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9374 pts ★ ExpertOn 2024-09-28 at 10:23:03
i just chose the first person i saw i have had that in my mind for a while and i know its ass just saying
Im sorry bro, but this topic is straight-up cheeks my guy, just lock/abandon it
He didn't make it though.
FUCK, WE ALL COOKED, and we can't get the mods because they probably wont care much and just give a warning (or do nothing)
Wdym? Just ask the person that actually made the topic, not some guy.
On 2024-09-28 at 00:51:37
i just chose the first person i saw i have had that in my mind for a while and i know its ass just saying
Im sorry bro, but this topic is straight-up cheeks my guy, just lock/abandon it
He didn't make it though.
Yo kai watch 5 ?????
On 2024-09-27 at 08:51:57
...holy horror mansion...
I can't believe it...
I can't believe it...
Pokemon Copy
Very different things. What makes you belive that yokai watch is a copy of pocket monsters?
What next? Warhammer fantasy is a world of warcraft ripoff (it's the other way around in that case)
describe the vegan teacher in 5 words
On 2024-03-17 at 08:44:30
Proof protein deficiency causes idiocy.
9[FANFIC] Magma Island
On 2023-03-23 at 08:35:08
Dawn of the third day (Day 3)
Sorbet: So where are we going again?
???: Do I have to say this to all of them? You're going to an island to fight some strangers from around the world. Clear enough for your simple little mind?
Yesterday on the island, Nudge's plane turned around and crashed into the island. Max awakes by the wreckage.
Max: Well, It's another day. Is that the plane Nudge was on? Maybe there's some supplies inside...
Max enters the plane and looks around.
Max: Oh... that must be Nudge's body. I should look a-
Nudge: What are you doing in here?
Max: AAAAHH! DON'T DO THAT!
Lely: Hey w- WAIT IS THAT A GHOST?!?!?!?
Nudge: No.
Max: How did you survive?
Nudge: Nevermind. I must get rid of those who have wronged me.
Max: What do you mean?
Lely: I think he's going to kill the people who voted him last night.
Max: Oh. Well, should we stay as a group?
Nudge: Sure, why not?
Lely: Could this mean that d4-
Max: Alright, let's go!
On the black rock beach...
Fiery: Perhaps I should find a group, maybe I would be safer that way.
MisterCringeh: Hello
Fiery: Oh hi! Didn't see you there.
MisterCringeh: I hear you need a group?
Fiery: Yes, do you want to group up with me?
MisterCringeh: That would be great! Can Buzzma join us too? She's only a little bit... stuck.
Buzzma: WHO LEAVES RANDOM HOLES IN THE GROUND
?
IlluZhion: Need some help there?
MisterCringeh: You're the one who kil-
IlluZhion: The one and only. My companion is in one of these holes, and I need some help.
Fiery: Oh well, any companion of yours is likely stronger than Buzzma. Let's go save this person!
Buzzma:
???: IlluZhion? Are you there?
IlluZhion: Of course.
MisterCringeh: Hello mystery person! What is your full name, date of birth, home address, IP address and favourite colour?
???: I can't tell you that. I'm going to have to stay here all day.
Fiery: And why is that?
A crackling can be heard...
???: Hello? I don't know if you can hear me, but I compromised their speaker's security. You have to go to the do- I've got to go, I will be seeing you shortly.
The Host: We apologize for that... mistake.
In the woods, a fight is taking place...
Jenwren: Just hand it over!
Popplio: NO! I SAW IT FIRST!
Jenwren: Let's have a fight for it.
Popplio: OK, I accept your challenge.
Jenwren dives for the pistol...
Popplio: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Noob: GUYS, STO-
Jenwren: Who said?
Jenwren shoots Popplio in the head...
Noob: Now that was completely unnecessary.
Lely: What was that on the speakers?
Max: I don't know, but I think someone's here to save us.
Nudge: But whom? And where?
Max: That we do not know. I think the docks?
Lely: Then let's go there.
Max: But what's going on there? I see something.
Lely: Is that... Jenwren? And Popplio?
Nudge: *Was Popplio
Lely: wait what
Max: I think he just died.
Lely: But how?
Jenwren: Gun
Noob: That wasn't very descriptive
Jenwren: I used a gun to shoot this guy in the head.
Max: I see. In that case, I'm going to throw this spear at you.
Jenwren: OK.
Max throws the spear through Jenwren's head, killing her instantly.
Lely:
Nudge: Clean shot. Could've been better though.
The Host: Alright everyone, I see that some of you have been "eliminated" today. Well then, should we get on with the votes?
Dietsoda: I am tired of Noob's existence.
MisterCringeh: I'll vote myself because why not.
Max: I don't really have anyone to vote for, but I will vote myself as I murdered someone today.
Noob: I think I'll vote for Dietsoda, in that case.
Buzzma: Fiery didn't help me get out of that STUPID HOLE
!
Fiery: I think I'll go for MisterCringeh for wasting my time. I shouldn't waste existence to save some weird lady in a hole.
Nudge: Max could've gotten a better kill.
StarSplizz: I vote for MisterCringeh, because why not?
