[Fanfic] Twilight's Object Chaos

Note: This is just a test to see if im capable of writing a good fanfic so dont be surprised if its a bit bad
so yeah i decided to make this because well just read the note and also because i like object shows so

Participants:
Soda Can
Metal Pole
BSOD
Screwdriver
Poster
Cactus in a pot (CIAP for short)
Banana
Jizo Statue
Kettle
Clock (not to be confused with the one from BFB)
Lamp
Fish Tank

first episode hopefully releases tomorrow or the day after

i wannaa be fish tank

im not taking applications for wanting to be the characters, sorry

Episode 1: A Mysterious Host
Soda Can: Honestly, I really don't get it! Why does Screwdriver gotta be so ego-centric all the time?!
Metal Pole: Exactly what I'm saying! We didn't do anything to him yet now he's doing all this to us! I'm so fed up with having to deal with him.
Soda Can: So true dude, so true

Near a tree where Screwdriver is sitting and staring out in to the open
Screwdriver: Ya know, sometimes I have this feeling where people are talking about me behind my back and I'm not entirely sure why. Could just be me though, right BSOD?
BSOD: *error noises*
Screwdriver: Oh right I forgot your only lines are *error noises*, gotta remember that for next time

Poster, Lamp, Clock and Jizo Statue drawing next to a river trying to entertain themselves
Poster: I don't really find drawing all that nice but this is actually really calming! Thanks for suggesting this Jizo!
Jizo Statue: No problem. It's as the master says: "To find one's inner peace, one must look deep within their heart"
Lamp: Wow, sounds awesome, I've gotta write that one down. *grabs a colouring pencil and writes the quote on her paper*
Clock: That fits really well with your drawing Lamp, I like it. And all of your drawings too. They're much better than what I can draw
Jizo Statue: Don't be so harsh on yourself Clock, you'll learn so quickly that you won't realize you ha-
Suddenly, the people next to the river spot a flying object in the sky containing a small cube shaped thing, which is then noticed by Metal Pole and Soda Can as well

Soda Can: I might be hallucinating right now but what the hell is that?
Metal Pole: Is it a bird of some sorts? Is it a plane maybe?

Banana and Kettle rush over to see what's happening

Banana: Is everything alright? I overheard you guys mention something about a... plane? Sounds odd
Soda Can: Yeah yeah, everything's fine, but I do recommend looking up right now
Kettle: What do you mean? *looks up* Oh now I see what you mean. Well let's hope it doesn't cause any harm or damage

Up in the sky

???: Oh god no no no! First I crashed in to part of a cliff and now my ship's like this. At least it can't get worse right? RIGHT?
Ship: Left wing and front damaged. Losing altitude at a rapid speed. 150 meters until hitting the ground.
???: Why is it doing this? I triple checked if I had enough fuel! I even installed reinforcements for this!
Ship: Engine has run out of fuel. 100 meters until hitting the ground. 63 meters until hitting the ground. 38 meters until hitting the ground. Caution: 20 meters until hitting the ground.
???: Well isn't this day going gre- *crashes in to the ground

TO BE CONTINUED

ADD Zesty Bar please a friend of BSODA

BSOD = Blue Screen Of Death, not BSODA :|

he is baldipilled

oh my bad

Have You Watch ANOSIMBIB? If So, Can You Add Match And Pencil Junior?

no because that would just be ripping off other shows (yes i know i included clock but thats a different clock and not the same one as bfb) and also because i dont want to add too many characters

oh ok thats fair,

Shit

Episode 2: New Day, New Show
???: Owch... *opens eyes* H-huh? Where am I?
Soda Can: Uhh, are you.. alright? I saw that you crash landed after hitting the edge of a cliff and I want to check if you're okay
???: Y-yeah, I'm.. fine. Just got a bit of a.. foggy memory, that's all
Screwdriver: Well, what can we do to help?
???: Nothing, just.. I have to get a little bit of time to adjust to this place, seeing as my only source of transportation has crumbled to pieces
Metal Pole: Well let's hope you can get back to where you were going so-
???: Hold on, I've only just realized, are you guys.. objects?
Screwdriver: Uhm, yeah? What about it?
???: Well I once heard of these things on Youtube called "object shows" and I was gonna ask if you guys want to participate
Soda Can and Metal Pole: Sure, we'd like to be part of this. After all, it does sound fun
Screwdriver: I'll join, but only if BSOD wants to
BSOD: *error noises*
???: ... I'll just take that as a yes
Screwdriver: Awesome! I'll go ask around to see if the others want to join

Screwdriver runs off to the river

Screwdriver: Hey! So I was just interested in knowing if you guys want to participate in an "object show" or whatever they're called
Poster: Sure I guess? Anyone else interested?
Lamp: Sounds cool, I'll join
Jizo Statue: Even though I much prefer being at peace and meditating, I'll participate
Clock: Eh, sure, why not
Screwdriver: Okay, cool! Thanks guys!

Screwdriver then runs off to find Banana and Kettle

Banana: Are you alright Screwdriver? Did something happen?
Screwdriver: No no, nothing happened at all. I just was gonna ask if you two would be interested in a lil competition thing.
Kettle: Sure! After all, nothing like this has happened in a pretty long time.
Banana: I'm interested! I'd love to compete!
Screwdriver: Good to know, thanks!

