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For writer: Yes of course.

Character:

Name: Dietsoda

Colour: Crimson

Species: elf (Wood elf more specifically.)

Personality: doesn't really like working with others and will constantly 'mock' them although actually consider it banter and not take anything said back too harshly. Will also call humans and other species with lifespans lower than 100 years 'mayflies' (An animal with an extremely short lifespan)

Skills/abilities: Very good eyesight, great with a bow, good at tracking.

Good as you always need an elf on the good side.

Should try that out on yourself some day, would be a vacation for our ears.

Case 1, Chapter 3 : Deadly Life
Monokuma : And now, let the investigation begin !!
Nudge : One important point is that the blood that James mentioned is only around the pond, not in the pond. And there doesn't seem to be any stab wound on his body.
Max : What if he was drowned ? This is a pond... it's very much possible that the killer used that as a trap.
Nodac : Yeah but what if the killer made a stab wound on a weird place that is not visible, only to wash off the blood with the pond ?
Monokuma : Puhuhuhuhu... this is a split opinion. You will be split between two teams depending on your opinion on this situation.
SPLIT DEBATE START
He died because he was stabbed
He died because he was drowned
Max : This is a pond. He most likely has been drowned in the water.
Nodac : As I said, what if the killer used the water to wash off the blood ?
Nudge : I inspected the body and there is absolutely no stab wound
James : Maybe the stab wound is in the back of his body ?
Dietsoda : If he was stabbed, he would probably have spit blood out.
MNL : But that literally explains the blood traces right there...
D4rk : They are way too far from the body, the killer probably got his blood somewhere else
SYK : They aren't even that far plus what if the killer stabbed Noob first only to drown him later
Daisankor : That seems really unrealistic. Although it's possible, do you know what the source of blood on this island might be ?
Croassung : There is a lab but I'm telling you, the source of Noob's death is by being stabbed.
Krazey : It sounds like we aren't going to come to an agreement. Is there any file to tell us the cause of the death ?
Cringeh : Nah there is not any file I think
Lely : No, that's wrong, and it's the MonoFile, that we were supposed to be given to, but Monokuma forgot
Princess : Fair enough, but if Monokuma forgot then this debate is endless...
Veno : Exactly so there is no point in continuing to argue until Monokuma hasn't even given us the file.
Monokuma : Split debate end ! That was fun, y'all are not as bad as I thought. Anyways, I am late, but who cares ? Not like that changes a lot !
Nodac : Are you stupid that literally changes everything...
MonoFile
Hour of death : 5:30AM
Cause : Drowning in water
Hint to solve the case : Someone has been betrayed and it's not the victim
D4rk : I mean yeah we were right but... hint to solve the case ?
Nudge : Monokuma knows how every murder happens
Nodac : But then, that means the culprit was betrayed and that's why they decided to kill Noob ?
Lely : Be careful with those hints. What if it considers me rejecting Princess as a roommate as a betrayal ?
Veno : Well I don't know, but coming back to the split debate, two hypothesises got thrown away and they need to be looked over again. We know that SYK's hypothesis is false since it's proved by the MonoFile, but Daisankor and D4rk, both on the "He has been drowned" side, mentioned that the killer could have got his blood somewhere else. Considering the pretty large size of the blood, can't we just check out each other's arms and see if there is any lab or something on the island ?
MNL : Dirty
Dietsoda : It is not. In fact, what is dirty is your mind. Veno is only trying to come to a conclusion using only small elements that are very helpful and that nobody thought about before, and you are going into hormonal teenager mode because he said we were going to check out each other's arms. Literally, what the hell.
MNL : Hormonal teenager mode 💀
Veno : I guess I must ask... are you okay with an arm checkout ?
Many "Yes"'s were said and nobody seemed to refuse, so MNL just said yes too, in defeat.
Veno : Perfect so let me proceed.
Once Veno was done, he looked surprised.
Veno : There seems to be no mutilation. The lab seems to be a better hypothesis at the moment.
MNL : What if--
Veno : Shut up.
Nudgy who explored the island thoroughly nodded and guided everyone to something that he thought was a lab. In fact, it was a medical shop, who selled needles, band-aids... but also blood packets in case of quick and unwanted blood loss.
Nodac : Woah, so that's where the blood is from...
Monokuma : Yeah whatever. Now's the time to have fun, because the class trial starts NOW!!
Later...
Daisankor : Of course, the class trial in the official courtroom. Makes sense.
Nodac : Anyways where do we start ?
Lely : The alibis. What are your alibis for not murdering Noob during this case ?
Max : The murder happened at 5:30PM. I was still sleeping and the cameras can prove that.
Lely : I was also sleeping
Nudge : But everyone was supposed to be sleeping. How do we know who woke up when ?
Veno : No, we need to perceive it in a different way. Who is more suspicious instead of who is less.
D4rk : In this case, I suspect James, because he was late to the meeting only to tell us a lot about the murder that happened.
Croassung : That seems right, but that cannot be the conclusion. What if he was framed ? That's what I mean.
Cringeh : No I don't think he was framed. He is definitively the murderer.
Max : Well I don't know about that. "Betrayal from a close friend"...
Nodac : That definitively looks like someone who has been framed. Now I suspect Cringeh
Max : Why
