Mushroom Drama

I decided to take my wattpad story global! Here’s the first chapter! I’ll update whenever I can.

Cast List!

Blue Toad doesn't have the budget to introduce everyone, so we're doing that here!
Mario: A villainous despicable... I don't even wanna call him a person. He makes enemies very easily.
Luigi: The opposite of his brother, he wants to show he can be better than Mario. And he’s a date magnet.
Peach: The only normal girl on the show, she acts like she’s the world’s most important thing.
Daisy: The most competitive person ever, she'll do ANYTHING to win.
Toad: One of the smartest contestants, he has a game plan to win, and it won't be a heroic one. And he’s very vengeful.
Toadette: Toad's sister, she cannot control her temper and she's extremely bossy.
Yoshi: A lazy dinosaur who likes to do nothing except eat and sleep.
Birdo: She is very popular on social media, and she does not do anything for herself
Bowser: The strongest contestant, his main goal is to just survive.
Jr: A spoiled brat, he's so used to getting whatever he wants that he normally doesn't help.
Roy: Certainly one of the strongest competitors, he also happens to have a heart of gold.
Ludwig: Possibly the smartest contestant, he usually bides his time waiting for the perfect moment.
Peachette: She was in the army, so she is very physical, and she's also very nice.
Rosalina: A calm, intelligent girl, she can sense when someone needs help.
Koopa: He doesn't really care about anything, but he's smarter than he looks.
Dry Bones: He's always lurking in the shadows, listening to others and planning.
Wario: A fat slob who is just a fart machine and not very helpful in any situation.
Waluigi: A man of some skill, he is very whiny, which doesn’t help.
Mona: A girl looking to have some fun, she is pretty crazy... that's an understatement.
Dimentio: A gentleman, he's very kind, but it could just be an act.
Pauline: A seemingly nice girl who is actually very manipulative.

Good idea!

I don't know what happened, but it accidentally made two of the same topic so I deleted the other one. Also, here's Chapter 1!

Welcome To New York

*On a plane* Blue Toad: Hello, and welcome to the first episode of the brand new hit reality TV show Mushroom Drama! This season, I decided we're not gonna start with something boring. Oh no. We're taking it international! That's right. This season, we'll be traveling around the world! Well, let's not waste time. Welcome to Mushroom, Drama, WORLD TOUR!!!
*sadly, I don't have an intro idea yet, so for the first episode, we'll skip it*
Blue Toad: It's time to introduce the contestants! First we have-
Mario: I don't need you doing my intro.
Blue Toad: That's not how this works.
Mario: Hi, I'm Mario! I'm gonna win, because I'm good at everything!
Blue Toad: OK, I did not think he'd actually DO it...
Luigi: H-hi there...
Blue Toad: Did you guys hear something? Me neither.
Mario: It was Luigi.
Blue Toad: Oh, this is Luigi! He's very shy.
Mario: He's  not even worth your time.
Blue Toad: Harsh.
Peach: Hello? Which one of you is the host?
Blue Toad: Me, idiot.
Peach: Oh, it's just, you look a lot younger than them...
Blue Toad: Thank you!
Daisy: I'm here!!
Blue Toad: This is-
Peach- You screwed up.
Daisy: HI I'M DAISY!
Blue Toad: Can you get eliminated already?
Daisy: Rude.
Toad: Give me my PDA!
Blue Toad: *teasingly* What PDA?
Toad: The one in your hand!
Blue Toad: Oh, this? *chucks it behind him*
Toad: N-no!
*The PDA gets thrown out of the plane*
Toad:...
Toadette: Quit your whining. I'm a girl and I'm emotionally stronger than you.
Blue Toad: This is Toadette!
Toadette: Did I ask you who I am?
Blue Toad: You all are so mean.
Yoshi: Where's the nearest McDonald's.
Blue Toad: 30,000 feet below us.
Yoshi: ...
Birdo: Sksksksksk
Blue Toad: Congrats Daisy! You're no longer the most annoying person!
Daisy: Whatever
Birdo: Ugh!
Bowser: Yo, what's up hotties?
Peach: Ew
Daisy: Get close to me, I'll punch you.
Toadette: Go away.
Birdo: Go back to the caves.
Bowser: Ouch.
Jr: Where's my million dollars?
Blue Toad: If you win.
Jr: No! I want them NOW!
Blue Toad: That's nice.
Koopa: Can you all shut up. I'm trying to nap.
Blue Toad: *airhorn*
Koopa: AGH! Do you want me to go deaf?!
Blue Toad: Yes.
Dry Bones: Don't even.
Blue Toad: B-
Dry Bones: DON'T EVEN.
Rosalina: Hello!
Blue Toad: Hi.
Rosalina: The cast list intrigues me.
Blue Toad: So does your stupidity.
Wario: Yo, where's the restroom. I'm about to blow.
Blue Toad: OVER THERE!
Wario: Thanks *farts*
Peach: *gags*
Waluigi: He is such an idiot.
Blue Toad: For real.
Waluigi: Wa.
Blue Toad: I stand corrected.
Peachette: When's the first challenge?!
Blue Toad: Someone's eager...
Peachette: This'll be awesome!
Blue Toad: For me. Not so much for you.
Mona: Hey.
Blue Toad: Hi.
Mona: Did you know I once built an attack helicopter made out of confetti, eggshells, and old jet ski parts.
Blue Toad: What? Ok...
Roy: Sup.
Blue Toad: Finally almost done.
Roy: Why? You saying you don't like me?
Blue Toad: Yep.
Roy: I'll beat you to a pulp!
Blue Toad: Sorry! Sorry.
Ludwig: Greetings, Blue Toad.
Blue Toad: Finally! Someone smart.
Ludwig: I know right. Imagine being in a room full of imbeciles.
Blue Toad: Yeah, I wonder.
Pauline: Hello!
Blue Toad: Something seems off about you.
Pauline: W-what?
Blue Toad: I just can't put my finger on it. Anyways, now that you've seen everyone, it is time to make the teams! Hmm... Mario, Jr, Yoshi, Bowser, Wario, Rosalina, and Peach. You are... choose your own name.
Mario: We're the villains!
Blue Toad: Its settled!
Rosalina: Isn't it a vote?
Blue Toad: Who said anything about a vote?
Peach: Wow.
Blue Toad: Next team has Roy, Luigi, Toad, Toadette, Koopa, Peachette, and Daisy.
Luigi: What should we be named?
Blue Toad: Ok!
Daisy: B-but-
Blue Toad: That's your team name. Last team: Ludwig, Dimentio, Pauline, Dry Bones, Waluigi, Mona, and Birdo.
Birdo: Andioop.
Blue Toad: Got it.
Pauline: G-good choice...
Blue Toad: You can rest on the plane as we make our way to the first location.
Teams:
Villains: Mario, Yoshi, Jr, Bowser, Wario, Rosalina, Peach
What Should We Be Named: Luigi, Daisy, Toad, Roy, Koopa, Peachette, Toadette.
Andioop: Waluigi, Mona, Birdo, Ludwig, Pauline, Dry Bones, Dimentio.

