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Online Lobbies for Fun & Excitement!

Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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/!\ NEW EVENT! /!\

Tournament in Pro lobby will happen on 21/08/25 at 11 AM (BST) Only join if you can make it! ;)

I won't be changing the date nor time.
Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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Nodac64 wrote:
Master
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1878192441
https://i.postimg.cc/cJ5L0Fws/carapacenoire.png Dark Shells have very high rates of appearing, most common in 1st and 2nd. Only for masters. Beware.
It seems like this link doesn't have proper settings, no chaotic item distribution and VRs are enabled.

Ah, sorry about that, although it was around 11:30 PM when I made this. Thanks for pointing it out! I'll fix it straight away. ;) (Also this is by far my most successful topic lol)

EDIT: Wait, I thought I set the Local Scoring (part of Friendly Mode) to "12 Players"...? I am very confused.
Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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(Yes, I did retract from my normal texting style, but ONLY in this message for convenience purposes.)

So, me and @Nodac64 just played some matches in a private lobby and ngl it was SUPER fun, with CPUs to back us up, no worry about losing VR and even the https://i.postimg.cc/cJ5L0Fws/carapacenoire.png Dark Shell integrated into the item system!

Before you ask, the https://i.postimg.cc/cJ5L0Fws/carapacenoire.png Dark Shell is a secret item (I think) only found in custom item distributions where you must type exactly "darkshell" to unlock it. It acts like the https://i.postimg.cc/c1f0bx91/carapacebleue.png Blue Shell but targets last instead of 1st- pure evilness!

So, thinking of an idea, me and @RealGamerGuy-YT decided to come up with several online lobbies for mostly fun and excitement over stress about losing VR- so I have spent the time making links for these lobbies. You can find the one that suits you, or maybe go spicy with harder ones!🌶️

↓ Normal ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1443513784

↓ With CPUs ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1906790912

↓ No RD ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1298981332

↓ 200cc (Normal) ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=798040363

↓ 200cc (No RD) ↓ [NEW!]
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=397675202

↓ 999cc (Normal) ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1329798155

↓ Teams ↓
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1685510715

↓ With the https://i.postimg.cc/cJ5L0Fws/carapacenoire.png Dark Shell
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1089925743

Now ↑ these lobbies can have very skilled players or very novice players, so you might want to find a similar-level lobby down below.
(Note: For Beginner, Apprentice and Average lobbies I have disabled Reverse Drift to ensure pros can't sneak in and dominate the whole lobby. If you are pro, you shouldn't even be going in there anyway. *[)

Beginner
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=154991493
A lobby designed for beginning players- no RD, simple chaos at it's finest and no  https://i.postimg.cc/cJ5L0Fws/carapacenoire.png Dark Shells or  https://i.postimg.cc/c1f0bx91/carapacebleue.png Blue Shells. https://i.postimg.cc/sfn8DbNd/eclair.png Shocks/Lightning have lower chances to appear.

Apprentice
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1007384515
Moving up, the Apprentice lobby, also has no RD. https://i.postimg.cc/c1f0bx91/carapacebleue.png Blue Shells appear, but https://i.postimg.cc/cJ5L0Fws/carapacenoire.png Dark Shells don't. https://i.postimg.cc/sfn8DbNd/eclair.png Shocks/Lightning have normal chances to appear.

Average
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=2020189374
https://i.postimg.cc/cJ5L0Fws/carapacenoire.png Dark Shells appear on the circumstance that they have very low rates of appearing, and only generate in 2nd, 3rd and 4th. No RD.

Pro
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1782403944
https://i.postimg.cc/cJ5L0Fws/carapacenoire.png Dark Shells have medium rates of appearing. RD is allowed.

Master
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/online.php?key=1878192441
https://i.postimg.cc/cJ5L0Fws/carapacenoire.png Dark Shells have very high rates of appearing, most common in 1st and 2nd. Only for masters. Beware.


You may use these lobbies whenever you want. If you have any questions, feel free to share them and I will respond. ;)
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What Will You Choose?

Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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The First One Will Give You Everything You Think Of, But Every Day, You Lose $1000.
The Second One Will Give You Every Single Console Ever In The World, And You Will Get Every Single Game You Think Of, And You Will Have $50,000.

