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A Announcer On The Mic: Welcome To... SSK Sebastian Circuits!
Sebastian: Sebastian.. Circuits?
Sebastian: Why Not Just "Circuit?"
Nommanic: I Don't Really Know :V
Isabelle: Maybe Because..
Whisper: Maybe It's A Combination Of Different Circuits??
Katie: That Could Make Sense I Guess
Cat-Cube: What Do We Do Right Now?
Opulent: Maybe We Could Try To Think What To Do If Our Plan Goes Wrong
Cobaltgpt: That Could Work To Be Honest
(Meanwhile..)
Dark Lord: So... What Do Y'all Think?
Scarbe: That Could Work!
Cyberspace: That Seems Useful
Dark Lord: Alright.. We'll Not Let HIM Win With This Plan...
Scarbe: We Should Be Ready Then Aren't We Boss?
Dark Lord: Yep.. I Hope That You Two Can Do Well Too...
Cyberspace: We'll Do Our Best!
(Minutes Later...)
Music:
Commentator 1: Hello Everyone!
Commentator 2: Welcome To...
Both Commentators: The Racers Mansion's Tournament!
Commentator 1: As Y'all Know Or Don't Know There Will Be Three Races Each Time And There's 24 Players
Commentator 2: And After Every Three Races The Bottom Four With Least Amount Of Points Will Be ELIMINATED!
Commentator 1: And.. If More People Are Tied In The Bottom Four Then There Will Be A SPECIAL Round Which We'll Not Say For Now..
Commentator 2: And Also Every Single One Here Are Popular People That Raced Here Before Like We Have...
Both Commentators: Isabelle! The Winner Of The Apple Cup And Almost Winner Of The Special Cup!
Both Commentators: Opulent! A Pretty Good Racer Who Really Knows Most Things In Races!
Both Commentators: And Others Like Whisper, Cobaltgpt, Nommanic, Marcelo And More
Commentator 2: But The One Who's Almost Everyone Hyped About...
Commentator 1: It's The One And Only...
Both Commentators: Sebastian! The Winner Of The Special Cup And The Most Loved One By Fans Because Of His Personality, Kindness And More!
Commentator 1: And Talking About Sebastian...
Commentator 1: The First Race Of This It's...
Commentator 2: Sebastian Circuits!
Commentator 2: Not Just One.. Two.. Three... But FOUR Circuits In One!
Commentator 1: Yep Anyways... Today Not All Racers Were Able To Come But The Ones Who Didn't Came Will Have A Five Point Advantage If They End Up Coming!
Commentator 2: That's Right! Anyways Enjoy The Race!..
???: Uhhh Guys Are We Sure We're Actually Ready If This Plan B Could Work If Plan A Ends Up Failing?
Opulent: I'm Totally SURE This Could Work!
Glitch: What If It Ends Up Not Working Then?
Whisper: Uhhh...
Cat-Cube: Then-
Opulent: Then We Do Something Else
Cobaltgpt: Like What?
(Silence..)
Sebastian: We Should Probably Go To Our Starting Positions Guys Because-
(A Giant TV In The Place Suddenly Changes Showing That There's Ten Minutes Left For The Race To Start And Starts Showing The Three First Tracks Of The Tournament)
The TV:
00:00 First Race: Sebastian Circuits
00:07 Second Race: Martina Beach
00:16 Third Race: Classic Roads
Isabelle: Are Those The Races Showen On The TV?
Nommanic: I Think So!
Sebastian: Well.. Let's Get Ready Guys!
(They All Get In Their Starting Positions They Got And Dark Lord It's In Almost Last While Sebastian Starts Last)
Dark Lord: Good Luck Sebastian...
Sebastian: Good Luck You Too...
Dark Lord: Just Kidding Bad Luck!
Sebastian: We'll See About That...
Fanfare:
???: Hey Everyone! Hope Y'all Ready For This Tournament!
???: Anyways...
???: 3...
Nommanic: Let's Do This!
Opulent: Time To Do This..
Whisper: Alright!
Marcelo: Oh Yeah!
Scarbe: Let's Win!
???: 2....
Cat-Cube: Here We Go..
Isabelle: Let's Go!
(Choco: Says Nothing)
Cobaltgpt: I'll Never Lose!
Cyberspace: I'm Ready!
???: 1.....
Katie: I'll Try My Best!
???: Alright...
Glitch: I Hope Nothing Bad Happens...
Dark Lord: I'll Win This Tournament!
Sebastian: Let's...
Sebastian: A Go!
???: GO!
Music:
Commentator 1: The Race Has Started And No One Has Burned Out!
Commentator 2: You're Right! It Seems Like Everyone's Ready!
Sebastian: This Seems Like A Normal Circuit
Marcelo: Wait You're Right Now That I Think About It
Cobaltgpt: Here Are The First Few Item Boxes Guys!
(Most People Get An Item)
Sebastian: Alright What Do I Get?..
Sebastian: A... Triple Green Shells?
Sebastian: Cool!
(Sebastian Throws Two Green Shells At People Of The Bad Team)
Scarbe: Are You Kidding Me?
Cyberspace: Why Me Specificly?
Opulent: Do You Got Any Good Items Nommanic?
Nommanic: I've Got A Red Shell And That's It
Nommanic: What About You-
(Opulent Pulls Out A Chain Chomp)
Nommanic: Oh Wow!
Opulent: Well.. See Ya!
(Opulent Uses The Chain Chomp)
???: Don't You Feel Like There's Something Moving Fast?
Cat-Cube: Uhh... I Don't Know-
(Opulent's Chain Chomp Hits Cat-Cube By Accident)
???: Well I Was Not Wrong
Isabelle: This Seems Pretty Normal!
Sebastian: Yeah.. I Don't Think There's Anything Special Here-
(Everyone Passes Through A Different Path That Doesn't Lead To The Starting Line)
Cobaltgpt: Wait Why Are We Going A Different Way?
Marcelo: I Don't Know-

