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Speedster64
Messages 365 - Luigi Luigi
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On 2024-06-26 at 22:52:06
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9!!!
In this topic you can post jokes or knock knock jokes.
xd1
mario_dead3
tendokiddo
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Messages 2175 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs17614 pts ★ Master
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Indian Ocean
On 2024-06-26 at 23:20:59
What is the difference between a jellyfish and a guitar?
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You can't strum a Jellyfish!
mario_dead4
Speedster64
Messages 365 - Luigi Luigi
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On 2024-06-26 at 23:24:34
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
mario_dead5
ChisP-the-_____
Messages 1272 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
vs5000 pts ★ Novice
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
On 2024-06-27 at 06:05:05
tendokiddo wrote:
What is the difference between a jellyfish and a guitar?
Spoiler [ShowHide]
You can't strum a Jellyfish!

I Don't Get This a Single Bit...

How Would Anyone Even Think of Comparing the Two...
RedPikmin95
Messages 1537 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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battle8324 pts ★ Expert
Puerto Rico
On 2024-06-27 at 06:11:06
to the people who are reacting to the messages with the :mario_dead: react:

this isn't like Meme of 2023. Meme of 2023 is focused around memes, and this topic is themed after jokes, like the classic dad jokes

so...

Memes = Jokes
Fiery
Messages 4906 - King Mario King Mario
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Algeria
On 2024-06-27 at 09:12:51
RedPikmin95 wrote:
to the people who are reacting to the messages with the :mario_dead: react:

this isn't like Meme of 2023. Meme of 2023 is focused around memes, and this topic is themed after jokes, like the classic dad jokes

so...

Memes = Jokes

I think it's just because they hate dad jokes which I think is pretty unNESesary
HiImAndrew
Messages 191 - Bowser Bowser
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Chad
On 2024-06-27 at 09:37:58
your mom 8) 8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8):$
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xd1
ChisP-the-_____
Messages 1272 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United States
On 2024-06-27 at 10:13:04
HiImAndrew wrote:
your mom 8) 8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8):$

Wh- WHAT!? YOU SAID WHAT ABOUT MY MOTHER!?

I Can't Let This Slide...

I'll Have to...

I'LL HAVE TO USE MY FINAL ATTACK!!!

YOUR FATHER 8) 8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8):$
luigi_fear1
mariokartzach
Messages 665 - Mario Mario
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United Kingdom
On 2024-06-27 at 10:13:53
What do you call sad coffee
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deppresso!
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mariokartzach
Messages 665 - Mario Mario
vs6994 pts ★ Racer
battle5000 pts ★ Novice
United Kingdom
On 2024-06-27 at 10:51:10
your mom take so long she took 9 months to make one (im talking 'bout you)
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HiImAndrew
Messages 191 - Bowser Bowser
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Chad
On 2024-06-27 at 12:15:13
nyanyanyanyanyanya wrote:
HiImAndrew wrote:
your mom 8) 8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8):$

Wh- WHAT!? YOU SAID WHAT ABOUT MY MOTHER!?

I Can't Let This Slide...

I'll Have to...

I'LL HAVE TO USE MY FINAL ATTACK!!!

YOUR FATHER 8) 8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8):$

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I HAVE YET TO PLAY MY TRUMP CARD!!
YOUR DOG! 8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8)8):$
HiImAndrew
Messages 191 - Bowser Bowser
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Chad
On 2024-06-27 at 13:35:55
my wife told me to stop singing 'I'm a believer'. I thought she was kidding. But then I saw her face!!
mario_dead1
Twilight
Messages 2116 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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United Kingdom
On 2024-06-27 at 16:43:16
why couldn't dry bones fit in his shell?
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there wasnt mush room
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tendokiddo
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Messages 2175 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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Indian Ocean
On 2024-06-27 at 17:25:04
nyanyanyanyanyanya wrote:
tendokiddo wrote:
What is the difference between a jellyfish and a guitar?
Spoiler [ShowHide]
You can't strum a Jellyfish!

I Don't Get This a Single Bit...

How Would Anyone Even Think of Comparing the Two...

You know how jellyfish have strum-like oral arms? They kinda look like Guitar strings if you straighten them.
-MarioNLuigi-
Messages 1689 - Golden Mario Golden Mario
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United States
On 2024-06-27 at 18:13:25
MKPC_ wrote:
:)


wow that's so UNfunny that i CAN stop laughing, even though i wasn't even laughing so thank you for your UNfunny joke
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Speedster64
Messages 365 - Luigi Luigi
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battle5000 pts ★ Novice
On 2024-06-28 at 11:25:53
Might have to lock this topic if you make crude and unfunny and insulting jokes.
As long as its funny, I'll tolerate it.

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