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Can we add Split Starting Points? It would make Certain Courses easier to make.



For an example, this course has 2 Starting Points. 4 Racers start on the left, the other 4 start on the Right. The only way to achieve this is having the Starting Line somewhere random, then a Teleporter would Teleport 4 Racers to one Starting Point, and the other 4 to somewhere Else.

wait actually this could be pretty useful, but I it is a thing than it should be toggled off by default with the option to turn it on

Who won the Bowl of Mushroom Soup?

Season 1 Episode 5
A WINNER IS YOU!

https://objection.lol/objection/9722787

Mimi: Wakey wakey it's Friday!
Alarm: The time is 5:23 A.M.
(Mimi waits about 3 hours for everyone to wake up.)
Mimi: Alright guys today is Friday, so we have set up some immersives like, idk Smash or-
Everyone: SUPER SMASH BROS!!!

(At the SMASH Arena...)
Mimi: Alright guys, here are the rules:

THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF STAGES:
BATTLEFIELD STAGE
FINAL DESTINATION STAGE
ARENA STAGE

EACH STAGE HAS A DIFFERENT LAYOUT

BATTLEFIELDS ARE SHAPED LIKE THE STAGE BATTLEFIELD

FINAL DESTINATIONS ARE SHAPED LIKE THE STAGE FINAL DESTINATION

ARENAS FORCE YOU TO RELY ON STAMINA KOS BECAUSE BLAST KOS ARE IMPOSSIBLE

FINAL SMASHES ARE ALLOWED

TAUNTING IS ALLOWED

Mimi: Welp guys, brace yourselves. The first match will take place in 5 minutes in the arena. It's Nommanic + Cinnamon VS Buck and Tom. It's a team game, because this is--
DOUBLE DASH!!
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(Music Change)
Music -- "Questioning -- Allegro 2004"
Nommanic: a.k.a. "Cross-Examination - Allegro 2004" ... (Oh and by the way if you are reading this know that I decided to change my text colour. Moves are from my submission in @-Kirbster-'s "[FANFIC]Super Smash Bros. X MKPC" )

3 2 1 START!
The match is taking place in a FINAL DESTINATION!!! Nommanic immediately takes on Tom, and combos dash-attacks before grabbing him! Nommanic throws Tom up, and switches to Human mode!

Meanwhile, Buck is spamming grenades at Cinnamon, who gets hit! Buck continues spamming grenades to edgeguard, but Cinnamon uses his up special and reflects the grenades with a basketball while simultaneously recovering! He up tilts and down airs to combo!

Now back to Nommanic and Tom, Nommanic grabs Tom and up throws! Nommanic then uses his Down Special, clearly plagiarized from Pikachu's down special, and knocks Tom far out! He recovers with a small jump, then an up special allows him to just barely grab the ledge! But oh no...! Nommanic is back into Shy Guy mode, and fully charged his down smash! He uses it, jumps and uses his up special, and KOs Tom!!

On the other side, after comboing, Cinnamon goes for a meteor smash! Buck challenges it with an up special, recovers successfully, then grabs Cinnamon! He throws him with 'help' from grenades, and runs over to help Tom with Nommanic!

Before that, Tom respawned and threw his axe, which is impossible to dodge! Nommanic responds by throwing a spear... The two continue to throw projectiles, then...

Buck throws 42 grenades at them, causing them both to lose a stock. Tom is at one stock now, a dangerously low amount! Unfortunately for him and Buck, Cinnamon recovered successfully and throws spears and basketballs at them!

Uh oh. It's the SMASH BALL!!!

One hit from the axe is enough to destroy the ball, and TOM GETS THE FINAL SMASH!!!...which he promptly uses, instant KOing everyone else on stage... and he taunts-- very snarky of him, but it BACKFIRES WHEN NOMMANIC CREATES PERSIM BERRY SPLASH POTIONS, CURING HIS PARTY'S CONFUSION!!!

Tom is still very overconfident, allowing Nommanic to charge up a smash attack. BUT, TOM COUNTERS IT!! HE SWINGS......and misses. Unfortunately for him, Nommanic charged up another smash, which Tom counters again, but Nommanic "Counters" it using "Counter!" Unfortunately for him (Nommanic), Tom counters that attack, and... oh no.

The two are AT IT! They're countering and countering

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Huh? Nommanic let his guard slip, which SOMEHOW DEALS NEGATIVE DAMAGE TO HIM!!!!.... Uh oh.

Lakitu: Huh? What is it?