K: I'll go with myself as no one has justification to target me.
Lely: I would vote Max for murdering someone, even though he could've just captured Jenwren, but I'll go with Nudge for being a crazy person.
Sorbet: I only just arrived here, but I agree with this "Lely" person.
The Host: Well, your votes have been placed...
and MisterCringeh is eliminated!
MisterCringeh: At least I get to be with bread in heaven...
The Host: Step into this chamber, please.
Cringeh enters, the door closes behind him and a button is pressed...
MisterCringeh: Woah, is that bread coming out of the celling?
The Host: It is! And now you don't have to be with bread only in heaven, you can die with it! Or should I say, by it...
MisterCringeh: What?
The bread falls in faster and faster, and MisterCringeh suffocates in bread. The participants can see how he died...
Lely: I'm going to be sick.
Max: JUST DO IT IN THE SE-
End of Part 3...
Sorbet: So where are we going again?
???: Do I have to say this to all of them? You're going to an island to fight some strangers from around the world. Clear enough for your simple little mind?
Yesterday on the island, Nudge's plane turned around and crashed into the island. Max awakes by the wreckage.
Max: Well, It's another day. Is that the plane Nudge was on? Maybe there's some supplies inside...
Max enters the plane and looks around.
Max: Oh... that must be Nudge's body. I should look a-
Nudge: What are you doing in here?
Max: AAAAHH! DON'T DO THAT!
Lely: Hey w- WAIT IS THAT A GHOST?!?!?!?
Nudge: No.
Max: How did you survive?
Nudge: Nevermind. I must get rid of those who have wronged me.
Max: What do you mean?
Lely: I think he's going to kill the people who voted him last night.
Max: Oh. Well, should we stay as a group?
Nudge: Sure, why not?
Lely: Could this mean that d4-
Max: Alright, let's go!
On the black rock beach...
Fiery: Perhaps I should find a group, maybe I would be safer that way.
MisterCringeh: Hello
Fiery: Oh hi! Didn't see you there.
MisterCringeh: I hear you need a group?
Fiery: Yes, do you want to group up with me?
MisterCringeh: That would be great! Can Buzzma join us too? She's only a little bit... stuck.
Buzzma: WHO LEAVES RANDOM HOLES IN THE GROUND
?IlluZhion: Need some help there?
MisterCringeh: You're the one who kil-
IlluZhion: The one and only. My companion is in one of these holes, and I need some help.
Fiery: Oh well, any companion of yours is likely stronger than Buzzma. Let's go save this person!
Buzzma:
???: IlluZhion? Are you there?
IlluZhion: Of course.
MisterCringeh: Hello mystery person! What is your full name, date of birth, home address, IP address and favourite colour?
???: I can't tell you that. I'm going to have to stay here all day.
Fiery: And why is that?
A crackling can be heard...
???: Hello? I don't know if you can hear me, but I compromised their speaker's security. You have to go to the do- I've got to go, I will be seeing you shortly.
The Host: We apologize for that... mistake.
In the woods, a fight is taking place...
Jenwren: Just hand it over!
Popplio: NO! I SAW IT FIRST!
Jenwren: Let's have a fight for it.
Popplio: OK, I accept your challenge.
Jenwren dives for the pistol...
Popplio: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Noob: GUYS, STO-
Jenwren: Who said?
Jenwren shoots Popplio in the head...
Noob: Now that was completely unnecessary.
Lely: What was that on the speakers?
Max: I don't know, but I think someone's here to save us.
Nudge: But whom? And where?
Max: That we do not know. I think the docks?
Lely: Then let's go there.
Max: But what's going on there? I see something.
Lely: Is that... Jenwren? And Popplio?
Nudge: *Was Popplio
Lely: wait what
Max: I think he just died.
Lely: But how?
Jenwren: Gun
Noob: That wasn't very descriptive
Jenwren: I used a gun to shoot this guy in the head
.Max: I see. In that case, I'm going to throw this spear at you.
Jenwren: OK
.Max throws the spear through Jenwren's head, killing her instantly.
Lely:
Nudge: Clean shot. Could've been better though.
The Host: Alright everyone, I see that some of you have been "eliminated" today. Well then, should we get on with the votes?
Dietsoda: I am tired of Noob's existence.
MisterCringeh: I'll vote myself because why not.
Max: I don't really have anyone to vote for, but I will vote myself as I murdered someone today.
Noob: I think I'll vote for Dietsoda, in that case.
Buzzma: Fiery didn't help me get out of that STUPID HOLE
!Fiery: I think I'll go for MisterCringeh for wasting my time. I shouldn't waste existence to save some weird lady in a hole.
Nudge: Max could've gotten a better kill.
StarSplizz: I vote for MisterCringeh, because why not?
K: I'll go with myself as no one has justification to target me.
Lely: I would vote Max for murdering someone, even though he could've just captured Jenwren, but I'll go with Nudge for being a crazy person.
Sorbet: I only just arrived here, but I agree with this "Lely" person.
The Host: Well, your votes have been placed...
and MisterCringeh is eliminated!