Confessional-
Pauline: I am already this close to choking someone out. But I need to have a nice girl act, because no one likes a villain. I happened to do research, most people here either are villains or despise them. And the biggest villain is apparently the red hat guy. So I'll make sure his team goes down with him. Hahahah, HAHAHAHA
Confessional-
Mario: Why is this my team? I have the lousiest, dumbest, weakest, slowest, least competitive team. I'm the only one who's not any of those things. I'll whip em into shape. Don't worry, I will come out on top...
Confessional-
Toad: I'd say I generally have the best team of the three. There's only one dumb person, only one weak person, only one lazy person, only one unstable person, only one uncompetitive person, and one annoying person. I'd say that's better than the other teams I'm seeing.
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*The plane lands*
Blue Toad: Welcome to New York! The city of celebrities, the big apple, and dead end jobs! This challenge, you will have to hunt down a bunch of random questions about things related to or have New York in the name! Ready go!!
Mario: So where do we look?
Blue Toad: Anywhere.
Mario: THIS CITY IS HUGE!!
The Villains
Peach: Where do we even look?
Mario: Empire State Building!
Rosalina: Got it!
At the Empire State Building
Orange Toad: Here's your question: When did the New York Giants defeated the undefeated New England Patriots?
Mario: They were undefeated, so they didn't win.
Orange Toad: No
Peach: 1805?
Orange Toad: Not even close
Jr: 2000?
Orange Toad: Nope
Bowser: 2007!
Orange Toad: Here's the Mushroom Drama Football! Get going!
What Should We Be Called
Luigi: Guys, where's someone famous in New York?
Daisy: Don't you live here?
Luigi...
Toad: The subway?
Roy: Bingo!
Toad: Should we get a taxi?
Daisy: That'll only fit four of us.
Luigi: What about the rest of the team?
Toad: What about them?
Confessional-
Daisy: This shroom plays to win. That's a quality I like in people. Maybe he can be my game slave.
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In the subway
Yellow Toad: Hello- where's the rest of the team? You need everyone!
Luigi: Are you serious?!
*Daisy & Roy are just glaring at Toad*
Confessional-
Roy: If we lose, I know who's gonna go home.
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Andioop
Birdo: So, like, which way are we gonna go?
Pauline: How bout we go to Central Park?
Birdo: Guys, I have an idea. How bout we go to Central Park?
Confessional-
Pauline: She's about to get choked out.
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At Central Park
Green Toad: Congrats on making it! Now here's your question: How many colors of apples are there?
Ludwig: B-but that has nothing to do with New York!
Green Toad: We're in the Big "Apple"
Pauline: Uhm, 2?
Birdo: 64
Ludwig: 4?
Dry Bones: 1?
Green Toad: Those are all wrong.

Blue Toad: Will any team finish the challenge? And how are they gonna handle singing?
Dry Bones: What? S-singing?!
Blue Toad: Join us next time on Mushroom Drama WOOORRRLLLD TOOOOOUUUUURRRR!!!!

Yeah I reposted chapter 1 instead of it being on the other one.

OK. Not problem.

What did you say on the other one? I deleted it just before you commented.

The script is very nice.

Oh ok! Thank you! Chapter 2 will be on within an hour hopefully, cause I already have three seasons done, just moving it here! If you can, tell others to read this too! And thanks for the support!

