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Game| Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

Game: MKWii

Why does everyone main kirby

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If you think about it, Nintendo has not made something unique since 2006, the Wii's release. Then the 3DS, which is a new console, but an "upgrade" from the DS, the Wii U, which was a failure. Even though we did get the Switch 1, look at the fucking games. You just ported half of the Wii U games onto a console. Then... A SWITCH 2??? What are we gonna get, A Wii Z????Nintendo needs some unique shit coming up soon.

Is the cursed Peach screen real?

CAMP MKPC
Ep3: Operation Hunt Animals for Profits





WorldRecord: Okay so who would be the first to die in a zombie apocalypse?
Keinieo: easily Toad- since he literally has the IQ of a traffic cone and he is freaking annoying.
Glitched: Yeah, makes sense, *throws a lighter at Toad-'s tracks that he left out by accident.
Toad-: Whats Up-AAAAAAA MY TRAAAAAAACKS!!!!!!!!!
Keinieo: thats what you get when your an annoying person.
ToadFromMKDD: toad- deserved it.
Glitched: This is sooo satisfying.
Toad-: *curled up on the floor crying*
Keinieo: there is a bucket of gasol-
*everyone except Toad- and Keinieo rush over to the stacks of gasoline*
Glitched: *pours the fuel into the fire* THIS FEELS SOO GOOD.
ToadFromMKDD: MORE, MOOORE!
WorldRecord: *Throws the gasoline into the fire causing an massive explosion*
India: A BHEITH GO LÉIR Amuigh ANOIS!!!
Keinieo: The heck did he even say
Indian: *shoves everyone out of the build zone and closes it* TÁ AN CRÍOCH TÓGÁLA DÚNTA ANOIS!
Glitched: i think he kicked us out.
YoshiKart8: *walks by* i think its because you set Toad-'s tracks on fire
Glitched: They all sucked!
ToadFromMKDD: it isnt nice to do that
YoshiLOVER: WHY ARE YOU ALL JUST STANDING THERE THERE IS AN ACTIVITY TO BE HAD!
Keinieo: what.
YoshiLOVER: Today's Activity will be OPERATION HUNT ANIMALS FOR PROFITS! for this activity, you will go into the forest to hunt animals and for each animal you collect will be worth 30$ and to finish the activity, you need to reach this quota of 50k! the first team to reach the quota wins! and for each animal killed off in a cave equals 1k!
NotNashatra: isnt that a litlle excessive? also its a big forest and we could get lost pretty easily and, 50k is a lot of money. and with the only 30$ you get from killing and animal which im not doing by the way, this is going to take forever.
YoshiLOVER: nashatra i dont give a fuck about how long this takes you will all finish the activity.
neptuno: i prepared everything including a bag of weapons including bear traps.
YoshiLOVER: all of you into the cannon, its activity time.

IN THE FOREST:

JellyGroove: why am i holding a gun.
--T--: i hope this bear trap dosent close on me
Keinieo: So How are we going to "Poach" all these animals considering theres like a 100000 of them in the forest?
ToadFromMKDD: Look, to finish this activity we need to kill animals to make a profit.
NotNashatra: Uhh im not sure about this.
Fiery: "uhhimnotsureabouthis" blah blah blah i have done this type of shit before.
Monkey: OO OO AA AA *gets fucking shot*
Fiery: See! i have great hunting skills!
Keinieo: are you sure that was just a monkey.
WorldRecord: I have done hunts like this with fiery before, he has little to no skill-
Fiery: ah ah ah dont listen to him hes lying! look at his little lying face HAHAHAHAHAA-
WorldRecord: and this is why i stopped being your friend
Toad-: AAAAAAA FREDDY FAZBEAR
NotNashatra: Thats clearly just a bear.
Bear: HELLO
Keinieo: IT CAN TALK.
Fiery: let me get a little closer, *finds a handle and opens up the bear* Its just a robot guys calm the fuck down
Bear: WHICH PATH DO YOU WANT TO GO DOWN THE LEFT PATH LEADING TO THE DESERT OR THE RIGHT PATH LEADING TO A LAKE
YoshiKart8 and --T--: at this point this is starting to turn into dora the explorer
Toad-: *sneaks inside of the bear*
Bear: *starts singing the pokemon theme song before jumping into a lake
the entire blue team: Lets go the left route.
Keinieo: I'm coming!
NotNashatra: lets all just go the the right route, im sure we will find more animals there.

LEFT ROUTE:

Keinieo: this is taking forever.
ToadFromMKDD: wait just a second. *proceeds to cut down every tree in the area and build a giant wagon* Done!
Keinieo: Im pretty sure one of the other teams have already reached the quota.
JellyGroove: well lets just keep going.
--T-- ooh a cave!
Keinieo: lets go in and see whats in there!
WorldRecord: Remember what YoshiLOVER said? each animal killed in a cave equals 1k moneys!
Glitched: wait where is Toad-?
*30 gunshots are heard*
Keinieo: TOAD- ARE YOU OKAY?!
Toad-: 30 ANIMALS SHOT IN A CAVE!
JellyGroove: Which means we have 30k now!
Keinieo: okay we need 20k more!

RIGHT ROUTE:

GamerJax55: I am so tired.
NotNashatra: me too, my team has barely killed like 30 animals.
GamerJax55: my team has only killed 16 animals so far.
Yoshikart8: we are doing so much worse. we barely even killed a single animal.
ROAR
NotNashatra: What was that.

