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6102 pts ★ RacerOn 2020-06-27 at 22:08:47
Mushroom Cup :
Champistade
Parc Peach
Vallée Toad
Circuit Luigi
Flower Cup :
Îles Koopa
Plage Daisy
Circuit Mario
Sanctuaire sauvage Yoshi
Star Cup :
Chemins des canons DK
Cité Wario
Parc aquatique Koopa
Égout Goomba
Special Cup:
Arène Funky Kong
Ascension céleste
Château de Bowser
Route Arc-en-ciel
Crown Cup:
Plage Wuhu
Pays givré
Château de Peach
Temple hanté Boo
Acorn Cup :
Supermarché Toad
Jardins fleuris
Descente désertique
Aérodrome Alpin (en hommage à une très belle piste CTGP )
Amusez-vous à mélanger les circuits rétro que je propose ici en vrac :
Vallée Daisy
Lagon Cheep-Cheep
Galion Wario
Animal Crossing
Big Blue
Aéroport Azur
Désert Toussec
Promenade Toad
Temple Thwomp
Plage Koopa 1
Plaines Donut 2
Château de Bowser 2
Lac Vanille 2
Île Choco 2
Montagne Choco (musique changée)
Stade Wario
Pays neigeux (musique Lacs Vanille)
Désert Yoshi
Route Arc-en-ciel
Route Clair de Lune
Ruines Sec Sec
Pic DK
Circuit Daisy
Usine Toad
Flipper Waluigi
Quartier Delfino
Corniche Champignon (avec moins d'ennui)
Pont Champignon
Champiville
Circuit Luigi
Arène Wario
Wesh
On 2025-08-16 at 23:41:34
Je viens jeter un coup d'oeil ici pour voir si c'est actif ou pas
alors ?
alors ?
im so lazy to translate it man
Salut !! Oui ça va c'est relativement actif
Report a wrong translation
On 2023-11-03 at 00:01:20
dammit
Bro, not cool
It's just ONE swear word
And then people wonder why I want there to be an age limit on the forums... 😔 (I know people will probably breach it but it's worth a shot)
Age limit because one dude is complaining about a swear word. I completely disagree, it's useless. Also offtopic but LandonAndEmma was a complete bitch and he was 16. Maturity ≠ age. Dark and KirbyBoy, 13 and 16. Enough said.
1On 2023-11-02 at 21:50:39
dammit
Bro, not cool
It's just ONE swear word
On 2023-04-02 at 15:28:13
Coopa : I Really Do Hate Every Single One Of You
The community : Okay fine, every single one of us hates you
The community : Okay fine, every single one of us hates you
3
3On 2022-09-18 at 10:45:14
"Your image must not be larger than 2 Mo"
what is "Mo"?
what is "Mo"?
This is the french words for Mégaoctets, which translates as Megabyte for you
You just sent it twice (though the original post has less information so delete that)
Fixed
On 2022-09-18 at 08:58:58
"Your image must not be larger than 2 Mo"
what is "Mo"?
what is "Mo"?
This is the french words for Mégaoctets, which translates as Megabyte for you
On 2022-07-03 at 22:09:10
"fight in online mode"
Correction
Race and battle in online mode
Correction
Race and battle in online mode
EDIT : Yes it is corrrect. I misread "Battle mode" BRUH
cya guys
On 2025-08-17 at 00:15:08
I mean...
he's been banned, like, a couple times already
oh and look, he has just spamed reactions on this because i said he had been banned before
i remember vince being better than this, what happened.
he's been banned, like, a couple times already
oh and look, he has just spamed reactions on this because i said he had been banned before
i remember vince being better than this, what happened.
Please tell me what he did to deserve being banned and why he's currently muted on everything
I mean I sure can. Sending messages about masturbating and slurring at other players online is an issue. It's also been a while, warnings were given, and he did not change. Doing this on private lobbies is not an issue bc people are older and more mature, but in public online it's quite problematic
On 2025-08-11 at 13:59:16
oh by the way, dont bother try ragebaiting me, i will either ignore or not even see the messages,
im talking to you fways
im talking to you fways
This message is unnecessary asf, he didn't even do anything 💀 you don't want him to start anything but you started something yourself here. I better not hear you complain if he claps back...
