[Fanfic] - MKPC Archipel (2024 Season)
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4985 pts ★ Budding pilot
5000 pts ★ NoviceOn 2024-04-01 at 03:14:57
Btw this is on hiatus cause my phone is broken and this one is small so for now no episode upcoming 
Okay fellas, since Lely is MIA, I'll be writing the next episode
First, I need to drop some content warnings, so there's no complaining or confusion when the episode drops.
WARNING
The next content posted to this particular topic will include*:
1: Hebephilia
2: Anti-LGBT dialogue
3: Racial paraphrasing
4: Potentially upsetting images
5: Blatant references to real life sex offenders and/or serial killers
6: Generally de-motivating diagolue that could lead to suicidal thoughts
7: colour brown species monkey
8: Religious content
9: Unorthodox fantasies/headcanons held by the writer
10: Unauthorised use of 3rd party characters, also based on real people
*: this list is subject to change at anytime
Don't worry, development has already begun, expect it sometime tomorrow!
yay no death which means no one dies!
What do you think "Religious content" means?
jesus
Bro has not read the bible & it shows
In any case, there's already a Death Warning on these fanfics, why would I do a second one?
actually im a christan so shut up b@#$%^
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On 2024-04-01 at 03:19:15
Btw this is on hiatus cause my phone is broken and this one is small so for now no episode upcoming
Okay fellas, since Lely is MIA, I'll be writing the next episode
First, I need to drop some content warnings, so there's no complaining or confusion when the episode drops.
WARNING
The next content posted to this particular topic will include*:
1: Hebephilia
2: Anti-LGBT dialogue
3: Racial paraphrasing
4: Potentially upsetting images
5: Blatant references to real life sex offenders and/or serial killers
6: Generally de-motivating diagolue that could lead to suicidal thoughts
7: colour brown species monkey
8: Religious content
9: Unorthodox fantasies/headcanons held by the writer
10: Unauthorised use of 3rd party characters, also based on real people
*: this list is subject to change at anytime
Don't worry, development has already begun, expect it sometime tomorrow!
yay no death which means no one dies!
What do you think "Religious content" means?
jesus
Bro has not read the bible & it shows
In any case, there's already a Death Warning on these fanfics, why would I do a second one?
actually im a christan so shut up b@#$%^
There are a shit ton of Christians who have not really read the bible. They know the most important verses by heart, to be sure, but most nowadays aren't cover-to-cover legends like my Grandmas are.
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On 2024-04-01 at 07:13:50
ill join
name
oke
personelity: bassicly Zoink but better in every way at geometry dash, lanquid
gender:male
weight:250 pounds
species: roblox guy
freind: Ben, Eli, or Max
enemy: Chuck
color: red with black eyes and braces
name
okepersonelity: bassicly Zoink but better in every way at geometry dash, lanquid
gender:male
weight:250 pounds
species: roblox guy
freind: Ben, Eli, or Max
enemy: Chuck
color: red with black eyes and braces
why the fuck would I be your friend I don't even know who you are
Why does your username sound exactly like a football player
talking about this one
PEPSI COMA MUSCUBA boom
okay that's a nice message but next time try to say something coherent
ok yandere version of uwucutesingle FALCON PUNCH
I think my brain just committed suicide thanks to whatever bullcrap you just said
On 2024-04-01 at 09:05:25
ill join
nameoke
personelity: bassicly Zoink but better in every way at geometry dash, lanquid
gender:male
weight:250 pounds
species: roblox guy
freind: Ben, Eli, or Max
enemy: Chuck
color: red with black eyes and braces
name
okepersonelity: bassicly Zoink but better in every way at geometry dash, lanquid
gender:male
weight:250 pounds
species: roblox guy
freind: Ben, Eli, or Max
enemy: Chuck
color: red with black eyes and braces
why the fuck would I be your friend I don't even know who you are
Why does your username sound exactly like a football player
talking about this one
PEPSI COMA MUSCUBA boom
okay that's a nice message but next time try to say something coherent
ok yandere version of uwucutesingle FALCON PUNCH
I think my brain just committed suicide thanks to whatever bullcrap you just said
Welcome to the club
On 2024-04-01 at 09:06:35
Btw this is on hiatus cause my phone is broken and this one is small so for now no episode upcoming
Okay fellas, since Lely is MIA, I'll be writing the next episode
First, I need to drop some content warnings, so there's no complaining or confusion when the episode drops.