Screwdriver *thinks to himself* Okay, now I've just got to find Cactus in a Pot and Fish Ta- Oh they're right there.
Cactus in a Pot: Hm? Why are you here Screwdriver?
Screwdriver: I just need to know if you and Fish Tank would like to take part in a competition game thing
Cactus in a Pot: Yeah sure why not. My life's already boring enough anyway
Fish Tank: Look on the bright side of things Cactus! This could be a really fun thing to pass the time and stuff! I'm in!
Screwdriver: Alright, good to know

Screwdriver runs back to the odd unnamed cube

???: So, what did everyone say? Do they want to join?
Screwdriver: Fortunately, yes!
???: Cool, now lemme just *clicks fingers* and now everyone has been rounded up!
Lamp: So, what do we do, strange thing?
Twilight: Well first, let me introduce myself. My name is Twilight and I came from The Realm of Twilight in search of outer-dimensional materials, but unfortunately crash landed here, as some of you might've seen
Banana: Yeah, I remember seeing that, still good to know you're okay now though!
Twilight: I know. Anyways, whilst you're all here, could you form 3 teams of 4?
Everyone: Sure thing!

All the objects separate from each other to form their teams

Soda Can: Well, of course me and you have to stick together, right Metal Pole?
Metal Pole: Of course ^^
Banana: Hey, could me and Kettle join you guys? We want to get in a team quickly so we're not chosen last
Soda Can: Sounds reasonable. You're in!
Kettle: Thank you!
Twilight: Wow, first team formed so quickly! I'm surprised! Anyways, you guys will be Team A because I can't think of anything unique or interesting
Soda Can: Eh, I guess I can live with it

Lamp: Can we all stay together? After all, we do make the perfect team
Poster: Good thinking Lamp!
Jizo Statue: I have to agree with Lamp. We seem like pretty close friends
Clock: Couldn't agree more, friend!
Twilight: Well, second team has been made! You four will be Team B
Lamp: Okay, that's cool!

Screwdriver: Dang, people have formed their teams already? Well I guess I don't really mind being with you three
BSOD: *error noises*
Cactus in a Pot: You know, I would much rather be on a team with some ACTUALLY USEFUL people but I can't make much choice now unfortunately
Fish Tank: Why do you have to be so negative all the time?
Cactus in a Pot: Because this is boring and being here is boring, glass head
Twilight: And with that, Team C has been formed. And also with that comes the first challenge!
Poster: So what's that gonna be Twilight?
Twilight: Well, I want to start with something nice and simple seeing as this is the first challenge. So, it will be a running race!
Metal Pole: Sounds good, I like running!
Twilight: Oh, and as always, here are the rules:
1: Usage of your opponents is allowed.
2: Have fun!
THREE, TWO, ONE, GO GO GO!

Cactus in a Pot: First challenge started already? Can't be bother-
Fish Tank: *grabs CIAP* STOP BEING LAZY! LET'S GO!
Cactus in a Pot: Geez, alright

Meanwhile, Team A
Soda Can: Come on team, we can win this! Put all your strength right in to your legs!
Banana: Woohoo! Let's do this!

Suddenly, Clock grabs Metal Pole by the leg whilst running
Clock: Sorry MP, it's for the challenge
Metal Pole: Wha- Hey! Let go of me!
Clock then wacks Fish Tank with Metal Pole, causing Fish Tank to shatter and make all the water spill out of him
Clock: Thank you!
Metal Pole: I hope you lose, you annoying little brat
Cactus in a Pot: Thanks Clock, you made my life ten times better than it was before!
Clock: No problem, CIAP! I'm always here to help
Poster: Why'd you do that?! That was uncalled for!

Twilight: Let's see how Team C is doi- oh, first death already? Gotta recover him after this

Team C's progress at the moment
BSOD: *error noises*
Screwdriver: Damn it! Now that Fish Tank is dead, we're far behind the others! Unless... hey BSOD, can you glitch us to the others?
BSOD: AGREEMENT. CONSOLE RESTARTING *glitches Screwdriver and CIAP to the other 2 teams*
Screwdriver: Thanks! That means a lot to me

Kettle: Huh? How is Team C there? I swear they were way behind a few seconds ago!
Soda Can: They must've used BSOD, there is no other logical explanation
Metal Pole: No need to worry about that now! We're near the finish line anyway!
Banana: I can almost reach it!

Twilight: And Team A has reached the finish! 1 slot remains! Who's gonna finish next?

Screwdriver: Come on people, we're almost there!
Cactus in a Pot: Finally! I've been waiting for this!

Jizo Statue: I see the finish. We are nearly there team. I have a good feeling we will win
Lamp: We will win this! I know it!

And so, Team B and Team C ran as quickly as they could towards the finish.

Twilight: Wow, really close guys! But, all I can say is: the last team safe is Team C! Team B, you are up for elimination
Poster: Aw man, we were nearly there! We almost had it!

Twilight: Anyways, viewers, people reading this, whatever they're called nowadays, vote for who you want to be eliminated using this poll. Voting ends 48 hours after this is posted. (8 PM UK Time) So be quick!

i literally almost intended for team c to lose because they were down a team member and ciap was being a grouch but i wanted karma to strike back so team b lost

sorry for double post
quick reminder to vote in the poll if you havent already because votes are closing in about 24 or so hours from now

fish tank because im hungry

He’s not even in the poll because he’s fucking dead already