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6102 pts ★ RacerOn 2023-11-26 at 23:23:34
How about No-Life? And we make it Skeleton Mario?
I do not get paid enough to be disrespected like that 😭
Also Max is worse, blud has the time to count which SBOK tracks are left unrated, do stats about how many tracks are dedicated to Mario, Luigi and etc. in Mario Kart (O) and make a map out of every SBOK track. And tbh I think that this year I've finally gotten a real life. Tldr : you don't need 10k to be nolife.
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3On 2023-11-26 at 16:13:15
Je le sais, tu le sais, on le sait tous :
Ce mec va passer la barre des 10000 messages dans le forum.
Comme ça sera un exploit je trouve, il faudrait bien mettre un nouveau grade pour les + de 10000 posts (étant donné que le plus haut grade actuel est "Roi Mario" pour >2500 posts).
Comme ils l'ont fait pour les points course avec le grade Superstar pour >100000 pts.
En sah, jsp comment il a fait pour accumuler plus de 9500 messages dans le forum, faudrait pas dormir
Donc pour le grade, vous proposez quoi ?
Ma proposition :
Ce mec va passer la barre des 10000 messages dans le forum.
Comme ça sera un exploit je trouve, il faudrait bien mettre un nouveau grade pour les + de 10000 posts (étant donné que le plus haut grade actuel est "Roi Mario" pour >2500 posts).
Comme ils l'ont fait pour les points course avec le grade Superstar pour >100000 pts.
En sah, jsp comment il a fait pour accumuler plus de 9500 messages dans le forum, faudrait pas dormir
Donc pour le grade, vous proposez quoi ?
Ma proposition :
Mom wake up I'm famous
5Share your experience in the country you live in
On 2023-11-02 at 11:39:48
I don't know I just know that there are always some kids to tell me to make them toys, or to cook them my dogs, but I don't give a fuck, I'm used to it
Ya know what I'd do? Tell 'em to shove that bullshit up their own asses, nobody deserves to be discriminated against.
Nah because that would be giving them some of my personal time, and I don't have enough of that, so no thank you
1On 2023-11-02 at 11:34:16
I don't know I just know that there are always some kids to tell me to make them toys, or to cook them my dogs, but I don't give a fuck, I'm used to it
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1[Fanfic] Alien Invasion 2: World Chaos
On 2023-09-15 at 22:39:47
Also I have a strong gut feeling that this fanfic is going to turn into an excuse to bully me and Max, so I'd like to speak to the manager 💅💅
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1On 2023-09-15 at 17:18:42
How about we kill the fucking traitor now and sell his corpse on the butchery market ? 😈
2On 2023-08-27 at 12:17:10
The second option is much better imo, the first option is not that bad but we need a little bit of suspense instead of a pretty early fight. I am not a fan of the bad ending, I think it's going to be less epic tbh.
2On 2023-08-24 at 01:08:14
I thought the traiter was going to be me for some random reason but, except if I was able to master cloning I don't think that would be possible.
On 2023-07-01 at 11:17:03
Episode 4: A Miracle
By the time it was dawn, the gang woke up to find Nudge, Dark, and Max missing.
Lely: Um, where’s Nudge, Dark, and Max?
Noob: Nah way, did they go for some morning stroll again?
Osc: THAT’S CRAZY1!!1!1!11!
Lely: Max, no…
Kirbo: I swear to sugma balls, if you cry-
Lely: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Just then, Nudge and Dark went in the cave, looking like they lost a fight against a wrestler.
Dark: H-h-hi guys.
Popplio: What happened to you guys…
Nudge: We got attacked by two grizzly bears, a wild rhino, a rogue Yoshi, and so much more bullshit.
Fiery: Um…okay? Where’s Max.
Dark: Well…I don’t want to say it because of Lely…
Lely: TELL ME OR ELSE.
Nudge: So…we escaping this forest or-
Lely: WHERE’S MAX?
Dark: Okay seriously, how will we get out?
Then…the unthinkable happened. Lely pounced on Dark and Nudge, and grabbed them by the neck.
ER Mac: Is that what normally happens?
Dietsoda: No, this mayfly got sudden strength to do that.
Osc: You see ER Mac, Lely is usual nicer and weak. Now he just showed his muscle mode.
Dark: I-I-I can’t breathe.
Nudge: HELP ME. I DON’T USUAL SAY THIS BUT I SERIOUSLY NEED HELP.
Lely: WHERE IS MAX?
Dark: We were captured. We had to play blackjack, Nudge and I survived, Max will be killed today on 5pm by an electric chair since he lost.
