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8494 pts ★ ExpertOn 2024-10-26 at 21:32:16
there will be daily jokes the first one
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
That is not even remotely funny.
KSI
On 2024-10-27 at 02:06:20
KSI literally ruined his reputation all because of one tweet from DanTDM.
MKPC City: The Return
On 2024-07-21 at 21:59:33
@ImJustLimey why you get 1st place in online places?
Because he is just good at the game. I don't know what else to tell you.
On 2024-05-11 at 03:15:41
I have a shop (Which I'm totally not going to burn down for money and the fact that the thing I'm selling is worth shit.):
That's all I have for now.I will burn this place to the ground at 19:00 CST for insurance money (Insurance fraud is the BEST!) if this gets 5 policeman reactions
Skibidi Toilet Merch:
Skibidi Toilet Action Figure(That I shit on): $0
Skibidi Toilet Car(Kills any forum kid who drives it): 1,000
Skibidi Toilet Action Figure
Skibidi Toilet Car
That's all I have for now.
LET'S GO! 5 POLICEMAN! I'M GOING TO BE BURNING THIS SHIT! EVERYONE CAN COME AND WATCH. WELL, HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE TO WATCH ME BURN IT TO THE GROUND!
Make that 6.
On 2024-05-07 at 20:41:14
guys the pianta police shut down my shop because the pirated games i was selling were from the dark web so uhh i might have to set up an alleyway business so they dont catch me again
Moral of the story:
PIRACY IS NO PARTY
On 2024-05-04 at 01:43:23
hey i have a bad shop
skibidi toilet plush: $7
BOB
skibidi toilet plush: $7
BOB
Your shop will get bankruptcy real quickly mate.
On 2024-05-02 at 19:58:47
I would like to join this one.
PixelPlanet.Fun MKPC
On 2024-08-08 at 17:29:31
i went on the 3d canvas and found some unclaimed land so i decided to make a 3D MKPC Nation
come help me build it
come help me build it
Sounds like a fun idea.
Edit: Wait I need to log in to chat. I'm not sure if I could help. Sorry.
Most people don’t even chat + you have to make an account did you not read the first message
I did read the first message. Sorry.
On 2024-08-08 at 15:07:13
i went on the 3d canvas and found some unclaimed land so i decided to make a 3D MKPC Nation
come help me build it
come help me build it
Sounds like a fun idea.
Edit: Wait I need to log in to chat. I'm not sure if I could help. Sorry.
On 2024-08-08 at 01:46:44
This seems like a nice topic. Can I be in it.
4Temporarily leaving
On 2024-10-14 at 22:16:25
Dear MKPC Members:
I am sorry to say that I am temporarily leaving for a few things. The main reason is that I am not in a very safe environment with this community. Ever since the Andrew incident, I've been thinking about leaving the site due to how severe the topic was. After the ProEliteMan incident, I think that it is time to leave the site alone.
I'm not sure what day I'm coming back, but I will (hopefully) come back towards the end of October.
I hope you guys understand.
Sincerely,
Angrybird109
I am sorry to say that I am temporarily leaving for a few things. The main reason is that I am not in a very safe environment with this community. Ever since the Andrew incident, I've been thinking about leaving the site due to how severe the topic was. After the ProEliteMan incident, I think that it is time to leave the site alone.
I'm not sure what day I'm coming back, but I will (hopefully) come back towards the end of October.
I hope you guys understand.
Sincerely,
Angrybird109
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9Are there YouTubers on MKPC?
On 2024-07-26 at 19:54:00
Imma tell Nintendo about this game and the owner is getting sued and anyway this game sucks LLL
What?! no!! You can't just do that because you don't like the game.
7Best of Mario Kart 7
On 2024-04-25 at 21:34:52
You know that's Mario Kart Wii and not Mario Kart 7. Right?
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=14539 Look at the post from JohntheYoshi
Ooooooh I get it. I was confused for a second.
On 2024-04-25 at 19:05:54
You know that's Mario Kart Wii and not Mario Kart 7. Right?
1topic when bored bc i am also bored
On 2024-09-30 at 22:25:27
what is the purpose of this topic? 
And what does that mean?
bhcashg
And what does that mean?
It means nothing.
1goodbye forever
On 2024-10-01 at 22:27:21
@UraniumMan so you belittle me for random ass messages on SFA that are old as fuck and say I’m the bad guy then proceed to fucking react with a party face to a guy saying he’s leaving for the time being because he feels shit about himself. As Lely said, imagine being Yoshi649, imagine saying you’re going to leave and the first reaction from you as well as the other 3 fuckers is a partying face. That just makes you feel bloody worse mate
Thanks for giving us more proof you’re a dickhead
Thanks for giving us more proof you’re a dickhead
I agree with this. The fact that people are celebrating that he is gone is just straight up cruel.
On 2024-10-01 at 01:50:21
Well then. Goodbye.
just do whatever you like
On 2024-09-27 at 15:06:00
I am bored add some ragebait
You know that there is a topic called "Space for Anything (New)"Right?
Goodbye (possibly)
On 2024-09-23 at 03:08:36
Don't feel bad. Hpe you're back soon! Everyone's here for you.
Umm why is everyone reacting with a dead Mario?Because @KirbytripleDX_2014 said that he will be more active now. If you read the messages above, you see what I mean.
HE SAID HE WOULD BE MORE INACTIVE
Did you even read the 4th message?
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