Im the unluckiest player of mkwii

So I was playing rainbow road and I got hit by a blue shell on the corner before the cannon AND THEN GOT A SECOND ONE AROUND 4 SECONDS LATER THAT I DODGED IN THE CANNON but it came back round a full lap with the stressful siren noise playing and i THEN HAD A 3RD SHELL LAUNCHED WHILE THE 2ND ONE WAS GOING ROUND AND I GOT HIT WITH IT WHEN I WAS IN THE TUNNLE WITH THE BOOSTS THEN GOT HIT WITH THE 3RD ONE RIGHT AFTER. I had a clean lap up to the halfpipe after the cannon and i got hit by ANOTHER BLUE SHELL
Oh and after the race I got hit by another
SO I GOT HIT BY 5 BLUE SHELLS IN ONE RACE
What's the  most you have been hit by

I've been hit by 13 blue shells, 7 POWs and 4 lightning on Wii Bowser Castle in less than a minute

Ha! That's nothing! Once I got hit by 20 Blue Shells in one Grand Prix! I've been playing MKWii for 9 Years and still don't have Rosalina. I decided to screw the Grand Prix's and just get 4,900 Races.

I also got hit by 2 Red Shells, 1 Blue Shell, 1 Pow, 1 Star, and 1 Lighting in less than 30 Seconds.

"mario kart wii is fair" -someone who hasnt played

meh, i dont have a wii, but i remember i used to suck at mkwii, i prefer the ones without the tilt controls

I fucking bought Galaxy just to get her

That's what I'm gonna have to do. Nintendo was so stupid when the Made MKWii. I Have to Fweekin buy a Game I already have on Super Mario 3D All Stars just to unlock a character.

Skill issue

Unironically, my dad bought us Galaxy just so we could get Rosalina(there were two of us so Grand Prix wasn't really an option) & it ended up being our favorite Wii game of all time. We loved it so much they bought us Galaxy 2 immediately after we 100%ed it(That's how you get games in this house. You gotta beat one completely to get another) Yes my parents are very cool

Still, skill issue. GP in Wii is free as hell unless you are playing a heavy(in which case you're asking for trouble anyway)

Also if motion is a problem GameCube controllers exist

(You could also just play the Mario Kart game that actually functions correctly instead of the notoriously broken one, but y'all aren't ready to have that conversation)

you may want to consider coaching from @TheVincenzo and Sir CoachAndy we are looking to expand our eSports team to MKWii

How is coaching gonna help with broken RNG
It'd make them a better driver but the dysfunctional game is gonna stay dysfunctional

im still stuck with the ghost races