Marcelo: Oh That Explains It Why..
Sebastian: So... It Seems Like We're Going Through Different Circuits!
Commentator 2: They Are Getting To The Second Section Which It's Sebastian Circuit 2!
Commentator 1: Yep And Then They Will Go To Sebastian Circuit 3 And 4 Soon!
???: This Seems Cool Not Gonna Lie
Whisper: Yep Like.. The Fact That It Seems Like We Go Through Different Circuits It's So Cool!
Sebastian: Yeah And-
(Sebastian Gets Hit By A Bob-Omb)
Sebastian: AHHHH!
Isabelle: Sebastian!
Scarbe: Let's Go!
Scarbe: I Did A Snipe!
Opulent: Oh God That Must Have Hurt-
Katie: Don't
Katie: You
Kaite: Dare To...
Katie: MESS WITH HIM!
(Katie Throws Hammers Behind)
Scarbe: OH GOD-
(Scarbe Gets Hit By The Hammers And Sebastian Passes Him After That)
Sebastian: Oh Wow..
Nommanic: Never Thought I Would Have Seen You Like This...
Katie:
Cobaltgpt: Well Atleast She Hit One Of The Bad Team..
(They Get To A Glider)
Isabelle: Wow That Girl Actually Took Revenge On That Guy Because Of Him Hitting You!
Sebastian: Well I Guess I Can Understand It Since...
Sebastian: She's Like This Sometimes
(They Land On Ground And Continue Driving Until They Leave Sebastian Circuit 2)
Cat-Cube: It Looks Like We're Going To The Next Circuit
Glitch: Yep..

