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MKPC Revival: Episode 6

Max: LELY!!!
Lely: M-max?
Max: Yes, it’s me. It is so good to see you again
Lely: Y-you too. W-Would it be ok if I get some rest?
Max: Of course. I’ll wait outside for you
Lely: T-thanks. We can have a proper reunion later
Max: Ok

Kraze: Is there a way we can speed with thing up?
Toady: I wish there was, since I would like to speed at them so fast that we crash
Luq: I don’t think wanting to crash is a good thing…
Kraze: K. Anyway, it seems like there is an arena in the clouds
Luq: And Nudge seems to be on it
Toady: And he seems to be fighting someone else
Kraze: Wait, I think that is someone from my killing game
*Before he could get a closer look, Nudge finished him off, making him vanish*
Kraze: Oh come on. Of course someone I’m on a mission to find immediately dies the moment I find them
*Meanwhile, on the top of the inverted pyramid*
Kris: Why have we stopped?
Master: Because that arena is in the way
Kris: Also, what do you want from me in the first place?
Master: Well, I kind of need you and your people for my chocolate lake
Kris: Is that, seriously it…
*Back to the arena*
Nudge: Oh would you look at that, they have arrived to try and stop me
Kraze: What do you mean by try?
Nudge: So you think you can beat me?
Luq: We don’t think, we will
*At this point, the battle began. Nudge went for the first attack, and struck Toady in the neck with his claws. Luq quickly returned with a powerful fist attack, which was followed up by Kraze charging into Nudge at max speed, which was enough to knock him out*
Kraze: That was an easy fight…
Luq: But it would appear Toady got a cut in the neck
Toady: AAAAAAAHH!!! I’M GONNA DIE!!!
*At this moment, the inverted pyramid crashed through the arena, and it started to crack*
Toady: AAAAAAAHH!!! I’M GONNA THROW A PORTAL AND HOPE MAX USES ONE!!!
*As he used it, Max and Lely came out from the other side, collected Nudge, then left*
Toady: THEY JUST IGNORED US!?!?!?
*At this moment, the portal fell through a crack, but as Kraze tried jumping through, the crack caught his shoes and he feel down, losing his super speed. Luq raj and picked up toady, before the two of them also fell through a crack*

Max: Time to put nudge into the healer
Lely: It looks like he is going to get shocked…
Max: Pain is required for the person going through the process
Lely: But… I don’t want to hurt him
Max: Don’t worry, we can set it to low charge, all that means is that it will take longer, and he isn’t in a dire situation like you were, so I guess we can do that
Lely: Sounds good, since it won’t hurt him
*They proceeded to put him in, then waited*

Welcome to Beheading, As we are joined by Max-Bros, we kill people. This is known as: Lely-Heading. How to do this:
1. Kill Lely
(THIS WAS A JOKE PLEASE DON'T BAN ME!!!)

No but seriously I'm literally crying because I forgot to put a number at midnight on a Discord server, I'M CRYING FOR A STUPID THING

Just removed the bad part of the message. We only need positivity (small exception of murder)

Shortest ban ever?

MKPC Revival: Episode 3

Max: Now that we’ve made it to this desert, where should we go now?
Toady: Let’s go to the town and ask for information on this place
Nudge: You can do that. I have somewhere else to go, so bye
Luq: Hurry up. We don’t want to be around a killer like you
Nudge: Ok. But one question, why do you only care about Tyshawn’s death, and not any of the deaths during the killing game?
Luq: During the killing game, we were pressured to do it. But here, there is NO excuse
Nudge: Anyway, I’ll get going now
Max: Anyway, to the town

