You choose an ability, first person choose a side effect

Side effect: You always look like that one Spooderman mask

Hell yeah, I get to be Spooderman and look like Spooderman all the time what a steal

Power: You can appear on the screen of any electronic device and interact with whatever's on it

umm uhhh down sydrome weakness

Side effect: the Lego building sound always play when you construct something

Power: Making Fiery shut up

Side effect: the power works every February 29th otherwise on any other date it doesn’t

actually you cant do that because feb 29 isnt a thing! also i shutted u up anyways

No way bro said February 29th isn’t real this year is literally a leap year and february 29th passed according to your logic if february 29th doesn’t exist and we go straight onto march, we would be at Tuesday the 7th of May

Power: You can make a kitten spawn anywhere. (suggestions for side effects: it also spawns a hunk of C4, maybe?)

side effect: the cat is ugly

side effect: you can only fly every other day

wait that wasn’t the response I expected-

But you can't land

Power: When people look at your computer while you're doing stuff on it, you automatically teleport you and the computer to a spot where nobody's looking.

Side effect: Nothing else will not teleport. Not your glasses, bracelet and not even your clothes! (or other stuff that are not ¨your body¨)

the ability to give papercuts in between anyone's fingers =)