What Do You Choose?

Let Me Know!

For the first one, why don't you just think of more money so you won't technically lose any

Well, Sorry, You Will Still Lose $1000 Every Day, So Be Sure To Work To Prevent Being Broke!

I know, but if you think of say $2000 that means you'll still only have $1000 at the end of the day? and then you think of $2000 the next day... you get what I mean hopefully
Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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The First One Will Give You Everything You Think Of, But Every Day, You Lose $1000.
The Second One Will Give You Every Single Console Ever In The World, And You Will Get Every Single Game You Think Of, And You Will Have $50,000.

What Do You Choose?

Let Me Know!

For the first one, why don't you just think of more money so you won't technically lose any
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Happy Birthday, GamerJax!

Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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Happy Birthday Jax!! :Danniv
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bad internet ads

Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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i hate all ads in general
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At this point Roblox is a shell of its former self

Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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I found this other video regarding the information, and these are reasons why I don't play Roblox due to the fact that Roblox is prioritising of growth more than child safety, proving they just want money and don't actually care that much about their platform (which is exactly why I do not play). This is just absolute dogsh*t and I hope they change their moderation and Terms of Service in the future.
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MKPCian Dictionary

Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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I have one- Rainbowphobia: Doesn't like DS Rainbow Road :D
Edit: sorry for double-posting
Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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--T-- wrote:
Chocophobia- the fear of Choco Island being picke lots of times in a row in online mode (@UKisthebest is chocophobic)

yeah xD, i had to go through 17 RACES OF CHOCO ISLAND 1 in a row :s

{Fanfic} Yoshi LOVER's Grand Prix!

Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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YoshiLOVER wrote:
Chapter 1: The first race
Also glitched I couldn't add you in the 1st chapter because I was halfway writing the chapter when you submitted

Yoshi LOVER: (Walks into a room) So this is where I wait for the race huh...
Mercury: Hey YL! Your late!
Everyone waves at YL and are sitting down in some sort of house and waiting to go to the next race
Charlie: YL You made it just in time for the first race, it starts in 10 mins!
Lakitu: Hiya everyone! since the race is about to start anyone who has anything they can cheat with give it to me
Sébastien: Ugh Fine, I'll still beat Yoshi LOVER...
Lakitu: Alright! Let's get onto the track!
Sankeh: Gotta go fassssstttttttttt!

Play Music for this section:
Lakitu: Alright everyone! Check the rules!
Macey: Yo YL! You should see these items
Yoshi LOVER: Wow! There are some odd but funny items in there though!
Sébastien: Ugh only nerds check the items, I don't need to (Looks over to starlly who has his eyes right on the info for the items checking them like a idiot)
Macey: Anyway....
Totallyindian: The race is going to start!

Play this music until it finishes or until next music appears:
Lakitu: Everybody welcome to Yoshi LOVER Circuit! A nice grassland full of grass and wildlife!
Lakitu: 3
Lakitu: 2
Lakitu: 1
Lakitu: GO!
Play this music:

Yoshi LOVER: Look an item box! (Gets A Item box and hits the person in 1st place with a red shell)
Magicallity: Your gonna Pay for that Weakling!
Starlly: Wow I got this... Lightsaber? Cool! (Starts throwing it like a boomerang)
Mercury: (Throws A Red Shell At Starlly)
Starlly: (Blocks the red shell with his lightsaber)
Dasher: I'ma try and take this shortcut with my mushroom! (Falls Into the lake) Oh no!
Meanwhile In the top 3 placements for right now They are all so close to each other
Yoshi LOVER: (Tries drifting but fails) aw man!
Explorer: Oh No!
Magicallity: (Passes YL And Explorer) Now this is payback!
Macey: (Gets A Thundershroom) Wow this is like a mushroom but faster and longer!
Magicallity: What??
Medicallity: Cya Bro!


Second Lap! Here are the placements so far!