Cyberspace: Hey Big Bro!
Glitch: Oh Uhh.. Hey Lil Bro
Cat-Cube: Wait You Two Are Brothers?!
Cyberspace And Glitch: Yep..
Nommanic: Then Why Are You Two On Different Team-
(Nommanic Sees A Blue Shell Passing Through)
Nommanic: Oh Hey A Blue Shell...
Nommanic: Wait...
(Meanwhile In The Front)
???: The Plan Seems To Be Working So Far
Opulent: Yep And It Go Really Fine If No One Throws A-
???: Blue Shell?
Opulent: Yeah Wait How Do You Know?
(??? Stops Moving)
Opulent: Huh? What's He Doing-
(Opulent Sees The Blue Shell Above Her)
Opulent: Oh... Well-
(The Blue Shell Hits Opulent And Some People Pass Her)
Cat-Cube: Oh Uhhhhh...
Cat-Cube: S-sorry!
(They Get To A Glider Section In Sebastian Circuit 3 And People Get Items)
Whisper: Come On... Give Me Something Good...
Whisper: WAIT WHAT?! How Did I Got This?!
Whisper: Well You Know What..
(Whisper Uses The Kamek Orb)
???: This Item Could Be Useful Because I Could Try To Use It Against Anyone On The Bad Team
Katie: Yeah And-
(They All Suddenly Get Turned Into.. Cows Because Of The Kamek Orb)
Cobaltgpt: Wait Wha-
Cobaltgpt: I'M A COW?!
Sebastian: This It's The Fourth Time I've Seen This Item And... WE'RE COWS NOW?!
Isabelle: Well We Could Try To Just Say... Moo Maybe?
(Silence...)
Nommanic: MOO!
Glitch: Moo!
Sebastian: Alright There's No Way We're Doing This-
(They Get Turned Back Into Normal)
Cobaltgpt: That Was More Weird Then Being A Goomba, Penguin And Dry Bones...
Katie: Oh Y'all Had Got Turned Into Those Things Before?
Sebastian And Isabelle: Yeah..
Isabelle: Except I Didn't Got Turned Into A Penguin Because I Didn't Played Any Races In The Candy Cup-

Sebastian: Oh God! Let's Do This Guys!!
Commentator 1: They Are In The Final Section Which It's A Full Lap Of Sebastian Circuit 4!
Commentator 2: Anyone Could Win Right Now!
Nommanic: Come On Guys! Let's Try Our Best!
???: Alright!
???: Anyways See Ya Because I'll Use This!
Nommanic: Use What Item?
(Thomy Turns Invisible)
Cat-Cube: HUH?! Where Did He Go?!
Nommanic: He Used A Boo
Cat-Cube: Oh Okay-
(They Get Hit By A Bullet Bill)
Nommanic And Cat-Cube: AHHHHH!
Glitch: Oh God This Seems Intense-
(Glitch Gets His Triple Mushroom Stolen From Boo)
Glitch: Wait WHAT?!
Glitch: What Just-
(Glitch Gets Hit By A Bullet Bill)
Isabelle: We're Getting Close To The Finish Line!
Cobaltgpt: Yeah Because I Can See The Finish Line Over There!
Sebastian: Yep So Atleast We'll-
Sebastian: Huh?.. Do Y'all... Hear That-
(Sebastian Gets Hit By A Bullet Bill And The Bullet Bill Rans Out)
Dark Lord: See Ya Sebastian!
Cobaltgpt: Wait WHAT?!
Isabelle: OH NO!
Marcelo: Don't Worry Guys! Because I Have THIS!
(Marcelo Throws A Blue Shell)
Katie: Come ON!
Opulent: Come On Hit Him!
Dark Lord: Huh? A Blue Shell?
Dark Lord: That Will NOT Work Against Me...
Nommanic: Huh?
???: Wait...
Cyberspace: Wait What's He Going To Do?
Scarbe: It's He...
(Dark Lord Pulls Out A Mushroom)
Sebastian: Wait...
Sebastian: WHAT?!...


End Of Episode 5!
Hope Y'all Enjoyed This Episode! Next Episode Will Reveal Something At The End Of The Race...

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