Lely: What…
Lely let Dark and Nudge down. He stared in the distance in disbelief.
IlluZhion: Was that even you, Lely?
Ssg: Nope, she’s gone rogue.
Kirbo: He’s just high on drugs.
Lely: Guys, we must save Max.
Toad: And if we let Max die?
Lely: I’m killing you, Max is my best friend.
Nudge: I thought you didn’t have any.
Noob: Nudge, now’s not the time to provoke him.
StarSplizz: Sure I guess?
Fiery: Honestly, I just wanna do it so I don’t get turned into mushroom soup.
Lely: Great, let’s go! Dark, Nudge, lead the way!
Kid: Fuck this bullshit.
And so they walked, and walked, and walked…
Master8: I can’t feel my legs. I’m gonna collapse.
K: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Lely: Guys, seriously. Let’s keep going.
TheOuchy1: Our legs aren’t machines, we need a break.
StarSplizz: I want a break, Lely.
Dark: Well we’re near the base, it’s just a 3 minute walk.
Toad: How are you not tired?
Dark: I’m flying with my wings, dumbass.
Popplio: Fine, let’s walk for 3 more minutes.
After walking for 3 minutes…
Nudge: My legs died, but at least we’re here at the entrance of the prison.
Kirbo: It’s obvious.
Lely: Shh! I hear something.
Noob: Here are some shrubs, let’s hide here.
Skeleton Guard #1: Keep alert. I heard from the boss that some gang will raid this area. We must kill the prisoner at all costs!
Skeleton Guard #2: Okay, what time is it? Boss said, we’re on duty of executing the prisoner.
Skeleton Guard #1: Last I check on the clock, it was 4:55. Now I think we’re due on duty. Let’s go!
The guards go in base.
Lely: Max will be executed soon!!!
ER Mac: We can’t enter without getting caught.
Fiery: We have to been sussy.
Dark: I love your thinking.
Kid: I don’t get it?
Toad: Bro’s living under a rock.
Master8: Okay, so what’s the plan?
Dark: We use the sussy vent over there. *points*
Osc: Amogus intensifies fr.
Nudge: I’m so glad Max isn’t here to make some stupid spelling mistake correction.
Lely: Stop talking! We must save Max!
StarSplizz: Fine, I’ll help Dark open the vent.
After opening the vent, they enter it to find their way to the execution room.
K: Okay, who’s hyperventilating?
Popplio: Me, I’m a bit scared.
IlluZhion: I…Can’t…Breathe…
Noob: Where now?
SSG: Idk.
Lely: I hear music…it sounds like Will of the People. This way.
After crawling for 30 seconds, they reach a dead end. The music was louder than before. Lely peers through the vent to see Max on the chair ready to be executed.
Skeleton Guard: God I hate this music. Any last words so I don’t die again?
Max: *Sigh*, no…I accept my fate, just kill me already.
Skeleton Guard: Aight, sayonara bitch.
The guard pulls a lever and a large surge of electricity goes in Max. Max screams in agony. After the procedure was over, he sits on the chair, without movement.
Lely: Well, I guess that’s it. Max is gone…forever.
Nudge: Great! Now I don’t get lectured by him!
Max: I…I…can hear you, yk?
Popplio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT’S MAX’S GHOST!
Max: I…I’m barely alive.
Lely: OMG Max!
Lely barges out of the vent and hugs Max, who looks like he will die any minute.
Max: Lely…
Lely: Max…we’re getting out of here.
Max: Just leave me here, I will only be hinderance.
Lely: Listen, I don’t care if you die by the time we escape, we’re getting out.
Kirbo: God I wanna vomit.
Dark: Just come in the vent for crime’s sake, we’re not gonna make this a fucking romantic story.
Suddenly, a sound echoes through the hallway.
???: Agh! I hear noises, you better be sure he’s dead or else you’re becoming chicken broth!
Skeleton Guard: Sir! I promise you! He was electrocuted, Bob saw it!
???: Oh yeah! Well I hear something, it doesn’t sound like clattering like when you talk! There is an intruder! Agh! You are useless, if the foxgirl thing is gone by the time we’re there, I’m sending you to Uranus.
IlluZhion: Lely! Hurry, grab my hand!
Lely: There’s no time, we’ll be dead by the time we’re finished! I’m making a run for it! Meet me outside.
Toad: Hurry!
Lely ran as fast as he could toward the exit. Max was being dragged on the ground by now, unconscious. Then, disaster struck…
???: Ah, I see you, you pesky human! Come back here! Guards, open fire!