MisterCringeh: At least I get to be with bread in heaven...
The Host: Step into this chamber, please.
Cringeh enters, the door closes behind him and a button is pressed...
MisterCringeh: Woah, is that bread coming out of the celling?
The Host: It is! And now you don't have to be with bread only in heaven, you can die with it! Or should I say, by it...
MisterCringeh: What?
The bread falls in faster and faster, and MisterCringeh suffocates in bread. The participants can see how he died...
Lely: I'm going to be sick.
Max: JUST DO IT IN THE SE-
End of Part 3...
Jokes on you Diet, I will continue to be the vain of your existence for all eternity. 😁👍
I swear if I get voted I'm pulling you in with me and we will both die. Otherwise I will find you in this island and once I get my hands on a bow dispatch of you with no witnesses.
On 2023-03-22 at 19:04:22
Approximately how long do you think it will be until you release the next episode?
On 2023-01-01 at 10:50:28
Been 3 days. Now's your chance to release it, please.
On 2022-12-29 at 11:44:39
Approximately how long will it be until the next episode releases?
On 2022-12-16 at 17:08:59
Dawn of the first day (Day 1)
It is morning, and everyone are finding themselves in the island's various sections. Next to the waterfall, MisterCringeh wakes up.
MisterCringeh: Huh? Where am I? Is that Buzzma?
Buzzma: Who is that on the hill?
MisterCringeh: Hey Buzzma! It's me, MisterCringeh!
Buzzma: Oh hi
!
Meanwhile, by the rocks...
Max: I seem to be on a beach of black rocks. Is that a spear over there? Alright, I'll send out snorl-
The Host: I took the strange ball in your pocket during your sleep.
Max: WHAT? WHY WERE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY POCKETS? AND WHY CAN I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOWHERE NEARBY?
The Host: I have speakers, cameras and microphones all around here. Remember, you're all on TV...
Max: OK. Phew. No privacy around here. Got it. Anyway, why don't I pick up that spear?
*Max picks up the spear*
Max: Perfect.
Deep into the forest...
Dietsoda: Hmm... Could do with some knives down here.
Noob: Did somebody say "knives"?
Dietsoda: Yes, I did. And if you don't give me any, I will find some other way to stab you.
Noob: OK, jeez. I found these combat knives here, if I give them to you, can we work together?
Dietsoda: Just hand over the knives.
Noob: I'll give them if you let m-
Dietsoda: I SAID, HAND OVER THE KNIVES!
Noob: OK, I'm sorry.
*Noob gives 2 of the knives, but keeps one*
Dietsoda: Give me the other one.
Noob: No, unless y-
*Dietsoda pushes Noob forwards, knocking him other and covering his cloak and mask in mud*
Dietsoda: Alright, see you later! If you survive, that is...
Noob: Oh no, I'm stuck in this mud. HELP!
StarSplizz: Do you need help?
Noob: Yes please.
StarSplizz: Alright, I'll pull you out.
Back at the rocks...
K: What is this place? Is it a cave?
Nudge: HEY!
K: (OH NO) H-Hello?
Nudge: Don't move, or I'll stab you!
K: With what? You have no weapons! I'm not scared of a little bunny! (Or am I..?)
StarSplizz: STOP!
Noob: Uh... Stop?
Nudge: Oh hello, I was just about to stab K over here, do you want to watch?
Noob: No thanks, we actually came to... what did we come for?
StarSplizz: To stop Nudge from hurting anyone...
Nudge: Like that's going to work...
Back by the waterfall...
MisterCringeh: What time is it?
Buzzma: It's five O' clock!
Noob: Wait, what's that by the river?
K: Some strange yellow object approaching us...
StarSplizz: Should we run?
Buzzma: Oh, Hello everyone!
MisterCringeh: Hello
Nudge: Oh no, more people to deal with...
Buzzma: Mean!
*Nudge throws a pebble at Buzzma, hitting her in the forehead*
Buzzma: OUCH! Why are you so mean.
Nudge: And why are you so upset over a pebble?
Keeby: Oh hey guys! Fiery and I have been gathering medical supplies on the beach, do you need some?
Fiery: I also found 6 weapons! A pistol, knife, axe, a-
D4rk: That's great, but why are we all here on this tiny rocky area? And where's Max?
*Popplio can be seen sliding down the river like a waterslide*
Popplio: Wheeeeee!
*Popplio flies out of the river, knocking K over*
K: OOF!
The Host: Alright everyone, it is the end of the day. Helicopters will be sent to pick you up.
*Max comes out from a cave, holding a flashlight, two batteries and his spear*
Max: Alright, let's go find a searchlight, everyone. Noob?
*Noob has fallen over and has a knife in his back. Dietsoda can be seen running away.*
Noob: H-help me!
Buzzma: Huh
D4rk: I knew that guy was up to something! His gas mask is so shady!
*A helicopter arrives overhead*
Keeby: OK, Let's go!
Back at the cabin...
The Host: Alright everybody, I see that there have been no deaths today?
Fiery: None at all.
The Host: I see. Maybe we need to do something to make you hate eachother? Hey D4rk! Buzzma says you have silly tastes in music!