Nodac : Isn't it obvious ? The betrayed person is James. He is Cringeh's friend. Cringeh could have told him to go in a place where he actually wasn't, only to distract James during the time he would go for a murder, and then James could have looked around the whole island to meet Cringeh, although that was just a trick to pinpoint the murder on him
Lely : Very good theory
Nudge : The only inconsistency is, why would James look around for Cringeh during the whole murder, then not even coming back until the meeting ?
Lely : What if Cringeh left a note where he told James to meet him at 5:30 by the lonely Pianta's island where Lily Pad Ride pipe is that James only noticed when he woke up ? James probably used a boat to arrive there. Plus, he maybe was late, and was in a hurry to go there so he didn't go anywhere else then. Also James is a kind person so there are chances he trusted Cringeh just went back to the island before the time they were supposed to meet, so he was forced to go back and that is why he was late to the meeting
MNL : You know too much. What if you were the one who orchestrated this murder, and just replaced your name, by Cringeh's one ?
Cringeh : True, I didn't frame James. You are the one betraying me.
James : NO, THAT'S WRONG !
James interrupted Cringeh like a Danganronpa protagonist. The whole room was looking at him, wondering why he finally spoke up, and also why he spoke up so late about what happened.
James : Everything Lely said is true and you know that ! I just wanted to trust you until the very end because you were a great friend of mine on this island, but when you think about it that way, everything puzzles ! Also, you didn't betray me once, but twice. You also told me yesterday "What if I committed murder to escape with you" so I tried to cover up your murder as well, because even if I trusted you, I also thought about the fact that you might have committed a murder, so I tried to cover it up, by putting the cheap cover on Noob's body, but also by defending the wrong side in the split debate, hoping that it would change the outcome and allow us to escape, because I was so gullible. So I didn't tell anyone about what happened or about my suspicions. I wanted to shield you against suspicion, but it seems like you have abused that, since after betraying me by telling me to meet - and on top of everything, ALONE, which was a red flag for murder according to Daisankor, which means you could have betrayed me there too - you pinpoint the crime on me here and say that I'm not framed. Why do you know so much about that, huh ? Well because you are the murderer and the one who framed me.
Cringeh : You literally betrayed me just now ! I am gonna get executed !
James : You deserved to be betrayed-- WHAT ? EXECUTED ?
Cringeh : That is what happens in Danganronpa ! If people find out the truth about this case and about who the murderer is, the murderer gets executed. Also, you cannot escape, since I didn't succeed my murder plan, all thanks to you. So you are going to stay in this hellhole and I'm going to die. All of that because you couldn't have kept your mouth shut ! Also, James, wanna know something ? This murder plan was quite easy to figure out, especially with people who already experienced a killing game, among us. (Pun intended.) So it's either they figure out right, or they figure out wrong, but there is no "not figuring out". If I pinpointed the murder on you, you would have been voted as the culprit, only for them to realize that no, I was, so that we could escape together. Also the other people wouldn't even be executed, as Monokuma said. We would just get to escape. You ruined everything because you panicked. Talk about a trustworthy friend.
James : N-no, t-that's wrong. E-Executed ? He w-would n-never...
Monokuma : In fact, yes, I'll do. For now, I prepared a very special punishment for Cringeh... MisterCringeh, the Ultimate Spy.
James : No... NOOOOO !!
Monokuma : Still, we have the climax and the voting to do.
Lely : Here's everything that happened in this case, the first case !
Act 1
The murder plan started last night, when the culprit told James that maybe he would murder for them to get out.
Gullible, James only trusted the culprit and wiped it off, going to sleep.
Act 2
Then when James woke up, at 5:20AM, he noticed the culprit wasn't there, but the culprit had left a note. That note said "Please meet me on the Lonely Pianta's island, where the Lily Pad Ride pipe is, by 5:30AM".
Act 3
James then went to that island via the MechaPianta boats, in a hurry because he was late. Once he arrived there, he thought the culprit would be there, but he wasn't there. And that's for a reason. The culprit, in the meanwhile, told Noob that they should explore Corona Mountain together. Noob came, sleepy, and he forgot about the fact that he was meeting up with the culprit alone.
Act 4
While James was coming back, wondering what happened, the culprit had already strangled Noob, with the blood packets he got... last night. He was the only one aware of the existence of this lab before this morning, where we all found out. He bought the blood packets "just in case" last night.
Act 5
James was looking everywhere around the island while the culprit was pouring some blood around, making us think Noob was stabbed, when actually the culprit just drowned Noob.
The culprit then just got down slowly. And since everyone was busy with something else, nobody noticed the murder, until James came back and saw it... Thinking to himself that this was the culprit's doing, he covered up Noob's body with a fake, cheap MechaPianta cover.
Act 5
But then the meeting started, and the culprit was sitting among us... and that's when James entered, after having covered up the culprit's murder.
Act 6
We then moved to the dead MechaPianta, trusting James who was surprised when he was actually behind the cover. The culprit discovered the body with us but didn't say a word. And now they are standing among us, and they are finally under the spotlight...