???: have you heard that the inverted pyramid is being invaded
???: yes. it’s all over the news dispute only starting an hour ago
Max: What’s going on?
???: Basically, the inverted pyramid over there has started levitating and seems like it is being used for some sort of travel
Toady: I’m gonna assume it’s being used by the dark spirits
???: Dark spirits?
Luq: Basiaccly, 16 unlucky people were invited to a killing game at peaches castle. There were 6 killers, 6 victims, and 4 survivors. The killers got turned into dark spirits, and the victims became light spirits, however, the victims and the killers are at war for no reason
???: So there were multiple killing game groups?
Max: Huh?
???: I suppose I should introduce myself. My name is Kay
Toady: Ok, now what was that thing about another killing game?
Kay: You see, I was put into the exact same situation as you lot, however, the round 2 didn’t go very well. It is said that there are a few survivors, but I haven’t found any of them yet
Max: I feel sorry for you… We are right now in the process of trying to revive our friends, but I will also try to help you re-unite with the missing survivors
Kay: Thanks. I will also join you, but sorry if I get in the way
Max: Trust me, you won’t get in our way. Any form of help for success in our mission is helpful
Kay: So, what’s the plan at the moment?
Toady: Right now we are searching for spirits in the desert
Kay: The only sprite I’ve seen are the ones on the pyramid, however I will quickly double check just in case
Luq: I’ll go after the ones on the pyramid. You two can stay here[/colod]
[color=teal]Max: Ok
Kay: K, I’m back, and I only saw spirits on the pyramid
Toady: That was quick
Kay: That’s due to my special item. It allows me to run around super quick, since I’m the ultimate speed runner
Max: Nice. That skill will come to be quite handy in finding your friends and the spirits
Kay: Thanks. Now, where now?
Max: There seems to be a giant rock structure in the distance. Let’s head over there
Kay: K but how?
Toady: Using his mech suit that got overcharged with electricity
Max: Don’t worry, it works now
Kay: K, but how does this work?
Toady: Could you please find a better word to start most of your sentences other than your name?
Kay: K
Toady: We can’t just turn this into a comedy show…
Max: Anyway. Kay, get into my back. Don’t worry, you will be able to strap yourself in, since we aren’t in a rush
Kay: K, got it
Max: Toady, you can get strapped in infront
Toady: Cool. Also, why does it feel like I’m going to die?
Kay: Domt worry, you have that giant mushroom on your head to prevent you from slipping out
Toady: Yes but, don’t tell anyone, it’s just a hat
Max: So your not a real toad…

MKPC Revival: Episode 2

Max: Kris!
Kris: HELP!!!
Max: Luq, get onto the back on my me h suit. Toady, I’ll just hol-
Toady: Weeeeeeeeeeee
Max: Or just bounce on ahead… Anyway, LETS GO!!!
Master: SSOORRRRYY!!! Kris is ours. I need him for a choco lake at our base
Luq: So we aren’t the only ones with a base
Master: NNNNNOOOOOPPPPPEEEEE!!! We all have a base
Kris: HELP ME FROM THIS INSANE PERSON!!!
Max: We are trying!
Luq: It looks like we need to move up to avoid crashing into that mountain
Toady: Weeeeeeeeeeeee
*As he said that, he bounced into Master, and fell directly onto Max, causing an electricity overflow, shutting down the suit*
Max: BRACE YOURSELF!!!
Luq: He need to head after them
Max: But how? I can’t use my mech suit due to the electricity overflow, which let me say burns quite a bit
Toady: I’ll bounce over to him, and use one of my portals over there. Oh yeah, and I will leave this portal here. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
Max: So it’s just us two now
Luq: So we just have to wait…
Tyshawn: Please could you play with me? I have nothing else to do now that I’ve dealt with Nudge, so I hope you say yes
Max: Nudge is here?
Luq: Where is he?
Tyshawn: He is just up there
Max: It looks like there is quite an open space up there
Tyshawn: Not when he’s playing with the Chain Chomps
Nudge: AAAAAHH!!!
Luq: He sounds terrified. What exactly is going on there
Tyshawn: All I did is let him play with them. Have no idea why he is terrified
Max: Now that we are looking at it, it doesn’t look scary at all…
Nudge: IT MAY NOT BE SCARY FOR YOU, BUT DIFFERENT PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT FEARS!!!
Luq: So you’re scared of dogs…
Nudge: NO, IM NOT… OF COURSE I FUCKING AM!!!
Tyshawn: No idea how he is scared of dogs, but it makes him quite easy to deal with. Let’s just ignore him and climb to the top of the cliff
Max: I’m not just gonna leave him!
Luq: Max, I don’t think you really can help him from that situation
Max: NO! I’m going to help him!
Tyshawn: Are you suggesting saving a villain?
Max: He isn’t a villain. He has been brainwashed into starting a war with your group, and so are you and the other light spirits
Tyshawn: Are you considering ME the villain. I think I’ll just play Luq and leave you out
Max: Go ahead, because I care about my friends
Luq: I’ll stay back to stop Tyshawn from sabotaging you
Tyshawn: Yay. Let’s go play at the top of the cliff
Max: That was a quick mood change…
Nudge: YOU WANNA HURRY UP AND HELP ME!?!?!?
Max: sorry for getting distracted. Anyway, you should be able to escape now that I’m holding this chain chomp
Nudge: Thank you. NOW JUST DONT LET GO!!!
*As, said that, Max lost grip and let go, but Nydge barely dodged in time*
Nudge: I JUST SAID DONT LET GO!!!Anyway, I’m gonna catch some breath quickly
Max: You do that