LEFT ROUTE:

ToadFromMKDD: we got 30k we just need to kill 20 more animals as long as its in this cave.
JellyGroove: We are doing great!
ROAR
*tiger appears*
Keinieo: WHAT THE HECK!?
Glitched: *shoots the tiger but it comes back to life* oh shit i forgot about the nine lives. EVERYBODY RUUNNNNNN!
Keinieo: *sees a hole and slides into it*
WorldRecord: Keinieo WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!*slides into the hole with keinieo*
*both end up in a lake in the cavern*
WorldRecord: DANG IT.
Keinieo: So what do we do now?
WorldRecord: Look, we are trapped in a deeper part of the cave and we are separated from the othe-
ROAR
Keinieo: Uhh did you hear that?
WorldRecord: uhh no are you crazy-
ROAR
WorldRecord: Uhh okay now i believe you
Keinieo: good.
Tiger: ROOOAR
WorldRecord: OH SHIT IT FOUND US!

BACK ABOVE THE LAKE:

--T--: Finally we lost it.
JellyGroove: But where is Keinieo and WorldRecord?
Toad- EVERYONE SPLIT UP AND FIND THEM!
Glitched and ToadFromMKDD: Got it.

CAVERN

Keinieo: So What do we do Now!
WorldRecord: There are 8 ammo left in the gun. lets make them count.
*tiger gets shot 8 times and dies completely*
Keinieo: Oh Look! an exit! Lets take this lion to the wagon.

AT CAVE ENTRANCE:

JellyGroove: Keinieo! We have been looking all over for you!
Glitched: Wait you killed the tiger?
WorldRecord: Indeed!
Keinieo: we have gone through enough today, lets head back to camp.

BACK AT CAMP:

YoshiLOVER: okay your the first team to return! wait you only got 31 animals on that wagon.
WorldRecord: all of them were killed in a cave.
YoshiLOVER: Wow, Impressive! but thats not enough- wait hold on, is this a tiger? dont these things have nine lives?
WorldRecord: Yup, and i killed it in a cave.
YoshiLOVER:it is hard to kill  tiger in a cave, Cobngrats! for that im giving you an extra 20k! Whhich means YOU ARE THE FIRST TO REACH THE QUOTA!!!!!

RIGHT ROUTE:

Fiery: this is taking so long.
NotNashatra: im on the brink of falling asleep.
Yoshikart8: I am so tired.

Speaker: EVERYONE BACK TO CAMP! THE BLUE TEAM HAS WON!

Fiery: OH COME ON!!
NotNashatra: atleast its over.

BACK AT CAMP:

ToadFromWiiCube % Idiart: Congrats on your win!
Cringeh, BlueCore, Baby Mario, and DRONZY, Way to go!
SuperRunner & AJ: Good Job!
Explorers557, India, and CatFat3: Congrats!
Fiery: i hate you.
NotNashatra: You did great!
Keinieo: Thanks everyone except fiery.

A FEW HOURS LATER:

Keinieo: okay everyone see you tomorrow! and WorldRecord, thanks for the save.
WorldRecord: Your welcome!
*both walk to their cabins*


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CREDITS:

Red Team(full)
@Keinieo
@Fiery
@Mr_Pizza_Man
@YoshiKart8
@SuperSwimmer
@Diet_Coke

Blue Team(full)
@ToadFromMKDD
@JellyGroove
@WorldRecord
@--T--
@Toad-
@Glitched

Yellow Team(full)
@Isabelle123
@DryBonesFromMKDS
@NotNashatra
@KirbytripleDX_2014
@-SillyCringeh-
@CoolioFoolio

Green Team(full)

@WeegeeWogic
@GamerJax55
@NEXO_64
@ShyGuysThebest
@jay--
@Kirby64Switch2

Evil Camp Rangers(full)
@YoshiLOVER
@Diet_Coke
@Short_Red_yoshi_10
@Starfy-Store-Seller-2002

Good Camp Rangers(full)
@NEXO_64
@WeegeeWogic

Camp Security(full)
@-iz-

Technician(full)
@neptunogamermkpc

Head Chef(full)
@-SillyCringeh-

Chefs(full)
@DRONZY
@MR_BABY_MARIO
@BlueCore(sorry)

Build Zone Operators(full)
@ToadFromWiiCube
@Ahwatever/idiart

No No Zone Guards(full)
@SuperSwimmer
@GamerJax55

Janitors:
@Explorers557
@indiancharizard/India
@Catfat3

Yeah Sure but i will have to rename your guard version to "SuperRunner"

in the end

CAMP MKPC
Ep2: Truck Racing Chaos!
25% COMPLETE



Everyone: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPEAKEUP!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: WAKE UPP!!!!!!!
Kein: What!?
Kirby: This place has become too dangerous, we need to leave! Jelly and Nash are waiting in the truck.
Kein: okay..
*they go to the truck*
Kirby: Kein sit.
okay..
Jelly: When are GONNA GO!!
Nash: KIRBY DRIIIVE!!!!!!
*an hour later*
Yoshi: LET GO OF THE PEDAL AND YOU WALK BACK ALIVE!!!!
Kirby: KEIN!!! TAKE THESE BOMBS AND BLOW UP YOSHI’S TRUCK! WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF JUMPING OVER A GIANT HOLE!!
Kein: okay.. * jumps out of the truck and tries to blow up the truck but misses and falls into the hole* NO, NO, NOOOO!!!!!!
Yoshi: *from above the hole* Looks like we already lost a fellow camper!
Jelly: TBH he was the biggest loser.
Nash: looks like we’re not all cut out for it.
Kirby: I couldn’t even remember his name!
NO, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*wakes up*
Kein: Thank god that was just a dream.*looks to his right
Toad-: *vomiting cockroaches* god I hated that bed so much. BLECH!!!!!!!!
MORE TO COME SOON!