Isn't that right, MisterCringeh, the Ultimate Spy ?
Once Lely was done with the climax...
Krazey : Impressive, I must say.
Lely : Thank you I guess...
James : ... no...
Monokuma : Now now, we'll proceed to the voting...
Results
1. Cringeh - Lely, Max, D4rk, Veno, SYK, Daisankor, Krazey, Dietsoda, Nodac, MNL, Croassung, Princess - 12 votes
2. James - Cringeh, James - 2 votes
3. Lely - Nudge - 1 vote
Monokuma : Well then, this voting has no appeal ! Puhuhuhuhu. Except the dumbass that tries to run away from fate, the another dumbass feeling guilty and doing stupid things in consequence, and the random person who voted another random person. IT'S... PUNISHMENT TIME ! AHAHAHAHAHAHA !
James : NO ! DON'T GO ! PLEASE ! YOU ARE MY ONLY FRIEND ! STAY WITH ME ! DON'T EXECUTE HIM ! EXECUTE ME INSTEAD ! I REGRET EVERYTHING !
Cringeh : You should have said that earlier...
James : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!
Cringeh : ... I'm sorry. 😢
Monokuma then brought Cringeh to a room where he was attached to a computer. On the computer, every world conspiracy, every cure to every sickness and every solution to every war was being shown. Cringeh saw his friends on the other side of the cage. He desperately reached out for them to tell them everything he saw, only to see that his friends were actually clones, and that's when the computer came at him at full force and pushed him to the cage, only to start floating and crush him from upwards.
Danganronpa MKPC 2 - Chapter 3
The end

Do you think that as it's what you did?

