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[FANFIC] MKPC 64 (VIOLENCE WARNING)
On 2023-08-28 at 18:45:03
Anyway, Episode 2 is coming out today and a few more characters (notably xrunner, D4rk and The Host) are going to debut in this episode

I can't wait to read about how I
That's what's going to happen right?
I'm definitly

No don't worry, you're

On 2023-08-28 at 14:36:28
Anyway, Episode 2 is coming out today and a few more characters (notably xrunner, D4rk and The Host) are going to debut in this episode

On 2023-08-27 at 22:18:48
Episode 1: Before the Battle
Nudge: (Vlogging) So we finally made it out here, guys. I don't know what the fuck we were thinking or what shit we signed up for, but right now this place is absolute heaven.
Osc: (Also vlogging) Yeah, this place is so cool it makes me wanna fucking explode! You have Dark doing God knows what (probably scrolling through some lousy TikTok feed), Lely chilling and listening to some K-poop (yes Lely, K-pop IS shit, there's no two ways about it) and Watermelon just hogging the fruit bowl as usual-
Watermelon: Oi! Can you two tone it down a little, Ruri was just falling asleep and you woke her up!
Ruri: (Grumpily and lethargically) Yeah, I'm so tired... (She instantly falls back asleep while Watermelon brandishes their long hair and pulls up the hood of their hoodie shortly after, all while fixing their Melon Nunchuku)
Nudge: (Rolling his eyes at Watermelon) Anyway, that's all folks, me and Oscy-woscy are out. (Turns off camcorder)
Ouchy: Uhm guys, this is just Watermelon's house, I don't understand why you're treating it like we're in some video game fantasy land-
Osc: Who?
Ouchy: You and Nudge, duh.
Osc: Who asked? HAHAHAHAHAHA-
Ouchy: Why you little- (Ouchy manages to keep to himself but remains a tad miffed at Osc's antics)
Max: Ugh, there's a knot in my tail... Lely, can you brush this knot out for me?
Lely: (Switches his MP3 player off and places his headphones on the table and grabs a hairbrush) Sure, this should be a cakewalk. (Lely struggles with the knot slightly, but manages to untangle the knot after a short time of pulling and tugging at Max's tail with the brush)
Chilli: High score, let's go! Yo Croassung, wanna play?
Croassung: Uhm, sure I guess... (Croassung picks up a controller and sits on the couch, thumbs on the joysticks)
Waluigor: (Coming downstairs) Oh nice, MKPC Battle! I love this game!
Dietsoda: Well I don't see anything malicious about pixel folk beating each other up on a crystalline display... I'm in. (She picks up a controller too)
SS: Why don't we all have a game? It'd be a whole lot more fun than just a couple of us battling. (Everyone agrees with StarSplizz and picks up a controller)
Watermelon: (Presses start) Whoa, look at all these Fighters- wait a second, these guys look like us... Why don't we pick the fighters that look the most like us? (Everyone agrees with Watermelon's idea and selects their Fighters, yet it was unbeknownst to them all of what was waiting for them beyond the Character Select Screen)
Nudge: My character is literally called 'Nudge'... (Everyone slowly starts to realize that the Fighters not only look familiar, but share the same names, with the only exceptions being Watermelon and Waluigor, whose respective Fighters are named after their aliases)
Ruri: So are we gonna start now?
As soon as Ruri said that, everyone pressed the Start button on their controllers... simultaneously a loud bang erupted from the console's speakers, throwing everyone off the couch, even knocking the couch over which sends it flying into the table. People grasped onto anything they could to avoid being blown away any further, but to no avail. Mysteriously, the bang stopped and reversed, like a broken monitor closing all the open tabs and windows in rapid succession. Everyone was being pulled towards the monitor and fell through it... only to fall in some completely uncharted land. What happened? Why did the 'game' suddenly become corrupted? Where even is anyone? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
Nudge: (Vlogging) So we finally made it out here, guys. I don't know what the fuck we were thinking or what shit we signed up for, but right now this place is absolute heaven.