Rains of arrow shot through the hallway, damaging potted plants and walls, Lely was near the door when a sharp pain was felt on his heel. An arrow was pierced through and blood was oozing out quick. He crawled, shielding Max’s body from the enemy fire. Finally, when he reached the door, the gang pulled him to the side into some bushes.
???: Curse you! CURSE YOU, PESKY HUMAN!
StarSplizz: You’re hurt, Lely!
Lely: I know, but it was worth it! Max is saved.
SSG: We need to find a hospital fast. Let’s go.
They go in the jungle hoping to find a city nearby. Will Lely be treated? Is Max dead? Find out on the next episode. I fucking hated this because it’s cringe
By the time it was dawn, the gang woke up to find Nudge, Dark, and Max missing.
Lely: Um, where’s Nudge, Dark, and Max?
Noob: Nah way, did they go for some morning stroll again?
Osc: THAT’S CRAZY1!!1!1!11!
Lely: Max, no…
Kirbo: I swear to sugma balls, if you cry-
Lely: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Just then, Nudge and Dark went in the cave, looking like they lost a fight against a wrestler.
Dark: H-h-hi guys.
Popplio: What happened to you guys…
Nudge: We got attacked by two grizzly bears, a wild rhino, a rogue Yoshi, and so much more bullshit.
Fiery: Um…okay? Where’s Max.
Dark: Well…I don’t want to say it because of Lely…
Lely: TELL ME OR ELSE.
Nudge: So…we escaping this forest or-
Lely: WHERE’S MAX?
Dark: Okay seriously, how will we get out?
Then…the unthinkable happened. Lely pounced on Dark and Nudge, and grabbed them by the neck.
ER Mac: Is that what normally happens?
Dietsoda: No, this mayfly got sudden strength to do that.
Osc: You see ER Mac, Lely is usual nicer and weak. Now he just showed his muscle mode.
Dark: I-I-I can’t breathe.
Nudge: HELP ME. I DON’T USUAL SAY THIS BUT I SERIOUSLY NEED HELP.
Lely: WHERE IS MAX?
Dark: We were captured. We had to play blackjack, Nudge and I survived, Max will be killed today on 5pm by an electric chair since he lost.
Lely: What…
Lely let Dark and Nudge down. He stared in the distance in disbelief.
IlluZhion: Was that even you, Lely?
Ssg: Nope, she’s gone rogue.
Kirbo: He’s just high on drugs.
Lely: Guys, we must save Max.
Toad: And if we let Max die?
Lely: I’m killing you, Max is my best friend.
Nudge: I thought you didn’t have any.
Noob: Nudge, now’s not the time to provoke him.
StarSplizz: Sure I guess?
Fiery: Honestly, I just wanna do it so I don’t get turned into mushroom soup.
Lely: Great, let’s go! Dark, Nudge, lead the way!
Kid: Fuck this bullshit.
And so they walked, and walked, and walked…
Master8: I can’t feel my legs. I’m gonna collapse.
K: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Lely: Guys, seriously. Let’s keep going.
TheOuchy1: Our legs aren’t machines, we need a break.
StarSplizz: I want a break, Lely.
Dark: Well we’re near the base, it’s just a 3 minute walk.
Toad: How are you not tired?
Dark: I’m flying with my wings, dumbass.
Popplio: Fine, let’s walk for 3 more minutes.
After walking for 3 minutes…
Nudge: My legs died, but at least we’re here at the entrance of the prison.
Kirbo: It’s obvious.
Lely: Shh! I hear something.
Noob: Here are some shrubs, let’s hide here.
Skeleton Guard #1: Keep alert. I heard from the boss that some gang will raid this area. We must kill the prisoner at all costs!
Skeleton Guard #2: Okay, what time is it? Boss said, we’re on duty of executing the prisoner.
Skeleton Guard #1: Last I check on the clock, it was 4:55. Now I think we’re due on duty. Let’s go!
The guards go in base.
Lely: Max will be executed soon!!!
ER Mac: We can’t enter without getting caught.
Fiery: We have to been sussy.
Dark: I love your thinking.
Kid: I don’t get it?
Toad: Bro’s living under a rock.
Master8: Okay, so what’s the plan?
Dark: We use the sussy vent over there. *points*
Osc: Amogus intensifies fr.
Nudge: I’m so glad Max isn’t here to make some stupid spelling mistake correction.
Lely: Stop talking! We must save Max!
StarSplizz: Fine, I’ll help Dark open the vent.
After opening the vent, they enter it to find their way to the execution room.
K: Okay, who’s hyperventilating?
Popplio: Me, I’m a bit scared.