D4rk: YOU WHAT!?!?!?
Buzzma: I'm sorry, It's true that your Cake-Pop is wacky.
D4rk: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S K-POP, AND SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH!
Buzzma: You're such a meanie! I will kill you first!
The Host: And Dietsoda, did Keeby ever tell you about how violence is wrong?
Dietsoda: You're dead.
This goes on for a while, until everyone has something against eachother...
The Host: So who are you voting off the island?
Popplio: I vote for K. Water parks aren't just for babies!
Dietsoda: Keeby is dead in my eyes.
MisterCringeh: I vote Buzzma. We can no longer be allies.
Max: I have to go with Dietsoda here, he was really violent towards Noob today.
Noob: Yeah, I have to vote for Dietsoda here.
Buzzma: D4rk is such a meanie!
Fiery: Yeah, D4rk overreacted a bit, I'd rather not have him on the island.
Nudge: How would you feel if I voted K?
Keeby: I'm going for D4rk, I care about Buzzma's feelings!
Buzzma: Thank you!
D4rk: I'm voting Buzzma!
StarSplizz: I think that I will vote Dietsoda.
K: I vote for...
D4rk!
D4rk: NOOOOOOO!
The Host: So it's settled. Get on the boat, demon.
The boat is sent off the island...
Max: There's something sad abo-
*The boat explodes in the distance*
Popplio: WOAH!
The Host: I personally strapped 50 tonnes of remote explosives to that boat...
Max: SO YOU JUST KILLED D4RK?!?!
The Host: yes
MisterCringeh: Don't get voted off. Noted.
The Host: Get to bed. Goodnight.
*Max is still shocked*
To be continued...
It is morning, and everyone are finding themselves in the island's various sections. Next to the waterfall, MisterCringeh wakes up.
MisterCringeh: Huh? Where am I? Is that Buzzma?
Buzzma: Who is that on the hill?
MisterCringeh: Hey Buzzma! It's me, MisterCringeh!
Buzzma: Oh hi
!Meanwhile, by the rocks...
Max: I seem to be on a beach of black rocks. Is that a spear over there? Alright, I'll send out snorl-
The Host: I took the strange ball in your pocket during your sleep.
Max: WHAT? WHY WERE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY POCKETS? AND WHY CAN I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOWHERE NEARBY?
The Host: I have speakers, cameras and microphones all around here. Remember, you're all on TV...
Max: OK. Phew. No privacy around here. Got it. Anyway, why don't I pick up that spear?
*Max picks up the spear*
Max: Perfect.
Deep into the forest...
Dietsoda: Hmm... Could do with some knives down here.
Noob: Did somebody say "knives"?
Dietsoda: Yes, I did. And if you don't give me any, I will find some other way to stab you.
Noob: OK, jeez. I found these combat knives here, if I give them to you, can we work together?
Dietsoda: Just hand over the knives.
Noob: I'll give them if you let m-
Dietsoda: I SAID, HAND OVER THE KNIVES!
Noob: OK, I'm sorry.
*Noob gives 2 of the knives, but keeps one*
Dietsoda: Give me the other one.
Noob: No, unless y-
*Dietsoda pushes Noob forwards, knocking him other and covering his cloak and mask in mud*
Dietsoda: Alright, see you later! If you survive, that is...
Noob: Oh no, I'm stuck in this mud. HELP!
StarSplizz: Do you need help?
Noob: Yes please.
StarSplizz: Alright, I'll pull you out.
Back at the rocks...
K: What is this place? Is it a cave?
Nudge: HEY!
K: (OH NO) H-Hello?
Nudge: Don't move, or I'll stab you!
K: With what? You have no weapons! I'm not scared of a little bunny! (Or am I..?)
StarSplizz: STOP!
Noob: Uh... Stop?
Nudge: Oh hello, I was just about to stab K over here, do you want to watch?
Noob: No thanks, we actually came to... what did we come for?
StarSplizz: To stop Nudge from hurting anyone...
Nudge: Like that's going to work...
Back by the waterfall...
MisterCringeh: What time is it?
Buzzma: It's five O' clock!
Noob: Wait, what's that by the river?
K: Some strange yellow object approaching us...
StarSplizz: Should we run?
Buzzma: Oh, Hello everyone!
MisterCringeh: Hello
Nudge: Oh no, more people to deal with...
Buzzma: Mean!
*Nudge throws a pebble at Buzzma, hitting her in the forehead*
Buzzma: OUCH! Why are you so mean
.Nudge: And why are you so upset over a pebble?
Keeby: Oh hey guys! Fiery and I have been gathering medical supplies on the beach, do you need some?
Fiery: I also found 6 weapons! A pistol, knife, axe, a-
D4rk: That's great, but why are we all here on this tiny rocky area? And where's Max?
*Popplio can be seen sliding down the river like a waterslide*
Popplio: Wheeeeee!
*Popplio flies out of the river, knocking K over*
K: OOF!
The Host: Alright everyone, it is the end of the day. Helicopters will be sent to pick you up.