Tyshawn: So, what would you like to play?
Luq: How about catch
Tyshawn: Ok. I’ll get out my basic ball
Luq: Basic ball?
Tyshawn: Yeah. I have loads of different balls as my special item
Luq: Ah, so if you needed a poisonous ball, you could
Tyshawn: Yeah, but every time I try throwing one at Nudge, he dodges it. I hope I manage to hit him at some point
Luq: I don’t think murder is the right strategy…

Nudge: Anyway, time for the thing I came here for: that T-Rex
Max: Why do you want a T-Rex?
Nudge: Because I have an item which can change the size of anything
Max: Why didn’t you use it om the chain chomps?
Nudge:Because I was too terrified!
Max: Ok, but how do you plan on using it on the T-Rex?
Nudge: So I can shrink and grow it whenever I like, and when it is small, I can carry it around, granting me a portable T-Rex
Max: The fact that you thought of this is both unsurprising, but also a bit startling…
Nudge: Anyway, it’s time to get on it. Max, you wanna join?
Max: I think I’ll just stick to the side

Luq: You seem to be quite good at this
Tyshawn: Thanks. I’m quite experienced with children’s games, so finding someone who can beat me at this is quite rare, but you’ve managed it a cou-
*CRASH*
Luq: What was that?!
Nudge: Tyshawn, did you really think your plan would work? Because unfortunately for you, but the only thing that will succeed for you is the end of you life
Tyshawn: Aaahhh!!! Leave me alone!
*After that, the T-Rex lunged in for an attack, and mauled Tyshawn*
Luq: You… horrible being! That death was permanent, you know!
Max: What! If I had known you would have done that, I wouldn’t have saved you
Nudge: One of us we’re gonna die anyway, so it might as well have just been me
Max: You sacrafised yourself to end the killing game, so that people could be revived, but you kill someone anyway?
Nudge: Don’t worry, I’m only killing those pesky light spirits.You and the other dark’s are fine
Toady: Hi, I’m back
Nudge: Hi back
Toady: Hey Nudge… why do you have a dinosaur?
Nudge: Because I can shrink it. See?
Toady: That’s so cool
Luq: Anyway, let’s go. Let’s leave this monster who used his T-Rex to kill for no reason
Toady: Ok. To the desert
*They all ran down to the portal. Max jumped in first, then Luq, then Toady, but as it was closing, Nudge also jumped in with him tiny T-Rex*

MKPC Revival: Episode 1

Max: So, now that the killing game is over, where now?
Kris: Up the elevator, I guess
*When they got to the top of the elevator, they noticed they were in a competition different area*
Luq: Where are we?
Toady: In a dark place full of hats
???: Ah. Hello there. Would you be the survivors of the killing game?
Max: Yes but, who are you?
???: Bitch, I’m Ralsei’s ghost
Luq: So you became a hat when you died…
???: No. I never said anything about being Ralsei
Kris: Was it you, Toady?
Toady: No, it was that hat over there
Kris: No, it was you
Toady: Good job
???: Anyway, who I am doesn’t matter. What does matter, is that your base will be at the top of the tower
Luq: Our base?
???: Yes. The survivor’s base is on top of that giant hat
Max: One last question? Why is there a giant hat, and why are all of you hats?
???: because, this place is named Cap Kingdom
Max: Anyway, we should get going. We need to save our friends
Luq: Agreed