Mimi: I think... it somehow fried the console's motherboard.

Lakitu: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DECLARE EMERGENCY!!!
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(Music Change)
potterpot: whatnow?
Kevin: I dunno. Speaking of which, how did you take negative damage?
Nommanic: Well, I KNEW that damage will overflow after that many iterations, so I just waited until that moment. I think it crashed the game.
Mimi: Sorry guys, the Smash sim is not working, so your options are Minecraft-
Some: MINCERAFT!!! [sic]
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(Sebastian, Katie, Boyfriend, and Pico spawn.)

Boyfriend: BEEP bop Boop <Chop chop wood!>

Katie: Okay guys, I'll take care of the crafting. *proceeds to craft 64 wooden hoes* there! Done!

Pico: Naw... *proceeds to craft wooden pickaxes* Now we can go mining!

(The team mines some stone and crafts full stone tools, except for hoes.)

Sebastian: Hey, I think we should build a base!

Boyfriend: Beep boop! <Great idea!>

(They build a shelter from wooden planks.)

Pico: Hey look a creeper!

(He tries to take it out but gets exploded.)

Nommanic: *commentating* MISSION
Explorers: *commentating* ABSOLUTE
MaleMan: *commentating* FAILURE
Boyfriend: ):<

Pico: *respawning* Ugh. What happened?

Nommanic: Skill issue.
Toad: Skill issue.
Toadette: Skill issue.
Kevin: Skill issue.
Stella: Skill issue.
Explorers: Skill issue.
Explorer: Skill issue.
Woodboy: Skill issue.
Fireboy: Skill issue.
India: Skill issue.
Russia: Skill issue.
GamerGuy: Skill issue.
DARKGAMER: S K I L L I S S U E
GamerGirl: Skill issue.
Garfield: Skill issue.
Odie: Skill issue.
Hunter: Skill issue.
Harper: Skill issue.
Kirby: Skill issue.
Bandanna Dee: Skill issue.
Buck: Skill issue.
Tom: Skill issue.
potterpottah killissue
littlepotter killissue
YoshiLOVER: Skill issue.
Mercury: Skill issue.
Boyfriend: ):<
Pico: ):<
Canada: Skill issue.
USA: Skill issue.
Sebastian: Skill issue.
Katie: Skill issue.
Mimi: Heyguys! The celebration is about to start, right... here. *tosses map* Bye!
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(Music Change)
Mimi: Well guys for tonight's menu... Mushroom Soup.
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Mimi: Something tells me this wasn't well-received.
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Mimi: Anyways! The winner goes to........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Stella:

Season 1
   Episode 5
       A WINNER IS YOU!
           THE END

...to be continued...

Ad: It's Friday! And Toad and Toadette have won the Bowl of Mushroom SOUP!!! *background cheers* Celebrate, with Gulpz Beers.

Ad2: Are you bored? Nothing to cheer for? Well...check out our new website! MKTV! We have the 2005 Grand Prix happening right now! Come watch the racers race! And the losers lose. MKTV has ALL of it! From the goldy oldies 1992 Grand Prix to the New Goodies 2025 Grand Prix! Start a free trial today and check out the 1st quarter of the Flower Cup happening soon!

S1 E4

Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9610335
Luigi's Mansion

*knock knock*
???: Can I make a change of partner petition?
???: Sure, who is your replacement?
???: Cinnamon Folloreht. He's waiting outside.
???: Ah okay that's fine. Here's his form...

Cinnamon Folloreht
Nonchalant, and sometimes sarcastic.
Kart: MKPC Daisy Kart
Special Item: Shadow Lock. While this is on, it hinders opponents' motor skills and overall driving skill.
Special Abilities: Manipulate people and objects.
DD Partner: Nommanic
Age: 26
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Alarm: Beep beep beep
(Music Start)
Alarm: Beep beep bee-
(Everyone wakes up.)
(Music Start)
Hunter: Bro, what the hell is this music?!
Nommanic: I think it's Bach's

Toccata and Fugue.