Osc: (Also vlogging) Yeah, this place is so cool it makes me wanna fucking explode! You have Dark doing God knows what (probably scrolling through some lousy TikTok feed), Lely chilling and listening to some K-poop (yes Lely, K-pop IS shit, there's no two ways about it) and Watermelon just hogging the fruit bowl as usual-
Watermelon: Oi! Can you two tone it down a little, Ruri was just falling asleep and you woke her up!
Ruri: (Grumpily and lethargically) Yeah, I'm so tired... (She instantly falls back asleep while Watermelon brandishes their long hair and pulls up the hood of their hoodie shortly after, all while fixing their Melon Nunchuku)
Nudge: (Rolling his eyes at Watermelon) Anyway, that's all folks, me and Oscy-woscy are out. (Turns off camcorder)
Ouchy: Uhm guys, this is just Watermelon's house, I don't understand why you're treating it like we're in some video game fantasy land-
Osc: Who?
Ouchy: You and Nudge, duh.
Osc: Who asked? HAHAHAHAHAHA-
Ouchy: Why you little- (Ouchy manages to keep to himself but remains a tad miffed at Osc's antics)
Max: Ugh, there's a knot in my tail... Lely, can you brush this knot out for me?
Lely: (Switches his MP3 player off and places his headphones on the table and grabs a hairbrush) Sure, this should be a cakewalk. (Lely struggles with the knot slightly, but manages to untangle the knot after a short time of pulling and tugging at Max's tail with the brush)
Chilli: High score, let's go! Yo Croassung, wanna play?
Croassung: Uhm, sure I guess... (Croassung picks up a controller and sits on the couch, thumbs on the joysticks)
Waluigor: (Coming downstairs) Oh nice, MKPC Battle! I love this game!
Dietsoda: Well I don't see anything malicious about pixel folk beating each other up on a crystalline display... I'm in. (She picks up a controller too)
SS: Why don't we all have a game? It'd be a whole lot more fun than just a couple of us battling. (Everyone agrees with StarSplizz and picks up a controller)
Watermelon: (Presses start) Whoa, look at all these Fighters- wait a second, these guys look like us... Why don't we pick the fighters that look the most like us? (Everyone agrees with Watermelon's idea and selects their Fighters, yet it was unbeknownst to them all of what was waiting for them beyond the Character Select Screen)
Nudge: My character is literally called 'Nudge'... (Everyone slowly starts to realize that the Fighters not only look familiar, but share the same names, with the only exceptions being Watermelon and Waluigor, whose respective Fighters are named after their aliases)
Ruri: So are we gonna start now?
As soon as Ruri said that, everyone pressed the Start button on their controllers... simultaneously a loud bang erupted from the console's speakers, throwing everyone off the couch, even knocking the couch over which sends it flying into the table. People grasped onto anything they could to avoid being blown away any further, but to no avail. Mysteriously, the bang stopped and reversed, like a broken monitor closing all the open tabs and windows in rapid succession. Everyone was being pulled towards the monitor and fell through it... only to fall in some completely uncharted land. What happened? Why did the 'game' suddenly become corrupted? Where even is anyone? Find out in the next episode of MKPC Battle, coming soon!
5On 2023-08-27 at 20:45:46
Was this fanfic canceled ?
It's not canceled, however due to narcolepsy (basically I keep falling asleep randomly) and procrastination the release date for the first episode may be set back a couple days, apologies for the inconvenience

On 2023-08-17 at 23:04:39
UPDATE: I was midway through writing Dietsoda's prologue yesterday and my computer ran out of charge so all my progress was reset. Also, given the nature of the fanfic and the theming of it, I decided to get straight into episodes rather than writing a bunch of prologues when there's not much room for character development anyway.