2Track Ideas
On 2024-04-04 at 21:57:01
Forest track, park/funfair track, cafe track, cavern track, night city track
mkpc geoguesser
On 2025-03-16 at 12:50:03
I think this is getting too easy. Try doing tracks from this multicup:
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?mid=7452
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?mid=7452
@jassyjasper123 said custom tracks are not allowed
Why not?
Not everyone knows every custom track
Don't worry. That multicup only has 20 tracks. And it's OK to change the rules of a game.
Ok you're just a random user of the website so no you are not changing the rules of a whole game just because you are finding it too easy.
1Nexus / It's Time To Say Goodbye
On 2025-08-11 at 13:57:20
Thanks for your contribution. Goodbye, love you, take care 🫶🏼🙏🏼🫡
CPU routes needs some adjusting
On 2023-09-24 at 23:44:53
Not sure if this is quite what you're looking for, but when you make a route you have the option to use a modified version of a pre-existing route. You build route 1 from scratch and then essentially copy it and then change a few parts. The effect will be pretty much the same as though route 1 had split.
Oh yeah, completeky forgot about that, it's much simpler and literally so obvious compared to my suggestion 🤦♂️
1
1On 2023-09-24 at 23:00:33
Instead of just adding routes how about making the route split into two or three?
Well instead of fixing anything, you can use the option "shortcut" for a second road and make your CPUs routes in a way that they'll very rarely cross each other. Once you've done so, you can disable every required item, every cc category needed, and there you go (not sure if you understood because I fucking suck at explaining lol)
[FANFIC] Magma Island
On 2024-09-21 at 15:33:36
I thought the release date was September 9-10-11th this year, but then I realized it was in 2023
On 2023-09-11 at 00:23:47
Imagine suffocating in bread 💀
Also this made me laugh
Also this made me laugh
*inserts Max killing Jenwren*
Lely :
Lely :
2
1On 2023-01-22 at 14:57:41
Dawn of the first day (Day 1)
It is morning, and everyone are finding themselves in the island's various sections. Next to the waterfall, MisterCringeh wakes up.
MisterCringeh: Huh? Where am I? Is that Buzzma?
Buzzma: Who is that on the hill?
MisterCringeh: Hey Buzzma! It's me, MisterCringeh!
Buzzma: Oh hi!
Meanwhile, by the rocks...
Max: I seem to be on a beach of black rocks. Is that a spear over there? Alright, I'll send out snorl-
The Host: I took the strange ball in your pocket during your sleep.
Max: WHAT? WHY WERE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY POCKETS? AND WHY CAN I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOWHERE NEARBY?
The Host: I have speakers, cameras and microphones all around here. Remember, you're all on TV...
Max: OK. Phew. No privacy around here. Got it. Anyway, why don't I pick up that spear?
*Max picks up the spear*
Max: Perfect.
Deep into the forest...
Dietsoda: Hmm... Could do with some knives down here.
Noob: Did somebody say "knives"?
Dietsoda: Yes, I did. And if you don't give me any, I will find some other way to stab you.
Noob: OK, jeez. I found these combat knives here, if I give them to you, can we work together?
Dietsoda: Just hand over the knives.
Noob: I'll give them if you let m-
Dietsoda: I SAID, HAND OVER THE KNIVES!
Noob: OK, I'm sorry.
*Noob gives 2 of the knives, but keeps one*
Dietsoda: Give me the other one.
Noob: No, unless y-
*Dietsoda pushes Noob forwards, knocking him other and covering his cloak and mask in mud*
Dietsoda: Alright, see you later! If you survive, that is...
Noob: Oh no, I'm stuck in this mud. HELP!
StarSplizz: Do you need help?
Noob: Yes please.
StarSplizz: Alright, I'll pull you out.
Back at the rocks...
K: What is this place? Is it a cave?
Nudge: HEY!
K: (OH NO) H-Hello?
Nudge: Don't move, or I'll stab you!
K: With what? You have no weapons! I'm not scared of a little bunny! (Or am I..?)
StarSplizz: STOP!
Noob: Uh... Stop?
Nudge: Oh hello, I was just about to stab K over here, do you want to watch?
Noob: No thanks, we actually came to... what did we come for?
StarSplizz: To stop Nudge from hurting anyone...
Nudge: Like that's going to work...
Back by the waterfall...
MisterCringeh: What time is it?
Buzzma: It's five O' clock!
Noob: Wait, what's that by the river?
K: Some strange yellow object approaching us...