Time for chapter 2!
The City That Never Sleeps

Blue Toad: Last time, on Mushroom Drama World Tour. We got introduced to all the idiots who signed up for the show, and then they got split into three teams: Villains: What Should We Be Named, and Andioop. They had to embark on a race throughout the Big Apple. The Villains thought they took an early lead, but we purposely broke all the down elevators in the Empire State, so they'll be there for a while. Half of What Should We Be Named has gone missing. And Andioop does not know about apples in the Big Apple. What will happen this time on Mushroom, Drama, Woooooorld TOOOOOUUUURRR!!!
(Blue Toad spent all the budget on the contestant songs that we don't have money for an intro Thanks Blue Toad >:<
The other half of What Should We Be Named.
Peachette: Wow. We got abandoned already.
Toadette: So nice.
Koopa: You two have been complaining for 15 minutes instead of looking for them.
Toadette: Well, I was waiting for her to finish.
Peachette: I was waiting for HER to finish!
Koopa: I was waiting for both of you to finish... can we get going now. Cause it's TOTALLY not important or anything.
Peachette: Where did they go?
Toadette: The subway.
*They all look over and see the subway RIGHT THERE*
All three: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
The completed What Should We Be Named.
Yellow Toad: Well, now that you're all here, here's your question. What album was Taylor Swift's "Welcome To New York" on? And theirs a punishment. If you can't get it right, you get three tries, then you all have to sing.
Daisy: YES!
Luigi: What?
Roy: GUYS GET THIS RIGHT! Don't let Daisy answer!
Toadette: Red (Taylor's Version)?
Yellow Toad: No.
Toad: Reputation?
Yellow Toad: Nope.
Peachette: Dangerous Woman?
Rest of team: THAT'S NOT EVEN TAYLOR SWIFT!!!
Peachette: *gulp*
Blue Toad: You know what that means!! YOU'RE entire team has to sing.
Team: *gulp*
([=beginning and end of song])
[*To the tune of Welcome To New York(I HAD TO)]
Daisy: Walking through the crowd tryna kill the host.
Toad: Kaleidoscope of people I don't care about.
Peachette: Everybody here hates each other, oh.
Luigi: Searching for the next clue, don't know where to go.
Toadette: And I said, "Welcome To New York." I hate it here already.
PR (background Peach and Rosalina): Welcome To New York, Welcome To New York.
Roy: Welcome To New York, I hate it here already.
PR: Welcome To New York, Welcome To New York.
Koopa: Gotta hurry up now, gotta pick up some speeeeed.
PR: Speeeed.
Daisy: Forevermore, the lights are so bright, lost in New York Cityyyyy.
PR: Cityyyy.
Luigi & Toad: Welcome To New York, hate it here already!
Roy & Peachette: Welcome To New York, Welcome To New York.
Koopa: When we first got on the plane, headed to New York.
Toadette: Took all our future dreams, threw them in a hole.
Roy: Everybody here had a life before.
Daisy: Ok, guys, let's split up. Boys and boys and girls and girls.
Toad: And I said "Welcome To New York." Hate it here already.
PR: Welcome to New York, Welcome To New York.
Koopa: Welcome To New York, It's been waiting for you.
PR: Welcome To New York, Welcome To New York.
Peachette: Gotta hurry up now, gotta pick up some speeeeed.
PR: Speeeeed.
All: Forevermore, the lights are so bright, lost in New York City... Welcome To New York.
(The song didn't have a lot of words, so I used more of the song. That's why it's long.) ]
Blue Toad: That... was... good?
Yellow Toad: Here's the NYC mic!
Daisy: *gasping for air* We wasted so much time.
Blue Toad: Yeah. The Villains have three artifacts, and Peach and Rosalina were backups. Amazingly, you're not in last though.
Andioop
*They're all soaking wet.*
Dry Bones: Now that we're done applying for bobs, can we have the golden apple.
Orange Toad: Here!
Pauline: C-can I take a nap...
Ludwig: We have to get moving. To the subway!
At the subway
Yellow Toad: Here's your question! What album did Taylor Swift's "Welcome To New York" originate from?
All: 1989!
Confessional:
Pauline: How-
Dry Bones: Did-
Ludwig: They-
Mona: All-
Dimentio: Know-
Waluigi: That?
-
Yellow Toad: Here!
Dry Bones: We can still make up time!
Empire State Building
Waluigi: 2007!
Green Toad: Got it! Here's the football!
Dry Bones: Let's go! *Down elevator doesn't work*
Pauline: This can't be happening.
Villains
Broadway
Pink Toad: This is the last landmark! Which popular movie series had a movie in Manhattan?
Mario: Pass.
Peach: Yeah.
Pink Toad: Nope. That means you have to reenact a special Shakespeare scene! You shall reenact... JULIUS CAESAR'S DEATH!
*After setting up the play*
Mario: What are you all doing here... Brutus?
Bowser: *clears throat* We are here to settle something
Peach: *kneels* My dear Caesar!
Mario: This isn't part of it, isn't it?
Pink Toad: Try again.
Peach: Come on Mario!
What Should We Be Named
Daisy: Four down, one to go!
*All teams are at Broadway*
Pink Toad: You will all take turns reenacting Shakespeare scenes, because just questions aren't fun. Andioop, you will handle Romeo and Juliet's meeting. The other team: Romeo and Juliet's death.
Villains
Mario: Brutus, what are you all doing here?
Bowser: We are here to settle things, Caesar.
Peach: *kneels* My dear Caesar!
Mario: Cassius! What's the meaning of this?
Rosalina: *kneels* My precious Caesar!
Mario: Casca! You too?!
Yoshi: *kneels* My beautiful Caesar!
Mario: M-Metalligus!
Confessional-
Mario: I'm hoping he won't notice me making up names
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*After everyone kneeled*
Bowser: I'm dearly sorry, my Caesar.
*Everyone starts beating Mario with thinly foam ringed plastic bats*
Mario: Oof! Ow! OW! OOF!
*Bowser smacks him on the head*
Mario: Brutus... you too? *falls*
Pink Toad: *thumbs up*
Mario: Yes... ow...
Andioop
Pauline: Romeo!! I miss you!
Dimentio: My sweet Juliet! Let me climb to you and seal our love!! *kisses on hand*
Pauline: *goes red* oh my!
Pink Toad: *Thumbs up*
Confessional-
Waluigi: Thank god we got a really short scene
*On the plane*
Blue Toad: Villains, you guys can go to first class! Andioop, you can relax in this room. What Should We Be Named. You might wanna start planning who's gonna go home.
In second class
Daisy: Ok, listen up. *She's talking to Toad, Luigi, and Roy* I say we take out Peachette. Major threat.
Roy: That sounds about right.
Luigi: A plan?
Toad: Yep.
*A glint in the shadows*
Confessional-
Koopa: So they wanna vote Peachette huh? She's very athletic, but she's not so bright and she is fairly annoying. I have three options. Get they're alliance to turn on Daisy. Sacrifice Toadette. Or join them and take out Peachette. Decisions, decisions.
Confessional-
Daisy: I'm not dumb. I know very well what's about to happen. I'm gonna grab Koopa and get him before he can start anything.
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*They meet up in the hallway*
Daisy: I'm assuming we're both here for the same reason?
Koopa: Sounds about right.
Daisy: Well then we won't even need to talk.

