Parents and online games
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5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2024-09-02 at 12:35:03
There is a war against moms and online games here is just a few experiences(different story in each spoiler)
Mom: STOP HAVING S*X WITH THAT GIRL
me: bruh I just fell off a roof onto her and killed her
Mom: PAUSE THE GAME NOW AND EAT DINNER
ME: ITS AN ONLINE GAME
MUM:annnnd...
Me:I CANT PAUSE A ONLINE GAME ILL COME IN A MIN
MUM: oh these games make my lil pookie into a violent chav
Mom:HOW IS THIS MAN ON UR CONSOLE
Me: voicechat mom
Mom: DONT GIVE AVAY ALL UR DETAILS TO A CREEPY OLD MAN WHO MIGHT KIDNAP U
Me: SHUT UP UR MESSINGUP OUR PLAN AND NOW PPL KNOW WERE WE ARE
MOM: DONT BE DISRESPECTFUL IM UR MOTHER
Me: *in mind*more like motherf**ker
Me: IM ON THE LAST LAP 1ST PLACE WHAT CAN GO WRONG
MOM: DINNERS READY SON
me: k 1 sec ill just finish this race *gets hit by 49393 blue shells and 68 green and red ones*
Mom: hurry up
Me: okok ill be done soon
Mom: *turns off wifi*
Me: *disconnected* IM DONE I LOST ALL MY VR
MOM: cmon lets eat
Me: -_- yes mother...
MOM: STOP DATING U MIGHT GET A GIRL
ME:im literallyjust walking the same way as her
MOM: OMG SHE IS TALKING TO U
ME: yeah voicechat exists
Mom: DONT SHARE ALL UR DETAILS ADDRESS AND BIRTHDAY WITH HER UR IDENTITY MIGHT GET STOLEN
Me: chill its just a game
Girl in game: gets flowers
Mom: OMG I KNEW IT
ME:BRUH ITS JUST A RANDOM GIRL CUZ IM AFK ARGUING WITH U ...AGAIN
me in an online shooter
Mom: STOP HAVING S*X WITH THAT GIRL
me: bruh I just fell off a roof onto her and killed her
Mom: PAUSE THE GAME NOW AND EAT DINNER
ME: ITS AN ONLINE GAME
MUM:annnnd...
Me:I CANT PAUSE A ONLINE GAME ILL COME IN A MIN
MUM: oh these games make my lil pookie into a violent chav
me in a game with voicechat
Mom:HOW IS THIS MAN ON UR CONSOLE
Me: voicechat mom
Mom: DONT GIVE AVAY ALL UR DETAILS TO A CREEPY OLD MAN WHO MIGHT KIDNAP U
Me: SHUT UP UR MESSINGUP OUR PLAN AND NOW PPL KNOW WERE WE ARE
MOM: DONT BE DISRESPECTFUL IM UR MOTHER
Me: *in mind*more like motherf**ker
me in mkwii
Me: IM ON THE LAST LAP 1ST PLACE WHAT CAN GO WRONG
MOM: DINNERS READY SON
me: k 1 sec ill just finish this race *gets hit by 49393 blue shells and 68 green and red ones*
Mom: hurry up
Me: okok ill be done soon
Mom: *turns off wifi*
Me: *disconnected* IM DONE I LOST ALL MY VR
MOM: cmon lets eat
Me: -_- yes mother...
ME IN A RP GAME
MOM: STOP DATING U MIGHT GET A GIRL
ME:im literallyjust walking the same way as her
MOM: OMG SHE IS TALKING TO U
ME: yeah voicechat exists
Mom: DONT SHARE ALL UR DETAILS ADDRESS AND BIRTHDAY WITH HER UR IDENTITY MIGHT GET STOLEN
Me: chill its just a game
Girl in game: gets flowers
Mom: OMG I KNEW IT
ME:BRUH ITS JUST A RANDOM GIRL CUZ IM AFK ARGUING WITH U ...AGAIN
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On 2024-09-02 at 12:56:32
STOP HAVING S*X WITH THAT GIRL
You:
On 2024-09-02 at 13:09:40
There is a war against moms and online games here is just a few experiences(different story in each spoiler)
Mom: STOP HAVING S*X WITH THAT GIRL
me: bruh I just fell off a roof onto her and killed her
Mom: PAUSE THE GAME NOW AND EAT DINNER
ME: ITS AN ONLINE GAME
MUM:annnnd...
