lost in the haze of its own background
- Yes. Riverside Park has some haze in the background that I contemplated for 5 minutes. Whatever. This track looked stunning. The teaser for this arrived in January but it was for Mario Kart Tour. However, that meant there could be a high chance of it appearing in the BCP ! And it did. But, even better than we thought. Bye the plasticky visuals. The teaser shocked me and I was literally choking. The textures were actually complex, especially the rocks. The sections were like in MKT but they looked way better and that's what matters. It was kinda good but boring before ; now there is a bridge, some mud, and even a cavern where we needed it most ! It feels like a journey through the jungle now. Also, let's talk about the new enemy this track introduced, and it's the Ptooies ! Those Piranhas are circulating through the track, walking. At some point they'll jump off the waterfall. You can think they committed suicide. But no ! They will follow the current and reappear at some point around the bridge. Pretty clever right ? This track missed nothing in what it had to do. Amazing.
And now, the ideas...
- Yes, I wanna be creative! Since it's already late, I will be simple and short, but still give some ideas if any of those tracks experienced a modern glowup.
Peach Circuit : Of course, there has to be a turn in the actual castle. It seems pretty logical lol. The rest of the track would look like Royal Raceway though. It's also likely that this track becomes a natural valley with many dirt paths and rivers, until you reach the castle. It can also be done on the castle grounds. Yeah there's some options here.
Shy Guy Beach : If anything, the center would become an actual island. There would be many shortcuts, a forest part just like in Cheep Cheep Beach. On lap 3 the boat can come closer so the players can go on it and it would look line Airship Fortress and Cheep Cheep Beach at the same time.
Bowser Castle 1 : Probably a retro themed castle. At the end of the jumping section, there would be a pixelated Bowser statue to avoid, that spits fire like in SMB1, and an axe to make a shortcut appear out of the lava.
Bowser Castle 2 : Now this one would turn into numerous ships that are roaming through the lava. On the jumping sections, you would enter the actual ships, and the interior would be the same but with many traps where the lava holes are supposed to be. You'd also get to drive on the top of a ship that is sinking everytime someone starts to drive on it.
Luigi Circuit : This would definitively get an airport section. The overall weather could change and get sunnier as the track progresses. It would get a U turn high up in the sky after the glider section, and that's about it.
Sunset Wilds : So for this track I don't have much ideas. Maybe a campsite would be better, with more lights when the night falls etc. There could also be a cavern section where there is normally, the mud,
and that should be it.
Yoshi Desert : So this one has already been done by many fans. Where you can see a pyramid, make it a 3D pyramid and a ruin section. The oasis section should be like in Dry Dry Desert MK8 versions, and there may be a village around the first oasis before the pyramid (the central U-turn)
Bowser Castle 3 : I don't really have much ideas for this lol, keep it blue, maybe make the flames blue and if we're gonna add more blue then we can add Magikoopa and his job would be to make bricks
And sadly I don't have any ideas for the last cup... but anyways, goodbye

Understandable, there's the BTS Sky Train there 💀

I had an idea to make an interactive case in the Case Maker using MKPC users as the characters. like we do in the courtroom cases, but playable!

I'll need:
A Victim
A Judge
A Defense Attorney (AKA the player character)
The Defense Counsel (Optional)
A Prosecutor
A few Witnesses
Some extra Characters (Won't appear in court, but can be talked to in investigations)

Also, some motivation would be helpful (I don't want this to get cancelled)

If you want to join, show me a drawing/png of what I should base the charcter off, then I'll draw it in Pixilart

[Insert Other Information that I may have forgotten Here]

Used my track https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=108068

I have an Airship Fortress!
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=90736

Dammit so am I (mine with be better)