Elimination Room
Blue Toad: Well. That was awful. Then musical. Then an almost epic comeback. Only to lose to a more epic comeback. Toad. Would you say it's your fault you had to wait half an hour for the rest of the team?
Toad: Hell no! If they had listened, we wouldn't be sitting here!
Blue Toad: Peachette, could we blame the loss on you for your innate stupidity?
Peachette: Uhm, no! Who actually knows anything about Taylor Swift?
Blue Toad: The other two teams clearly. It's time to vote!!! Daisy. You're up first. How this works is you'll stamp the passport of the contestant you want eliminated. Just to make sure no one is stupid, I removed self passports so no one gets stupidly outed.
Vote:
Daisy: Well, let's hope the plan goes.
Luigi: Not sure if this is the right thing to do...
Roy: Listen to the plan...
Toad: She'll learn. She'll learn real quick.
Koopa: It's time to show real genius.
Toadette: Bye idiot. You're fault.
Peachette: OK.

Blue Toad: It's time to read the votes. 1 vote Toad. 1 vote Toadette. 1 vote Peachette.
Peachette: We're outnumbered.
Toadette: Or are we?
Blue Toad: 2 votes Toad. 2 votes Toadette. 2 votes Peachette.
Blue Toad: The person eliminated is...........
Toad: Hahahahaha!! Our target is going home! The plan worked-
Blue Toad: Toad.
Toad: W-what?
Daisy: Who turned?!
Roy: It was you, country girl!
Blue Toad: Here's your parachute!
Toad: B-but this isn't fair! I demand a recount!
Blue Toad: That's nice. You won't get one.
Toad: I'll be back! And you will all wish you never vote me off!
Blue Toad: See ya! *Kicks Toad off*
Toad: AGHHHHH!!
Everyone: *they're expression basically says "OMG"*
Blue Toad: Well. That's it for this episode. 1 down. 20 to go!! What will happen next? Will this team get back together? Will the Villains dominate again? Will Andioop not be surprised by everything? Find out next time on Mushroom, Drama, WOOOOORRRRRLLLLD, TOOOOUUUUUUURRRRERR!!!!!

Who do you guys wanna win? Let me know!

"Birdo is popular on social media"

I knew it


I GOD DAMN KNEW IT

I want to see yoshi win because he is my favourite character and has the best personality in this

I have an idea for day 3 it a quiz and Wario slack makes him be booted off the show

For real I was just like, yeah, that sounds like Birdo.

