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5133 pts ★ NoviceOn 2023-09-17 at 17:56:12
Noob’s gun store
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
Do you have any kevlar vests? Just in case anyone who doesn't pay up tries to fight back.
Yes I have some, here it is!
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1On 2023-09-17 at 05:39:53
Noob’s gun store
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
Kit for one shooter, please (you know why).
Ak 47 (although an hk mp5 would be nice), Glock 9, grenades, plate carrier, plate armor, ammunition and magazines/firing clips.
Also could you possibly produce an hk416 and a SIG Sauer Tango6T rifle scope?
All right here’s an Ak, Glock-19, grenades, plate carrier, plate armour, ammo and mags.
Oh and here’s the MP5 and HK416 (I have it since I got all AR platform rifles, although the 416 might not be a AR varient because it has a short stroke piston from the G36 family but idk I’m not that smart) I’m pretty that’s one of the last MP5’s I got left since HK doesn’t like supporting the civilian market, so they’re more hard to come by. Oh I almost forgot about the scope. I had one in the back, here you go. Enjoy your purchase!
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1On 2023-09-16 at 18:53:56
Un-pc bioweapons
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bubonic plague sample; 0.04mg. - $150
Unidentified Covid 19 strand; 0.0254mg. - $3.99
Bionuke (detonate above 0.5km altitude to infect approximately 200 square miles. - $11000
Blight grenades pack of 3 - $7
Warhammer minis, assembly, and painting supplies - various prices
More soon!
Btw @wal68 can I get some of that poison mushroom juice? 💵💶💷
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bubonic plague sample; 0.04mg. - $150
Unidentified Covid 19 strand; 0.0254mg. - $3.99
Bionuke (detonate above 0.5km altitude to infect approximately 200 square miles. - $11000
Blight grenades pack of 3 - $7
Warhammer minis, assembly, and painting supplies - various prices
More soon!
Btw @wal68 can I get some of that poison mushroom juice? 💵💶💷
Hello, can I have one bionuke please
On 2023-09-16 at 17:28:38
Noob’s gun store
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
Don't ask why, but I need a clash royale figure and a AK-47. No licence required?
Well since I’m wanted for tax evasion I’m pretty sure buying a firearm from me is highly illegal, license or no license.
Would you like the semi auto AK, or the full auto one? I’d assume you need some ammo so I’ll throw in 250 rounds of 7.62s and a couple of mags.
Oh and what figurine would you like? I have the mighty miner, the hog rider, the knight, the archer queen, the prince and the mini pekka.
Semi auto and the miner please.
Alright here you go!
1On 2023-09-16 at 17:26:29
Noob’s gun store
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
Hast du einen Flammenwerfer? Hast du auch einen Raketenwerfer für den Fall, dass die Feds auftauchen?
Yes I have both but they aren’t for sale, they are part of my personal collection
1On 2023-09-15 at 23:58:17
Noob’s gun store
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
Don't ask why, but I need a clash royale figure and a AK-47. No licence required?
Well since I’m wanted for tax evasion I’m pretty sure buying a firearm from me is highly illegal, license or no license.
Would you like the semi auto AK, or the full auto one? I’d assume you need some ammo so I’ll throw in 250 rounds of 7.62s and a couple of mags.
Oh and what figurine would you like? I have the mighty miner, the hog rider, the knight, the archer queen, the prince and the mini pekka.
On 2023-09-15 at 22:33:12
Wal68's Taco Stand
Building number: 68
Sells:
Tacos
Pineapple Pizza
Poison Mushroom juice
And other types of random fast-food I guess
Building number: 68
Sells:
Tacos
Pineapple Pizza
Poison Mushroom juice
And other types of random fast-food I guess
May I place an order for a taco and a glass of poison mushroom juice please?
On 2023-09-15 at 17:51:37
Noob’s gun store
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
I will refuse service to feds!
Building location: 07
Sells:
Rifles
-All ak series rifles (semi only)
-M1 Garand
-All AR platform rifles
-ruger 10/22
Shotguns
-Mossberg 590
-Remington 870
-Benelli M4
-DP-12
Handguns
-All Glock series handguns (except the glock 18 )
-Colt SAA
-Sig Sauer p320
-Colt 1911
Ammunition
-7.62x39
-5.45x39
-9mil
-45acp
-5.56
-2.23
-12 gauge buckshot
And all ammunition for the firearms I sell, I’m to lazy to list it all.
Other stuff
-Grenades
-plate carrier
-plate armour
-magazines for all firearms I sell
- clash royale figurines (idk why I sell this)
- gun safety handbook
So…. You’re interested in some more premium wares huh? Maybe something with a fun switch if you know what I mean. Well then click the spolier.
Machine guns
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
-All Ak series rifles (full auto)
-M4A1
-MP5
-MG42
-AA12
-glock 18
And more!
If you’re a fed and you’re reading this I’m truly sorry for what I’m about to do to you but I can’t go back to jail.
forum dos br
On 2023-07-24 at 22:03:04
hue hue hue
What does that even mean?
I searched it up and apparently it’s the Brazilian equivalent of writing hahaha, I’ve seen it before in many countryball comics also.
3Happy Birthday Nintendo GameCube!!!!! You Are Now 22!!!!
On 2023-09-14 at 19:30:06
The pikmin are slaves
Holy shit Olimar based!1!1!1!
Post your what ifs here!
On 2023-08-27 at 16:16:55
What if cancer didn't exist?
If that were suddenly the case, we would have practically partially blew the global economy on nothing.