Kris: So this is what the tower is like…
Max: This is going to be fun to climb up…
Toady: This is fun and easy
Luq: I don’t think bouncing off your mushroom will do you any good…
Kris: Let’s just leave him to bounce around like a maniac
Max: Anyway, we have to climb up this…
*1 hour later*
Toady: Hey, what took you guys so long?
Luq: The fact that we had to climb normally
Toady: Anyway, we should almost be there

Kris: Ao this is the view from the top of the tower… kind of I settling
Max: Well, I guess we just need to go up that ladder, or the ra-
Toady: Weeeeeeeeeee
Max: Or just bounce up…
Luq: I’ll take the ladder. You 2 can take the ramp
Kris: Ok
Max: Anyway, do you have any idea on how to save our friends?
Kris: I guess we just have to find them. However, we should never give up, no matter the scenario, since friendship is what it is all about
Max: Agreed. Anyway, what is the special stuff that’s up here?
Luq: It seems to be a special item  for each of us. Mine looks like a pair of super strength gloves
Kris: Mine is a wand that says ‘Army Summoner’
Toady: Seems like we have perfect things for our talents. Mine is a portable pair of portals
Max: And mine is a snorlax mech… Seems kind of underwhelming compared to all of yours
Toady: Yes but it could have a missile launcher, or engines to propel yourself
Max: There is only one way to find out
*Max got into the Mech, and found out everything Toady said was true*
Max: Woah. So I do get special abilities with this mech
*out of nowhere, and electronic web caught Kris, and started flying way, revealing the dark spirit of Master*

Episode 17: Killing Game Finale

Max: N-nudge… he and Lely sacralised themselves for us, so we best make use of it
Ralsei: What did that final thing he said mean?
Luq: Probably means you’re gonna die next
Ralsei: HA! No way I’m going to die
???: convince yourself that all you like
Toady: Who is this mysterious voice?
???: Oh. Did you not remember me. Well, I suppose that makes sense, since I am simply making use of his body
Kris: Who’s there?
???: Oh. I’m not revealing myself until I get bored or you figure me out
Max: Who are you?
???: The mastermind
Luq: So YOU’RE the one responsible for this
???: Yep. I took over someone’s body, and your goal is to figure out who I am. If you fail, then I will have to execute ALL of you, well except Ralsei
Ralsei: Ok. Well I’m that case, I don’t feel like helping
Kris: Why does Ralsei get no punishment?
???: because he got away with murder , so while he did get caught, he doesn’t get a punishment. Don’t worry, because if you do get it, he will face execution by himself
Ralsei: I definitely don’t want to reveal your identity now
Luq: Ralsei, this world doesn’t revolve around you. Living life like only you matter isn’t going to help you
Ralsei: I don’t care. As long as I live, I’m happy
???: by the way, you only have 1 minute
Max: I don’t think it can be any of the executions, since all the bodies were crushed
Luq: And so was Gamerlion
Toady: Both Lely and Parakoopa involved explosions
Kris: Toad had his head ripped off
Ralsei: And that leaves the stabbed bitches
Max: Didn’t think you would actually help
Ralsei: Wait, ou think I’m helping?
Max: Saying they were stabbed is helping…
???: 30 seconds left
Ralsei: See?
Luq: I don’t think even in a new form, they would be able to survive the stab
Toady: And Lely wouldn’t have enough time to come here
Kris: So that leaves Toad and Parakoopa
Luq: Parakoopa had a severe explosion, but could survive when his his body was taken over
???: 10 seconds left
Max: But don’t koopas need their shell in order to walk normally?
Toady: Yeah. There is no way he could have made it to the bottom of Tick Tock Clock in that form
Everyone: So that means you are Toad
Ralsei: SHIT!!!
Toad: Yep. I am the mastermind. I took over Toad’s actual self along time ago, but he was able to fight me off, but at that point, it was too late. Since the killing game has already been hosted
Max: But why was any of this necessary in the first place?
Toad: To set up teams for round 2
Toady: Teams?
Toad: Yep. There are 3 teams: Victims, Culprits, Survivors. The Victims and the Culprits are at war with eachother. Your goal is to stop this war
Kris: But aren’t they dead?
Ralsei: Did you fucking forget what Nudge said to you?
Kris: Oh yeah. About how I will get to see Lemon again
Max: That means, another chance to see Lely
Ralsei: Yeah Yeah. Have fun bragging about how you get to see your friends like little bitches
Luq: What’s the problem? You do t have any?
Ralsei: No. It’s about how I’m about to be executed
Toad: This is your punishment for killing Lemon. For the last time, It’s Punishment Time!
*Ralsei then got trapped inside a room. Then, Toad got into a cage as it started heading towards Ralsei. Ralsei did whatever he could to stop the cage, and eventually it stop, until suddenly gaining a huge burst of speed, crushing Ralsei instantly, as Toad vanished*