Case 0, Chapter 2 : Daily Life
6 in the morning. The nerds are up.
Nudge : Coming up with murder plans that are more original - Chapter 1, Page 1, Introduction. Stabbing someone or whacking them on the head is completely unoriginal. For a first murder, it is recommended to use plans that have never been used before. For example, using gas to make someone go unconscious, hanging them to a rope, and putting all the blood on the hands of someone else, by making them open the door, pull the rope and therefore hanging the person, that will become a corpse.
Croassung : If a train crosses the road at 6:00AM with a wind of 67mph, with a dead body on the tracks, how much blood will there be on the train's wheels (use liters as a value) ?
Nodac : Oh shut up I'm tryna sleep. Y'all are reading murder and math books when the sun hasn't even gotten out of its sleep. So let us rest.
Monokuma : Nah, in fact wake up bitches. I already have a motive in mind and I need to provide it to you right now.
Daisankor : What is it about ? At least it cannot be worse than the quality of these beds.
Monokuma : Siri ! Read the motive.
Siri : We're no strangers to--
Monokuma : Not that, dumb bitch ! The motive !
Siri : Now from the top, make it drop--
Monokuma : NOOOOO !!! JEEZZZ !!
Lely : That is some questionable music choice if you allow me
Monokuma : Shut up, you listen to Sayaka Maizono. Anyways, the motive is...
MNL : Can we have Kirby pancakes for breakfast?
Monokuma : STOP INTERRUPTING ME !
MNL : But I'm hungry
Lely : Please just let him say the motive
MNL : alr then
Monokuma : Anyways I just finished an old book this morning and it gave me an idea. If one of you murders someone in the next 24 hours without getting caught in the class trial which will occur afterwards, then you can choose one person with you to escape with. In the meanwhile, the spotless will survive because it wouldn't be fun if the game was shortcutted after one chapter.
D4rk : Oh nice. I think I'm getting to work.
Croassung : Why did you put the darkest color next to the whitest color, this shit is going to make me blind
MNL : Is that racism ???1!111!!
Nodac : CROASSUNG RACISM CONFIRMED
James : Y'all also have dark colors, it's time someone breaks the pattern.
MNL : That joke flopped harder than the WiiU. OH WAIT DID I JUST SUMMON KIRBYBOY ??? AHHHHH
Krazey : That joke was a flop too.
Lely : Love in the dark night
보여줄래 내 맘 빛이 나는 순간
Max : wut
Lely : Nah don't worry I was just stopping a potential chain from happening
MNL : Well that FLOPPED, bitch
Princess : Your existence is a flop
MNL : How come you didn't figure out yet ?
Dietsoda : Time is not what matters. Results is the most important thing in the algorithm of life.
MNL : Wow chill it's not that serious
Princess : At least he has a brain, unlike you
MNL : Damn why are you so cold
Princess : Because you can't handle the heat
Lely : That behavior doesn't suit you
Princess : Enough cuteness, it's Halloween
Lely : Quit that please
Princess : Yes, once we get to escape together, out of this...
Lely : I'm not getting out of this with a murderer, I'd rather help everyone rather than just myself and the murderer
Princess : Damn, you're not fun..
Lely : At least I'm not a princess wannabe with the least elegant attitude on this island
Princess just slightly laughed and went away, leaving Lely in a mix of disbelief and anger.
Max : That's weird of her to act like that, she usually isn't that type of person
Lely : I don't know but I dearly hope that this is just a scenario to scare us. We are in a killing game, this is not the time to pull a Nagito.
Nudge : sus moment
Nodac : That girl is on crack. It's my job to be the sassy bitch.
Max : Anyways, we need to be careful. A murder could happen anytime. Plus the murderer here won't have the guilt caused by 13 dead people, but only the guilt caused by 1, so I guarantee you that this is not gonna be fun
Croassung : We should plan a meeting
D4rk : Agreed. As for the people who have already been in this killing game, can you tell us more about it ?
Nudge : It's a game where you all think you are friends at the beginning, only to realize that you can't trust anyone. The motives in particular create an usual bloodthirst that we wouldn't have normally. Except for me of course. I always like to kill people but that is another subject.
Max : Also, while emotional intelligence is sometimes important to solve cases, don't let your emotions take over you. In the first killing game, I had no talent, like SYK. I tried to help because I wanted to prove that I wasn't useless. But that, even if it might be normal... it's selfish. It makes the group's ambiance and chemistry unhealthier and you cannot be a support for others, and there are times where you need support.
Daisankor : I don't have anything emotional to say so I'm just going to tell you what I think would be the red flags for murder.
- Don't meet up with someone alone. Even if they are your friends. EVERYTHING can happen.
- Don't approach someone who overthink the motive. That often means that this person is considering to murder someone for the motive.
- When you find out about something suspicious, beware. It might be a trap of Monokuma or a killer's trap. A secret room or passage, for example.
Lely : And please... if you feel down, talk about it with someone, but NOT ALONE. Try to be here for others, and I think that they will be here for you too..