StarSplizz: Should we run?
Buzzma: Oh, Hello everyone!
MisterCringeh: Hello
Nudge: Oh no, more people to deal with...
Buzzma: Mean!
*Nudge throws a pebble at Buzzma, hitting her in the forehead*
Buzzma: OUCH! Why are you so mean
.
Nudge: And why are you so upset over a pebble?
Keeby: Oh hey guys! Fiery and I have been gathering medical supplies on the beach, do you need some?
Fiery: I also found 6 weapons! A pistol, knife, axe, a-
D4rk: That's great, but why are we all here on this tiny rocky area? And where's Max?
*Popplio can be seen sliding down the river like a waterslide*
Popplio: Wheeeeee!
*Popplio flies out of the river, knocking K over*
K: OOF!
The Host: Alright everyone, it is the end of the day. Helicopters will be sent to pick you up.
*Max comes out from a cave, holding a flashlight, two batteries and his spear*
Max: Alright, let's go find a searchlight, everyone. Noob?
*Noob has fallen over and has a knife in his back. Dietsoda can be seen running away.*
Noob: H-help me!
Buzzma: Huh
D4rk: I knew that guy was up to something! His gas mask is so shady!
*A helicopter arrives overhead*
Keeby: OK, Let's go!
Back at the cabin...
The Host: Alright everybody, I see that there have been no deaths today?
Fiery: None at all.
The Host: I see. Maybe we need to do something to make you hate eachother? Hey D4rk! Buzzma says you have silly tastes in music!
D4rk: YOU WHAT!?!?!?
Buzzma: I'm sorry, It's true that your Cake-Pop is wacky.
D4rk: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S K-POP, AND SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH!
Buzzma: You're such a meanie! I will kill you first!
The Host: And Dietsoda, did Keeby ever tell you about how violence is wrong?
Dietsoda: You're dead.
This goes on for a while, until everyone has something against eachother...
The Host: So who are you voting off the island?
Popplio: I vote for K. Water parks aren't just for babies!
Dietsoda: Keeby is dead in my eyes.
MisterCringeh: I vote Buzzma. We can no longer be allies.
Max: I have to go with Dietsoda here, he was really violent towards Noob today.
Noob: Yeah, I have to vote for Dietsoda here.
Buzzma: D4rk is such a meanie!
Fiery: Yeah, D4rk overreacted a bit, I'd rather not have him on the island.
Nudge: How would you feel if I voted K?
Keeby: I'm going for D4rk, I care about Buzzma's feelings!
Buzzma: Thank you!
D4rk: I'm voting Buzzma!
StarSplizz: I think that I will vote Dietsoda.
K: I vote for...
D4rk!
D4rk: NOOOOOOO!
The Host: So it's settled. Get on the boat, demon.
The boat is sent off the island...
Max: There's something sad abo-
*The boat explodes in the distance*
Popplio: WOAH!
The Host: I personally strapped 50 tonnes of remote explosives to that boat...
Max: SO YOU JUST KILLED D4RK?!?!
The Host: yes
MisterCringeh: Don't get voted off. Noted.
The Host: Get to bed. Goodnight.
*Max is still shocked*
To be continued...
It is morning, and everyone are finding themselves in the island's various sections. Next to the waterfall, MisterCringeh wakes up.
MisterCringeh: Huh? Where am I? Is that Buzzma?
Buzzma: Who is that on the hill?
MisterCringeh: Hey Buzzma! It's me, MisterCringeh!
Buzzma: Oh hi
!Meanwhile, by the rocks...
Max: I seem to be on a beach of black rocks. Is that a spear over there? Alright, I'll send out snorl-
The Host: I took the strange ball in your pocket during your sleep.
Max: WHAT? WHY WERE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY POCKETS? AND WHY CAN I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOWHERE NEARBY?
The Host: I have speakers, cameras and microphones all around here. Remember, you're all on TV...
Max: OK. Phew. No privacy around here. Got it. Anyway, why don't I pick up that spear?
*Max picks up the spear*
Max: Perfect.
Deep into the forest...
Dietsoda: Hmm... Could do with some knives down here.
Noob: Did somebody say "knives"?
Dietsoda: Yes, I did. And if you don't give me any, I will find some other way to stab you.
Noob: OK, jeez. I found these combat knives here, if I give them to you, can we work together?
Dietsoda: Just hand over the knives.