Chapter 3!!
Hot and Cold…

lue Toad: Last time on Mushroom Drama World Tour! We concluded our first challenge with our 1 cent Shakespeare. The Villains took the win, and Toad became the first one voted off. Who's gonna become the next disappointment this time on Mushroom Drama WOOOORRRLLLD TOOOOUUUURRRRR!!!!
In first class
Mario: I could get used to this!
Peach: This is the life!
Bowser: We need to win every challenge.
Rosalina: But how would we prepare for EVERY challenge?
Mario: Who said anything about preparing?
Confessional~
While we were talking, I had a brilliant idea. Us four should make the game's first alliance.
~
Mario: Guys, I think we should make an alliance.
Peach: Give me one good reason to.
Mario: Final Four.
Bowser: Another reason?
Mario: Easy access to power.
Rosalina: I don't like being evil though.
Mario: We're not. We're just making sure bad people don't win.
Confessional~
Peach: He's good. Real good looking... W~W~Wait!! How do you take the footage out?!
~
2nd class
Daisy: Can someone get this girl to SHUT UP?!
Luigi: Now you see why Toad shouldn't have gone?!
Confessional~
Luigi: We're still trying to figure out who betrayed us... I can't help but feel like it would be obvious.
Confessional~
Koopa: They are dumb. It was obviously me. But no one will ever know. I'm "not smart enough" to do something like that. Right? Heh. Losers.
~
Birdo: It's been two days without social media. I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!
*Pauline wakes up and hits her head*
Pauline: OW! Who did that? They're gonna die~ I mean. Don't worry it's fine.
Dry Bones: Did you see that too?
Waluigi: Yeah. That was hilarious.
Dry Bones: Never mind.
Confessional~
Dry Bones: Everyone on me team is either dumb or blind, except for her. She's something to be afraid of. She's no normal contestant. But how am I gonna warn people about her?
~
*plane lands*
Blue Toad: You all look cold.
Roy: H-how c-come you get a j-jacket?!
Blue Toad: Because I'm not you! Anyways, welcome to-
Peach: G-give us j-jackets!
Blue Toad: Don't worry, I ordered jackets.
Everyone: YAY!!
Blue Toad: They'll arrive in 6 weeks.
Everyone: Ugh.
Blue Toad: This is Iceland, home to ridiculous cold, ridiculous hot volcanoes, and geysers. Today's challenge is simple: find a way to get to the volcano. Ready, go!!
Villains
Mario: Let's go through the icebergs!
Peach: No, let's go through the geysers!
Mario: Icebergs!
Peach: Geysers!
Mario: We're going my way!
Peach: No, we're going my way!
Mario: Guys, back me up!
Peach: No, back me up!
...
Mario: Where did everyone go?!
Peach: They... left us?
Mario: So which way are we gonna go then?
Peach: Let's just go my way. It's literally a straight path there.
Mario: Fine.
What Should We Be Named
Luigi: HELP!! I'm FALLING!!
Daisy: Sorry, but we gotta go!
Toadette: See ya.
Peachette: Sorry but I'm dead if I don't follow.
*Daisy, Toadette, Peachette leave*
*Roy helps Luigi*
Luigi: Thank you so much......
Roy: Thanks. Listen, now that we don't have the number advantage, us guys need to stick together.
Confessional-
Koopa: Roy isn't as dumb as he looks. He at least understands how to play the game, but I have a feeling he's not letting on. I'm gonna either have to get it out of him, ally with him and drop him when useless (if I'm still in by then...) or get him out before he gets dangerous. He is certainly one to watch. If I don't keep a close eye, I might just be gone next.
Confessional-
Luigi: Is it just me, or does Roy... no, he can't, but he... he just... he's so handsome all of a sudden. This could be what happens after someone saves your life.
Confessional-
Roy: Ok, Luigi has been staring at me dead straight for like five minutes now. Is he ok?
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Andioop
At the icebergs
Waluigi: Once again, Birdo preventing Pauline from being a genius.
Pauline: Oh, thank you! *Blows kiss*
Waluigi: *heart eyes*
Mona: WHEEE!! *lands on Waluigi and they both go tumbling into the ice water*
Waluigi: HELP!!!!
*Dry Bones pulls them out*
Mona: That was fun!! I wanna do that again!!
Confessional-
Waluigi: WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER?!
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Waluigi: D-don't g-go n-near m-me a-gain.
Mona: You're turn!!
Dry Bones: Nope.
Pauline: Guys, can we get going please?
Waluigi: Sure...
Mona: Yeah!
Dry Bones: K...
Confessional-
Pauline: I seem to have everyone wrapped around me except him. How am I gonna get him to surrender his game to me? ... I just realized. He hasn't fallen for it because he knows. He can't stay. I'm not gonna throw, but when we can, and it's reasonable, he's going home.
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Mario & Peach
Mario: Around!
Peach: Fine then, under!
Mario: YOU CAN'T EVEN GO UNDER THE GEYSER!!
Blue Toad: What do we have here?
Peach: You...
Blue Toad: The rest of your team is almost there, but you guys are in dead last. Guess what the punishment is?!
Mario and Peach: Oh no...
[to the tune of Hot and Cold
Blue Toad: Get singing! *Leaves*
Mario: You, change your mind, like you change, your extensions.
Peach: *gasps* You, trick others, like villains, I would know.
Mario: Well you, always think, always speak, stupidly.
Peach: I should know, you should've got booteeeeeed.
Mario: You're hot then you're cold.
Peach: You're yes then you're no.
Mario: You're this and you're that.
Peach: You're acting like a brat.
Mario: You're dumb all the time.
Peach: Can't even freaking rhyme.
Mario: Don't know how to play.
Peach: Only care bout the game.
Mario: You, you're just tryna get me booted.
Peach: You, you're so manipulative.
Mario: You're hot and you're cold.
Peach: You're yes and you're no.
Mario: You're this and your that.
Peach: Acting like a brat.
] (We're already at 940 words and I don't want chapters to be too long so we'll end here.)
Blue Toad: That was actually good for a singing battle. So, I'll give you a lift.
Mario and Peach: Really?!
Blue Toad: Of course not! What kind of host would I be if I helped contestants?
Mario: A good one.
Blue Toad: Whatever. Cee ya!
*Around half an hour later with the rest of the Villains*
Rosalina: Where are they?!
*What Should We Be Named can be seen in the distance*
Bowser: Oh come on!!
Yoshi: We can hope for second?
Wario: I guess.
Daisy: The finish line!!!
Blue Toad: Congrats What Should We Be Named!! You went from last to first!! Take a seat!!
Luigi: Yes!!
Daisy: *goes to high five Luigi, and Luigi doesn't give back*
Daisy: What's with the mood?
Luigi: If it weren't for Roy, I would've DIED. What makes you think I'm gonna be nice.
Confessional-
Daisy: Ok, that was on me. But I hope me and Luigi can move forward as friends!
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*It cuts to a split screen of the two remaining teams, and Mario & Peach's freezes*
Dry Bones: THE ICEBERG'S ABOUT TO FLIP!!!
Pauline: RUN!!!!!!!
Andioop: AGHHHHH!!!!!
*They get off the iceberg*
Dry Bones: W-we have to hurry. *gasping for air*
*Their screen goes gray*
Mario: I-I think I see the finish.
Peach: Let's g-
*A geyser sends them both flying*
*split screen goes away*
Dry Bones: We're about to finish!
Mona: Yay!
Birdo: Wait, like, my shoe! *stops to fix shoe, as her team crosses*
Waluigi: Hurry up!!!
*Just before Birdo can finish, Mario and Peach get sent hurtling over the finish line*
Mario: Ow...
Peach: Never... again...
Blue Toad: It's settled! Villains get second!!! Andioop, I'll see you in the elimination room tonight.
*On the plane*
Waluigi: We all know who's going home.
Ludwig: Yeah.
Confessional-
Birdo: I need to get some people to show the others how amazing I am. I know Dry Bones, Pauline, and Mona will work with me, so that's four. I don't think that's majority.
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Pauline: So we can all agree?
Dry Bones: Yeah, duh.
Dimentio: Ok then.
Waluigi: Where have you been today?
Dimentio: I was with you guys, just no one notices me...
Mona: Aw, that's ok. The government doesn't notice me sometimes.
Dimentio: ...
Confessional:
Dimentio: She scares me. She really does. But there's something about that that's intriguing. Not romantically. I don't get attracted to girls. Just, she interests me. Like there's always more to her that you don't see...