IlluZhion: I…Can’t…Breathe…
Noob: Where now?
SSG: Idk.
Lely: I hear music…it sounds like Will of the People. This way.
After crawling for 30 seconds, they reach a dead end. The music was louder than before. Lely peers through the vent to see Max on the chair ready to be executed.
Skeleton Guard: God I hate this music. Any last words so I don’t die again?
Max: *Sigh*, no…I accept my fate, just kill me already.
Skeleton Guard: Aight, sayonara bitch.
The guard pulls a lever and a large surge of electricity goes in Max. Max screams in agony. After the procedure was over, he sits on the chair, without movement.
Lely: Well, I guess that’s it. Max is gone…forever.
Nudge: Great! Now I don’t get lectured by him!
Max: I…I…can hear you, yk?
Popplio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT’S MAX’S GHOST!
Max: I…I’m barely alive.
Lely: OMG Max!
Lely barges out of the vent and hugs Max, who looks like he will die any minute.
Max: Lely…
Lely: Max…we’re getting out of here.
Max: Just leave me here, I will only be hinderance.
Lely: Listen, I don’t care if you die by the time we escape, we’re getting out.
Kirbo: God I wanna vomit.
Dark: Just come in the vent for crime’s sake, we’re not gonna make this a fucking romantic story.
Suddenly, a sound echoes through the hallway.
???: Agh! I hear noises, you better be sure he’s dead or else you’re becoming chicken broth!
Skeleton Guard: Sir! I promise you! He was electrocuted, Bob saw it!
???: Oh yeah! Well I hear something, it doesn’t sound like clattering like when you talk! There is an intruder! Agh! You are useless, if the foxgirl thing is gone by the time we’re there, I’m sending you to Uranus.
IlluZhion: Lely! Hurry, grab my hand!
Lely: There’s no time, we’ll be dead by the time we’re finished! I’m making a run for it! Meet me outside.
Toad: Hurry!
Lely ran as fast as he could toward the exit. Max was being dragged on the ground by now, unconscious. Then, disaster struck…
???: Ah, I see you, you pesky human! Come back here! Guards, open fire!
Rains of arrow shot through the hallway, damaging potted plants and walls, Lely was near the door when a sharp pain was felt on his heel. An arrow was pierced through and blood was oozing out quick. He crawled, shielding Max’s body from the enemy fire. Finally, when he reached the door, the gang pulled him to the side into some bushes.
???: Curse you! CURSE YOU, PESKY HUMAN!
StarSplizz: You’re hurt, Lely!
Lely: I know, but it was worth it! Max is saved.
SSG: We need to find a hospital fast. Let’s go.
They go in the jungle hoping to find a city nearby. Will Lely be treated? Is Max dead? Find out on the next episode. I fucking hated this because it’s cringe
Two things
1. Although I wouldn't hurt someone just to know where is Max since there are better methods, the dramatic plot is a good idea
2. I am a BOY
1On 2023-06-10 at 12:31:03
I'm not his BOYfriend anyways
Ah so you wouldnt care if he would die? Interesting...interesting
I never said that, I just told you that I wasn't dating with him and that I wasn't a girl
But if you touch him prepare yourself to be lectured, and I can also throw hands if you want to. However, please order it earlier, so I can prepare everything I need in order to do it.I'll just order Max to die from the electric chair. He'll be great once he's dead^^
You electrify my life... As long as he dies with a Muse song (that me and a group performed yesterday btw), he'll be... okay, don't worry 😔
Bet, Max'll die with a Muse song. Or I might change my mind
IF IT'S NOT WITH A MUSE SONG YOU WILL FIND ME ON YOUR WAY FIRST
On 2023-06-10 at 12:28:37
I'm not his BOYfriend anyways
Ah so you wouldnt care if he would die? Interesting...interesting
I never said that, I just told you that I wasn't dating with him and that I wasn't a girl
But if you touch him prepare yourself to be lectured, and I can also throw hands if you want to. However, please order it earlier, so I can prepare everything I need in order to do it.I'll just order Max to die from the electric chair. He'll be great once he's dead^^
You electrify my life... As long as he dies with a Muse song (that me and a group performed yesterday btw), he'll be... okay, don't worry 😔
On 2023-06-10 at 12:16:28
I'm not his BOYfriend anyways
Ah so you wouldnt care if he would die? Interesting...interesting
I never said that, I just told you that I wasn't dating with him and that I wasn't a girl
But if you touch him prepare yourself to be lectured, and I can also throw hands if you want to. However, please order it earlier, so I can prepare everything I need in order to do it.On 2023-06-10 at 11:54:45
I'm not his BOYfriend anyways
On 2023-05-17 at 00:27:05
Man got murdered because he had to go to the bathroom... I WILL NEVER TO THERE ALONE, I WOULD RATHER EXPLODE AND WAIT SOMEONE TO WAKE UP THAN DIE DUE TO THIS.
