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I have the best track ever

baba desert

If you have linked your email to that account then you can reset your password whilst logged out and it'll send an account recovery email to you, but if you haven't linked an email to your account, then you're going to have to contact Wargor about that.

This is because the tracks are just minimap images ripped from Google or some other track on MKPC. We don't allow challenges to be on tracks like this.

Edit: After further consideration, the Baby Park challenge could be accepted. I'd like to thank BowserJr03 for giving me some more clarity upon this topic.

Before you continue fighting over me, I would like to remind you to please stay on-topic to the forum's intended purpose.

Just tried it with the only buttons I have that actually still function and yes, you can reverse drift with an Xbox 360 controller

I personally use the arrow keys for movement and the control key for drifting, as these are on opposite ends of the keyboard for me and it allows for space between my hands so they can't too close together.

However, whatever feels most comfortable for you is what you should probably go with.

Hi it's me Hazelicity and I've made this topic for people who want to ask questions and answer questions about anything regarding MKPC, whether that may be track creation, strategies etc.



Please use this topic for its intended purpose and stay clear from off-topic discussions. A lot of topics are being shut down because of this and we really don't need another good one to have the same fate. Thank you.

https://mkpc.malahieude.net/map.php?i=181163

It's pretty simple

I made a pretty simple traditional level that shouldn't take too long to beat

J9C-SKS-WKG

Okay but I'm literally the former world record holder on this track, and still 2nd.




It's hard, but it's not the hardest

It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get some milk

anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently

and she changed my name to tickle tipson

anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me

please come back

Literally nothing is good about Koopa Beach 2 or Choco Island 1

You're a fucking idiot

Hey everyone, I'll still be on Mario Kart PC, however I will not be on it as much as I have been in the past. This is since my mock exams for Year 12 are coming up and the grades from these exams go towards the predicted grades for Year 13, contributing towards chances of getting into certain universities etc.

I will still be validating and beating challenges, but that's kinda the only thing I will be doing on this site until these mocks are over. I have to place more time on studying etc.

Alr cya

@Proudster you are so awesome

I do not play on a device

I use a TV remote to play MKPC on the TV