Elimination Ceremony
Blue Toad: So close, yet shoe- so far away. Heh.
There were some people who weren't really there today.
Ludwig: I don't think there's anything to talk about, Blue Toad. We know who's going home. We're sure of it.
Blue Toad: If you say so. Birdo, you're up.
Voting:
Birdo: Like, andioop.
Dry Bones: We should've won. We shouldn't be here.
Pauline: For the first time, we agree on something. That you only hold us back.
Waluigi: We're only here cause you wanted to stop and fix your shoe.
Ludwig: Ugh.
Mona: *Is standing on the table* I'm gonna do a backflip!
Dimentio: I'm very sorry. Well, no I'm not.

Blue Toad: Let's see the votes. Wow, you were right Ludwig. You did know who to vote. 1 vote Waluigi.
Waluigi: What?!
Blue Toad: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 votes Birdo.
Birdo: I'm like, not sorry. My shoe, was like, on wrong. You are like, so mean. Sksksksksk *Gets kicked off plane by Dry Bones*
Dry Bones: I've had enough of her.
Blue Toad: Mario and Peach are in hot water. Another person has been eliminated. One team appears to be splitting in half after Daisy sacrificed Luigi for a little more speed. Tune in next time and see what will happen next in Mushroom, Drama, WOOOOORRRRRLLLLD TOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRR!!!!!!

uhhh... ok I guess? Like, for one, you got anything good to say?? Also, what would you suggest I write then?

Sorry, when my hate towards something is big, I must use negative and very pejorative/pessimistic words. Your script is actually good, I really like it ! One flaw however, the characters are genuinely dumb, and are acting like assholes for most of them. So I litterrally cringe when I see some characters like Toadette, but that's good. Keep it up !

I made it to where most of them are dumb or assholes. To be honest I don't like nice characters. I find them boring. And for the dumb part... not everyone can be a genius lol. And thanks!

If it's done on purpose I can appreciate it (I know what's the point of having asshole characters)

It’s chapter 4 time!!!

Olympic Sized Problems
Blue Toad: Last time, on Mushroom Drama World Tour. We reached Iceland, the land of hot and cold. The arguement were hot, and the losses were cold. Mario and Peach sang a battle of the ages, or 15 seconds. Birdo costed her team the win and got voted out. What Should We Be Named has split. What will happen this time on Mushroom, Drama, WOOOOORLD TOOOOOUUUUUUUR!!!!