Noob: I'll give them if you let m-
Dietsoda: I SAID, HAND OVER THE KNIVES!
Noob: OK, I'm sorry.
*Noob gives 2 of the knives, but keeps one*
Dietsoda: Give me the other one.
Noob: No, unless y-
*Dietsoda pushes Noob forwards, knocking him other and covering his cloak and mask in mud*
Dietsoda: Alright, see you later! If you survive, that is...
Noob: Oh no, I'm stuck in this mud. HELP!
StarSplizz: Do you need help?
Noob: Yes please.
StarSplizz: Alright, I'll pull you out.
Back at the rocks...
K: What is this place? Is it a cave?
Nudge: HEY!
K: (OH NO) H-Hello?
Nudge: Don't move, or I'll stab you!
K: With what? You have no weapons! I'm not scared of a little bunny! (Or am I..?)
StarSplizz: STOP!
Noob: Uh... Stop?
Nudge: Oh hello, I was just about to stab K over here, do you want to watch?
Noob: No thanks, we actually came to... what did we come for?
StarSplizz: To stop Nudge from hurting anyone...
Nudge: Like that's going to work...
Back by the waterfall...
MisterCringeh: What time is it?
Buzzma: It's five O' clock!
Noob: Wait, what's that by the river?
K: Some strange yellow object approaching us...
StarSplizz: Should we run?
Buzzma: Oh, Hello everyone!
MisterCringeh: Hello
Nudge: Oh no, more people to deal with...
Buzzma: Mean!
*Nudge throws a pebble at Buzzma, hitting her in the forehead*
Buzzma: OUCH! Why are you so mean
.Nudge: And why are you so upset over a pebble?
Keeby: Oh hey guys! Fiery and I have been gathering medical supplies on the beach, do you need some?
Fiery: I also found 6 weapons! A pistol, knife, axe, a-
D4rk: That's great, but why are we all here on this tiny rocky area? And where's Max?
*Popplio can be seen sliding down the river like a waterslide*
Popplio: Wheeeeee!
*Popplio flies out of the river, knocking K over*
K: OOF!
The Host: Alright everyone, it is the end of the day. Helicopters will be sent to pick you up.
*Max comes out from a cave, holding a flashlight, two batteries and his spear*
Max: Alright, let's go find a searchlight, everyone. Noob?
*Noob has fallen over and has a knife in his back. Dietsoda can be seen running away.*
Noob: H-help me!
Buzzma: Huh
D4rk: I knew that guy was up to something! His gas mask is so shady!
*A helicopter arrives overhead*
Keeby: OK, Let's go!
Back at the cabin...
The Host: Alright everybody, I see that there have been no deaths today?
Fiery: None at all.
The Host: I see. Maybe we need to do something to make you hate eachother? Hey D4rk! Buzzma says you have silly tastes in music!
D4rk: YOU WHAT!?!?!?
Buzzma: I'm sorry, It's true that your Cake-Pop is wacky.
D4rk: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S K-POP, AND SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH!
Buzzma: You're such a meanie
! I will kill you first!The Host: And Dietsoda, did Keeby ever tell you about how violence is wrong?
Dietsoda: You're dead.
This goes on for a while, until everyone has something against eachother...
The Host: So who are you voting off the island?
Popplio: I vote for K. Water parks aren't just for babies!
Dietsoda: Keeby is dead in my eyes.
MisterCringeh: I vote Buzzma. We can no longer be allies.
Max: I have to go with Dietsoda here, he was really violent towards Noob today.
Noob: Yeah, I have to vote for Dietsoda here.
Buzzma: D4rk is such a meanie!
Fiery: Yeah, D4rk overreacted a bit, I'd rather not have him on the island.
Nudge: How would you feel if I voted K?
Keeby: I'm going for D4rk, I care about Buzzma's feelings!
Buzzma: Thank you!
D4rk: I'm voting Buzzma!
StarSplizz: I think that I will vote Dietsoda.
K: I vote for...
D4rk!
D4rk: NOOOOOOO!
The Host: So it's settled. Get on the boat, demon.
The boat is sent off the island...
Max: There's something sad abo-
*The boat explodes in the distance*
Popplio: WOAH!
The Host: I personally strapped 50 tonnes of remote explosives to that boat...
Max: SO YOU JUST KILLED D4RK?!?!
The Host: yes
MisterCringeh: Don't get voted off. Noted.