NO. DO NOT TOUCH HIM. PUT YOUR HANDS UP. LAY DOWN YOUR GUN. DO NOT MOVE. I AM GONNA PUT YOU HANDCUFFS ON. 69 MONTHS OF JAIL.
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1On 2023-05-17 at 00:09:49
Man got murdered because he had to go to the bathroom... I WILL NEVER TO THERE ALONE, I WOULD RATHER EXPLODE AND WAIT SOMEONE TO WAKE UP THAN DIE DUE TO THIS.
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1On 2023-04-24 at 02:28:56
Great debut for a new season ! It's fun, fresh, chill, it's relaxing, it doesn't try too hard but it definitively hits the nail. Keep up the good work ! I'm looking forward to the next episode ! Also, wait a second, but...
"He's probably head over heels with love with Lely"Oh, so you found out about the PMs conversations. Hmm. Interesting. And despair-inducing.
"He's probably head over heels with love with Lely"
Space for ChatGPT
On 2023-11-29 at 21:20:32
Who is the name of creator of MKPC
YellowIsFourHere
On 2023-11-29 at 15:38:08
Here we go again. ChatGPT truly invades all places. There's nowhere to hide. *proceeds to launch the ultimate nuke*
Rating music genres
On 2023-11-28 at 08:05:15
1. Pop - Some bands/singers are very hit or miss, but in general this is a great genre with plenty of good content and it deserves the top spot. 4.5/5
2. Metal - Kinda new to this but already I love it. Some is pretty dirty and I avoid it like the plague but there's still very good stuff here. In fact I put the lyrics of an entire song by Sabaton in my profile... Sabaton is cool. They do a sort of ballad-but-metal thing that's just perfect
4.5/5
3. (Almost) Anything with chanting - I just love chanting. It's just a thing I do! While it's not really a genre chants make good mood music (for me) and some are really awesome. 4/5
4. Orchestra - It deserves respect. Plus this includes some really good themes from movie songs. Nice to listen to when you don't want to be distracted by beat or lyrics. 4/5
5. Rock - yah there's some good stuff here.
6. Country - Some of these are ok, but in general it's not my style (sorry mom).
7. K-pop - Invu forgive me, I listened to just a little bit of this, and unleashed exterminatus on a previously-unknown planet on the eastern fringe... maybe it was just the band? Dunno. In any case I never returned to find out. It was... just not my thing.
Odd that pop and k-pop should be on opposite ends of this list. Perhaps reanalysis is needed. Anyways that's it for now. These are not firmly locked-in-place rankings but most are pretty close. Hope you enjoyed reading!
2. Metal - Kinda new to this but already I love it. Some is pretty dirty and I avoid it like the plague but there's still very good stuff here. In fact I put the lyrics of an entire song by Sabaton in my profile... Sabaton is cool. They do a sort of ballad-but-metal thing that's just perfect
4.5/53. (Almost) Anything with chanting - I just love chanting. It's just a thing I do! While it's not really a genre chants make good mood music (for me) and some are really awesome. 4/5
4. Orchestra - It deserves respect. Plus this includes some really good themes from movie songs. Nice to listen to when you don't want to be distracted by beat or lyrics. 4/5
5. Rock - yah there's some good stuff here.
6. Country - Some of these are ok, but in general it's not my style (sorry mom).
7. K-pop - Invu forgive me, I listened to just a little bit of this, and unleashed exterminatus on a previously-unknown planet on the eastern fringe... maybe it was just the band? Dunno. In any case I never returned to find out. It was... just not my thing.
Odd that pop and k-pop should be on opposite ends of this list. Perhaps reanalysis is needed. Anyways that's it for now. These are not firmly locked-in-place rankings but most are pretty close. Hope you enjoyed reading!
A lot of things to say
1. You're free to dislike it
2. I am just not a fan of people who constantly make fun of it without understanding it but I love actual criticism + a lot of songs suck (especially the ones trending like 3D)
3. You put pop at the top so I forgive
4. You didn't put rap at the top
5. I wouldn't trust you if you liked it anyways since it's not like your personnality at all
11On 2023-11-23 at 21:43:15
First of all you all know what is my favorite music genre
But seriously I think I've been opening up to rock a little ?
But seriously I think I've been opening up to rock a little ?
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