Me:I CANT PAUSE A ONLINE GAME ILL COME IN A MIN
MUM: oh these games make my lil pookie into a violent chav
Mom:HOW IS THIS MAN ON UR CONSOLE
Me: voicechat mom
Mom: DONT GIVE AVAY ALL UR DETAILS TO A CREEPY OLD MAN WHO MIGHT KIDNAP U
Me: SHUT UP UR MESSINGUP OUR PLAN AND NOW PPL KNOW WERE WE ARE
MOM: DONT BE DISRESPECTFUL IM UR MOTHER
Me: *in mind*more like motherf**ker
Me: IM ON THE LAST LAP 1ST PLACE WHAT CAN GO WRONG
MOM: DINNERS READY SON
me: k 1 sec ill just finish this race *gets hit by 49393 blue shells and 68 green and red ones*
Mom: hurry up
Me: okok ill be done soon
Mom: *turns off wifi*
Me: *disconnected* IM DONE I LOST ALL MY VR
MOM: cmon lets eat
Me: -_- yes mother...
MOM: STOP DATING U MIGHT GET A GIRL
ME:im literallyjust walking the same way as her
MOM: OMG SHE IS TALKING TO U
ME: yeah voicechat exists
Mom: DONT SHARE ALL UR DETAILS ADDRESS AND BIRTHDAY WITH HER UR IDENTITY MIGHT GET STOLEN
Me: chill its just a game
Girl in game: gets flowers
Mom: OMG I KNEW IT
ME:BRUH ITS JUST A RANDOM GIRL CUZ IM AFK ARGUING WITH U ...AGAIN
me in an online shooter
Mom: STOP HAVING S*X WITH THAT GIRL
me: bruh I just fell off a roof onto her and killed her
Mom: PAUSE THE GAME NOW AND EAT DINNER
ME: ITS AN ONLINE GAME
MUM:annnnd...
Me:I CANT PAUSE A ONLINE GAME ILL COME IN A MIN
MUM: oh these games make my lil pookie into a violent chav
me in a game with voicechat
Mom:HOW IS THIS MAN ON UR CONSOLE
Me: voicechat mom
Mom: DONT GIVE AVAY ALL UR DETAILS TO A CREEPY OLD MAN WHO MIGHT KIDNAP U
Me: SHUT UP UR MESSINGUP OUR PLAN AND NOW PPL KNOW WERE WE ARE
MOM: DONT BE DISRESPECTFUL IM UR MOTHER
Me: *in mind*more like motherf**ker
me in mkwii
Me: IM ON THE LAST LAP 1ST PLACE WHAT CAN GO WRONG
MOM: DINNERS READY SON
me: k 1 sec ill just finish this race *gets hit by 49393 blue shells and 68 green and red ones*
Mom: hurry up
Me: okok ill be done soon
Mom: *turns off wifi*
Me: *disconnected* IM DONE I LOST ALL MY VR
MOM: cmon lets eat
Me: -_- yes mother...
ME IN A RP GAME
MOM: STOP DATING U MIGHT GET A GIRL
ME:im literallyjust walking the same way as her
MOM: OMG SHE IS TALKING TO U
ME: yeah voicechat exists
Mom: DONT SHARE ALL UR DETAILS ADDRESS AND BIRTHDAY WITH HER UR IDENTITY MIGHT GET STOLEN
Me: chill its just a game
Girl in game: gets flowers
Mom: OMG I KNEW IT
ME:BRUH ITS JUST A RANDOM GIRL CUZ IM AFK ARGUING WITH U ...AGAIN
ok and
On 2024-09-02 at 13:11:24
STOP HAVING S*X WITH THAT GIRL
You:
You:
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1On 2024-09-02 at 13:17:23
STOP HAVING S*X WITH THAT GIRL
You:
You:
And you missed the point of what I was saying completely
5On 2024-09-02 at 14:41:30
what are these usernames of some of these new guys here lol, especially the bangla dude,..
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