The Host: Get to bed. Goodnight.
*Max is still shocked*
To be continued...
In this episode D4rk really overreacted that's for sure, but it's the fault of two people, the host for being such an asshone just to have deaths and Buzzma for making fun of D4rk's tastes. Btw calling him "meanie" is a stupid move, tbh she should really have shut her mouth on this one. Calling him a meanie and being a whiny asshole at the moment where it's time for serious decisions is stupid. And I don't know how she can feel so chill after that. If I voted someone for that, I would just shut up.
Btw no hate to Buzzma, I'm only disliking the character
I tried to add some motives for murder, as I think it makes the fanfic more interesting to read.
Who knows? Maybe buzzma will be erased next episode...
Don't worry, it was a good decision, it made the episode more interesting
1On 2023-01-10 at 23:17:05
Dawn of the first day (Day 1)
It is morning, and everyone are finding themselves in the island's various sections. Next to the waterfall, MisterCringeh wakes up.
MisterCringeh: Huh? Where am I? Is that Buzzma?
Buzzma: Who is that on the hill?
MisterCringeh: Hey Buzzma! It's me, MisterCringeh!
Buzzma: Oh hi!
Meanwhile, by the rocks...
Max: I seem to be on a beach of black rocks. Is that a spear over there? Alright, I'll send out snorl-
The Host: I took the strange ball in your pocket during your sleep.
Max: WHAT? WHY WERE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY POCKETS? AND WHY CAN I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOWHERE NEARBY?
The Host: I have speakers, cameras and microphones all around here. Remember, you're all on TV...
Max: OK. Phew. No privacy around here. Got it. Anyway, why don't I pick up that spear?
*Max picks up the spear*
Max: Perfect.
Deep into the forest...
Dietsoda: Hmm... Could do with some knives down here.
Noob: Did somebody say "knives"?
Dietsoda: Yes, I did. And if you don't give me any, I will find some other way to stab you.
Noob: OK, jeez. I found these combat knives here, if I give them to you, can we work together?
Dietsoda: Just hand over the knives.
Noob: I'll give them if you let m-
Dietsoda: I SAID, HAND OVER THE KNIVES!
Noob: OK, I'm sorry.
*Noob gives 2 of the knives, but keeps one*
Dietsoda: Give me the other one.
Noob: No, unless y-
*Dietsoda pushes Noob forwards, knocking him other and covering his cloak and mask in mud*
Dietsoda: Alright, see you later! If you survive, that is...
Noob: Oh no, I'm stuck in this mud. HELP!
StarSplizz: Do you need help?
Noob: Yes please.
StarSplizz: Alright, I'll pull you out.
Back at the rocks...
K: What is this place? Is it a cave?
Nudge: HEY!
K: (OH NO) H-Hello?
Nudge: Don't move, or I'll stab you!
K: With what? You have no weapons! I'm not scared of a little bunny! (Or am I..?)
StarSplizz: STOP!
Noob: Uh... Stop?
Nudge: Oh hello, I was just about to stab K over here, do you want to watch?
Noob: No thanks, we actually came to... what did we come for?
StarSplizz: To stop Nudge from hurting anyone...
Nudge: Like that's going to work...
Back by the waterfall...
MisterCringeh: What time is it?
Buzzma: It's five O' clock!
Noob: Wait, what's that by the river?
K: Some strange yellow object approaching us...
StarSplizz: Should we run?
Buzzma: Oh, Hello everyone!
MisterCringeh: Hello
Nudge: Oh no, more people to deal with...
Buzzma: Mean!
*Nudge throws a pebble at Buzzma, hitting her in the forehead*
Buzzma: OUCH! Why are you so mean.
Nudge: And why are you so upset over a pebble?
Keeby: Oh hey guys! Fiery and I have been gathering medical supplies on the beach, do you need some?
Fiery: I also found 6 weapons! A pistol, knife, axe, a-
D4rk: That's great, but why are we all here on this tiny rocky area? And where's Max?
*Popplio can be seen sliding down the river like a waterslide*
Popplio: Wheeeeee!
*Popplio flies out of the river, knocking K over*
K: OOF!
The Host: Alright everyone, it is the end of the day. Helicopters will be sent to pick you up.
*Max comes out from a cave, holding a flashlight, two batteries and his spear*
Max: Alright, let's go find a searchlight, everyone. Noob?