*Max comes out from a cave, holding a flashlight, two batteries and his spear*
Max: Alright, let's go find a searchlight, everyone. Noob?
*Noob has fallen over and has a knife in his back. Dietsoda can be seen running away.*
Noob: H-help me!
Buzzma: Huh
D4rk: I knew that guy was up to something! His gas mask is so shady!
*A helicopter arrives overhead*
Keeby: OK, Let's go!
Back at the cabin...
The Host: Alright everybody, I see that there have been no deaths today?
Fiery: None at all.
The Host: I see. Maybe we need to do something to make you hate eachother? Hey D4rk! Buzzma says you have silly tastes in music!
D4rk: YOU WHAT!?!?!?
Buzzma: I'm sorry, It's true that your Cake-Pop is wacky.
D4rk: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S K-POP, AND SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH!
Buzzma: You're such a meanie
! I will kill you first!The Host: And Dietsoda, did Keeby ever tell you about how violence is wrong?
Dietsoda: You're dead.
This goes on for a while, until everyone has something against eachother...
The Host: So who are you voting off the island?
Popplio: I vote for K. Water parks aren't just for babies!
Dietsoda: Keeby is dead in my eyes.
MisterCringeh: I vote Buzzma. We can no longer be allies.
Max: I have to go with Dietsoda here, he was really violent towards Noob today.
Noob: Yeah, I have to vote for Dietsoda here.
Buzzma: D4rk is such a meanie!
Fiery: Yeah, D4rk overreacted a bit, I'd rather not have him on the island.
Nudge: How would you feel if I voted K?
Keeby: I'm going for D4rk, I care about Buzzma's feelings!
Buzzma: Thank you!
D4rk: I'm voting Buzzma!
StarSplizz: I think that I will vote Dietsoda.
K: I vote for...
D4rk!
D4rk: NOOOOOOO!
The Host: So it's settled. Get on the boat, demon.
The boat is sent off the island...
Max: There's something sad abo-
*The boat explodes in the distance*
Popplio: WOAH!
The Host: I personally strapped 50 tonnes of remote explosives to that boat...
Max: SO YOU JUST KILLED D4RK?!?!
The Host: yes
MisterCringeh: Don't get voted off. Noted.
The Host: Get to bed. Goodnight.
*Max is still shocked*
To be continued...
Poor Dark…I should have voted Dietsoda.
If you tried that you wouldn't like the result.
Woah woah chill out dude
If you voted me I would've taken you down with me, hand to hand, dragging you into the boat, no matter what way I would do it, you would perish if you voted for me.
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1On 2022-12-16 at 16:19:51
Dawn of the first day (Day 1)
It is morning, and everyone are finding themselves in the island's various sections. Next to the waterfall, MisterCringeh wakes up.
MisterCringeh: Huh? Where am I? Is that Buzzma?
Buzzma: Who is that on the hill?
MisterCringeh: Hey Buzzma! It's me, MisterCringeh!
Buzzma: Oh hi!
Meanwhile, by the rocks...
Max: I seem to be on a beach of black rocks. Is that a spear over there? Alright, I'll send out snorl-
The Host: I took the strange ball in your pocket during your sleep.
Max: WHAT? WHY WERE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY POCKETS? AND WHY CAN I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOWHERE NEARBY?
The Host: I have speakers, cameras and microphones all around here. Remember, you're all on TV...
Max: OK. Phew. No privacy around here. Got it. Anyway, why don't I pick up that spear?
*Max picks up the spear*
Max: Perfect.
Deep into the forest...
Dietsoda: Hmm... Could do with some knives down here.
Noob: Did somebody say "knives"?
Dietsoda: Yes, I did. And if you don't give me any, I will find some other way to stab you.
Noob: OK, jeez. I found these combat knives here, if I give them to you, can we work together?
Dietsoda: Just hand over the knives.
Noob: I'll give them if you let m-
Dietsoda: I SAID, HAND OVER THE KNIVES!
Noob: OK, I'm sorry.
*Noob gives 2 of the knives, but keeps one*
Dietsoda: Give me the other one.
Noob: No, unless y-
*Dietsoda pushes Noob forwards, knocking him other and covering his cloak and mask in mud*
Dietsoda: Alright, see you later! If you survive, that is...
Noob: Oh no, I'm stuck in this mud. HELP!
StarSplizz: Do you need help?
Noob: Yes please.
StarSplizz: Alright, I'll pull you out.
Back at the rocks...
K: What is this place? Is it a cave?
Nudge: HEY!
K: (OH NO) H-Hello?
Nudge: Don't move, or I'll stab you!
K: With what? You have no weapons! I'm not scared of a little bunny! (Or am I..?)
StarSplizz: STOP!
Noob: Uh... Stop?
Nudge: Oh hello, I was just about to stab K over here, do you want to watch?
Noob: No thanks, we actually came to... what did we come for?
StarSplizz: To stop Nudge from hurting anyone...
Nudge: Like that's going to work...
Back by the waterfall...
MisterCringeh: What time is it?
Buzzma: It's five O' clock!
Noob: Wait, what's that by the river?
K: Some strange yellow object approaching us...