9On 2023-08-13 at 21:20:27
Anyway, here's the order of the prologues:
Dietsoda
Ruri and Watermelon
Nudge and Max
Lely
...And I'll do the rest along the way I guess

5On 2023-08-12 at 22:32:29
Do you know an approximate time the first episode will release or are you waiting for more people?
I think I have enough Fighters now, I'll get started on the first Episode shortly, so for now character applications are closed.
On 2023-08-12 at 10:51:19
Guys, just a reminder than y'all don't have to tell me whether you want romance/ships or not, there's not gonna be any time for any of that jazz since it's pretty much just Smash Bros. in fanfic form ๐
2On 2023-08-12 at 03:34:43
Name: Mike Oxlong
Color: Blue
Personality: A DANGEROUS SON OF A GUN that is not afraid to put people in their place but had a good heart but a short temper and abuse substances
Any abilities or weapons: does not feel pain because he is a drunk , the ability to drown opponent in a concentrated juice of of high pressure liquid poop
Gender: non binary
Height: 6"11
Weight class: Extremely Obese , a massive individual
Color: Blue
Personality: A DANGEROUS SON OF A GUN that is not afraid to put people in their place but had a good heart but a short temper and abuse substances
Any abilities or weapons: does not feel pain because he is a drunk , the ability to drown opponent in a concentrated juice of of high pressure liquid poop
Gender: non binary
Height: 6"11
Weight class: Extremely Obese , a massive individual
*Disgruntled teen voice* Hi and welcome to the Club of Rejections. How may I help?
5On 2023-08-12 at 03:03:21
Am I the only one who finds it funny that every Fighter is within the 5 foot range apart from Croassung (4'
and me (6'1)
PS: The Host doesn't count because he's not a Fighter
and me (6'1)PS: The Host doesn't count because he's not a Fighter
On 2023-08-12 at 00:19:39
Yes, I have finally decided to make another fanfic. The plot is that MKPC members are forced to battle each other in a tournament to become a prestiged 'Battlemaster'. At the end of three days (roughly translating to two or three episodes) the results of all the existing fighters are rounded up and the fighter in last place is eliminated (basically this world's equivalent of a death). Each episode is split into two parts: character development and lore; and fighting.
To join, you need to give me:
Name
Color (please use hex if necessary)
Personality
Any abilities or weapons
Gender (so I get a rough idea of who battles who first - I don't wanna rush into pitting boys against girls for example)
Height
Weight class (Light [fast but weak], Medium [average], Heavy [slow but strong])
FIGHTERS:
Alice
Kind, gentle and tearful but can be a psychopathic edgelord
Melon Nunchuku - A whip with a watermelon at the end that is used for both offense and defense
Acute cryokinesis
Agender
6'1
Medium
D4rk
Funny, serious in tense situations, rude in an argument
Make anything melt with a simple touch
Male
5'2.5
Medium
Lely (alter ego is called Invu)
Introvert around people not met before, extrovert around people met before. Very sensitive, can be a crybaby and doesn't know how to handle emotions all that much. Kind and insecure, and really wants to protect my friends
Can switch to alter ego, it's much stronger mentally but kinda weaker physically
Male
5'4.5
Medium
Coolio
#f9959c
Introverted and slightly selfish, wants friends but doesn't go out looking for them.
Flight and fire breath
Male
5'8
Heavy (changed for variety)
Max
A bit harsh or rash at times but generally a good friend
Magic
Male
5'5.5
Light (changed for variety)
Croassung
Has no idea what's going on
Freakin' banana gun
Male
4'8
Light (changed for variety)
Chilli
Kind, funny, can argue a lot
Fire breath
Male
5'2
Medium
Ruri
Energetic, boisterous, tomboyish, kind
Karate stuff
Female
5'4.5
Medium
Atomic
Funny, but serious in tense situations
Galactic sword and portals
Male
5'2
Medium
Skippy
Sarcastic but serious. Never smiles. Never can tell when said person is serious or sarcastic.