In first class
Roy: This is it, guys.
Daisy: Yeah.
Roy: Who asked you.
Daisy: Well who asked you?
Confessional-
Roy: It was probably Daisy as why Toad's gone. She wanted us to not have more people.
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Daisy: Girls.
Toadette: What?
Peachette: What do you want?
Daisy: The boys need to go down.
Toadette: We're on the same team
Daisy: I mean when we lose, idiot.
Peachette: How are we gonna split them apart?
Toadette: Well it won't involve Daisy.
Daisy: Yeah, they hate me.
Toadette: I say I attempt to lure one of them out of the alliance.
Peachette: When you can, try to do that.
Confessional-
Toadette: Ain't no way they're going to trust me. I just gotta hope I can pull one of them out.
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*At the door of first class*
Toadette: How am I gonna do this? Ugh...
Mario: Hey. Need help with something?
Toadette:W-what are you doing here?
Mario: Well, I couldn't stop thinking bout you, so I came to see you.
Toadette: *Face goes red*
Confessional-
Toadette: Well, he is pretty handsome.
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Mario: I heard what you need help with. How bout you throw the challenge. Don't make it too obvious. And then blame it on one of the boys.
Toadette: O-ok.
Confessional-
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Too easy!!! I didn't know she'd be that weak!! All I need to do is watch their team fall apart.
*Plane lands*
Blue Toad: Welcome to Greece!! Home of the ocean... and today's challenge feature! The Olympics! There'll be five challenges. Each a different Olympic sport. Villains, choose someone to sit out.
Bowser: We should sit Yoshi. Wario's lazy, but he's muscular. Yoshi is just lazy.
Yoshi: No! I wanna prove myself!
Wario: I'm fine with that.
Rosalina: Got it.
Blue Toad: Very well! The first event will be Obstacle Track!
Daisy: That's not in the Olympics.
Blue Toad: The Olympics are copyrighted, so I had to make my own events.
Peach: But they're-
Blue Toad: SHUT IT. Who will compete?
Luigi: Me!
Peachette: No, me!
Pauline: Can I take this one?
Waluigi: Sure!
Yoshi: I'll go!
Mario, Bowser, Wario: HAHAHHAHAHA!!
Yoshi: I'll show you.
Blue Toad: Peachette, you'll go.
Peachette: Hah!
Blue Toad: Ok, so you'll do a dash, then jump through the ring, slide under the hurdle, climb the wall, use the trampoline to leap over the mud, or run through the mud if you want, then  another dash. Go!!
*They all do the first two correctly, when Yoshi hits his head on the hurdle*
Mario: Hahaha-
*Peach smacks him across the face*
Peach: Shut up!
Mario: Ow!
*Peachette and Pauline climb over the wall, when Pauline uses the trampoline and gets over, and Peachette takes the mud*
Peachette: I got this- *She sinks into the 3 feet deep mud* I should've seen this coming.
*Pauline crosses the finish line with no competition*
Pauline: Well that wasn't so hard!
*Everyone amazed by how fast she was*
Confessional-
Pauline: What? I do track! Placed first in the whole city!
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Peach: So much for showing us how good you are.
Rosalina: Leave him alone!
Yoshi: Yeah!
Jr: Like, shut up. My turn!
Mario: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST TWO DAYS?!
Jr: Napping.
Confessional-
Bowser: He has to go. Now.
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Blue Toad: Well, Andioop wins the first medal! Our next event is gonna be boar hunting.  Make teams of two.
Roy: Luigi, let's do this.
Luigi: Y-yep.
Confessional-
Luigi: WHY AM I SO NERVOUS?
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Mario: I'll do this.
Peach: Me too!
Confessional-
Mario: Great. Her.
Confessional-
Peach: I need to keep a close eye on him. I very close eye.
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Dry Bones: We don't exactly have anyone strong.
Mona: Me and Waluigi!!
Waluigi: Yay.
Blue Toad: Whichever team gets the medal on the boat first wins!! Oh, and, you need to sing
Mario: WHY?!
[ To the tune of "Bad Blood"
Peach: Cause baby now we got bad blood.
Mario: Yeah we used to be number 1.
Waluigi: Take a look what you done.
Mona: Cause baby we'll be number one, hey!
Luigi: Now our team has some problems.
Roy: I don't think we can solve 'em.
Waluigi: Acting like a nut job.
Mario: Baby we'll be number one, hey!
Roy: Did she have to do this?
Luigi: Can't believe I thought they could be trusted.
Roy: She ruined our whole team.
Luigi: Don't worry all we need is you and me- I mean.
Waluigi: Did you have to pick me, we're so lost can't even see the other teams.
Mona: Don't worry, it's in the past, we'll catch up and find a rainbow kitty.
*At this point, Mario and Roy are plastic sword fighting while Luigi and Peach are trying to get the boar.*
Mario: Oh, it's so sad to, think about you guys, even tryyyyyyyying.
Roy: Cause baby now we got bad blood.
Mario: Trying to be the number one.
Luigi: He made a really deep cut!