Hunter: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION LIL BOY-
Alarm: That's is correct. This ringtone is an arranged version of J. S. Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor-
Hunter: No one ask you-
Alarm: It appears you are quite uneducated in grammar.
Hunter: How dare you!
(He shoots an arrow at the alarm, but misses because the alarm suddenly rolls to the right.)
Mimi: Hey yall You have two- I mean four- I mean six ... (good I didn't hear that-)
Hunter: Sev-
(He gets slapped by GamerGuy and GamerGirl simultaneously.)
Mimi: ...new teammates.
Cinnamon Folloreht-
Nommanic: Wait, what are YOU doing here?
Sebastian
Katie
potter pottah
little potter
MaleMan
(Music Change)
Mimi: Because of the-
Tom: You mean MailMan.
MaleMan: No, it's MaleMan.
Tom: LOOK YOU IDIOT THAT IS LITERALLY THE-
Nommanic: No. His application form right there CLEARLY STATES that he KNOWS that "MailMan" is the correct spelling, but would like to be called the incorrect spelling!
Tom: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT YOU-
(He gets punched by Cinnamon.)
Buck: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT?! *throws a grenade*
(The grenade somehow accelerates back to Buck and explodes.)
Tom: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO BUCK?!? *swings axe*
(The axe breaks in half, the sharp point taking a boomerang path and hits the back of Tom, who screams.)
Cinnamon: At this point, it should be obvious that-
Hunter: Hey Cinnamon!! Wanna be friends! We can team against Nomma-
(Hunter's arrows lift into the air and pierce him, who promptly screams.)
Cinnamon: First of all, Nommanic's my brother. Second of all, you're clearly being specieist. Third of all-
Nommanic: What?
Sebastian: When do we get to the racing?
Mimi: Oh that's right I almost forgot! I'll have to do the preperations, lemme just, er... uhh...
Explorers: Hm?
Boyfrield: Hm?
Cinnamon and Nommanic: Oh, no, here we go AGAIN.
MaleMan: How long do we have to do consecutive dodgerblue characters?
Mimi: I just ended it.
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(Music Change)
Lakitu: Welcome! Everyone! To the final race of the Bowl of Mushroom Soup!
(The crowd cheers.)
Mimi: The final track...
Everyone: LUIGI'S MANSION!!!
Crowd: Woo!! Woohoo!!! Yaaay!!! Hurray!!! Yay for JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!
Nommanic: Huh? Why Jay?
Mimi: Have you forgotten already...?
3

2

1

GO!!!