StarSplizz: Should we run?
Buzzma: Oh, Hello everyone!
MisterCringeh: Hello
Nudge: Oh no, more people to deal with...
Buzzma: Mean!
*Nudge throws a pebble at Buzzma, hitting her in the forehead*
Buzzma: OUCH! Why are you so mean.
Nudge: And why are you so upset over a pebble?
Keeby: Oh hey guys! Fiery and I have been gathering medical supplies on the beach, do you need some?
Fiery: I also found 6 weapons! A pistol, knife, axe, a-
D4rk: That's great, but why are we all here on this tiny rocky area? And where's Max?
*Popplio can be seen sliding down the river like a waterslide*
Popplio: Wheeeeee!
*Popplio flies out of the river, knocking K over*
K: OOF!
The Host: Alright everyone, it is the end of the day. Helicopters will be sent to pick you up.
*Max comes out from a cave, holding a flashlight, two batteries and his spear*
Max: Alright, let's go find a searchlight, everyone. Noob?
*Noob has fallen over and has a knife in his back. Dietsoda can be seen running away.*
Noob: H-help me!
Buzzma: Huh
D4rk: I knew that guy was up to something! His gas mask is so shady!
*A helicopter arrives overhead*
Keeby: OK, Let's go!
Back at the cabin...
The Host: Alright everybody, I see that there have been no deaths today?
Fiery: None at all.
The Host: I see. Maybe we need to do something to make you hate eachother? Hey D4rk! Buzzma says you have silly tastes in music!
D4rk: YOU WHAT!?!?!?
Buzzma: I'm sorry, It's true that your Cake-Pop is wacky.
D4rk: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S K-POP, AND SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH!
Buzzma: You're such a meanie! I will kill you first!
The Host: And Dietsoda, did Keeby ever tell you about how violence is wrong?
Dietsoda: You're dead.
This goes on for a while, until everyone has something against eachother...
The Host: So who are you voting off the island?
Popplio: I vote for K. Water parks aren't just for babies!
Dietsoda: Keeby is dead in my eyes.
MisterCringeh: I vote Buzzma. We can no longer be allies.
Max: I have to go with Dietsoda here, he was really violent towards Noob today.
Noob: Yeah, I have to vote for Dietsoda here.
Buzzma: D4rk is such a meanie!
Fiery: Yeah, D4rk overreacted a bit, I'd rather not have him on the island.
Nudge: How would you feel if I voted K?
Keeby: I'm going for D4rk, I care about Buzzma's feelings!
Buzzma: Thank you!
D4rk: I'm voting Buzzma!
StarSplizz: I think that I will vote Dietsoda.
K: I vote for...
D4rk!
D4rk: NOOOOOOO!
The Host: So it's settled. Get on the boat, demon.
The boat is sent off the island...
Max: There's something sad abo-
*The boat explodes in the distance*
Popplio: WOAH!
The Host: I personally strapped 50 tonnes of remote explosives to that boat...
Max: SO YOU JUST KILLED D4RK?!?!
The Host: yes
MisterCringeh: Don't get voted off. Noted.
The Host: Get to bed. Goodnight.
*Max is still shocked*
To be continued...
It is morning, and everyone are finding themselves in the island's various sections. Next to the waterfall, MisterCringeh wakes up.
MisterCringeh: Huh? Where am I? Is that Buzzma?
Buzzma: Who is that on the hill?
MisterCringeh: Hey Buzzma! It's me, MisterCringeh!
Buzzma: Oh hi
!Meanwhile, by the rocks...
Max: I seem to be on a beach of black rocks. Is that a spear over there? Alright, I'll send out snorl-
The Host: I took the strange ball in your pocket during your sleep.
Max: WHAT? WHY WERE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY POCKETS? AND WHY CAN I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOWHERE NEARBY?
The Host: I have speakers, cameras and microphones all around here. Remember, you're all on TV...
Max: OK. Phew. No privacy around here. Got it. Anyway, why don't I pick up that spear?
*Max picks up the spear*
Max: Perfect.
Deep into the forest...
Dietsoda: Hmm... Could do with some knives down here.
Noob: Did somebody say "knives"?
Dietsoda: Yes, I did. And if you don't give me any, I will find some other way to stab you.
Noob: OK, jeez. I found these combat knives here, if I give them to you, can we work together?
Dietsoda: Just hand over the knives.
Noob: I'll give them if you let m-
Dietsoda: I SAID, HAND OVER THE KNIVES!
Noob: OK, I'm sorry.
*Noob gives 2 of the knives, but keeps one*
Dietsoda: Give me the other one.
Noob: No, unless y-
*Dietsoda pushes Noob forwards, knocking him other and covering his cloak and mask in mud*
Dietsoda: Alright, see you later! If you survive, that is...
Noob: Oh no, I'm stuck in this mud. HELP!
StarSplizz: Do you need help?
Noob: Yes please.
StarSplizz: Alright, I'll pull you out.
Back at the rocks...
K: What is this place? Is it a cave?
Nudge: HEY!
K: (OH NO) H-Hello?
Nudge: Don't move, or I'll stab you!