WARNING
The next content posted to this particular topic will include*:
1: Hebephilia
2: Anti-LGBT dialogue
3: Racial paraphrasing
4: Potentially upsetting images
5: Blatant references to real life sex offenders and/or serial killers
6: Generally de-motivating diagolue that could lead to suicidal thoughts
7: colour brown species monkey
8: Religious content
9: Unorthodox fantasies/headcanons held by the writer
10: Unauthorised use of 3rd party characters, also based on real people
*: this list is subject to change at anytime
Don't worry, development has already begun, expect it sometime tomorrow!
Did lely say you could write the next episode? (genuinely curious, if a bit worried)
1On 2024-04-01 at 13:33:50
@NotThatKrazey oh no you're not. I am not asking anyone anytime soon and even if I did it would be everyone but you 💀
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3On 2024-04-01 at 14:58:35
Btw this is on hiatus cause my phone is broken and this one is small so for now no episode upcoming
Okay fellas, since Lely is MIA, I'll be writing the next episode
First, I need to drop some content warnings, so there's no complaining or confusion when the episode drops.
WARNING
The next content posted to this particular topic will include*:
1: Hebephilia
2: Anti-LGBT dialogue
3: Racial paraphrasing
4: Potentially upsetting images
5: Blatant references to real life sex offenders and/or serial killers
6: Generally de-motivating diagolue that could lead to suicidal thoughts
7: colour brown species monkey
8: Religious content
9: Unorthodox fantasies/headcanons held by the writer
10: Unauthorised use of 3rd party characters, also based on real people
*: this list is subject to change at anytime
Don't worry, development has already begun, expect it sometime tomorrow!
Did lely say you could write the next episode? (genuinely curious, if a bit worried)
VC, the Europeans are hours ahead of us. It was already April 1st over there
On 2024-04-01 at 15:18:54
@NotThatKrazey oh no you're not. I am not asking anyone anytime soon and even if I did it would be everyone but you 💀
Keep in mind, everyone, that today is April 1st. He could be lying
You all should be very scared right now
1On 2024-04-01 at 17:58:00
I think Krazey should be allowed to write an episode, and then Lely can immediately make it non-canon the moment it comes out
5351On 2024-04-01 at 18:22:36
I think Krazey should be allowed to write an episode, and then Lely can immediately make it non-canon the moment it comes out
I was planning to specify that it was an AU in the first place.
Wouldn't want to mess with Lely's suicide loop writing, would I?
On 2024-04-01 at 19:06:12
Anyway this should go without saying but this was an April Fools Joke, obviously, I would never willingly share any of my fanfiction with anyone, especially not the ones involving you guys. Well, I say "ones" but there's only one, & even then it's just personalities & no names are used, but it's pretty.....ero, & I like having friends actually, so you're not gonna be seeing that
On 2024-04-05 at 19:40:37
Neither of you is joining
Ok, I understand
On 2024-04-05 at 23:55:51
Another long episode just got deleted. At this point I'm gonna save them from now on because this is bullshit
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3On 2024-04-06 at 00:06:42
After seeing that this season if for 2024, will there be a season in 2025?
1On 2024-04-06 at 00:11:24
Anyway this should go without saying but this was an April Fools Joke, obviously, I would never willingly share any of my fanfiction with anyone, especially not the ones involving you guys. Well, I say "ones" but there's only one, & even then it's just personalities & no names are used, but it's pretty.....ero, & I like having friends actually, so you're not gonna be seeing that
We're especially never going to see that now of all times
33On 2024-04-08 at 00:38:01
Chapter 5 : Brave
On an exceptionally dark night,
The top of the world felt so lonely...
Lely : Then what do you want ? What do you want ! Let us be for a split second.
Eli : No. I will hunt you down.
Max : This is incomprehensible. We just wanted to give a shirt to Ben, and you are chasing us as if we killed someone in your family. It is too much.
Alice : Don't even mention the topic !
Eli : She's right ! It's hurtful !
Max : Oh please, you said much worse.
Lely : Agreed, quite hypocritical of you to cherrypick the sujects we can bring up. You brought up worse.
Alice : Well I was forever a girl who was mistreated, made fun of, I was the victim of a lot actually. I was a victim of homophobia, transphobia, and I was always rejected for who I was. So why would I not be able to choose the subjects ? My life was far worse than yours.
Max : You want to hear my perspective ? Victim of an ableist society, always being made fun of, always being the scapegoat of things. I have gone through a lot too. I was even called a simp by a girl who has dated like dozens of people in her teenage years alone !
Eli : Nobody cares about you ! Alice is more important. She always has been. So now we are making clear things that apparently weren't clear : we can do anything with your life if we ever want to. So watch your every step.