*Noob has fallen over and has a knife in his back. Dietsoda can be seen running away.*
Noob: H-help me!
Buzzma: Huh
D4rk: I knew that guy was up to something! His gas mask is so shady!
*A helicopter arrives overhead*
Keeby: OK, Let's go!
Back at the cabin...
The Host: Alright everybody, I see that there have been no deaths today?
Fiery: None at all.
The Host: I see. Maybe we need to do something to make you hate eachother? Hey D4rk! Buzzma says you have silly tastes in music!
D4rk: YOU WHAT!?!?!?
Buzzma: I'm sorry, It's true that your Cake-Pop is wacky.
D4rk: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S K-POP, AND SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH!
Buzzma: You're such a meanie! I will kill you first!
The Host: And Dietsoda, did Keeby ever tell you about how violence is wrong?
Dietsoda: You're dead.
This goes on for a while, until everyone has something against eachother...
The Host: So who are you voting off the island?
Popplio: I vote for K. Water parks aren't just for babies!
Dietsoda: Keeby is dead in my eyes.
MisterCringeh: I vote Buzzma. We can no longer be allies.
Max: I have to go with Dietsoda here, he was really violent towards Noob today.
Noob: Yeah, I have to vote for Dietsoda here.
Buzzma: D4rk is such a meanie!
Fiery: Yeah, D4rk overreacted a bit, I'd rather not have him on the island.
Nudge: How would you feel if I voted K?
Keeby: I'm going for D4rk, I care about Buzzma's feelings!
Buzzma: Thank you!
D4rk: I'm voting Buzzma!
StarSplizz: I think that I will vote Dietsoda.
K: I vote for...
D4rk!
D4rk: NOOOOOOO!
The Host: So it's settled. Get on the boat, demon.
The boat is sent off the island...
Max: There's something sad abo-
*The boat explodes in the distance*
Popplio: WOAH!
The Host: I personally strapped 50 tonnes of remote explosives to that boat...
Max: SO YOU JUST KILLED D4RK?!?!
The Host: yes
MisterCringeh: Don't get voted off. Noted.
The Host: Get to bed. Goodnight.
*Max is still shocked*
To be continued...
It is morning, and everyone are finding themselves in the island's various sections. Next to the waterfall, MisterCringeh wakes up.
MisterCringeh: Huh? Where am I? Is that Buzzma?
Buzzma: Who is that on the hill?
MisterCringeh: Hey Buzzma! It's me, MisterCringeh!
Buzzma: Oh hi
!Meanwhile, by the rocks...
Max: I seem to be on a beach of black rocks. Is that a spear over there? Alright, I'll send out snorl-
The Host: I took the strange ball in your pocket during your sleep.
Max: WHAT? WHY WERE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY POCKETS? AND WHY CAN I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOWHERE NEARBY?
The Host: I have speakers, cameras and microphones all around here. Remember, you're all on TV...
Max: OK. Phew. No privacy around here. Got it. Anyway, why don't I pick up that spear?
*Max picks up the spear*
Max: Perfect.
Deep into the forest...
Dietsoda: Hmm... Could do with some knives down here.
Noob: Did somebody say "knives"?
Dietsoda: Yes, I did. And if you don't give me any, I will find some other way to stab you.
Noob: OK, jeez. I found these combat knives here, if I give them to you, can we work together?
Dietsoda: Just hand over the knives.
Noob: I'll give them if you let m-
Dietsoda: I SAID, HAND OVER THE KNIVES!
Noob: OK, I'm sorry.
*Noob gives 2 of the knives, but keeps one*
Dietsoda: Give me the other one.
Noob: No, unless y-
*Dietsoda pushes Noob forwards, knocking him other and covering his cloak and mask in mud*
Dietsoda: Alright, see you later! If you survive, that is...
Noob: Oh no, I'm stuck in this mud. HELP!
StarSplizz: Do you need help?
Noob: Yes please.
StarSplizz: Alright, I'll pull you out.
Back at the rocks...
K: What is this place? Is it a cave?
Nudge: HEY!
K: (OH NO) H-Hello?
Nudge: Don't move, or I'll stab you!
K: With what? You have no weapons! I'm not scared of a little bunny! (Or am I..?)
StarSplizz: STOP!
Noob: Uh... Stop?
Nudge: Oh hello, I was just about to stab K over here, do you want to watch?