Genderfluid
6'2
Medium
Waluigor
Narcissistic, arrogant, likes to belittle and ridicule others, prone to anger, easily gets offended, but very high IQ
Average robot stuff
Male
7'10
Heavy
SS
Shy, quiet, pretty pessimistic. Doesn't celebrate the positives but instead tries to eliminate the negatives
Average Paratroopa stuff
Male
3'7.5
Light
Cringeh
Kind but psychopathic
Can create clones and fly and BOMBS
Male
5'3
Medium
Nudge
Smart, aggressive, kind to friends
Sharp claws, Hampter bombs
Male
Height: 4'2 (4'8 including ears)
Light
Panzer Elite
Competitive
Unable to retreat
Ghost
8'2
Heavy
Dietsoda
Strong moral code (no killing unarmed opponent's unless they are clearly evil) military focused, some banter but mostly serious, hates vampires, rarely says mayfly. Isn't a wood elf, but is a high elf
Skilled duelist + horse whisperer
Sword + shield
Female (to balance things out)
5'6
Light
xrunner (Guest character)
Computer loving, kind, a bit grandiose
Nintendo DS
Male
5'3
Light
Michael
Keeps to self in battle, helpful to friends, shy, a bit upbeat, and a little cocky at times
Sword
High jump and insane speed
Male
5'7
Medium
Ouchy
Easily angered, assumes everyone thinks is the worst person in the world ever, nerd, likes food A LOT
Yoshi + guns
Male
4'11"
Light
Choco
Brave and kind but a tiny bit annoying
Can create a highly flammable material known as Inverted Matter from hands
Male
5'10
Medium
Host (necessary not a member or guest character)
Verbose, slightly pushy, a little grandiose, dramatic
Demiboy
3'9
Not a fighter
To join, you need to give me:
Name
Color (please use hex if necessary)
Personality
Any abilities or weapons
Gender (so I get a rough idea of who battles who first - I don't wanna rush into pitting boys against girls for example)
Height
Weight class (Light [fast but weak], Medium [average], Heavy [slow but strong])
FIGHTERS:
Alice
Kind, gentle and tearful but can be a psychopathic edgelord
Melon Nunchuku - A whip with a watermelon at the end that is used for both offense and defense
Acute cryokinesis
Agender
6'1
Medium
D4rk
Funny, serious in tense situations, rude in an argument
Make anything melt with a simple touch
Male
5'2.5
Medium
Lely (alter ego is called Invu)
Introvert around people not met before, extrovert around people met before. Very sensitive, can be a crybaby and doesn't know how to handle emotions all that much. Kind and insecure, and really wants to protect my friends
Can switch to alter ego, it's much stronger mentally but kinda weaker physically
Male
5'4.5
Medium
#f9959c
Introverted and slightly selfish, wants friends but doesn't go out looking for them.
Flight and fire breath
Male
5'8
Heavy (changed for variety)
Max
A bit harsh or rash at times but generally a good friend
Magic
Male
5'5.5
Light (changed for variety)
Croassung
Has no idea what's going on
Freakin' banana gun
Male
4'8
Light (changed for variety)
Kind, funny, can argue a lot
Fire breath
Male
5'2
Medium
Ruri
Energetic, boisterous, tomboyish, kind
Karate stuff
Female
5'4.5
Medium
Atomic
Funny, but serious in tense situations
Galactic sword and portals
Male
5'2
Medium
Skippy
Sarcastic but serious. Never smiles. Never can tell when said person is serious or sarcastic.