1st: Macey
2nd: Medicallity
3rd: Magicallity
4th: Explorer
5th: Yoshi LOVER
6th: Boner
7th: Starlly
8th: Mercury
9th: Totallyindian
10th: Canada is underwater lol
11th: YoshayLOVER
12th: Mr Yawshi
13th: Dull
14th: Charlie
15th: Sébastien
16th: Dasher
17th: Sankeh
18th: Squishy


Squishy: W-wh- what is this?(Grabs a hyper bill which is a normal Bullet bill but WAY Faster and blinds any person it touches for 5 seconds)
Sankeh: w-why am I blinded?
Dasher: What happned? Why can't I see?
Sébastien: It doesn't matter (Accidently drives into a fence) What? I hit something wooden?
Charlie: (Avoids the Hyper Bill at the right time) How did I avoid that? (Gets A Bullet bill cannon which is a cannon that lasts for 10 seconds and you can shoot bullet bills at racers)
Dull: OW! (Gets hit by a bullet bill but avoids the hyper bill) Oh thanks I guess?
Mr Yawshi: What is this a Magic ball? (uses the item and everyone turns into a koopa)
Yes YES Take that you idiots! (Gets Hit by Hyper Bill)

Yoshay LOVER: Guys wait a sec (Gets Hit By hyper bill) Where is Evil YL and Cosmic?
Canada: Oh Yeah, That's odd, they might be in the next race!
totallyindian: Hmm I don't think so, cosmic before took peach's castle with the help of someone (looks at Sébastien) but I'm not sure  
Mercury: (Grabs a item called the shell bunch which has 1 of every shell kind and throws the 2 normal shells backwards and throws the blue shell) Take this (passes Starlly and Yoshi LOVER)
Starlly: OW!
Yoshi LOVER: With all of this star wars stuff I wouldn't be surprised if next race Osi Sobeck decided to race..
Mercury: Who?
Starlly: Some star wars character
Boner: Honestly No one cares

FINAL LAP! Here are the placements so far!

1st: Macey
2nd: Medicallity
3rd: Magicallity
4th: Squishy
5th: Explorer
6th: Mercury
7th: Boner
8th: Starlly
9th: Yoshi LOVER
10th: Totallyindian
11th: Yoshay LOVER
12th: Canada
13th: Dull
14th: Charlie
15th: Mr Yawshi
16th: Dasher
17th: Sankeh
18th: Sébastien

Macey: Ah the final lap this is intense!
Medicallity: Any thing could happen though...
Medicallity: Like what (Gets hit by a red shell)
Squishy: Heheheehehehehe
Mercury: Good job Squish!
Explorer: (Gets A abra) What's this do?
Abra: (Teleports away)
Explorer: Oh well!
Yoshi LOVER: Uhh Guys. Why do I hear Bullet Bill noises?
???: Yes a Bullet Bill
Macey: Who is that? WHAT HE JUST PASSED THE FINISH LINE BEFORE ME!
Boner: 💀💀💀

Lakitu: Alright everyone here are the placements

1st: Charlie = 30 Points
2nd: Macey = 25 Points
3rd: Medicallity = 20 Points
4th: Magicallity = 19 Points
5th: Squishy = 18 Points
6th: Mercury = 17 Points
7th: Boner = 16 Points
8th: Yoshi LOVER = 15 Points
9th: totallyindian = 14 Points
10th: Canada = 13 Points
11th: Yoshay LOVER = 10 Points
12th: Dull = 8 Points
13th: Starlly = 6 Points
14th: Explorer = 4 Points
15th: Sankeh = 2 Points
16th: Dasher = 0 Points
17th: Mr Yawshi = -2 Points (but he has none so nothing happens)
18th: Sébastien = -4 Points (but he has none so nothing happens)


Back at the house...
Medicallity: Wow that was fun!
Macey: Why is someone knocking on the door... oooh I know, new racers!


Next Chapter Coming Soon


I am under da water
pls help me

Anyways great episode although I only got 1 line??
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Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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I'll join:

Name: Dasher
Species: Koopa
Personality: Adventurous, brave, courageous
Text colour:
This Green, otherwise known as #00ff04
Weight Class: Medium/Lightweight
Team: Green

I don't know if Countryball species are allowed but if so:

Name: Canada
Species: I just mentioned :p
Personality: Forgiving, kind
Text colour:
Orange
Weight Class: Lightweight
Team: Green still
(If countryball species are allowed then do 2nd one, if not 1st one)

What is your favorite character?

Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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My favourites are:

1. Yoshi
2. Goomba
3. Koopa
4. Shy Guy
5. Toad / Toadette
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Team POW

Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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please can I join
guess I already have lmao
#jointeampow
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language talk

Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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Oi chap, wanna have a cuppa with some flavour on the side?☕☕

(Hey, how are you doing today?)
((I'm British))
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[SEASON 2 EPISODE 4] How to win a Race

Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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jay-- wrote:
Biddybud: Uhm, hi!
British: Hi! Wanna be our friend!
Biddybud: Yeah! You guys are so nice!
Don't think that clocks out to me + I shouldn't be asking that XD

just watch me RD mr. biddybud and you will go crazy😏
Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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--T-- wrote:
but can have bad luck sometimes

very accurate 8)8)8)
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Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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Well since i change my username all the time I guess i will resubmit :p

Name: British
Colour (Text):
Sky Blue
Personality: Brave, Strategic
Kart (if needed): Egg 1 (That has blue spots not green)
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Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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jay-- wrote:
Episode 8: Sleepover Mayhem
Spoiler [ShowHide]


the grand prix is over and Shy Guy, Joshy, Yoshi, August, OCM, and Sebastian are having a ride to their homes

*sighs* This was probably the best summer I've had in years! Meeting you guys, having fun, and always fighting with Yoshi:p
Yoshi: Now that was ALL you brotha.
ShyGuys: Hey! Why don't we all have a sleepover?!
Joshy: You bet! At my place! Who's coming?

everyone raises hand
Joshy: Bet! Let's start calling others and see if they want to come.

with Iam
Iam: Why is Yoshi calling me? Whatever *answers* You want me to come to a sleepover? Alright why not! Im coming there right now
Limey: Sleepover? Yeah!
Sebastian: Wait you guys I could bring some food and games, I only have a Wii so we can play some Mario Kart!!!:D
OCM: Wait do we have to bring beds or somethin'?
Joshy: No worries we have enough beds for everyone, well that is, unless you want to share.
everyone groans in disgust
August: Well i'd love to share a bed with Limey!! OMG!!! *blushing*
car goes quiet
Yoshi: Anyways, did you guys call ossama yet?
Sebastian: He didn't answer.
ShyGuys: Aw man, oh well! Oh shoot I gotta call Stella!
Stella: UK is calling, Oh yeah! ShyGuys! *answers* Sleepover? Of course! Im on my way right now.
ShyGuys: He said yeah.
they arrive at Joshy's place

Julia (Joshy's mom): Oh! Joshy you're home! Oh are these your friends? I just finished cleaning the beds and dinner you guys can have some if you'd like!
Joshy: Oh stop it mom:$|)
ShyGuys: Your mom is so sweet!
Julia: Aw thank you! You sweethearts get packed, dinner is being served!
they walk into rooms
Joshy: There's only one room, but we have enough beds!
Sebastian: I CALL TOP BUNK
Nommanic: WHAT?! HEY I WAS GONNA TAKE THAT!:D
Yoshi: *runs to bottom bunk*
ShyGuys: This is my bed hehehe.
Yoshi: UGH!|):)

more people start to arrive

*Limey and Stella enter*

Limey: Hello!
Stella: Hello!
Julia: Oh! Are you here for the sleepover? Go on! Joshy's waiting for you in the room! Dinner is being served:D!
Limey: She's so sweet!
I know right? Such a caring mom.
Iam arrives
Iam: Hello! I'm here for the sleepover!
Julia: Oh! Yes! Joshy and his friends are in the room upstairs!:)
in the room
Joshy: ATTENTION!!
silence
Joshy: Start unpacking and have some free time, dinner is starting in 5 minutes!
Sebastian: *pulls out his Wii* WHO WANTS TO PLAY SOME MARIO KART!?
All: WII DO!!
they all push and shove
Sebastian: Hey hey form a line!
game starts up

ShyGuys: Yo Nommanic! *shows Mario Kart World and switch 2*
Nommanic: Its on;)
Yoshi: YO LOOK, THEY GOT MARIO KART WORLD! CHAAARRRGGEEEE!!!
they all tackle ShyGuys
Nommanic: Gotta hide it!! *runs to the bathroom* phew.