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1On 2023-08-24 at 02:16:55
-What if there were no taxes 😎👍
- what it I wasn't wanted by the federal government
-What if you could transport yourself into a game and be the character
- what if nukes are launched right now and everything you know and love will be destroyed
- what if the knight in clash royale didn’t have good stats for the cost
- what if Phoenix Wright wasn’t the ace attorney
- what if you better not call Saul
- what if life isn’t Roblox
- what if Arthur Morgan didn’t get tuberculosis in RDR2
- what if Shepherd didn’t kill ghost and roach in MW2 2009
- what it I wasn't wanted by the federal government
-What if you could transport yourself into a game and be the character
- what if nukes are launched right now and everything you know and love will be destroyed
- what if the knight in clash royale didn’t have good stats for the cost
- what if Phoenix Wright wasn’t the ace attorney
- what if you better not call Saul
- what if life isn’t Roblox
- what if Arthur Morgan didn’t get tuberculosis in RDR2
- what if Shepherd didn’t kill ghost and roach in MW2 2009
1Best Mario Kart Music?
On 2023-07-14 at 21:27:18
There’s a lot of good Mario Kart songs but here’s a few of my favourites in no particular order. N64 Yoshi Valley MK8 version, N64 Rainbow Road MK8 version, Toads factory, N64 Choco Mountain MKDS version, MKWii Title Screen, MKWii Staff Credits 2, Hyrule Circuit, GCN Mario Circuit MKWii version and Wario’s Gold Mine.
Ask me anything
On 2023-08-29 at 23:12:09
So if you enjoy Dave and Bambi, then what are your favorite songs? (spamtracks and hypertone included)
Heartsore Existence
Lost In Hell
Parsecfield (Multicorn 6)
Cornagain
Cob
SPURGLEVILLE (Multicorn 1248170124871429812487124901428710201987204019724098714)
Sanctifroot (Multicorn 13)
Cherubism
Bloodbath
Funeral
Nightmare
Mash of Fury
Jurisprudence
STOP IT
R E G R E T
ECLIPSE
Eternity
Nemesis
Contentment
Excruciation
Dereliction
Forsaken
Godforsaken
Predestined
Undaunted Demise
Homework Folder
Annihilation
ILLUSORY
BESTOW
Massacre (Manslaughter 2)
Central
Xenomania
Pyromania
Nihility
Sepulchral
BLOCKED FOREVER (NULL_Y34R remix)
Hellfield
Pessimistic
Agony
Culmination
Ceaseless
Seraphic
DEMIURGE
Providence
Technophobia
Deceitfulness
DEAFENING
Fey
Omission
Inexcusable
LACUNA
Dimensional
OBLIVION
Inexpiable
Bamboozled
Epitome
Insane
[CONTENT_REDACTED]
Tryhard
Moribund
END OF THE WORLD
Astray
Bewilderment
Singularity
THE END OF TIME
Existence Maker
ATLAS EARTH MEGALOVANIA
oaisuh
Laceration
MELANOTHON
Ingratiating
TORTURE (Pain 4)
Fatigue
Sonorous
Unboundhusk (Multicorn 9)
Seized
Limbo
Perplexity
Traumatism
and more
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
GOOD GUYS BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
Selling meth
On 2023-06-13 at 19:25:43
Can't believe that mf literally ran out of people on earth. That's why we don't have any every-purpose tools, you just buy one and never need anything new again. Terrible business tactic. Only a college dropout could come up with a stupid idea like that.
If everyone already owns your product then you’ll stop making money because nobody’s buying. Unless you expand into other industries but bro can’t even do that because he sold a multi propose tool. I mean he still made a lot of money and all other competitors are gone because you can’t compete with someone selling a product that can do anything. Unless you are able to create one that’s cheaper or better in someway. Even if he made a good product that didn’t last forever he’d still run out of trees to use to produce it. Because instead of replanting the trees so he’ll have a constant supply to meet the demand he cuts them all down. Sure it might take a little longer to produce but at least he will still have something to sell in the first place.
2On 2023-06-13 at 14:08:30
Watch this topic starting to turn into a Lorax conversation 💀
How bad can it possibly be?
Wouldn’t we just be doing what comes naturally?
3On 2023-06-05 at 03:42:59
Does anyone want a Thneed? I take Rings, Coins, and Studs. Only 5 each. Act quick cus I need to go on the run in a bit.
What's A Thneed? Sounds Like Threed From EarthBound
The Thneed from the Movie “The Lorax”
Thneed is also a word. It means something that's advertised that you need but you actually don't.
Ok on a kinda unrelated note the Lorax is a fucking dumbass. Bro talks about improving the economy and shit but doesn't even understand supply and demand. He cuts down all the trees and doesn’t replant them, if he just replanted them than he would have a constant supply. But no he cuts them all down because he’s too lazy to think about the future. If he was worried about the growing time he could just raise the prices of the thneeds because of the lower supply. So yeah the Lorax is stupid businessman.
EDIT: I mixed up the characters, I ment the Onceler
On 2023-06-03 at 22:32:27
🧠🫀🫁🦷🦴
i am selling these objects.
one dabloon per object.
i am selling these objects.
one dabloon per object.
Only one dabloon, what a great price! I’ll take your entire stock!
1On 2023-06-02 at 18:25:33
OMG BRAKING BAD REFRENSE!!!1!!!!!!!!111
Holly shit!1!1!1 This wen fixign good becam bracking bad1!1!1! 🤯🤯🤯
What is your Gender?
On 2023-05-08 at 18:02:14
I am a boy, and I'm bisexual, if you have something against that, I'm sorry
Oh, I forgot to mention. I'm also bisexual
Why not ?
He forgot?
He forgor 💀
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