Genderfluid
6'2
Medium
Waluigor
Narcissistic, arrogant, likes to belittle and ridicule others, prone to anger, easily gets offended, but very high IQ
Average robot stuff
Male
7'10
Heavy
SS
Shy, quiet, pretty pessimistic. Doesn't celebrate the positives but instead tries to eliminate the negatives
Average Paratroopa stuff
Male
3'7.5
Light
Cringeh
Kind but psychopathic
Can create clones and fly and BOMBS
Male
5'3
Medium
Nudge
Smart, aggressive, kind to friends
Sharp claws, Hampter bombs
Male
Height: 4'2 (4'8 including ears)
Light
Panzer Elite
Competitive
Unable to retreat
Ghost
8'2
Heavy
Dietsoda
Strong moral code (no killing unarmed opponent's unless they are clearly evil) military focused, some banter but mostly serious, hates vampires, rarely says mayfly. Isn't a wood elf, but is a high elf
Skilled duelist + horse whisperer
Sword + shield
Female (to balance things out)
5'6
Light
xrunner (Guest character)
Computer loving, kind, a bit grandiose
Nintendo DS
Male
5'3
Light
Michael
Keeps to self in battle, helpful to friends, shy, a bit upbeat, and a little cocky at times
Sword
High jump and insane speed
Male
5'7
Medium
Ouchy
Easily angered, assumes everyone thinks is the worst person in the world ever, nerd, likes food A LOT
Yoshi + guns
Male
4'11"
Light
Choco
Brave and kind but a tiny bit annoying
Can create a highly flammable material known as Inverted Matter from hands
Male
5'10
Medium
Host (necessary not a member or guest character)
Verbose, slightly pushy, a little grandiose, dramatic
Demiboy
3'9
Not a fighter
9[COLLAB FANFIC] MKPC Invasion (Gore Warning)
On 2024-01-12 at 08:08:57
(sorry for the triple post, ill just post another message)
Is that what ya meant to say?
On 2024-01-11 at 18:00:51
IT'S LITERALLY BEEN 11 MONTHS
Lmao those were my thoughts exactly
Lmao those were my thoughts exactly
On 2023-01-18 at 22:53:21
For Writer: Are you crazy?! OF COURSE!!!
For Character: Fall of MKPC info
By the way I'm gonna be EVIL (but if it means going against Lemon I'm switching to Good)
For Character: Fall of MKPC info
By the way I'm gonna be EVIL (but if it means going against Lemon I'm switching to Good)
1[Fanfic]: War Of Nations
On 2024-01-13 at 08:03:56
Name: Watermelon
Nation: Wyvernia (basically a fusion of Ireland, Japan, Singapore and Mongolia โ the strongest nation in the Illuverse - a large island nation (around the size of Australia) covered in mountains, rivers, taverns, cities, shrines, temples, castles, nightclubs, volcanoes, beaches and ice caps)
Wyvernia's place on the political spectrum: Socialist (๐ฒ๐ณ) with a constitutional monarchy (๐ฏ๐ต and ๐น๐ญ) but has a multiparty electoral system (๐ฎ๐ช and ๐ธ๐ฌ but Socialist party is in power so ๐ฒ๐ณ - but monarchy > government so ๐น๐ญ - however the government is anarchy so ๐จ๐ด I guess- wait Wyvernia doesn't have ๐จ๐ด inspiration)
Species: Half-human that can summon dragons (so half-human half-dragon pretty much - even though the dragon part isn't evident unless I'm using powers that summon dragons)
Color: Hotpink
Personality: Kind, energetic, a bit sassy, alot bit of an alcoholic, a bit eccentric and boisterous but very loving overall
Talents: Can summon dragons (as aforementioned), capable of interstellar kinesis (basically using star power), can manipulate people's auras (basically brainwashing but not direct or malicious)
Age: 19
Position of power: Princess (obviously)
Appearance: Tall (somewhere between 6'4 and 6'5), a little underweight, has long wavy reddish-brown hair with large white streaks in it, has one green eye and one blue eye, generally wears a pink crop top and pink leggings, both arms are clad in iridium armor, also wears an amethyst pendant to ward off evil
Accent: Mezzo-alto, heavily Irish with an East Asian ting to it