You might have wanted to live, but your character was willing to scrafise himself. He is a hero.

I didn't know you could report topics even if you're a corpse.

Episode 14 (part 2):Explosion, aftermath

Max: Nudge! Oh no. Someone sabotaged his secret area
Toady: What happened? And how are you here first
Ralsei: Because he killed Nudge
Max: THERE IS NO WAY I KILLED NUDGE!!!
Toady: So, how did you get here first?
Max: I finished searching early, so I came here to attempt to find out what was in his secret room, but then the explosion happened
Kris: What happened?
Luq: It would appear that someone has been blown up
Max: Nudge has
Luq: I suppose we now need to wait for Lely
Max: I’ll go get him
Ralsei: Go ahead. The least that will happen is that he will kill you
Max: HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!
Ralsei: Yes he would
Max: NO HE WOULDN’T!!!
RalseiWhat makes you s-
Luq: Be quiet, Ralsei
Ralsei: Fine…
Max: Anyway, I’ll go get Lely now
Ralsei: Have fun dyi-
Luq: Silence
Toady: Anyway, any ideas on who put the bombs there?
*20 minutes later*
*BANG!!!*
Kris: Another one?
Ralsei: I guess Lely did kill him… or maybe it’s the other way round. Whoever did it, must be responsible for the explosion
Luq: I said, silence about that, didn’t I
Ralsei: Sorry…

*They went up stairs, but on the final floor, they saw shards of metal everywhere*

Kris: Why are there metal shards everywhere?
Luq: No idea. I think we should check the staircase

*As they walked in, they discovered the horrifying sight of a mysterious figure, standing next to the dead body of Lely*

Episode 11 (Part 2): Simulation Clock

MonoBoi: Ding Dong. It is now 7am, so you now have access to paintings again
Max: So, what shall we do today?
Lely: First, I want to look for Nudge
Parakoopa: Why? There is no use. We aren’t going to fin-
Bj: We should still try anyway, just in case
Toady: I agree. We should still look just incase we do find him
Ralsei: I’m not going to look for him. It’s a waste of time. I’m going to use my time for more valuable things
Max: Then I’m going with you
Ralsei: No you aren’t
*As he said that, he took out some poison*
Lely: MAX!!! Leave him alone
Max: Fine!
Lely: Remember what I said. It’s not about being useful, it’s about being part of the group
Max: Fair. I think I’m going to go to my room and try to relax
Lely: Anyway, I’m going to check the basement

Lely: I guess I should start in Leathal Lava Land
Nudge: Hi Lely
Lely: Nudge?
Nudge: Yeah. Look to your left
Lely: There is nothing there…
Nudge: Sorry. I meant right
Lely: I don’t see you there either… WAIT TOADY!!!
Toady: He isn’t here. Sorry
Lely: That wasn’t funny!
Ralsei: Yes it was
Lely: What are you doing here?
Ralsei: I was giving Toady an audience
Toady: Anyway, we should head back now