Lely : Oh my God a wolf pack ! What are you gonna do next ? Howl ?
Alice : That's definitively something Max's furry ass would do
Max : I don't howl. You when you get drunk, though...
Alice : At least I enjoy life and relieve stress in a good way ! You just take it out on others.
Lely : I think being tense and apologizing is better than drinking sake at 15 like it's water...
Eli : The same water that you have in your cunt when Max approaches you on the couch ?
And they kept on fighting. Lely tried to stop it several times, but Eli would never be satisfied. It led nowhere. Eventually, James and Ben were able to catch the trophy that Angrybird had trouble winning. Choco had dug a passage underground and had stolen the trophy from James and Ben. But in the end, right before giving the trophy to Ster, Nudgy stole it and his team won.
And Eli was still initiating bickering. It was so tiring. Exhausting. Fighting over nothing for a while is plainly exhausting.
Until the night came. Eli and Alice went into their dorms. However, Lely decided to go shopping for snacks to eat them on the beach that was lit up by the starry nighty sky and the seaside city lights. Max accompanied him.
Lely : It feels like we didn't even compete. We just fought. What can we do ? We should talk it out.
Max : Are you serious ? We have been trying but Eli is stupid. I know people are more honest at night, but still.
Lely : I am gonna call them. They might answer.
Lely called Alice and she texted him to come over to their hut. Lely was really scared to get killed. But he found her in front of the hut.
Alice : I was waiting for you, where are you and Max ?
Lely : We're over here by the bay.
They walked, Lely staying alert just in case. In 1 minute, they were back to Max's spot. The kitsune was waiting for them, not saying anything, his eyes filled with distrust.
Lely : So. Why are we fighting this much ?
Max : Yeah. I'm curious.
Alice : Oh, it's not about me.
Lely : Huh ? What ?
Max : You said terrible stuff to him, don't act innocent...
Alice : Oh... I am sorry. For me, it is all acting. I swear. A facade.
Lely : A facade for who ? Is there some kind of mastermind ?
Max : Who the hell asked you to be a bitch
Alice : Eli did. Well, he seems. To me, Ben is just awkward. But Eli wants to kill him. And I am afraid he will come for me if I don't play hateful.
Lely : Yeah but it has gone too far
Max : The extents he goes to when he feels something are crazy. We need to stop him, send him home or something.
Alice : I will confront him about that tomorrow. But, first... I wanted to tell you something.
Lely and Max nodded.
Alice : I have been feeling really bad for everything I said. Can we hug it out so that everything is finally cleared ? Because I am truly sorry to have brought up your adoption, insecurities... for me, it was acting, and I didn't care about the words I was spewing. But it seemed to make you cry. I could never do that again. Please forgive me...
Lely looked very hesitant. Max straight up refused. But Lely went forward and let himself fall in Alice's arms, probably with a little tear or two, but not with a sad expression this time. Max mumbled.
Max : Fine. Only because it gives me a chance to hug Lely...
And that was it. They ate the snacks they got at the mall. They looked at the sky and took pictures. Eventually, they went back at their huts, and Alice asked Lely and Max if she could sleep in their hut because she was scared of Eli.
And with that, the night passed.
Eli : Hmmm... good morning, Alice !
Nobody answers him.
Eli : Hmmm... Alice ? Wait... where is she ? OH THEY TOOK HER. IM GONNA KILL THEM !
Lely, Max and Alice were awake as Eli burst through the door. None of them seemed surprised. Alice had told them about the sleeping habits of Eli, and they planned such thing.
Eli seemed mad that she was here. Relieved that she was not killed. But angry because she was here.
Eli : Grr... what have you done to her !
Lely : Nothing. She chose not to go back to her hut after we talked on the bitch. We know everything. Quit acting like that, Eli.
Max : And I advise you to remain calm or else we are telling Chuck.
Eli : Tell him. And you ! You traitor. You dared to betray me. Come back here !
Alice : Absolutely not.
Eli : Oh yes you are.
Alice : I said no. You do not have my consent.
Lely : Get out, Eli. Enough is enough. You are a nuisance.
Eli : And you are too !!
Max : He tried to fix this. He was the one to go to Alice. If he hadn't do that, we would still be in a fight. And while he fixed things, you created problems. Don't see how he is the nuisance here. Get out of here.
Eli : I... WON'T !!! ARGHHH !
Alice : dodges him but hits the bed Ouch ! STOP THAT !
Eli : attacks Alice and chokes her You betrayed me... now come here !
Lely and Max : Both jump at Eli Let go of her, you asshole ! You are going to be out right now !