K: With what? You have no weapons! I'm not scared of a little bunny! (Or am I..?)
StarSplizz: STOP!
Noob: Uh... Stop?
Nudge: Oh hello, I was just about to stab K over here, do you want to watch?
Noob: No thanks, we actually came to... what did we come for?
StarSplizz: To stop Nudge from hurting anyone...
Nudge: Like that's going to work...
Back by the waterfall...
MisterCringeh: What time is it?
Buzzma: It's five O' clock!
Noob: Wait, what's that by the river?
K: Some strange yellow object approaching us...
StarSplizz: Should we run?
Buzzma: Oh, Hello everyone!
MisterCringeh: Hello
Nudge: Oh no, more people to deal with...
Buzzma: Mean!
*Nudge throws a pebble at Buzzma, hitting her in the forehead*
Buzzma: OUCH! Why are you so mean
.Nudge: And why are you so upset over a pebble?
Keeby: Oh hey guys! Fiery and I have been gathering medical supplies on the beach, do you need some?
Fiery: I also found 6 weapons! A pistol, knife, axe, a-
D4rk: That's great, but why are we all here on this tiny rocky area? And where's Max?
*Popplio can be seen sliding down the river like a waterslide*
Popplio: Wheeeeee!
*Popplio flies out of the river, knocking K over*
K: OOF!
The Host: Alright everyone, it is the end of the day. Helicopters will be sent to pick you up.
*Max comes out from a cave, holding a flashlight, two batteries and his spear*
Max: Alright, let's go find a searchlight, everyone. Noob?
*Noob has fallen over and has a knife in his back. Dietsoda can be seen running away.*
Noob: H-help me!
Buzzma: Huh
D4rk: I knew that guy was up to something! His gas mask is so shady!
*A helicopter arrives overhead*
Keeby: OK, Let's go!
Back at the cabin...
The Host: Alright everybody, I see that there have been no deaths today?
Fiery: None at all.
The Host: I see. Maybe we need to do something to make you hate eachother? Hey D4rk! Buzzma says you have silly tastes in music!
D4rk: YOU WHAT!?!?!?
Buzzma: I'm sorry, It's true that your Cake-Pop is wacky.
D4rk: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S K-POP, AND SECONDLY, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH!
Buzzma: You're such a meanie
! I will kill you first!The Host: And Dietsoda, did Keeby ever tell you about how violence is wrong?
Dietsoda: You're dead.
This goes on for a while, until everyone has something against eachother...
The Host: So who are you voting off the island?
Popplio: I vote for K. Water parks aren't just for babies!
Dietsoda: Keeby is dead in my eyes.
MisterCringeh: I vote Buzzma. We can no longer be allies.
Max: I have to go with Dietsoda here, he was really violent towards Noob today.
Noob: Yeah, I have to vote for Dietsoda here.
Buzzma: D4rk is such a meanie!
Fiery: Yeah, D4rk overreacted a bit, I'd rather not have him on the island.
Nudge: How would you feel if I voted K?
Keeby: I'm going for D4rk, I care about Buzzma's feelings!
Buzzma: Thank you!
D4rk: I'm voting Buzzma!
StarSplizz: I think that I will vote Dietsoda.
K: I vote for...
D4rk!
D4rk: NOOOOOOO!
The Host: So it's settled. Get on the boat, demon.
The boat is sent off the island...
Max: There's something sad abo-
*The boat explodes in the distance*
Popplio: WOAH!
The Host: I personally strapped 50 tonnes of remote explosives to that boat...
Max: SO YOU JUST KILLED D4RK?!?!
The Host: yes
MisterCringeh: Don't get voted off. Noted.
The Host: Get to bed. Goodnight.
*Max is still shocked*
To be continued...
Poor Dark…I should have voted Dietsoda.
If you tried that you wouldn't like the result.
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2On 2022-12-15 at 19:18:27
Night 0 (The Introduction)
The boats of participants have nearly arrived on Magma Island, and they can see it in the distance.
Buzzma: YESH! WE'RE NEARLY AT THE ISLAND!!
StarSplizz: That's not a good thing, we just got kidnapped and brought to this place.
Noob: It's going to be fine. We're arriving on the docks now.
Keeby: Alright, let's see if there is anyone on the island and ask for help.
All of the participants arrive on the beach, only to encounter a strange being.
???: Welcome to Magma Island. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Nudge: Who are you and what do you want with us?
???: Might want to work on your manners, if you survive, that is.
The Host: I am The Host, and you know why you're here, you signed the contract!
Max: Oh my...
D4rk: What contract?
The Host: The contract you signed before your trip here! Have you forgotten everything from before your trip?
Popplio: Actually, I have. What happened, Cringeh?
MisterCringeh: You fell asleep and I made friends with Max.
Dietsoda: If Max let me hit you, you would have been asleep forever.
Fiery: I'm going to admit, I didn't read the contract. What did it say?
The Host: You pretty much entered this erm... competition! It's going to be on television!
Buzzma: YAY, I LOOOOVE COMPETITONS!
The Host: Good. Do you like violence and death?