(Everyone gets a rocket start and starts drifting.)
Mimi: Oh I almost forgot! MailMan-
MaleMan: -MaleMan
Tom: -MailMen-
Buck: -TheMailMan-
Tom: -TamaleMan-
Buck: -Tamale-
(Buck gets trickshot by Russia.)
Lakitu: The racers are approaching the Mansion... and... ... ... ...they trick!! Wait, what's Toad... Oh NOOOOOOO!!!
(The game crashes.)
Mimi: Sorry, people! Someone did a SPIN TURN on the STAIRCASE! We are trying to get the system back on, but... ... ... ... ... there!
(The karters resume racing.)
Mimi: *ahem* we will be using a goomba as MaleMan's DD Partner until he finds a suitable replacement.
(The racers do a sharp drift right.)
Lakitu: *ahem* And the racers are reaching the Mansion's exit! The road out is thin, though, so eventually...
Mimi: ...everyone bumps out into the unlimited-offroad.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT
Lakitu: The racers are unable to move, so... I guess I'll have to go help them.
(Lakitu pulls the racers out of the unlimited-offroad)
Mimi: Wait! You put them ahead of the checkpoint! How can they go back if the gate is closed?! ... ... Nevermind. *pulls out a laptop and starts typing* Okay. I deleted that checkpoint, so everything SHOULD be going a-okay.
Lakitu: *ahem* Now, the racers are also approaching the second set of unlimited-offroad!
(The racers get stuck in the mud.)
Mimi: Wait just a minute... *continues typing* there! Now the-
(-racers are sped at an incredible rate to the finish sign.)
littlepotter: daddydaddywhatishappening
potterpottah:ihavenoidea
LAP 2/3
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Huh? This music is way different from the previous one.
Sebastian: I could tell.
Nommanic: Uhh I think the Mansion changed according to the music. I wonder where Mario-
Mario: Hello! Oh! Sebastian, you are driving my kart! That is MY kart, not yours. *attacks Sebastian*
India: Uhh...
*riiing riiing riiiing riiing riiing riiiing riiiing riiing riiing riiing riiing riiiing*
Russia: <What is that?>
???: It's the sound of Tom comin' for ya.
Buck: Ready to die?
Mimi: Uhh this is not good.
Explorers: -not good at all.
(The racers are fighting at the first item box set.)
Nommanic: See? The Mansion is... rather modern.
Mario: Oh yeah! Dat is MY design! Do you like eet?
Nommanic: Frankly, no. It doesn't even fit the music--
(He gets down-specialled by Mario.)
Nommanic: But, the previous one fits the Mansion pretty well. It's the sound of you crying for help.
Mario: Huh?
Nommanic: I mean, weren't you kidnapped... ... ... ... --wait I mean CAPTURED in Luigi's Mansion?
(Somehow, this whole thing becomes a game of SSB.)
Mimi: GUYS!! THIS IS MARIO KART, NOT SUPER SMASH BROS!! GUYS!!
(Sebastian pulls a Fire Flower.)
Cinnamon: .............................................
Sebastian: Uhh cat got your tongue?
Katie: I think he's mesmerized by my beauty.
Sebastian: .............................................
Katie: Hey! The cat's not allowed to get YOUR tongue!
Nommanic: .............................................
Explorers: .............................................
Russia: .............................................
Boyfriend: .............................................
Pico: .............................................
Mimi: ..............................................
India: .............................................
Lakitu: Guys, this is Mario Kart, not Smash Bros or a game of English or Spanish-
Nommanic: --French. Wargor made this game, remember?
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Kirby: .............................................
(Mimi types on her computer, and everyone gets pushed in the Mansion, WITHOUT THEIR KARTS!!!)
Mimi: Sorry, yall..............................................
(Music Change)
Nommanic and Cinnamon: Ugh! The music quality is HORRIBLE!!
Explorers: Whaddya mean?
Boyfriend: Nah, bro. REAL whiz kids can work in ANY condition!
MaleMan: We're trying to hint you to tidy your desk more.
Boyfriend: Huh?
Mimi: Sorry to break the chain, but-
Luigi: Welcome to Luigi's Mansion! Pleese go to de next wroom.
Toadette and Stella: Can't we escape this?
Toad: Hmm... Yes, we can! ... ... ... ... ... wait but I don't have kart...
Nommanic: Yes, you do!
Toad: Huh? Oh I never noticed that there was a kart lying around there.
Luigi: Huh? Where deed dhat come from.
(The game crashes.)
Mimi: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Ah yes panic put into a song.
Mimi: I've finished rebooting the game, but it still might be GLIIIIIIIITCHY!!!!
Lap 3/NaN
(Everyone "falls" in the forward direction in lap completion, somewhat randomly.)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The racers continue to accelerate, this time through every other race in the Bowl of Mushroom Soup.)
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Mimi: Alrightie guys you have zero injuries in total, but this infraction was reported to the Police, and MKPC University MIGHT have to shut down due to safety violations. For now though, you've got to get ready for the second cup, the Cup that Red is allergic to.
Boyfriend: Don't we ever get a break?
Mimi: Oh that's right you didn't initially sign up.

Basically, Monday to Thursday will be Grand Prix racing. Friday is the winner celebration, and the weekend is free day, where you can do VS, TT, or anything you want.

...to be continued...

Season 1
   Episode 4
       Luigi's Mansion
           THE END

Ad: Who won the Grand Prix? Stay tuned to find out...

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Potter Pottah, a normal guy who is an admin but dosent use it for the sake of this.
Age:31
Kart: Standard Kart
Special Item: Triple Bob-Omb
Special Ability: Frenzy (dosent happen on his special item)
Partner: Little Potter

Little Potter, Potter's adventurous child who can drive a car and speak fluent English.
Age: 1 (no im not joking)
Specials: Same as Potter's
Partner: Potter

They speak lower case letters most of the time and no full stop, unless important.

They're also really good at driving.

They usually stay out of fights.

Also when Little Potter mentions a question to Potter, he says, 'Daddy daddy' at the start of the sentence.

The Switch 2 DOES NOT EXIST!
You see... Nintendo was rushing to make a console and contacted XBOX. So XBOX came up with a consloe that PURPOSELY HAD SIMILAR SPECS TO THEIR OLD CONSOLE, THE XBOX Series S, made it cost WAY TOO MUCH MONEY, and made Mariokart World BAD.  Now, is XBOX going to KILL NINTENDO by doing this?
I don't know... but... isn't that concerning?

Please ignore my bad sense of humor...

when wll part 2 begon

I think the lie is n° 2

I understand Funky Kong (noises he make make me want to break something) and Luigi is just Mario 2.0 but  Toadworth?! He did nothing wrong and how can you hate him?

I understand Funky Kong (noises he make make me want to break something) and Luigi is just Mario 2.0 but  Toadworth?! He did nothing wrong and how can you hate him?

just add baby to the start of that