Eli : repeatedly punches Alice in the head NO ! THIS IS IT !
But Alice protected herself well. She got the bruises on the back of her head, where it wouldn't hurt her nose, lips or eyes. Eventually, Lely and Max managed to catch Eli and throw him out of the hut. He fell there, unconscious. Chuck, who had watched the whole scene unfold, quickly nodded at all three of them and carried Eli's unconscious body to the plane where he was sent home by a pilot. And he was then gone for well.
Lely : Shit, are you okay ?
Alice : Yea, my head hurts slightly though. I don't need a doctor, but some rest. I heard we had a day off today. Anyways, thanks for protecting me. I don't know what is going on with him.
Max : He is crazy... but let's join the common huts.
Common Hut
Nudge : Oh we got rid of him ? Good !
Angrybird : Chuck has told me. I will come to your hut and leave VC and Noob as two.
Alice : This is perfect... perfect.
Lely : And there we have it ! The solution to the problem. That is the good way to deal with this situation. Will this lead to a happy ending ?
Nudge : Oh you're so corny...
Angrybird : Nah, drama is finally done. And that's so good to hear.
Lely : I know, right ?
MKPC Archipel
2024 Season
The end
On an exceptionally dark night,
The top of the world felt so lonely...
Lely : Then what do you want ? What do you want ! Let us be for a split second.
Eli : No. I will hunt you down.
Max : This is incomprehensible. We just wanted to give a shirt to Ben, and you are chasing us as if we killed someone in your family. It is too much.
Alice : Don't even mention the topic !
Eli : She's right ! It's hurtful !
Max : Oh please, you said much worse.
Lely : Agreed, quite hypocritical of you to cherrypick the sujects we can bring up. You brought up worse.
Alice : Well I was forever a girl who was mistreated, made fun of, I was the victim of a lot actually. I was a victim of homophobia, transphobia, and I was always rejected for who I was. So why would I not be able to choose the subjects ? My life was far worse than yours.
Max : You want to hear my perspective ? Victim of an ableist society, always being made fun of, always being the scapegoat of things. I have gone through a lot too. I was even called a simp by a girl who has dated like dozens of people in her teenage years alone !
Eli : Nobody cares about you ! Alice is more important. She always has been. So now we are making clear things that apparently weren't clear : we can do anything with your life if we ever want to. So watch your every step.
Lely : Oh my God a wolf pack ! What are you gonna do next ? Howl ?
Alice : That's definitively something Max's furry ass would do
Max : I don't howl. You when you get drunk, though...
Alice : At least I enjoy life and relieve stress in a good way ! You just take it out on others.
Lely : I think being tense and apologizing is better than drinking sake at 15 like it's water...
Eli : The same water that you have in your cunt when Max approaches you on the couch ?
And they kept on fighting. Lely tried to stop it several times, but Eli would never be satisfied. It led nowhere. Eventually, James and Ben were able to catch the trophy that Angrybird had trouble winning. Choco had dug a passage underground and had stolen the trophy from James and Ben. But in the end, right before giving the trophy to Ster, Nudgy stole it and his team won.
And Eli was still initiating bickering. It was so tiring. Exhausting. Fighting over nothing for a while is plainly exhausting.
Until the night came. Eli and Alice went into their dorms. However, Lely decided to go shopping for snacks to eat them on the beach that was lit up by the starry nighty sky and the seaside city lights. Max accompanied him.
Lely : It feels like we didn't even compete. We just fought. What can we do ? We should talk it out.
Max : Are you serious ? We have been trying but Eli is stupid. I know people are more honest at night, but still.
Lely : I am gonna call them. They might answer.
Lely called Alice and she texted him to come over to their hut. Lely was really scared to get killed. But he found her in front of the hut.
Alice : I was waiting for you, where are you and Max ?
Lely : We're over here by the bay.
They walked, Lely staying alert just in case. In 1 minute, they were back to Max's spot. The kitsune was waiting for them, not saying anything, his eyes filled with distrust.
Lely : So. Why are we fighting this much ?
Max : Yeah. I'm curious.
Alice : Oh, it's not about me.
Lely : Huh ? What ?
Max : You said terrible stuff to him, don't act innocent...
Alice : Oh... I am sorry. For me, it is all acting. I swear. A facade.
Lely : A facade for who ? Is there some kind of mastermind ?
Max : Who the hell asked you to be a bitch
Alice : Eli did. Well, he seems. To me, Ben is just awkward. But Eli wants to kill him. And I am afraid he will come for me if I don't play hateful.