Nudge and Dietsoda: I DO!!!
The Host: That's great. I'll explain everything to you all, and then you need rest. You'll all have a big day tomorrow!
K: One question?
The Host: Yes?
K: How long were we on the boats?
The Host: 3 hours. Now here's what you need to know...
The Host: Each morning, you will find yourself in a random spot on the island. You can find or make your own weapons. As previously mentioned, you will kill each other. Teaming is allowed, but there is only one winner. Once the sun has set, you will be taken to the campfire over here, where you will choose someone to vote to take a boat uhh... home. Each night, you will sleep in theaperture science restoration and transportation cots inside the cabin over there. Do you understand?
All: Yes!
The Host: Alright then, good night, and good luck.
To be continued...
The boats of participants have nearly arrived on Magma Island, and they can see it in the distance.
Buzzma: YESH! WE'RE NEARLY AT THE ISLAND!!
StarSplizz: That's not a good thing, we just got kidnapped and brought to this place.
Noob: It's going to be fine. We're arriving on the docks now.
Keeby: Alright, let's see if there is anyone on the island and ask for help.
All of the participants arrive on the beach, only to encounter a strange being.
???: Welcome to Magma Island. I hope you enjoy your stay.
Nudge: Who are you and what do you want with us?
???: Might want to work on your manners, if you survive, that is.
The Host: I am The Host, and you know why you're here, you signed the contract!
Max: Oh my...
D4rk: What contract?
The Host: The contract you signed before your trip here! Have you forgotten everything from before your trip?
Popplio: Actually, I have. What happened, Cringeh?
MisterCringeh: You fell asleep and I made friends with Max.
Dietsoda: If Max let me hit you, you would have been asleep forever.
Fiery: I'm going to admit, I didn't read the contract. What did it say?
The Host: You pretty much entered this erm... competition! It's going to be on television!
Buzzma: YAY, I LOOOOVE COMPETITONS!
The Host: Good. Do you like violence and death?
Nudge and Dietsoda: I DO!!!
The Host: That's great. I'll explain everything to you all, and then you need rest. You'll all have a big day tomorrow!
K: One question?
The Host: Yes?
K: How long were we on the boats?
The Host: 3 hours. Now here's what you need to know...
The Host: Each morning, you will find yourself in a random spot on the island. You can find or make your own weapons. As previously mentioned, you will kill each other. Teaming is allowed, but there is only one winner. Once the sun has set, you will be taken to the campfire over here, where you will choose someone to vote to take a boat uhh... home. Each night, you will sleep in the
All: Yes!
The Host: Alright then, good night, and good luck.
To be continued...
Short but sweet.
1On 2022-12-14 at 17:33:53
Name: Dietsoda
colour: maroon
Personality: Violent and prepared to do anything to win although will not ally with anyone.
Species: Human
Appearance: Wears grey trench coat, and a brown gas mask.
colour: maroon
Personality: Violent and prepared to do anything to win although will not ally with anyone.
Species: Human
Appearance: Wears grey trench coat, and a brown gas mask.
CTGP-PC Deluxe Submissions
On 2024-01-01 at 17:25:49
i cant use complete mode why not make a cup ONLY for quick mode tracks i have a good winter one
Most likely because there isn't enough variation in quick mode whereas in complete mode you can be alot more creative and make higher quality tracks.
MKPC Slander
On 2024-05-18 at 21:41:20
Forum kids when you say anything against them (no matter how good the point is):
13On 2024-05-13 at 08:53:18
you are one too tho
wow, that was the greatest comeback I ever heard.
if you are sarcastic, open the spoiler if not thanks
Says The One Slandering Senko.
Honestly I’m even gonna risk getting banned imma not leave you it to it. Fourm kid.
It isn't fixed though. His was a coherent sentence, yours is a terrible combination of words with no proper meaning.
2On 2024-05-13 at 08:37:16
you are one too tho
wow, that was the greatest comeback I ever heard.
if you are sarcastic, open the spoiler if not thanks
Says The One Slandering Senko.
Honestly I’m even gonna risk getting banned imma not leave you it to it. Fourm kid.
@Senko HERE IS MORE PROOF THIS KID IS ONE OF THE OLD FORUM KIDS. POKEGD DID SOMETHING EXACTLY LIKE THIS
Also this:
*insert bruh meme here*
Implies you are either ban evading, or know you should be banned. Oh and I wonder, who banned all the accounts believed to be your previous accounts? Also the meme says bans (plural), meaning multiple bans, just like we believe.
1On 2024-05-12 at 22:39:52
you are one too tho
wow, that was the greatest comeback I ever heard.
if you are sarcastic, open the spoiler if not thanks
Says The One Slandering Senko.
Honestly I’m even gonna risk getting banned imma not leave you it to it. Fourm kid.
@Senko HERE IS MORE PROOF THIS KID IS ONE OF THE OLD FORUM KIDS. POKEGD DID SOMETHING EXACTLY LIKE THIS
Also this:
MKPC Players when they choose retro tracks
On 2023-12-21 at 13:50:08
2. Probably crack or cocaine
Crack and cocaine are the same thing.
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