Noob: No thanks, we actually came to... what did we come for?
StarSplizz: To stop Nudge from hurting anyone...
Nudge: Like that's going to work...
Back by the waterfall...
MisterCringeh: What time is it?
Buzzma: It's five O' clock!
Noob: Wait, what's that by the river?
K: Some strange yellow object approaching us...
StarSplizz: Should we run?
Buzzma: Oh, Hello everyone!
MisterCringeh: Hello
Nudge: Oh no, more people to deal with...
Buzzma: Mean!
*Nudge throws a pebble at Buzzma, hitting her in the forehead*
Buzzma: OUCH! Why are you so mean
.Nudge: And why are you so upset over a pebble?
Keeby: Oh hey guys! Fiery and I have been gathering medical supplies on the beach, do you need some?
Fiery: I also found 6 weapons! A pistol, knife, axe, a-
D4rk: That's great, but why are we all here on this tiny rocky area? And where's Max?
*Popplio can be seen sliding down the river like a waterslide*
Popplio: Wheeeeee!
*Popplio flies out of the river, knocking K over*
K: OOF!
The Host: Alright everyone, it is the end of the day. Helicopters will be sent to pick you up.
*Max comes out from a cave, holding a flashlight, two batteries and his spear*
Max: Alright, let's go find a searchlight, everyone. Noob?
*Noob has fallen over and has a knife in his back. Dietsoda can be seen running away.*
Noob: H-help me!
Buzzma: Huh
D4rk: I knew that guy was up to something! His gas mask is so shady!
*A helicopter arrives overhead*
Keeby: OK, Let's go!
Back at the cabin...
The Host: Alright everybody, I see that there have been no deaths today?
Fiery: None at all.
The Host: I see. Maybe we need to do something to make you hate eachother? Hey D4rk! Buzzma says you have silly tastes in music!
D4rk: YOU WHAT!?!?!?
Buzzma: I'm sorry, It's true that your Cake-Pop is wacky.
D4rk: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S K-POP, AND SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH!
Buzzma: You're such a meanie
! I will kill you first!The Host: And Dietsoda, did Keeby ever tell you about how violence is wrong?
Dietsoda: You're dead.
This goes on for a while, until everyone has something against eachother...
The Host: So who are you voting off the island?
Popplio: I vote for K. Water parks aren't just for babies!
Dietsoda: Keeby is dead in my eyes.
MisterCringeh: I vote Buzzma. We can no longer be allies.
Max: I have to go with Dietsoda here, he was really violent towards Noob today.
Noob: Yeah, I have to vote for Dietsoda here.
Buzzma: D4rk is such a meanie!
Fiery: Yeah, D4rk overreacted a bit, I'd rather not have him on the island.
Nudge: How would you feel if I voted K?
Keeby: I'm going for D4rk, I care about Buzzma's feelings!
Buzzma: Thank you!
D4rk: I'm voting Buzzma!
StarSplizz: I think that I will vote Dietsoda.
K: I vote for...
D4rk!
D4rk: NOOOOOOO!
The Host: So it's settled. Get on the boat, demon.
The boat is sent off the island...
Max: There's something sad abo-
*The boat explodes in the distance*
Popplio: WOAH!
The Host: I personally strapped 50 tonnes of remote explosives to that boat...
Max: SO YOU JUST KILLED D4RK?!?!
The Host: yes
MisterCringeh: Don't get voted off. Noted.
The Host: Get to bed. Goodnight.
*Max is still shocked*
To be continued...
In this episode D4rk really overreacted that's for sure, but it's the fault of two people, the host for being such an asshone just to have deaths and Buzzma for making fun of D4rk's tastes. Btw calling him "meanie" is a stupid move, tbh she should really have shut her mouth on this one. Calling him a meanie and being a whiny asshole at the moment where it's time for serious decisions is stupid. And I don't know how she can feel so chill after that. If I voted someone for that, I would just shut up.
Btw no hate to Buzzma, I'm only disliking the character
1On 2022-12-21 at 15:14:21
I know I'm kind of... late, but can I join ?
Name : Lely
Personnality : Sensitive, kind of annoying, slightly stupid but also slightly smart at the same time, protective, and likes everything that can be qualified as cute
Name : Lely
Personnality : Sensitive, kind of annoying, slightly stupid but also slightly smart at the same time, protective, and likes everything that can be qualified as cute
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