*10 minutes later*
Luq: So, what now?
Bj: How about we try the simulation out
Parakoopa: That sounds fun

Parakoopa: So this is the simulation
Bj: Yep. Let’s put our VR headset on and start

Lely: So this is a survival game
Luq: Seems like it
MonoBoi: Max has been eliminated
Max: So we have to deal with him during every elimination
Ralsei: How are you out already?
MonoBoi: Ralsei has Ben eliminated
Bj: How are you out already?
Ralsei: Bruh my game glitched
MonoBoi: That is impossible, since this is glitchless
Ralsei: Then how did I lose?
MonoBoi: Because you suck.
Lely has been eliminated
Lely: That was tough. I wonder how much longer they will last
MonoBoi: Bj has been eliminated
Toady has been eliminated
Bj: Damn. A lot of bad luck at one moment
Toady: Go Luq. Go Parakoopa. Go Luq. Go Parakoopa
Ralsei: Who are you even rooting for? Choose one you idiot!
MonoBoi: Luq has been eliminated. Congratulations Parakoopa, here is your reward
*After that, Parakoopa’s headset exploded, smashing his shell, and dropping him dead onto the ground*

Episode 11 (Part 1): The final floor

Lely: W-why did he betray us?
Ralsei: Wasn’t you listening, or have you gone deaf?
Max: Leave Lely alone!
Ralsei: I can do whatever I want, you talentless bitch
Lely: NEVER SAY THAT TO MY BEST FRIENDS!!!
Nudge: I think I’m going to stay behind
MonoBoi: Why? Do you want to spend time with me?
Nudge: I would rather poison myself
Toady: Why do you want to stay behind?
Nudge: None of your business!
Bj: Let’s just lea-
Max: NO! We can’t let him be by himself when he hasn’t identified what is in his secret room
Luq: Max. There is no need for that anymore
Max: Why?
Luq: Because if  it didn’t work last time, then it won’t work again
Max: But, I still need to keep an eye on him
Nudge: No you don’t!
Lely: Max! Leave him
Max: No. I need to do something. I need to show that I’m just a talentless snorlax
*As he said that, Nudge took out poison and drunk it all, collapsing to the ground*
Lely: NUDGE!!!
Parakoopa: Just leave him. There is no way that Nudge would give up that easily. For now, let’s just head back
Lely: I CANT JUST LEAVE HIM!!! He is about to die so I nee-
Bj: Parakoopa is right. We just need to have hope

Lely: Poor Nudge. I hope he is ok
Max: I don’t care if he is or not. He is a big threat, and if he is dead, then we know who killed him
Lely: M-max. What has happened to you. Ever since you learnt your talentless, you have been focusing solely on dealing with threats
Max: I just want to be useful, and prevent any murders from happening
Luq: Remember what I said, about how you should ignore the fact that you are talentless
Max: Yes but I… I just wan-
Ralsei: What is all this bullshit you are spewing?  What do you have against max being useful. Anyway, Toady, Kris, Bj, and Parakoopa shall go investigate the final floor. You 3 can fight it out down here while I help keep it alive
Max: SHUT UP!!! All you do is cause problems. We make an attempt to have piece, and you just have to come at us and say NO!!! We will go investigate the final floor aswell, while you will be staying here by yourself, waiting for your so called ‘friend’ to show up!!!
Ralsei: Nice. I’m in a conflict.
Luq: Attention seeker

Max: Now that we have checked out the new rooms, does anyone have anything to share?
Parakoopa: Tick Tock Clock seems to have a giant simulator at the top. Maybe we should try it out at some point
Bj: Rainbow Ride was filled with random floating things, with the only think notable was a steerable ship
Lely: There was nothing interesting in our room
MonoBoi: Ding Dong. It is now 10:00PM, so paintings are now disabled

Dont forget that Toady should never teach anyone his pranks again