Peach: Now we'll be number one, hey!] *Peach grabs the medal*
Blue Toad: So, that settles that!
Luigi: Roy, are you ok?! *Bolts to Roy*
Roy: Yeah, I'm fine, got hit on the head, but other than that.
*Deep eye contact*
...
*Roy leans in and gives him a light kiss*
Roy: Thanks for caring.
Confessional-
Roy: H-he's the first person who's cared... maybe being a bully isn't right for me. Now that I know people care.
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Blue Toad: The medals stand 1-1-0. Out next event is wrestling!
Bowser: YEAH!
Daisy: LET'S GO!
Ludwig: I might as well.
Blue Toad: GO!
*Ludwig gets KO'd instantly*
Dry Bones: Great job.
Daisy: GET OVER HERE YOU FAT TURTLE!!
*Puts Bowser in headlock*
Bowser: Ugh! Agh! Y-your strong, I'll give you that. Are we allowed to tag people in?
Blue Toad: Sure!
*Roy and Mario get tagged in to beat each other up*
Luigi: Be careful Roy!
Koopa: *glances at Luigi when he says that*
Confessional-
Koopa: Luigi has been caring a lot more about Roy. Suspicious... gotta keep an eye on my own alliance. Also, Daisy is stupidly strong.
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*Bowser and Roy are knocked out*
Mario: Just cause your a girl doesn't mean I'll go easy.
Daisy: No need to-
*Mario uppercuts her and knocks her out*
Mario: I don't wanna hear it.
*The Villains are cheering*
Blue Toad: 2-1-0! Our next event is climbing!
Jr: Let me go!
Bowser: No.
Jr: NOW!!!
Bowser: Jesus Christ! Fine!
Koopa: I'll do it.
Dry Bones: I got this.
Blue Toad: Go!
*Dry Bones makes quick work of a portion of it*
Dry Bones: *grabs handhold* I-is this butter?
Blue Toad: Yep!
Dry Bones: You are awful. *slips* AHH! Oof!
Koopa: See ya. *Slowly climbs to second section* Why does this smell weird? Is it... ACHOO!! *Lets go* Pepper. Of course. AGHH!!! OW!!
Jr: You guys suck at this.
Mario: How bout you START CLIMBING?!
Jr: I can't reach.
Villains: YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!!?
Dry Bones: Now that I'm past the butter- *sniffs* Oh no. A-a- ACHOO!! Agh!!!!!! OWWW!!
Koopa: Lemme guess what this is made of. Dog hair?
Blue Toad: Correct!
Koopa: Ew ew ew!! *Lets go* Dang it. AGHHHHH!!! OWWW!! That is a long drop.
Jr: Can someone give me a lift?
Blue Toad: Nope.
Dry Bones: Wait, did he say dog hair? *gags* Just, keep, going.
Koopa: Nope. *Moves Dry Bones's hand*
Dry Bones: You rat! AGH!
*Koopa finishes*
Koopa: I'm gonna take a nap.
Blue Toad: I have decided that the last medal will be worth two! So anyone can win!
Mario: That's not fair!
Blue Toad: Are you the host?
Mario: No.
Blue Toad: Do you make the rules?
Mario: No.
Blue Toad: As I thought. Pipe up again and you won't like it. You will have to fly up to the medal using these wingsuits! Toadette, Rosalina, and Dimentio, suit up.
Toadette: *mumbles* Throw the challenge. Got it.
Luigi: What?
Toadette: Just some words of encouragement.
Blue Toad: Are you all ready?
All three: Yep.
Blue Toad: Go!
Toadette: Th-this is really hard with short arms.
Dimentio: Well then imagine having no arms!
Rosalina: This isn't so hard! This is actually quite fun!
Dimentio: I'm finally generating momentum.
Toadette: *mumbles* Gotta make it look close.
Rosalina: I can almost reach the medal. Th-this is so tiring... just gotta... keep... going.
Dimentio: I got you milady. *Catches Rosalina*
Rosalina: Th-thank you!
Dimentio: N-no problem.
Confessional-
Dimentio: Rosalina looks kind of cute in a wing suit. With her white hair, and her bright blue eyes...
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Dimentio: Almost there... GOT IT!!
Blue Toad: It's official! What Should We Be Named is going to send someone packing. Again.
*Toadette's team is glaring at her*
Toadette: Sorry guys.
Daisy: A little birdie told us YOU WERE THROWING!
Toadette: W-what are you talking about?
Confessional-
Toadette: Mario. It was him. I need to warn my team of him before I go. I hope other people know Mario's a bad person.
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*Plane starts going*
Daisy: Blue Toad, we'd like to have our elimination now.
Blue Toad: Already?
Daisy: We don't need to talk. We know who's going home.
Blue Toad: Go vote then.

Voting:
Daisy: Toadette.
Luigi: Toadette.
Roy: Toadette.
Koop: Toadette.
Peachette: Toadette.
Toadette: I'll vote myself.

Blue Toad: Well, it's unanimous. Toadette. Any last words?
Toadette: Mario is-
*Gets kicked off*
Toadette: AGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Blue Toad: Darn. I wonder what she would have said. Well, one team is down to five. We've learned some people's true colors today. We learned just how useless the power of love really is. We learned that rumors spread like wildfire, and we learned that everyone can be a winner on this show's Olympics, well, except for the people who didn't win. Join us next time on MUSHROOM, DRAMA, WOOOOOORRRRLLLLDDD TOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRR!!!