After Lely's last sentence, a silence just took over the room.
After one minute of nothing...
Nodac : Damn that's some good advice
SYK : Thank you for the advice about being talentless, I appreciate that you care about those things
Croassung : The advice about the red flags will be extremely useful, we could prevent a lot of murders with that
D4rk : Wow thank you, didn't expect that much when I first said that
Veno : Now I don't want to look like I'm overthinking the motive, but according to the bloodthirst Nudgy talked about, isn't it gonna be a cleanse somehow ? The murderer and the person who agrees to leave with the murderer might be people we don't want with us during a killing game.
Dietsoda : That is very much true.
With that said, the MKPCians went on with their day, just having fun around the island. Eventually, the night arrived.
Monokuma : Hi, I just wanted to tell you about the one rule for now. At 11:00PM, which is in five hours, you will no longer be able to leave your dorms, until 6:00AM. Also, you will be paired to sleep together - nothing sus, there are cameras - and that is pretty much it.
Lely : Do we get to choose with who ?
Monokuma : Of course you do. Why not
Princess : 👉👈
Lely : No. Do you acknowledge how much distrust you created by behaving like a mysterious weirdo ? I don't want to be killed at nighttime, thank you.
Princess : What if I kill so that we can escape
Lely : Get away from me. Monokuma, are we forced to leave the island with someone who murdered for us ?
Monokuma : Nah, of course not. The longer you stay 'round here, the happier I am. So you are welcome.
Lely : That's what I thought. You heard that right ? I am not leaving.
Max : If you don't want to be with her can you pair with me--
Lely : Sure I guess
D4rk : Who wants to watch cat videos at midnight while learning a kpop dance challenge ?
MNL : Nobody
Princess : I guess me then
Nudge : I will be pairing with Croassung since he seems to be the smartest one out of you all mathematically
Croassung : That seems about right
James : Well then. Anyone that wants to pair with me ?
Cringeh : We are both French people so why not ?
Dietsoda : Pfft... mayflies. Noob, do you want to pair with me ?
Noob : Oh yeah, why not ?
Nudge : 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽
Noob : What about it
Nudge : Nah forget about it
Noob : You know, I know how to measure when I need to be serious and when I can be unserious as heck, and this is absolutely a situation where seriousness is expected
Dietsoda : Very great thing to hear
Veno : Anyone that wants to pair with me ? I'd say I'm fine with nearly anyone that does not plan to murder
Krazey : That could definitively be me
Veno : Then so be it, you seem quite chill
Krazey : Nice
Nodac : Anyone that can handle me ?
MNL : Me I guess
SYK : Well, seems like it tightened to us. Daisankor, are you okay with us pairing or not ? It's fine either way
Daisankor : Of course
SYK : Nice we have similar colors
After that, they just ate and went shopping for a bit. In the shops they appeared to found mechanical Piantas that reminded of Monokuma.
It eventually went fast and the night passed. They woke up at 6 again, this time not because the nerds were up but because they set their alarms to make the meeting occur.
Nudge : I'm just going to the bathroom
Max : Same
Lely : Same
D4rk : Ah, where is it ?
Nudge : On the pier below that arch
In the meanwhile, everyone just did their own thing for 5-10 minutes, and the meeting eventually happened.
Max : Is everyone here ?
Nudge : I see everyone... wait... no, James is not there.
Cringeh : I woke up and he was already not there, maybe he went to explore the island ?
Nudge : No, a lot of things could be possible, and some worse than others. Has anyone seen him ?
James : I am here. Sorry if I'm late, *pants* I just saw something weird.
Nudge : What exactly ?
James : One of the mechanical Piantas seems to be dead. He is next to the entrance of Corona Mountain. Strangely enough, I saw blood around him, even if he is mechanical, and we cannot tell if he died by being stabbed, or by being drowned. A knife is on his body and he's attached to the bottom of the hot pond. It would be better if you all came.
They arrived at the crime scene. The mechanical Pianta was laying there, lifeless. Nudge approached the body, while Lely was speechless, visibly scared.
Nudge : Hmm. I see.
Croassung : What do you see ? Don't hang up on us !
Nudge : Well, the mechanical Pianta is fake. You can see the cover folds here. Also the colors start to wash away. That can only mean one thing...
D4rk : WHAT DOES IT MEAN THEN ?
Nudge : It means it's a cover for a dead body *approaches and starts to move*. And the only person we haven't seen in a while, even if we forgot about them because we saw James's absence first...
Nudge slowly lifted the cover. All of a second, it looked very cheap and unrealistic. But the truth that nobody wanted to acknowledge because they were in complete denial... the sad reveal that appeared before their eyes... was the sight of Noob's dead body.
Max : Lely, please don't faint. We need everyone's attention here.
Lely : I'm not. I'm just literally speechless. How did this happen ? Which one of us ?
Monokuma : Well we are about to know that, since a body has been discovered. We are gonna investigate it first and then have a class trial to see who committed this murder. Puhuhuhuhu... now is the good and fun part.