Julia: *humming* Dinner's ready!
Yoshi: Oh forget Mario Kart, DINNERS READY! CHARRGGE!!
they all charge downstairs
Sebastian: I CALL OUTSIDE SEAT!
ShyGuys: NAH! I DO!
Julia: Gentlemen! We have enough seats for everyone! Please, take a seat:).
Julia: Today for dinner will be...Spanish Rice with dumplings!
they all cheer
Iam: Yo Joshy, you're mom is the best cooker, I can't lie:D!
Joshy: Thanks :)
serves dinner
Julia: Bon Appétit! (Enjoy your meal!)
All: Merci! (Thank you!)
Nommanic: So, are you guys gonna be in MKPC for the next season?
Sebastian: Yeah! I heard people who dont attend or miss more than 5 days with an unvalid reason will be cut off or replaced!
Iam: Yeah, do you guys know who the leader of the MKPC Group is anyway?

ShyGuys: Oh, he's a friend of mine! His name is Jay!
Joshy: Why doesn't he race?
ShyGuys: He doesn't do the lounges we do, he just does normal sometimes. He has 38K VR!
Ossama: Ha! I got WAY more than that!
Jay: Well, im still good|):D
Joshy: Oh hey guys!
Jay: Heyy!
Ossama: What's up.
Joshy: Want some dinner?
Jay: Nah im good.
bedtime
Joshy: Yall lets play some truth or dare we have only 10 minutes till bedtime!
Sebastian: Alright ShyGuys, truth or DARE.
ShyGuys: Dare!
Sebastian: Go get a snack for me downstairs!
ShyGuys: Ugh! Ok...
Yoshi: Ok...JOSHY! Truth or dare...
Joshy: DARE. *smirks*
Yoshi: Go give the only girl in the group a hug...;)
Joshy: AUGUST!?!??! Ugh...*hugs*
All: awwwww!
Joshy: Shut yo asses up!
Julia from kitchen: Hey boy, watch your language!
Joshy: Sorry mom!
giggles
Sebastian: Nommanic! Truth or dare
Nommanic: Dare!
Sebastian: Do a backflip!
Nommanic: Light work! *does a backflip but ends on his BACK...get it? oh, ohk....*
Nommanic: Owww....I'm okay...:s;)
Joshy: Oh wow, we have time for one more. August. Truth or Dare
August: Uhm! Uh! Truth!
Joshy: Is it true you like Limey, based off what you said earlier;)
August: Uhm! Yes...
Limey: You really do?
All: KISS KISS KISS!
Limey: I guess so...
August: *leans in and kisses*
Limey: *leans in and kisses*
All cheer
Jay: Alright it's 10:30, ima head out now, good night!
Joshy: Yeah, its time to sleep, good night yall!
All: Goodnight!
*lights turn out*
soft giggling
Joshy: Silence!
ShyGuys to jay: (whispering) yo wanna get a night snack?
Jay: (whispering) yeah why not!
sneak out
Jay: i can't see anyth- WOAH!
ShyGuys: SHH!
falls down stairs
Joshy: *hears from room* JAY COME BACK HERE!
jumps out of bed
ShyGuys: he's coming downstairs!!
both hide behind a couch
Joshy: Hm...
Jay: The fridge is right there, I can make the run for it!
ShyGuys: Wait, don't!
Joshy: *looks back* JAY!!!!!
Jay: *grabs snack and sprints*
Jay: C'mon!
ShyGuys and Jay runs upstairs
*gets in beds giggling*
Jay: I got a honeybun:D i'll split half n half!
ShyGuys: Thanks!:D
Joshy: *comes back* *panting* Good. Night.


Stay tuned for Episode 9!: Farewell, We'll meet again!



were they tackling me for mario kart world? guys i think we can share...
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Messages 322 - Peach Peach
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did this fanfic die or what


nah jay is making next episode
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