Jokes

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well I'm not gonna spread it!

What kind of cheese does not belong to you

Why does Donkey Kong always win?

I asked a Frenchman if he played any videogames. He replied

What did one wall say to the other?

My son likes escalators; my daughter likes elevators. They're raised differently.

why don't eggs tell jokes

Why did Yoshi get a ticket at the race track?

Why shouldn't you tell jokes to a balloon?

Why did the duck cross the road in Duck Life?

To show they're not chicken having a Chicken Life!

i told my dad dad jokes weren't funny anymore.

Knock knock
Who's there?

I had a great conversation with a dolphin the other day. We just clicked.

why couldn't the mustard win the race?







because mustard is an inanimate object, and does not posses the capability to do such things as walk and run. for it to move, it requires an outward force to be introduced, for say a man pushes said mustard.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

A fly will only fly so far...

I went to an eyeglasses convention last week. It was a real spectacle.

In a duel between a flute and a trombone, I think the flute woodwind.

''Yo dude!''
''What?''
''Check Mii out!''
''''