Military: Dragons, normal human warriors and soldiers, shrine maidens, kyubi-no-kitsune (nine-tailed foxes), werewolves, hachishakusama (very tall killer ghost girls), bake-danuki (shapeshifting raccoon dogs), komainu (fire-breathing lion dogs), shinigami (gods that carry the souls of the dead to the netherworld in boats)
How I came to power: Simply founded the Illuverse as a goddess and decided to settle in Wyvernia and the people said I could rule if I withdrawed my goddess powers, which I did
Nation: Wyvernia (basically a fusion of Ireland, Japan, Singapore and Mongolia โ the strongest nation in the Illuverse - a large island nation (around the size of Australia) covered in mountains, rivers, taverns, cities, shrines, temples, castles, nightclubs, volcanoes, beaches and ice caps)
Wyvernia's place on the political spectrum: Socialist (๐ฒ๐ณ) with a constitutional monarchy (๐ฏ๐ต and ๐น๐ญ) but has a multiparty electoral system (๐ฎ๐ช and ๐ธ๐ฌ but Socialist party is in power so ๐ฒ๐ณ - but monarchy > government so ๐น๐ญ - however the government is anarchy so ๐จ๐ด I guess- wait Wyvernia doesn't have ๐จ๐ด inspiration)
Species: Half-human that can summon dragons (so half-human half-dragon pretty much - even though the dragon part isn't evident unless I'm using powers that summon dragons)
Color: Hotpink
Personality: Kind, energetic, a bit sassy, a
Talents: Can summon dragons (as aforementioned), capable of interstellar kinesis (basically using star power), can manipulate people's auras (basically brainwashing but not direct or malicious)
Age: 19
Position of power: Princess (obviously)
Appearance: Tall (somewhere between 6'4 and 6'5), a little underweight, has long wavy reddish-brown hair with large white streaks in it, has one green eye and one blue eye, generally wears a pink crop top and pink leggings, both arms are clad in iridium armor, also wears an amethyst pendant to ward off evil
Accent: Mezzo-alto, heavily Irish with an East Asian ting to it
Military: Dragons, normal human warriors and soldiers, shrine maidens, kyubi-no-kitsune (nine-tailed foxes), werewolves, hachishakusama (very tall killer ghost girls), bake-danuki (shapeshifting raccoon dogs), komainu (fire-breathing lion dogs), shinigami (gods that carry the souls of the dead to the netherworld in boats)
How I came to power: Simply founded the Illuverse as a goddess and decided to settle in Wyvernia and the people said I could rule if I withdrawed my goddess powers, which I did
I MADE A MARIO KART NINE
On 2023-12-29 at 08:10:45
did you know if u close ur mouth you can shut up and not give your opinion that nobody asked for (jk)


Nah I think what nobody asked for was you to be a jackass
Guilded VS Discord
On 2024-01-10 at 06:31:08
I love how you wrote 22 pros for Guilded and only included 1 con, then for Discord you literally wrote 1 pro and 2 cons
Who Has a Rom Of Super Mario Sluggers? For Dolphin Esimlator?
On 2024-01-08 at 06:45:06
Well to be honest it's kinda funny how y'all are complaining that piracy's illegal since, under most copyright laws, MKPC is also technically illegal since it's not a parody of the Mario Kart franchise (but since it doesn't generate income apart from advertisement I don't know I think that the laws are slightly more... lenient), however since I don't have much of a criminal mindset I'm not aiding and abetting in piracy, sorry
anyone know battlebots?
On 2024-01-08 at 07:06:10
IN THE RED SQUARE, IT'S [insert random ass robot name here]!
AND IN THE BLUE SQUARE, IT'S [insert another random ass robot name here]!
NOW ARE YOU READY?! IT'S ROBOT FIGHTIN' TIME!
AND IN THE BLUE SQUARE, IT'S [insert another random ass robot name here]!
NOW ARE YOU READY?! IT'S ROBOT FIGHTIN' TIME!
[FANFIC] RUN: MKPC Story
On 2024-01-04 at 21:32:22
I love loading up MKPC and seeing RUN in the corner of my eye
I lowkey thought this was some BTS thing lol
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