Lely : Yeah but it has gone too far
Max : The extents he goes to when he feels something are crazy. We need to stop him, send him home or something.
Alice : I will confront him about that tomorrow. But, first... I wanted to tell you something.
Lely and Max nodded.
Alice : I have been feeling really bad for everything I said. Can we hug it out so that everything is finally cleared ? Because I am truly sorry to have brought up your adoption, insecurities... for me, it was acting, and I didn't care about the words I was spewing. But it seemed to make you cry. I could never do that again. Please forgive me...
Lely looked very hesitant. Max straight up refused. But Lely went forward and let himself fall in Alice's arms, probably with a little tear or two, but not with a sad expression this time. Max mumbled.
Max : Fine. Only because it gives me a chance to hug Lely...
And that was it. They ate the snacks they got at the mall. They looked at the sky and took pictures. Eventually, they went back at their huts, and Alice asked Lely and Max if she could sleep in their hut because she was scared of Eli.
And with that, the night passed.
Eli : Hmmm... good morning, Alice !
Nobody answers him.
Eli : Hmmm... Alice ? Wait... where is she ? OH THEY TOOK HER. IM GONNA KILL THEM !
Lely, Max and Alice were awake as Eli burst through the door. None of them seemed surprised. Alice had told them about the sleeping habits of Eli, and they planned such thing.
Eli seemed mad that she was here. Relieved that she was not killed. But angry because she was here.
Eli : Grr... what have you done to her !
Lely : Nothing. She chose not to go back to her hut after we talked on the bitch. We know everything. Quit acting like that, Eli.
Max : And I advise you to remain calm or else we are telling Chuck.
Eli : Tell him. And you ! You traitor. You dared to betray me. Come back here !
Alice : Absolutely not.
Eli : Oh yes you are.
Alice : I said no. You do not have my consent.
Lely : Get out, Eli. Enough is enough. You are a nuisance.
Eli : And you are too !!
Max : He tried to fix this. He was the one to go to Alice. If he hadn't do that, we would still be in a fight. And while he fixed things, you created problems. Don't see how he is the nuisance here. Get out of here.
Eli : I... WON'T !!! ARGHHH !
Alice : dodges him but hits the bed Ouch ! STOP THAT !
Eli : attacks Alice and chokes her You betrayed me... now come here !
Lely and Max : Both jump at Eli Let go of her, you asshole ! You are going to be out right now !
Eli : repeatedly punches Alice in the head NO ! THIS IS IT !
But Alice protected herself well. She got the bruises on the back of her head, where it wouldn't hurt her nose, lips or eyes. Eventually, Lely and Max managed to catch Eli and throw him out of the hut. He fell there, unconscious. Chuck, who had watched the whole scene unfold, quickly nodded at all three of them and carried Eli's unconscious body to the plane where he was sent home by a pilot. And he was then gone for well.
Lely : Shit, are you okay ?
Alice : Yea, my head hurts slightly though. I don't need a doctor, but some rest. I heard we had a day off today. Anyways, thanks for protecting me. I don't know what is going on with him.
Max : He is crazy... but let's join the common huts.
Common Hut
Nudge : Oh we got rid of him ? Good !
Angrybird : Chuck has told me. I will come to your hut and leave VC and Noob as two.
Alice : This is perfect... perfect.
Lely : And there we have it ! The solution to the problem. That is the good way to deal with this situation. Will this lead to a happy ending ?
Nudge : Oh you're so corny...
Angrybird : Nah, drama is finally done. And that's so good to hear.
Lely : I know, right ?
MKPC Archipel
2024 Season
The end
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222On 2024-04-08 at 03:06:03
Glad to see we're done with fighting! But I predict there's just going to be more fighting on the horizon...
On 2024-04-08 at 03:17:50
Glad to see we're done with fighting! But I predict there's just going to be more fighting on the horizon...
There isn't.
It just took me more episodes to do the transition. Before, I would have said everything was fake and everyone was manipulated. But now I bothered making a transition because I was tired to produce fights. But I had to go through the hassle of making a transition episode. That's all the energy it took me to just stop the fighting. So now, no more of it for a longgggg while.
On 2024-04-09 at 01:31:20
Glad to see we're done with fighting! But I predict there's just going to be more fighting on the horizon...
There isn't.
It just took me more episodes to do the transition. Before, I would have said everything was fake and everyone was manipulated. But now I bothered making a transition because I was tired to produce fights. But I had to go through the hassle of making a transition episode. That's all the energy it took me to just stop the fighting. So now, no more of it for a longgggg while.
Yayyy!!
I will not miss the drama.